#beatboxes love u

[dogbunni]

saiki fandom at large just out here with so many top tier takes like galaxy brained and I'm over here tapping my little sandcastle bucket kinning nendo and having 0 thoughts. can't even look directly at yalls posts bc they're the headcanon equivalent of biblically accurate angels. actually brb I'm pressing all the buttons on my washing machine. don't care anymore

[stealchain]

I feel like most of the vbs songs would be bangers instead of flops if akitos voice actor could actually rap. and beatbox

[whitechocolate]

anyways i say this with all the love in my heart…i always knew it but it really wasn’t until after watching the dream movie that i realized the only men i’ll ever truly love on this god forsaken planet are exo and shinee everyone else is just background noise god bless❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[valentinejaes]

Haechan in Every Era 06.06.2000 🐻☀️ HAPPY HAECHAN DAY!! 💚 【NCT U ☼ NCT 127 ☼ NCT Dream】

SM Rookies ✦ Fire Truck ✦ Chewing Gum ✦ Limitless ✦ My First and Last ✦ Cherry Bomb ✦ We Young ✦ Joy ✦ NCT 2018 Empathy ✦ Touch ✦ Go ✦ Chain ✦ We Go Up ✦ Regular ✦ Simon Says ✦ Candle Light ✦ Wakey Wakey ✦ Super Human ✦ Boom ✦ Coming Home ✦ Kick It ✦ Quiet Down ✦ Ridin ✦ Punch ✦ NCT 2020 Resonance Pt. 1 ✦ From Home ✦ NCT 2020 Resonance Pt. 2 ✦ 90's Love ✦ Gimme Gimme ✦ Hot Sauce ✦ Hello Future ✦ Lemonade ✦ Sticker ✦ Favorite (Vampire) ✦ NCT 2021 Universe ✦ Earthquake ✦ Dreaming ✦ Universe (Let's Play Ball) ✦ Glitch Mode ✦ Beatbox ✦ 2 Baddies ✦ Candy ✦ Ay-Yo ✦ Best Friend Ever ✦ Broken Melodies ✦ ISTJ ✦ Poison ✦ NCT 2023 Golden Age ✦ NYCT ✦ Fact Check ✦ Be There For Me ✦ Smoothie

[starboy-acer]

RIPTIDE SHIP NAMES THAT I USE!

Note: I don't ship Niklaus with any of them, but I really really like the names, so I keep them. if the ship name is pink then that means i actually ship it/love it amen (aka it prolly is a rarepair developed by a mutual that i fell in love with). some of these i may not ship and plenty of these can be taken as platonic only! these are just ship/duo names for characters (using & means i see it only as platonic/familial/a duo/trio name with no romance elements at all.

ALBATRIO

fish and chips: chip/gillion [otp]

navyseal: jay/gillion

mockingjay: chip/jay

poly pirates: chip/jay/gillon [otp pt 2]

CHIP

sailorsong/scarlet captains: chip/jazz

fools gold/bargaining chip: chip & niklaus

drunken sailors: chip/caspian

chiptune: chip/queen

stoneflame: chip/igneous

treble theft: chip/jazz/queen [liam someguy thank u for this]

JAY FERIN

women in STEM: jay/ensa

pistolwhip: jay/lizzie

sharpshooter: jay/kira

bloodshot: jay/anastasia

sheshells: jay/edyn

artemis anchor: jay/aslana

jay's harem/let's go lesbians: jay/her many girlfriends (ever changing, always evolving)

high noon: jay & ichabod

GILLION TIDESTRIDER

swordfish: gillion/caspian [only person other than chip i can see him w]

dealbreaker: gillion & niklaus

sea shanty: gillion/queen

the moist ones: gillion & felipe & goobleck

buddycops: DOPPLE Gillion & Kira [thank u mast]

MULTIPLE PC + NPC POLY

fish squared and chips/sea sharp: chip/gillion/caspian

manlet, manwhore, manslayer: chip & gillion & niklaus

deal with the devil: chip & jay & gillion & niklaus

bardic inspiration: chip/jay/gillion/queen

full ensemble: chip/jay/gillion/queen/jazz

NPC RIPTIDE PIRATES, GUEST PCS, MISC NPCS

watergun/writer's block: drey/finn

robopanda/cybershot: alphonze/gryffon

cattlepunk: drey/ichabod [I ADORE THEM. thank u liam someguy]

whitefeather/widow duo: ichabod/ella teach [LOML. made & rp'd this w jynx]

dead husband society: drey/ichabod/ella [u can literally only understand this if you’ve read The Cattlepunk Fic]

starshine: drey/ella [thank jrwi reset]

pearlescent: aslana/edyn [thanks to jynx for putting me on this]

lamprey: anastasia/aslana

meta duo: felipe & goobleck

sea serpent: price & edyn

sea witch: niklaus/edyn [hangout actor au put me on this...]

