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‘Would you rather be alone in a room with a bear or-‘
A BEAR!
THEYRE SO SILLY
#bears vs men#bear vs man argument#internet#internet arguments#bears are so silly bro#look at them#theyre just chillin#look at a bear and tell me you dont wanna give it a hug#men are scary#bears look like they give good hugs#i want a bear hug#that would fix all my problems#someone get me a bear
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“i believe in you so what’s left is for you to believe in yourself.” – han
for @hyunsung ♡
#stray kids#han jisung#bystay#staysource#ultkpopnetwork#boo :( you know i’m a little not normal about dates and traditions etc etc but today it’s the 6th of december and#i’ve been making a silly little set for you for three years now (ue) so :( here’s year fourth (!!!!) edition of dec 6th mini digital gift :#i know this is a bit too orangish (?) (sigh) but he’s also -> ☁️ and i hope it can still make you a little happy happy :(#also can you believe the fourth gif is the only han x snow content? doesn’t he know his red thread bro is polar bear???? (wayes @ me)#143x8 ❤️🩹!#bha 🐿️🌨️#emsigifs#for m 🍃#*mine#*kpop#p.s. no tags pinky promise or i will never make gemi (nanon + fourth) set! (and no doctor romantic either)
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Cringetober Day 10: Ship Dynamic
Silly x Silly!!!!
(The next morning)
#cuddling with him is probably like cuddling with a polar bear because of his beard bro 😭#they are my favorite sillies in the whole world they make me so happy#adventure time#betty grof#ice king#my art#magic betty#cringetober 2024#cringetober
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no because im redrawing the batters sprites why is he so thick on his battle sprite. like dude.
look at that. heres a better image
why is he so
#off game#off mortis ghost#off the batter#off#off batter#batter off#the batter#WHY IS HE SO#bros got child bearing hips#im sorry for the things i have said on this post#bros so silly
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baby bear doodles :3
#don’t ask why grizz is coloured like that i got carried away#ice bear is autistic#because i said so#AREGGHGGHG I LOVE THEM#I WANT TO HOLD THEM GENTLY UNTILL THEY FALL ASLEEP#they are just BABIES BRO AUGHHHEHR#we bare bears#wbb#grizz#grizz we bare bears#ice bear#ice bear we bare bears#panda#panda we bare bears#fanart#tomatotarantulart#SILLIES HGHHHEVEHEH
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Gifted Drabble - NewAgeAU - Understanding
Hey @spotaus !! As promised :3 I got a little something for you!
Your drabble got me thinking and made me consider something. (also i am so sorry if i got the ages wrong. I really tried)
As always. Feel free to use whatever you want from it or just ignore what doesn't fit <3 I am just having fun and it is meant as a gift for you <3 (also to motivate you to keep writing more about it!)
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Nightmare gets off his horse as he stares at the castle.
Well. His castle now.
He is still not quite used to that. Refering to it with his castle instead of his mother's.
Even after almost 12 months. He still doesn't expect to see himself in the mirror. or maybe the problem is that he expects his old self. The young teen.
The weakling. The failure.
No focus.
He isn't that anymore. He now has the magic. He is the new powerful leader of his land. And he will make this work. Even if he still has no idea what he is doing.
No. He needs to get back and make sure no one tried to rebel against him. That no one tried to hurt Ccino while he was gone.
Nightmare gets off the horse and someone rushes over to take the horse. Nightmare stares at this person and figures out quickly it is the stablehand who has been taking care of the horses.
Nightmare looks over his shoulder and motions the new people to follow him. The set of brothers, the dog monster. and Killer.
Nightmare walks into the castle as he speaks "Some of the other servants will take you to your chambers to rest and clean up. Tomorrow the three of you will join some of my other staff to see what is needed and where you fit. Killer. You will-"
"My liege."
Nightmare blinks and looks over.
Ccino has appeared out of one of the servant secret passages and walks straight towards him. Nightmare can see, and feel, when Ccino takes in the new people and just who they are.
