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gojo satoru x reader | oneshot smut [18+]
title. around the clock
Hooking up with your little brotherās babysitter? That sounds more like a bad porno than a sensible decision.
į° pairing. babysitter/boxing au - underground boxer & babysitter!gojo x college student!reader (f)
į° summary. when underground boxer gojo satoru becomes a little strapped for cash, he gets a day job as a babysitter for a five-year-old kid named yuuji who most definitely has adhd (but thatās besides the point). the kidās mom gave gojo two rules, and two rules only: donāt accidentally kill my son, and do not flirt with my daughter. heās pretty sure heās got a good hold on the former, but heās got no self control over the latter.
į° warnings/tags. 18+, fem!reader, smut, casual sex, lil bit of fluff, lil bit of crack, slight age gap (readerās 22 & gojoās 27), cum play, creampie, unprotected sex, praise kink, slight degradation, gojo is a sleazebag that cares?, sort of porn-coded smut except thereās a lil bit of lore so itās kinda porn w plot, uhh having sex with risk of getting caught, gojo beats people up at night & then plays father figure to a 5 y/o during the day, mentions of violence/alcohol/drugs/blood/cigarettes
į° word count. 12.6k
a/n. hiiii friends jeez it feels like FOREVER since i've posted some good ol' smut (still has plot tho xd)...hopefully you enjoy n see ya at the bottom! lmk if i missed any warnings! if you asked to be tagged but didnāt get tagged itās bc you have your tags off aaa :( even when some ppl tried to fix it i still couldnāt tag them iām sorry!!
alsoooooo so very much love to @starmapz for beta reading this for me :ā) really helped me w my posting nerves haha. she is also a wonderful jjk author pls go check out her works!! š ART CREDITS: @/3-aem
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2:34 pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): heyy um iām sorry if this comes off kinda rude i just am kinda bad with this but i was wondering if you could text my mom for questions about yuujiās care instead of me?
2:46pm Gojo Satoru: Oh 2:46pm Gojo Satoru: Yeah, sure
2:34 pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): sorry i know my mom doesnāt know much ab how to take care of him bc i was the one that took care of him for a while but i just really want to separate myself from that guardian role now that iāve transferred to NYU yknow? :/ i think itās not my place anymore. i just wanna be big sis now haha
2:46pm Gojo Satoru: I get it. Sorry if I was making you uncomfortable with my texts
2:48pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): no no not uncomfy by it, thanks for looking after him. itās just iām kind of busy n stuff so it can be distractingĀ
2:49pm Gojo Satoru: Ok, got it
2:52pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): and it was kind of an issue with his last babysitter
2:53pm Gojo Satoru: Oh?
2:55pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): yeahhh like he would keep textinf me n stuff uhh kinda weird thingsā¦ i told my mom about it and she was super pissed so she fired him
2:55pm Gojo Satoru: Weird things?
2:56pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): yeah he was always āaccidentally sexting meā n like he sent me a dick pic once sooooo yeah
2:56pm Gojo Satoru: Who tf 2:56pm Gojo Satoru: Iāll go beat him up
2:57pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): oh no no its fine lol 2:57pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): please dont beat anyone up 2:58pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): iām not saying youāre like him tho i just think maybe less texting unless its an emergency okay?
3:00pm Gojo Satoru: Are you sure because I will totally go beat him up for you
3:01pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): NO I DONT WANT YOU TO BEAT ANYONE UP FOR ME 3:01pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): also no offense but you dont look like you could beat someone up
3:01pm Gojo Satoru: WHAT 3:02pm Gojo Satoru: Tf you mean āno offenseā thatās literally the most offensive thing you could say to a guy
3:04pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): yeaa i mean you have muscles ofc but in the āohhh i wanna look good for instagramā way and not like real man muscles yknow
3:06pm Gojo Satoru: Ok princess next time you visit home and go on one of your stupidly large grocery hauls Iāll make sure you carry all those groceries in by yourselfĀ
3:06pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): NO 3:07pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): I WAS JUST JOKING 3:07pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): YOURE SO STRONG TY FOR ALWAYS CARRYING THE GROCERIES INSIDE 3:08pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): PLEASE KEEP CARRYING MY GROCERIES INSIDE
3:09pm Gojo Satoru: Nah 3:09pm Gojo Satoru: Should we be texting right now? Iām not sensing any emergencies here
3:11pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): pls. my groceries :(
3:16pm Gojo Satoru: Iāll let the kiddo know you say hi šš¼Ā
The irony of it all was that, if Gojo really wanted to, he absolutely could beat the shit out of someone. And he has, hundreds of times, pseudo professionally. Although that isnāt something heād admit to you, out of fear that you might relay that info back to your mom who would then become mortified that sheās entrusted her five-year-old sonās life to the hands of an underground boxer.Ā
But he needed the money. A night-time job didnāt really make daytime money, not when they could easily replace him with the next dude the second he gets knocked out of the ring more than twice, let alone if he let it happen once. And although he sometimes made large sums, it wasnāt stable income. He needed a back-up plan, and so babysitting it was.Ā
The babysitter working nights at unsanctioned dojos and gyms located in the back of cartel blocks, knocking teeth out of men twice his size, would put any decent mother into a coma or induce some episode of syncope, hence why it wasnāt something he put on his resume before he got hired. Not that he even needed to provide a resume; your mom seemed desperate to cover the position as fast as possible, that promotion at work was moving faster than she wanted to, and Gojoās beneficial attribute that he possessed as a candidate to look after her son, compared to all the other potential hires, was that he had a penis.
He likes the kid. Yuuji. Heās got kind of a short attention span, and makes Gojo weary of his age. Hold up, that makes him sound like heās geriatric, heās really only the ripe old age of twenty-seven, but the immortality and infinite stamina that a five-year-old boy has on him is enough to have him huffing and puffing at the end of every single evening shift he takes on with the rascal.Ā
Fighting is all sprint, and no stamina. Sure, there might be some more seasoned boxers that might disagree with him, but for someone as young as him in the field, itās the tactic heās been forced to gain. If he draws a fight on for too long, he'll get killed by a forty-two year old man with steroids clogging up his adipose tissue and enoughĀ testosterone to grow a full-body beard by the time the sun starts to set. No, his strategy is to knock them out within the first fifteen seconds. Use their weight against them, and whatnot. A tactic heās found has worked, since heās been undefeated thus far.Ā
He can never wrap his head around it. The drug lords that run the rings whoāve gained millions the night before from selling crystal meth only to lose it all the night following in the second Gojo hooklines a solid punch to their betting boxerās chin, making them see God & their Momma before they tap out (if theyāre even able).
He doesnāt pocket much money from it, not anything compared to what the men who bet on him end up making at least, but itās a decently solid sum. How lucrative it really is depends solely on what he thinks the value of his life is.
Itās not unheard of, boxers dying in the ring. Turns out, rich drug dealers care very little about the sheep theyāve captured to perform their entertaining little stunts. But Gojo wasnāt doing all of this to feel some sense of work-life pride, no, it was just sustenance. When basic needs are not met, humans resort to the most animalistic of all behaviors, and while heās not proud of what he does, he canāt deny the fact that itās turned him into an adrenaline junkie that gets a rush in his veins every time he knocks a jaw loose.
But balance was key. And hence why heās a boxer by night, babysitter by day. For at least four days a week, he gets to pretend heās the kingās most trusted appointed knight, or heās the radioactive tyrannosaurus rex that wants to tyrannize all the other dinosaurs, or maybe heās the evil power ranger (he always forgets which color that one was) that is determined to make the world a living hell by smashing mr. potatohead against the bunk bed post a billion times for all the other toys to see. Or whatever other imaginative hyperfixations Yuuji imposes on him in the later afternoon once heās had his bowl of spaghetti-Oās and is ready to play. Lately, the kidās been really into space. Theyāve got all sorts of space toys these days. Back in Gojoās day, he just had a good olā Buzz Lightyear.
āOne rule, thatās it: donāt accidentally kill my son. Actually, one more rule. Donāt flirt with my daughter.āĀ
Thereās a part of Gojo that believes your mom kind of knows heās up to shady shit at night, otherwise why else would she clause for him to not flirt with you if she didnāt read the slight swell to his eye and the healing gash across his cheek as anything other than this boy is trouble and I want him nowhere near my too-good-for-him daughter of reproductive capacity since thatās the exact tale of how I became a single mother in the first place. Or maybe he inherently looks like heās up to no good? Heās not sure which angle is more offensive, and which one was more flattering. Well in any case, she entrusted Yuujiās life to him, despite acknowledging the plausibility of harm, and that means she overall thinks positively of him, right? ā¦ā¦right?
The first night he met you, it was awkward to say the least. Gojo spends most of his nights performing deadly stunts for middle aged men with potbellies, and most of his days hanging out with a five-year-old (one who heād argue is his only friend at this point). Sure, heās got some people he sees occasionally back in his high school hometown when he can brave hearing about how everyoneās in college now or doing a masters or theyāre working respectable nine-to-five day jobs meanwhile he has to lie to his Pops that heās been working in insurance for the past two years. Listen, in fairness, he probably makes the same amount of money as an insurance broker would anyways, but he canāt exactly own up to the identity of his craft.Ā
Anyways, the point is, heās not used to seeing other people his age anymore. Thereās the occasional hook-up with girls he hasnāt seen since Mrs. Tracyās homeroom period back in sweet two-thousand-sixteen, or his twice-a-year hangout with Suguru where he only learns the day of where he's visiting from since the guy moves around more than Gojo can keep up with. But save for that, he mostly just sees your mom and then Yuuji.Ā
So seeing you standing in the kitchen for the first time when he went to put Yuujiās half-finished GoGurt back in the fridge was startling to say the least. When the sight of a woman startled him, he knew he needed to start getting out again.
You were on your tiptoes, reaching up to grab at something over the fridge, and wearing these ridiculously short shorts to where he could see the curve of your ass, his line of sight trailing down the skin of your bare legs. He couldnāt see anything of your form above your shorts, given you were wearing an extremely baggy t-shirt with NYU on it in big bolded university letters. As far as he knew, you were a senior at NYU, studying psychology, made deanās list consecutively for the past three years given the way your mother posted all your stellar transcripts up on the fridge (he gets that sheās proud of her daughter, but doesnāt that kind of stuff usually end in grade school?) But other than that, it was all the information he had on you.
āHere,ā he said, pressing his front to your back, maybe just to get a feel, as he reached over to you to finally grab the box of cereal you were swatting for, the one that he purposefully placed at the back because Yuuji learned how to climb counters recently. āIs this what you want?ā
He had heard you gasp, spinning around on your heel fast, staring up at him with wide eyes like you werenāt expecting some random man to be in the house right now, and your first instinct ended up being to grab the knife out of the kitchen knife block and lunge it straight at his torso.
If it wasnāt for his boxer reflexes, heād have ended up at the ER that evening. Or dead. All depending on the strength you could pack into a stab. But instead, he deflected it, though not without a gash to his torso through the fabric of his shirt, one that you spent the rest of the evening profusely apologizing for and eventually mending to with cotton balls and neosporin.Ā
āI didnāt know you were my little brotherās babysitter,ā you mumbled with a small wince on your face as you dabbed ointment on the wound while he pulled the hem of his shirt up to his shoulder. Heās never had an injury tended to before. It was nice.
āItās fine, I get it, totally acceptable response to seeing a random dude in your house.ā
He remembers the curl of your eyelashes while you stared down at his bare upper half, something he imprinted on his memory rather than the concern in your face as your fingertips traced the scars across his chest. He hoped they made you feel better about the one you just slashed into him, because after all, what was one more?Ā
He knows he shouldnāt have, but he kissed you that night. Two minutes before your mom came home, and right after you bid him goodnight with one more apology, he backed you up against the door of your bedroom, his hands on your hips pulling you towards him, and his lips pressed against yours. Something seamless, from candid conversation that was heading towards an end, to full fledged making out against white-painted wood, his teeth nipping at your lip and he wondered just how touch-starved those university boys were leaving you given the desperate way youād clinged to his shirt for dear life as he deepened the kiss.
The moment only lasted one minute and fifty-seven seconds, and in the remaining three, your motherās key pushed into the front door and he had to pull away. Always, on the dot, 10PM, she was home. It was how he knew he had two minutes left to make a move in the first place.
So much for no flirting.
6:57pm Gojo Satoru: Bahahah I accidentally forgot where yuujiās epipen is 6:58pm Gojo Satoru: [sent a photo] 6:59pm Gojo Satoru: Turns out this can-o-soup was just covering it in the cabinet
7:01pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): ??? why did you need to find his epipen
7:08pm Gojo Satoru: Oh he accidentally took a bite of my pad thai 7:09pm Gojo Satoru: I freaked cuz I thought it had peanuts in it but I remember I asked for it without anyĀ 7:09pm Gojo Satoru: shitās crazy
7:10pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU TEXT ME????????
7:12pm Gojo Satoru: YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WANT ME TEXTING YOU UNLESS IT WAS AN EMERGENCY ?
7:13pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): SATORU YOU THOGHT HE ATE SOMETHING W PEANUTS IN IT AND YOU FORGOT WHERE HIS EPIPEN WAS THATSS A FUCKIGN EMERGENCY
7:15pm Gojo Satoru: THE KID IS DOING FINE HES ALIVE JESUS LEAVE ME ALONE 7:16pm Gojo Satoru: [sent a photo] 7:16pm Gojo Satoru: See. heās chill 7:17pm Gojo Satoru: with intact airways might I add 7:18pm Gojo Satoru: Also isnāt he a little too old to still be watching baby sensory videos?
