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Shuichi Iguchi x Reader
Warnings: Pet-Play, Dominant Reader, Double Penetration, Mentions of Cheating, Mentions of Murder, Safe Word Usage, Alcohol Consumption, Hints at Manipulation, Hints at Misogyny (?)
You figured this marriage would be the best thing to have ever happened to you. He was older than you, smarter than you, richer than you could ever imagine, and he loved you so much. He spoiled you endlessly, gifting you lavish gifts and expensive clothes and other items, you never had to clean the house or even cook him dinner, you were living in the lap of luxury! You knew when you got into this relationship that he was a busy man, running his business and going on business trips, doing what he needed to, so you never asked questions.
You loved your husband so much, he was a good man.
You were married for almost ten years together, and despite how many times you two tried, you could never get pregnant. He never blamed you for it, never got mad about it, if anything he seemed thankful. After all, that gave him plenty more time to focus on his job.
You loved your husband, truly you did, but there was one thing you didn’t put up with.
Your mother had gotten ill, so you needed to go off to see how she was, to see if there was anything you could do to help, or if you needed to send her off. Once your decision was made, and the funeral had gone on easily, you were finally able to return home to your loving husband and his open arms.
Apparently, his arms were too open, because you found him in bed with his secretary and accountant.
If only he had talked to you.
If only he had told you the truth.
If only he had changed his will before having that heart attack and drowning in the pool.
You were crying for days when he died, crying when you spoke to the police, crying when you had to put him in the ground, crying when you fired the accountant and secretary he stuck his dick in, crying when you had to sell your share of his company, and crying when you went to bed.
Now you were a widow, with newfound fortune and no family to share it with.
You were lonely.
But it could’ve been worse.
The police questioned how you got over your husband's death so quickly, and you rolled your eyes, explaining you were in the process of divorce before he passed away. You explained his extracurricular activities with other women, and they in turn questioned you about the money. You rolled your eyes again and explained you could give two fucks about the money, wanting to be rid of it more than anything. You were telling the truth too, having donated many of your newfound funds into homeless shelters, foster systems, local libraries and so on. You didn’t want anything to do with that man, you explained, having instead moved into a small little home for yourself and selling off everything he had previously owned. Of course you were suspect number one, but the police were far too dumb to catch on to anything, and you were much smarter than a simple vexed housewife.
Did you kill him?
… Well it wasn’t like he didn’t deserve it, but no one needed to know that.
But the fact of the matter still stood. You were lonely. Loneliness snuck up on you, afterall you never anticipated feeling this way, especially after getting away with something scott free. You were lonely after your grandparents died, but you still had your parents.
You were lonely after your father died, but you had your mother. You were lonely after your mother died… You wished things could've been different. When did it all go wrong? When you got older? When you couldn't bear his children? You couldn't guess, and frankly you didn't care anymore. Why would you care about the thoughts of an old fool like him, anyway? You had better things to do. You could paint, work in your garden, visit places and people at your leisure.
But none of it soothed that aching loneliness…
So, you tried dating. You were still young, confident in yourself, and you knew you could wrangle any man you could ever want! So… You refused to believe anything was wrong with you when men would avoid you, swipe over you, choose someone younger rather than someone their age. It was frustrating, but there was always one more option…
No… Not that one… Too many muscles… Far too young for your taste… A bit too expensive… Oh that's just obscene-
This site wasn't one you'd ever expect yourself to be on, but you had money and time to spend on someone else. Besides, it was better to hire someone rather than just sit alone in your home, right?
There was one young man who was damn near a decade younger than you- But you weren't that… Opposed to him. He had great reviews from everyone, sans some creeps complaining that he wouldn't act like an animal no matter how much money they put on the line. What you gathered from that was he had dignity, and you liked that.
So you hired him.
Truth be told, no matter how confident you were, you were still terribly nervous. Days went by where you meticulously cleaned your home, putting everything in its proper place. You paced and double checked yourself in the mirror, wondering if you looked okay, maybe too old? Not old enough? What were you even doing, maybe you could still cancel-
There was a knock on your door and you jumped, quickly moving to answer it. He was taller than you anticipated, and far better looking in real life than on your tiny little screen.
