#bc she loves klinger

[martianbugsbunny]

part of me wants to try to introduce my mom to the shipping side of MASH bc I think it would be fun

but on the other hand she 1) hates Trapper John and 2) loves BJ for being a wifeguy and I'm not sure if I can communicate The Themes in a way that will convert her

I think I might have a real shot with Klingershipping tho

[paris-geller-was-straightwashed]

M*A*S*H 4077 & DND

guess who started their m*a*s*h rewatch around the same time they've gotten into d&d and now cannot stop thinking about the utter chaos and hyjinks of The Gang trying to play a campaign. it starts with none of them really super into fantasy roleplay, but they're all So Fucking Bored they might as well play to have something to do.

it started off imaging just what role they'd each play, but now I couldn't stop myself from imaging each person's race, class, AND, just for fun, the dice they'd use!

hawkeye: isn't that bothered about races, probably either an elf or just a human. class is paladin, relating the paladin's 'call for good' something like the oath doctors take to always help and heal patients, no matter what (and, let's be honest, probably feeds into his egotistical nature at being a naturally skilled surgeon, as if he was 'called'). cannot be Asked to care about ability scores (only to deeply regret it when he's nearly off'd the first battle) except for pouring most of his points into charisma. mostly likely of the party to Fuck his way out of a confrontation (no matter the other's gender #bihawkrights). spends most of the campaign messing around and forgetting what his spells are, but when the party hits a serious battle, is the first to throw himself in and use any spells to help his friends before himself. originally wasn't that interested in the game, but overtime becomes one of the ones who gets really into it, screaming across the board at ppl's bad roles and cheering & trying to pick ppl up in glee when they win. dice of choice:

(just the most wack-ass coloured dice I could find, metaphor for the inside of his brain (also this way he can tell if anyone tries to conceal any as theirs)).

radar: while interested in the fantasy stuff (being a comic reader), was a little intimidated with all the math & rules involved until hawkeye and bj convince him. part of me thinks he could be a halfling or dwarf, but then I think he might enjoy being a humanoid creature like a minotaur (farm boy) or a satyr bc of his love of animals. class is bard, where he carries/plays the drum. enjoys and gets really into the story, but is always flummoxed when it comes to the battles, asking what everyone else thinks his character should do (only for everyone to yell back several different answers). always needs a couple of seconds of mental math to add his modifier to dice rolls (me too radar) but when the party comes across a riddle or puzzle, is usually the first to figure it out. keeps trying to pick up small creatures to put them in his sack. is not allowed to talk while people make their roles bc of too many times where he's predicted the number before they can read the dice (the moment of hawkeye's saving role during a Big Bad battle was kind of ruined when radar elatedly jumped up at the nat20 before the dice even left hawk's hand). dice of choice:

(cute little puppers!)

margaret: at first is staunchly against it, calling it childs' play, but eventually is worn down by hawk & bj and is also so bored, she gives in. thought she might be an elf, but in the end chooses genasi, picking fire power. chooses the fighter class, leaving hawkeye to make a remark that gets a dice thrown at his head. doesn't really get super into the meta of the game or the story (often tells the dm to get on with it and cut to the action) but does love to play, where it overtime becomes a good outlet for anger ('the demon tries to approach you, margaret what do you-' 'I SLICE OFF HIS KNEECAPS WITH MY BATTLEAXE!'). is a good player until the roles don't go her way ('you only rolled a 10, so your attack doesn't hit-' 'SCREW YOU! KLINGER GIVE ME YOUR 18 ROLE!'). is pretending like she isn't having fun but everyone can see through her. dice of choice:

(these seemed the most like margaret, elegant but not too girly).

henry: is also peer-pressured into joining. picks barbarian class so he doesn't have to think about spells. tries to pick human bc all the other races were 'too complicated' but got told due to his class, he has to pick a more built character like an orc, so an orc he ends up being. but he's bad at it, often either trying to escape a battle or by being a peacemaker, trying to persuade the monster out of battle but with such a low charisma score, it usually ends up with him getting clonked over the head and margaret jumping in before he's killed. keeps trying to give his gold to poor peasants they meet along the way. doesn't understand any of the mechanics. rolls so many nat1's that nobody will switch dice with him anymore, thinking his are cursed. the game is often more stressful for him then not, but he enjoys the time with his friends. dice of choice:

(I dunno, for some reason when I think of henry I think of a dark orange/amber).

potter: prolongs joining, thinking he's too old for it, but is also peer-pressured and eventually caves, thinking it'll be good for morale. chooses dwarf and for his class to be an old wizard. doesn't understand half the rules, spends most of the time muttering under his breath as he goes over the manual, radar (un)helpfully leaning in beside him to explain. but once he gets the hang of it is a good team member; is the only other person besides margaret to take the hints and puzzles seriously and without him (+her) the party would probably be making circles lost in some boundless woods somewhere. cheers his teammates on when they make a high roll or powerful move and only occasionally has outbursts ('well colonial sir, you need a 16 or higher to cast-' 'MULE FRITTERS! I said cast magic missile and that's an order!!!"). dice of choice:

(same thing - when I think of potter, I think a dark blue).

charles: the last of the group to get into it. completely refused and repeated that 'he was far too smart for that kids' stuff' and everyone was wasting their time. but when someone had to dip out of the campaign last minute to deal with a medical thing, charles was brought in as filler with the promise of a day's R&R. at first I thought high elf, but switched to dragonborne, of the noble variety of course. chooses sorcerer (blessed with some innate magic, as his ego prefers). constantly complains about the needless complexity of the rules and why bother having ability scores when it's the modifier that counts???? is always arguing with the dm on his rolls. uses up half of his turns to use mage hand to steal hawkeye's things or cast ray of sickness on him when he's being annoying - but, when it comes down to it, is one of the more strategic players and has gotten them out of many sticky situations. like margaret, is pretending he isn't having fun, but isn't immune to jumping up with the others over a saving nat20 role, at one time even excitedly picking up a confused radar. in the end, swallows his pride to shyly ask if he can join the party finally ('you know, it'll, uh..it will give me something to do during those boring intervals, and clearly this group needs all the brains it can get..' '..charles, you wanna come play with us?' 'well, if I must..'). dice of choice:

(the snootiest of dice, a pure gold colour).