Ccino's face turns a bit harder and Nightmare can feel the annoyance and frustration in the air "My liege!" Ccino smiles brightly as he speaks "Have you eben succesfull in finding a possible knight?"
Killer chuckles behind him and mutters "someone is in trouble~"
Nightmare knows Killer is being sarcastic. But if only Killer knew how right he was.
Nightmare however could never be worried or afraid off Ccino. For him? Maybe. But never because of him. He gives a tiny nod. The only amount of respect their places and ranks allow them when others are near "Ccino." He waves into the direction of the new arrivals "These people will join my workers." He looks at the four new arrivals "This. Is Ccino. He is head of the house." a title that will never pass away from him. Not as long as Nightmare is in charge.
Ccino nods "Pleasure." he looks back at Nightmare "My liege. If you have the time. There is a matter we need to discuss."
Oh yeah. Nightmare is very much in trouble.
Nightmare's voice is still calm as he speaks "Very well. I will meet you in my study after i made sure they go to their chambers."
Ccino feels unamused but he nods with a bow before he leaves the hall with a quick turn.
Nightmare turns back to his new... servants? He never quite liked that word but it works. He turns to his servants and feel his tentacles slowly rise from their position on the ground. They slowly start to idle again as he makes sure the new people learn where their rooms are and where to get food.
He brings Killer to a room more seperate from the others. Beyond the guard positions. Just because Nightmare wants to give him a chance and the fact he doesn't fear him is refreshing doesn't make Nightmare forget how dangerous Killer is.
Fuck this was a mistake.
What if Killer hurts people here?
What if he hurts Ccino?
Killer looks around his room before lounging on the bed "So what is the deal with the other skeleton?" he grins and wiggles his eye brows "Little secret going on there?"
Ngihtmare needs a moment as he wonders what Killer could mean. Then it sinks in and Nightmare feels his tentacles all spasm as he shudders "No." the answer is final and harsh. Killer actually looks surprised.
Nightmare holds his sight and speaks slowly "I will only repeat this once and remember this well. I don't like having to repeat myself." he holds Killer's gaze "Ccino is head of the house. He will remain head of the house. Nothing anyone can say or do will change this." he holds his gaze before straightening himself again as he moves towards the door "Tomorrow we will start training."
Kilelr sputters "We?!"
Nightmare stops and shoots him a look "Obviously. How am I to keep track of your skills and promise if i don't oversee the training myself?" and he leaves the room.
He hurries back through th castle towards his study. Sinking in and out of shadows as his mind, body and soul all know where he wishes to go.
He stops by his study and enters it.
Ccino is already in there. Studying the old masks in the special glass casing.
Nightmare closes the door and Ccino turns to him with a glare "What were you thinking?"
Nightmare gets taken back to a year or two prior. When he was still small. When he had cut himself to practise for the ritual. He hadn't been able to sleep and had been nervous about the apple ritual already. He had wanted to practise his part. to perform a blood oath to promise loyalty until death to his twin.
Ccino had caught him with a knife out.
Nightmare blinks back into the here and now as Ccino looks at him expecting with his arms crossed.
Nightmare blinks as he looks to the side for a moment. How is it that even wiht him being taller than Ccino he still feels small compared to him? "They were innocent."
Ccino looks unimpressed as he crosses his arms "Now with less lies."
Nightmare blinks and shoot his traitorous tendrils a look. No doubt they did something to give his little slight lie away. Ccino jsut raises a brow as he taps his foot.
Nightmare speaks again "Most of them were innocent. I didnt want them to get hang for something they did not do."
Ccino hums as he waits "And the murderer?"
Nightmare looks at Ccino "how did you know?"
Ccino sighs but has a small smile on his face. an old fond feeling as ccino looks at him and the tiny part of nightmare that had been stressed relaxes. Ccino just keeps looking slightly amused "There is a reason i told you to get out more. you only hear so many things from people in the castle nightmare. You need to go out to hear everything from everyone. I know who he is because i go to the market sometimes."
nightmare gives aslow nod as he looks away. So Ccino knows that nightmare brought a serial killer home. great.
