#bc it truly is not necessary 💀💀

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

btw i started reading sputnik sweetheart and . as always . murakami’s writing is very very tasty but why does he have to be such a freak 😭😭

[redr0sewrites]

Hii!! Can I request Sevika x fem!reader who is rlly clingy, affectionate and wants to ramble and be close to Sevika all the time, but gets embarrassed and shy abt it?? Tyy!! 🩷🫶

🥀A/n: Sevika is literally sooooooo-

🥀Cw: fluff, a bit suggestive but nothing even remotely explicit!

we all know sevika has a tough persona, but when it comes to you, she practically melts

she secretly adores how affectionate you are, but never admits it!!!

when you first met, she's surprised by how genuinely sweet you are and finds herself becoming protective over you

it takes her a while to recognize that she was catching feelings for you, but once she realizes it hits her like a fucking truck

sevika is confident, but she isn't great at communicating her feelings. there is definitely a lot of mutual pining and "idiots to lovers" going down before either of you actually make a move on eachother 😭 all of silco's cronies literally had a betting pool on when you two would get together (ran and silco won 💀)

sevika is definitely the one to make the first move, she doesn't want to lose you and would probably confess rather bluntly. upon seeing you get so flustered, she almost thinks you don't reciprocate, until you shyly tell her you feel the same

once you two are official??? sevika has never been happier. she makes it her life goal to torture you (in the best ways)

teases you mercilessly about how shy and embarrassed you are around her!!! sevika loves intentionally flustering you, especially when others are around. she isn't big on pda, but sometimes she can't help but grab your face and pull you into a deep kiss, only to pull away and admire your shocked and flustered expression

LOOOTSSSS of flirting, even when you two are officially dating. petnames too, she calls you princess, doll, babe, and hon, but her favorite has to be simply using the word my in front of your name

she adores your affection! as previously stated, she is not a big fan of pda, but in private she adores how clingy you are.

sevika is a very cuddly sleeper, i said what i said. she sleeps on her stomach and hugs her pillows, but once she starts sleeping with you, she cuddles you in her sleep instead!

she gives you lots of forehead and hand kisses, she thinks theyre more meaningful

protective!!!! sevika knows you can handle yourself, but she wants you to know that she's always on your side if necessary. would absolutely defend you against anybody and is your biggest supporter. she's literally your ride or die, and is not the type to play devil's advocate whenever it comes to arguments bc she genuinely cares about your opinions

speaking of arguments, they never escalate too much. sevika is stubborn, but she's also reasonable and is pretty good at compromise. i actually think an affectionate partner would be really good for her, i hc that she doesn't have much relationship experience like at all. she grew up in the undercity and there really wasn't much opportunity for romance outside of a sexual setting, so you're like a breath of fresh air. sevika takes her time when adjusting to receiving (and giving) affection, so that may cause a bit of conflict at the start of your relationship, but once you're over those hurdles and when she fully trusts you she is a lot more affectionate

sevika is very touch starved and secretly clingy herself, but you didn't hear it from me :)

when it comes to rambling and infodumping, sevika is SUCH a good listener. she loves listening to you ramble while she works on her metal arm, and will nod along and agree with you whenever necessary. she's also pretty good at advice, although she can be a bit blunt. she's honest and tells it like it is, and is very open with you about her opinions.

loooooveeesss having you close to her so she can keep an eye on you. she wants to make sure you're safe is all, and if you wanted privacy she would totally oblige, but sevika truly loves having you around! if you also work for silco, sometimes she'll accompany you on your missions so that you won't be lonely and also bc she thinks its hot when her "cute litle girlfriend" kills people... omg what who said that!!!

you both are the epitome of "opposites attract", and sevika loves you because of it!

the familiar sound of the fromt door of your apartment unlocking alerts you to Sevika's arrival.

"Sev!" your voice comes out much more excited than you anticipated, but at the moment you couldn't care less. "your back!!!" you run up to your girlfriend, wrapping your arms around her neck and planting a kiss right om her lips. she's so tall you have to stand on tip-toes just to reach her, and your stomach flips as her familiar, booming laugh echoes around you. "i see someone missed me," Sevika chuckles, pulling away to flick you gently on the forehead.

you feel your cheeks heat up, giving her a light smack on the arm before leaning up to kiss her on the cheek again. "oh, fuck you.." you murmur, and Sevika smirks. "i can if you want me to-"

"oh, shut uuup!!" if you haven't already melted into the floor because of how embarrassed you were, you definitely would now. "how was the mission?" your desperate to change the topic, lest you burst aflame from how warm your cheeks feel. "it went smoothly," Sevika replied, sitting down at your guys' kitchen table and kicking her shoes off into a messy pile by the doorway, "but i missed my girl."

you walk over to her and kiss her on the forehead, before she tugs you in by the waistband and pulls you onto her lap. you gasp, giggling as she wraps her arms around your waist. "well, i think you'll be happy to know that your girl missed you too." Sevika hums, wrapping her metal hand around your throat and pulling you into a gentle kiss.

i am unhealthily obsessed with her SHES SOOOOOOOOO AUGHHHH

[justallihere]

SHES BACKKKKK!!!!!!!! Welcome back bestie!!!!

Let start off by saying, the first line was just Xaden being so down bad. I will fold every single time i read the line "his wife" bc I too love your wife

Xaden wasn’t sure how he was supposed to stop touching his wife long enough to let her out of their bed. 

at this rate, everything is going to remind him of Violet 💀 and I love that he's obsessed

Brennan huffed, and he sounded just like Violet as he did it. “Let me see.” 

Same Sloane, same

He heard Sloane say, as he left, “Who was that and what did you do with Xaden Riorson?” 

Even though we only had a glimpse of Mira and Drake, I was foaming at the mouth for the scraps we got. Drake was so funny in this. He's a lethal dude but doesn't act like it until necessary. Mira is trying to pretend he doesn't exist 💀

Love the detail that Mira and Vi wore gowns that weren't black!!!! I love black too but damn, they probably looked amazing

Sgayel is so funny and i love her so much

“You’re useless,” Sgaeyl snapped “I will incinerate anyone who dares to look at her wrong,” Sgaeyl said to Xaden

Tairn being the bad bitch that he is, swooping in to lift Violet. They way he GENTLY placed her down. That's a girl dad right there

Xaden is scary but Violet is terrifying and I love her for that. Scary, powerful violent women are my weakness. Vi is probably the only person X will yield too

Xaden.” That voice was softer, familiar, the only voice that had ever truly cut through his tumultuous thoughts and anger

Questions:

Were you intentional with Xaden's injury?(i remember there's a scene were Sgayel was joking that Xaden could survive being a rider without his arm)

I want to give you all the flowers in the world Miss Ali 🖤🖤🖤🖤

I'm back!!! Thank you!!

I told you guys Xaden's whipped and they're insufferable 😭 there's some more bits of Mira and Drake in the next chapter!! I love them!! Drake is so tired, he knows Tecarus is an idiot, and until he's needed he's going to mind his business and have a drink.

Sgaeyl's like boy if you'd DO YOUR JOB you wouldn't need me?? You DON'T need me?? Get it together.

