#bearded bird person

[hebby-arts]

decided that the Bird Person from Ponytail's universe is based on a bearded vulture. BIG MAN! might be accidentally looking like sir moss LOL

[texastendy-29]

yknow. bird

[sagehaubitze]

Out of the few photos I took, the most were of this one singular turkey. I can't help it, I love turkeys! We saw a bunch of them (and not much else) this time around, but we sat and ate lunch with this little dude.

[1000-year-old-virgin]

I think more people need to call Bearded Vultures by their other name Lammergeier instead.

Lammergeier is way more elegant and makes me think of a mythological creature compared to Bearded Vulture.

[sweettoofkee]

wip percy and orthax from my travel sketchbook!

[smol-blue-bird]

What's your favorite bird?

This is such a difficult question, it's like asking me to choose my favorite child! BUT I have compiled a list of 10 birds I consider my favorites:

Tufted titmice (pic by Jocelyn Anderson)—my front yard is always filled with these little peanut thieves, and I love them with every fiber of my soul. They're especially funny in the winter when they get all puffed up and round

All chickadees—there are 7 types of chickadees, and I've only ever seen black-capped chickadees, but I love them all. They're so brave for such tiny birds

Carolina wrens—they're SO LOUD, and they have this incredible habit of sleeping in corners. People always post them on r/whatsthisbird thinking they're owls, but nope! they're just these little orbs (also, I recommend checking out r/sleepywrens. it just makes me happy)

Dark-eyed juncos—little snowbirds :) I especially love the slate-colored subspecies, but I adore them all. They're also a fascinating example of speciation happening in real time

Wilson's warbler—HE HAS A LITTLE HAT. No notes, 10/10

White-browed tit warbler—look at this thing. Cotton candy bird

Long-tailed tit—the Hokkikado subspecies is the one that's always shared online, but the other ones also have adorable angry eyebrows

Azure tit—the eBird description for this one is "Frosty, pale bundle of joy," and they are 100% right

Loggerhead shrikes, aka butcherbirds—I love these because their feeding habits are so incredibly bloody and violent, but they're so unassuming and cute. They're out there impaling their prey on thorns, but they're so small and chubby that you can never quite be mad at them for it

Red-winged wallcreeper: these look like what you'd get if you crossed a butterfly and a bird

[maskyartist]

add this to the list of goofy ass personal aus for me and me alone

au where everythings the same but Ozpin's blind thats all

[becoach-a]

i do think it is interesting how much personality beard's flat has. there is so much uniqueness there, so many things that scream beard. and if anybody who labeled him "mysterious" visited once, they could see so many things that make beard beard. but that's the thing -- not just anybody can come over to his flat. he doesn't offer it up to most people, so . . . all that personality and beard-isms and everything --- that'll all remain unseen unless you're close to him.

[heretherebewolves]

I'm out of tags so let me just

@unfortunatebeetleandfriends

Prettyshipboy❤️ Bug❤️

yes girl you are so [if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more] [hands are unbearably beautiful] [i'll take care of you it's rotten work not to me not if it's you] [if you are intolerable let me be the one to tolerate you] [i could recognise him by touch alone] [i love you i want us both to eat well] [on purpose i love you on purpose] [whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same] [i am half agony half hope] [you have bewitched me body and soul and i love love love you] [he is half of my soul as the poets say] [i'm sick of people saying that love is all a woman is fit for but i'm so lonely] [i love you most ardently] [let me stay tender hearted despite despite despite] [someone has to leave first this is a very old story there is no other version of this story] [mostly i want to be kind] [tell me how all this and love too will ruin us] [you said i killed you haunt me then] [someone somewhere can you understand me a little love me a little] [i will love you as misfortune loves orphans as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong] [sorry about the blood in your mouth i wish it was mine] [who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me] can we kiss now

[explode-this]