Ccino sighs and sits on the couch for visitors and Nightmare joins him instead of sitting in his own chair.
Ccino looks at him "Just... tell me what happened. Why did you decide this?"
Ngihtmare looks at his hands. again slightly shocked to see the goop. It never stains anything yet it feels like a reminder. It is dirty. it isn't the holy light the powers promised. it is weird and looks diseased which is fitting for him. someone who betrayed everyone. who betrayed his twin. He may have gone it to protect dream. But even dream doesn't see this.
Where does that leave him?
Ccino's hand rubs his cheek and Nightmare shakes himself out of it. Ccino looks so worried as he rubs his skull "Hey... it is okay... i am not mad at you. I am worried about you. I am sorry if it seemed like i was mad."
Nightmare knows ccino isn't mad at him. Not like that at least. Nightmare can feel that. But he likes that ccino still tells him as much too.
Nightmare sighs as he leans into the gentle hold and touch. Ccino had always been one of the few to hold him. As his and Dream's babysitter it had been his job. But Ccino had always truly cared about them both. The moment that Nightmare could feel emotions he had been shocked by that.
That Ccino held no hatred for him. Not even a little bit. He enver blamed either Nightmare or Dream for his situation.
Nightmare speaks softly "The... kngihts you picked out. they were amazing. They showed much promise and would have made fine warriors."
Ccino hums as he keeps rubbing his skull "But?"
Nightmare sighs "They hated me. Even if with time they would eventually grow loyal and accept their place. They would forever hold resentment towards me for making them come."
Ccino hums and nods "I get it. It were only options Ngihtmare. there will be more people who fit the job."
Nightmare feels another part of him relax. knowing that Ccino still understands him "Killer wasn't afraid."
Ccino hums questioning.
Nightmare speaks slowly "He wasn't afraid. Not of me. Not of his situation. He stood up when near me. He didn't cower and he didn't hide." he sighs as he leans into the hug. He shouldn't need these anymore. He is an adult now and not that awkward young teen anymore. Nightmare shouldn't still count this much on the other "He saw me and didn't hate me. He knew who i was and didn't hate me. It was... new."
Ccino still feels unsure but he holds him still "And that gave you hope? That maybe if soemone didn't start with that hatred they could maybe become truly loyal?"
Ngihtmare shrugs. He isn't quite sure. he didn't think that far ahead. He just didn't want to lose another person who didn't hate him.
Ccino sighs as he keeps rubbing his skull and the back of his neck "I won't say i trust him. Because i don't. And I worry about you. I am scared he will end up hurting you."
Nightmare rolls his eyes as he answers "I have yet to even lose a fight and i had almost no training." all because of his tentacles and his newfoudn power.
Ccino just holds him tighter "There are more ways someone can hurt you Nightmare."
Nightmare feels the fear of before return. THe idea that somoene would kill Ccino. "If... if him being here makes you feel unsafe i will return him to the guards."
Ccino laughs and shakes his skull "Ngihtmare I am fine. I am not scared for me."
Nightmare keeps holding him as he feels himself start to shake. fears he had been trying to ignore and push away return to the front of his mind "Waht if they realise just how important you are? What if they try to hurt you to hurt me? What if they kill you to hurt me? Ccino maybe it is better if you hide." hide... hide away... out of sight out of mind.
Ccino just rubs his neck "It is okay Nightmare. It is okay. They don't know. and even if they have an idea your reputation adn the past of this country will just make them think I am someone who will be used as sacrifice last. That i will be punished last or least."
Nightmare shakes as he keeps holding the one person who remained "What if they hurt you because of me?"
Ccino is so calm and sure "then it would be on them. Not you. You don't want others to hurt me. It wouldn't be your fualt Nightmare and I will never see it as your fault. It is okay."
Ngihtmare still feels unsure. He made it obviously clear to Killer that Ccino is improtant. Killer is smart and Nightmare has no idea what he could be planning.
Another thought enters his mind. Somethign he had found early on in his ruling.
A very very damning piece of paper. a slave contract.