Shuichi Iguchi was in your doorway, the male escort you hired to… Simply spend time with you.
He looked familiar, but you couldn't be bothered to put your thumb on it, welcoming him in and offering him a drink.
Shuichi was very thankful you didn't ask questions, or make a comment about any of his affiliations with the League. He was also pleasantly surprised you were rather young, and really attractive too. Maybe this time he'd actually enjoy himself. Coming into your home he made himself comfortable, telling you exactly how he liked his tea, and being cordial with you while you sat with him. However, he noticed your nervousness while the two of you sat in silence, the clock ticking in the background.
"... Are you alright?"
You jumped, "Ah- y-yes uhm I'm just a bit…. Nervous, is all I'm not really- I-I've never-"
He caught on, "Oh, really? A pretty thing like you? I-I'm sorry, that's just hard for me to believe…."
You blushed and nodded, laughing at his compliments. "Yes, I'm afraid I'm new to this whole exchange… I just lost my husband you see and I'm a bit lonely-"
"Oh wow I'm sorry-"
"He was a cheating bastard, don't waste your breath on him."
Shuichi shut up with that, nodding. You smiled again, immediately changing the subject.
"Sooooo, Shuichi, what is it that you do?"
"Uh well, mostly this…" He hesitated mentioning the League, but caught himself. "I also play video games…"
"Oh fun! I used to play some, but I haven't played any in quite some time though…"
"Cool… What about you..?"
"I spend most of my time doing small things and donating, charitable work, things to help others. But even then I've grown lonely…"
Shuichi hummed, "So why not get into dating? Why this?"
You laughed shortly, "I tried, but I'm out of the age range for most men my age… Ugh, and look at me, doing exactly what they are…"
Shuichi took your hand, his was far colder than your own, "You're not really, I can promise you that. We're just talking, and it's not like I'm a dumb kid, I know what I like n' all that. You're not taking advantage of me, so don't even think about it, alright?"
You held onto his hand and gave him a squeeze, nodding your head, "I appreciate the reassurance… To make myself feel better, may I ask something…?"
"Sure thing, you can ask anything."
You hesitated, blushing. Here it comes.
"Is it alright if we just talk, for now…?"
Oh, that… Was not what Shuichi expected. He expected something far more profane. Perhaps something dirty, or even gross, but not this.
It was cute, wholesome even.
"Sure thing…"
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Visits were often like that, and he was thankful you lived so far away from anyone. He didn't have to hide his face with you, and never expected you to do anything odd. The two of you got to know each other, watched movies together, and the most you've done was cuddle him at night. Shuichi was never opposed, you were soft and warm, the world was cold and hard, he could get used to this.
He even thought it was funny when you would smack talk your old husband. The man sounded like the person you were afraid to become, going after people far younger than yourself and manipulating them, making them your little play things rather than your partner. Every time that happened, Shuichi reassured you that you were nothing like that, even if you paid him for his time, he could deny you at any point, and he knew you would never push anything uncomfortable on him, unlike others. Many others.
Hell, even when you were drunk you didn’t push anything onto him. But, he did learn plenty of new things about you. Things you were far too bashful to talk about without intoxication.
“Wait wait wait, let me get this straight… He didn’t want you to-”
“Ever be in control! I could n-never make suggestions, use toys, or even- *hic* Eve-even tell him which hole to use!”
Shuichi laughed, “And he slept with other women? Ha, no wonder he liked 'em young…”
“He was terrible too- He only ever lasted ten minutes!”
You took another sip of your third glass of wine, Shuichi barely drinking from his first. “So, what would you have done, if given the chance?”
You cooed at that, your bright red face somehow turning even redder.
“Oooh, the things I would have done… I wanted to tie him up and torture him until he was begging for it- P-put a collar on him too- Wanted to mark him like mine-”
You muttered something about it not working, but Shuichi was too preoccupied with your confession of wanting such dominance over him. Your husband was a lucky man, why would he waste such an opportunity to submit?