7:20pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): yeah my mom thinks he has adhd :(
7:22pm Gojo Satoru: oh
He tried to keep his word though (although he doesnāt recall ever giving it) out of the respect he had for your mom. She was a hard-working lady, single mom of two who went from working three jobs to now being a major administrator at a big law firm near the outskirts of town. It was an underdog story if heād ever heard one, and he loved an underdog story.Ā
But a little texting here and there wouldnāt hurt, right? Or so he thought, until you told him to cut it out with the contact. Maybe you were just trying to be the good one in this situation. After all, hooking up with your little brotherās babysitter? That sounds more like a bad porno than a sensible decision. Still, heāll eventually get your replies to his which shirt should Yuuji wear to the park? and look, the toothfairy gave him the butt of a joint and a couple thumbtacks for his front tooth. heās ecstatic texts, although in a less timely manner than before when you werenāt trying to preserve propriety. And when youād occasionally visit every other weekend, heād do his best to keep his hands in his pockets, and youād fill up your nights with hangouts with your hometown friends to avoid spending too much time with him at the house. A silent agreement to not fuck each other, it was.Ā
4:55pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): send pic of yuuji pls i miss him :(
5:04pm Gojo Satoru: [sent a photo]
5:08pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): IS THAT BLOOD?!?!?!?!
5:09pm Gojo Satoru: chillllllll itās fake. Weāre working on his halloween costume
5:09pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): WHY DOES IT HAVE BLOOD?!?!?!?!?!?
5:10pm Gojo Satoru: He wants to be a baby xenomorph and I'm his parasitic host. You know that iconic chestburster scene from the old school alien movies? yeah
5:12pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): satoru please for the love of god just dress him up as a dinosaur or something
5:13pm Gojo Satoru: Iām not the one that came up with the idea, okay? It was him
5:14pm yuujiās sis (no flirting): because you let him watch adult swim with you before putting him to bed. youāve deranged his brain.
5:14pm Gojo Satoru: He needs it. Builds character.
Gojo was living a double life, and if someone asked him, heād say it was less of a Clark Kent way and more of a Bruce Wayne way, although in reality, he knows itās close to neither. Heās no superhero with a concealed identity fighting crime, heās a con artist thatās tricked a hard-working woman into hiring him just because heās trying to save up enough money to get the fuck out of this godforsaken town, given heās not knocked dead before then for the crimeās amusement.
But Yuuji looks up to him now. And Gojoās grown attached to him too. He taught the kid how to tie his own shoes and piss inside the actual toilet like a real man. And that kidās the only thing thatās made him question any of this. Maybe thatās what dads feel, suddenly held to all this impossible responsibility and the pressure to stop doing stupid shit so that youāll stick around to see your kids get older. The thought that there are eyes on you now, eyes that are innocent and hopeful and learning, and because they know nothing at all, you feel the responsibility to protect them from everything. For fucks sake, remind him to never become a dad.Ā
āDo you like my sister?ā Yuuji had asked him out of nowhere one afternoon after he just got home from preschool, stacking a blue cube over a yellow one at the dining table.
āUhh,ā Gojo starts. He wondered if your mom had put a wire on the kid, so his answer was as diplomatic as he could manage. āYeah, sheās cool. Youāve got a cool sister.ā
āBut. But.ā Yuuji stutters, trying to find his big boy words. He stretches up higher to reach the top of his stack of blocks, but he only has so much arm real estate at the age of five. āDo you like her like you wanna kiss her?ā
Gojo grabs the block from the kidās hand, for a moment questioning Yuujiās decision to want to put a blue block over another blue block, but he figures aesthetics are the least of a kidās concern, and so he places the block where Yuuji wanted it.Ā
Why does the kid know what kissing is anyway? Do kids know that kind of stuff at that age? Isnāt a kiss to a five-year-old just something their mom gives to them before they head off to preschool for the day? And not something that happens between adult men and women? Maybe he should stop watching that adult swim in front of him.
āNo. I donāt want to kiss your sister,ā he says, again, because he is suspicious of a wire. It was a lie and then some, because he wants to do a lot more than just kiss you.
Gojo lifts the RedBull he was nursing up to his lips and watches Yuuji in the corner of his eye as the kid stares at his growing stack of blocks with a concentrated expression on his face, his chubby fingers squeezing tightly into little round dimpled balls, like heās putting together all his tiny brain cells together to form another coherent thought before turning to face Gojo on the chair.
āItās ok. You can kiss her if you wanāed to. You can marry her too,ā Yuuji says.
Gojo almost spits out his RedBull. He barely manages to swallow it, a broken cough immediately leaving his throat when some of the liquid goes down the wrong pipe and heās smacking a fist against his chest to knock the sanity back into himself.
āWhere the fuāā¦where the flip did that come from?ā he asks, blinking back tears from the rasp in his throat.
Yuujiās small shoulders sulk as he sits back on his heels. āI want a papa.ā
Oh fuck that hurt. Jesus christ, there was nothing more sad than that. Yuuji has literally never known what itās like to have a dad, since his had left before he was even born. Gojoās not really close to his old man by any means, but he had still been a fatherly figure in some pivotal moments when he had needed it growing up. Kids need their dads. And heās seen enough people lose their way without one to know that the value of them is really underestimated.
Heās also kind of shocked that Yuuji really did think of you as his motherly figure. Maybe since it had always just been him and his dad, Gojo learned how to self sustain from a young age, and he and his dad became accustomed to just looking after their own interests to avoid the headache of tending to one another. My land is my land, and your land is yours, and there was the occasional Saturday night spent together with his dadās millions of beer bottles emptied dry on the carpet in front of the 1992 box TV as the two shared a greasy pizza from the place down the street. That was the extent of family solidarity that he knew.
But he canāt imagine being barely eighteen and having to take care of your little brother all by yourself because your mom was too busy trying to put food on the table and was too poor to hire a babysitter. Your mom tried so damn hard to keep you away from the single teenage mother life, but somehow ended up giving it to you by proxy in the end anyway. It was no wonder you wanted space now that Yuujiās a little older and your mom can afford a babysitter. No matter how much you might love your sibling, being their effective guardian out of pure necessity had to have taken a toll.
Gojo clears his throat before he speaks. āBuddy. If I married your sister, weād be brothers. I wouldnāt be your dad.āĀ
Yuujiās eyes light up at the word brother. āBrothers? Me and you?ā
āYeah. Bros.ā
The kid giggles, all bubbly with cheeks rounding fully and eyes sparkling. Gojo reaches out to ruffle at his hair before Yuuji gets down onto one stubby leg at a time from the chair then bolts towards the kitchen.
āJuice!!ā he yells somewhere around the corner out of sight.
Gojo sighs, staring at all the toys he pulled out for Yuuji to play with, all left in a scattered mess across the table. He gets up out of his chair and heads towards the fridge. āYeah, yeah. Iāll get you your juice, you little demon.ā
The conclusion he comes to, and it might read like an obvious one, is that kids donāt really know the reality of life, hence why adults hide so much from them.Ā
This is what he thinks of tonight when he wraps his worn out boxing tape around his hands and his wrist, tightening it with his teeth, and he can smell the sweat and grime from them. The back of the underground gym had an old dated locker room, and as Gojo stretches his neck side to side while sitting on the stiff metal bench, he eyes the peeling red paint of the locker in front of him, blurring vision making it look like spilt blood.Ā
His phone pings with a text. He shuffles inside his duffle bag to look for it while his other hand scratches at his bare chest.
1:07am yuujiās sis (no flirting): hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1:07am yuujiās sis (no flirting): omgomgomg sor y iāmĀ
He blinks at the screen, confusion flashing across his face. He types one letter, but then he sees three dots and a speech text bubble in the bottom left, so he waits for you.
1:09am yuujiās sis (no flirting): i drunk :(
The corner of his mouth ticks up slightly.Ā
1:09am Gojo Satoru: Yeah I can tell
1:10am yuujiās sis (no flirting): at a apartyyyy
His eyebrows raise slightly, the thought of you tipsy on some frat party couch flashing through his mind, yet of all things you could be doing at that frat party, youāre texting him? Must be a really boring party.
1:11am yuujiās sis (no flirting): whyyy are you aawake?
1:12am Gojo Satoru: Couldnāt sleep 1:12am Gojo Satoru: Donāt you have a midterm in the morning?
1:14am yuujiās sis (no flirting): wtf hwo do you knwo that
1:15am Gojo Satoru: Your mom keeps your schedule posted on the fridge
1:15am yuujiās sister (no flirting): im so fucked;ā;(((
He snorts. Heās got a bit more life experience than you, five-ish years to be exact, more than enough time to master the no-hangover hangout, but just before he can offer you some advice, he sees another text from you.Ā
1:16am yuujiās sister (no flirting): can i tell u smethingĀ
His gaze flits up to the ceiling briefly, and he hears commotion outside the thick walls of the locker room. The previous fight was over, and fast. The guy mustāve been knocked out in under twenty seconds tops, which means that Gojo was next up against whatever superbeast just beat him up.Ā
1:17am Gojo Satoru: Sure
He stands up, placing his phone down on the bench before he flexes the muscles in his arms a couple times to get the blood flowing into them. And thereās the noise of another ping. Actually, four.
1:14am yuujiās sis (no flirting): sonetimes 1:14am yuujiās sis (no flirting): i thikn ofĀ 1:14am yuujiās sis (no flirting): when u kisse me 1:14am yuujiās sis (no flirting): *kissed me
His eyes widen slightly, irises dry to the ashy cigarette smoke from outside lingering in the air, and his heart rate picks up a bit. An adrenaline junkie with close to no fear in his veins due to the way his amygdalaās been fried to a crisp from years of boxing, yet heās got his breath hitched from the memory of your soft lips against his. It makes the blood rushing through the muscles of his arms rush somewhere down south instead.
Loud banging on the door of the locker room jolts him out of his trance, and heās stiff around the edges once more.
āSatoru! Youāre up, man,ā he hears Danny, the fight coordinator, yell at him from the other side of the heavy & poorly-installed steel door.
Gojo sighs, glancing down at the texts on his phone. To respond, or not to respond. Youāre off your face, clearly chatty from the alcohol, and he knows for certain youāll regret every life decision youāve ever made once you wake up in the morning and see the self sabotaging behaviors youāve engaged in tonight. He knows that responding to you might put you at ease rather than straight up ignoring you, but the feeling will pass, and he has a match to win with no more room left to stall.
He makes his way out the locker room, pushing past the crowded halls of people underneath dim flashing club lighting, some dudes angrily jerking to face him when he pushes past them with a stiff shoulder, only for their eyes to widen when they see just exactly who pushed them.Ā
Thereās strippers in the ring, doing some routine for pre-match, and Gojo narrows his eyes at the man he sees laying back over the rubber boundary rope, head tipped back up to the ceiling with a wicked grin on his face. So that was his opponent? Heās never seen the guy before. Was he from a different district? Different district talent was tough, you had no background info on them, while theyāve been preparing to be here for weeks. Hence why boxers tend to do better when they visit a different district than they do in their own. There have been rules made to limit these types of fights, mostly over outrage that it was unfair to bid on them, but they were also usually more entertaining to watch. Gojoās got a sick feeling to his stomach as the strippers clear the ring.
āHey,ā Gojo calls out, grabbing Danny by the back of his collar and dragging him towards him and away from the girls stepping down onto the floor, āwhatās in for this fight?ā
Danny glances up at the ceiling. āTarpās bettinā tonight, so it canāt be anything less than ten grand for you. Iād say tops fifteen?ā
Gojo narrows his eyes further, then glances off into the ring again. The man stands up, and Gojo gets a better look on his face. Heās got short hair, neon green in color with a dark fade underneath and tattoos all over his face. But those eyes. They were freakishingly red, and it made him uneasy. He knows the type. The type of boxers that do this to genuinely hurt people for thrill. Make no mistake, Gojo understands heās made himself out to be like that too, gaining some kind of rush out of this profession, but this type of fighter was different. The type to literally continue smashing a dudeās face into the floor until theyāre a bloody mess even minutes after the winning call, and no referee to stop it because thatās the kind of action the spectators wanted.
Danny reads his line of sight. āThatās Gale. Newtonās new boxing toy. Came outta nowhere about a month ago. Heās undefeated so far in his district, and Newton specifically wanted to see you up against him tonight,ā Danny tells Gojo, resting his elbow up on his bare shoulder. āChances are heāll compete with Tarp for final bid if you win this one. Iām talking twenty-five grand in the next if you can knock him out in this.ā
āUh-huh,ā Gojo acknowledges, rolling his shoulder so Dannyās elbow falls from it. Forget the money, he just wants to make it out of this alive.
He sets his foot up on the square, ducking through the dividing boundary straps and the tacky caution construction tape that the gym thinks creates an exciting ambience. He hears the static of the speakers as the announcers call out Gojoās name, then this other guy, loud bass club music booming through Gojoās chest as he tries to take a few deep breaths through the thick air of this low-ceiling arena.Ā
The dim overhead lights flickered, casting shadows over the makeshift ring, and the crowd pressed tight around at every perimeter area, yelling and pushing, one even tosses a beer bottle on the square and it shatters, spreading glass all across, a few shards reaching Gojoās feet and he looks down at them with a shudder. A fight immediately breaks out in the crowd over something related or possibly entirely unrelated, and heād have no way of knowing as he swipes the shards away with his heel.
The influential men always sat up on higher seating, off towards the back in their own VIP section where they suck in the smoke of fat cigarettes and peer through 100% tinted sunglasses to assess the boxers theyāve bid thousands on. The light reflects off the golden grills of their teeth with every snarl at any passerby that gets too close, like a lion in its den. Thatās what the sanction was called. Lionās den.
