#because I’m bored

[tsams-and-co-memes]

Ok, ok. I’m bored, guys. Humor me a little here

Imagine. You’re trying out a handful of different dating apps. Why? Idk man. You’re bored. You want a relationship. You want a good time. Whatever reason you have for being on a dating app, has led you to making an account on Tinder. You’ve heard the horror stories about Tinder and you know it’s garbage, but you decide to screw around with it anyway and try your luck

The usual happens. Weirdos and creepy guys in your dms, sending you unsolicited pictures and being gross. Because that’s just how Tinder is a lot of the time

But one day, something’s different. There’s still the usual endless wave of creepy people and weirdos trying to message you, but you get a dm from some account you’ve never seen before. The profile picture is of an animatronic (*cough cough*KC*cough cough*), and the angle it’s taken is in a way that leads you to believe that he might not be too familiar with selfies. You’re curious though, so you check his profile. He’s old, but not too old, he works in a soup kitchen, and he has three sons. Not much is said about them, so you gloss it over. There’s a link to his SoundCloud profile. You’re curious so you check it out, not expecting much, but holy fuck, he’s a rapper and he’s actually fairly good at it

You accept the dm request and chat with him for a few weeks to a month, and he’s a massive sweetheart. He eventually wants to meet you in person, and asks if he can take you out for a casual date. Like,, probably to a coffee shop or on a walk through the park

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Do you stalk my blog?? Yes or yes?? 😌✨✨✨

[kaldursbiggestfan]

Headcanonss

Roy is a natural blonde,dyed his hair red bc why the fuck not. We’ve all had a red haired phase.

Kaldur is literally Aphrodite in everyone’s eyes,therefore,Aquaman is very overprotective of him,or if you’re not into that,he can shoot a bow hella good thanks to Roy teaching him

Conner, literally flies around like a menace to society. He’s like a damn bird. Dropping random stuff onto peoples heads.

M’gann collects pins,she likes to stick them on her boots

Artemis stays armed with chapstick,somebody has crusty lips?

Zatanna has a collection of top hats,half of them are ridiculously tall

Wally has random nosebleeds,when I say random,I mean random. In the shower? Nosebleed. On patrol? Nosebleed. Sleeping???? Nosebleed.

Raquel hoards jumpsuits. The only thing she wears.

Dick has a million headphones,you need a pair? Don’t even worry about it.

[ccasey0]

Hi hi!!! I am back with more mysterious questions- Who is your favorite OC to draw- I think I remember you saying it was Casey, but I can't remember. And who is your least favorite? Is there any reasoning behind those choses?

- Mysterious anon

Mysterious Anon! Hello my friend! I think my favorite would be either Casey or Jasper. I also love drawing corrupted, but idk if they are considered OCs lol.

My least favorite to draw is raph and keigo. Raph because I I just don’t like him and keigo because his fucking hair is a nightmare to try and get right.

[actoons]

crying, throwing objects around with my telekinetic prowess :

I just love naegami so much

[cartcop]

Texts with roomie who occasionally watches 911 with me and independently became a buddie truther despite having no background knowledge on the show at all:

[oliveth3b0rrower]

Athena x Freya art🥰

[gatoburr0]

I HATE how this turned out WITH A PASSION.

[tenebris-lux]

Dumbass limitation I put on myself: I want to start reading Lovecraft stories from the Commemorative editions. And it’ll be more than a week before they get here. (*SIIIIIIIIIGH*)

[bobbeshwar]

Everytime a femdom!reader smut fic ends in the character flipping the reader over and going, “heh, my turn😈” an angel loses it’s wings.

[ilikealotoffandomsandstuff]

Britney Spears was in glee???

[6starsart]

I really like Gen 3 Venus, she’s by far one of my favorite dolls. (Just next to Monster Fest Lagoona.)

Try not to mind the hands.. i was going for a feeling.

[licnheartedd]

geologist remus AU in which he has the largest rock collection known to man but it’s all granite and sandstone and other rocks that no one else thinks look cool

he has his rock hammer and his hard hat and he spends his days in stupid rural areas just looking through soil and in rivers for things he can break open or put under a microscope, and he takes samples home in his pockets even though it means there’s dirt and sand everywhere

queue sirius, who knows nothing about rocks but knows that some minerals are shiny, and he has a great time fidgeting with the pretty minerals that remus thinks are “too boring”

bonus points for remus doing a taste test on his rocks to determine what kind of minerals they are (because yes, that is a genuine way of determining mineral type)

[swedenis-h]

A new light

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.