mulcahy: also initially intimidated by the mechanics, but is happy to play a game with his friends. a possible half-elf or maybe a wise owlin. cleric, obviously. gets invested in the storyline, often applauding the dm's story or asking 'what happens next???" only to be told to wait till the next meet. one of the few who has actual healing spells and probably the only reason everyone didn't die in their first battle. a nerd who enjoys solving the puzzles. actually gets into the lore and one time had a deep, 2 hr conversation with radar & hawkeye about the disenfranchisement of some of the races and the hierarchy of the class/rule structure within the fantasy realm, and how it relates to theirs. the next day, radar came to his tent to show him a little sketch he did of his character in cleric robes, shrugging it off, but mulcahy loved it so much he pinned it up on his tent walls. dice of choice:

(inspired by one of my favourite mulcahy lines, when he's talking about missing holding services in real churches - 'I am rather fond of stained glass', which I always think of whenever I see stained windows. tried to pick the ones that emulated the colours best (also would've liked maybe a light, forest green colour; it just feels mulcahy-esque to me).

klinger: one of the first to join bc what else what he gunna do but sit in his tent, sewing up pantyhose? rogue class, of course, relating to the 'urchin' background. changeling race, so that way with his class he can hide at any moment, and also, as he says, 'can perfectly match his outfit no matter what he looks like!' tries to follow the storyline but doesn't have the attention span for it, half the time guessing the wrong answer to any clue or puzzle (will come and poke the dm awake in the middle of the night with his patrol gun, claiming to have figured it out). second after hawkeye to try and Fuck his way out of a situation. cannot do math to save his life, making margaret often rip his dice away from him to add it herself. will gang up with hawkeye to use his pickpocket skill on charles. resourceful enough to have tricked the villains multiple times and gotten away with it but will also roll to try and kick the villain in the nuts to see what happens. dice of choice:

(these just screamed klinger to me; I like the dark, 'masculine' colour contrasted with with the colourful flowers).

bj: thought I missed him? well, I saved the best for last bc bj...is the dm! ha ha! no one really in particular stood out, but after thinking on it, he seems like the best fit. first, I was thinking of the episode 'the kids' where he gets really into the story he's telling, full of voices and sound affects and all. and secondly, our kindly mustacheo'd doctor loves Mind Games and pranks - what better way then stringing his friends along into one big, zigzag puzzle? bj loves nothing more then having his friends on the edge of their seats, only to pull out a bad guy the group thought they got rid of months ago, glee in his eyes watching them combust into screaming and table flipping. getting a thrill during off hours, hearing hawkeye & charles hastily whisper across bunks to each other on the campaign thinking he can't hear them, or getting shaken awake by margaret in the middle of the night, demanding answers. he spends hours planning out the campaigns in the tent (and finding new places to hide his papers from hawkeye), sometimes writing peg about it and occasionally - if the timing of the mail is right - using her suggestions she writes back. but mostly, bj just loves watching his friends have a good time - cheering each other on and hollering with each battle won, feeling proud of them for everything accomplished (when he doesn't have to babysit hawkeye & charles from casting spells on each other, trying to answer radar's 49th question on how rolls work, or keep margaret from solo fighting the demon fifteen levels above her). dice of choice:

(idk, these just feel 'bj hunnicutt' to me).

other camp members: - frank: was only let in Once after margaret begged hawk & bj, saying it was only fair. initially picked human bc 'they're clearly the purest and most civilized race!!' (causing eyerolls), quit thirty minutes in after being told he couldn't be a fighter 'cause they already had margaret and that he couldn't just 'set all his abilities to 20', calling them all nerds and angrily throwing a d20, only for it to bounce back on the tent beam and hit him in the eye. - some of the nurses have occasionally filled in, but otherwise don't play outside of margaret (most of their time was filled up with hawkeye using his character to flirt with theirs). one time nurse kellye filled in; she played a cute little halfling druid, and her and radar teamed up to help rescue all the forest animals, much to the groups chagrin. - zale & igor: permanently banned. both tried to eat the dice on a dare.

campaigns are held twice a month in the swamp, with drinks and stale pretzels to go around. use to sometimes go all night but after one too many nights of clambering arguments over each other's rolls, the whole camp banded together to force a curfew. while the game only exists within the swamp's quarters, they'll once and a while jokingly call each other by their character's names (and if you're margaret, one time accidentally using it to call hawkeye to surgery, which he now never lets her live down). during the last campaign of the story, radar pulls out another drawing he did - this time of everyone's characters, standing valiantly over the dragon they slayed. it now has a place of honour hung in the swamp.

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I’m doing a MASH rewatch because I’m mentally well, and I am a Hawcahy lover like all good red blooded Americans, but I was curious if you had any thoughts or opinions on Klinger / Mulcahy? Even from Klinger’s second appearance with the grenade scene I found myself watching for their shared scenes, though it’s clearly significantly less popular if AO3 tags are to be believed.

You can also use this to discuss the various Hawkeye ships (of which there are rightfully many) and any other MASH pairings you enjoy or maybe don’t partake in! I’m always here for more MASH content

they are VERY GOOD AND I LIKE THEM. klinger is a LOT of fun and there's definitely some kind of weird circuitous Recognition Through The Other i get with him as a butch lesbian. my whole life i've always felt like i'm some ugly bony man in drag whenever i dress girly so i feel really vaildated seeing how klinger fucking slayyyyyys in whatever he wears and has a blast wearing it. so naturally anything that makes klinger happy makes me happy!!! 🫡

i think i said it before a loonnnng time ago though but i'm just not really much of a multishipper! never have been... idk what it is but once a ship takes root in my brain i don't really multiship any of the people in it. there are very few exceptions to this. i have NO idea why i'm like this but i'm just Very Particular.

