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jackoquako · 2 months ago

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Burning from the Inside

Yan! Batfamily x neglected! male! meta! Reader

Chapter one: Enter the Manor

I do look through the interactions with my fic and block profiles that only use she/her or say “cis girl”.

Summary: The first few months of living in the manor and your impressions of the inhabitants. Word Count: 2805 Reading Time: 11:14 (mins:secs) Notes: Uh yeah this was meant to be maybe like 1000 words max. Oopsies 😬. I thought I’d do an honorable mention of @sitepathos and their series Gold to Mold bc while the influence may not be obvious, that story was one of my main influences to finally write the story in my head. Also any OOC behavior can be chalked up to the characters being emotionally inept (Bruce), not fully capable of raising a child that’s not Robin (Bruce again), or deal with their own emotional baggage of not being Robin anymore (dick). Also it’s important to note that I do look through the interactions with my fic and block profiles that only use she/her or say “cis girl”. The idea of being used as a tool for someone else’s gratification makes me uncomfortable and this is my blog, I do what I want. No current release date for the second chapter, it’ll get done when it gets done I guess.. 🤷‍♂️😓 Warnings: written in first person, talks of a young child (11) dealing with depression but the word isn’t used. Aggressive behavior from an adult to a child, and neglect from a parental figure.

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The first week in the manor was actually rather.. nice. The car Alfred had taken you to the manor in was a shiny black, the interior coated in an oil-like black leather that made noise when you moved on it. There’d been a bag of fast food waiting for you in the back seat of the car when Alfred ushered you in. You’d devoured the meal hastily- not out of any sort of food deprivation or malnutrition, but because it never seemed like you could sate your appetite. No matter what, you were always a little hungry, a little more ravenous than the other boys your age. He’d talked sparingly as he drove, rarely talking his eyes off the road. It seemed like he understood. Unlike the cops and the foster families and the social workers, Alfred didn’t say “I’m sorry” or “that must hurt”. He didn’t really say anything about it at all.

He’d asked you what your favorite color was, what style of decoration you’d want for your room, if you enjoyed your current clothes and style or if you’d rather have something else, and other similar questions. It was slow going, moving your mouth to form answers. Since the house fire, you’d grown to be unlike your past self, retracting into your shell like a snail, and barely speaking unless absolutely necessary. He didn’t seem to mind silence, though. It made a knot in your shoulders, that you never noticed, come loose.

The ride wasn’t very long, or maybe it was, you didn’t pay much attention to the time. It didn’t feel like a long ride. You’d spent the majority of it resting your head on the car door and staring out the window, watching buildings and trees pass by. The squat, brick buildings of mom-and-pop businesses of the town you’d been moved to gradually gave way to towering skyscrapers and bustling streets, although that eventually fell away to a thinned forest and big houses that stood proud among manicured lawns. The houses faded away too, leaving miles of sprawling woods the only thing to look at. Watching the trees pass by was a rather calming experience, your heartbeat slow and steady in your chest. You closed your eyes for a moment, feeling that ever-present heat under your skin settle, like a cat laying in the sun. It never left, like a permanent fever, but it could calm down, it could go dormant for the moment.

The car rolled to a stop and you opened your eyes. A mansion stood alone in the middle of the woods, a driveway leading up to it and ending in a roundabout with a fountain in the middle. The front of the house was framed by well-loved hedges and flower beds which bloomed with brilliant white and red flowers. The house- mansion- itself was a deep red brick, the stone worn by weather, and framed by snow-white columns of marble. It was imposing, looming over the surrounding trees. Alfred stepped out of the car and moved around to the side, opening the door for you.

“Master yn, we have arrived.” He said with that same kind, elegant manner he’d greeted you with, back at the social worker’s office.

As you climbed out of the car, Alfred moved back to the trunk and opened it, grabbing your singular bag of belongings before closing the trunk. He walked to the pristine marble stairs that led up to the tall mahogany doors, the gravel crunching under his shiny black shoes. You followed loosely behind him, looking around at the outside of the house. The thought hadn’t quite managed to break through the fog that always seemed to cloud your mind nowadays, but it suddenly dawned on you that this isn’t exactly a normal foster family. You hurried to the door when Alfred held it open for you, stopping only for a moment to glance down at the outdoor mat resting outside the door. It was black with a gold logo printed onto it; the logo looked like a highly stylized W with an E beside it. An unsettled feeling rested in your stomach at the sight of it and you couldn’t quite grasp why.

Entering the mansion, you were struck with the smell of cleaner and, very faintly, cologne. It smelled like an expensive store, the kind of place you and your mom would walk past on the way to your usual shopping area. The entryway had an open doorway that offered a small glimpse into the rest of the manor. A grand staircase ran down the side of the wall, the room entirely lit by a chandelier hanging from the high vaulted ceiling. Alfred moves past you, closing the door behind you both, and talks while gesturing for you to follow him up the grand staircase.

He’d taken you down a long hall that was lined with closed doors, explaining where everything was located whilst walking.

“Now, Master Bruce’s bedroom is.. further down the hall.”

You must’ve given him a curious look as you both arrived at your new room. Alfred opened the door for you, allowing you to enter in front of him.

“He wishes to give you space during this time.”