GRANDBERRYS + JAZZ

waning crescent: lizzie/ava [CANON. LOVE THEM.]

rose tides: lizzie/edyn

guns n roses: lizzie/jazz

singing the blues: jazz/caspian

jam session: jazz/queen

beatbox: jazz & la alma (shoutout hangout actor au rp)

soundwaves: caspian/queen

rosewater: lizzie/caspian [tbh... i love it]

polyberry: lizzie/caspian/john/rudith (all the grandberrys)

PLS MSG ME, REPLY, REBLOG, IDC TO TELL ME EITHER MORE SHIP NAMES FOR THESE SHIPS OR GIVE ME NEW ONES TO BE ADDED IF I LIKE THEM!!!! ill update this consistently!!!

[idiot-mushroom]

guys be honest would u love me if i started shit posting for ‘through your hollow bones’ au???

i wanna draw shredder beatboxing

[octoberautumnbox]

Besides her glorious milky smooth legs, am I the only one looking at how her hands are griping the rope/sling?😳

Which of the following would be the best at driving Jo Yuri crazy?

Licking her inner thighs

Kissing her inner thighs

Exhaling your hot breath teasing her inner thighs

Beatboxing against her thighs

FRISKY U BEAUTIFUL BASTARD U ENDED MY BLOCK LMAOOOO

short answer: kissing! babygirl would love nothing more than feeling your lips on her thighs, she'd go crazy every time you work upwards to her crotch only to switch to the other thigh and start over 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

long answer coming soon i think? LOL

[srirachaz]

I really want to go through nct's discography but holy cow where do I start I'm thinking 127 dream wish wayv u superm nd thsn the full albums

ok i apologize for the massive fucking wall of text that follows this paragraph but i'm in fact a huge nctzen (i listen to literally every subunit and solo i love them all)

127 is for sure the most popular but wish and wayv might be easier to start with because they have a smaller discography. unfortunately no matter how you slice it it'll take forever to get though because all the groups keep releasing banger after banger so try some sample songs to see which discographies you vibe with:

nct wish: hands up, wish. they're still in their teenage idoldom and their songs reflect that! very cute, very easy listening, very underrated. their bsides have a similar vibe to their tts and are very 2018 reminiscent. if you like riize, wannaone, or tws this is for you

nct dream: candy, istj, broken melodies, beatbox, smoothie, hot sauce. dream has 2 modes: early dream (cir. 2018-2020) with cutesy teen stuff and later dream (anything recent) that incorporates more 127 experimental sounds and is a little more mature but retains the amazing vocal quality they always had. their bsides range from ballads to heavenly hamonies (please listen to box omg) with a noisier song every once in a while. if you like seventeen, shinee, or stray kids this is for you

wayv: moonwalk, phantom, give me that. any given wayv tt is a good one so you'll never go wrong. melodic and life-changing, with harmonies to die for. generally a more mature vibe, and they can include noise really well. the raps lean into a darker heavier tone. their bsides range from melodic to club bangers, but each bside goes really well with the album. if you like exo, tvxq, taemin, or monsta x this is for you

nct 127: cherry bomb, fact check, fire truck, 2 baddies, kick it, superhuman, ay-yo, walk, simon says, sticker. very experimental, very fun. club music loves 127. their bsides tend to be a little softer? slower? idk how to describe it but they're usually showing off more of their vocal capabilities, so the tt isn't usually the same vibe as to what the rest of the album is. if you like stray kids, ateez, or block b this is for you

nct u: 7th sense, 90's love, make a wish, baggy jeans, baby don't stop, misfit. nct u bsides are usually to show off individual groups and the albums flow together really well, they're produced nicely. kind of a mix of the other ncts so if you like those you'll like nct u.

other: perfume, shalala, off the mask, nightwalker, smoke, little light, each completely different, each album perfect to listen to.

superM (bonus!): tiger inside, jopping. superm bsides all fuck hard and definitely should be listened to in full

i also have a separate list of nct b-side bangers but that can wait lmfao

HOWEVER NCT LOVES THEIR GENRE MIXING SO SOMETIMES THEY DO SONGS OUT OF LEFT FIELD THAT SOUND NOTHING LIKE THE REST OF THEIR STUFF WHICH IS OK BUT SOMETIMES IT'S A JUMP SCARE BASS LINE OR A RANDOM BALLAD

[swiftiebookwormlogastellus]

ATYD Characters As Stuff My Friends Have Said:

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Sirius: Is it Arthritis when your heart clenches?

