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If Mal could still love me, then there was still hope.
Siege and Storm- Chapter 20
The real horror of Alina's Mal-shifting dream starring the Darkling, is actually the Malyen-part.
This makes me physically sick.
Alina values herself so little a possibility of a shred of his attention is worth constant fighting, cheating, humiliation and being left to her own devices whenever an obstacle appears.
The end of the second book, and Alina's world stands and falls with conditional attention of one (1) shitty guy.
Not to mention what she doubts here, is her worthiness. Her own value.
Isn't it sad? Alina isn't only focused on a single goal- getting Malyen "back". She has to persuade herself it's what she wants.
She is the one taking action as usual.
She ~needs~ to see his face... because she knows it's not there?
Alina's upset, but she's hardly as disgusted with Malyen for HIS ACTIONS than with herself for a fucking dream of being WANTED.
#Grishaverse#S&S Chapter 20#Alina Starkov#Malyen Oretsev#self centred and paranoid#grishanalyticritical#Siege and Storm#Grisha trilogy#V#books#quotes#Leigh Bardugo#anti Malina#anti Leigh Bardugo#because fuck you lady#for writing this#and damaging the girl even more only to dump her in Malware's lap.#The true horror of Grisha trilogy is that it's a happy story of a domestic abuser.
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Honest question, I've been rethinking the whole "Colin has done the same with Penelope Featherington" speech Anthony gave to Daphne and his mother in season 1 and the fact that when Colin talked to his brothers in 3x05 both Ben and Anthony were like "I didn't have a clue" and like... do we think Anthony spent the evening rethinking every single interaction he has ever witnessed between Colin and Pen and every single instance where he let things slide because "oh that's just eloise's friend?" and just banging his head against a wall as Kate laughs her ass off??
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#polin#anthony bridgerton#do we think he just goes#what the fuck was THAT colin?#everytime he is presented with evidence that Colin has been flaunting propriety with Pen?#and he's like#I SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU MARRY HER THREE YEARS AGO!#and do we think he despairs his own blindness?#he must be grateful Pen is lady whistledown because if it were anyone else...#the amount of scandals those two would have been at the centre of#improprer letter writing and all#when he asked “Did you compromise the young lady?”#the lady in question was penelope#not marina
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Merle Oberon (Wuthering Heights, The Scarlet Pimpernel)—She was mixed race (born in India and her mother was Sri Lankan) and still managed to make it in the British and American film industries (by passing) despite a rough start in life and industry racism. She was the first Asian person to be nominated for any Academy Award (best actress in 1935)! She also survived a car accident in 1937 and kept on acting until 1973, despite potentially career-ending facial scars. Also, she met her third husband while they were filming a movie together in 1973 (her last movie and she still looks great!). They fell in love and got married in 1975 when she was 62 and he was 36. She died 4 years later in 1979. Iconic.
Jean Seberg (Breathless, Saint Joan)— Some of us watched À bout de souffle as a lil French undergrad and had the trajectory of our lives changed by Jean Seberg. She IS French new wave!! She is the moment!! She sadly had to work with a lot of shitty directors in her career but even so, she has this magnetic energy whenever she’s on screen. In her personal life, she was also very supportive of civil rights causes, and was even targeted/harassed by the FBI for financially supporting the Black Panther Party.
This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Merle Oberon:
Beautiful. Talented. Biracial. Also please refer to the following promo from the aforementioned A Night To Remember, in which she plays the writer George Sand:
Her performances always give off this perfect blend of of being composed, refined, and aloof while still being deeply passionate and I eat it up every time.
Linked gifset
A rare example of a WOC working in lead roles in this era (mostly because she worked very hard to pass as white and had to hide her south asian heritage sadly). She has this very regal vibe but also a simmering intensity—even holding her own as Cathy opposite Laurence Olivier as Heathcliff.
I need all the gothic fans to STAND UP for our cathy!!