Nightmare speaks softly "I am sorry you are stuck here..."
Ccino shrugs as he keeps rubbing his back "Not your fault."
Nightmare shakes as he holds him "I.... I can undo it... I can give you back your freedom..."
Ccino had been taken from his home. Sold to the castle with a very clear purpose. First to be a babysitter. and later... well... Drema had been planning to be all powerful and go from young teen to adult in just one ritual. There is a reason Ccino's age had been only 6 years older than them.
Ccino had been suposed to be Dream's from the very start.
Ccino hums "A nice thought. Not that i thought about that contract in a long time. It hardly matters nowadays. Not like I can just leave."
Nightmare feels his grip tighten and his tendrils curl around them. He doesn't want to let go of the one person who cared. The one person he could count on to help him. To give a single shit about Nightmare. But... but how long will it take before Ccino starts hating him? If Nightmare keeps him here?
Nightmare holds him close "I... I can get you a horse... I can give you gold..." He will just use some of the treasury. Ccino deserves it. "I can send some guards with you on your way. You could go wherever you want. Back to your family."
Ccino locks both his arms around his skull and hums softly. an old lullaby and Nightmare stops. The amount of memories almost hurt. It was always Ccino who held him on bad nights. Or when he was sad. Or when everyone pushed him aside again.
Ccino speaks sfotly "Nightmare. When I say i can't leave i don't mean i physically can't leave. It means i don't want to. I decided a while ago i want to stay here Nightmare."
Nightmare shakes but refuses to let go "What... what about your family?" Ccino's fmaily have to love him. Ccino is so amazing. There is no way he isn't missed dearly after he was stolen from them.
Ccino sighs sadly "Nightmare... They have been killed a long time ago. The day i was taken the guards made sure i knew there was nothing to return to. even if i ran." Ngihtmare feels himself freeze. why... why had he thought?
Ccino rubs his skull "It hurt a lot but i accepted a long time ago Nightmare. I accepted that you two were my family now... and well... now it is just you. and it is okay. I am okay with that. I will always support you Nightmare." he grins "You may be older now but i like to think i am still the older brother."
Nightmare feels aprt of himself break as he just sinks fully into Ccino's hold "please don't also leave me." it is weak. it is pathetic. He should be stronger than this. He should have been prepared for this.
Ccino just covers his skull wiht his body and holds him "I am not going anywhere Nightmare. I will be by your side. I swear on my soul."
Nightmare relaxes and lets himself enjoy the comfort he should not need this badly. He enjoys it and can't help but let his eyes slide around the room. His sight finds the masks and remembers.
The masks are the highest honour. only shared with those most special.
He thinks something catlike will fit his older brother.
#utmv#NewAgeAU#I am not gonna lie.#I could not for even a second remember if we like... spoke about which mask Ccino would have#but also like.#All the guys get cats.#Ccino OWNS a cat cafe in his own story.#This dude? 100% got the first cat mask.#the OG#it would ahve bene a house cat.#but anyone who has ever had or known cat knows not to underestimate a cat#*remembers the video of cats scaring of BEARS because that is THEIR house*#Also i couldn't fit it in but Ccino probably alreayd has liek 20ish cats roaming the area.#Nightmare is going to change nim's old wing into a cat wing.#so ccino has more room for even more cats.#Their capital city is NEVER going to see another mouse or rat ever again#I decided to add this silly energy becuase i may or may not have writen another slight gut punch#I don't know why angst/fluff combi is so easy for me to just go towards. it just happens!#also i am so sorry. i feel like i am changing the more neutral relationship you have between ccino and nightmare towards. older adopted bro#this does imply that ccino is upper big bro which is real funny to me.#also i started thinking about why ccino would even BE there. and well... skeleton. aged to first take care of them#but then perfect age to assist and support them as adult?#yeah. They were totally planning on just gifting ccino to dream after the pwoer boost like “here you go! Yours!”#be it mate or husband or like harem member. they didn't care. ccino was just a servant meant ot serve the ruler no matter what.#okay i will stop now.#Hope you enjoy your little gift ;)
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No Country for Old Men is a comedy actually
#no country for old men#josh brolin#joshbrolinedit#filmedit#llewelyn moss#*mine#he is so silly <3#he's my scrunkly pookie bear babygirl#i wonder what jb and the coen bros would think about that
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Day 2 of Buggy posting :/
#been thinking about clowns a lot#anyway it made me uncomfy how in the show he has no bones when he splits up#it's like he's made of clay#so I had to give him some bones#no I don't know how pelvic bones work and no I don't want to discuss it#opla#one piece fanart#buggy d clown#buggy fanart#i genuinely unironically love clowns#not in a like horror way although I do like a good scary clown#but clowns are like the most innocent humour you can get. literally just a guy being silly#like bro. his nose is red. I'm GONNA smile.#every day i fight the urge to buy another clown teddy bear#I have one and he was like £50 and his name is Pogo#look up charlie bears pogo you will love him he's my special guy
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https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344
josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭
that was kinda... 😏😏😏
and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏
" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"
" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."