Tairn is the baddest bitch in this place and he deserves all his flowers.

Xaden is big and scary but Violet is little and scary and she's much more terrifying because no one expects it from her. That's my girl 😌

Yes, Xaden's injury was a nod back to that and a reference to him almost losing his arm in canon to the gryphon attack!

Thank you 💕💕💕

[sylwanin-was-right]

Rewatching Avatar 2 and its fucking me up so badly how Jake literally said he had no plan to protect the Omaticaya hiding in the mountains after knowing Spider was captured by Quaritch and the Recoms, and was basically gonna give up to "save" JUST her and the kids....

Like.... how infuriating lol.

Neytiri and her children severed from her people AND her homeland all cuz Jake wouldnt sacrifice JUST himself to protect EVERYONE, including Neytiri and the kids, AND to honor Neytiri's own duty to protect her people and their land as obliged by her faith, her will, her ancestors, her role in the clan, and the wish of her dying father (who's death Jake is partially responsible for)....

The movie is set up to make us feel like what Jake did to protect his family was noble but it was just so selfish to me??? Nothing abt Jake's decision and need to leave the clan to divert the RDA/Recom's attempt to find him in the mountains needed to glue Neyriti, Neteyam, Tuk, Lo'ak, and Kiri to it. Its giving "my wife and kids are my most important assets"; terrible implications given that Neytiri is native-coded, and Jake, despite the permanent avatar body, is still responsible for the gross displacement and death of her clan barely 1 generation removed from the events of the genocide. Jake had a lot to atone for which he did somewhat in A1 by defecting and fighting alongside the Na'vi in the great war. But that atonement was homage and sacrifice to all the Omaticaya people, and by extension, all Na'vi, since he became Toruk Makto and had harbored a duty to protect collective interests of relating clans.

Like, just "wanting to protect your family" would have included everyone in the clan, as the fortress of family is found collectively among the people, who were willing to die fighting for their land and people together. As a warrior, as a legend, as a leader, and even as a father, I'd expect Jake to make the sacrifice of leaving the clan by himself an to honor the passiom of the people to fight until the end for their liberation in war. It would have been rlly hurtful for him to leave and miss out on continuing to lead the clan and raise his family, but responsible and fair, bc he knew the RDA, who returned particularly more powerful and vengeful, mainly wanted his head as the "insurgency leader" and RDA defector, and the Omaticaya were well equipped at that point to defend themselves under Tarsem's and Mo'at's leadership and prior training on RDA tactical warfare (plus Norm, Max, and other humans were still left there to help).

But throughout the movie Jake was portrayed as a force of sensibility among the Na'vi (Neytiri, and among the Metkayina) when they expressed revolutionary suicide and vengence for their fallen, and displacement. And he was seen as justified in risking another clan's stability and safety to let him not only hide from the RDA, but to call so many shots while seeking asylum, including the call to land a metalic helicopter on their land that somehow nobody remembered could be tracked. It seemed that only Jake got to determine if group-sacrifice was noble, necessary, and family-oriented if it directly preserved himself and his interests, particularly the preservation of his role in a nuclear family.

To me, A2 was skid deep on its attempt to portray collectivity, family, and sacrifice. And its was so unpleasant seeing again how Neyriti was practically silent and silenced, only to echo what Jake was thinking when she was the one most affected by the emotional turmoil of the severence from her home, the rest of her family (including the forest), her cultural duties, and her healing.

Truly, I can barely deal w this franchise at this point 😂💀.

[darlin-djarin]

You’re very strange. Sid isn’t a poc, her voice actress is a white woman, and Saw has been portrayed as a negative character before TBB came out, yet y’all sit on this app and use TBB as a scapegoat for deeply rooted racism within Disney that’s been there for 50+ years. If you don’t like TBB bc of all the reasons you say, stop watching Disney shows as a whole. Mind you, one of the main characters of the show you fav so much (Mandalorian) had a GENUINE racist woman on there for two seasons, or let’s speak on Ahsoka which has a transphobic actress playing her. Let’s also remember how John Boyega and Moses Ingram were treated as well. TBB has its own problems, but it’s funny how y’all ignore real world racism with real people.

are you. fucking serious.

first of all, sid does count as a “poc” (the term poc barely exists outside of america and white dominated countries, but what i’m saying is that sid is not the equivalent to a white woman). no alien is white. just because someone’s actor is white doesn’t mean the character, especially since it’s an alien, is white. (not to mention that sid’s characterization is an antisemetic stereotype). hell, pedro pascal considers himself a white latino and din djarin is still a poc character. and yeah saw has been portrayed in a negative view but that’s because everyone else is seen as an angel and all pure and morally correct, while making saw a bad guy for doing things to the extreme, which is absolutely necessary when it’s for the greater good for the rebellion. just because i don’t like tbb doesn’t mean suddenly i can’t enjoy other shows. you sound so fucking stupid right now.

and hey, using the mandalorian against me isn’t gonna work 💀💀 i’ve made my fair share about how racist the show is as well, bringing up bo-katan and her racism (and extremism, but she gets to be celebrated and adored for it, while saw gerrera just gets more racism for it) and how the show uses and discards polynesian culture, which is what mandalorians are based on, to the directors liking. i’ve spoken up a MILLION times about the problems in a million different shows, even my favorites, because just bc i like something doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be criticized when something about it may be harmful to real life audiences getting represented (or not represented) that way.

i don’t know anything about ahsoka or her actress so i can’t speak on that, but if you look through my ahsoka posts, i haven’t been exactly praising the show either 💀 i’ve been giving it criticism as well, especially for it’s visuals and it’s choice in actors that were hired.

i don’t “ignore” real world racism, i obviously fucking care about it, since it affects me and so many other people in the world, but this is a star wars blog. i talk about star wars and it’s media and criticize it when i see something wrong with it and i state my opinions. fiction reflects reality, and vice versa, so even if the problems in this fictional show, tbb, aren’t “technically” real, it can still harm real people who watch that and see themselves represented in a bad way or in an inappropriate manner. being represented on screen is something so special and seeing all the racism that goes on in that show is truly fucking awful.

this is why i hate fucking talking about this show. because y’all bad batch supporters are SO quick to defend your show, y’all come into my inbox and talk shit. no one said you can’t enjoy some aspects. but you need to know how this show can harm people irl with the things that happen in it, reflecting upon reality.