Gojo sighed, eyeing the twisted grin of this Gale guy across from him. Was that his real name? Usually, foreign district guys get nicknames. Gojoās always thought the nicknames were tacky, and heās accumulated some of his own over the years, but to his ears, none of them ever really landed, although The White Fox admittedly was kinda nice. Reminded him of throwback shooting games.Ā
He sucked a breath in through his teeth, holding his hands up in front of his chest in weak fists, storing energy in them in the form of pure anticipation alone, and then the bell rang.
His opponent lunged towards him immediately, fists flying in a barrage of reckless strikes, and Gojoās eyes momentarily widened in the briefest moments of hesitation he had been allowed before ducking and dodging every one of this guy's shots, then jumping a step back to create distance.
Fuck. He was fast. Not just boxer fast, athlete fast. There was a difference. And it wasnāt a good one to be up against.
Gojo picked up light on his feet. He couldnāt win this one fast, that much was certain. One single careless or reckless move, and heāll get tackled. He knows that by the malicious look he sees on that guyās face, grin wide like heās some cannibalistic beast.Ā
Stepping back towards the center, Gojo purposefully set himself up for Gale to swipe a vicious hook towards his head, before Gojo last minute ducked down, crouched to the floor, and swung his leg out to knock the guy off balance by his ankles, and he falls onto his back with a loud thud!
Thereās a moment of momentary silence from the crowd, right before Gojo put the man in a torso-lock, twisting him in a way a human body should absolutely not be twisted, hearing the grunts of pain and the crack of spine even through the shouts of the crowd.
He can hear it. Kill him! Knock his fucking teeth out! Snap his neck like a goose, man! FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM! FIN-ISH HIM!
He feels like throwing up.Ā
Gojo looks up at the referee, who wasnāt really a referee, just there to run the clock when there was action and only barely stop it before near death. āThis is enough, right?ā he asks.
The referee nods. ā1-0, next round.ā
Gojo lets go of his opponent, leaving him there to heave for a moment before he gets up onto his feet again. Just needs one more, and heās a winner. Ten grand in his pocket, and he wonāt have to come back here for a couple weeks.
Gale gets up, swiping at the spit that had trickled out the corner of his mouth down to his chin, and he had an enraged look on his face. The second the bell rang for the second round, he exploded forward towards Gojo with even more fervor than before, gritted expression with a thirst for violence fueling the storm of punches he was throwing towards Gojo but he tried to remain calm, light on his feet, swiftly duck and avoid before he can find another opportunity to clear a sharp, clean jab right to the ribsā
sometimes, i think of when you kissed me
Gojo misses his strike, leaving his guard wide open, and Gale takes the opportunity to land a solid punch straight to his jaw, sending his mouth guard flying straight out of his mouth into the air, and knocking him backwards onto the ground with a thud and then he finds himself staring up at the rusting metal ceiling and a ringing in his ears that almost matches the roar of the crowd.
His head is in a haze, dizzy like where one second could feel like a millennia. He feels a soreness underneath his chin, a pain that radiates to his mouth, and he briefly swipes his tongue over his front teeth to make sure he still has all of them.Ā
What the fuck was that? That intrusive thought. Thereās no intrusive thoughts allowed in life or death situations, not when he was always just one smash to the head away from a permanent concussion. But, fuck, he canāt help it. Canāt help thinking of you. Even when his vision has gone blurry and he should really be weary about what happens next in this ring, his mindās just thinking about you, at some frat party, tipping back shots of tequila and waiting for a text-back in response to your tipsy ones. Were you even waiting up on him? Have you already passed out on the couch, or were your friends dragging you back to your dorm? Or are you fucking some other dude right now? Has he got his hand up your top, squeezing at you, sleazily feeling you up before spilling beer all down your shirt, and are you kissing him back with the same enthusiasm, your phone now somewhere long slipped between the cushions of the couch and out of sight?
Even though itās still sore, he tenses his jaw. Grinds his teeth, even. Tasting blood somewhere along the line of his gums, he realizes his lip is split. He licks at it, the flavor of copper more rich on his tongue, and he clenches his fists tightly. Whyās he thinking of that right now? It just pisses him off, the thought of you with some other dude. Maybe thatās what he needs to win this fight. Spite. Although heās not sure why the guy across from him at the ring has to pay for it.
He lifts his head up off the ground, and while it felt like years he had been down, a glance at the timer tells him itās only been a solid four seconds. A solid four seconds that his opponent had to fully charge a lunge towards him with the look of death in his face, raising his elbow up into the air in time with his leap, ready to come straight down, and Gojoās eyes widen at the sight above him from where heās still lying on the wood.
āShitāā he cusses, rolling his body over to the side so that the dude falls straight down onto the floor rather than elbow Gojo in the fucking ribs, and then he gets back up on his feet.Ā
Stakes were high, he has to end this, he has to end this now, and he flexes the muscle in his right bicep, channeling everything he has into this one blow, and before Gale even really has a chance to turn around and face him again, Gojoās already three-fourths set up a knockout undercut that he drives straight up the guyās chin, with so much force it has him lifting up off the floor, a vertebrate stretch to his spine before heās sent flying backwards and slammed against the tight rubber lining of the ring to where he was half hanging over it.
The room fell silent for a split second, then erupted in a roar as the referee fell to one knee beside Gale, checking him for any semblance of consciousness, and when he found none, he waves the match off.Ā
Gojoās eyes flit up towards the lionās den, the only opinions that he really needed to care about were sitting in those mahogany chairs with glasses of scotch swirling around in their hands, and he sees some of them looking straight at Gojo before leaning towards one another and discretely talking about something he canāt make out because he doesnāt know how to read lips.
He feels someone tug at his arms from behind, pulling him to crouch down and he balances back on the balls of his feet. He glances down through the ring at the floor. Danny was leaning against the wooden surface of it. āDude. Go.ā He jerks his head towards Gale, who still laid there sprawled across the now stretched out rubber perimeter bands. āGo fuck him up. Knock a few more teeth out, I donāt know, get some more blood out of him.ā
āWhat?ā Gojo huffs, yanking his arm away from Dannyās grip. āThe fuck are you saying?ā
āI told you, man, Newtonās here and heās got his eye on you. Go give him a show,ā Danny says, ādo it.ā And when he sees clear frustration on Gojoās face he sighs. āTwenty-five grand, consider that, will you?ā
Gojo sneers at the man, an awful taste in his mouth as he spits blood towards Dannyās feet. āGo fuck yourself on his cock if he wants a show that bad.ā And then he ducks underneath the bands and hops back down onto the floor, pushing past people who were trying to grab at him and pull at him and lift him up and even throw him down until he made it through flashing hallways and back to the locker room.
He shuts the door behind him, sliding the bolt lock into the frame so no one can follow him inside, and then he leans his weight back against the chilling steel before tipping his head back until it hits the surface too.
He lets out of a few deep breaths, then stares down at the sting he finds over his knuckles. Red and blistering from the last punch he delivered, and heās almost certain he broke a bone in his hand. Fuck. It was bleeding across the cuts, too. He had to figure out a way to get it all healed by tomorrow, as if that was humanly possible, just because he doesnāt want Yuuji questioning him about it.
Yuuji. For fucks sake, when has he ever thought about the kid this much? When has he ever thought about much of anything when heās out here or in the ring? Heās a babysitter by day. Heās a āpartā of your family when the sun is up and normal functioning society is breathing their lives into the clean air. Thatās it. Heās no five-year-oldās caretaker in front of all these primetime drug lords, and he certainly shouldnāt be thinking of you when facing big, burly men heās aiming to rough up, all within the dead hours of night. So then how come these thoughts are on his mind at all times, twenty-four-seven, around the clock?
He heads further into the locker room, glancing down at the bench where heād left his phone, then picks it up, neck craned all the way down to glance at the screen as he holds his phone by his hip because he doesnāt have any energy to pick it up any further towards his eyesight.Ā
He sees your messages. You never sent any follow-up ones, just your horrendously typed out sonetimes, i thikn of when u kisse me *kissed me across the span of four texts, and Gojo runs a tired hand down his face.
He tips his head back to groan at the ceiling, guttural with no basis other than a release of all the pent up frustration of every sort, then he types in a couple messages to you,
3:23am Gojo Satoru: Thatās nice 3:24am Gojo Satoru: I think about fucking you all the timeĀ
āand then tosses his phone into his duffel bag to call it a night.
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Youāre awoken to your alarm blaring heavily, and you whack your arm across your nightstand table beside your tiny twin-size bed to hit the snooze button, then rub your eye with a loose fist while smacking at the residual taste of alcohol you have on your tongue.Ā
āMmā¦ā you mumble to yourself. And then the thirst hits you. The overwhelming, intense, unquenchable thirst that leaves your mouth feeling like the Sahara desert before you grab your twice-dented Hydroflask from the nightstand, twist the cap off and chug about twenty ounces of water in one breath.Ā
You let out a deep exhale and fall back into bed, your hand resting on top of your water-filled tummy, and you stare up at the ceiling of your dorm.Ā
Last night was horrible. You knew you shouldnāt have gone to that frat party, especially given you have an exam ināyou checked the time on your phoneāabout an hour, and an hour was not enough time to recover from the raging hangover headache thatās pounding through your head. But your roommates insisted you went, and so go you did. You never knew what to expect, always torn between shaving your pussy before you go or throwing on a stained pair of sweatpants to keep the guys away instead. Sometimes, it was a combination of both. But last night, you ended up drinking more than you usually do, and that always led to poor, poor, poor decisions, in which all the sense of pride you had in yourself was washed down with the puke that you hurled into the upstairs toilet.Ā
You grab at your phone again, briefly seeing that your friends had sent you some photos from the night. You immediately swiped off to the side to dismiss the notifications, because as far as you were concerned, you never wanted to see those photos in your life.
And then, in the briefest of moments, you saw a familiar name in your notifications that made you heart skip a beat.
Gojo Satoru (yuujiās babysitter)
With an immediate gasp, you pulled your phone to your chest and held it there, blinking up at the pale yellow ceiling, your heart picking up in rhythm.
Oh fuck.
That was right.
You drunk texted him last night.
You drunk texted your little brotherās hot babysitter.
Fuck.
Mortified was an understatement, possibly because you donāt even remember what you said, and so you donāt even want to see what he replied with.
You groan, rubbing both your hands across your face then kick your sheets back with your feet like a child having a temper tantrum because you were so embarrassed you had even texted him at all last night. I mean, he was hot. A little older than you, really gorgeous eyes, tall, and, yeah, you gave him shit for the Instagram muscles thing, but thatās only because you thought heād find it cheeky that you were trying to humble him despite the fact that heās more toned and ruggedly sculpted than any other man youāve ever met. You didnāt want to have a flustered schoolgirl attitude because it would just seep through to his ego.
In any case, he was hot, there was no denying it, so can you really blame yourself? But still. There was collateral with this. You had to see him every other weekend. He knows your family, even your extended since they invited him to Thanksgiving dinner a couple weeks ago. A high-risque drunk text recipient if he ever was one (of course he has been, look at that face). Why couldnāt you have just drunk texted ECON160 guy from last semester who Clit DJād you underneath your desk at the back of the lecture hall instead?
The thing that made you nervous about Gojo Satoru was that he was just soā¦confident? Like, in that I was raised to be this way confident and not that I fought inner demons my whole life to barely end up this way confident, yāknow? Never had to fake it ātil he made it, he just was. At least that was the kind of energy you got from him, and unfortunately for you, it was nerve wracking but enticing all at the same time.
You sigh. āStupid. Stupid. Stuuuuuupiiiiidddddddddddd. You. Are. So. Stuuuuuupiiiiddddddd,ā you sigh, running your hands through your hair to grip at the strands.
You pull your phone away from your chest, and finally brave yourself to read the texts from your notifications screen, but not without blurring your vision a little to further stall. And then you finally refocus it to read them. The first one you see has you gaspingā
3:24am Gojo Satoru (yuujiās babysitter): I think about fucking you all the timeĀ
It has heat spreading across your cheeks, and you blink at your screen, then quickly swipe up to read the previous messages with rushed glides of your index finger on the screen to see that he had sent it to you in response to your barely coherent texts about how you still so often think about that time he randomly pressed you up against the door of your bedroom to kiss you that night you first met him.
I think about fucking you all the time
At 3 in the morning? He decided to send that text at 3 in the fucking morning? That was the devilās hour. Whatās he trying to tell you?Ā
Oh come on, youāre not stupid. And you know he isnāt either. The sexual tension was palpable, it was there since the day you two met and you almost stabbed him, and also everytime you were visiting the house, and his shoulder brushes against yours when heās trying to get past you in the kitchen, or when youāve got Yuuji in your arms and the kid is clinging to Gojoās sleeve because he wants him near him at all times. Thereās even sexual tension over the phone, in those stupid texts he sends you all the time about meaningless child care stuff, and honestly, those little updates made your day.
Butā¦ you donāt know much about him, and your mom would kill you if she ever found out you wanted him. And sheād probably pulverize him if she found out he ever made a move on you. Cremated without leaving a trace behind would be an understatement. She thinks heās no good and she thinks youāre too good. You know sheās warned him before to not get close to you, as if she was pre-emptively expecting him to try to get in your pants like it was some canon force of the universe, hence why heās probably so fucking awkward around you whenever sheās there too. Like if he accidentally got caught staring at your ankles, your mom would light him on fire, so heād rather not risk it by just avoiding looking at you at all.
