#him and lightning McQueen have a minimum wage job friendship
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My friend told me to draw/design human Tow Mater... This is a product of his evil genius... Please do not come for me. I'm sorry (I'm fucking not)
(Also he definitely stole that cowboy hat, probably accidentally)
Tractor tipping is just him getting in his tow truck and pulling over people's tractors in their fields, and then they chase him with buckshot.
#tow mater#pixar cars#cars#humanization#mater cars#Pure-Blooded redneck#(pure blood because this man is definitely inbred I don't give a fuck)#It's okay to be inbred as long as your best friend is like 30 years younger than you#him and lightning McQueen have a minimum wage job friendship#redneck#cowboy#tow truck#he fucks for sure#nothing like unwashed hair to get the ladies swooning
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