[jinkicake]

Yeah the aether brainrot is real😭 guess you have to create the change you want to see in the world😔😔 like he’s such a boy and idk what other way to describe him, truly the Giovanna effect. He’s really the “am i going too fast for you?🥺 want me to slow down” while he’s folding you in half; he’s so pretty and he knows it!! He has that smile that’s so warm and trustworthy the “he would never hurt anyone” smile and it’s the exact same one he will use when he’s overstimulating you until your eyes are permanently at the back of your head. Very much “I won’t reveal my true secrets or intentions until necessary” vibes. And he’s the beloved traveler! Why would they think he’s knuckles deep in you at a dinner with ningguang?? Why would anyone have reason to suspect he’s at the top of wangshu inn covering your mouth so they don’t hear your screams?(Xiao knows and definitely sees and that’s probably why he does it) like he has a pinch of “and what about it🤨” bc he would probably bend you over a statue of the seven and not flinch bc what are they really gunna do😭 eating you out in the hands of barbatos when it’s pitch black outside and the only one who would be around is that bard; knowing zhongli on the clock and having you ride him as he sits on the statue and they can hear it all. Lmao everyone knows your a slut but you like he does this but not a soul will say anything to you but they know you’re the travelers play thing. Wonder why the electro archon and the shrine maiden can’t look you in the eyes for more than a second 🤔 will tell you you’re imagining things.will give a demonstration if asked tho he has an exhibitionist streak. “I don’t do anything unless you ask me” bitch 😒 I hate him!! I hear everyone’s “his hair is down during sex” and I raise you: what if he keeps it in a braid or in a bun. Like if he’s fighting and his king ass hair isn’t getting caught in anything he’s not gunna take it down when you can still pull on it. Would also look suspicious if you came back form a commission limping and he didn’t look put together. Ik Lisa knows and by w jean and Kaeya too so they’re like 😳🫢 the entire time they talk to y’all. Jean is stuttering her way through asking him to check out some nearby ruins and you’re asking her if she’s feeling okay😭 Kaeya is holding back a laugh but if you look at him he will evaporate, like they can’t say they heated you creaming on his dick in the forbidden section of the library😔😔 so they just gotta pretend like everything is normal while sunshine boy is smiling like he’s never done anything wrong a day in his life😊 his song gotta be Handstand specifically the dojacat verse👀👀 abyss aether definitely likes a crowd you can’t tell me he wouldn’t give direct orders while you’re falling apart in his lap💀he don’t care who walks in. What if he were in the same universe as tracer aether like a clone Albedo👀 let me not think about that too much😭 he’s a menace and loves to asset dominance any way possible, him using everyone’s visions to beat her showed me that he isn’t letting his full potential being sealed away stop that!!

no aether is so sick... he pretends to be concerned about you but then continues to do the thing that's causing your brain to melt!

like 'I'll stop, don't worry' when you're crying from overstimulation but then he's continuing to play with your clit until your legs spasm and you start to sob

yeah i get the aether appeal bc he seems so sweet and that is how he gets you! yandere!aether is real!!! he makes you think he is a normal dude but then the next morning you're tied up to his throne and he's like 'good morning!'

now personally if aether had me on top of the inn and xiao was only listening in... i would personally jump off the building bc xiao has to join in like ill cry... like GET OVER HERE THERE IS ENOUGH ROOM... matter of fact, i might push aether off the roof for xiao like he'll survive it's fine! sorry xiao got the better of me- now its just me and xiao hehehe but still two is better than one so i want both!

wait a min i know youre thinking of traveler aether and im thinking of abyss prince aether.... but i need to jot down that idea of him fucking you against the statues bc that goes perfect w the yandere!abyss prince i got going in my head right now.... that will be my dream for tonight and what i fall asleep to!

i think he keeps his hair up during... ya know.... like it's too long and would be suuuch a mess to keep down... it would just get in the way!

naurrrr aether is so sick if he acts like nothing happened while you're limping and bruised up like everyone would believe him if he said nothing was wrong omggggggg

sighhh thinking abt the abyss prince just wow-

[ninas-gf]

what does eulacule even mean?

like... eula polycule? is it just that?

for the most part, yeah 😭

and i think it’s funny bc one problem i had with the old url (aside from clogging up in the ship tags) was that i didn’t want to be associated primarily with a ship. shipping can be fun… but at the end of the day, i will almost always appreciate the individual characters over the ship. to me, it’s possible to enjoy a character without shipping, but it’s impossible to truly appreciate a ship without loving its characters first. so really, shipping isn’t even really necessary for me, it’s just a little extra thing i sometimes enjoy

but ofc that all goes out the window when i call myself “eula polycule” 💀💀💀

(technically though, it could have multiple meanings. -cule makes me think of something tiny, like a molecule. so it could mean something like ‘tiny eula’ which really means nothing but i think it’s cute. also it kind of sounds like ‘eula cool’ haha get it bc she’s a cryo user)

[papirouge]

Not sure what anon calling your racial slur has to do with anything but your whole argument is sending links from biased news sources and using caps lock. It’s travel with my wife yearly to Israel and her family does occasionally as well but we could not this year because of what happened. You’re entitled to your opinion and I could send you links from other biased news sources arguing the opposite of what you’re saying. I was trying to have a discussion with a person not a propaganda machine. I have my biases as well.

By that I mean that I am sickened by the casualties on both sides and while you blame whoever it is you want to blame I blame Hamas. The state I live in sends immense support to Israel and overall we don’t tolerate extremism here and the city is nice compared to places flooded with slacktivists. Some of us are just upset the protests are harmful to both Muslims and Jewish people. I worry about the antisemitism and the type of Islamaphobia we saw happen after 9/11.

The protests and the online wars are not helping bring Palestine and Israel closer to peace. It is causing division and hate. The ceasefire did not happen because of everyone spray painting swastikas and vandalizing the White House. It happened for an amount of time because Hamas was releasing some hostages. I truly hope for peace and I believe Israel has a right to seek justice for what happened.

I’ve seen footage from both the bombings in Gaza and October 7th and what I would say is it’s going to get worse before it gets better. America will continue to be a strong ally to Israel like it has in the past. Idk how you do it in France and I get that there’s a lot hate for Americans but I do love the country that I live in and the freedoms I have here. 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇵🇸. This is what I want. Peace and understanding for everyone. Your slacktivism isn’t going to change a goddamn thing no matter how many links you copy and paste. The people who really make changes don’t care about likes and reblogs.

First of all : miss me with your unasked for lecture about my typing style OR MY USE OF CAPS, THANK YOU. That's MY BLOG and I DO AND TYPE HOW THE HECK I WANT💜 You already walk on thin ice here so you better watch your tone. I'm not your friend and you're just lucky I chose to entertain your annoying presence on MY space.

Now. Here's the thing anon : there's no unbiased media source. EVERY media has a director of publication AND a financier who pretty much has the last say on the 'orientation' of that media. People like you pulling out the "unbiased" source card come off very unaware of how journalism work. If the same information is shared in several publications from a various of countries and political spectrum, blaming the information at hand as being "biased" is ridiculous. But hey, weren't Israeli officials saying the UN and Amnesty International was the pro Hamas ? 💀Just say you're mad at this information and go.

I mean, it's extremely revealing you're like "no matter how many link your copy paste" because it shows 1) you're not interested in educating yourself (and it shows) 2) you don't even value information for what it is. Those are just "copy past links" which ultimately explains why your takes are so stupid and uneducated. I wouldn't be surprised you're American bc you guys often have that wicked mix of arrogance and sheer stupidity.

