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have these abominations I made
#I KEPT FORGETTING TO UNLEASH THESE DEMONS#woe. the gato discovery be upon ye#these are so fucking bad#ttte#thomas the tank engine#kips shitposts#ttte thomas#the great discovery#ttte stanley#ttte percy#ttte emily#<- if you squint#let me know if anything here needs to be tagged#because good lord these are terrible
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garmadon devouring his son ,HAPYP BIRTHDAY @dynamo-roll3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#this is a parody of “saturn devouring his son” lol#ninjago#ninjago garmadon#ninjago lloyd garmadon#lord garmadon#lloyd garmadon#....what tags do they even use.....#The day I started on this when I fell asleep at around 3 am I was having terrible visions of me working specifically on the eyes of this#and also Lloyd’s green uniform and I was just laying in bed for like a good 2 minutes doing that while my stomach hurt like really bad#and I realized I had to puke and got up and puked GREEN. It was terrible and hilarious and I ended up giggling after I finished puking whil#still holding onto the ring of the toilet seat. 10/10 I would like to have that happen again because it was so funny#also “where are garmadons second set of arms?” i ate them(i forgot until i was finished rendering)#also also I actually finished this back in may (in like 4 days or a week i think?) and i was just waiting for fruitboys bday to come#my art
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oops more satellite investors... wanted to doodle them again! hopefully their personalities come through a little more in the doodles, too (if you're interested, I wrote a little about my headcanons for them on this post! )
also i completely forgot that pluto has that heart-shaped marking on it when seen from afar until my friend reminded me and I instantly knew I HAD to give cosmo a little <3 birthmark
bonus styx
#alloyart#toontown#plutocrat#cosmo kuiper#satellite investors#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#toonblr#toontag#also i gave cosmo a gold tooth because well. i think he deserves it#he definitely enjoys a good ostentatious display of wealth yknow#its why i draw him with so much gold jewellery#that and it just works for his mob boss look to have a bunch of big ass rings and chains#also headcanon styx is terrible at cooking despite being so passionate about it#hes a robot ok he doesnt know whats edible#on the plus side he gets to wear his cute apron so#... lord help me i am getting crushes on every robot I draw
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Ahahaaaa oh my goddd can you not make "ADHD undereating" and "ADHD overeating" into a competition of who has it worse and who has nothing to complain about, that'd be awesome
#im not even going to reply to that person im not gonna argue with someone who clearly is fucking#grading my symptoms on if they're as bad as their#guess what i also feel like fucking shit when i overeat and it causes my body a lot of stress#and it fucks with my hormones and it fucks with my mood#and i live a piece of shit horrible terrible life whenever I can't get myself out of that and somehow#but my brain makes me do it and it's hard to stop and sometimes i have to eat even when im in pain#cause that's the only way i can concentrate on something or the only way that i can stimulate my brain#even though i feel sick and I don't want to do it anymore so maybe shut the fuck up#oh my godddd#fuck that person#oh i would take overeating any day maybe shut the fuck upppp#overeating especially on foods that stimulate the brain well PUTS YOU IN THE STATE OF UNDERNUTRITION JUST LIKE UNDEREATING#YOU IDIOTTTTT#sorry this is so personal to me and someone just went on a tirade on how much they have it worse cause they don't eat#good lord go fuck yourself#that post was just because i never see anyone talk about this i only ever see the other side of the coin and it makes me feel alone
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I’ve been listening to the tboi: antibirth ost lately and the “machine in the walls” song specifically is just very Lord Eclipse to me in terms of how it sounds and I can’t really explain it. It’s just been making me think abt him a lot
Like. I feel like Lord Eclipse’s universe could have been a very interesting and almost horrifying world if the show wasn’t bound to a vrchat format. like. could you imagine? Moon walking through the library and finding a large, open area that’s illuminated by the sunlight pouring in through a stained glass depiction of Eclipse?
Could you imagine if the reveal wasn’t by the man himself beckoning over Sun and talking down to him, but instead Moon follows Sun as he enters what used to be a throne room to tell Lord Eclipse that he’s done his errands and tasks for the day? Could you imagine Moon and Lunar’s horror upon realizing that Lord Eclipse no longer looks like the stained glass windows as his long, centipede-like form uncurls and he tells Sun that he’s not done yet, because someone is inside the castle?
Could you imagine if, instead of a stand-off between Moon and Lunar and Lord Eclipse, their final interaction is Moon sprinting through the shining castle halls for dear life because Lord Eclipse has taken it upon himself to find and hunt the other animatronic, and despite his uncoordinated hands sending him crashing into walls and pillars, he has surprising speed?