“Yeah, I wanted to do so much with him, try using vibes and cock rings, wanted to try out shibari with em- *hic* W-wanted to make him my pet, y’know? But nooooooo, I don’t know what I want- Bas- *hic*- Ugh… Bastard…”
Shuichi was glad you were inebriated, you wouldn’t notice the red on his face or the tent in his pants.
He’d admit it was a little embarrassing, being used to something very similar, and yet completely the opposite. He was used to being a call-boy, an escort, a sugar baby. He was used to freaks asking him to act like a lizard. He was used to older women asking him to absolutely desecrate them- Men too. It never really bothered him, after all they pay for what they want, and if they want a dominant then he would be that for them. But really, he wanted someone to take control.
He wanted someone to take the reins and treat him like a pet- Like what you wanted to do. Was the idea extremely arousing? Yes, and unfortunately there was nothing he could currently do about it, and he half-expected you to not remember a damn thing tomorrow. So, despite his obvious attraction to you and his raging hard-on, he would be good.
For now.
He decided to call it there for the night, for the both of you, when you started talking nonsense about drowning your husband and hoping he rots in hell. He got you some water, set aside some pain killers for the morning, and he was about to leave you be.
Well, until you grabbed his hand and pulled him back slightly.
“Shuichiiiii… Staaaay… ‘Wanna cuddle…”
He blushed again, still half-mast. “Ah- I don’t think that’s wise-”
“Mmm- Promise I’ll be good… Don’wanna be ‘lone r’now…”
Your words were slurring even more as you started dozing off, and he relented. Crawling into bed next to you, he was sure to keep a good amount of distance, as to not… Alert you. But, he wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your back.
“G’night Shu… Ichi….”
He smiled into your back, “G’night…”
The next morning you woke up with a splitting headache, as expected. You never really were one to hold your alcohol well-
You groaned when you remembered what happened last night, feeling your face flush as you held your head in your hands. You were ashamed of yourself, having spewed your guts to him like that- Oh fuck, you told him about your husband! You told him about your husband's death! Throwing yourself out of bed, you ran to the kitchen area and saw Shuichi eating some cereal, he was stopped right in the middle of taking a bite.
“Uuuh, good morning? You alright?”
The cops weren’t here yet, maybe he wanted to blackmail you.
“Y-yes I’m fine uhm… W-what are you doing?”
He looked to the side and motioned to his spoonful of cereal, “Eating, why?”
You gulped, looking at the phone in his hands and back to him.
Tackling him down to the ground you yanked the phone out of his hands, ignoring his pleads as you got off of him quickly and held it away from him.
“What the hells gotten into you!? Give me back my phone!”
“Not until you tell me what you plan to do!”
“I wanted to eat breakfast! Is that so bad!?”
You played ring-around-the-rosie with him around your coffee-table, before he jumped over it and tackled you. You squealed, trying to wiggle your way out from under him before he snatched his phone back from you, before pinning you to the ground.
“What has gotten in to you!?”
You huffed, still wiggling, “L-let me go! I have to get out of here-”
“Why!?”
“Because I told you!”
Shuichi was confused, letting you go and sitting up, still pinning you by the waist. “Told me what!? Your kinks!?”
You flushed, “N-no! Not that…!”
“Then what the hell are you-”
It suddenly clicked in his head what you were talking about. It wasn’t nonsense what you were talking about last night, it was the truth. You paled when you saw his realisation and started wiggling even more, before he pinned you again.
“I’m a villain.”
His sudden outburst made you stop. You looked at him and scoffed, “No you’re not…”
“I am, my villain name is Spinner, I’m a part of the League of Villains…”
You were silent and he went on, “I needed extra money, so I picked up a side gig… The kind of thing I do isn’t exactly legal, but because people are desperate, they usually keep quiet… So I wouldn’t tell the cops anyway, even if I believed you.”
You scoffed, “You still don’t believe me?”
“Not fuckin’ really, you don’t take me for a murderer in the slightest…”
You rolled your eyes and wiggled again, “Could we get up now…? I’ll tell you everything, I just… I need to take those pain meds too…”
Shuichi sighed and got off of you, helping you up and getting you the pain meds he originally expected you to take immediately after waking up. From there, you told him your story, your method, how you didn’t even feel anything when you did it too… He told you a few stories about himself, and the two of you sat there. Shuichi’s cereal was long forgotten, and you were poking at your water.