Your stomach churned at those words. They were perfectly designed, like what a PR team would tell their talent to say after screwing up massively. It left a sour taste in your mouth and you couldn’t quite meet Alfred’s gaze after hearing that. You looked around the room as Alfred set down your bag on the bed. It was much larger than anywhere you’d lived before, considering both foster homes and your real home.

Despite the size, though, the room was bare of any decoration. A single twin bed laid under the brightness of the single window in the room, only blinds blocking the sunlight. Along the far right wall stood a sturdy wooden dresser and mirror. The walls were a blank white wallpaper and the floor was the same shiny deep-colored wood as the hallway outside. There was no side table for the bed, no carpet despite how cold the floor would definitely get, no posters or paintings, just the bare necessities. It was the picture of utilitarian. Alfred spoke up, clearing his throat as if he was embarrassed.

“Unfortunately, we were unable to source more furniture before your arrival.” He said with the same elegance as everything else he’d said, despite his expression figuratively shouting how upset he was about what he was saying.

It intrigued you more than it should’ve. You shrugged and went to the window, pulling down one of the blinds to look outside.

“It’s fine.”

It’s not. You didn’t turn to look back at Alfred as you spoke, nor did you look back when you heard his fancy dress shoes shuffle against the floor. You heard the door creak.

“I’ll let you settle in, sir.”

You heard the door shut behind Alfred as he left. The minute you were alone, you fell back into the bed, staring up at the ceiling.

The first few weeks had been rather boring, admittedly. You’d often stay in your room for days at a time, only wandering out to explore the house when you got bored of staring at the ceiling. You’d stroll up and down the halls, discovering the library, the private study that Bruce Wayne used, the various staff quarters, and more guest bedrooms than you thought was possible. None of it really excited you, though. A numbness had invaded your mind and made you into a living ghost, something human in name only. You no longer looked in mirrors and spoke very little, if at all. Not like there were very many people to talk to.

Bruce Wayne was as elusive as rain in the desert. He flitted about the manor, only ever coming home very late at night and leaving in the morning. You didn’t really want to know what he was doing so late in the evening, but you figured you’d find out about it someday. Secrets between you and your mom didn’t last very long, so most family secrets should be the same.

The very few times you interacted with Bruce Wayne, he seemed distracted or discomforted by your presence, like he was seeing your mother, not you. If you happened to be in the kitchen when he came in, he’d stare at you for a long moment before attempting some sort of small talk. When you didn’t respond, he’d just leave. After the first three days, he avoided you completely. Maybe it was because you were both orphans or maybe there was just something unsettling about you, but Bruce Wayne didn’t want you in his house. Maybe he saw the same in-humanness that the foster families saw. Whatever was wrong with you was palpable, apparently.

Bruce Wayne wasn’t the only person in the manor who avoided you.

Richard Grayson was, according to google, an orphan Bruce Wayne took in. Grayson didn’t care for your presence either. He was eighteen and seemed to be genuinely disgusted by you. Maybe he saw something too. Or maybe he was just a dick. The first incident with Grayson happened not too long after you moved in. You’d been wandering towards the direction of the kitchen when the front door burst open. He’d stood in the doorway, framed by the light around him, like an action figure in a commercial, all stoic and proud. You stopped to look at him and he looked back, like two animals spooked by the other’s existence. He’d scowled and glared down at you, crossing his arms as he approached. The rude dick left the door open behind him.

“What are you, another one of Bruce’s new bratty orphans?” His words dripped with anger and annoyance, like you were ruining something just by the virtue of being here. He scoffed before you could even respond and stomped off.

Luckily for you, though, Grayson didn’t live in the manor. He had his own apartment he’d disappear to for weeks. It was bliss, not having him around constantly. Living with Bruce Wayne already had your blood pressure high and your fuse short, but having someone as outright about their dislike of you- over something that you didn’t even understand- that made your blood boil. You had to physically stop yourself from launching yourself at Grayson every time he looked at you like you were a cockroach.

But there were redeeming inhabitants in the manor. One of which was Alfred. He never forced you to talk if you didn’t feel like it, which you often didn’t. When you crawled out of your room for food once a day, he’d prepare a meal for you whilst telling you a story. You enjoyed his stories; the stories reminded you of your mother.

“Once, when I was in the SAS,” He’d begin, chopping vegetables into fine little cubes and tossing them into a pan. He’d grab fresh herbs from somewhere and begin chopping those as well.

“There were two new recruits.” He focused on what he was doing as you rested your head on your palm and stood leaning on the dinner table. “And they thought they were just the sneakiest men in the platoon.”

Once the herbs were diced, he’d add them to the sizzling pan, and stir the concoction. The action sent a flurry of floral scents in the air, filling the kitchen with an inviting aroma.

Alfred continued whilst stirring the contents of the pan. “So the rest of us had dared them; said ‘if you’re really that good at sneaking around, then sneak up to one of the rabbits on base and put a ribbon on it.’”

“And by god, they did.” Alfred chuckled to himself as he turned off the burner and continued to stir, reaching over to the spice rack and picking out multiple bottles and sprinkling the contents into the pan. “They snuck out of the barracks that night and went out into the woods without any of us knowing.”

He gestured for you to sit at the bar and grabbed a plate from a cabinet, snatching a fork from an adjacent drawer. “By the time we all woke up and began our own duties, there were about twelve rabbits running around the base with little ribbon bow ties tied around their necks!”