She has such a unique face when it comes to old hollywood actresses - a lot of them start to melt together in my brain - but Merle has always stood out to me<3
Jean Seberg:
anyone who plays Joan of Arc is kind of hot by default tbh
she's gorgeous, she's cool, she has the original blond pixie cut
She donated a lot of her money to civil rights organizations such as the NAACP and the black panther party as well as Native American school groups, as a result of this the fbi ran a smear campaign against her and a surveillance campaign which is thought to have led to her suicide tragically.
idk if this is propaganda but the COINTELPRO and the FBI are widely blamed for her death. If the FBI was after her for supporting the Black Panther Party you know she was good
#jean seberg#merle oberon#fuck that old woman#hotvintagepoll#ladies 3#making the choice to change merle's photo of my own volition because I Know What You People Do When You See A Menswear Contestant#and need to equal the playing field here if jean's showing up in full joust mode
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My friend told me to draw/design human Tow Mater... This is a product of his evil genius... Please do not come for me. I'm sorry (I'm fucking not)
(Also he definitely stole that cowboy hat, probably accidentally)
Tractor tipping is just him getting in his tow truck and pulling over people's tractors in their fields, and then they chase him with buckshot.
#tow mater#pixar cars#cars#humanization#mater cars#Pure-Blooded redneck#(pure blood because this man is definitely inbred I don't give a fuck)#It's okay to be inbred as long as your best friend is like 30 years younger than you#him and lightning McQueen have a minimum wage job friendship#redneck#cowboy#tow truck#he fucks for sure#nothing like unwashed hair to get the ladies swooning
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Trevor Hills being Pathetic Blorbo #1 and your enjoyment of him being said Pathetic Blorbo #1 just adding on to the games pre-existing meta commentary is,, so good. They made him as miserable as possible and god it really worked.
#i <3 when dystopia scenarios like American Arcadia appeal to the real life audience#like. you fall in love with the character in the exact same way that the in universe audience does#and i think it provides a really interesting perspective and commentary on like. consumption and entertainment#its one of the reasons the first hunger games appeals to me so much actually because it explores that sort of. audience side#which imo is one of the best parts of 1984/truman show esque dystopia media like that#amyway. go play American Arcadia its really fucking good#american arcadia#trevor hills#we're pioneering tags here tonight ladies#teamtrevor#<- brilliant tag idea
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All the outfits and styling of Sandra Oh as Jenny Yum in Quiz Lady are just so AH. YES. So perfect for the character but also so so so good? Constantly over the top in a way that could be just ridiculous in a different movie, but this movie doesn't want us to think she's ridiculous. Look at that last outfit. That's the end of the movie. All the growing and changing has happened and she still looks that way because that was NOT something she was supposed to outgrow. (And actually it works exactly the same with Awkwafina's character, she also does her fair share of growing and changing but her personal style? Still the same, because THAT was not the problem) Sandrah Oh is 52 and she looks amazing in this style, and that is frankly so good to see. Do what you want forever, stop living in prisons inside your own mind.
#quiz lady#jenny yum#sandra oh#costume design#i started making the gifs just because i find the outfit aestethically pleasing but i actually got a little emotional over it#rules of clothing are not real#do what you want and fuck everything#i made this#i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world
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Every time I see people reduce Franziska von Karma to "haha bitchy immature lady with a whip" I get viscerally angry.
#franziska von karma#franziska ace attorney#ace attorney#ace attorney trilogy#ace attorney justice for all#she's not my favorite character and like EVERY OTHER CHARACTER she is flawed#but i will always defend her with my life#i played through JFA like a year ago and bawled my eyes out at her plane scene#just to see so MANY people be like “annoying sexy whip lady” boiled my goddamn blood#franziska i see you i see you i see you#it really reminds me of the sexism towards Ash in SF. Just unwarranted bashing of her character without any media literacy#i will die on this hill and wear it as a fucking badge of honor.#yes i am watching wendy rocket's video#it's yet another reason why i get so angry when i replay Big Top because the potential is THERE in that case and ESPECIALLY. ESPECIALLY#WHEN IT COMES TO FRANZISKA'S CHARACTERIZATION AND HER ARC
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Secret santa gift for @harbingerofskulls ! Mattia is literally SO COOL and I'm absolutely honoured I got to draw her! I'm completely normal about her I PROMMY
Thanks to @crownedinmarigolds and @auspex for this wonderful event!
