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the-eyes-of-andyserkis · 1 year ago
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adhdo5 · 7 months ago
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Every single thing I learn about Stardew Valley makes me want to play it less
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deepspace-diver · 2 years ago
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Cats can literally destroy your house, kill your family and forfeit all your mortal possessions to satan & their owners will still be like "oh isn't she just the sweetest" "I'm gonna cry but it's okay because he's so cute"
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momocicerone · 1 year ago
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protip: women with internalized misogyny who fail to realize they act and speak in a sexist manner and use derogatory terms as a form of self-empowerment, lift themselves up by putting down other women and think they “can’t be sexist because they’re women” will never understand or follow thru the girl code.
run. just run.
they aren’t your friend. they just want the maximum amount of attention from everyone and they will not hesitate in cutting you open and throwing you under a bus to get it. you’re not important, you’re just convenient.
you’re just convenient. Let that sink in.
you’re just there for the lols. You’re just a distraction, entertainment, you’re in the right timezone laughing at the right jokes. but you don’t matter.
and they will not bat an eyelash when they get the chance at a dagger thru your flesh, just to try what it feels like.
no deeper reason than that, no greater cause than curiosity.
Self-centered people can also have low self-esteem. Women can be sexist. It’s not a bundle package, you literally chose the worst custom settings.
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the-rambelings-of-a-clown · 2 years ago
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Sometimes u just gotta be a werewolf-
Be like my little cousin he's a werewolf, werewolf hunter, and has a pet werewolf. He's out here winning.
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katiebear1 · 2 years ago
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ugartecoco · 1 year ago
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the transition im crying
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chicagoeggwhisperer · 10 months ago
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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stuckinapril · 1 year ago
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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officialspec · 1 year ago
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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ilona-mushroom · 1 year ago
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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shithowdy · 1 year ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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emeraldwhale · 7 months ago
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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tothechaos · 10 months ago
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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