Laughing softly to himself, Alfred scooped out the cooked vegetable stir-fry onto the plate and brought it over to you along with the fork. He’d sat with you as you ate, talking about other stories from his time in the SAS and his time working for Martha and Thomas Wayne. His genuine kindness made it almost worth it to be living in the manor.

The other inhabitant who didn't mind you being in the manor- and even seemed to like you being around- was Jason Todd. You’d met him while wandering around the manor like you often did. You’d just found the library for the first time when he popped up out of nowhere, appearing from behind a plush seat like a character from a horror movie. He’d bounded over to you like an excited puppy and began speaking a mile a minute. At first he’d put on this hyper-masculine deep voice that didn’t match his face or his age at all.

“Hey! Who are you?” He’d looked down his nose at you and you quickly realized that he, despite already being the same height as you, had stood on his tiptoes specifically so he could look down his nose at you.

Fixing him with the same blank stare you’d used on everyone, you answered simply. That numbness you’d grown accustomed to made it hard to put energy into your voice. “(Y/N).”

He blinked once, then twice, and then the facade broke. His voice softened into what you assumed was its normal state and he slowly lowered himself to his usual height. Tilting this way and that, he examined you with an almost-suspicious expression.

“Oh.” He suddenly light up with recognition. “You must be the other kid B took in. I’m Jason.” He pointed to himself with a prideful smile. “How come I haven’t seen you around?” The question was innocently curious, only prying on accident.

You stared blankly, no response leaving your lips as you stood still. He tilted his head and frowned, shrugging as he looked away, feigning disinterest.

“Strong and silent type, huh?” He nodded to himself as he said the words, still looking at some random book on the bookshelf. “I can work with that.”

And he did.

Jason’s friendship was unlike your relationship with Alfred. In the fogginess of apathy- depression, you realized- he cut through the clouds like a lighthouse. He’d follow you around when you left your room, finding you every time like he had a compass implanted in his head or something, and it exclusively led to you. You’d be just wandering, sometimes taking paths you already walked before, sometimes carving completely new wear patterns in the carpet, and he’d sidle right up next to you and begin talking.

Just like Alfred, he did the talking for the two of you, but he was different. Jason would pause occasionally after cracking a joke, glancing at you to see if you laughed, smiling if he saw you reacted at all. It was like he understood you in a way Alfred didn’t, like he’d been in your shoes before. Sometimes while walking through the halls of the manor, he’d take your hand and lead you to some unspecified place. Occasionally it was the library, but most of the time it was places you’d never gone before, like the rooftop, the garden, and the theater room.

Eventually, you learned through his one-sided conversations that Jason was only two years older than you at 13, and that he’d lived in crime alley. You didn’t really know where that was, but it sounded like a rough place to live. After a few months of being Jason’s unofficial sidekick, you began talking again. He never made a big deal out of it, but you could see his eyes light up when he finally got a response, even if they were one-worded at best. He’d cracked the hardened shell of emptiness that formed around your heart. The constant rejection by Wayne and Grayson didn’t help, neither did the gentle approach from Alfred, if you were being honest, but Jason had cracked it. He’d pulled you out of a ship you didn’t know had already sunk. And the first embers of happiness began to spark up again once more, even if it was faint. For the first time in a really long time, you had a friend.

And you had all the time in the world to get to know each other better.

#batfamily x neglected reader #batfamily x male reader #batfam #jason todd x male reader #fanfic #x neglected reader #dc x male reader #dick grayson x male reader #batfamily x reader #batfam x reader #yandere x reader #yandere x male reader #yandere batfam #BFTI - story

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jaxon-exe · 4 months ago

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I’m bored so

Gotham Youtube Videos

Asking Gotham heroes to do a flip!!

Exactly what it says on the tin, this guy went around Gotham asking heroes to do a flip. All did except Batman, Robin (Damian) and red hood. The video ends with a ‘bonus flip’ from Harley Quinn.

✨🌞 Here Comes the Sun 🌞✨

An AMV of Signal, using various clips of him from across the internet, all set to ‘here comes the sun’ by the Beatles.

A Gothamite once said

A compilation of news clips of Gothamites saying the most unhinged shit as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

Examples:

“who still drinks tap water? I drank from a hose once as a kid and wouldn’t stop laughing for a week.”

*reporter* “sir where were you during last nights attack” *gothamite* “in my bunker like I am every Halloween”

*gothamite* “Then I heard gunshots and knew I was gonna be ok.” *reporter* “I’m sorry sir, gun shots?” *gothamite* “Yeah. I mean, they were coming from above so I knew it was red hood.” *reporter* “The crime lord??”

Etc

Thank you, they’re designer ✨💅

Originally a tiktok of someone (Stephanie) coming up to Tim Drake on the street and saying, “I like you eye-bags” and Tim responding with “thank you, they’re designer.”

Tim Drake earning his Designer eye-bags

A compilation of Tim from interviews/talk shows as well as on the red carpet. He always in the background of whatever is happening and is slowly falling asleep/fighting for his life to stay awake. Wii music plays over the whole vid

I saw Batman!! Not clickbait!!!!

It was clickbait

Bruce Wayne being a single mom for 4 minutes straight

A compilation of the Wayne kids doing something stupid (e.i. Saying something stupid in an interview or doing something stupid at a gala) and Bruce Wayne trying desperately to stop his kids/get control of the situation. It ends on a clip of Bruce rubbing his eyes with one hand, his other hand on his hip. In front of him stands his fully adult son, Dick Grayson, who is soaking wet after having jumped into a fountain.