Also a question : are you White? Because the way you use "slacktivism" shows you don't know the slightest what it actually means and think. I'm asking bc like you, Whites haven't shut up about woke so I ended up with the conclusion they just love hopping on internet slang and rehashing it left & right without grasping their actual meaning ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Here's a clue : you realize that people talking shit on the internet..... don't necessary claim the "activist" title right? Do you realize that Palestinians THEMSELVES ask us to TALK about Palestine, and that unlike entitled brats like you thinking they can lecture anyone about how they should correctly support Palestine cause, are just grateful we keep talking about them? So why should I acknowledge your opinion? You're not a Palestinian. You are foreign to the equation at hand. Shut up.

"the protest and online wars aren't bringing Palestine and Israel closer to peace" .....but bombing Gaza will? Are you out of your mind? Do you realize you're literally breeding a new gen of radicalized kids who will hate Israel for wiping off 95% of their lineage? On what multiverse are you living??

Slacktivism doesn't kill people and yet you're more mad at it than the actual bomb killing civilians... Insanity.

And protest do work ; there's been a ceasefire. (Not because of sprayed swastikas). Funny how you act like it didn't happen. I thought you wanted peace; as a "peace lover", I think you'd be more appreciative of that🙃

And TBH we in France we ain't checking for America like that. I know you guys have a weird main character syndrome but the USA definitely aren't on french people's mind like that. I know you guys aren't the brightest bulb of the building but we have our own continent (Europe) to deal with first (which is a lot).

Conclusion : the people who really want changes aren't there submitting stupid anons on a rando inbox. You want peace through war? Enroll into Tsahal or shut up forever. People like you thinking war will ultimately fix things while not be on the frontline of that ✨peacemaking war✨ disgust me.

Yall told yourselves the same lie for decades already and it didn't work. Do you know how are called people doing the same thing while thinking the result will end up different? : CRAZIES.

PS/ learn to read: me bringing up like & reblog was about the person saying nobody was reading my lengthy response posts.

[bisexualnamjoonie]

Yes; exactly, thank you for putting into words what I couldn't express. I was genuinely excited by the solo work of the members but tbh even Jimin's album sounded a little bit flat to me (and NO,it's not because it was more straight than I wanted lol). Even Yoongi disappointed me despite the good songs in his album because his whole tour is so capitalist-coded it's amazing lol. I'm still enjoying the band but it's truly disappointing. So yeah let's wait for the rest of JK album but...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah I've talked with a few ppl who didn't like jimins solo that much as well. for myself I've grown to like it progressively, I struggled with the hype around it more than with the album itself (bc it came after the shitshow that were jitb and indigo promo by hybe, it has more to do with the way hybe and armies are favouring maknae line than anything else so it's not on him musically lol) cause at the end of the day Jimin took part in the creative process and even if half the songs weren't my cup of tea musically, i still liked that he tried - u can see and feel he's working on his identity as an artist. im scared jks album won't even have that, or that the songs that are actually a reflexion of his musical identity won't outweight the more seven like songs... we'll see

as for face not being queer enough ive actually been giving an unhealthy amount of thoughts about bts and queerness these past few months 💀 ill try to be brief cuz I could go for ten paragraphs lol, but basically i don't think we can - and should - expect for them to openly state that they are / to come out, for multiple reasons. firstly if they ever do express more clearly their queerness it will be AFTER everyone is done with military service, no matter how many solo stuff they put out in the meantime. they just can't afford to be out with the current korean gov breathing down their necks. secondly they are not western artists and it's important to remember that the notion of coming out is a profoundly western one (no matter your race) and that for a lot of LGBT+ ppl in non-western part of the world it is not something that's necessary / desirable to openly live out your queerness. lastly i think we don't need them to, because we know. they've already shown us, or at least they've never hidden it. the only reason ppl won't accept it is because to be recognise as LGBT+ in the eyes of cisheteronormativity, you HAVE TO explicitly say it otherwise they will refuse to acknowledge it and will impose cisheterosexuality on you - and sometimes not even coming out is enough. like, I said it before, that yoongi has basically come out like four times in their careers already. that ppl refuse to acknowledge it is on them, not him. they've already shown us that at least a few of them are queer in plenty of ways, so as a fellow queer army let me reassure you that they are with us 💓💓💓

as for yoongi and the tour, I won't lengthen this ask even more lmao, as I've already said what I thought about it here and here, but mostly my take is: yes, he is part of the problem, yes it's infuriating, but he's just one pebble amongst all the other rich famous ppl out there, and if at the end of the day his music brings you joy, don't beat yourself up too much abt still staning him (but still remember that it's okay to be critical of them and their actions!)

[nightendale]

What if… she’s in this state (Like Tai) where she isn’t in control and she starts eating bc yk survival then she snaps tf out of it when Nat looks at her mouth full of jackie💀 and she’s like ‘WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!’ then like stumbles away, throws up and goes into the cabin. Like it’s the wilderness getting her to do what it wants bc she doesn’t believe in it! It controls her but she gets out of its hold. Like it makes her think it’s not a big thing. Especially since she hated Jackie. Then she’s like ‘JACKIE WAS A PERSON!’ and is disgusted. Maybe even finds comfort in Nat about it and over time Nat helps her see they HAVE to.

Maybe they start talking about life when they get out of there and what they wanna do and Gabby is like ‘I want that. So I HAVE to eat. Doesn’t matter what it is.’ kinda thing…does that make any sense? Bc I feel like if she doesn’t believe in it she’ll still go a little crazy (who tf wouldn’t) and goes into the whole antler queen thing, especially when it ‘chooses’ Nat😭

“I have to support my girl” kinda behaviour 💀

I’m toying more with the idea that the Jackie thing might perhaps (spoiler possibly)

Cause a bigger rift between Nat and gabi, I think gabi will be tempted by the meat cause who wouldn’t they’re starving but I think ultimately by the time jackdonalds and doomcoming happens gabi hasn’t lost enough humanity yet, she still has javi keeping her sane and I also think him missing will just make her worried to a point where she can’t even believe the girls would do something like that.

I think she’ll be like coach Scott in a sense with how he views the girls ( a lot less extreme cause she understands it was necessary) I think gabi truly let’s go of the last bit of morale and humanity she has when she fully loses javi.

I also just don’t see her eating Jackie cause by the time of Jackie’s death gabi and Jackie have humanised each other a lot while at the same time the other girls are realising how much of a problem Jackie brings in survival.

(But she’ll defo have her insane quirky girl moment especially when Nat becomes antler queen it just will take a bit longer then the rest)

[justallihere]

i don't think you've ever answered that question but if u have i'm sorry: what did you think about Iron Flame's finale ?? that whole xaden turning venin ? do u have any theories??

my very humble opinion is that it wasn't a good enough plot twist it felt kind of lazy to me bc we know Violet will find a cure BUT i am curious to see how insane she will become next book and i truly hope RY explores her morality whenever xaden is concerned. like will she kill someone to save xaden and if yes, is she okay with it ??

Okay so I am honestly sort of still processing my thoughts about this one. It was definitely a shock at first because I read the book in like 2 days and there was SO much going on, but looking back on it it’s not that much of a surprise. It’s entirely in character for Xaden to do whatever he feels is necessary to protect Violet.