The previously reblogged posts are perfect and didn’t need my additions to them, i just want to affirm separately that you don’t need makeup. If you like it, great, but the idea that you “need” to wear it to be presentable in public is a bold-faced scam, a whole lie, an entire industry balancing precariously on the notion that women in particular need to put in a whole bunch of time and effort into their appearance in order to be acceptable, worthwhile, and seen as “hygienic”—see also body hair removal. If you’re a diehard makeup and body hair removal person then yippee for you, but I would gently suggest examining the use of the word “need” whenever referring to these acts and start owning that you want to do them, and then examine why you want to and whether you even want to or not. To that end if you feel you “need” to because of a professional obligation, then here’s a secret: you don’t “need” to wear it to do your job, either. Are all the products doing that job? Can your concealer and foundation get on the phone and interface with a client or run a register or make a smoothie or avoid that one annoying chud in your office who corners you by the water cooler to hit on you in a plausibly deniable way or whatever skill/hack comprises the hardest parts of your occupation? And if you’ve been convinced that some kind of front-facing job requires you to look your best in order to be more convincing or sell the product/service or make you more “palatable” to customers/clients, even to the point where it’s actually expected by your employers, try asking for a stipend for those products if it’s so much a part of your job and watch your employer squirm trying to figure out how to get away with saddling you with extra expenses and effort that perhaps other employees don’t have to worry about (cough, dudes, cough—and yes, i know about face shaving, and here’s something else, I don’t think that’s professionally necessary either *looks pointedly at the NY Yankees*)

[lauralot89]

Actual things that happen in the 1897 Dracula novel, without context:

A character has ominous nightmares and attributes them to eating too much paprika

Dracula first appears wearing a fake beard

The person he was trying to fool with the fake beard immediately realizes Dracula and Beard Guy are the same man, due to both having really firm handshakes

We are told parrots are immortal unless fatally wounded

A Texan cowboy opens fire on a bat flitting around a window, and lodges a bullet in the wall of an occupied room

A woman is called a polyandrist for receiving blood transfusions from multiple men

An incorrectly addressed telegram leads to two deaths, multiple druggings, and several children being assaulted

Dracula, while trying to maintain a low profile, takes a lovely trip to the zoo and freaks out the animals so badly that he gets mentioned in a newspaper article

The one character who knows anything about vampires spends a good two-thirds of the book refusing to talk about vampires

Dracula went to Satan's Witchcraft Academy and somehow this is only brought up in two throwaway lines

A character gets stuck inside a circle of communion wafer crumbs

A major plot point of the book is Dracula (who was said to be a brilliant scholar and has the strength of twenty mortal men) realizing he can move boxes without human help

Someone is referred to as "manifestly a prig of the first water"

Two characters have a hobby of reading train schedules

A hospital lets a mental patient escape to see what will happen

A character starts vomiting up feathers from eating whole birds

A doctor refuses to give a medical diagnosis and instead makes a speech about growing corn

Dracula impersonates another character just by wearing the same clothes, despite being taller and visibly much older. This deception is successful.

A character "cleans" a room by eating all the insects in it

Suddenly: rats. Thousands of them.

The heroes progress in their efforts through "the wonderful power of money," i.e., bribery

Dracula has three other vampires in his castle. Their relation to him is never explained, nor are any of them named.

A character insists his salvation depends on having a pet cat

Dracula is thwarted by flowers on more than one occasion

A group of vampires stand in the hall outside a man's bedroom, talking loudly about their plans to eat him. When he comes to the door to confront them, they run away laughing

Dracula wears an unfashionable hat and gets roasted for it

A group of Romanians encounter a disheveled, shouting man and, "seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English, they [give] him a ticket for the furthest station on the way thither that the train reached."

A boat crashes due to Dracula having the munchies

A wolf is thrown through a window and immediately runs off, confused and covered in glass

Dracula makes a bed

[tkbrokkoli]

my fav coworker made me a compliment yesterday by saying i remind them of a kingfisher so if you ever wonder what i look like. i'm a bird, actually

[wildsaltair]

and I just think it’s important that Maximus, a man distinctly of the earth and soil and dust, a man strongly connected with the ground and everything related to it, is introduced by watching a bird — a creature of the sky and air. the bird flies away, which symbolizes that a part of Maximus is always far away, always longing to to be with his family. and I think it foreshadows his death somehow in the way his soul is ultimately not of this world, but the next. and I just have a lot of feelings about that

Gladiator (2000)

[celestialxgarden]

🪞Physical appearance of your future spouse🪞

Masterlist

Pile 1

Your future spouse will have a lighter complexion. Their hair color will range from blonde to light brown, but for most of you I’m seeing a blonder color. They appear to be quite tall. They have a strong and almost intimidating appearance, but I don’t get the impression that they work out a lot, so they could just naturally be more on the muscular side. They also have a beard. This person is most likely older than you. For some the age difference could be up to 10 years. For others it’s more like 3-5 years. This person also has really nice strong hands. I’m getting more of a masculine vibe for this pile. Your future spouse has more traditionally masculine features. I’m seeing that this person has a strong jaw line and thick eyebrows. Their eyes are most likely blue and deep set, for some of you their eyes are a light hazel. They also have a very nice prominent nose. Their appearance overall looks to be very balanced and symmetrical, most people would find this person to be attractive.