Batman saved my cat!! Not clickbait!!

It was clickbait.

Nightshift in Gotham

A vlog style video by a collage student working at a 24 hour dinner. They start the shift by making a coffee with an ungodly amount of caffeine in it and leaving it in the back alleyway. The only explanation given is that it’s “an offering incase we get robbed”. They do get robbed but Red Robin shows up in less than 30 seconds to handle it. An alarm goes off at 2am, putting the dinner in lockdown, full blast shields and all. The lockdown lifts just before their shift ends and they end the video by saying “so that about a standard night really. Don’t know y anyone would be interested in this but whatever.”

Robin and Red Robin being ✨siblings✨

Straight up a vid of them trying to kill each other. It got taken down within the day.

Batman bought me lunch!! Not Clickbait!!

It was clickbait.

Is Buce Wayne actually dumb?

A video essay about Bruce Wayne’s life and career and asking is Bruce Wayne really as dumb as the media makes him out to be. The conclusion is no, he is not. He’s a great businessman, was top of his class and was almost a Dr, only dropping out bc of personal matters and the only reason the media thinks he’s dumb is because he is a fun, loveable guy that doesn’t take thinks seriously.

Batman saved me from riddler!!! Not Clickbait!!

Surprisingly not clickbait but at this point nobody believes it’s true bc of the clickbait vids in the past

Why we love Red Hood

A vid make by a crime alley local, going around and asking about all the good things red hood has done. Alley kids talk about hood giving them food and keeping the shelters safe for them. Working girls talk about hood protecting them from harassment, from both random guys and cops. The old couple that owns the bodega talk about him in the same way they’d talk about their grandkids. A guy (who doesn’t show his face to the camera) says that hood’s the best boss he’s had, that the guy even gave him paid time off when his kid was sick. A woman (who also doesn’t show her face) says that hood saved her and her kids from her abusive ex-husband and then helped her get clean when she expressed that she wanted to. A worker at a local food bank says that in the aftermath of every big disaster they have, Red hood and his gang always shows up with truck loads of food, not only shelf stable food (tho that’s the majority of it) but also fresh fruit and veg. The video ends with rapid fire clips of them asking people if they thought red hood was a hero.

All of them say yes.

(Bonus from blüdhaven)

Why we love Nightwing.

A compilation of the guy’s ass.

#gotham #batfam #only in gotham #dc comics

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theosconfessions · 3 days ago

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Oc Tag Game-Dustin Stephens

Thank you for the tag @fl0pera 🖤🖤

im choosing dustin even though hes technically not my oc i feel like i know him like the back of my hand <3

General

Name: Dustin Kline [seriously..but in my head he never changed it from stephens]

Alias:Dusty

Gender + Pronouns: Male he/him

Age: 57

Spoken Language(s): Simlish/English

Sexual Orientation: bisexual

Occupation: dusty has always owned his own bar and for a time period, thanks to his husband, he owned a strip club too. That has since been passed onto theos son,jami.

Favorite

Color: White/Neon Yellow

Entertainment: Dusty hasnt had a lot of time in his marriage FOR FUN. hes been hardcore taking care of theo since theo turned 70ish. However,theo got himself a bit more together so dustins been branching out a little bit. He likes surfing/swimming/ and going to concerts. He also ghost hunts and has his own ghost hunting podcast.

Drink: White chocolate mochas. iced <3

Pastime: taking care of his little daughter,Harri and ghost hunting. He also runs his and Finns ghost hunting podcast simsta

Food: Hamburgers. <3

Have they...

Passed University: Nope. Dusty never bothered.

Had Sex: ofc

Had sex in Public: ofc. and on tv.

Got Tattoos: he used to have one but since got it removed. he may get one in the future though.... ehe.

Got Scarred: he has one across his face .

Had a Broken Heart: by his own husband... however the wedding ring remains in tact.

Are They...

A Cuddler: YES. its theo who doesnt like to cuddle. hes in and out.

Jealous Easily: nope. and he never was. even before theo.

Trustworthy: one hundred percent.

Family

Siblings: Yes

Parents: His mom left him when he was younger however they have since made up the best they can. His dads an asshole so.

Children: River and Robin with his ex. he raised Scarlett, even though shes not his by blood he still considers her his. Cade and Eloise with Theo ,Harri with Finnie and he also has a son with Maria.

Pets: a cat who is now with theo named Hank and Finns cat King Samson Whitmore

this is always hard. im going to tag @duusheen @nitrozem @simsbyyelhsa @ethicaltreatmentofcowplants @acidheaddd @dandylion240 @b-l-o-o-d-l-e-s-s and anyone who wants to do this bc its always impossible for me to tag <3

#tag game #dustin stephens

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science-lings · 5 months ago

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Bits and Bats prompt list

Last updated 6/28/2025

If any of these catch your interest, please send me an ask and I'll write a little bit for it!

Ao3 Link

Cass joins the batfam early AUs:

Pre-Batman era, Bruce comes across a little girl being trained as a weapon and takes her home with him (Link)

same as above but she's a baby and he's still determined to go through assassin training

Wanderer-era Cass takes an interest in the city's shadow creature and follows him home like a stray cat (Link)

Cass and Jason: homeless duo who get into hijinks and shouldn't be separated (Link)

Batman being stalked by multiple children (Tim and Cass run into each other following Batman and Robin around)

Babs feels the bat-urge to batdopt a batchild

Batman finds someone to sit silently and brood by gargoyles with

idk any trope or plotpoint would be better if there was a little Cass involved

Fem!Bruce AU? Mama bat and baby bat... Kane and Cain...