“So… About your kinks-”
“Shuichi!”
He flushed, “Sorry sorry, I just thought it’d be a good topic to talk about! Especially since you’re sober now and can probably remember a lot more.”
That got you interested, but you felt like teasing. “Why would you be interested in something like that? Naughty…”
He flushed a bit and chuckled, “Ha, uh… W-well I’m just curious, that’s all…”
You caught on suddenly, and it made you flush, “Shuichi, you know we don’t have to do anything, right…?”
“I-I know I mean…” This usually wasn’t as hard to do, or initiate, so why was he struggling now?
“Shuichi, maybe we should wait for that, don’t you think?”
You touched his arm and smiled softly at him, and he couldn't help but think about your hands. The hands that ruthlessly held your husband under water, were holding him so gently. Why was that thought so attractive to him?
“Y-yea sure uh… W-well, will you ask for me again soon?”
You smirked and he felt his dick twitch at the sight. “Maybe, darling. Now go on, I’m certain you have things to tend to.”
Shuichi nodded and after making sure you were alright, and reassuring you once again he was a villain (he showed you a picture of the Tomura Shigaraki sleeping- He snores apparently), he left. You waved him off as you always do, and smiled softly at him. He had his secrets, and you had yours. But, you found solace in each other, and shared your secrets with one another. It was… A soothing thought.
But now that those revelations had come to pass, you had to make preparations. You got online immediately and started spending hundreds on new toys that you’ve always wanted to try, and after reading up and studying plenty, you were finally ready to call upon your new pet.
Shuichi hadn’t taken any new clients since that night and morning. He didn’t think he could get it up for anyone else anymore, after all, you were his dream come true. You were older than him, sure, but you were so fucking attractive, and you paid him well, and you never pushed anything onto him and- Ugh, he was in deep.
It could prove to be a problem if he didn’t get it taken care of, but when he heard that ding on his phone, and he saw it was a transaction from you, he nearly tripped over his own feet getting himself together to leave. He wasn’t sure if he should bring anything or expect anything, but he couldn’t lie about not being excited. He had to adjust himself multiple times to not alert any stander-byes about his current very hard problem.
Don’t get too excited.
Don’t get in over your head.
Don’t rush.
All things he tried to tell himself as he arrived at your home, rather quickly. He knocked on your door erratically, alerting you that he was finally here. You gave yourself one more look over and smirked. You hadn’t felt this good since your wedding night, dressed in your finest nightwear, a sheer robe, just enough makeup to accent your eyes. You got to the door and opened it slowly, and you smirked at what you saw.
What Shuichi saw almost made him cream his pants. Sure, he was bigger than you and stronger than you, and he’s killed plenty more people than you, but you still looked like a predator, and he was your prey. You looked at him with sharp eyes and a smirk, and you looked hot.
“I uh… I-I got your t-transaction…”
You nodded, “And you came running, huh?”
Shuichi nodded with a gulp, his face flushing even darker. You let him in and allowed him to get comfortable, before you brought him to your room. You even lit candles- Fuck he was done for. You sat on the foot of your bed and patted the seat next to you, but Shuichi wanted you to know exactly what he wanted. With an embarrassed blush, he got on his hands and knees, and crawled over to you. Putting his head in your lap, and looking up at you with pathetic eyes. Your eyes were slightly widened, before you smiled down at him with an almost loving gaze.
“Tell me what you want, pet… And tell me what you don’t want…”
Shuichi whimpered and you could feel yourself get even more excited. “I… I want you to take control of me… T-to own me… I want you t-to take care of me a-and I… I wanna be good for you…”
You cooed at him and he felt his heart speed up. “And what lines shouldn't I not cross dear?”
He blushed even darker, “U-uhm… I-I don’t really feel comfortable with a-anal… N-not yet…”
You nodded and pet his hair, “Good boy… Now do me a favour, okay? Tell me if you have a safe word, alright~?”
“Y-yea ‘c-course uhm… M-my safeword has always been Leopard…”
“Thank you. Now, darling, is there anything else I need to know~?”