Wouldn’t that be horrifying? Wouldn’t that be awesome?
#xero says things#xero thoughts and rambles#SORRY IF THIS IS A LITTLE. UHM. VERY WEIRD?#I’VE BEEN RLLY INTO THE FUCKED UP RELIGION ASPECT OF LORD ECLIPSE LATELY LMAO 😭#especially with servant sun and lord eclipse …….#like#i think sun being still very devoted to eclipse despite everything because he /used/ to be a benevolent god is a terribly fun idea#even as eclipse urged his hands to hold a blade to someone else’s body for the first time. sun told himself that it’s for the greater good.#a horrible terrible manipulative god and his painfully loyal servant. yk?#sorry okay i’m normal now#long post#ask to tag#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show#tsams#lord eclipse au#lord eclipse#servant sun#sams lunar#sams moon#centiclipse#sunvant
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consequences of living in a panopticon
#[.art]#self#vent tag#making this unrebloggable but putting it here anyways for the catharsis of it#mistakes were made and things were in disorder and I'm imploding about it. Anyways I'm going to listen to documentaries#'mistakes' the terrible ordeal of my things not being in order when she checked out of nowhere when they should be in order#because my things should always be in order and they were not. And patently that's my fault for not checking myself I can see that#good lord. I'll have a smaller wardrobe from october and I can put my efforts into keeping that in order and this won't happen ever again
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omygod i love door lord beating my ass kicking my shit in maybe i'll change my icon to be doorlordy
im such a good artist <3
#doodles#shitpost#lord of doors#death's door#2023#this game is really good but unfortunately i'm playing it with terrible fps because my laptop can't handle it very well#so i think it's making my life a little harder than it should be lmao#i gotta play it again when i get a good computer because this game is so beautiful and fun man. just HARD#anyways i really like door lord
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pleeeeease i wanna hear about snorri sturlusons edda being an unreliable source for pre christian skandi life
agsdfjsgh oh no it's almost 4am
okay CONDENSED VERSION
the prose edda was written in the thirteenth century. (it's commonly dated to around 1220.) snorri himself lived from 1179 to 1241, which makes him solidly high medieval by a european standard and medieval (ie not viking age) by a scandinavian standard.
iceland converted to christianity in the year 1000 AD through a resolution carried in the alþingi (this is according to njáls saga as we do not actually have contemporary written material from that era. pinch of salt as to the precise date, and of course the nature of conversion is such that it doesn't happen overnight, even in a small population like late viking age iceland, but nevertheless -- iceland was very decidedly no longer pagan by the 1200's)
(this leads into a Big Old Debate about the nature of oral memory and how much and how reliably material can be preserved in that manner, especially detail, and for how many generations. this is contentious and im not gonna get into it but it's a factor)
snorri sturluson was a christian
this matters because although he was interested in the culture -- especially the poetics (we'll come to that) of the past, he was not a part of that culture and he was viewing it from the outside. his interest was antiquarian.
snorri sturluson's edda is an educational work in poetry. it is a poetic. a book of skáldskapr, ie of the poetical arts. the poetry of viking age iceland, the poetical culture that medieval iceland inherited, was one based on a huge and complex metaphorical system which directly referenced pre-christian mythology. to take a classic example, instead of simply saying 'gold', you might say 'sif's hair', but to understand this you'd need to know the story where sif loses her hair due to a loki fuckup and is gifted new hair made from gold.
in short, the loss of the knowledge of these stories would completely hamstring all successive generations of poets -- not only would they no longer be able to participate in the poetic tradition, they wouldn't even be able to comprehend and appreciate the work of their predecessors.
the narrative part of snorri's edda is the one most people are familiar with. it is even often printed separately. but his work is actually comprised of four sections: a prologue dedicated to explaining that the pagan gods were actually men (see euhemerism), the narrative portion (gylfaginning), a section which explains a large number of poetical metaphors (skáldskaparmál), and a section which gives examples of various poetical metres a skáld should know (háttatal).
oh god i said condensed, this is already so long
FINALLY: snorri was a scholar. and medieval scholars took a different approach to their material than modern historians. they were unafraid to edit, embellish, pick and choose, compile and systematise as they saw fit. (we have some notion of what types of sources snorri used and some of his material survives in other sources, but much does not, leaving his account the only one, which means we can't check his work, as it were.)
we must assume that the prose edda synthesises material that was varied and contradictory -- folk tradition always is (think of how many versions ballads and folk songs survive in). we must assume that there are versions which were lost. we must also assume that his christianity has affected the material to *some* degree, though how much is again a Big Debate (for example we may point to the part where he says that loki was outwardly beautiful but wicked -- afaik there is no physical description of loki anywhere else, and it's tempting to see a parallel here to christian notions of temptation).