this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr
#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y-#stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab-#the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal.#WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!????#josh and allen sooooo fucked after this#fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD#and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO#we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed#diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms#josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice#all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls#josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview#he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM.#the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself#AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF.#AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as#josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage#defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently#so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more#i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt.#and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well.#it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid'#saint bernard song 1 hour#that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges#it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef.#he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping#'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better'#meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh#stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading#diggs/allen
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i think we as a society should acknowledge the existence of (Overl)order a little more. It is literally the main antagonist and it gets ignored so much and for WHAT!!! IVE SEEN LIKE 3 ARTS OF IT!! WHY!!!
I think we should draw and write them being just as much of a goober as smollusk me thinks. Thats just my opinion.
#splatoon#side order#order splatoon#overlorder#I think its mostly because of the very limited screentime it gets in comprasion to smollusk...#Lil bro appears for like. 3 scenes and then dips in favor of smollusk#I think rhats one of the reasons why I mildly dislike smollusk so much...#But its ok I love tou order my pookie bear 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾#any order fans out there PLEASE INTERACT /silly but sorta gen
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urge to reblog the f/o post be the fear ill mischaracterize my f/os in my idiotic hopes
#silly little bear chatters :]#be fr you know idia would NEVER LIKE YOU BRO he would find you so annoying and too panicy#leona would get sick of you talking and just fall asleep if you didn't#ikevamp dazai would probably be chill with you but you would lose him without realizing#or you would over panic and hold him down with you and he would never finish his character arc and actually be happy#damnnnn im good at this argument shit
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She's corrupting him with brushed hair, skincare and head scratches. Soon he might actually be tolerable.
On a side note who gave him that smarmy shirt. Someone, anyone. Go compost it.
Bonus scribble and speedpaint under cut!
Making the ratman want to go back to the sewers
Video!!! A video!!! I love ibispaint's niche little features <3
#sonia is really pushing it with her outfit but vincent does not particularly understand or care about the concept of cleavage lol#soniasanderstag#vincent is so odd to draw for me#vincenttag#they are so silly#When asked what she likes about vincent#sonia says: lmao idk he's stupid sometimes i guess haha also can i use the bathroom#she went to the bathroom and proceeded to jump out of the window to evade the interview panel entirely#when vincent was asked the same he said: shes okay i guess.#then he proceeded to insult the interviewer with a thesaurus' wealth of words until she cried and flew to a little farmer town to woo ellio#they are friends#the world will never know if vincent actually likes the scritch scratches.#(he does. he just has trouble articulating when he feels safe or at ease most of the time. being cared for at all is pretty foreign to him.#she's socializing vincent like a feral kitten and it might be working somehow#while vince is still learning and adjusting to the shiny new world of humane treatment chock full of new layers to his hierarchy of needs#sonia is just happy to chill and have a friend. a kooky weird friend that regularly talks about wanting to fight bears nude in the forest.#sonia is the kind of person that can get along with anyone#given the right amount of time to reach them#Golden retriever personality vs feral hyperactive racing dog personality#Vincent: Oh. This actually feels... Not-pain? is there even a word for this? f*cking yikes bro. ew. cringe. I want more actually#art#artwork#digital art#my art#my artwork#MY OCs#original character#OC#my OC#ark_systema
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WITNESS THE ARTISTIC PROCESS. HOW DO I DRAW NIKLAUS GIRL HEEEEELP!!!! HELP MEE!!!!