Battinson AU, awkward emo man and his adorable but eerily silent daughter, they would haunt dark corners together

Dark Knights of Steel

Bruce talks to his mom (I'm sorry there needs to be some closure)

Bruce and a Robin of your choice

just send me one of the Robins and I'll write something about them or their backstory bc the comic didn't give any of them one

Bruce and his best friend Harley (his one friend that isn't a child or his half-siblings or I guess beastboy)

literally anything with Bruce I'm obsessed with him

Misc.

Platonic ABO

Dragon!Batman AU

Robin Training (homeschooling if it was real weird)

Cuddle Pollen batfam trope POV Poison Ivy

Cryptid batman/Human batkids

Cryptid batfam (they're weird now? THEY'RE WEIRD NOW)

Ghost Batman (Bruce is dead but batman still looms)

The batkids bringing an actual bat along with them and convincing people that it's actually just batman

Something off of that Fairytale AU post (Dragon!Batman, Princess! Brucie, Knight! Bruce)

Battinson and a batkid of your choice

Wing!Au

I'll edit this post to add links when prompts get written for and to add more ideas as I come up with them. These are just the fic ideas that I feel like I can write little ficlets for that don't have to be a full 20k+ fic. I'm also just open to chatting about AUs and ideas, especially if you have ideas for the DKoS Robins, I would love to cooperatively develop them lmao.

I'm happy to get asks here or on my writing blog @sciencelings-writes

#do you see why it's hard for me to pick one thing to write?#i have trouble making decisions with less options...#batfam drabble masterlist #batfam #ask bait #batman #i don't do x reader type fics though #if this ends up very far outside of my circle...#cassandra cain #dark knights of steel #battinson #batfamily

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mythals-whore · 6 months ago

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ASSIGNING THE MEMBERS OF THE VEILGUARD A TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM BECAUSE I CAN!!!

Harding - Debut

Obviously she’s our Ferelden farm girl so this just makes sense, but let me elaborate anyway. Harding is VERY Tied Together with a Smile/ The Outside to me?? Not to mention i feel like she would love the angrier songs Picture to Burn/ should’ve said no. We know how she gets when she’s angry. And you can’t convince me she wouldn’t LOVE Our Song.

Neve - Midnights

Do i even need to explain this one?? Neve gives such Midnights vibes, vigilante shit/mastermind/midnight rain???? Also SO yoyok coded. i feel like her romance is very Labyrinth/Snow on the Beach. And the woman who pets all of docktown’s stray cats is very “karma is a cat” of her idc.

Bellara - Red (TV)

This one was hard! It was between Red and 1989 to me. I just think Bellara would love the high energy pop beats (22, WANEGBT, Starlight). But i think she would LOVE Treacherous/State of Grace as well. Will help with the fanfic writing 100%. I put TV here specifically bc Better Man & Forever Winter could very much remind her of Cyrian??? And you can’t convince me Bellara wouldn’t be obsessed with ATWTMVTV.

Lucanis - Speak Now

Purple vibes, obvious. But he’s like, very Enchanted to me. AKA loves reading romance novels and the concept of romance but doesn’t know much about it/has never experienced it but wants it badly. Which is also why Electric Touch/Sparks Fly apply here. Don’t think about Lucanis listening to Castles Crumbling when he gets back from the Ossuary to find that Caterina is gone (+ later if you don’t save Treviso). Also Innocent was written about him, Taylor told me.

Shout to passenger princess Spite which i feel Taylor embodied when she wrote Dear John (iykyk)

Davrin - Lover

First of all, he is SO The Archer. “Ive been the Archer, Ive been the prey” “i jump from the train and ride off alone i never grew up its getting so old” “i cut off my nose just to spite my face and hate my reflection for years and years” its so Davrin (also one of my favorite songs maybe ever so this is big news). Also as @pinayelf pointed out, Assan as the Arrow?? Dying. But also Davrin’s romance is so Its Nice to Have a Friend. I saw someone talk about this not that long ago, but he’s very much a friend first?? Like he gives the vibe that as your LI you just hang out and rib on each other. I just i feel like they laugh a lot. + Lover as an album is soft but very anxiously attached?? Which i feel is the whole inner life of “i am a Grey Warden and im not supposed to get to attached bc it can’t last.” Honorable mentions go to Daylight/I Think He Knows/Cruel Summer/ Cornelia Street

Could also be convinced he is Reputation bc Reputation seems hardcore but is secretly very soft.

Emmrich - Tortured Poets (The Anthology)

Emmrich would LOVE the flowery language in this. Would love analyzing the lyrics with his besties. He’d love The Albatross (which, coincidentally is one of my favs, guess he just has good taste) and The Manuscript. Also tbh i don’t know much about his romance but “you know how to ball, i know Aristotle” feels like Emmrich with a much younger Rook (shout out to But Daddy I Love Him as well). Idk i think he’d secretly love it. Also relating Robin to Manfred bc that is his son??? On the sad side i feel like Emmrich is very the Prophecy/Peter because he has that dialogue about how he ‘once thought he’d get married’ like he always wanted love but never found it.