and hawkahy just fucking SEIZED me somehow so it got first dibs. my first exposure to mash was catching some season 7 episodes on retro tv, so when i happened to see hawkeye freaking out in a cave and mulcahy volunteering to be helicopter ballast back-to-back, i latched onto mulcahy first like "omg look at that little guy he's trying so hard" and then secondarily looked at hawkeye like "omg it's a womanizing sleazeball with a heart of gold i love those exact guys!!" and my go-to method of shipping is My Favorite x My Second Favorite, sooo that's how the cookie crumbled... :P

also basically as soon as i told my mom i was watching mash she was like “we need to watch the movie!!” and i was weirdly compelled by hawkeye and mulcahy teaming up to save painless??? mulcahy gets shoved out of the frame by the others when he's introduced but seeks out hawkeye later like hey you're the only one i trust to help me... and then it colored how i watched the show afterwards. i was like hang on. really interesting to see where these freaks can find a common ground between them in their respective approaches to pacifism and sacrifice. also my mom ships them. lulz

i also think traphawk and beejhawk are fun too BUT as a lesbian who does a lot of weird gay shit with her 2 straight roommates (one of whom has a bf) because THEY started it, i also find it VERY funny to just interpret hawkeye and trapper/bj with that angle of out-and-proud queer doing weird gay shit with his arguably straight (or latently bicurious) roommates as a form of entertainment/bonding/hazing. bc it's like [leonardo dicaprio pointing.jpeg] like we call each other pookie and slap each other on the ass so whatever hawkeye is doing to those men is just Normal to me

[thelatecaptainpierce]

I love your fanvids, so 15 but maybe for your top 5 fave characters instead of just one?

Ah thank you! <3

15. Pick a theme song for one of the characters. Why do you think that song suits them?

For Hawkeye I just have to pick something by Springsteen. I've said before that Born in the USA would be his favourite album and I stand by that, and if I had to narrow it down to a song it'd be Dancing in the Dark. But since I've already made a vid to that song, it feels like cheating, so allow me to overcompensate with reasoning for some other tracks: Cover Me for desiring shelter from a turbulent world and taking comfort/protection from a lover, No Surrender and Bobby Jean for the way they walk the line between male/male friendship and romance, I'm On Fire for horny reasons, aaaand of course the title track because I don't think Hawkeye would like the Vietnam war very much.

Hmmmm is Landslide a really cliche option for Margaret? I think it fits her changing attitudes over the course of the show after initially building her identity around the rigidity of the army (and often her relationships too, most obviously with Frank) and the lines about growing older remind me a lot of her line 'I feel as old as I’m ever going to get, older than I ever intended to be'.

I'm cheating for Klinger since this wasn't my idea but I couldn't possibly come up with a better song than Draft Dodger Rag, this fanvid made me lose my shit the first time I saw it.

Ok the Trapper one is really specific but I think a lot about post-war Trapper adjusting to being at home (while also missing Hawkeye bc I'm biased) in relation to the line ‘I got some colour back, she thinks so too, I laugh like me again, she laughs like you’ from Hozier’s Almost (Sweet Music).  I could make the whole song fit if I really wanted to, like maybe Trapper bonds with his wife by going out dancing but that was also something they all did back in Korea to create a sense of normalcy, including moments specific to Hawkeye and Trapper (hello Yankee Doodle Doctor dancing scene) but tbh it’s mostly that one line I highlighted.

Those are my top 4 characters and I don't have an easy 5th so I think I'm gonna stop there because this response is fucking huge to begin with, thank you for making it to the end :')

[genderqueerswagfight]

Who is in the bracket. I need to project on to my blorbos.

here's a list of everyone who will be in the bracket, NOT in order because i lost my bracket and have to remake it, but these are all the players im putting out on the field

Klavier Gavin (Ace Attorney)

Tachibana Hinata (Fabiniku)

Loid Forger/Twilight (Spy x Family)

Juno Steel (The Penumbra Podcast)

Iruma (Mairimashita! Iruma-kun)

Kashima Yuu (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki Kun)

Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters TV 2016)

Viola/Cesario (Twelfth Night)

Rem (Death Note)

 Double Trouble (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

 Garnet (Steven Universe)

Godot (Ace Attorney)

 Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard)

 Fiona (Shrek)

 Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug)

 Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle)

 Fujimoto (Ponyo)

 Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)

 Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archive)

 Francois (Dr. Stone)

 Kirby (Nintendo)

 Nanamine Sakura (Toilet Bound Hanako Kun)

 Luna (Vanitas no Carte)

 Kenjaku (Jujutsu Kaisen)

 Jessie and James (Pokemon)

 Loki (Norse Mythology)

 Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

 Neo Metal Sonic (Sonic)

 Khensu (Cleopatra in Space)

 Vinnie Dakota (Milo Murphy's Law)

 Avery (Pokemon Shield)

 Mikitaka (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

 Bugs Bunny (Warner Bros)

 Maxwell Klinger (M*A*S*H)

 Whisper (Yokai Watch)

 Batsubami Rei (Kakegurui)

 Yuka Ayukawa (Blue Period)

 Stacey (Kikai Sentai Zenkaiger)

 Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekai)

 Deidara (Naruto)

 Scarecrow (The Wizard of Oz)

 Chris (Thomas Was Alone)

 Testament (Guilty Gear)

 Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)

 Kuranosuke Koibuchi (Princess Jellyfish)

 Link (Legend of Zelda)

 Yoo Joonghyuk (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint)

 Aoi Kureha (Paradox Live)

 Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

 Phosphophyllite (Houseki no Kuni)

 Kyza (Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn)

 Idia Shroud (Twisted Wonderland)

 Lake (Infinity Train)

 Winston Bishop (New Girl)

 Mr. Finch (Person of Interest)

 Nightshade (Transformers: Earthspark)

 Callum (Subway Surfers)

 Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)

 Haruka Tenou (Sailor Moon)

 HiMERU (Ensemble Stars)

Wataru Hibiki (Ensemble Stars)

 The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)

 Kris, Frisk, and Chara (Undertale/Deltarune)

Teruki Hanazawa (Mob Psycho 100)

again these are NOT IN ORDER! the actual bracket should be out ugh. whenever i have time to remake it. if u have any complaints abt any of the characters pls tell me bc i probably wont do anything about it but i love drama

[caffiene-fueled-fuckery]

Did I ever post my MASH OC?

I feel like I probably didn't... Maybe I did. I don't remember. She might've been below the cut in another post. But since she will likely be in many of my kinktober fics and potentially whumptober too, I figured that I should probably introduce her here!