#slucky sketches#giirrrl i was relistenin to the ep where chip runs into niklaus in his dreams#AND GGIIIIRRRRLL#WHAT WWAAASS ALL THAT WHY DOES NIKLAUS TALK TO HIM LIKE THATT#’maybe a wet dream literally’ GIRL GET OFF OF HHIMMMM DRINK WATER!!!!!!!#love him for that tho. i would also catch chip ina bear trap if i could#ALSO HEYYYY NIKLAUS DID INFACT TELL CHIP. NOT. TO USE THE COMPASS#somethin about how it Wasnt Meant for Him…#AND WHAT IS OUR DEAR SWEET CHIP DOING….#bro niklaus gonna be mmAAAAADD I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP AAAAAAA#i loooove niklaus hes so serious yet silly so mysterious yet predictable#he watches em thru his gay lil ORB all day n narrates it to himself#hes so lonely and yet bitchful#him n malice had a thing??? hello??? good for them tho good for them#but also with abigail n turning her into a rat n everything n going on n on about his plans n ideas#BRO needs to Trap someone just to talk to em for hours n hours#baauewaahghhgaafgh i Love niklaus so mmuuuuch i hope he acts on those favors soon…..#the funny pirate show
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The Vampire Hunter
A Paintgun one shot (oc x Canon fanfic)
The Night was cold and stormy, another typical day, on one of the busiest months for a Vampire hunter, October, where many reports come in of missing people, Mostly teenagers that are last seen in old Mansions, churches, or graveyards. To Fang it wasn't any different, A jobs a Job, and if he's paid to take em down, then the Monster better enjoy it's last suck of blood. Though this Day was unlike any other, The door to his office would open, and who walked in was a small Fox boy, but despite his height and age he looked rather professional, he had a Brown hat and a trench coat on. Fang sat up, adjusting his black top hat, making sure he wasn't seeing things as a child walked into such a shady building. "Oy kid, ya lost or something" The fox Gets on the chair across Fang's desk and slams his hand on the table. "Before you make any kid jokes let's just cut to the chase." He was feisty, Fang shrugs and puts an elbow on the desk, "Alright, what can I do for ya." The Boy gets out a picture of some giant mansion, it probably has to be the biggest one he's seen in his career! "My name is Tails, and my friend Sonic the hedgehog is in terrible danger, he decided to go to this mansion a few days ago, after that he hasn't been found since. I went to investigate myself and I could've sworn I saw someone at the window with two sharp fangs sticking out their mouths..it's obvious it's a vampire." Fang would inspect the photo, and sure enough, there was a figure standing at one of the top floor windows. "I heard you were the best in the world so I came as fast as I could to ask for your assistance to get him back and get rid of the vampire." Tails finishes explaining and Fang sighs, of course it was a dumb kid running head first. "Alright, I can take your job no problem, but what's in it for me?"As he asked, Tails dropped a giant bag of money on the desk, The fox smiled. "Will this suffice?" Fang would jump up and open the Bag to see the pile of riches it had stored, he'd close it in disbelief, and nod. "Definitely! Ya got yourself a deal Fox!" They would shake hands, this would be an easy job.