Shuichi shook his head and mumbled a soft, “No.”
“Alright then, now, be a good boy and strip for me, ‘kay~?”
Shuichi sputtered as he got up and nodded, taking off his clothes, rather quickly. He was excited, what could he say? Getting his pants off was difficult, to say the least. But, he knew you wouldn’t be disappointed, nobody ever was. That was one of, if not the only reason he was as popular as he was before he met you. He was ��blessed” with more gecko-qualities than he’d like to admit.
When you saw him, you were surprised, and slightly worried. Would you be able to fit both? Your husband was only nearly half his size, and despite one of his dicks being smaller than the other, they both still had a lot of girth. Shuichi noticed your staring and he blushed, suddenly feeling very self-conscious.
“W-we don’t have to-”
“No, it's fine. This is what they invented lube for anyway. Now, come here~”
He looked back up at you and saw you holding your arms open for him, and he walked over to you slowly.
“Kneel~”
He did as you told him, keeping his head down, before you lifted his chin, “Look at me, baby~”
When he did, he felt something around his neck, and his eyes widened when he finally heard the metal clinking. You got him a collar, and it had his name, and your name on it. He looked at you in shock, and you were about to ask if that was alright, before he clung onto you, nuzzling into your waist, muttering his praise and pleading for you.
You smiled sweetly down to him.
Your husband would never.
“I’m glad you like your present baby, but we haven’t even begun yet. Get comfortable on the bed, okay~?”
He nodded and did as you told him, laying down on the bed and breathing in your scent, the pillows surrounding him as he laid there. You lifted yourself onto the bed, clicking something onto his collar.
He wanted to squeal when he saw the leash, but only moaned when he felt you rub yourself against him. You flushed, pleased to know he was already so ready for you. But, you wanted to go slow. It had been almost a whole year since your last time having sex, and you needed time to get used to him. Leaning over and grabbing the lube, Shuichi looked at you in anticipation. Slowly you dribbled some lube down his dicks, making him whine. Tossing the bottle to the side, you almost immediately started slowly pushing him in.
“H-haaooh f-fuck~!”
You smirked at his reaction to you, but stopped at about halfway, when you felt his second dick twitch outside of you. He whined again, his hips moving on their own before you tugged the leash.
“Ah ah, no… I need to ready myself for you baby, you need to be good, and patient, alright~?”
“B-but- Mmm~ F-feels good~”
You cooed almost mockingly at him and he felt himself buck at that, making you tug even harder at the leash, your other hand steadying his hips.
“I know it feels good baby, but patience is rewarded~”
He whimpered yet again, but nodded. You nodded as well, fucking yourself on his larger dick, slowly, making him moan with every little movement. It was torture for Shuichi, but he swore to himself he’d be good- He would, he’d be good for you, he had to be…
It felt like it took ages for your speed to pick up, and your moaning was something he wanted to hear for the rest of his life. Music to his ears, a song for his soul, and he wanted it to never fucking end.
But when you stopped and he whined again, you tutted at him, as you moved your other hand to press his other dick at your entrance.
“O-ooh f-fuck b-be c-carefu~Uuuhh~!!”
When you pressed him in to you, he threw his head back, moaning out your name like a prayer. He was huffing, his hands finding purchase on your hips while you slowly sank down further on to him.
Don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t-
“F-fuck! N-no-no!! Leopard- Fuck~!”
You jolted when you felt him cum inside you, moaning yourself and gasping at the feeling. This was something completely new to you, and when he said his safe word, you tried pulling off of him- But he stopped you.
“S-Shuichi y-you said-”
“M’sorry I just- Aah…. F-fuck… I’m so-sorry….”
You immediately knew he was embarrassed when he shut his eyes tight, shoving his face in the pillows next to him. You cooed, your grip on his leash loose as you leaned forward, still with his dicks inside of you, making him moan at the slight stimulation.
“Shuichi darling it’s okay…”
“B-but you didn’t-”
“I didn't say we had to stop honey, you did~”
He flushed at that and gulped, whining softly when he was reminded of the collar around his throat.
“O-okay uhm… I-I take it back…?”