A few poorly photographed studies I did before settling for this final piece under the cut!
She's literally so cool and I've been playing with these designs in my personal sketch book, trying to get some proper studies in because hands are hard and bone hands are somehow WORSE
#Mattia Faulkner#I'll keep saying it but the design SLAPS and when I drew your lot I was worried at first ngl#because there was only one character! and what if their design did not resonate? what then???#and then I opened the references and all my doubts went POOF because how could you not love this fucked up little zombie lady???#I practically blew up my partner's phone because oh my god look at who I get to draw!!!!#SHE'S SO COOL#tumblr of darkness secret santa#VtM#VtM OC#other people's OCs#my art
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'i'm fine with elias simps but i draw the line at lady mowbray you people have clearly never met old rich ladies-' i'm not in it for the money i'm in it for the senseless violence and killings. god forbid a woman do anything.
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#lady mowbray#'you wouldn't like her irl-' i think i wouldnt like her irl because she made a guy kill his entire staff with a meat cleaver#in fiction she is merely Old Woman With Gun And Cool Dogs#also wdym ur fine with elias and not with her????? double fucking standards much?????#ELIAS WAS ALSO OBJECTIVELY WORSE OF A PERSON???#he knew about jane prentiss he knew about not-sasha he caused the fucking apocalypse he knew tim would die bc the rituals were fake he#killed gertrude he killed leitner and got jon blamed he basically forced hundreds of people to work for him and oh yeah! KILLED THE OG ELIA#and you draw the line at lady mowbray because what??? shes a rich old evil WOMAN instead of a rich old evil MAN?????#wtaf guys come fucking on#tma#the magnus archives#my post
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When it comes to Omegaverse HoTD I don't think a lot of people realize the full potential of it.
Picture this:
Lucerys Velaryon is the first Omega born into the Targaryen line since the doom of Ol Valyria. He gets spoiled.
Rhaenyra has only the finest clothes made for him. Daemon will do anything his sweet Omegan son asks of him, even let the little Omega crawl into bed between the two Alpha's because he had a nightmare. Jace is overprotective. Joffrey is Daemons mini in regard to Luke. Rhaena and Baela love their precious little brother so much they would kill for him. Rhaenys would give into his demands, he doesn't even have to demand because the moment Luke wants something she'll give it to him. Corlys will bring him back only the finest pearls and jewels from his travels, the pearls get braded into his hair or sewed into his clothes, the same with the jewels.
So Lucerys gets what he wants, when he wants and if he's denied he has an army of people ready to demand he have it or else.
The whole Vaemond story still happens. Only difference is, Lucerys had asked Daemon and his grandsire not to kill him and instead send him to Grandsire Corlys so that he could deal with his little brother.
The Greens seethe at the fact that Luke doesn't even have to beg.
That night after the whole feast mishap Aemond corners Luke in his chambers and threatens to take his eye.
Lucerys goads his uncle because he was raised by Daemon 'Fuck around and Find out" Targaryen and in the end Aemond kisses him.
No love or passion. Just pure unadulterated rage.
Hate sex ensues, bc it's Lucemond what would you expect.
Aemond regrets it the next day. His repressed ass lashes out and says some very unsavory things, as one does.
Luke and his family leave Kings landing after that and the next time he and Aemond meet again is at Storms end.
Luke is there to deliver a message.
"I am not a dog your mother can just order around. At least King Aegon brings me a marriage pact. So, tell me boy. Which of my daughters will you marry?" Borros asked.
Lucerys looked at the girls. Three Betas and one Omega.
He looks at Aemond and feels his heartbeat quicken and then it stops at the reminder of that day.
'You are a whore just like your mother!'
'Wanton bastard!'