I'll give basic info here and for anyone who is interested, the more detailed stuff below the cut :)

Della Woods

Nicknames: Dell

Age: 29 (at the beginning of her time at MASH)

Birthdate: March 12, 1922

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Straight

Height: 5’6”

Blood Type: AB-

Medical Conditions: Secondary dysmenorrhea (her cramps get so bad that she’s doubled over, dizzy, nauseous… the first time anyone sees her that way they’re very concerned)

Allergies: Bees (anaphylaxis)

Overall Health: Good

Rank: 1st Lieutenant

Hair Colour: Chocolate Brown

Hair texture: Curly

Common Hair Styles: Loose (comes to just below her jaw), half-up

Eye Colour: Honey brown

Makeup: Usually eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick (if she has them/has the time)

Piercings: Ears (Wanted to give her a nose piercing but apparently they weren’t really a thing in the US in the 50s… but now having thoughts of her showing up after R&R with one and Mulcahy being flustered hehe)

Body Type: Lean

Skin Colour: Pale

Features of Note: medium sized bust, wide hips

Scars/Birth Marks: Scar just above her left hip that trails onto her abdomen and back

Cause of Scars: Sliced by sheet metal during shelling

Dominant Hand: Left

That's basic info... if you want to know more, it'll be below the cut! Also, if there any any names you don't recognize now, it's because they're other OCs or family of the OCs!

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Hometown: Toronto, Canada -> Philadelphia, PA (moved after going to nursing school in Toronto and working in a hospital there for a few years)

Living Situation at home: Lives alone in an apartment after her friend moved out to get married

Family Back Home: Gary Woods (father - 50), Helen Woods (younger sister - 18), William Woods (younger brother - 15)

Occupation: Nurse (has psychiatric experience)

Relationship Status: It’s complicated

Love Interest: John Mulcahy (she calls him John bc the devs couldn't make up their minds what his first name was and that's what he told Gail to call him)

Relationship Trajectory: colleagues > best friends > uh ?? > only fooling themselves > lovers

Best Friend: John Mulcahy, Kellye Nakahara

People they avoid: Gail Harris, Joel Walker

Why?: her and Gail are similar enough to butt heads but Della doesn’t realize that it’s partially jealousy on Gail’s part (and her being territorial without even realizing it for herself); he’s just a fuckin dick

Personality: playful, kind, extroverted, wears her heart on her sleeve

Temperament: energetic, can be chaotic at times, very open

Alignment: chaotic good

Strengths: very perceptive of others’ emotions, calming demeanour when needed, adaptable

Weaknesses: quick temper, stubborn, can hold a grudge

Love Language (Giving): Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation

Love Language (Receiving): Quality Time, Physical Touch

Favourite Colour: Blue and Purple

Biggest Fear: birds (specifically chickens)

Other fears/yucks: dark places (like a dark shed or building, not like being outside in the dark), storms, spiders

Hobbies: scheming with Radar and Lee OR Klinger OR Whitney OR Hawkeye and BJ, jogging, dancing at the O-Club, knitting

Extracurriculars at school: Field Hockey and Lacrosse (played Lacrosse while at uni/nursing school?)

Quirks: very clumsy, somewhat messy handwriting, a bit messy

Specialized Skills: has some training with psychiatric patients

Good at: calming people down, understanding what people need without being told

Bad at: cooking, making the beds in post-op

Any trauma?: her mother (Pamela McNamara) died when she was 16

Childhood was…: good! She was close with her family!

Main Confident: John Mulcahy and Kellye Nakahara

Role in Friend Group: the therapist (also a clown but that’s not important)

Languages they speak: English, French, a tiny bit of Korean, a bit of ASL

I made this piccrew from a template made by @/hunbloom for her original character design. I’ve drawn her a few times since but the only one I’m really happy with is a kinda cheeky one with Father Mulcahy that I used a base for initially. But if people want to see it, I’ll definitely post it!

[hawkeyeslaughter]

A / T / U

thank you for the ask beloved mutual majorbaby !!! 🫶🫶🫶

— A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.

— ugh , y’all know me i’m such a sucker for hawktrap but honestly i’m also down for the hawkeye/trapper/oliver agenda because i LOVE oliver and i miss him every single day of my life . and i always love a good klinger / henry moment ,, as far as friendships go as MUCH as i give bj a hard time i always love a sweet moment between him and margaret and i can’t wait to see that during my rewatch teehee !!

ships from other fandoms !! —

— mcspirk , broppy ( YES i watch trolls and it’s a better franchise than most of them out there do NOT come for me ) , hilson ( although i do think it’s 🤏 overhyped ) , chase/foreman ( bc why do they lowkey have more chemistry than chase/cameron )

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 

— you know i do , but i’ll try to give y’all the just a few

— YES henry has dirty mags he keeps in his office for protection but he’s far more worried about keeping his fishing books and gear protected

— radar was one of those double jointed kids in elementary school who was always doing weird stuff with his joints to gross people out

— trapper worked a stint as a mechanic and is a car guy

— bj swears he loses a year off his life everytime someone asks him “ so how’s the weather up there ? “

— closest charles came to swinging at hawkeye was when hawk asked if he wanted his head polished

— hawkeye ate crayons as a kid

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

anyone who has seen any of my posts can infer henry is my favorite so we’re going with three DIFFERENT fandoms buckle up guys

— bones mccoy , star trek

i think bones was my first ever comfort character and it’s because he’s so real . like , he’s just not afraid to call people stupid and i respect him for that . i also like that he’s inherently someone who loves very deeply and wants to help people in every single way he can but it’s also very subtle … like he cares SO MUCH but it’s not in an over - the - top dramatic “ i would die for you “ way ( which he would , undoubtedly ) but more of a “ i love you and cherish you but you’re fucking stupid “ and that’s always been like ,, funny and sweet to me and shows that caring for someone isn’t always being nice to them sometimes you have to be a little cunty .