You chuckled softly, “What was that sweetheart? You take back what?”
“M-my safe word I-I take it b-back… Mmm- P-please move..?”
You smiled softly and nodded, “Of course baby~”
With that, you slowly lifted yourself, before fucking down on him, making him almost squeal. His moan was so loud, and he could swear this was the best he’d ever had. Anyone else before you seemed… Used to it. Used to double penetration. But not you, you were so- Tight and warm, and now you were full of him in so many ways, it made him want to cry how heavenly you felt, wrapped around him like this. Your hips moved painfully slowly, bucking your hips and moaning at the feeling. You were slow, sensual, and you couldn’t last much longer.
With a short gasp and a shudder, you came on him, making him cry out and whine.
"Fuck fuck fu-fuuuugghh~" Shuichi cried out, groaning in absolute pleasure.
You moaned softly as you pulled him out of you, slowly. Yanking his leash again, he tiredly looked down and moaned when he saw your combined juices dripping out of you and onto the sheets.
"Holy… W-wow I…. Ha…"
"How was that, my pet~?"
He shuddered at the name and nodded, "G-good- Really fucking good… Uh… I-I don't think I'll ever recover ha…"
You giggled, "Oh? Care to elaborate dear?"
You leaned to take the collar and leash off, but he stopped you. "I mean, I'm not… I-I'm not taking anymore clients… I-I want to be exclusive…. Exclusively y-y-yours… Your... Your pet..."
Your eyes widened at that, but you quickly smiled and nodded.
"I'd like that~"
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Shoutout to the guy with the white cane at the emergency access door who heard me say "hello sir" and just dropped his head, sighed, and went "this isn't the entrance, is it." Either you're going thru some shit or you're a very funny criminal doing his best and I appreciate that
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as misery loves orphans
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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.
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Since y'all call any Dragonborn character "Dark Urge" now
#introducing: Felix the edgelord#Vaik took Felix in from the streets but he's still a wild child#sometimes your child just goes and plays a perfect drumbeat on the goblins' alarm system for no reason#sometimes your child honks the giant war horn at the Grove and deafens everyone nearby#Baldur's Gate 3#OC#Vaik#Dragonborn#Fighter#Felix#Rogue
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she was stronger than any soldier for this
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New Chapter Posted.
#I may rewrite this one later#be not alarmed#batman#batman fanfiction#harley quinn#joker#the dark knight#batman begins#tdk#the dark knight trilogy#be nice to me#batman the animated series#batman comics#fanfic#the dark knight fanfic
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lil gods own country Andrew and Neil
#I couldn’t find a vid of the og scene but u have to trust me that it’s cute#The Josh o Connor gay movie aftg andreil cinematic universe is expanding#They nuzzle like cats <3#Also doing a Greek course so if I start posting Greek mythology again👍👍👍 do not be alarmed 🤌🤌#Andrew minyard#neil josten#aftg#my art#tfc#all for the game#andreil
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SAY HI, PACK OF PIXIES!
Every time I rewatch A Court of Fey and Flowers (or let's be real, any campaign Aabria Iyengar is in or runs), I had more and more wanted to paint her. So I did. Truly one of my favorite and most inspirational DMs, and a fashion icon to boot.
#aabria iyengar#dimension 20#d20#a court of fey and flowers#acofaf#critical role#critical role exu#burrow's end#misfits and magic#worlds beyond number#my art#greyscale#thats my art tag do not be alarmed#painting#digital painting#art#this was very fun to do#dont ask me how long this took that greenery kicked my ass
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percy, holding out his fist in his palm: ok wise girl. rock paper scissors time. if i win, i get to pick the movie for date night
annabeth, doing the same: fine, but if i win, we move back across the country to that house in westchester that i love
grover, looking over in alarm: what?! how is that even—
percy, nodding firmly: deal. rock pap—
#grover is so alarmed#im sorry but you cannot convince me that percy and annabeth don’t make huge life choices based off of little bribes and competitions#ok obviously they talk about things in depth before and have to both agree it’s right for their family#but once they’ve mostly made up their minds the final decision making process is extremely unserious#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo incorrect quotes#grover underwood#incorrect quote#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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