'You bewitched me! That is the only explanation for as to why I ended up in your bed between you whorish thighs!'
Such cruel words and he would swallow the now.
Lucerys looks at Lord Borros.
"Sadly, my Lord none of your daughters would be a suitable match for me as they are either Beta's or Omega. However, there are two Alpha's within this hall. Both of whom have a chance at my hand but only one is not betrothed at nor wed, my Lord," Lucerys said with a kind smile.
Lord Borros had his tongue paralyzed for but a moment before he asked, "What do you meen?"
Lucerys smiled as he could feel Aemonds anger radiating off him in waves.
"What I am saying is that even though I cannot marry your daughters I can still marry you. Think of it my Lord. Lord Borros Baratheon, Lord of the Stormlands and Lucerys Velaryon, Lord of the Tides and Heir to Driftmark. We'd make a handsome pair, wouldn't we?" He asked with a shy smile.
Hook. Line. Sinker.
Lord Borros agrees and two moons later Aegon II Targaryen bends the knee to his sister and Lord Borros marries Lucerys.
Even on his deathbed Borros never questions why his sons, Rhaegar, Rhaegor, Aenys, and Darke, and his daughters, Rhaella, Aemma, Lucera, Deanys, Daela, and Valeria have silver hair and purple eyes.
Nor does he question the closeness of his Omega bride Lucerys and his sworn shield Aemond.
#lucemond#all I'm saying is I've read two fics with this premis#Aemond is a possessive and obsessive ass#Lucerys is his mothers son and he was raised by Daemon “let's fuck shit up” Targaryen you can not tell me he wouldn't do this#Floris is made the Lady of House Baratheon after her father dies because Lucerys hates storms and prefers sandy
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Halloween dress-up, let's go!!!
Assignment: "Dress up as ghosts".
Status: Yes. They're ghosts. Just really different types of ghosts
#fanart#danny fenton/m'gann m'orzz#spearmint ship#i love them so much#yes M'gann is a White Lady#and before anyone hypothetically comes at me saying that White Lady should be all just white/have black hair but i have my reasons#in universe is: they decided to dress up “normal way” and it turned out that M'gann as a Martian was allergic to most make-up products#and in the end she threw some flour on her face and called it a day#and the meta reason is: I haven't drew Megan enough to believe she'd be recognizable with different hairstyle and without her color pallette#anyway#i love White Lady ghosts#like i can't even express how much i love them like aesthetically#and from the backstory standpoint#they're just neat imo#they're also really popular in Poland (my beloved motherland *patriotic sounding eagle noise because eagle is National Emblem of Poland :D*)#like you can trip on them#nearly every caslte has either White Lady or some cursed knight or *both*#and we have a lot of castles (though not a lot with original decor because fucking Red Army; sorry it makes me emotional)#but like to emphasise how many White Ladies we have#my uni's main building has one and it's not even a castle anymore#her story is really cool too#it involves Iron Maiden patricide and in some versions a lovestory#it also won't derail this post but I'd love to share it if someone is interested#halloween#happy halloween#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#wandixx arts#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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“What if the evil tyrant who likes to kill puppies for fun actually just needed to fall in love with a sweet naive child who redeems them through the power of love and they were actually good the whole ti-“
What if they weren’t, though? What if their life twisted them to the point that they can only love through violence?
What if the narrative doomed them to ever play their role, a role that has already been chosen by forces higher than them?
What if the sweet, gentle character didn’t love them ‘despite their flaws’, or even at all?
Why should they? Especially if it’s a case of kidnapping. ESPECIALLY if they hurt them. Or their friends. Or take away their agency.
What if that strange contradiction of love and hatred in their heart tore them apart and gave them their justified end?
What if they CAN’T be fixed?
What if they don’t WANT to be fixed?
What if we stopped glamorizing abusive relationships and started actually exploring them?
