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#andy serkis#sir you're going to need to chill out#because i am...unwell#why must he#be like this#keeping those legs open like a gentleman#thighs thigGHS THIGHS#arms#hands??!#feeling very normal today#thinking about that man again
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Every single thing I learn about Stardew Valley makes me want to play it less
#Not even about the discourse just like my god that's mechanically terrifying. I love task sims (Sp.re Diablo M.necraft) but do you really li#be like this
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Cats can literally destroy your house, kill your family and forfeit all your mortal possessions to satan & their owners will still be like "oh isn't she just the sweetest" "I'm gonna cry but it's okay because he's so cute"
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protip: women with internalized misogyny who fail to realize they act and speak in a sexist manner and use derogatory terms as a form of self-empowerment, lift themselves up by putting down other women and think they “can’t be sexist because they’re women” will never understand or follow thru the girl code.
run. just run.
they aren’t your friend. they just want the maximum amount of attention from everyone and they will not hesitate in cutting you open and throwing you under a bus to get it. you’re not important, you’re just convenient.
you’re just convenient. Let that sink in.
you’re just there for the lols. You’re just a distraction, entertainment, you’re in the right timezone laughing at the right jokes. but you don’t matter.
and they will not bat an eyelash when they get the chance at a dagger thru your flesh, just to try what it feels like.
no deeper reason than that, no greater cause than curiosity.
Self-centered people can also have low self-esteem. Women can be sexist. It’s not a bundle package, you literally chose the worst custom settings.
#listen I have more friends than I have the social energy to catch up with#when someone isn’t able to keep friendships for longer than 3 years and is always bff hopping than THAT IS A MASSIVE RED FLAG#when ppl ‘stop caring and keep leaving them‘ then maaaaaaaaaaaybe is not that all their friendships are toxic#MAYHAPS they’re the toxic ones and everyone ends up seeing their true colors JUST SAYING#if I had a dime for every time I heard a story and begged them to ‘cut off their toxic friendships’#turns out now I’M the main lead in those rumors lmfao congrats I played myself#toxic friendships#be like this#true story listen to your old friend momo fellas#I went thru this so YOU wouldn’t have to ; ur welcome
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Sometimes u just gotta be a werewolf-
Be like my little cousin he's a werewolf, werewolf hunter, and has a pet werewolf. He's out here winning.
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the transition im crying
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#king charles#king charles iii#king edward#king edward viii#march 25#the royal leech#royal family#britain#lmao#like to charge#reblog to cast
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
#socialist#socialism#communism#anti capitalism#the belief that we won’t work under capitalism genuinely makes me so mad#like#you realize the goal of social reform is to abolish imperialism right?#there won’t be good just showing up out of nowhere without slavery and/or imperialism
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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