Pile 2

Your future spouse has more of a darker complexion. Their hair color will range from dark brown to black. This person has either wavy or curly hair. Their skin could be olive toned or darker. For some this person could have very dark skin. They will have brown eyes.

This person has a sturdy and medium sized build. They are average height.

They have a square face shape. They also wear their hair very short. This person looks quite young. They have a very youthful appearance, for some this person could be younger than you.

Your future spouse might have a unconventional look. They might dress in a alternative way. They have a free spirited personality, so they like to be experimental in the way they dress. This person could also have some type of scar or injury that alters their appearance in some way. For some the injury is related to their legs specifically.

Pile 3

Your future spouse has long hair that is black and very straight. Their skin is more on the paler side. I feel like this person has very nice skin. They might invest a lot into their skincare routine or they just have good genetics. They have a very high contrast kind of a look. Their appearance is very dreamy and mysterious. Their eyes are very dark almost black. This person has sharp and angular facial features, but there is still a softness about them. Their nose is small and they have thin eyebrows. Their face is a bit bird like, but in a attractive kind of way. They have a very strong and athletic body. They definitely work out a lot. Their body is built very nicely. It is noticeable that they put in a lot of effort in the gym. This person is slightly above average in terms of height. There is a softness about them. They have feminine features whether they are a man or woman.

Your future spouse has very sparkly eyes. I feel like this is one of the things that people notice the most about them.

[pricesprincess]

fat hyper feminine! reader | sugar baby! reader | sugar daddy! price | smut drabble maybe over 1k written on phone

sugar daddy price! who you meet one night at a bar when your date ditched you with the bill. he hasn't meant to listen in on the conversation but it was hard when you started crying.

sugar daddy price! can't stand when pretty girls cry, and well, you're the prettiest one he's seen so he pays the bill from his spot while watching.

you squirm in your seat as you wipe away your tears. it was embarrassing! you came in with someone who left you high and dry.

maybe it was a good thing because he wasn't full or really good looking as the man who approached you with a warm smile.

sugar daddy price! is smooth with his charm. "couldn't help but overhear love, what arse would leave such a pretty little thing hangin'?"

his words made you flush with heat as you shrugged, unable to meet his eyes. "no need to be shy bird, bet you'd sing really pretty 'f me."

your hand instantly shot up to the necklace you wore, the one given to you a few years back from someone important. "not shy." you hum.

sugar daddy price! takes the seat across from you and introduces himself and when you gave him your name he took your hand kissing it.

the restaurant already provided an intimate setting but now with him so close smelling so good and dressed in a three piece suit that screamed expensive it now felt more personal.

you looked so cute with pink glittery and glossy lips and the satin baby pink dress you wore hugging your curves and tits spilling out.

sugar daddy price! knows that you're going to be so sweet with how you respond, your giggles as he makes jokes and talks about his life.

he enjoys it when you leave over to listen more.

an hour later you end up on your back in his bed wrapped up in silken sheets as he sunk his cock into you over and over.

sugar daddy price! who loves when you squeal as his fat tip kisses your cervix, each thrust drove you up on the mattress as you clung to him.

your body was soft and pliant under him, the softness of your belly rubbed against the thick coarse hair as he fucked into you.

"shush pretty bird, takin' me so well love." his beard tickled you when he dipped his head down to nuzzle his face in your sweaty neck.

he had already riled you up in the car removing your panties and now your dress was bunched around your hips so he could fuck you properly.

sugar daddy price! loved the way your makeup was now a mess and how your tits were whisker burned and your nipples stiff throbbing peaks.

you cried out each time he bottomed out, his legs rubbed against yours, reminding you he was everywhere. his body pressed against yours and his mouth licking into you with hunger.

there was no escape from him after that night.

it's not like you wanted that anyway.

sugar daddy price! gifts you things off your wishlist he had you write down and makes sure to spend all his time with you no matter what.

somehow you end up moving into his house when after he had you in a mating press already fucked out promising you a lavish live.

sugar daddy price! promises to cherish and take care of you just as long as you're a good girl.

and oh, aren't you just the best?

comments and relogs with tags are really appreciated <3

[noble-kale]

I'm a cat person. I've also liked having rabbits, but they are a lot of work. I know a lot of people have bearded dragons, so let's see how popular lizard ends up being 👀

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