James: I’m pretty sure that’s love

Remus: No, that’s a heart attack

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McGonagall, about the Marauders: I wanted to say no but they didn’t give me enough time

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Lily, during potions: BOILING WATER WILL NOT CATCH FIRE

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Remus, when asked about money: I have 1.90 plus a paper clip

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James: Keep my dog’s name out of your barking mouth. Woof.

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Peter: Is lactose intolerance ice cream phobic?

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Lily: Pregnancy is not a birth defect, Sirius.

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James, when asked about quidditch: Hustle. Slay. Repeat.

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Grant, concerned: Remus is like thank u, next to my next life

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Regulus: History is one big meme and we’re all fools in it

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*texting*

Regulus: Who’s drowning Debbie?

Regulus: wait

Regulus: that says downer

Regulus: nvm

Voldemort: I mean if someone’s drowning it’s gonna be you

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Sirius: You’re gonna be proud of me.

Regulus: Doubtful, but go on.

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*while doing a presentation*

Remus, just before a full moon: Lily, if you see anyone talking, throw your shoe at them.

Sirius, from the back: You sound like my mom

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Sirius: *rapid French*

Peter: Si?

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Sirius: I will sue my bloodline

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Remus: I met 5 people today. I hated this experience. I’m an introvert.

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Walpurga: What are you gonna sue me with?

Sirius: ….A lawyer.

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Snape: It’s not racially motivated if you hate everyone equally

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Peter: I’m attracted to cheese

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Remus: I traded intellect for chocolate.

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Chris: 10/10. I’m recommending it to the person who recommended it to me.

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Grant, about Sirius: And that, my friends, is what we call materialistic.

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Sirius, during PoA: This is animal abuse at it’s finest! *kicks rat*

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Sirius to Professor McGonagall : Have you tried hop on?

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Remus, holding up a scrabble tile: Stop giving me D!

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About Fenrir: His favourite food is gay people.

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Sirius, when trying to become an animagus: I have a condition in my hair where my mouth won’t move.

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Lily, trying to explain muggle technology: Do you know what a gigabyte is?

James, completely lost: Gigachad?

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Mary and James about English cuisine: Isn’t it ironic how you colonized places and started wars over spices but still have the blandest food ever?

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Sirius: *kicks snow at James*

Remus, narrating: As you can see, the Cold War has begun

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Sirius, drunk: J’ai no stupid

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James: What does KFC stand for?

Sirius, to the tune of California Girls: KaliFornia Curls

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Remus: *starts beatboxing*

Peter: *starts dancing*

Sirius: *raps about peppa pig*

James: BUM BADA DA DA BADADADA DA DA

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Snape: Pigeons are fat and ugly.

Sirius: Look who’s talking

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Walpurga: You can punt kids without legal repercussions.

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Sirius: I’m gonna do what the Canadians did to the First Nations. *stabs someone with an exacto knife a wand*

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Sirius: Applying cell theory to my hair to dye it…

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Marlene, after meeting James' mom: GUYS I JUST MET A MILF

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Dorcas: Lucrative! That's a big word for...

Barty: Elmo?

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James: A PUNK ROCK DRUMMER AND HE'S SIX FOOT-

Sirius: *tackles James*

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Pandora, about Barty: Evan! Talk some sense into this British goblin!

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Sirius to Snape: I will drain your spinal fluid and shove it up your butt.

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[songsnstars]

wrow more gemstuck (@chrisrin) art kankri and dirk my beloveds

i have many notes on him and theyll under the cut

(the stuff in quotes are from another person who gave me some ideas)

both of them are already part of the rebellion and thats a huge part of their lives so fusion just bass boosts that

"pen is mightier than the sword" but what if u have both sword AND pen, resistance using the tools given by the system (ex. using access privileges to fuck with shit internally), letting spessartite have access to any electronics is a bad idea unless ur on his side…

intense hate and loathing for bro, if he could snap his finger and bro dropped dead hed do it (this is goes for scratch too lmao) like this shit is personal

kankris idolization for signless is toned down but spess defo still looks up to the late red diamond

earlier we (in the server) talked about how kankri would have force fields as a "weapon" so i think itd be cool if those force fields could now as spess be formed into other objects (like swords)

this guy is incapable of shutting up, loves the sound of his own voice and will mumble to himself constantly (almost dave esque)

if u listen to his mumbling most of it is kinda fucked up, like kinda self deprecating but in a really weird way

top mouth is mostly used for speaking and his bottom mouth is for emoting

hes like surprisingly stable, not much would actually break him unless it was conscience, maybe if there was an emotional disconnect theyd break (smth happens to a person or thing one of them cares about but the other doesnt really)