One of my friends said “I hope Violet fixes him” and my immediate response was “I hope she makes him worse” 💀 I personally love to see morally flexible characters though, like why do we assume that being venin is something that needs to be fixed? If it weren’t for Violet, would Xaden care or even want to be fixed? To me, Violet is his moral compass. I think it will definitely be interesting to see her reaction to it, and I’m hoping that we’ll see a lot more of the venin, specifically their origin and motivations. We don’t really know what they want, right? We’re just kind of assuming the riders and the dragons are the good guys and I hope we get more on that.

As for Violet’s morality, doesn’t she all but say at one point in IF that she would kill Dain if it meant protecting Xaden? I think her morals have already changed a lot since the beginning of FW, I’m curious to see which direction they sway after this, if she ends up going back to a stricter moral compass or if it loosens in her attempt to do whatever she has to fix Xaden

[zablife]

@call-sign-shark SHARK!!! 😳🫨😱💀 That was my progressive reaction to this horrific tale. You outdid yourself with this masterpiece! I need to start from the beginning bc I have so many thoughts about this...

First, I adore the somewhat innocuous beginning with petty slights and the spilling of the wine. It's utterly juvenile behavior from her in-laws and I was feeling hurt and confused along with poor Mrs. Shelby. However, the moment she enters the bathroom, there's a complete energy shift. There's something about Arthur that brings this about naturally and his actions from that point only deepen the aching sense of dread. (I'm getting a cold shiver down my spine just thinking about it!)

I would have felt uneasy in any room of the house, but the enclosed space of the bathroom elicits a claustrophobic paranoia that grows by the minute. I would have been clawing my way out if necessary! Arthur's slow, predatory movements and his terrifying story (one of my faves btw!) only heighten the sense of danger. By the time Heaven arrives, I was sure her murder was imminent! I knew better than to trust Heaven in this scenario bc she can be the jealous sort.

I love how you've taken her usually delicate, angelic features and twisted them into something unholy here, bloodthirsty even. The terror you portray in Mrs. Shelby when she realizes Heaven will not be her savior had my dark heart thrilling with delight. The tension was so thick as Arthur and Heaven toy with her. Will they or won't they harm her? "One small cut here and you’ll bleed to death on the floor of this bathroom." 😱 Heaven is moments away from ending Mrs. Shelby's life, I can feel it and then...Mrs. Shelby escapes?!?!

That was so intense! I loved every moment. I voted that Arthur and Heaven could have killed her bc they seemed lost in a world that belonged only to themselves. They truly seemed capable of anything, esp Arthur who would kill for Heaven. Now I'm curious to know if you had that intention? Either way this was a marvelous submission for my celebration. Tysm for taking the time to craft such an amazing tale! ❤

Love Ritual

Summary: Among all the members of the Shelby clan who distrust Tommy's new wife, Y/N, Arthur is the one who suspects her the most. As the oldest brother, it is his mission to protect Tommy from his girl... Even if it means using the most awful methods.

Pairing: Arthur Shelby x Reader x fem!OC

Words: 3.5k

TW: horror theme, blood, allusions to murder, angst

Notes: This work was written for @zablife's 2k celebration "A Night at Arrow House". Congratulations honey, here to many more! Room chosen: Bathroom🖤

Y/N Shelby.

The first time you had heard someone call you so was the day of your marriage right after the infamous Thomas Shelby had put a golden wedding ring around your finger and the priest declared you wife and husband. You could still clearly remember the way his strong and calloused hands, damaged by years of excruciating work and one World War, rested proudly on your hips when his smooth lips crashed against yours. He had kissed you as if his life depended on it, the sensual press of his mouth sending shivers of pleasure through your body to the extent of weakening your legs. Admittedly, things had happened rather fast between you and him. Not that it bothered you though — you were more than satisfied about your love story, which had started the day you came in the Garrison asking for a job. The celebration of your wedding was barely over when Tommy asked you to pack your stuff for the magnificent and unforgettable honeymoon he had booked for the two of you. One thing no one could deny was when Thomas Shelby made a gift, it was always ridiculously expensive and sophisticated. After one full week of paradise in Paris, drinking champagne right from your husband’s mouth and only leaving the bedsheet to go shopping in the Champs Élysée, you came back between the mighty walls of Arrow House. In truth, your return to Small Heath had been inevitable and you already dreaded the absence of Tommy, swallowed by a shit ton of work that had piled up on his desk during his absence. Here was the price to pay to be Tommy’s wife, but that was fine with you. After all, you had it all: the money, the fame, the mansion, and even the heart of Birmingham’s most frightening gangster. 

The last thing left was to conquer his family, which you thought would be easy.  If the boss of the Peaky Blinders himself couldn’t resist your natural charm and your beaming smile, no one else could. 

Never you could have imagined how wrong you were. 

The idea to throw a party in Arrow House with all the Shelby clan seemed to be a wonderful way to meet the ones closest to your husband and start establishing cordial relationships. For the event, you hired the most talented cook in London, asked the servants to pamper the guests, and even wore the fanciest dress you found in Paris. Everything had to be perfect. What surprised you though was the worries in Tommy’s eyes when you had shared your plan with him, his turquoise iris turning one shade darker. Still, he agreed with you and let you organize the event as you wished. Honestly, it could have been, indeed, a wonderful idea if the family hadn’t decided that fate shouldn’t go easy on you. The cold and cruel truth, that you’d learn too late, was that no one in the family trusted you. Worst, they didn’t like you. Not at all. And because of their caustic hostility, they were more than decided to turn your charming party into a nightmare you wouldn’t forget. 

The sound of your heel echoed in the dark hallways of the mansion, whose grandiloquent chandeliers remained turned off. Following a violent storm, all of Small Heath had been plunged into a blackout. What an awful way to start the evening, you had thought, unknowing of the fact the Shelby clan had planned to do everything in their power to make it worse. The only source of light that kept the mansion from total darkness were the flames of hundreds of candles Frances had lit all around. 

An unpleasant feeling weighed on your shoulders and made the hairs of your neck raise as you walked through the silent corridors of Arrow House. What was usually a comforting haven had turned into a threatening place for reasons you could not explain. Call it instincts or sixth sense, but you were overtaken by an unexplainable dread now that you were all alone. Maybe the stress of the power cut and the roaring thunder outside was making you slightly paranoid? Or maybe it was the Shelby behavior towards you that had dulled your mood? No matter the source of your anxiety, the result was the same:  you could not help but take quick glances above your shoulder,  convinced that someone had been stalking you from the moment you had left the ballroom. Something was lurking in the shadow, closely monitoring your movements. At this very moment, you weren’t quite sure anymore about wandering in the vast mansion by yourself in almost complete blackness. However, the perspective of coming back to the ballroom stirred a feeling of utter anger within you. No, you definitely could not stay in the same room as Polly Gray anymore. From the moment you met her dark eyes to the one you left the room, the Romani queen had been nothing but a bane to you. 

It had started with her shooting you some condescending glances and whispering things in Ada’s ear as you passed by them. By the end of the pre-dinner drink, the fearless Aunt had waited for Thomas to leave the room to bump into you on purpose and spill all the red wine of her glass on your overpriced dress. When the mischief was done and the fabric of your expensive garment saturated with the red and smelly alcohol, Polly only shrugged and said “Oh, sorry love.” You hadn’t been fooled by her apologies though, for the way her mouth stretched in a sadistic and disdainful grin had left no doubt of her intentions. To this, Ada and John snickered in the background. 