Taash - evermore

This was very difficult but i think the general witchy vibes are very “I’m Rivaini, we’re cool with spirits”. Also Tolerate It feels like when their mom comes to visit and no matter what Taash does it’s not good enough. Laash specifically is Dorothea/Ivy to me. And then of course (endgame spoilers) Marjorie after their mom dies and RWYLM if Harding is also gone. As a fan of the ‘pots and pans’ of Closure, they also get this one assigned to them. Just feels right.

#dragon age the veilguard #taylor swift #dragon age #datv #datv spoilers #datv companions #lace harding #neve gallus #bellara lutare #davrin #lucanis dellamorte #emmrich volkarin #taash

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base0h · 11 months ago

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Hello,

Heard you’re looking for ideas so…

Here’s a crack one: The Straw hats working in a department store

Would they become employee of the month? Would they be fired immediately?

a/n - IM WHEEZING AT THIS— you are GENIUS bro holy crap 😭�� dude luffy would get fired so fast it’s insane— and imma just add everyone bc why not 😂

Warnings ⚠️ - MAJOR crack, multiple characters, I’m kinda dumb and might’ve forgotten people

they didn’t even make it past the interview 💀

.✩ kidd (tried killing the interviewer for asking him why he wanted to work there “I really am passionate about restocking— MF IM BROKE.”), buggy, bonney, paulie (did the same thing as kidd plus he parked in the manager’s parking spot)

literally within the first few seconds of the interview they’re hired | “My name is—“ “Can you start within the next few seconds?”

.✩ jimbei, koby, sabo, koala, izou, kaku, vivi

got fired the same day they started

.✩ luffy (ate the entire produce section and then asked the manager “is there more stuff in the back?”), corazon (he accidentally burnt the place down 😀), sanji (confessed his love and asked several female customers to marry him at his cash register), brook (asked for some poor random woman’s underwear 💀)

employee of the month every single month

.✩ jimbei, koby (old people always say how sweet he is to the manager bc he always helps them get the things they can’t reach 😭🫶), tashigi (kids hate her bc she catches them and scolds them if they take an extra candy/sticker from the cashier jar), vivi (accidentally gave herself this title when she’s the manager 💀)

the manager of the store

.✩ nami (steals money from the safe sometimes), aokiji (he literally never shows up to work on time and doesn’t give a shit what the employees do), akainu, fujitora, shanks (bro also does not care and comes to work hungover), dragon (has not shown up once since the interview), sengoku, garp, dadan, vivi, magellan

the sale sign flipper guy

.✩ zoro (if he manages to actually find his way to the store), bepo, ace, shachi, penguin, queen (you legit can’t miss him as you’re driving by 💀), yamato, oden, cat viper, bon clay, ivankov

they work solely in the back to avoid human interaction as much as possible

.✩ mihawk, law, smoker (he’s the guy that mans the big crane machine that moves huge boxes), hawkins, king, katakuri, smoker, lucci

they’re the CEOs of companies that are partners with the store and provide goods for the store to sell

.✩ crocodile (provides gut/immune supporting, healthy, all organic animal/pet food), doflamingo, kaido, big mom, whitebeard, moria (sells and produces copious amounts of Halloween costumes and other decorations)

actually decent employees

.✩ usopp, benn, x drake, robin, nojiko, baby 5, monet, vergo, franky, icebarg, bellamy (SHADOW FROM SK8 PLS TELL ME YALL SEE IT), hachi, killer

they start tweaking because they asked a customer how they were and they ignored them

.✩ shirahoshi (sobbing), bepo, sanji (asked a girl who had her headphones on), Uta (will get so pressed that they ignored her when in reality they just had headphones on)

they’re the reason why the store’s still in business | they’re basically the mascot

.✩ chopper, bepo, carrot, cat viper, dog storm

the dude everyone goes to for questions/help | “Idk go ask ___”

.✩ franky (has beef with cash register 4 bc it stops working for no reason only during his lunch break and never when he’s not doing anything), icebarg, kaku, usopp, lucci, jack, king, robin, jimbei

they’re the reason why no one likes to shop there | they have several weird allegations or felonies of some sort

.✩ trebol, caesar, diamante, dellinger, pica (he drives this mini car and always somehow fits inside it and takes up two spots in the parking lot), absalom, hogback (people have gone missing in the parking lot it’s scary), moria (would you wanna shop if you saw bro? Ik I wouldn’t 😭)

jobless for life ✌️

.✩ rayleigh (he slays idc), roger, yasopp

a/n - I think i forgot people but eh 💀 the one piece brainrot is so back 🙏

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phantom-thieves-official · 2 months ago

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I fell down a rabbit hole making pokemon teams for the phantom thieves

reasoning under the cut teehee

Joker - Zoroark (shapeshifter, can take different forms. Also mirrors the hisui one on Akechi's team.) Absol (dark type, is said to appear before disaster to try and warn/save people.) Meowscarada (dark type, kind of a show-off, just suits his vibes.) Umbreon (vibes, mirrors sylveon on Sumire's team.) Ogerpon (literally changes masks to be different types. cmon.) Moltres (arsene.)

Ryuji - Electivire (electric type that is better in physical attacks than special attacks.) Toxtricity & Luxray (punky, rebel vibes.) Boltund & Zekbstrika (fast, suited to a former track star.) Marowak (uses a club. also associated w mothers and such.)