TLDR snorri has created a *version* of norse myth. and while we should be incredibly grateful that someone actually sat down and created a literal guidebook like this we must also remember by whom it was made, why, and when. (✨source criticism!✨ [philology jazz hands])
(this isn't even getting into how the narratives of mythology correlate -- and don't -- with the evidence of worship uncovered by archaeology but POST TOO LONG)
#LONG POST#im so sorry#asks#now with a readmore because good lordt#if i made any snafus im sorry its 4am brain no worky#good lord the textpost editor is crap im sorry if this formats terribly
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y'all knew this but... man. hans is literally so unbelievably fine. it still BAFFLES me. he really goes around like that
like i don't think i could be more attracted to him or any fictional guy. he's perfection to me
i don't talk about this a lot but. wow. good god. great heavens
being so in love with him just makes it WORSE. i knew from the beginning, but mannnnnnnnnnn...... it's only gotten worse. love really makes you say and feel wild things. really makes you see things and people in a different way
and boy i am looking. with both eyes and every cell within them
#he's just everything to me#obviously i am Attracted to my f/os very much but good lord!!! give this man a shout out#and not that he needs an ego boost because he knows good and well he's hot. but that's what i do best. make terrible men worse 💪#💕 love is an open door
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OKAAYYYY LETS GOOOO
#i return. soggy and scrubbed. what a TERRIBLE way to describe a shower good lord#i will probably play only a little bit (famous last words...) because i want to actually sleep a decent amount tonight LOL#but anyways lets dive in >:3 idk what im gonna name my starter yet... I'll see if it comes to me in the spur of the moment like Henry's did#once again if u dont want to see me liveblogging PLEASE block the tag ''dandy.exe'' for your health and safety#i will try very hard not to spam but sometimes i get rly into liveblogging bc i do it so rarely fhdkdl#dandy.cmd#dandy.exe#i wonder if making it a thread would be good? nah i think that'd clog ppls dashboards even worse bc it'd end up being a bunch of long posts
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Life’s just so fucked up now I just got hit by a bus and walked it off cos I was getting late for class like this might as well happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#mental illness go brr#I mean I missed a bunch of classes because of. that. so I’m trying to make it up and like causing an unnecessary ruckus would just not play#in my favour#ya know. but it’s just humiliating man there were so many people around that saw my dumbass 😭😭😭🤚 like brah#I was so embarrassed I was like yeah no I’m fine and just ran to class😭#gosh it was terrible. the biggest injury there was to my ego#like look at this dumb bitch good Lord#text#personal
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Manufactured SEEDs
Basically, the concept is that SEEDs once served as a “positive” force meant to permanently remove or separate negative emotions that were deemed unnecessary.
(I wish I could elaborate but I don’t really know how) (I wanted the idea that “SEEDs” have always existed or something unique to Fragaria Memories without being inspired to anything if that makes sense?)
Assuming that SEEDs existed during the time of Legendary Red, what if “Legendary Red” made the SEEDs but backfired and twisted the story that they saved the world of Fragaria from the SEEDs.
Maybe the SEEDs couldn’t be completely destroyed for whatever arbitrary reason, and the Strawberry King took responsibility to guard the last remnant of existing SEEDs left from this world of Fragaria?
Eldritt’s purpose is to keep the origin of SEEDs and the truth of Legendary Red a secret.
<- But at the same time, what good is keeping the truth hidden(?)) “To keep the world idyllic”(?) (How would revealing the truth about Legendary Red and the SEEDs affect the world?
(Maybe we can connect this to time loop theory(?)) (Do you think Halritt wants to keep the world happy by all means necessary) (and time loop is his only answer)
Do you think their existence evolved during their entrapment by the Strawberry King? They’re indiscriminately trying to feed from negative emotions because of this insatiable hunger they had for who knows how long?
How did they escape? Why did the Strawberry King disappear?
Lovers to the same lies— Protectors to sanctity, memories to sanity Red-splattered puddles dye into black I, the shadow to which you belong … strangers to the flesh. Fumbled darkness, the pitch-black mold. A stiff neck … Unable to turn. (Clocks unfortunately twist … A head rolls down.)