For all these reasons you had run away from the ballroom, trying your best not to cry in front of her, and took the stairs two at times to lock yourself in the luxurious bathroom. You didn’t want them to see you weeping — you refused to give these hyenas the satisfaction of witnessing how deeply their behavior had hurt you. A little sigh escaped from your lips as you stood there with your eyes closed and your forehead leaning against the door you had just shut. 

“Are you lost, love?” The hoarse voice that echoed in the silent bathroom made you jolt like a kitten caught in the midst of doing something stupid. You turned around in one vivid movement, your wide-open eyes falling on Arthur, who was sitting on the edge of the bathtub. His sharp face, sprinkled with freckles, was floodlit by the orange glow of the dancing candle flames scattered all around him. Such an unexpected encounter made you take a few steps on the right side in order to extend the distance between him and you. It was only when your back hit the cold wall that you realized you might have taken more than a few steps. “Thought no one would bother me here but look at ya.” He growled, the gravel of his voice making his chest vibrate and, by extension, your legs shake like leaves in a raging wind. Of all the Shelby clan and Tommy’s acquaintances, Arthur Shelby was surely the one who frightened you the most. Since the first day you met, he barely acknowledged your existence, rather ignoring you. The rare moments he noticed your being, he simply gave you a death stare with his frozen steel-blue eyes and carried on with Tommy's orders. While you didn’t understand the source of his hatred, you did understand that he, as well as the rest of the clan, would never welcome you in the family whether you bore the name of Shelby or not. Moreover, the oldest sibling was dangerous. All he needed was a little push to snap and transform into a rabid dog, ready to maim and murder anyone unlucky enough to cross his path.  And here you were, trapped with him in a dimly lit bathroom. The more you looked at him, the more you felt the immunity Tommy’s protection granted you slip through your fingers. You weren’t Mrs. Shelby anymore, but a prey freshly caught by a starving wolf. 

“I’m— I’m sorry. I just wanted to clean the stains on my dress.” Pointing your finger to the said stain, you managed to offer him a trembling and faint smile in the hope of alleviating the palpable tension that had settled between you. After all, this was the only weapon you had left. “Red wine’s stains are hard to clean.” 

Your attempt to render the mood lighter failed miserably: Arthur didn’t even bother to answer. Instead, his sinister eyes fell on the dark red smudge on your stomach, and, as they did, his gaze almost scorched you to the bones. As the fire of the candles reflected in his void pupils, his iris shone with a threatening gleam. You ended up sniffing, his silence making you uncomfortable, “Why— Why don’t you join the party in the ballroom?” You felt obliged to talk, or else his frightening quietness would have driven you crazy. Arthur finally looked away and shifted his focus on the bathtub, his long and bony fingers brushing the warm water it contained. Now that your eyes had adjusted to the ambient darkness, you noticed the red petals that were lazily floating on the surface. 

Confused by the whole situation, you frowned and tilted your head to the side: why did he run himself a bath in the midst of the party? Not only it was disrespectful, but it didn’t make any sense. It was your house, not his and this intrusion in the bathroom felt like he had violated a private space. 

“‘Spose it ain’t yer fookin’ business, love.”  Arthur finally spoke, punctuating his sentence with a grunt. He didn’t even look at you — instead, his eyes left the bathtub’s content and fell on the floor. Instinctively, your gaze followed his. 

“Fuck.” You mouthed, unable to keep your calm. Your smile faded from your lips at the sight of a knife laid on the tiled floor, in the middle of a pentagram traced with an odd crimson paint. At the end of each branch was a small candle. 

Your chest tightened at the way the dancing flames reflected on the blade. All of sudden, a cold breeze coming from nowhere rushed into the bathroom and made your blood freeze in your veins. The first thought that crossed your mind was to storm out of this place and yell at your husband that his brother was in the midst of a fucking ritual in your bathroom, but when you tried to do so your body stood still, unresponsive. Just like a doe caught in the blinding headlights of a car, you were petrified and your fight or flight reflex was broken. The only part of you that was still working was your tongue. “Arthur, your… Your hands…” You thought you shouted but in truth, your quivering voice was merely a frightened whisper. Arthur raised a brow: with his sleeves rolled up, you could see how his hands and forearms were stained with that same thick paint.

“Hmm.” He replied, bringing one of his blood-stained hands closer to his face to observe it attentively, “Oh, is this the blood that disturbs you eh?” Arthur slowly moved his fingers, enjoying the sensation of the drying crimson liquid on his skin and the beautiful patterns it drew in his hands,  bringing his palm lines out, “That’s okay. D’ye know that blood is a magical substance? Me wife taught me that.” He started, his thin lips curling in a wicked grin, “She told me the tale of Madame LaLaurie. Want me to tell you, Y/N?”

You slowly shook your head in reply, barely daring to show your refusal, and swallowed the lump that had formed in your throat. It was enough for Arthur to stand up in a sudden movement and walk to you with the terrific gait of a predator. As he approached, your hand discreetly tried to reach the doorknob in your back but the slim gangster was too quick: he grabbed you by the wrist to keep you from opening the door and brought his face closer to yours. So close that his scorching whisky breath fanned over your cheeks.

“Well,” He started, allowing his free hand to graze your throat for the simple pleasure of feeling your erratic heartbeat against his palm. The blood from his fingers smeared your delicate flesh in the process, “I’ll still tell ya, love. Madame LaLaurie was obsessed with beauty. One of her deepest desires, besides torturing her slaves -because the crazy old lady owned poor slaves- was to find the secret of eternal youth. Hell, ain’t it every woman’s biggest dream ay?” His grin stretched in a Cheshire smile, which showcased all of his teeth and slightly lifted his mustache, “LaLaurie was a sick bitch hmm. But she had found a very interesting and efficient way to keep her skin fresh and young…” Arthur’s fingers suddenly left your throat to trap your chin. Then, he forced you to look at him right in the white of his eyes, “Can ye guess what it is, lass?”

“Arthur — Please I need to… To come back to the ballroom. Tommy’s gonna be worried.”

“Nah, yer going to stay with me a little longer alright? Going to keep company to your brother-in-law until he finishes his story, ay love?” His grip around your chin had become slightly painful by now, on top of his evil eyes roving over the details of your face, “So Madame LaLaurie found a way to plump the skin of her face. She slathered her misbehaving slaves and smeared their blood on her face. Ye heard me well, ah! She used their blood as a fookin’ beauty mask.” He let out a frightening chuckle as if the whole situation was amusing. It wasn’t. The gravel in his tone thickened the atmosphere, enhancing your fear so brutally that you almost suffocated. Silence fell in the room for what felt like an eternity as Arthur stared at your very own soul through his dark lashes, his round pupils reflecting nothing but a dizzying void. At this moment, you were convinced he was feeding on your fear, relishing the terror that animated your traits. He smelled it — how powerless you were. “Now, me wife felt tired today. Life’s been harsh with her lately, and the poor angel is slightly afraid of turning twenty-eight. See, I told her she was still young and beautiful, but the anguish is deep-rooted in her. So, I said “fuck this house party” and decided to run her a hot bath to soothe her soul,” The gangster tilted his head to the side — did he even blink during the whole conversation? You could not tell. “Before you came in that bathroom I was thinking about Madame LaLaurie… And was wondering if she would feel better if I’d bring her some fresh blood.” 