The next Night, Fang would walk up a path to the old Mansion, he had a black cloak on and Black shoes with purple color, plus a shotgun over his shoulder, his red eyes shining from the reflection of the full moon. This will be just a regular vampire, but he can't guarantee that the kid was still alive in there, or in fact, not a vampire himself. Nonetheless, Fang marched on, heading to the front door, he pushed it open and walked in. He lights up a lantern and looks around the building, it was still your typical abandoned mansion, with pictures of the families that once lived here on the walls, ruined red carpets now practically brown, and dusty tables along with shelves that make anyone who's ever a few feet close want to sneeze. But Fang was used to this kinda stuff already, and was already swooping by each room like it was a regular Monday. That is until laughter echoed down the hall, Fang immediately hung his lantern against his belt, and walked slowly to the main lobby of the mansion, both hands holding his weapon, ready to strike at any moment. "So you're Fang the sniper!" He quickly turns to the main stairway and spots a red mouse woman, she had a long black dress, a side showing one of her thighs, and a black collar around her neck, her eyes were bright red like blood. "I've heard all about you ya know, your millionth kill was a few days ago, congratulations." Fang girth his teeth as he aimed his weapon at her. "Where's the kid?" he goes straight to the point. "You don't even Wanna get to know me first? I'm Corsen, a high ranking Vampire you know~" she'd walk down the stairs, wait that name sounded familiar. "Wait…you're their leader aren't you, They called you lady Corsen.." he'd step back a bit, still pointing his gun at her. "Oh so you do pay attention! Yes that is me, and I seem to be low on supply, considering you've been killing my men, getting new recruits is also a hassle." She'd yawn, the chances were slim but it's possible Sonic is still in the process of being a vampire, but there still should be time. "Well I hope ya ready to join your followers in hell!" he'd growl, As Corsen giggles. "Let's dance then!" He'd fire his shots as Corsen twirls out the way of the shots and turns to a small bat, flying around him, Fang rolls his eyes and throws salt into the air, Corsen panics and quickly reverts back and shoots out fire at him, fang gets out a bottle of holy water and throws it back, both countering each other, but a bit of the splash hits Corsen, burning her arm.
"You're a good hunter…but I'm unstoppable!" Corsen stomps the floor and the room rumbles, Fang tries to contain his balance, he can't aim this way, and The Mistress was rapidly approaching with her sharp fangs, he had one more trick though. He gets out a necklace with the cross on it, it's metallic with a red gem in the middle, he holds it out to her face quickly, as the light of the moon from one of the windows reflects off of it, and into Corsen's eyes, she shrieks as her eyes burn and quickly covers them. Fang uses this opportunity to grab her by the neck and pins her down to the floor, the area stops moving as Fang points his weapon at her face. "Any last words?" He'd look proudly, another win in his book. Corsen looks sad as her ears are tilted back, "oh mister sniper, please don't end my life.." then her face turns sinister, "That's what you want me to say right?" She'd flick her hand and Fang suddenly floats off her. "what!?" He gets slammed to the opposite wall, dropping his gun, lantern and Necklace, Corsen gets up and happily hums as Fang struggles to move. "As the leader I have more magic range than other Vampires, and here's a good example of that!" Fang growls "You wretched bitch!" Corsen laughs, "I have my ways, but I like you, so I may just spare your life and give you what you came for..on one condition" she leaned in close, and gently sinks her fangs into his shoulder but not too deep in, just a bit so not much blood came out. "N..no" he'd keep struggling but closes his eyes, was this it?
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!?"
The Lights suddenly flicked on, this wasn't the ages of Salem, it was actually modern day and this old mansion was instead The Team Hooligan base, just decorated in time for Halloween. Bean the Dynamite was at the door dressed as Demoman from TF2, while Bark the polar bear was Freddy Fazbear for the holiday. The duo against the wall quickly step away from each other, Corsen blushing the most as she was just dressed up as a vampire with fake fangs, While Fang himself was just dressed as the vampire hunter, but all his equipment were just props. "I-I bean! It's not what it looks like!" Fang would be the first to speak, his face flushed red as Bark gives him a thumbs up with a grin. Corsen tries to think of an excuse, she'd grin maliciously at the duck hybrid, showing her fangs. "Oh I was just about to turn your dear leader into a vampire..and after him..I'm coming for you!!" She'd move her fingers all spooky like, as she loomed over him. Bean freezes as his body turns pale white, and falls over like a statue. The trio looked at him in confusion and shocked, how did that work? "Oh gosh! Did I go too far!!!" Corsen shakes bean worriedly as Fang sighs with a shrug, "don't fear..he gets scared somehow every year..hey that rhymes " Fang chuckles to himself as Bark just sighs.
yeah... just your typical Halloween!