Your mom has always been protective of you. Your father was a deadbeat, one she thought she loved, only to watch him leave. And she had to raise a baby all by herself. He re-entered your lives right before you graduated high school, knocked up your mom again with Yuuji, and guess what? Left again without a trace. To be doubly humiliated by a man is a fate you wouldnāt wish on any woman, but thatās exactly what your mom went through. It was a wake-up call for her, though. No more living paycheck to paycheck like you had been your whole lives up until Yuuji was born. The kid doesnāt even know how lucky he is with everything he has right now. Your mom worked her way up the corporate ladder and made something of herself and now you guys were comfortable, so it was safe to say she had some sort of right to look after her daughter, of whom she simply doesnāt want to follow in the same naive footsteps of her youth.
You get it. She wants to break the generational cycle. But it made being with men tough on all fronts, let alone dating. You could never bring a guy home because heād never be enough, even if he cured cancer or could make you orgasm while doing a sixty-nine handstand. And while her overbearing paranoia over what you do or where you are or who youāre with has since dimmed slightly since you officially moved out to finish your last year of higher education at NYU, you can still feel her disappointment from a hundred miles away when youāre making out with some random frat guy on his beer-stained couch at eleven AM on a Tuesday.
But you got to college. Youāve already made it this far. Youāre on deanās list. You graduated high school as salutatorian. Youāre the most highly decorated cello player in the state. You won Miss County pageant when you were sixteen for your philanthropic efforts towards feline leukemia. You did online community college for three years so you could stick back after high school and help your mom raise Yuuji, which meant that you had to forfeit your scholarship to Cornell. Youāve spent your whole life being good, you just wanna be bad for a little bit.
And if bad meant fucking the hot and mysterious babysitter, then so be it.Ā
You pick your phone up, begin blasting what the hell by Avril Lavigne on your dorm room bluetooth speaker, then type a message to him that saysā
10:34am you: do it then
āthen shove your phone under the sheets and belt out the lyrics aaaall my life iāve been good, but now, ahhhh iām thinkinā what the hell!!! while kicking your feet and clutching your pillow.
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Gojo has no clue what divine entity has overcast their gratuitous spirit over him on this blessed Monday afternoon, but heāll thank them for it later once his balls are empty.Ā
Heās got you on your back, sprawled across the couch in the living room, the first fuck being a rushed one that you offered him with before he has to go pick Yuuji up from circle time at preschool, which wasnāt ideal, but heās delirious at the sight of you underneath him right now. Your little NYU shirt, a tighter one this time, bunched up over your bare breasts, otherwise entirely naked other than the flimsy panties dangling at your ankle, and the view of the tip of his cock looking hot and heavy against the velvet of your cunt, slowly pushing in, feeling the warmth of your walls squeeze around him paired with the sweet moan that leaves your lips, makes him fall forward with a bracing hand dug into the cushion by the side of your head because the sensation feels so fucking good he can hardly keep himself upright.
āFuck, youāre so tight,ā he grunts, pushing himself in further to try and bottom out but heās still got a couple inches he needs you to take, and so you curl your hips upwards towards the cieling to make more room for him, practically putting yourself into a mating press and soon enough heās balls deep, āyou on any birth control?ā
āUh-huh,ā you moan, eyes closed and head tipped back with one hand squeezing your own tit.
āI can cum inside then, yeah?ā he asks you, pushing your knees to your chest, slowly drawing his hips back and you squirm underneath him.
āLetās get there first, and then weāll discuss,ā you breathe out.
āIāve been there for the past ten minutes, baby. I could cum at any second with the way you look and feel,ā he informs you flatly, because it was just the truth and you had to know it, then he feels himself twitch inside, slowly working up to a languid rhythm, almost fearfully like your momās going to pop out somewhere around the corner with a camera crew ready like one of those retro TV shows just to humiliate him on national television for not keeping it in his pants like sheād told him to.Ā
āHarder,ā he hears you whisper, and he rolls his eyes shut to just focus on the feeling. The feeling of your nails grazing down the skin of his chest and his abs, tracing the scars heās collected over the years, and he feels you tightening around him. He leans down to kiss you, fucking you properly now with the squeak of the couch springs echoing across the room, your hums of moans seeping through his lips until heās fully taking them on with an open-mouthed kiss of sloppy tongue.Ā
The fact that it was wrong felt right to him, and he realizes in this moment heās lost all sense of control. He wasnāt just an adrenaline junkie that liked to rough up dudes, he was an adrenaline junkie that wanted to fuck you against all better judgement or moral compass. The way your tits were bouncing, the slap of skin on skin, his balls slapping against your ass while you wrap your legs around him tighter, all convincing him that any consequence made it worth it.
āGood,ā he groans the praise, pinning your hands above your head as he rams his hips against yours, your cute moans and squeals sounding like literal music to his ears and he feels heat spread all the way up his neck, āgoooood, keep squeezinā me like that, fuck.ā He slows down momentarily, just to take a moment and watch, really look and see the way his length disappears inside of your pretty self with every push forward, and then he works back up to a relentless pace that has you tipping your head back with a slack jaw and eyes closed tightly shut, sprained expression of pleasure spread across.
āOh, oh my god, Satoruāā you mewled and he felt dizzy from the sound of his name from your softly parted lips.
āFuck, Iām gonnaāā His hand finds itās way between your legs, calloused pads of his fingers brushing against your clit and you jolt underneath him, gasping as your hand shoots out to dig your nails into his bicep for purchase. āIām gonna cum, better tell me where you want it.ā
āIn me,ā you moan, ānowhere else.ā
He presses his mouth against your cheek in a lazy smile, āAtta girl,ā he drawls before pushing your ankles down as far as theyād go near your ears, folding you in half and then reigns all hell into your cunt. He should really care a bit more about your pleasure, but testing your flexibility like this with both his hands holding you down was doing sinful things to his brain, and besides, you had yourself covered with the messy circles you were rubbing over your clit. It was hot to see that too, your nimble pretty fingers so close to the place where he was pounding into you.Ā
āOh shit, shit, shitāā he grunts when starts to see blistering white in his vision, balls straining with a pleasure that was almost painful. The moment he finishes feels like hot flashes in his brain, a heat like the cum he begins to paint inside your walls in time with your release, thrusting over and over and over, each one more staggered as he lets off a long, drawn out groan that comes from deep within his chest with the feeling of you milking him dry and the sound of you enjoying every second of it. He canāt remember the last time he came this much or this hard and even after coming down from the high, he feels the remnant pulse of your orgasm around his now half-flaccid dick.
He leisurely pulls out, hearing you let out a soft whimper as he marvels at the sight of his cum slowly dripping out of you and down towards the couch, before he scoops it up with a couple fingers and pushes it back inside. You grip his wrist tightly, but you werenāt stopping it, that motion of him plunging it all back into you.
āWant a taste?ā he asks, casually.
āMhm,ā you nod, face looking flush.
He pulls his fingers out of you, coated with sex, then plugs your pussy with the fingers of his other hand because he kinda likes the idea of you walking around all day with him inside of you, so he doesnāt want it getting out. Heās then pushing his other fingers past your lips, pleased to find heās met with not even so much as a grazing of teeth, and he grins, ābet you take a dick in your mouth as good as you take it down here.ā
Your furrow your brows at him, the pout of your lips seen in the way they were puckered to lick his fingers off clean, and when you release the suction with a smack of your tongue and his fingers were wet from your saliva now, his eyes narrow with desire. You push his face away with the heel of your palm to his forehead. āFlattery wonāt make me suck your dick.ā
āAlright. So? How is it?ā he jerks his chin towards your face, pushing against your hand with his forehead until heās hovering over you again, ātaste good?ā
āItās cum, Satoru.ā
He shrugs. āBad?ā
āNo,ā you say, and you canāt make eye contact, āgood.ā You sigh. āHot. I donāt know. Salty, sweet. Iām the sweet. Youāre the salty. And this conversation is obscene.ā
He kisses you, capturing your lips softly, tongue darting out to taste whatās on yours. āI like it that way. Dirty. Nasty. Obscene, whatever.ā
Thereās the slam of a car door heard from the driveway, and the two of you instantly make eye contact with round eyes.
āSaāā you stutter, āSatoru.ā
He gets up off the couch in a panic, and heads to the window of the living room fully butt-ass naked, then peers through the blinds to seeā
Your mom was making it up towards the front door, rustling with her keys in her purse. And the last thing he sees before he turns around to face you is her pushing the keys through the lock.
āShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,ā he cusses, finding his boxers off of the floor, hopping on one foot with his cum & slick coated dick flapping around and slapping against his thighs unceremoniously as he tries to get one leg in through them and then the other. Youāre trembling as you hook your panties back into place, pull your shirt back down your torso, and even in his extremely panicked state, heās still sad he canāt freely stare at your tits anymore. Youāre rummaging for your skirt in a haste, looking everywhere for it, and he finds it underneath the coffee table before tossing it to you and then he side-to-side hops towards the coat closet while he pulls his sweatpants up over his ass, in time for you to quickly run and shut the door of the closet closed just before the front door of the house swings open.
The inside of the coat closet is dark, barely enough space in there for a six-foot-four two-hundred-and-twenty pound man, but itās better than being balls deep inside his bossās daughter on the couch when said boss just came home from work.
He hears conversation on the other side of the door, albeit muffled, and he presses his ear to it to hear better while he tucks his dick into his boxers from where it was hanging over the waistline.
āMom! Youā¦youāre home so early,ā he hears you squeak out.
āYes,ā your mom says, āThe rest of my meetings today are online, so I figured Iād come home when thereās less traffic.ā
Gojo feels you lean against the coat closet door.
āI see, I see, how was your day at work?ā you ask with a tremble in your voice.
āFine.ā And then nothing. The silence could mean that was all she had to say, since your mom wasnāt really a woman of many words, or it could be a silence that means sheās suspicious about something. āDarling, why is your skirt flipped up and tucked into your panties? Your whole butt is showing.ā
Through the wood of the door, he hears you softly gasp. āOh, um, I just went to pee. Mustāveāā¦mustāve got caught when I pulled it back up.āĀ
āI see,ā your mother says, and Gojo can hear her dropping her heels down near the shoe rack at the entrance. āYou know, I really donāt like those short skirts you wear often. Maybe itās just your generation, but I think it looks tacky and cheap.ā
āMom,ā you say, in as stern of a voice as you can manage without sounding embarrassed.
Your mother sighs. āIn any case, where is Satoru? I still would like him to go pick up Yuuji. I donāt have the patience to sit in preschool & daycare traffic right now.ā
āOh gosh, I donāt know,ā you chirp, and then he hears you let out a small oh no before you lean even more weight against the door, this time somewhere lower, and he realizes youāre pressing your ass against it. His eyes narrow with a small frown, and then he realizesā his cum must still be trickling down your thighs. You couldnāt put your panties on fast enough.Ā
Shit. Thatās hot. A little fucked up, but hot. He feels his dick harden against the fabric of his boxers, and he rests his forehead against the door, fringe stuck to his forehead with sweat as he slips his hands down his sweatpants and then gives his cock a firm squeeze. The thought of you discretely swiping his cum up your inner thigh and smearing it against your thin panties so your mom doesnāt catch sight of it dripping down your legs has him slowly working up to a rock-solid erection, and he almost lets out a broken grunt from the feeling.
āWhat?ā your mother says, āwhat do you mean you donāt know?ā
āIāve just been watching TV this whole time,ā you say, ālast time I saw himā¦he wasā¦um, in the backyard pulling weeds?ā
He lets out a small scoff through his nose at your cover-up. Cute. And not bad.Ā
Your mother sighs loudly, and he glances down at the strained veins on his dick as he tugs it through his hand, the tip rearing and appearing flushed and dripping with precum. God, you were just on the other side of this door. Less than a few inches away, and heād be inside of you.Ā
āIām going to take a shower. Go find him and tell him to pick up Yuuji soon. But before then, change into something less revealing,ā your mother says in a more or less detached tone, and he can hear the stomps of her footsteps up the stairs from above him in the coat closet.
The two of you wait at least a solid minute, and just when the coast is clear, he hears you turn the knob of the coat closet and slowly crack it open.
āOkay, I think sheās in the shower, I hear the water running,ā you whisper at him, āyou can go nowāā You glance down towards his groin, your jaw dropping. āWhatāā¦Satoru, why the fuck is your dick staring at me right now?!ā you whisper-hiss at him.
He pulls you into the coat closet, pushing your front against the door to where it clicks shut, and you gasp when his hands pin your wrists crossed behind your back and his dick presses into the plush of your ass.
āYou talkinā to your mom while your pussyās stuffed full of my cum was the single hottest thing thatās ever grazed my lizard brain,ā he tells you, flipping your skirt up and hooking your panties to the side, his index finger briefly brushing against your entrance to find it still leaking from the way your walls were pulsating from his words. And then he aligns his tip to your entrance. āNow keep quiet while I do this, ākay?ā
āOhāā you gasp, your cheek pressed against the door as you arch your back and push your ass out for him, āokayāā you say, barely vocalizing the first syllable before heās already stuffing himself inside of you with one solid glide of a push, making you yelp loudly and he has to instantly cup a hand over your mouth.
āShhhhhh,ā he hisses at you, immediately starting to pound you from behind, ātold you toā fuuuck,ā he catches sight of his length covered with a mix of your glassy arousal and his white cum, now starting to cream at the base of his cock, ājesus christāā he breathes out, squeezing the flesh of your ass harshly with his other hand and you let out another yelp, āI told you to fuckinā keep quiet.ā
āIāmāmff,ā you muffle against his palm, āIām trying but,ā your hips move back in time with his, āfeels good, feels too good,ā you mewl, and his hand desperately yanks up the fabric of your shirt so he can squeeze at your breast.