Mona - Floragato (cat, it's a magician and he's the magician arcana.) Meowth (cat. suits him.) Sky Shaymin (idk vibes. the scarf reminds me of mona's.) Revavroom (car.) Gimmeghoul (treasure. he loves it.) Tatsugiri (he also loves sushi.)

Ann - Liepard (Look at it. come on.) Salazzle & Phermosa (pretty ladies.) Delphox (fire type, is a magic user and Ann's the primary magic attacker of the team.) Alcremie (cake. bc she likes sweets.) Oricorio (flamenco, like Carmen.)

Yusuke - Ninetales (fox, pretty, ice type.) Glaceon (pretty ice type.) Grafaiai & Smeargle (artists.) Clauncher (lobster.) Froslass (dead lady. idk sayuri/mom vibes while still being an ice type.)

Makoto - Lucario & Mienshao (fighters/martial artists.) Miraidon (Johanna.) Alakazam (smart.) Metagross (idk man it just suits her imo.) Pancham (the panda mascot she likes.)

Futaba - Deoxys & Beheeyem (aliens. Defense deoxys bc she's so guarded.) Magnezone (ufo??) Cofagrigus (egypt like her palace.) Porygon & Klinklang (technology.)

Haru - Tinkaton (little, pretty girl wielding weapon too big for her.) Florges (gardening.) Gardevoir & Espeon & Hatterene (refined, ladylike vibes.) Virizion (her thief outfit is a musketeer-esque, Virizion is based on the three musketeers.)

Akechi/Crow - Corvinight (bird. cmon.) Lycanroc (mirrors dusk form on his other team.) Braviary (bird, psychic type so smart.) Type: Null (being used as a weapon, true potential/power is hidden behind a mask.) Decidueye (robin hood.) Zekrom (ideals; mirrors reshiram.)

Akechi/Black mask - Grimmsnarl (Loki-esque, dark type suits him, also kind of looks like his black mask costume.) Lycanroc (mirrors day form on his crow team.) Hisuian Zoroark (is a creature fueled by hatred and anger.) Darkrai (puts people into nightmares they never wake from, like mental shutdowns.) Ceruledge (vibes, kind of loki-esque) Reshiram (represents truth. need I say more.)

Sumire - Mimkyu (disguised as another pokemon; the whole Kasumi thing.) Liligant/Meloetta/Lopunny (closest to gymnast I could find.) Sylveon (ribbons, like in her all out attack finish.) Diancie (Cendrillon)

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sapphosweirdkid · 8 months ago

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Introduction!! :]

My name is something like Rue lol (so you can call me that if you want), I'm a minor and I live in the UK. I'm a lesbian and my pronouns are she/they but I don't mind all the others

My fandoms:

Percy Jackson (still reading ToA tho) (I loveee ruegard)

Stranger Things (especially ronance and byler)

Gravity Falls

Dead Boy Detectives

Yellowjackets

(there are more but I'll probably only post abt those ones)

Bands/artists I like:

Bikini Kill

Bratmobile

Chappell Roan

Olivia Rodrigo

Conan Gray

Sorry Mom (pls lmk if you listen to them bc I'm so obsessed)

The Lightning Thief musical

Heathers the musical

Hole

Dazey and the Scouts (eeeee!!!)

The Raincoats

Generally a lot of other riot grrrl type music like Jack off Jill, Mommy Long Legs, Veruca Salt, Le Tigre, Be Your Own Pet, Destroy Boys, Sleater Kinney, Cat Crash

Towa Bird

Maisie Peters

Charlie xcx

Beabadoobee

Danny Gonzalez/Fox SZN

Lucy Dacus

Descendants (idc, life is sweeter slaps)

Mean girls the musical

High school musical

The Cranberries

Fiona Apple

Siouxsie and the Banshees

Kate Bush

My hobbies:

Drawing

Reading

Writing songs

Playing the Sims 4 or Stardew Valley or occasionally animal crossing or Mario kart or Zelda echoes of Wisdom

Thrifting

Baking

I like watching commentary, video essays, book reviews, deep dives, and gaming YouTube videos.

Some of my favourite characters/kins are Mabel Pines, Phoebe Spengler, Lisa Swallows, Niko Sasaki, Mike Wheeler, Tao Xu, Robin Buckley, Luz Noceda (I desperately want the new Funko pop), Clarisse La Rue, Thalia Grace, BMO (adventure time)

I can't think of a good favourite book but maybe Magnus Chase or Last Night at the Telegraph Club or agggtm. My favourite movie is But I'm a Cheerleader (I have the DVD!!) but I also love Juno, 10 Things I Hate About You and HSM2 (also have the dvd). My favourite show changes a lot but probably Yellowjackets rn but I love so many. My favourite game is Sims 4.

Fun facts about me!