— elaine benes , seinfeld

— listen it was between her and lorelai gilmore and as much as i love and defend lorelai i love elaine more . y’all the amount of people who have said i’m literally elaine … and it’s a COMPLIMENT because i LOVE HER and you KNOW WHAT ??? i should’ve put her and george on the friends ship list because her and geroge are BESTIES . anyway i love elaine she’s so fucking funny ,, like be mean to jerry yes girl !!!! also she’s so cute i love that she’s so excited and over the top over everything all of the time i love her she’s my baby . is seinfeld even a fandom ? idk but you’re hearing ab it since we’re keeping the older show theme

— james wilson , house md

first of all the FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKER TO EVER EXIST . second of all he’s MEEEE he’s literally me because i TOO just need people to stay and i also am on the nd meter and no one ever knows what the fuck i’m talking about so !!!!!! he also has the most beautiful big brown puppy eyes i’ve ever seen like okay gorgeous

— SHOUT OUT TO FRANK COLUMBO I LOVE YOU !!!! YOURE ON A GOD TIER YOURE MY FAVORITE EVER THAT JUST GOES WITHOUT SAYINF

[majorbaby]

you're right about the overwhelming whiteness in mash fandom; somebody made a post about soon-lee (an on-screen woc) not receiving as much content and attention compared to peg and there were people who seemed to a) brush it off, b) actually be bothered by it, or c) equate their experiences??? like ???? and don't even mention how much of the racism toward klinger is brushed off

exactly. i think you explained it well but lemme unpack further:

peg appears on screen twice but never in corporal form next to any of the other characters. and her appearances are marred by the fact that she exists in the narrative only in relation to BJ. as his life-line and a source of his pain. that is not my interpretation of what she should be, it's how she was written. i'm not saying she's not important or that BJ does not love her and I'm not commenting even on the state of their marriage right now, i'm just saying peg as a human person with thoughts, feelings, ambitions is not something that the narrative focuses on. where there is Peg, there is always BJ somewhere - either having a meltdown because he misses his life back home or reminding us that he loves his wife and child.

i never did publish my fridging essay because it was long and it became about dc comics rather than MASH but... the suggestion that the peg character is 'fridged' or otherwise 'ignored' by the fandom is funny to me because, well, the show did it first. if you want something to rally against, why not start with the dudes who actually wrote her as being a phantom limb of BJ's and then i can maybe listen to you make the connection between that and how and why fandom is the way that it is about women characters. provided you expand that argument to at least include margaret because i don't i could be convinced using just peg as an example.

i could go on and on about peg's portrayal as being the real being affront to stereotypes of 50s women on MASH as compared to like, the various nurse ables or even Margaret but that would be touching the s1-3 vs 4-11 mess for the second time today so let's move on.

soon-lee is a strong, though not perfect, departure from that. like. really strong, imo. she's got 2 hours to make an impression on us and she does. she does not exist in association to klinger. she's had a life before klinger and though she expresses her sadness around it, she's willing to give up a life with him if she has to in order to find her family. and that one line in no way does justice to soon-lee's footprint on the show, but that's another post that i will write eventually.

basically, soon-lee is the heavylift for the show wrt women AND race, which isn't exactly fair to her to have to do but i'm still grateful for soon-lee. she seems to be an intentional contribution to the western tv canon of varied representations of racialized women and they did that in 1982. we haven't done much better since then on shows that primarily center white experiences, so that's why i think she's of note.

it does both women a disservice to equate their experiences in the narrative and also their treatment in the fandom - both are uneven. peg has way less agency in the narrative than soon-lee, yet soon-lee is nowhere near as present in fanwork as peg.

why is that? lots of reasons i think: peg being closely associated to BJ and BJ being the most popular character in fandom (next to hawkeye but i'm starting to wonder if he actually eclipses hawkeye) gets peg some points. people feeling out of their depth with what exactly to do with klinger and soon-lee's relationship bc it's pretty well resolved by the end - there are absolutely opportunities for future conflict with them being like, a mixed korean-lebanese couple in post-police-action korea but i admit even for me, someone who might be interested in writing something about that, i'd feel a certain responsibility to do my homework.

then again i've seen (and done) all manner and depth of academic research conducted by fanartists to write slowburn white m/m slash or even m/f fic so i'm not taking the race out of the picture completely. and that's the last, important, uncomfortable difference between peg and soon-lee - peg is white and soon-lee is not. i respect and appreciate the goal of any call to diversify the space (provided it doesn't come with any sort of weird guilt trip, which is a line i try to toe all the time) but we have to be careful that in doing that we're not denying racialized people their experiences. or at least acknowledging that there are different ways to move through the world.

[marley-manson]

Oooh yay character opinion bingo!!!

For Doctor Who: obviously now I gotta ask for Nine and Rose!

And for MASH well. Oh You Know. Charles and Klinger please :3 oh and Mulcahy too!

Also sorry if I've asked you for any of these for this ask game before at some point and just forgot OTL

Thank you! Charles, Klinger, and Mulcahy are answered lol, but ty for asking anyway! And as for the Doctor Who ones

Nine:

I couldn't really say I'm obsessed with his arc bc idk that he has one, it's pretty much just regeneration. He didn't have enough screentime but I can't call it wasted potential because his season was pitch perfect for him, I was satisfied and I don't feel like more was required, as nice as it would've been. And yeah like, he's just so solidly written the whole way through, perfect revamp Doctor, perfect post-Time War Doctor, amazing chemistry with everyone, I love what an asshole he is and I sympathize with him, and he's perfect and has never done anything wrong ever even when he has <3

Rose:

I love her <3 I love how much she grows as a character - she's always had confidence in herself and willingness to use what skills she has, but she learns so much and steps up and really takes to the traveling life in a way that's very satisfying to watch imo, and of course makes her ending tragic, though not as much as it could be. She's one of those faves I obsessed over and analyzed a lot. I think she has interesting flaws too - she's selfish, and even while she's very caring, she can be blind to others' feelings. I loved seeing her step into the Doctor's shoes a few times in late season 2 and season 4, it's something RTD always did with his companions and it was always satisfying. And I put not enough screen time out of spite for the old 00s fandom lol, give her a whole spinoff as far as I'm concerned.

[by-dagger-and-quill]

Okay but(!) hear me out. Instead of Floor 4077, what if it’s Floor 077?

“Klinger call down to Floor 055, see if they’ve got any spares?”

Radar still has his 6th sense, but instead of choppers, it’s the copiers. He always knows when to call their IT guy (Sydney Freeman)

Frank and Margaret’s love affair plays out exactly the same, with Frank “retiring early” when Margaret gets engaged.

Charles is a nepo hire, but it’s with then intent of “so you’ll know what it’s like to be the little guy before you take over” (the Winchesters do not own this company, but the CEO is a family friend)

Father Mulcahy is HR, bc he answers to a higher power

Margaret is not a secretary, she’s a businessman same as the rest of them

Kelley and Radar are the floor secretaries

Klinger, Igor, and Rizzo are mail clerks, until Klinger takes over Radar’s position

Mike Farrell is a recurring guest until he becomes a regular as BJ (we will still have gay picnic attendee dammit!)