āYeah?ā he grunts, hypocritical for telling you to keep it down when he was slamming his hips against your ass with so much fervor he wouldnāt be surprised if the sound was reverberating across the entire house, āyou like it when I fuck you while your momās all clueless just up the stairs?ā His rhythm falters, feeling his release building, and his hand reaches in front of you to rub your clit, making you drop your head against the door with tightly closed eyes. āGetsā youāwet, doesnāt it?ā he torments you, his lips near your ear as he slams his hips against you harshly with every enunciated syllable.Ā
āMhm, mhm,ā you easily agree, or maybe thatās because itās all you can really articulate, and he angles his hips up so his balls slap more fervently against your clit, making you scream into his palm while he picks up the pace of the circles he draws on your clit and in one, two, threeā beats of his pounding heart, he feels you come undone around his cock, gushing wetness leaking out of you, he can feel the mess of fluids splattering on the skin of his thighs due to each of his heaving thrusts as he cusses out a fuuuuuuckkk before spilling his cum inside of you, a short-lived and thicker release this time that has you mewling from overstimulation, and in a few following thrusts, heās given you everything he had to give.
His eyes open, he wasnāt even aware he had shut them in the first place, and he glances down at where the two of you were joined. Rings of arousal coat the length of his half-pulled-out dick, and the second he retreats all of it, a bulging push of his cum seeps out of you, dripping and pooling all over the hardwood floors.
āHoly shit, I wish I could take a picture of this,ā he says, taking a step away to commit the sight to memory, your legs trembling and still slightly spread, ass pushed out and when you wiggle it a little, he lets out a huff of an exhale because he just canāt believe how sexy you are. Are all college girls like this? Heās never been to college, his old manās been trying to get him to go for years, but maybe this is what finally convinces him.
āNo pics,ā you breathe out once you catch your breath, standing up straight slowly, āthatās my one sex rule.ā
He takes a step closer to you, flipping your skirt back over your ass while you shimmy your shirt down to cover your chest. āThatās the only rule you have? Anything else goes?ā he asks.
You spin around to face him, his eyes briefly flitting down to the still exposed skin of your midriff. āI have a feeling Iād be making up more specific rules if it was with you.ā
He smiles, his hands grabbing your hips before pressing you up against the door again. āI also had a rule. It was to not fuck you. Wait, no, to not flirt with you. Which, technically, I didnāt do.ā
You blink your eyes at him. āYouāre kidding, right?ā
āWhat?ā he asks, genuinely confused, āI didnāt.ā
āHuhāā you scoff, āhow do you think we got into this situation in the first place?? You didnāt just say wanna fuck? You were insufferably flirty with me.ā
āNahhh nah nah nah nah, baby, thatās not flirting,ā he tells you, thumb running circles over your hips, āthatās, likeāā¦I donāt even fuckinā know how it worked on you to be honest, I was just being stupid.ā
āOh okay so Iām stupid.ā
āI never said you were stupid?ā
āWell you said you were being stupid so me falling for it must mean Iām stupid.ā
āPshhh. Youāre cute. Pulling weeds, by the way? Adorable.ā
Your hand slowly roams up the front of his shirt, the fabric bunching at your wrists until you uncovered up to his collar bone, and you stare at his skin. He tries to not let the way his heartās beating faster show through the heave of his chest.Ā
āWhy do you have all these scars, anyway?ā you whisper to him.Ā Ā Ā
āToo many girls tryna stab me,ā he tells you.
You roll your eyes. āSeriously.ā Your thumb traces the one you had left on him.Ā
āIāā He stops himself.
Does he tell you? Should he tell you? What, just because heās seen you naked and you took his dick like a queen heās supposed to open up to you about these things now? He doesnāt know. Maybe he could? Maybe you already suspect what he does at night. And if not, at the very least, Iām an underground boxer might make you think heās hot? At the very worst, youāll report him to the cops and heād get fired as your little brotherās babysitter then thrown into jail, but not before the busted cartel gets him first.
āMaybe Iāll tell you some other time,ā he says, his hand wrapping around your wrist and pulling it from his chest, āno hyper personal details until youāve had my dick in your mouth at least once or twice. Thatās my one rule.ā
You snort. āI couldāve guessed that rule from a mile away.ā
He hums. And then thereās the sound of steps creaking down the stairs above the two of you.
You both make eye contact, eyes widening, internally yelling at each other: how the fuck did we get into this situation twice?!
This time, Gojo opens the door and stumbles out of the closet, leaving you inside of it, just in time for your mom to come down the stairs.
āSatoru. I was looking for you,ā she says as she rounds the post. āHave you picked up Yuuji? He has to go for his swimming lessons soon.ā
āAh, nope, was just about to head out,ā he says, letting out a cough to diffuse tension, āsorry, I wasāā he points his thumb over his shoulder to behind him, āā¦pulling out some gnarly weeds.ā
She narrows her eyes at him. āI see. Well, thanks. If you want, I can add a gardening stipend to your paycheck. Let me know.ā And heās not sure how to respond because heās not sure if sheās joking.Ā
He heads out the door, the keys to your momās minivan in his palm as he throws them up into the air and catches them a couple times. And just before he gets inside the car, he turns on his heel to face the house and pulls his phone out of his pocket to type in a message for you.
3:22pm Gojo Satoru: Send over those me-specific sex rules soon
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[the end]
a/n. hope u enjoyed im shitting bricks posting this bc i haven't posted a oneshot smut since february but thanks so much for reading i appreciate u!! i got way too invested in the whole underground boxer thing šš but the fact i managed to keep everything under 12k is an accomplishment to me bc if u read my other fics you know iām a yapper LOL i have another kind of a similarly written smut oneshot n itās a lil angsty (totally different au tho) iāll probs post that one next but yea i really like, hmm, i really like exploring entire characters within a short amount of time i enjoy writing the obscure lore drops xd itās been kinda fun so far anywho much loveee hope to see u around! <3
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it's kind of a fun move to make my very very personal blog also the one I post my drawings on
ive purposefully done it to not create that kind of environment where it's just an account posting art, a one-dimensional abstract thing that's so detached that if I were to post something like 'teehee I tried to off myself so I'm opening comms to pay the bills' it'd be met with utmost surprise bc it'd break the illusion yknow?
but sometimes I do want some drawings to not have context. to be as impersonal as a vintage figure whose sculptor has never been fully known or a golden locket with the picture of someone who you don't know anything about
I want both, to be honest. it's always been a struggle of the need of external validation but also to not want to taint everything with myself
I want to draw a pet portrait for someone and not have it be judged with all the ramblings and half-jokes about how everything sucks every now and then.
I want to draw a guy being mechanically separated for no reason and not have it show up besides someone's pet portrait and having to explain to the average person I don't even know why I like gore so much besides rendering it is fun
it's all like a cycle of making it clear who is behind the art for context but also sometimes wanting everything to speak for itself and wanting a sort of pure reaction to it
and it culminates into that overly familiar feeling.. of wanting to be consistent. to have a feel, a look that you can maybe hope someone will identify as yours.. and the question is always the same - for what? why? why does it matter?
if anything the first thing I'd ever say to someone who remotely showed interest in art and wanted to know my side of it is that nothing matters and everything is subjective and that there will always be people who see too much meaning where there isn't and people who miss the point entirely. and that diversity is just as good as quality and not a binary switch that you have to pick for the rest of your life. and that often by trying to achieve perfection you just end up dumping what gave your art a personal touch because it wasn't absolutely on par with the version of you that you so desperately want people to identify you with or the vibe you want to give off or whatever else
it's kind of a problem that also has different connotations depending on the way wherever you post works, too
on devart and I think insta too favorites and likes are the easiest way to show a kind of support that happens to streamline everything into images on a page instead of actually taking in most detail, the title or description or lack thereof, maybe even a message or line or music lyric intended to aid in the perception.. that ends up getting completely ignored because it takes extra effort to do. and it gets exponentially worse the more people you follow
then, well.. tumblr. because of the way the posts are organized and at least show captions it has a bit of a leg up, but then the sideblog stuff comes up. posts 95% of the time only give traction to the account that posted it, so a sideblog where you reblog your art is pretty much just a gallery for the convenience of whoever follows them. if you post on that sideblog however, then that facilitates no one visiting your main and just looking at the drawings, leading to the art-artist detachment as it is also plenty of extra steps and effort
then, independently, the path you choose is hard to undo. choose to be unknown and be bound to the faƧade you have to keep and not break your persona, or put all bits of yourself out to the public and there will forever be an image/ background version of you that will contextualize everything you do
try to turn around and choose to hide and it will put people off and affect how some will look at your new stuff now that you're less of a social butterfly because of the instinct of curiosity and wanting to know what happened , choose to show yourself and now you're too real and people don't want to associate with you because of the things you express or how it hits different knowing x and y or just not caring about you enough to be bothered to keep up with your life with sporadic drawings inbetween
it's all ironically about your own self-image and knowing others who know you
oh and it just hit me the financial side of things too. but that's too much for me rn and it's sort of a bonus to my point anyways
idk man. I feel like I'm having a stroke while an influencer tries to explain branding to me
#the public vs hidden thing is also like trying to balance the evils#do you want to enable being made fun of by quirky neurotypicals and edgelords bc of ur 'archetype'#or do you want to enable everyone to put any meaning to your art including dogshit ones and treat it like a commodity#public enough to have your name or style used pejoratively to describe other people#or hidden enough to blend in and represent nothing and say nothing. just like a blank piece of paper#these two sort of types are everywhere and there just doesnt seem to be a grey area. its just.... awkward.#ah yes look at my painting and tell me what you think of it! dont take me into consideration at all though. pretend this came out of thin>#>air bc thats how i want it to be perceived. bc of course we all know thats a thing that can be controlled by sheer will right? lol#i want to draw whatever. i want to stop giving a shit. not care of what people think its all about. but i want to be seen as well. ..#and its frustrating bc i find it immeasurably valuable to find meaning in the mundane#to find the whimsy and care on someone's 'bad' stickman cat doodle even tough sketches dont mean barely anything to the artist#and then i get sad when someone below my skill level finds My sketches good despite me posting them as a 'look at how bad this looks lol'#just. being desperate for wanting everything to go your way#like a filmmaker who swears the theater is an integral part of their movie when in reality a guy watching at home cherishes it just as much#i think id turn inside out of disgust if i ever truly legitimally considered all the 'wrong' ways people can experience my art#compressed to hell or they just didnt bother to zoom in and didnt notice the brushstrokes and effects#which is totally normal and common and i myself do it! but my ego says nuh uh. go feel bad bc other ppl have agency lol#i can definitely pretend i dont care anymore and even try to believe it so much i unconsciously start assimilating it#but the Moment someone comments something that contradicts what i thought and wished was happening i just. break .#im truly trying to stave off negative thoughts and teaching myself that what others think of me doesnt define me#and one day im overhearing something i wasnt meant to know and its that someone thinks im a child#and ends up treating me like one. like im too stupid to do anything#and then i look back at my eyestrain/cartoonish stuff thats in fact considered childish by people who try to use age as>#a token of 'i dont enjoy X because X is for kids because/therefore im an AdulT! respect me!'#and i just have to face the reality that thats the image of me my art gives off by itself and what society chose it to symbolize as well#which it all leads to wanting so deeply a way to control how others view you because of how age gate-keeping for example is so stupid#and it bleeds into every other feeling and paranoia and self doubt#either you act cool and lie about who you are or let others label you what they see fit especially what they consider to be deserving of>#>ridicule#dextxt
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Do you have any Heidi headcanons ...
HIIII SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!! as an apology I have written approximately two hundred headcanons for her :3 Iāve never given her much thought before this, so thanks for the excuse to finally do that hehe !!
I donāt think Heidi has any desire to be a mom, regardless of what timeline. Sheās too busy girlbossing (and also sheās way better at being an aunt than a mother, itās more fun for her that way). This is my first headcanon bc itās a defining characteristic of her in my post-canon timeline LOL
She is a certified gamer girl. Just an absolute beast. She still speaks, yknow, Like Heidi, and this does earn her some nasty comments in games w voice chat (like COD). But then she slaughters everyone in 10 seconds flat so itās okay <3 if u havenāt seen @cunningweinerās markiplier!heidi art WHAT are u even doing
Sushi lover. I have zero evidence for this it just feels right
Iām a junior!Heidi truther but everybody is shocked when they find out. They canāt believe she isnāt a senior yet
SO eager to get her driverās license but objectively a bad driver. Sheās honestly too eager. Itās terrifying to be in the passenger seat while sheās at the wheel (stolen from @maslosstuff hehe)
A decent C- or B-grade student. I wouldnāt call her stupid but academia isnāt exactly her Thing. People skills OFF THE CHARTS, but when it comes to book smarts i might go so far as to call her ditzy
Hot take (maybe??) but I donāt think she has a ton of friends. Popular, yes! But in the sense the student body knows Heidi Weinerman by face and name. Like a small-time celebrityā¦ Honestly thereās a possibility that she throws herself so deep into the work of her show/her fame that she forgets to make time for relationships (platonic & romantic). Sheās only a teen! :(
She IS a lesbian I will not be considering other options at this time
Vocal stimmer 5everĀ š«¶Ā mostly singing under her breath, I think :) but also narrating to herself. Itās the vlogger effect :/
Has a secret Reddit account that she uses to blow off steam. Sheāll just go and argue w people on subjects she is extremely well-versed in. What Iām getting at here is that, though her temper is not quite as bad as Howardās, itās worse than Mortās for SURE. Sheās the middle ground
(stolen from The Trans Bro Code, one of my fave fics in this fandom) Regardless of how u perceive Howardgender, he and Heidi had sleepovers when they were younger. Theyād do each otherās hair and nails and makeup, and maybe even dress up, and gossip back and forth. They still do it as teens, but less as a tradition and more as a major form of sibling support. Some douche broke Heidiās heart? Howardās doing her nails w cute little designs on each finger. Howard got into a bad fight w their mom? Heidi is giving him a full glam face of makeup.