“Arthur, I —“  You tried to say something after a few seconds of carefully thinking the next words that were about to come from your mouth, as if the slightest misinterpretation would lead you to an inevitable death, but you couldn’t finish your sentence: the bathroom door flung open at the moment you started speaking and it closed again in a loud bang.

“The hell you’re doing with my husband?” A chilling and enchanting voice, as mesmerizing and threatening as a siren’s chant in the midst of a foggy sea, echoed in the room. A voice you had only heard once but which was deeply engraved in your mind. Your heart missed a beat in your chest, first delighted at the perspective of someone walking in and saving you from the creepy conversation you had with the oldest Shelby brother. But when you turned around, your dawning smile withered as you caught sight of Arthur’s wife:  the vitriol that was boiling in her eyes was so corrosive that you were pretty sure it could dissolve you right on the spot if you gawked at her for too long. The tiny hope you felt had already disappeared. Far too well you were aware that the young lass was probably more inclined towards breaking your nails one by one and maybe your bones too than she was towards saving you now that she saw you physically close to Arthur. Far too close to her liking. When you understood what was going on in her mind, you stepped back from him as if you had just been burned.

“No-Nothing! I swear we were just talking! I was about to leave.” You stuttered, trying your best to sound convincing but the weight of her accusing gaze made your confidence shrink — to the extent that you started to feel guilty even if you didn’t do anything. And if fear had already overtaken you because of the lanky gangster, it was an indescribable terror that was now coursing through your cold veins. 

“Angel.” Arthur gruff voice said, softer as talked to her. 

According to rumors, Heaven was nothing but an evil witch whose inhumane powers could kill someone without even touching them. The few times your husband talked about his sister-in-law, you had noticed faint tremors in his voice: he feared her. At first, it seemed exaggerated. Unreasonable. After all, Heaven was a short and frail woman, so petite that a gust of wind could have blown her away. Moreover, her facial features were incredibly soft. So soft and delicate that she looked like an innocent creature with her big aquamarine eyes and her plumped lips always adorned with gloss. But now that she was standing in front of you, dressed only in a long white silk robe, you realized that something uncanny was radiating off her. She looked too pure to be real and too pale to be alive with her snow-white mane and her iris made of frost. An unpleasant shiver ran down your spine: if Heaven Shelby looked like an angel fallen from the skies, her beauty could not hide the Devil that was hiding underneath. For sure, her physical appearance only compensated for the emptiness of her heart. 

In this life, no one mattered to her except her husband and John.

“Talking.” She repeated with her strong French accent as she tilted her head to the side, her long white hair following the movement and hanging loosely. “Of course.” She scoffed. Each of her words made your stomach twisted. 

With the elegance of a wildcat, Heaven walked to the pentagram traced on the floor and picked up the knife. As she did, your eyes followed her, fearing she would stab you at the tiniest opportunity. “And what were you talking about?” She inquired, looking at Arthur. The gangster was quick to come to her and, when he reached his young wife, he laid his blood-stained and possessive hands on her waist, not minding the red traces they left on her bathrobe. The way he looked at her, with mad and obsessive love, only added a layer of creepiness to the whole scene. Maybe Tommy wasn’t wrong when he told you she had probably bewitched his brother. At this point, Arthur would have probably thrown himself out of the window without any question if she'd asked him to do it.

When faced by your silence, Arthur’s mouth grazed her earlobe with utter desire before he whispered something in her ear. What the lanky man told his wife you could not tell. What you could tell though was how the sudden sparkle that ignited Heaven’s eyes had sent a surge of unreasonable panic in your being. The hellish couple was now staring at you, like two wolves waiting for the slightest sign of weakness to devour you.  The oldest Shelby sibling’s face split with a threatening grin while Heaven’s full lips curled in a cold, sardonic smirk.

“Listen, I’ll let the two of you have a romantic bath and—“

“You’re not going anywhere, silly girl.” The evil angel retorted, pointing you with the blade of her knife, “Go get her.” She had barely given the order when Arthur, hopelessly devoted to her, bounced on you and seized your shoulders with a grip so strong that you would have collapsed on the floor if his hands had not kept you on your feet. With that being done, the frightful gangster sneaked behind you and locked you in his arms while the ethereal but malevolent creature broke the distance. She only stopped when the sharp and pointy tip of her knife painfully pressed against your throat. Then, she observed your fragile flesh with great attention, moistening her tantalizing lips with her tongue as she thought how easy it would be to kill you now. “The human body is an amazing thing you know? One small cut here and you’ll bleed to death on the floor of this bathroom.” She paused. Running out of courage, tears beaded in the corner of your eyes and rolled down your cheeks, leaving long wet trails behind them. “Come on Y/N. Light the candles and chant with us, I’m pretty sure I could use that blood of yours…”

A rush of adrenaline suddenly struck you as the image of Arthur and his angel-looking wife making love in the bathtub filled with your own blood flashed in your mind. It wasn’t a romantic bath they had planned, but a human sacrifice. Blessed with a sudden strength only the desperate ones are granted, you overcame your catatonia and broke free from Arthur’s grip, yelling like an agonizing prey, “Leave me alone!” You screamed, a scream so loud it woke all the ghosts of Arrow House up. Without asking further questions, you threw yourself at the door and ran from the devilish couple with tears flooding your vision and anxiety keeping you from breathing properly. 

Disappearing in the corridor, you let the darkness swallow you, unknowing that you wouldn't be safe anywhere in Arrow House anymore.

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[shank-on-fire]

Don't you sometimes get invited to something and you feel a weird stanky vibe and then don't attend the event, then you see the pics of said event and you're like "ha! fucking knew it, I would've been miserable"

[pinkcherrybombs]

✨How Much It would Cost Me to Babysit Each BTS Member ✨

So I saw this trend on Tik-Tok and thought it would be perfect as a headcanon! This was so much fun to make, feedbacks always appreciated! (also this is a re-upload bc I accidentally deleted the first one💀)

Masterlist

Jungkook

Price: $120/hour (plus an extra $30 every time he asks if I have games on my phone)

• Will want to try some extreme sporting indoor household parkour challenge he saw on YouTube “for fun”

• The only one on this list that I’m truly scared of

• Is gonna force me to watch him play video games, and then witness his rage quits which are like full mental breakdowns

• He’ll throw hands if I let him know that I’ve only watched one marvel movie

• Will also throw hands if I tell him that I think I have better thighs then Namjoon

• Honestly tho if I distract him with exercise activities or banana milk, we’ll be solid

• His toe socks are enough to make me quit babysitting all together

• 100% is gonna attempt to steal my food off my plate tho after eating his

• Is going to make every single thing into a competition, from who eats the fastest , to who can rinse their hands off after the quickest. But it’s a one sided competition that only he knows is going on, which makes this 10x more awkward