What if M*A*S*H was a late 80’s corporate workplace comedy?

(This cover of the main theme is by Mal Waldron btw)

[major-majoranon]

hi! 2, 4, 5 and 6 for mash asks

and 11, which i ask of everyone: fave klinger outfit + fave margaret hairstyle

2- Honestly probably Henry Blake! The 'my wife' jokes aside I think he's a much more interesting and fun character than people realise! He had a lot of respect for everyone in the camp and I felt mclean did a really good job conveying a genuine person with realistic flaws and personality!

Also honourable mention to radar bc I have a post about him in the oven and reading this actually made me realise something else i want to talk about in it!

4- this is a hard one, I found that even though I think the show as a whole is very impactful I'm not sure if any episode ever really got to me so much i cried. Abyssinia Henry and Quo Vadis Captain Chandler are the first to come to mind. I think the choice to kill Henry was so bold and unexpected in a sitcom and I found myself missing Henry so much after that it really was like I was grieving his loss too. I wish they had been able to explore the effects of seeing someone they knew killed on the other character.

Quo Vadis is I think one of the best explorations of the effect war has on people. I found it so personal and raw to see this one man behave exactly how he believed his God would and how he broke down was so tragic.

5- The episodes I remember really getting me were The novacaine mutiny and Chief surgeon who? They're both some of my favourites and I think chief surgeon did such an amazing job showing just how anti military the whole outfit was, I wish it had kept more of that!

6- in no particular order Carry On Hawkeye, the sniper and O.R.

Honestly all of the unusual episodes like deluge and the interview episodes are top of my list. I also think season four was very good but I cant actually think of any off the top of my head so they dont get top billing.

11- that yellow gone with the wind dress he wears is always the first one i think of!! I also love the one he wears when he's reading poetry on the hillside, it's just such a specific scene he created that was so in character and yet at such odds with the situation he's in.

The first one i thought of was her little pigtails from the Olympics episode! I cant say I really noticed her hair very often but I liked how much she just let go and enjoyed herself in that episode and the pigtails were such a fun way to show that.

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

I know I'm late to the party but anyway

Quarantining with the squad

Hawkeye Pierce: you’ll experience the worst ten days of your life. He laughs. He cries. He wants to have sex. He talks about a random topic nonstop. He’ll play poker and chess with you. He quotes antique philosophers and talks about history. He rearranges the furniture. He can’t sleep at night. He reads the newspaper aloud. He is bored out of his mind and you are exhausted and overstimulated. Calls Trapper, BJ and Henry via Zoom for „online boozing“

Trapper John: he’s insufferably annoying and angry with having to isolate. Any fun activity won’t entertain him for long. He starts pulling pranks on you and it’s irritating af. You wanna suffocate him in his sleep. It’s better after he worked out and got rid of some stored energy, and you’re a part of his workout routine (wink wink).

BJ Hunnicutt: BJ just has a good time and chills! He spends his time cooking and reading and cuddling with you to watch movies. No way this throws him off tracks in any way. He even is sad to have to settle into his usual routine once this is over. Plays online games with Radar and starts to write poems

Henry Blake: quarantining with him is many things but not boring (except for when he wants to talk about fishing). You either watch movies or play board/card games or he loves to spend some time on his own by reading his sports magazines or watching American football on TV. You run out of snacks on day two, out of booze on day three, and out of fitting trousers on day seven (he orders pizza a lot to eat in front of the TV). Does nothing in the house and is incredibly lazy. Shaves only twice a week. Sleeping in separated rooms is recommended due to his snoring

Sherman Potter: you’ve never been so relaxed in your whole life! He doesn’t mind the quarantine at all as he spends a lot of time with his and horses on his ranch anyway. He goes horse riding on his land, brushes his beauties, cleans the stables… no big change for him. In the house he enjoys reading and watches western movies. Also he entertains you with stories from his past. He’s super chill and relaxed because he knows he’s had worse in life.

Frank Burns: delightfully, you open the big package from Amazon with the bottle of chloroform, the pickaxe and the spade

Margaret Houlihan: you honestly though it’d be worse! She declares quarantine her personal wellness spa time. You do manicures and pedicures together, she loves to take long baths and you watch cooking shows and other stuff together. But she won’t tolerate any dirt or chaos in the house and sticks to her usual discipline of when to get up, have meals, healthy lifestyle etc. (good thing she doesn’t have to quarantine with Henry/Hawkeye/Trapper bc one of them wouldn’t make it out alive)

Radar O’Reilly: you wouldn’t even notice that you’re in quarantine bc taking care of Radar’s animals is pretty time-consuming! He owns quite a bunch and they need to be fed regularly, same with their cages and such. You’d spend much time watching and playing with them. Apart from caring for the pets, you’d read comic books together. You have to order groceries regularly as Radar has such a huge appetite, also the animals eat much vegetables. To stay connected to the outside world, Radar starts Zoom calls regularly, and you’re amazed how skilled he is with anything technical

Max Klinger: Klinger doesn’t need much to be happy. He makes dresses, watches TLC and does a lot of online shopping. You won’t see him a lot. Except for when you want to visit the bathroom where he needs longer to get ready for the day than you. His collection of creams, lotions and other care products is astounding and he gives advice for your daily routine. Sometimes you can catch him sending selfies to someone but he doesn’t tell you who he sends them to

Charles Emerson Winchester III: oh boy. 10 days?? Charles listens to his favourite composers a lot (don’t you touch his record player!), watches documentaries (don’t you change the channel!) or calls his sister (be quiet when he’s on the phone!). In case you’re interested in a good, LONG game of chess or philosophical discussions, you might be allowed to talk to him. He enjoys reading complicated old books. And cooking! He starts opening up after a few days and relaxes a bit more. Pro tip: get him drunk! He’s a lot more funny then.

Father Mulcahy: always the optimist, Francis focuses on the good aspects – the slow movement, the absence of stress and appointments, and he just wants to spend a few cozy days. He enjoys gardening when it’s sunny and reads when it’s rainy. He’s calm and you never have an argument once. He’s joyful and practices mindfulness. In addition, he insists on a good diet and yoga to restore his health. He never stays up late. If you’re interested, he’s happy to talk about religion with you, but he never tries to persuade or force you to. He gains strength from praying.

