#bc they’re everything

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[inkbybambi]

chemistry teacher soap catches gym teacher simon fucking you in the bathroom during a school dance, tattooed hand over your mouth to muffle the pretty noises you make. he doesn’t think either of you notice, until those dark eyes turn on him, a slight tilt to his head in invitation.

soap decides he has a better way of keeping you quiet, stuffing his cock down your throat, enjoying the way you choke on it and the way simon tugs him forward to lick into his mouth, a hum of approval low in his throat.

[cosmosnout]

The most doomed siblings ever

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms

ANYWAYS

A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.

The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.

“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.

“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”

Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…

The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”

The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”

The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”

“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”

The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.

Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.

One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.

This… might require some phone calls.

[dryya-doesnt]

I SWEAR I STILL DRAW ITS FINALS WEEK…some timebomb doodles

[sexymoonmansslut]

my lovelies <3

i’ll never get over them tbh

[luuxxart]

i’m not saying there’s pepsi in miyu’s eggnog recipe. but like. i’m not not saying it

[fuumiku]

ACNH AU but it’s just Chil as Tom Nook giving out lax loans to people in need with his half-foot guild, and his close friend Isabelle Marcille helping out and hanging around. Been playing ACNH and came to the realization that Tom Nook & Isabelle give Chil & Marcille energy, and immediately had to draw it…

Man wanted to retire early but still hasn’t stopped. What I want for post-canon Chilchuck is just for him to have Tom Nook energy fr fr

[d1sapp01ntm3nt]

first piece of public Outsiders fanart and of course it’s furry yaoi.

yes this was the mystery ship I made a post abt.

(Traditional ver below)

(Silly captions in alt text)

[pyr0frnzy]

“I’ll do whatever you can’t do, and you do whatever I can’t do!!!” -🚬🏴‍☠️

close-ups + ver without the filter:

[kokoasci]

some concept stuff (nova worldbuilding)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right

[haloabove]

Im such a sucker for Clark “heals in the sun” Kent and Bruce “burns in a storm” Wayne.

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[la-lune-chante]

just watched the x-men movies for the first time because, like all of you, hugh jackman has taken over my mind, soul, and body

and i can’t stop thinking about pretty privilege

about how logan has had loads more trauma than wade, knifes in his hands on top of his mutation, and his personality is- um- less than welcoming

and yet he’s always finding people to surround himself with or ladies to smooch or whatever

but wade, despite being silly and extroverted, gets constant stares in public, constant remarks from other characters, and his roommate is blind so she can’t see his scars. he wears a mask and suit that covers his entire body. he even ghosts vanessa and staples hugh jackman’s face to his face so she won’t see his scars.

he’s scared that the woman that loves him will find him horribly disgusting and leave him just because of his scars

wade is arguably more likable (in terms of being personable, not who’s the more popular character), if not a bit more annoying, than logan and yet he’s always the butt of the joke whereas logan is the wolverine who’s this awesome badass hero

to be fair wolverine is supposed to be a hero starring in action movies and wade’s movies are comedies but i still find it interesting how scarred up wade is the funny character and conventionally attractive babygirl logan howlett is the action hero

and even in x-men origins, the action movie with conventionally attractive ryan reynolds, deadpool is all pale and weird and lacking a mouth

in conclusion, justice for wade and his beautiful funky lookin scars

anyway this is just my late night rambles pls ignore this :P

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8.15.2024 — 6:47pm -> 8:17pm