#fang the sniper#nack the weasel#fang the hunter#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#team hooligan#luna's shenanigans#bean the dynamite#bark the polar bear#sonic oc#Corsen The Mouse#paintgun#oc x canon#one shot#Fanfic#eyyy here's the first of many!!!#they so silly bro oml#bean is fine he just needs a second#a tails doll is there too by the way#they should probably get rid of that
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JUST GOT BACK FROM WATCHING PUSS IN BOOTS THE LAST WISH LETS GOOOOOO HOLY SHIT FINALLY. OKAY. YEAH. THAT WAS GOOD.
#rennikorambles#bro. bRO#the animation... the story.......... the characters#got me attached with so many of them#IM KINNING PERRITO.#THANK YOU#HE'S ME AND I LOVE HIM HE GETS IT HE'S MY SILLY BOY!!!!!!#puss and kitty........ hough......#death dude what the heck. whats up with you man chill out#goLDI AND THE BEARS HAUGH#fuck you jack#CRICKET AND THE PHOENIX AT THE END GETS ME SO BAD#knowing this was animated by the spiderverse team. made this movie experience so much better. i adored it
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Yeah I have the vision thing too. I’ve learned to recognise it as the first sign. The second even a millimetre of my vision starts ‘glitching’ I know it’s time to down a painkiller and go lie down in a dark room for a bit. I usually don’t throw up, but I do get nausea from time to time. Throwing up every time sounds like hell though. I’m glad you don’t have to deal with that anymore!
Oh that sounds so fun! I’ve been meaning to look for a folk dance class for a while now, but honestly I don’t have the time.
P.s. I’m late now, but I hope you had fun on your day off!
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OOOHH SAME SPRUCE, I gen would see my vision get wonky and go Oh Shit.
OOOO OH MY GOODNESS YOU SHOULD TRY WHEN U DO HAVE THE TIME!!!!!! that sounds so cool omgogmomgomg
It is interesting though, I love dancing like at home but it makes me super nervous to dance in front of people, so it's kinda funny that I just went Yep. Gonna do partner dance. We BALLL. But yeah, I've been trying to push myself outside of my comfort zone, and this is one of those ways I am doing it!! Everyone is super super friendly tho omg. Ig it makes sense though lol. You probs aren't an introvert if ur making the active decision to do a partner dance. Unlesss youre doing what I'm doing hahahah
Though I don't consider myself an introvert. I am def an ambivert. Sometimes I gain energy from social interactionnnn and sometimes it is very very draining and I need to lie in bed for 29394903 hours to recover lol
#foxieasks#spruce tag#guys my inbox is popping off i feel so popular /lh /pos#i honestly do not recall what i did yesterday . help#but work today was nice!!#guys i can go on rants forever about work i love working at the vet#so uh be warned if u ever ask me about my day when ive had a crazy day at work i will not shut up its all i ever talk about irl now 😭😭😭#i just love the silly animals i see everyday eueueueueu#today we had a cat who was SCREAMING though ohmygod i thought i was gonna get murdered#but we like held a tight enough grip so it was fine but i also had to bear hug him and so ny head was like Right Next To His#he was wearing a cone (10/10 helps so much omg) but dude when a cat is screaming bloody murder it instills fear like nothing else#like i thought a cat hissing was scary BUT BRO THEM SCREAMING IS THE WORST THING EVER#and we were just trying to remove a catheter 😭😭#which fair probably hurt a bit but like...#ough we had another super dramatic dog too lmao#he would not stop barking and you could hear his barks on the moon LMAO#and he was a beagle!! smol#well not Smol but#anyways. i digress help#see like i said#i will just rambleeeee#i love animals so much (even when they are trying to kill me)
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