Sidney Freedman: SIDNEEEYYY MY BELOVED! 😍😍 A lot of deep and interesting philosophical conversations await. Sidney is very intelligent and has a lot of knowledge and subjects to talk about. He loves to watch documentaries and old action movies. His humour is brilliant and so are your poker games. Best bluffer you ever came across though so be careful. Also likes to play poker online with the boys. He enjoys a good, huge jigsaw puzzle, does crossword puzzles and such. But not averse to binge-watch a good show on Netflix. Tries to help Hawkeye to calm down a bit. Sings arias in the shower.

Col. Sam Flagg: pure horror. He’s unbearable. You never know who you’re talking to. Of course he likes to play shit like pantomiming and games that include switching into roles. If you accuse him of having done something it’s always been another of his countless personas. Always over-reacting. Can’t watch a good crime movie with him because he can’t stop guessing who’s the delinquent. Watches you in secret and makes notes and fails in being subtle about it. You can never feel relaxed in his presence. Try to ignore him as well as possible.

Bonus:

Captain Jonathan Tuttle: he leaves traces. A wet sink. Bread crumbs on the table. Worn clothes in the laundry bin. But you never ever see him. He’s like a mystery. You know he’s there, and you know he’s living here with you for the moment, but you fail to catch him. Sometimes you feel his presence, and you turn around, but he’s not there. You start to question your state of mind. Is he? Is he not? Where is he? When is he? Whomst is he? Who are you? When are you? Are you you at all? You call Sidney for help, but he can’t speak to you, he’s on the phone with Tuttle. Henry sends you a screenshot of a joke Tuttle sent him. Hawkeye sends you a recipe he tried, recommended by Tuttle. It’s delicious. You receive a package from Trapper, addressed to Tuttle. You learn to sleep with your eyes open. You never listen to music, afraid you wouldn’t hear him. But he never shows up. You wake up. Sidney sits by your side, in a cold white room, and you’re stripped to the bed. He tells you that you burned your house down. Hawkeye is mad because you attempted to kill his childhood friend. But you can hear him laugh, in your mind, that unmistakably laughter that belongs to Tuttle.

[seefasters]

the party is really the mash episode of all time. its about bj wanting all of them and their families to connect and have something meaningful to get them through this, it's about hawkeye seeing how important the party is to bj and doing everything to make him happy, it's about klinger trying not to worry his mom by not telling him he's in korea and his mom trying not to worry him by not telling him she knows, it's about margaret's parents coming together for a weekend bc they love her above everything else, it's about daniel pierce leaving crabapple cove after 40 years bc thats how much he loves hawkeye, it's about peg hunnicutt organizing the whole party and passing on messages, it's about the rich upper class winchesters loving the country bumpkin o'reillys, it's about daniel pierce (the widower) and mildred potter (the eternal army wife) dancing together, it's about father mulcahy's sister and her sax, and most importantly. it's about the miracle of finding a date that works for everybody <3

[thebreakfastgenie]

#reblogging again bc tag limit#anyway#bj and charles team up to try and find out what happened#maybe one of the older nurses#like kelly (?) she was around when colonel blake died right#anyway kelly tells them what happened to colonel blake and they’re just like ‘oh that’s awful’#and they try to find colonel potter and fill him im#but by the time they get there#colonel potter has tried to take the matter into his own hands#he’s trying to tough love hawkeye and tell him off so he snaps out of it and just says what’s going on#cue emotional monologue from hawkeye re: colonel blake’s death#that makes everything worse#hawkeye runs off to get some peace and quiet#father mulchay tries to follow up with him and give him some pastoral support#hawkeye snaps at father mulchay#father mulchay gives some lasg comforting line before leaving hawkeye alone#hawkeye feels bad and recognises what father mulchay was trying to do#so he actually shows up to mass the next day#and shares a bible verse/homily about trusting God in anxious times or whatever#the main point is that hawkeye shows up to mass as a way of apology to father mulcahy#maybe it’s just the two of them#maybe the whole gang is there and it’s a wholesome moment for all of them#but youd have the comedy plot of charles and bj running in circles trying to figure out what happened#margaret and klinger anxiously waiting for the mail#and hawkeye and father mulcahy’s friendship#i like this plot because it puts pairings we don’t see that often together#sure each character dynamic gets its own moment in the sun#but this would just. flesh it out a little bit.#father mulcahy trying so hard to be good in his role of pastoral care#because he spends so much of his time at the 4077th feeling useless @firefly-fez

Okay write it please!!

Hey do you think when Radar went home Hawkeye kept wondering if someone was going to come into the O.R. and tell him Radar's plane was shot down.

[npdclaraoswald]

@cauldronofmorning asked for these for both MASH and Doctor Who, so

MASH

1. What OTP's in your fandom do you just not get?

Charles/Klinger! I tried reading one of their fics just to see what the hell the appeal is and I think it's supposed to be some sort of enemies to lovers Cinderella story? But Charles is a racist and he treats Klinger terribly!!! Klinger deserves better! And he has better! He's great with Soon Lee and I don't understand why you would erase her or break them up for Charles

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

I wouldn't say ruined, bc I don't actively dislike them, but I don't like how beejhawk shippers treat Trapper and Carlye to make BJ look better

7. Is there anything you used to like but can't stand now?

I've only been in this fandom for like two months, I haven't had time for that

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn't? Why?

Not really? I can't really think of any unpopular characters aside from like, Frank, who deserves to be unpopular. Trapper I guess, since so much fic villainizes him in his relationship with Hawkeye for reasons I don't at all understand

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you liked and the fandom didn't? Why?

Not that I can think of

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

I know MASH is anti-war overall, but I do feel like we ignore the implications of loving army characters so much, and really gloss over how poorly the Korean characters are treated

22. Popular character you hate?

Flagg, I guess? I wouldn't exactly call him popular, but I have seen some people say he's funny and good satire, but I never really found him funny

23. Unpopular character you love?

Idk if he's really unpopular, but Sidney my beloved

Doctor Who

1. What OTP's in your fandom do you just not get?

I don't know if I have any? With all of the ships I'm aware of, even if I don't ship them, I do at least see the appeal. I guess 11 with any of his companions, but that's just bc I don't like 11

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

Not really. I do think tenrose is a bit overrated, but the show ran that into the ground in season 3 more than the fandom ever could

7. Is there anything you used to like but can't stand now?

The Family of Blood/Human Nature two parter. I know it's super popular and I used to like it too, but I just can't get over how fucking cruel and thoughtless it was of the Doctor to pick that particular time and place to strand Martha in and I fucking hate that he falls in love with a racist and that she gets to come back for the RTD era finale

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn't? Why?