On the subject of her relationship w Howard (oh, you thought u could go a whole post of mine with just one Howard mention?) ā theyāre not friends, not by a long shot, BUT on some level they respect one another. I like to think Heidi admires Howardās ability to not care what ppl think of him. She will never admit this, of course, and she shudders at the thought of being associated w him in public. But, yk, fair is fair because Howard thinks sheās kind of a freak. He does, however, respect her commitment and crowd skills
Their gossip goes CRAZYYY like ofc they had fun conversations as kids, but as teens? They trade dirt abt Norrisvillians back and forth trying to see who has the craziest insider knowledge. Itās awesome and terrifying to witness
In any timeline where she is not the in-universe equivalent of Markiplier, she has a Masterās in Public Relations and probably owns her own PR firm
#rc9gn#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#heidi weinerman#rc9gn headcanons#rc9gn headcanon#rc9gn heidi#not putting this under a readmore sorryyy <3#ninj-originals#edit: EEYAAAAAAGH I FORGOT THE LINKS
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mm lrb (last reblog? is that a thing haha) and just its not the same but the assumption that im not doing anything with my life/time bc im not dating and not going "out" is rly stupid
my coworker didnt mean anything by it but his shock abt me not dating anyone and alao that bc im a homebody, im not doing much..... like no i make games, i draw, i craft, i write, my 3 journals take up plenty of time too.. also i go to downtown toronto somwtimes for stationary stuff LOL im tired from working but i got plenty of shit im doing
like currebtly:
ā¢ finished domino club game jam thus resting
ā¢ i have likr 25 linoprints where i gotta print layer 2 (winter holiday cards bc snailmail is great)
ā¢ im back to sorting my dolls for ebay and after that, i am finally going to organize my 3 display cases
ā¢ as always, 2 out of 3 planner/journals, take up at least 2-3 hrs a week as i write the daily pages from my phone notes
ā¢ i would like to go to the park more, i wish i had energy to walk and draw again but i just go to the playground swings for my mental health occationally now š
ā¢ i am reading so many danmei novels like one after another.. balancing my time between reading and doing other things is a careful balance
ā¢ winter holiday gifts are on my mind.. one has been ordered but many more to figure out..
idk like theres comics to read too and games to play, and books to read, and so much art supplies i shud fucking use one of these days.. need to get back into watercolours lol.....
my life isnt worse or more boring due to me not dating or staying home/close to home....
i've literally gone to place in toronto where u can be nude and see ppl getting it on and put on the "not interested" bracelet and fell in love with not giving a fuck abt my own nudity levels and falling in love with the heated pool...... holy shit is it nice to just wear swimsuit bottoms and a swim shirt without a bikini top lmao the fucking best (i have been nude but i also am a weirdo who does like the feel of clothes and like i cant live without socks when not in bed, and underwear is a helper in controlling my bladder feelings, and then i just love an oversized tshirt ok it feels good but also im chill to be tits out)
idk theres just something great abt knowing that sure i might be squemish to ever try sex and sure im aroace something, and i dont think im gotta end up actually dating anyone but fingers crossed i guess? but also yeah i masturbate, i've been nude in nudist place, i've sent nudes before tho not sexy chat lol i draw porn, i have a lot of distressed anime girl porn on my phone what of it, im an adult and im happy* living my life and frankly i dont see how dating would even work for me when i want to be reading bl half my waking hours... i just need to hang out with friends more
oh also coworker was like "ur 23, right?" and im just oh buddy haha
*i mean mild? depression but we ignore it bc we are only truly depressed when thinking bad thoughts or like the future or anything, ok fine i still feel like its fake but we cant ignore that i did try antidepresants and also did get close to vague suicide thoughts but like im fine, i got planners and stickers and weekly bubble tea ok
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Hello!!!
DNI: PROSHIPPERS, ANTI-ENDOS, PEDOS, MAGA BASTARDS, TERFS, AND ANTI-ALTER/NONHUMANS
The hosts (the main ppl talking and taking care of the others) are Jinx and Mike! Jinx's intro is before the cut and Mike's is right under it.
Our friend @maryland-officially (or one of the other 100 Maryland blogs lol) is very good at explaining systems and has a bunch of resources! (like this one for how endogenic systems form!) So if you have any questions, POLITELY ask them!
This blog is gonna be for everyone running around in my head! this post will update a lot lmao
@fnaf-answers has most of the fnaf dudes in the intro post
#mike, #william, #jeremyF, #vanessa, #Lizzy, Cassidy, #henry, #Charlie, #gregory (some have not talked yet, more of them on the fnaf blog)
@theposttaster has some non-fnaf dudes on the intro post there
#ash, #kai, #jeremy2, #sam, #violet (some have not talked yet, more of them on the post taster blog)
Others under the cut (Gravity Falls, Lolbit, Undertale AND Deltarune, The Owl House, and The Amazing Digital Circus)
Jinx (host w/Mike):
Me!
I lost count of how old I am when I hit 200
Shapeshifter.
Can be anything but it always has a shifting galaxy print! (mostly just a blob)
can be a frog (image 1)
or a dragon (image 2)
or a humanoid! (image 3)
Used to be friends with Bill but the bill in the system is not the same one.
Bill erased my memories of the Euclidian kids I adopted when I met him so we got into a bad fight.
Constantly tired as the host with Mike.
They/it #Jinx
Mike (Host w/Jinx)
I was one of the first (and am more connected with Jinx for some odd reason
I'm 56
I'm married to Jeremy Fitzgerald (from the FNaF blog)
Gregory is my son
I have a weird relationship with William
I take care of most of the kids while Jinx makes sure the Adults don't fight.
Zaerrug: An interdimensional Plague Doctor. Jinx's first friend after the argument with Bill. They/them.
#Zaerrug
Chara: Mischievous. NOT EVIL. They have neater hair than Frisk because they were taken care of by Toriel and were royalty. They/them #chara
Kris: Quiet. They are very deadpan when talking to or about anyone or anything other than their friends. Friends with Chara, Frisk, and Susie. Close with Spamton. They/them #kris
Cyn: Creepy... She Has the same voice. It is far too active and keeps trying to physically hurt us. She/it #cyn
Uzi: WON'T STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND SWEARING. She misses N. HATES CYN. Sarcastic. She/they #uzi
Kinger: A little kooky but bc most of our time is spent in the dark in our room, he has sense sometimes. He misses his wife, tails /ref. He/him. #kinger
Lolbit: Constantly laughing. Very comedic. think the fanmade ucn voicelines. They/them #lolbit
Frisk: Only knows the pacifist route. Friends with Chara and Kris. The soul is separate, like with Kris, but they didn't want it removed because it helped in their route. Genderfluid. Any pronouns #frisk
Azzy: Asriel. small child. Loves Chara so so so so much. He/him #Azzy
Flowey: Same as in the game. not asriel. We don't know where he came from. #Flowey
Sans: So tired he didn't add an intro. Jinx had to. Knows what you did. Has the coolest bro. Has a... complicated relationship with Gaster. He/him (tried to find art he liked of himself but OH GOD) #sans or #UTsans/#UT sans
Deltarune Sans is a different person. He doesn't know nearly as much but is in contact with UT Sans. #sans or #DRsans/#DR sans
Susie: Same as in the game mostly, just a bit less aggressive to most. Has a soft spot for Kris and Lancer. She/they #susie
Jevil: Same as in the game. CHAOS CHAOS! Hates spamton. they/it. #jevil
Spamton: Doesn't have a typing quirk. Acts pretty canon. Knows about snowgrave. Hates Jevil. Close with Kris. He/it #spamton
Hunter: Obsessed with Willow. Mostly the same as the show. He/him #hunter
Amity: LOVES COSPLAYERS and anyone who looks like her because it's so cool! Obsessed with Luz. considers Alador and Darius her parents. She/her #amity
Bill: Same as the show. Aroace (platonic billford but flirty). It/its #bill
Ford: MONSTERFUCKER. Ace (platonic billford but flirty) He/him #Ford
Stan: Exactly like he is in the show lmao. Dating fiddleford, Pansexual. He/him #Stan
Current Fiddleford: A little kooky, VERY VERY GAY, dating Stan, hates Bill, hated his marriage, He/him #Fiddleford
Past fiddleford: Simps so hard for stan (and Ford before that), is jealous of Bill, Ford just went missing, was working with stan to get him back but gave up. Closeted. He/him #fiddleford P
Pomni: Very panicky, has no idea what's going on, Imminently started touching my face when she appeared, She/her. dating Ragatha and sees Kinger as her father figure. She has a plushie from Ragatha (not pictured) #Pomni
Ragatha: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY (pansexual). dating pomni. Will kill a hoe for the ppl she cares about. Has been so aggressive sometimes that Jax better be grateful he can't die. Necklace is from ponmi. She/her #ragatha
Jax: Asshole. He/him (secretly liked kaufmo and the bracelets are from him) #jax
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Any art tips for aspiring artists?
practice!!! i know thatās what everyone says but thatās bc itās trueā¦ practice is the best way to get better (as is true for a lot of things). a lot of the time i end up improving without even realizing it which is crazy
other tips that can help with practicing:
- use references! ppl who say using references is cheating are lying to you. even experienced artists use references all the time. plus, the more you practice this way the easier it will be to draw without references later on :) (i used to have to use references for every single hand i drew but now most of the hands you see in my art were drawn without references). also sometimes i just like looking up references when i need pose ideas or whatever (though if you heavily reference another artistās work itās best to give credit, especially if the resemblance is noticeable. at the same time, pose theft and color theft are not real. that is not a thing. but iād still be careful with heavy referencing actual art vs things/pictures that were made to be used as references) you can also take pictures of yourself if you need a specific reference photo but canāt find one youāre looking for. iāve definitely done this with hand poses a few times
- look at/watch tutorials! whenever i see a tutorial on instagram that seems like it might be useful i save it for later š keep in mind that a lot of them are stylistic preferences but they can still help a lot if youāre unsure where to start
- tracing! controversial maybe but tracing can actually help a lot (it can help with practicing hand movements/improving muscle memory, proportion/anatomy study, and just overall figuring out how to draw things :)) DISCLAIMER: this should only be used for practicing purposes, not for sharing or posting. i do not condone tracing another personās work and then sharing it online as your own. that is a form of theft <3 (even if you do give credit, most artists do not like having their work traced. youād think that most people would know this butā¦)
- donāt be afraid to take inspiration from other artists! this isnāt really the same as referencing imo, especially if youāre only taking inspiration from a specific part of someoneās style. this is how iāve developed my style over the years! if i like how a certain artist draws noses, i might try that out! if i like how they draw hair, i might take some inspiration from that! same with shading and coloring processes:) this is a good place to start imo because even if you start by referencing these things they will eventually develop into your own unique style over time
- this one might be a bit obvious but: draw what you want! art is so much more fun when youāre actuallyā¦ you know.. enjoying it. if thereās a fandom/show/anything youāre interested in, draw things from that! iāve improved a lot because of various hyperfixations iāve had LMAO. also, draw because you enjoy it, rather than for the sole purpose of sharing it online and getting likes/comments/etc. if youāre just drawing as a hobby, have fun with the process and donāt worry too much about the result :) i like sharing my art because i want other people to enjoy it as much as i do!
- at the same time, donāt be afraid to step out of your comfort zone and try something new! (admittedly i have trouble doing this sometimes lolā¦) also, donāt be discouraged if your art looks ābad.ā everyone has to start somewhere, and without the bad art there will never be a chance for the good! iād also recommend not throwing away/deleting old art, because itās fun to look back and see how much youāve improved :) i personally really like doing redraws of older pieces as well
hmmm this was longer than i planned on it being but whatever!
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15, 21, 23, 24!!
THANK U ECHO this got so long oops.
15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time
hmmm not destiny-specific (i dont have any d2 specific gripes i dont think) & i mostly follow cool gay & trans ppl so this is much less of an issue than in the wider fandom (every so often some Main Fandom Art makes its way to me and i do a full double take) but like. i knowww they are almost all the same character model in-game but can we please get some characters who arent super skinny supermodels in here. please.
21. part of canon you think is overhyped
not to sound like an edgelord but. the traveler. if we can acknowledge that the Darkness isnt ontologically Evil, i think we can (PLEASE) acknowledge that the Light isnt inherently good. and im not talking about the superpowers we get, they've (narrative team) made it quite clear that individuals choose to do what they will with based on their own morals. but the traveler is, imo, positioned as a Morally Good Agent Of The Light far more than the witness is Of The Darkness, and i think we need to talk more about the traveler's agenda!!! again, this complexity isnt completely absent from the narrative, but it doesnt feel like those interpretations are... metatextually supported igss? like zavala's frustration with the traveler leaving feels more like a very christian (as someone who was not raised religious) test of faith that zavala (and the canonical YW) have Passed and will be Rewarded.
where's tevis my best friend tevis. we need more characters with that pov. god is real god resurrected you god gave you a second chance at life with no memories of your past and a guardian angel (a "chattering oversoul," to quote toland) to tell you where to go and who deserves to die and raise you every time you fail just to throw you back into the divine crusade. like. lets talk about that a little more!!!