"bringing people together despite being unable to join them" hes such a loner twunk

"force megaphone? rapping as his weapon? bringing his raps into existence via his force field powers manifesting? two months, one rapping the other beatboxing and being backup vocals their weapon is a microphone stand, and the legs of it detach and float on their own to be shitty katanas" literal rap battles

[stealchain]

I'm like. obsessed with beatboxing puppy

[haroldherald]

haii ^_^ what are some of your harold headcanons??

i'm so glad you asked i'll give you a list!!!!

there are also many MANY more on my page so feel free to look at them too if u want :33 the world is your oyster!

definitely lgbtq+ in some way i love sm different lgbtq hcs for him i can't even pick just one... but i LOVE the idea of him being some sort of nblw

it's canon that harold has 2 siblings who both find him weird but i'd like to think they're all different archetypes of weird so they kind of all think "thank god i'm the only normal one in this family" lol

he probably has a bunch of penpals from all different places in the world i'm not sure why i think this so don't ask but i do

used to spend lunch in his favourite teacher's classroom in school

harold hated roblox for a rlly long time during the "roblox cringe minecraft better" era

until he downloaded it to make fun of it and got addicted

speaking of minecraft he's always making little surprise worlds with cute messages for leshawna

he despises shopping malls he gets overstimulated so fast

gets hyperfixated on really niche things and convinces himself he NEEDS all the merch of it he can find

then moves on to something else

he's a huge garfield fan though that never changes

harold's parents made him take music classes as a kid and he eventually started beatboxing to find the fun in it

this is all i can think of for now i hope u like them :))) thank you so so much for the ask !!!!

[haetrack]

HAETRACK FIRST LAYOUT CHANGE

if u think u love beatbox haechan hair more than i do u would be wrong. U don’t. i do.

[bastardbvby]

i love u fruit punch beatbox that’s 11.1% <3

[haespoir]

neo bside faves

im copying @kyuala hehe except it's all of nct bc i have neo brainrot

127

first mini album: paradise (mad city so close.... GUESS THAT'S WHY RUMORS AROUND THE WORLD ARE SAYING THAT MARK IS ABSOLUTELY FULLY CAPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

limitless: back 2 u (this is my fave 127 album; i love every song on this album and i bought 9 copies bc i was so financially irresponsible)

cherry bomb: sun & moon (everyone stfu this is the only song ever... running 2 u a close second bc mark's rap)

chain: comeback

regular-irregular: fly away with me (this song actually made me ugly sob when i saw it in person)

regulate: im cheating and saying replay PM01:27 idgaf

awaken: lips (0:30-1:00 is delicious)

superhuman: fool

neo zone: love me now (elevator a close second bc LETS JUST KEEP THIS SIMPLE!!!)

neo zone final round: nonstop

loveholic: first love

sticker: lemonade

favorite: promise you (sorry love on the floor...)

2 baddies: DESIGNER (mark lee.) (( faster, gold dust, n black clouds are up there tho))

ay-yo: skyscraper

DREAM

the first: dunk shot ig

we young: walk you home

we go up: 1, 2, 3 (i have such good memories attached to this album)

we boom: bye my first

reload: love again (RAPPER HYUCK!!)

hot sauce: ANL (this album was so good.. its hard to pick... cry.)

hello future: LIFE IS STILL GOING ON LISGOOOO

glitch mode: teddy bear (one of their best songs and it gets nothing.)

beatbox: to my first

candy: graduation (i want to say candy bc i've been manifesting haechan singing candy since 2017.)

wayv

the vision: comeback (this is my fave vers of comeback)

take off: say it

take over the moon: FACE TO FACE!!!! (love talk also up there)

awaken the world: domino

kick back: all for love

NCT

empathy 2018: dream in a dream / yestoday

resonance pt1: faded in my last song

resonance p2: iou

universe: know now / round & round

perfume: strawberry sunday

shalala: 404 file not found (the neo president himself)

other misc. faves

maniac (my two favorite neos.. i was insane when this dropped)

lit (ty + mark is unstoppable)

purple (taeil <333)

baby only you

new dream (jaehyun UGHHH)

WHAT WE TALKIN BOUT (sm put this shit on spotify you ugly ass bastards)

[voltgeist]

I'm the beatboxing puppy, I know u think it's funny, all the people know they love me, I need some food in my tummy 🎶