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The hotel’s fairy godmother 🦌🪄

🎀🌈

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pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

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little ways to flirt and flounce

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#alepsa play 'our prayer' by the beach boys

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#She finally had someone to hold her hand

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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As someone who's been a lover of traditional folk music from the British Isles for several decades, one thing I've learned is that "True Love" didn't always mean what you think it means. In the older songs, "true love" is not some mystical quality, some type of connection that is magically better than other Loves. No. A love that is "true" merely means that your Love is "true TO YOU." "True" as in faithful and loyal and trustworthy. A lover who will stand by you and with you no matter what comes. True the way a good sword is True. True the way a good knight is loyal. The contrast is "False Love," which is a lover who betrays you, who cannot be trusted.

"True Love" isn't something you find, it's a vow and a choice that you make, every day, to BE TRUE.

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Soft apples should be sentenced to death. Girl I trusted you

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spencer reid + smiling

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LEVERAGE | 1.08 - The Mile High Job

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therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded

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hardison in the beantown bailout job: look what you did. you took four perfectly good criminals and you ruined them. look at us. we're good guys now

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Recovery and relief

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one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it

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The Librarians 1x4 - "And Santa's Midnight Run"

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Athena and the definition of Buck