I'm vegetarian

I have mostly blue hair

I own a Blahaj

My parents are divorced (I have a great relationship with both of them btw)

I've always wanted to make a movie and I made a short one a couple months ago

I love picking up cool looking rubbish and keeping it

I love the movie To All the Boys I've Loved Before but I'm not putting it with my favourite movies because Noah Centineo gives me bad vibes

There's this super cute girl at college but I don't think she likes me back

I have a heated blanket

I dressed up as dipper pines for halloween

I love lady bugs

I collect bottle caps and buttons

I love stickers

My favourite food is veggie burgers and chips

Sorry for the long intro post!! I love yapping abt myself

#intro post #introduction #lesbian #cool #very cool #awesome #ok sorry

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slowcatsisland · 2 months ago

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Nico Robin; Physical Characteristics Headcanons

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SHE IS A BANGS GIRLY. POST TIMESKIP SHE STILL HAD THEM BANGS IDC THEY NEVER LEFT HER

Okay- the bangs match Robin to her mom, Olvia’s hair style because Olvia had bangs as well, even though they were rough ends instead of Robin’s chopped ends. It brings them closer together but still respects their own identity out of each other (different hair color, length, style of the bangs themselves)

Her hair is such a dark black that it looks like it reflects a blue hue in sunlight

Robin kept her hairstyle the same for 20 years (and I still don’t have a good headcanon as to why so if u have a thought tell me rn)

The way I see the bangs; Robin did indeed grow her bangs out during the timeskip with the revolutionary army, but cut it similar to her post time skip (basically longer, more grown out chop bangs) and once they arrived to Elbaf she had Brook cut the bangs even more to more closely resemble her pre timeskip

(I want bob cut Robin back)

Her hair is such a dark black that it looks like it reflects a blue hue in sunlight

Robin’s eyebrows are thin and straight. Looks like if somebody took a marker and made one quick swish above each of her eyes. They have little curve to them and give her face a mature, contemplative look until she smiles

She has terrifyingly long eyelashes and guys often compliment them first

She has hooded eyes

Her eyes are so interesting because her pupil is always heavily dilated. It’s either an O’Hara thing or a Nico thing bc her mom’s eyes are the exact same

Dominant eye trait of her family, all have blue eyes too cuz I say so

Because of her pupils her eyes looks larger than they are sorta like a cat

Her nose is long and straight, hardly a curve. If it weren’t for her unique eyes and eye shape her nose would be more defining feature

Her lips are a little of a darker brown (barely) leading into a magenta type of color if that makes sense

Wide smile but rarely shows her teeth

Robin has good hygiene, her teeth are probably the most healthy among the crew except for chopper (Brook doesn’t count)

She also smells good too, she has a faint floral smell mixed with a hint of grass n dirt, but she also has a rather whelming book page scent to her (very calm vibes)

Her voice is perfect in the English dub, she is so soothing and sounds older and mature

Robin can sing really well, but she never does unless in a sing along with Brook or the two of them are alone. She prefers to hum or watch others sing

She does coo Franky and Chopper to sleep sometimes on the days they need it though, her voice carried like soft little flurries that lull them into a dream

“SHE IS TAN” I scream as they drag me away

She was born tan and will always be tan idc what Oda or Toei says. It looks good on her and it just makes sense when you consider where she spends most of her time (outside)

She doesn’t really burn, even in Alabasta she just got more and more golden (she has tan lines, mostly thicker corset/bralette-esque and then she also has a boot tan line along her calf. The tan line isn’t white to tan, it’s like a brown to darker golden)

Her overall body type is tall and lean, but she still holds a healthy amount of body fat. She does have boobs but they’re not the main focal point of any of her outfits (cough cough the way they are in post timeskip thanks Toei and oda for killing the fashion in fashion queen…)

Robin is so one of those tall and lanky girls (she’s literally 6’2) but she also likes wearing heeled boots or plain heels.

The heel helps her to feel sophisticated and of importance (she also likes the way it looks on her)

This sounds weird but her calves are the perfect type you’d think of to be matched with a heel of some sort (pls tell me ykwim)

She doesn’t have obvious muscle especially because her preferred fighting range is long and she’s a scholar/archaeologist/brains over brawn type before she’s a fighter

(She’s literally the definition of born to learn, forced to fight or some type of slogan like that)

She has good grip strength, her palms are larger and her fingers are longer than you’d expect

She doesn’t keep her fingernails long, but she likes to put polish on (typically a nude or light cool color like blue or purple. Pink is one of her favorites lately too)

Robin loves dressing nicely I can’t express that enough. Just look at her pre timeskip fits she has that dark academia, elegant, cow boy appropriation, leather, well put essence to her. She’s learned to style her body so well

Post timeskip Robin often wears more bright and flowery outfits, but they still have that layer of complexity and sophistication that the pre timeskip fits did

Robin has a couple of notable scars she obtained over the years

I like to think she obtained a burn scar during the buster call of O’Hara. Maybe along her arm or leg of considerable size, so she’s always physically carrying O’Hara’s destruction with her just as much as mentally (omg angst opportunity she would regularly cover it up until she met the straw hats and they encouraged her dreams so she let it be seen more now)

I’d wager she has a couple good scars from people betraying her and trying to turn her in once they learned of her true identity (my minds going back to when she was either a kid or a teenager but she was trying to convince this lady to host and help her but the lady refused and I think she threw something at Robin? Idk details fuzzy but those type of situations resulted in smaller scars across Robin’s body)

She has a gash scar somewhere on her torso from Crocodile stabbing through her with his hook. His swipe obviously caused her to bleed and it wasn’t properly looked at until Chopper looked at it back at the Going Merry a good while later

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Hope u enjoyed reading

Mwah 😽

#slowcatsisland #one piece #slowcats #op nico robin #nico robin one piece #nico robin #op ohara #ohara one piece #one piece ohara #sci:headcanon #nico olvia #op strawhats #one piece strawhats #straw hat pirates

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