Clara Oswald, my beloved. She seems to be a really polarizing character where people either love or despise her, and admittedly, I used to hate her top bc she is absolutely a plot device more than a person in s7, but jesus christ, does she make up for it in her spiral into recklessness, control, and trying to be the Doctor. I love her so fucking much.

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you liked and the fandom didn't? Why?

Speaking of Clara, while I'm definitely not going to say Iiked season 7, I am endlessly fascinated by the concept of versions of her scattered throughout all of time and space and I don't understand how the fandom (or the show) hasn't addressed that more

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?

Oh, right now, all of the RTD love. I've gotten to a better place with my body image, but I am a fat person and watching his outrageous fatphobia as a teenager was awful. Plus, he treated Mickey and Martha like shit, and he treats older women poorly too. And while I don't really pay attention to behind the scenes stuff, I do know Billie Piper has said she felt harrassed on set and that RTD did nothing to prevent it. Like, yes, Moffant and Chibnall have some fucking problems, but so did RTD and I am NOT excited about his return

22. Popular character you hate?

The Eleventh Doctor. I fucking hate how he treats women, from him kissing Jenny without her consent to asking Rory for his consent for him to hug Amy but not hers. I'm 90% certain that the reason he's like that is bc Moffat treated him as a self insert and had every fucking woman in the universe throw themselves at his feet, and that the reason the writing with Twelve improved so much was that he stopped seeing him as a self insert

23. Unpopular character you love?

Mickey Smith my beloved. He had such a cool character arc, but the narrative still treated him like a useless idiot, just so they could prop up tenrose

[miracleonice87]

So I decided to live blog some thoughts on We’re Not Going Home as I watch. And here... we... go...

- I love Bones

- Tyler loves the camera

- Pavelski is a daddddyyyyy

- I need captions

- “SECURITYYY”

- They’re allowed to swear in these? The Pens swears get bleeped out in In The Room. This is so much more fun

- I would run through a brick wall for Jamie Randolph Benn

- I took Big Rig for granted when he was in Pittsburgh. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

- They are swearing a LOT. And it’s mostly the coaching staff

- The Calgary series was so fun to watch

- Matthew Tkachuk is a little fucking shithead (also ily Matty)

- Was Tyler’s hip injured before or after he kicked that football? Either way I’m mad at him

- Jamie. Come on. What are those grey shorts. I already saw them and am still appalled

- Dicky is hot

- “Fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck” - Bones

- Dicky is S U P E R hot

- Leg tat. Jamie. Phew

- Corey Perry is a rat

- I love you, Nate Mackinnon

- Oh they’re using the 2017 Pittsburgh Penguins as inspiration? Not a big deal

- (I remember when we were good)

- Jamie put your mask on

- Not over your eyes

- DICKY you’re beautiful

- Jamie with the puppy dog eyes ugh

- Wow I forgot how wild Game 7 vs. Colorado really was

- Jamie with no shirt on mmmmmmm

- Jamie and Bones are obviously homies and I love it

- Yes I cried over the family video again

- TYLER PAUL that cardigan outfit, goddamn

- Why did Rads shove his nose into his visor when putting on his helmet???¿¿¿

- Mmmm Jamie in Captain mode yes please

- Hahaha Klinger and those teeth

- Golf Ty. Yes

- Big Rig with the backwards hat. Wwidpxoclkdmrkesospslskxokrnmwqlal

- JORDAN SPIETH

- DAK PRESCOTT

- TONY ROMO

- I love sports

- I miss hockey

- Fuck

- RICKIE FOWLER

- TROY AIKMAN

- DIRK NOWITZKI

- Athletes are the best

- Fuck you Vegas

- Except you, Flower

- Come back to Pittsburgh

- Lololol Jamie’s dance in his stall

- I love Rads for trying to keep his shit together and not get too excited

- Jamie did you use progressively more gel throughout the playoffs

- You can tell me the truth

- Fuck I wish they would’ve won for Pavs and Per

- Ugh

- Klinger: “you fucking loser, who the fuck are you”

- Rads after they won the WCF 🥺

- KLINGER after they won the WCF!!!

- Tyler’s arms when he’s hugging Bones hot daaaaamn

- These golfing idiots

- Pavs with the eagle? Damn baby

- Jamie and Tyler smashing each other on their VR helmets like little children

- “Have you seen the Matrix? Don’t mess with virtual reality” - Big Rig (Big Baby)

- Tyler talking about camera pressure and then dropping for push ups the next time he’s up to bowl as if he does not THRIVE in the spotlight

- Fuck the Tampa Bay Lightning

- All my homies hate the Tampa Bay Lightning

- Dobby on the cart oh my god I’m DYING

- Pavs’ ASSSSSSSSS holy god

- They look so visibly tired

- Oh okay that shot of Ty on the bench. I’m dead, goodbye

- Joel 🥺 you’re so pure

- Bish looks like a mess but I love him

- Uh oh the music changed

- Here we go

- Still amazed by Stammer’s goal, won’t even lie

- All I need is Jamie and Tyler in golf shirts

- And I guess also for them to win a Cup

- Ugh watching Segs smash his stick still makes me ill

- Daddy Pavs

- Scorey Perry, you motherfucker

- Ugh

- Why did I watch this again

- Nope

- Bones crying?

- Nope

- Tyler crying?

- Nope

- Jamie’s presser. Nope. I wanna save him

- Also I can see Jamie’s KT heart tattoo from this angle and I am SO NOT OKAY

- NOT THE LOCKER ROOM SHOT

- I love them

- OH NO

- I’m crying at this ending. They’re so cute

- They’re so weird

- But so cute

- WOW

- What a ride

Tagging @kerwritesthings with gratitude bc she warned me about everything I needed to know before watching, without spoiling anything ❤️ you the real MVP