23. ship you've unwillingly come around to
this is hard bc i am in general very willing to "yes-and" ANYTHING with a hint of chemistry or a fun dynamic. it may not compell me but if you can point out a narrative similarity btwn characters i will almost always be down. unless its one i hate ("hate" being a strong word. really its just the strongest possible apathy) bc i contain multiudes :thumbsup:.
i can't think of a pairing i started out disliking and then changed my mind about due to fandom unfortunately. the closest would be igss that i hate crow/amanda as its written in the text BUT my perhaps controversial opinion is i think transitioning could fix crow specifically the version of crow i have in my head who did not get uldren's memories back. SotL was so good for the overarching plot of d2 but so so so bad for the type of awoken-enjoyer i am & imo the like... thesis statement of what a guardian is lol!
so unfortunately i dont have an answer for this one (i dont think "i like the pretend version i made up in my head" counts as coming around on a ship lmfao), bc you can pair any two destiny women and ill be like yeah for sure! and i have curated my online space well enough that i rarely see any other kind of ship, and when i do its gay men (o14, uldren/jolyon, someone i follow is cooking something with saladin/drifter which is inspired. i love whatever is happening there) which is like cheering absently for a sports team idc about but support on principle.
24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse
mara. its always fucking mara. literally spent an hour and a half last night rehashing d1 mara-course in a server with someone who has not read any lore. which is fine! thats a fine way to engage with the game! its a valuable perspective! but use i-statements and accept that you are coming to the table with 10% of the facts about the character.
honorable mention goes to anything about redemption arcs (and savathun specifically)- most recently that fuuucking saint killing sav repeatedly lore tab. and if you (general) cant be assed to care about evil women (skill issue, but whatever), thats also backsliding YEARS on saints characterization and i dont even care about saint!!!
so really the answer is misogyny lmfao.
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Sorry for the ramble in your inbox incoming- I'm a really huge fan of your analysis type posts like the ones about Cathal and recently Flint ;A; So I hope its ok to maybe throw in my own 2 cents about Cogs/their society- (Sorry this gets rambly I thought about this last night and writing this like an hour after waking up lol)
I think what alot of people kind of (I wouldnt say ignore- more of:) don't really get is that I dont believe characters like Cathal or Flint have bad tendencies because they really want to in a way, (I kind of worded that poorly but point is) but because their society rewards and encourages that type of behavior. I think you said something kind of similar on Cathals post- But especially for Flint, whose a Bossbot (Who are literally the embodiment of a toxic workplace and elitism. I believe a old snippet from the TTO magazines says "They have no real skills of their own, just the ability to push down others and stay on top!" Or something to that nature.) he has to be demanding and imposing. There is no benefit to him in being kind. (Like looking at Misty for example) And don't get me wrong I don't believe that if Flint and Cathal were removed from Cog society they'd be better/objectively nicer (Like Flint not being condescending to Toons and Cathal not making people do things for him and being encouraged to try) But I do wonder how much of it is pressure, or how much of it is egged on and rewarded. Atleast in the aspects it relates to how they treat others.
(..And also I wonder what happens to Cogs that don't get jobs and are seen as ..not functioning. Since Graham was freaking the hell out in "Meeting Of Two Minds" over the possibility of not getting the job. I have a whole thing about this actually in my oc lore but thats another thing entirely I'll write about someday I swear)
Also I gasped when I saw the doodle of Graham in the MSI shirt finally a MSI listener Graham truther. I think he'd like the album "How I Learned To" and of course "You'll Rebel To Anything". I associate him mainly with the songs "Lights Out", "On It", and "You're No Fun Anymore" :p (This has been my favorite band since I was like 13 and now I get to spill all my opinions xD) I always imagined him doing the guitar backbend their bassist does! And my final hc is that Flint plays bass and Graham plays the main guitar. I think it fits them .. some people overlook bass when its actually pretty hard to learn from what I hear and vital to the song. (Like heres Feel Good Inc w/o the bass.. feels wrong x_x)
Anyways thanks for reading ;A; take care and happy new year!
RAHHHH EATING THIS UP YUM YUM YUM YES YES YOU GET IT
THe biggest issue with Cogs Inc is that it REWARDS and ENCOURAGES these poor behaviors, worsening these characters as people. ESPECIALLY cathal considering the position of power theyāre in. Iām sure it applies to a ton of other cogs too, but unfortunately I havenāt gotten to them yet bc Iām not as insane abt them . LMAO
And yeah since cogs are literally built for work, itās a wonder what happens to those who canāt find a job as easily as others. Hoping that gets built on since itās clear in MOTM that these cogs have to actually apply and go to interviews and probably face some trial and error to land a job, just like people IRL.
ALSO. THE BAND HCS. I love it and youāre SOOOO RIGHT about the backbend that is so grahamcore. And yes Iām pretty sure Flint does play bass, I think his creator mailman said smth abt that on their blog . AND IM SO GLAD YOU BROUGHT UP FEEL GOOD INC bc i did draw flint in a demon days shirt in that same animatic . And ive def drawn them in the same shirt a couple times in the past too . Iāve always imagined him to be a Gorillaz fan, maybe graham too
Anyway ty for these thoughts im eating them up and leaving no crumbs . I love when ppl come to ramble in my inbox bc discussing this stuff IS SO FUN and a good outlet for me esp when i might be having art burnout rn .
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this is said with no malice towards you i love your art!! i like you!!
also not capitalizing chuuya's name even tho i have better humor than this
this is going to be loooong but i never read a more stupid askā¦.
i donāt hate skk bcs i use my brain and see that theyāre actually good and a fun ship when someone isnāt ruining it. what i hate is most skkers being unfunny towards Dazai and the continuous mischaracterization of him just to make chuuya look better (mostly chuuya stans but also dumb Dazai stans are guilty of it)
and no Dazai isnāt the worst and chuuya doesnāt deserve better in fact i think yall canāt handle a person with mental illness and a fake persona he clearly put on people always demonize him so i think saying heās the worst and chuuya isnāt proves my point. they both EQUALLY did the same bad things Dazai isnāt more toxic than chuuya itās more like Dazai is the one whoās going back to a toxic ex (mind u chuuya was ready to hurt or maybe even kill some of the ada members people Dazai obviously cares for)
the skk hater? who loves chuuya and hate Dazai because they know chuuyaās character will never be as important or as impactful on bsd universe as Dazaiās noted.
if you love chuuya and hate Dazai your opinion about Dazai is immediately invalid like i think they just know no bsd character can be better written and more interesting than Dazai he's what keeping bsd good (and Fyodor i liked him in the last chapters even more)
imo if chuuya keeps appearing he'll just get boringš¤·āāļø because most of his storyline is over
Dazai on the other hand always entertaining and deep and thereās a reason heās involved in everything and never forget everything he did for chuuya stormbringer would be nothing without Dazai helping chuuya from the shadows and chuuya knows it but i guess people will still makes him the bad person in skk when heās the one trying to change and be better person
also Dazai is someone whoās storyline is still on going as well as we know almost nothing about his past or what actually goes on in his brain i can say three things about his backstory and thatās it.
sorry for rumbling i canāt take that level of stupidity
pls donāt block me im not evilā¦..
holy shit we got cross-ask beef. this is insane
i'm gonna lowercase Both their names because i think this is the reasonable next step. LOL. & i'll also ramble a bit to match ur freak!
i will strive to clarify that me agreeing that dz=worst chuuya deserves better was, as i specified, "on a generalized scale" āĀ on a very, very, VERY surface level this is a jokey way i've seen a lot of skkers talk about their relationship. more of an inside joke atp ig? idk. srry if that wasnt clear
but i do think it's valid to dislike a ship because you don't like one half of it. i totally get how dz's character can piss ppl off, esp if ure missing lns and mangas (which rimu wasn't, but they watched the anime first so the precedent was set). i found the first part of their thesis to be pretty funny actually, just (again) taking it at face-value.
it's also understandable that they try and dissect dz then miss the mark by a mile LOL. but again, can't be blamed if you hate the guy and thus don't read into him too much, which i think is a reasonable way to consume media... probably more reasonable than me. hence why i didn't respond with my own thesis paper. overall idk man it's not that deep, i've been having fun with rimu and i'd advise y'all to also be silly w/ ur Budgeted RPF Dead Author Yaoi, it'll make things a lot better
abt what you've said, i think dz and chuuya can't exist as true characters w/o each other, unless you fundamentally change their truth. a lot of their good & bad (& inbetween) sides are exposed through their relationship, which i believe is asgr's very interesting way of employing "show-don't-tell." i don't think chuuya's storyline is over, because dazai's isn't, and vice versa. this doesn't mean i don't think they have their own arcs, just that these arcs Must involve the other ā if dz's main conflict is good/bad + the mafia, chuuya is his biggest amiable tie to it, and if chuuya's conflict is his self + power, dz must be there for corruption. there's more to say there, but again i don't want to feed rimu's claims of us all being dormant essayists LOL
we got dz glazer and rimu, D1 dz hater. and cheese anon.
#casasks#rimu saga#am i instigating???? i cant tell#but this is really entertaining idk is that evil of me#bsd is fucked up cuz all these takes are lowkey valid and back-uppable#asgr the absolute mastermind that you are
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Do you block these people who spend their time complaining about TSOA, Patrochilles, Patroclus, Achilles, etc etc? Bc before I wouldn't block it unless it was a bot or really unbearable because I thought "ah unnecessary", but then I started blocking more people simply bc they frequently showed up bringing topics I didn't care about and my life on Tumblr became really great. But if you block it and it continues to appear, then idk... maybe your algorithm is simply more infernal than mine
Yeah same, I used to be really reluctant and didn't want to block anyone but honestly blocking and muting and blacklisting is the only way one can have a positive online experience imo and I suggest everyone do it! But unfortunately there are certain topics that are brought up again and again ad nauseum and Tumblr likes to throw those posts in my recommended and FYP pages for some reason, and as much as I block I can't catch everything lol! So like I often scroll in bed in the morning before getting up (bad habit lmao) and then I'll see some random post regurgitating the same tired discourse and it sucks, man! It blows!! It hurts my feelings lmao!!!! Like these are my blorbos you're talking about, be kind š Some are easier to ignore than others, and like I GET that a lot of people don't have the same understanding of tsoa and the iliad and patroclus and patrochilles etc etc that I do and thatās fine, everyone's entitled to their own opinion but like...... a lot of it is based on wrong information or complete misinterpretation of the canon or someone managing to read a passage or event in the shallowest way possible and idk WHY the algorithm decides I have to read these things every few days lmao. I just think it would be sooooo much simpler if we could all enjoy the things we enjoy and not shit on what others enjoy, there is enough room for everyone and no one has to be excluded! If you love warrior Pat for instance and aren't a fan of non warrior Pat, just engage with that and hype the works that show that or better yet create your own art/writing/whatever, without trying to take those that love non warrior Pat down a peg. It's literally so unnecessary and ruins everyone's time. Especially when we're talking about characters who have been around for millennia and there are bound to be hundreds if not thousands of different versions of them. From Homer to Shakespeare to Madeline Miller to Hades game, everyone created their own versions of those characters and they're all valid and no one's worse or lesser. It's simply a matter of preference (or if you're REALLY brave and wrinkly brained you love every single one of those versions and go feral thinking about them and never know a moment of true peace LMAO)
I donāt often talk about it here bc I don't like to spread negativity or start drama or rain on anyoneās parade, and ignoring those posts is the simplest thing in the world (just keep scrolling), but like there are certain topics that keep coming up over and over and over again and I WISH ppl would see beyond that, it's literally not that hard and I promise you'll be soooo much happier for it
#this ended up being such a long rant lol sorry#it's super late and i'm barely coherent but still wanted to get these thoughts out#it sucks to see miserable takes on your fave characters or stories but alas fandom's gonna fandom#and thereās not much we can do about that
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Do you have any shio within P2? TatsuJun is a given (and canon, fight me) and i know P2 isnt exactly a game where romance could bloom lol, but still, based on the character dynamics, are there pairings you like? Platonic stuff as well
YES. OMFGDFKJGHSKJ ok so yes yes yes i am obsessed w tat/sujun... they make me tear up all the timeee theyre so sweet and i love them
HERE ARE OTHER SHIPS THAT I LIKE,
anna x lisa (HEAR ME OUT. OKAY. ETERNAL PUNISHMENT UNIVERSE/THIS SIDE.) tldr lisa learns that anna is close friends w her crush tatsuya so shes like aha i should get close to her too!!!! but anna is just so caring and sweet towards lisa completely obliviously that shes like Wait a second. anyway i'll live and die by thsi because it's sooo cheesy adn cute and i have to draw them again I NEED MORE PPL TO UNDESRAND ME (also since my delusion is from this side before shit starts going down there IS room for romance. <- copium
eikichi x tatsuya: yeah. Yeah. dudes who r guys etc.