Edlritt - “What only needs to be known is that…” Eldritt - “We both want the SEEDs eliminated.” “So, Merold, as long as the motivation exists—we will both be quiet.” Eldritt - “Is this clear enough for you?"
#fragmem#time to ramble in the tags again haha...#holostarsEN lore is crazy but basically the world “elysium” exists as a solution/digital world in the pursuit of peace and perfection#abandoned humanity and “record corruption” is basically a terrible disease that leads to death if i remember correctly(?)#and “corruption beasts” are similar to SEEDs but don’t remove memory#if i remember correctly the people are either “players” or “NPCs”#we live in a digital world digimon digimon#honestly i kinda forgot mid-thought about what i wanted to elaborate on but i think it was the theory that knights earn their forms and nam#i think i wanted to connect it to the possibility of what could be the lore of fragaria memories’s world#like maybe it is a digital world?#i like the idea that world was dying but was saved by the strawberry king and the lords#what if magic was only made as a countermeasure against SEEDs?#Merold - “To destroy the sin within you I will thoroughly humiliate and reveal the truth one by one.”#Merold - “So I’ll keep playing Halritt.” “A smile just like this! Where nothing seems out of place.”#“SEEDs are the original sin” will always be stuck in my head#to eliminate negativity is to embrace death#maybe that is the purpose of a SEED?#to become pitch black or free from color because nothing exists within a void(?)#i wrote to myself once that i wanted merold to have his the holy grail of eris moment#merold - “kirikikirikuku” (eldritt awakens)#its such a good story… im too much of a sucker to villainess stories…#my dark timeline is that halritt tries to create a peaceful world to prevent the SEEDs but this backfires and halritt becomes a tyrant#i want him to die by merold’s hand like a sick joke instead of a SEED#the people you tried to protect now fear or hate you#Merold - “You’re a small man who is bounded by his appearance.”#Eldritt - “Oh but Merold—Aren’t you also the same if we apply it you?”#Merold - “And who’s to say I’m spared from my own words?”#Merold - “An executioner is not exempt to his own blade.” “I intend to do worse to you and the same to myself.”
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the carbuncle ate itself......
#exoticbutterstxt#look. the gg are terrible people and i havent watched them for years because of it#but i did when i was a teenager#and good lord so many of those bits will stick with me forever. dark souls font BRAIN CHEMISTRY ALTERED#THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD!
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#my dad is such a good man#he is not perfect and there are times when he disappoints me#but he has never left me in even the shadow of a doubt as to whether or not he loved me or if he would be there for me when i needed him.#i love him so much#(i'm putting this in the tags because tumblr loves to jump on people who say positive things about fathers)#but mine is legitimately probably one of the top dads in the country and i love him so so much#i am so blessed to have such a kind and loving man as my father#because his father was a terrible man#and he made it his life's goal to be a good father so his children wouldn't suffer the way he did#he has always put us first above his own wishes and happiness#i am so incredibly grateful for him#the Lord was so good to me
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so the whole eviction thing has been a nightmare and living with mom and dad again is going to be its own challenge but thankfully my family really brought it. and mom and dad are going back tomorrow to clean the house because I’ll like…not be able to walk by then. I don’t know how I’m going to deal with rhe emotions of this entire monstrous event but it’s really lovely when people come to help.
over the last few years my circle has shrunk so much but thankfully the few people I have invested in came through, so that’s reassuring, you know?
I was just getting to a place in my health where I was like ready to start prioritising socialising again and this is a major setback but all is not lost
it’s nice not to be alone
#dear diary#moving is hell#fuck landlords#this has been more drama than I can handle rn#I have hope that things will get better#and it’s good to be out of an increasingly toxic situarion with a terrible landlord who generally thinks he’s a fuckimg fief lord#but it will be really fucking shit for a while#because I have to sell a bunch of stuff and like#recover#and also#live with my parents lmaooooooo
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Finally finished watching gift.
Just going to sit here and sob quietly to myself for a bit....
#figure skating#yuzuru hanyu#it's yuzuru hanyu hours again folks#adventures in skating#gift#thank god my Japanese is terrible because i would have been a mess at the venue#good lord have i been through those same terrible headspaces....#i need a sit down... oh wait...i'm already sitting down...#i could babble on but no one needs that and I'm still processing everything....#having a wisdom tooth pulled out yesterday is probably not helping matters....#i relate to him on a spiritual level...
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