#so sick of these ‘bad boy tyrant/murderer oooooh’ and then the narrative treats him like he does nothing wrong even as he abuses the protag#this goes for ladies too stop acting like it’s fine just because she’s hot#moral of the story#Claude frollo is an excellent character and I love him for how unhinged he is#can’t think of any other characters rn except the villain of my own book#love u Zalrog#you’re fucked and that makes you fascinating#claude frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#whump#whump writing#whumpblr#whump scenario#whump tropes#whumptober2024#whump ideas#whumper#writing#tropes#writing trope#dark lord#bad boy#tyrant#dark romance#writeblr#writblr#writers on tumblr#btw not talking about complex well written villains who the author doesn’t coddle#or stories where it’s the point that their relationship is messed up and one doesn’t realize it#that’s different and you know it
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bartender!vi does that thing where she admires your outfit from over the bar, then ask you to twirl for her; while using her thumb and forefinger to pinch at the fabric, and palm at your body before she fucks you in the back on her 15 min break and you'll know she's serious and maybe willing stay longer then 15 min if she's popped the first few buttons on her shirt and has rolled her sleeves up her forearm
#fiah's thoughts ✧˖*°࿐#arcane#vi arcane#vi x reader#vi x reader smut#arcane imagines#vi league of legends#arcane vi x reader#arcane violet#she's strapped and ready to go#or she'll fuck you in her office because she's an independent lady and owns her own bar
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Marie Doro (Lost and Won)—no propaganda submitted
Valeria Creti (Filibus)—Listen, I got introduced to her by a movie where she plays a crossdressing/genderfluid/lesbian sky pirate a crush was inevitable
This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Valeria Creti:
Marie Doro (I couldn't include some of the propaganda because it was clearly pre-1910):
#[editor's note: before the bitching starts. purposely chose that photo because my GOD have you seen a vintage shit-eating grin before?]#valeria creti#marie doro#hotvintagepoll#fuck that old woman#ladies 1
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so sorry but bridgerton!Simon Riley where he was the son of a butcher but then became a soldier and rose through the ranks with help due to his (incredibly) wealthy captain John price that left him sitting comfortably when he returned home but still looked down upon because of his status as "new money" in the aristocratic society. Just as grouchy and rude as he was before, but now with the money to gamble as he wishes and a grand estate to spend his days alone on.
but then his captain is pulling him out into the public eye by force because the season is arriving and all the eligible debutantes are looking for a husband and "I wont have you drink yourself to death completely alone, Riley" but low and behold all the motherfucker does is stand in a corner with a drink and stare all goddamn night. On the off chance that some poor woman comes up and strikes a conversation with him she's left less than pleased with his one word answers and walks away with a sour face when he inevitable says something foul mouthed. The night goes the same until he sulks off when price is busy dancing with his wife-
imagine his surprise when he slips outside to find you, one of the eligible noble ladies he found particularly enticing sneaking a cigarette in the garden, who doesn't turn up her nose in judgement when he rolls up his sleeves and asks if he can bum one off of you.
#making up fake history for a fake world#anyways yee. him <3#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#haven't watched season three because everybody was saying it wasn't that good but the featheringtons remain icons#anyways. working class fella suddenly thrust into aristrcracy and uncaring for it all vs woman who does not wish for the obligations-#forced upon women in the current society that find comfort in complaining about it to one another. now fuck narsty and get married <3#and yes. he still has his tattoos in this#makes all the mamas of the eligible ladies go 'absolutely NOT'#tells their daughters to steer clear of him cause they all know him as a butcher#but when you see him roll those sleeves up late at night as you talk outside the debutante ball??? ohhh lord have mercy
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finally i figured out how to draw hekets head shape
she's fat and buff - in fact her body type is based on weightlifters
#cult of the lamb#cotl#the ones art#cotl heket#hanoty#you don't understand her fucking head shape was so hard to figure out#she's the designated lift heaviest objects now person. self appointed#others go 'haha that might be too much dont want to throw out your back'#and she goes 'give'#also sometimes she just wears armour because its funny. and she should. she deserves to#big buff frog lady!!#now to figure out kallamar...#humbled gods au
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