eikichi x hanakouji: obviously peak.... i REALLY loved the little developments of eikichi's character throughout p2 and the moment when he embraced hanakouji BUDSGHJDKAJGW do u want me to die. theyre so cute and SUPER CUTE IN EP
EP gang ships: i like all of them. bias towards ul/abao but i love all of them dearly. if i think abt it baofu is my fav out of the 4 so i think i fixate on him the most... i want him to be happy. (on that note have u read pulse.txt today. well u shld. mind the explicit warning tho ehe)
oomf on twt mentioned jun/eikichi too and i was vrey intrigued. adn i saw a lisa/eikichi art like yetserday and i was also very intrigued. im impartial towards tatsuya/lisa myself as well tho i like unrequited love so HEHHHE
not a romantic ship but also tatsuya/anna's friendship is SO important to me broooo akghsdkvg it acutally punches me in the gut how close she is with this side!tatsu and how she's in a much better place in EP bc she's not alone??!?!? and also i feel very strongly abt IS!anna being close with jun (through Joker) and EP!anna being close with tatsuya but not both in the same universe. idk but its so tragic :') as u can tell anna's my fav chara (besides tatsu) so i just uuwah ueeeueee IW ANT HER TO BE HAPPY SO BAD
im ok about anna/noriko!!! not crazy abt it but i think noriko's puppy crush is cute. as i said i love unrequited love trope so idk i like the idea of it remaining as just a crush btwn them
i think theres also def room for me to like ships w the p1 guys (yukino elly nanjo) BUT I NEED TO FINISH P1 FIRST SO I GET TJHE FULL GIST AUUFSGJDGHW but whenever i look at ao3 i see like nanjo/katsuya and im just so intrigued but i want to finish p1 so i get the full nanjo picture first...... soon..soon clenchfist
ANYWAY I THIJNK I COVERED EVERYTHIGN HERE BUT TTHIS IS JUST THINLY VEILED ANNA/LISA PROPAGANDA SORRY. COUGHS INTO SLEEVE
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i've been inactive but i just caught up on your page and wow! The patreon is def a good marketing idea lol. There will definitely be people who pay to read your works since desperate horny ppl with money buy anythingšthis whole "i don't have enough money" excuse is tickling me bc it seems like these ppl have more things to worry ab than begging for part 2sš.
but yeah it was a bit surprising bc even though writing is time-consuming and im not getting paid on here, that's not what I do for it for. I genuinely like expressing my creativity for the fun of it and over time it feels like a piece of art. its just fun idk.. it's kind of mind-boggling that you're complaining about not getting anything in return because what else would you get in return? All your supporters can do is like comment and re-blog, they can't do anything else bc it's just a social media platform lol. i'm a pretty big page but even if it were 20 people reading I would still enjoy pleasing those 20 ppl. If the hate or negativity ur referring to is getting that bad I personally would just turn off asks!
ur gonna do what you wanna do and you'll make money regardless so kudos to you! It's just that i don't think this writing field should be taken so seriously or have such an effect on you, and heeseung is a human being in real life, so it is kind of weird that you'd want financial gain from it since he can't consent to that. but hey I support everyone's hustle.
you have amazing stories on here so I took a sigh of thanks that you're not going to delete or deactivate. They get me through a lonely night girl.ššdef just delete the app if it ever gets too much for u!
Sigh
The wording of this is horrible
A lot of back handed compliments here but itās all over text so maybe Iām not reading it right so Iām not going to dive into it
As far as money goes people can do whatever they want with it if they have it they have it if they donāt they donāt Iām not going to get into peoples finances let alone call it an āexcuseā however I do agree their are more important matters than asking for a part 2
Key word YOU donāt do it for that reason me and you are two different people I donāt do it to make money either cause this blog was free to the whole public in the beginning so money was not on my mind when I made it
By you saying āi genuinely like expressing my creativity for funā implies that I donāt
Im sorry that your mind is boggled because when I said I donāt get something in return was not in regards to money itās a simple request for respect thats what Iām not getting here is basic respect and thats all Iāve been asking for for the past couple months
I get how social media works lol and the thing is I donāt need numbers or reblogs simply appreciate and respect my wishes and weāre gucci over here I donāt care if I had one reader as long as youāre appreciative of what I take time out of my day to do Iām cool with that
The negativity comes in more forms than just my ask box
Iām not taking it seriously and I donāt think anyone else is either clearly at the end of the day it is by no means affecting me in my personal life
Geez
This isnāt about āfinancial gainā itās an opportunity for me to try and find the people who actually care about what I do and weed out the ones who just mass consume content with zero feedback sure Iād be making a little money off it but it would never be enough to sustain anything in real life Iām not greedy for a few bucks
So basically with that logic if him not being able to consent to me writing stories about him and making said money from those stories people would have to stop making fanmade items as well cause heās not consenting to that either
Or is this different because thereās smut involved?
Either way itās neither here nor there
Again the financial gain part is not even what I aim to do like I said some money would be involved yes but Iām not out here asking for 200$ dollars
Donāt know if you looked far enough but Iāve stated multiple times that if anyone had questions about pricing and what content theyād like to see then shoot me a dm/ask Iām open to making this a place where my readers can be happy and I can get away from the negativity that has plagued this blog
Thank you for liking what I put out i appreciate itš©µ
Itāll never be a point where it gets too much because as I stated itās just annoying but other than that it doesnāt have an impact enough for me to delete my blog itās only an issue on tumblr
If I do ever delete itāll be because Iām done with writing
Thanks for the input I hope my response just gives a little more insight on what things are like from my pov
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hmmm 3, 5, 6, 11, 14, 20, 22, 26, 38, 40 for the fun questions meme <3
ooooooo ok theseāll b inchresting :3
3- 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?
th lotr trilogy (duh), I Saw the TV Glow, The Last Unicorn :3
5- what made you start your blog?
THIS blog? suicide bait on my old blog :3
tumblr in general? a friend showed it to me in high school n i made one n my life was irreversibly changed lmfao
6- whatās the best and worst part of being online/a creator?
ATTENTION. double edged sword. like ok i try not to let myself care abt attention and try to be rlly careful now abt who i interact with but at the same time it rlly is validating when things Get Attention. some of my favorite fics have little to no engagement :( n like yea its not healthy to create FOR engagement (fast track 2 burnout) but its also like very disheartening to put time n effort n passion into sth only for it to fizzle out in the void
but whatever. ill make weird art forever
11- what do you consider to be romance?
THIS IS SO FUNNY 2 GET bc soooo much recently has made me reevaluate like. how I perceive this lollllll
anyways short answer: idfk man!!!!!!! close friendships n romance r incredibly cloudy in my mind cuz ive got a bad case of dogbrain!!
long answer is i just donāt quantify that stuff the way neurotypical ppl do :3 ties into th autism + nonhumanity. i also think cis ppl being attracted to me is gross lol. ideal romance for me is bein held n tended to like a noble knight tends their sword. I feel love like a dog feels abt their human!!! dogbrained!!! romance is being a guard dog, being a Really Good Boy but just soooo disconnected from like. idk allosexual/neurotypical quantifiers of āromanceā for me lol
+ i donāt use th label rlly but im def somewhere on th ace spectrum lol like physical intimacy is only rlly āsafeā conceptually when its completely disconnected from th realm of possibility. like thirsting over celebrities or like th knight i have a crush on. + cis ppl desiring me is rlly like.. ew š donāt look @ me anymore man
14- whatās something youāve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?
UM. funnily enough im gonna do th Big Thing this summer :3 im going 2 th renaissance festival shirtless this year now tht im post op
sāgonna be scary showin off my scars but i rlly wanna go all out n celebrate finally havin top surgery. like im alive!! despite everything im alive n im happy ^_^ so cis people be damned, im gonna run around like a lil wolfguy for the first weekend!!!!!
20- favourite things about the night?
i love the moon :3
i also love how still n quiet things get
22- say 3 things about someone you love
ITS SO BRAVE!!!!!!!!! ITS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO PROUD OF IT FOR HOW MUCH WORK IT DOES TO BETTER OUR COMMUNITY N PROUD OF IT FOR PURSUING TRANSITION + CANT WAIT TO SHARE MORE TRANS JOY W/ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hiiiiiii Ly hehe!!)
26- fave colour and why?
when i was a kid my favorite colors were neon yellow n neon pink :3 they still kinda are but now i usually stick to like lime green or bright red paired w black. forest green + dark blue r gr8 too
38- fave song at the moment?
DONT ASK ME TO PICK JUST ONE???????
here r some Iāve had on loop lately: Far Away (Roadside Ghost), Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl (Broken Social Scene), Iām Already Gone (Baroness), Sex for Homework (MSI)
40- any bad habits?
oh yea i have dermatillomania lol
it doesnāt rlly bother me to talk abt bc i think āgrossā stuff like that deserves to be less stigmatizedā my shoulders n back are COVERRRRREED in little scars + scabs
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hey! idk how to really ask this... i was a big fan of st, my fav character was will since 2016 but, with everything that happened with noah and other cast members, every time i see his character or I think about the show, i feel bad and I don't enjoy the content how i used to before, and i don't know if im the only one feeling this way? its like, if i try to enjoy the show, im also kind of ignoring the whole problem, and i know its just media and by consuming it (like just being here on Tumblr) im not actually doing something bad, but that's how i feel. idk i just needed to tell someone, i have been out of the fandom since everything happened, but i really miss the joy this show and characters gave me :( maybe you or someone you know feels the same way? i just think i will watch the show from another platform and during the season i might not think about it and just enjoy the show itself, but who knows....
sorry for just venting, i just don't know if what I'm feeling is normal, feel free to ignore me if u don't wanna answer <3 hope u are having a great day, i hope i make sense lol
hi!!! well i personally dont feel that way, i dont agree with what noah has done, i have my own opinions abt him too, and i know a lot of people who feel the way you do
but for me, im a big film, music and art enjoyer and i separate the art from the artist. its easier for some people, but for me, i simply canāt completely ignore the art created by artists with passion just bc a few cast members are dumb as fuckā¦ if it was that way with EVERYTHING trust we wont ever be able to enjoy shit
i fell in love with the show, the story, the characters and their dynamics, that wont go away bc some actors wont stfu and do research on things
also at the end of the day, theyāre celebrities, if they dont gafā¦ then they dont gaf. and we cant make them care as much as we want to, everyone just has to redirect their energy to people who are actively worsening the situation like politicians or other ppl in bigger power
you cant make people who dont care, care
you have to form your own opinions based on your own reasoning, separated from the wave of the people on the internet who are fighting a moral war with eachother to inflate their ego, instead of directly helping the people affected
hope that helps even if its a little bitš
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"He knew he'd be out of the way, where he couldn't hurt anyone he cared about." this + "ooh Idk how Monkey King ever made anyone mad. he's just so cute & MMM." *squishy hugs self* MK is THE biggest Wukong apologist, but also he may be onto smth fr. like, he ain't wrong, but also ppl have Thoughts(tm) on him, & its not quite so clear cut, but its irrelevant to u personally bc u can love him & Wukong could rlly use someone who cares abt him sm, and we see it!! they r each other's most important person in the show rn that he even breaks out of possession for it. anyways. GREMLIN MONKEY SPOTTED love how he's just so. MONKEY. swinging upside down on the vines & eating bananas. also nice to see even Mackie can get thrown off his game lol, no fun huh? just say u got concerned. MK is flickering more than the faulty lightbulb at 7/11 "nice tail by the way. that's new." LMAO??? nice attempt at small talk. + the fact he was PREPARED for this. Funny how he always has to be all "uhhhh Six Eared Macaque is Yknow My Full Name" all awkwardly abt it. MK's face is so goofy, yeah what r we looking at WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO CODE MACKIE. "I put a lot of work into this." I can't- he's so sincere & proud abt it too??? "It's the choices you make that determine who you are." HMMM. Was it rlly or was that a trick statement bc there's option C. well, I guess that also determines smth. Also the fact Mackie is so CHILL abt this "yeah I know this latest discovery has thrown you for a loop, between Azure & the LBD trying to get inside your head" SIR??? How do you KNOW??? I say, when we literally see this exact scenario play out in Shadow Play. MK rising in his new Monkey Form the same way. Mackie's been camping out here on FFM all season and what, listening to gossip from afar to know what Azure's been doing??? "You know what, just play the game and that'll teach you everything you need to know." its the WAY he says it here. Local Monkey Bad At Being A Mentor And Talking Feelings: Makes Silly Anime Art Game To Teach Instead. what a goof. also looking extraordinarily fluffy in the ep here. im crying at him finding Wukong's game & trying to make his own with a poor audio microphone. so that's what he'd been up to off screen, why did you think you'd ever need one of these? oh yeah, you're bad at feelings & explaining things.
Mackie being prepared for something being up with MK means he might have heard a whisper of something from the future or he and Wukong had a talk at some point. I'm mostly betting on the former. tbh. I don't think he knew the full extent, but he knew something was going to happen so he had to Be Prepared.
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rambling about writing (yeah again
i want to like... annotate the entire fic i wrote for some reason This feels incredibly full of myself but hey
well... i'll probably find it interesting in 5 years lol I'm glad I've only ever deleted one fic... even if rereading some of my old shit makes me die of cringe it's useful to have My memories are bad so this is proof of who i was then (?)... well. my whole account is that. i can also die of cringe to my old tweets yay
so i doubt anyone else will read it but i'll post about it when i'm done anyway
Caring less about the attention the things you post get... i hate how ppl talk about this like it's just social media disease If art is a form of communication then wouldn't you be sad that no one's listening to you talk
just thinking abstractly... i saw some post and it annoyed me (the usual) i think that fic got through to some people so im happy. but also it makes me diseased continuously bc when i see people mention they like knw im like oh yea? have u read my fic. I'm ...not doing this.
on a kind of related note im glad this zine apparently sends decisions out in a week i would probably blow up if i had to wait longer. however it shakes up lol (nervous
for now i think i need to literally ban myself from writing for a couple weeks so i become normal again (tweyen voice I've never been normal) i still have 1000 ideas tho... and uh. really i should probably work on my chapter fic.......
whatever. it's time for umineko.
...maybe i should make more of a habit of blogging... whatever that means... need to organize my thoughts
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