• Probs will fall asleep in some weird ass position like upside down on the couch. The type to snap his eyes open all serial killer like if you even whisper his name or check if he’s breathing

• Will randomly add me to a video game match after babysitting, then will call me if I decline and yell at me

• I 100% see him being the type to like randomly do a WWE wrestling choke hold- body slam combo and then laugh as if it was nothing while I’m wheezing on the floor

Taehyung

Price: $80/hour

• Will be the type to play hide and seek without telling me, so I’d just be freaking out thinking he’s lost for hours

• This man will bark at me. End of discussion

• Probs has some secret furry memorabilia that he keeps hidden under his bed, but will pull it out and ask if I can play it with him

• 100% will teach me how to take nice monochromatic photos, even going as far as to let me use his camera

• He’s gonna blast Jazz music through his speakers and critic me on my classical music knowledge

• Will make me cry, by chasing me around in the furry costume I mentioned before. And then will laugh when my ass trips and falls

• Is gonna teach me Korean swear words and tell me it’s formal ways to introduce myself

• Will try and teach me different vape tricks, but might silently judge if I start coughing from his 80-nic

• Falls asleep on the floor, no clue how he got there. Might growl if I try and put a blanket on him, so I’ll probably just chill on my phone and wait till he wakes up (at a safe distance)

• Is going to convince me to buy one of his paintings, thus taking all the money I earned back

Jimin

Price: $65/hour

• I’ll be confused if he’s trying to flirt with me or not for majority of the time

• This man's level of physical affection will drive me crazy, will literally wrap himself around my leg while I’m trying to walk

• I don’t know how and I don’t know why but we will throw hands at some point , probs because I call him my short king

• Will sass me to the point I’ll genuinely have to reconsider all my life decisions , and self esteem

• Honestly the one I’ll get along with most on the list tho, I feel like he’s knows all the tea about everyone

• 100% will physically tap his mouth shut after the first twenty minutes

• Competition to see who has a fatter ass( he’d obviously win)

• Will definitely break something expensive and brush it under the rug then blame me after for it

• The type to have a twelve step skincare routine and will literally gag if I tell him it’s not necessary

• I’ll need at least 2 Tylenol’s and a solid 36 hours of sleep to recover at babysitting him

Namjoon

Price: $20/hour (plus an extra $10 every time he breaks something)

• Damage deposit ahead of time for any property broken

• Also damage deposit for emotional distress after this man completely outsmarts me in literally every subject

• Majority of the time will be spent with either him explaining philosophical ideas he’s read in books or care instructions for his plants

• Will throw hands when I jokingly say I might accidentally kill his plants. Key word being jokingly

• We’re gonna spend a minimum 3 hours looking for his airpods

• Probs will get into a insightful debate about aliens and the meaning of life, is definitely not gonna make me feel stupid if I say something dumb

• He’ll definitely help me with my homework, I might even owe him back some money by the end for tutoring me

• Is gonna be the most responsible one out of the bunch to actually prepare himself for bed. Do a proper skincare routine before playing some light rain sounds and knocking out

•Can’t cook for shit tho, and will probably destroy the kitchen if I’m not looking

• We're starting a book club, he gets first pick!

Hoesok

Price:$15/hour

• Just Dance will be on for literally hours

• Will genuinely throw hands with me if we don’t get mega superstar ON EVERY SINGLE SONG

• His energy levels high key intimidate me, I know for a fact I won’t be able to keep up

• Probably will let me have aux and sing along to whatever music I play, maybe even teach me to the rap for daydream

• FASHION SHOWS, dude his closet is so incredible, will be the type to let me leave with a souvenir

• I just know he gives good pep talks, like whatever’s on my mind he’ll sit and talk about with me. Babysitting will turn into a makeshift therapy session

• If he’s in a good mood might let me paint his nails matching colours with mine

• Old school Disney movies for sure, especially with chocolate chip cookies. I’m envisioning Hercules, Mulan and the Princess and the Frog , he likes his soulful soundtracks

• The type to fall asleep on the couch during the Disney movie marathon, but will pout if I try to turn off the screen. Will for sure snuggle into his blanket like an adorable little bean

• Were scheduled for dance lessons next week, which means I’m basically means I’m giving the $15 I earned back to him

Yoongi

Price: $10/hour

• Easiest one to babysit off the list , no doubt about it

• The ten dollars is literally just to cover food and drinks, no actual payment is needed for my boy yoongles

• The type to sit me down and show me what track he’s been working on , maybe even ask for input if he’s stuck

• This man’s a literal angel, I know for a fact he will try his best not to laugh at my horrible attempts of rapping Daechwita

• Worst part probably would be if I disturbed him while he was napping or working, definitely would be a little worried when homeboy turns silent and gives me that death stare

• Will steal my phone to play piano tiles

• The longest rants about capitalism and government corruption, like full university style professor lectures

• Will be prepared to fight me if I even dare mention my plan to kidnap and marry Hobi

• Probably will fall asleep in some random spot in the housw, so I’ll bring him a blanket and some water so that at least he’s somewhat comfy in whatever weird position he passes out in

• Wouldn’t hesitate to babysit him again, or even just hang out whenever

Seokjin

Price: $25/hour

• I already know we’re gonna have a roast off over who’s the prettiest and my ego will get hurt multiple times by this man when I lose

• Probably will try to teach me the Super Tuna dance, and then judge me if I fucked up the choreo , will force us to do it on repeat until it’s satisfactory

• Definitely will offer to help cook and will make incredible food which is super sweet and helpful

• Will sass the shit out of me, especially if I do something he doesn’t like or tell him no

•Dad jokes from start to finish, every 5 minutes on a loop

• Will throw RJ at me full force if I say anything to piss him off, and then be more concerned if RJ is hurt then if I am

• 100% will be the type to pull the “let me do it” for every little thing even though I’m supposed to be the one babysitting him

• If I cook will say my ramens dry and likely fake throw up, dramatic ass

• At the end of the night I will definitely end up tucking him in, while he protests that he’s a grown man and doesn’t need to be tucked in. (But the whole time he’s stuttering with red ears because he secretly loves being taken care of)

• All in all a wonderful experience, he’s already organizing a fishing trip for the summer

[onithelovedemon]

Fuck it, I'ma do some of these

1. Bisexual though I'm questioning just how sexual 👀 haha asexual rights guys

2. TF2 OMFG!!!!!!! I'M LIKE 11???? YEARS LATE BUT IDC!!! ALSO BEASTARS!!!!!! also Fangbone n some Ghibli films my friend got me to watch!

8. Fangbone! And Lego Ninjago!!! And like RC9GN!!! A LOT OF SHOWS

10. I have two that I don't really use, one for art and one for venting. I got scared of the venting one and only have one post 💀💀💀 which is good bc it was some "oh my God I'm gonna die better write down my will" type panic XD

16. Yes, I do! I know I know but I use them more for reference! Some of these ladies have neat blogs with cool poses and lighting! I cherry pick my references as some of them CAN be very creepy (I avoid them!)

17. I'm....angry with myself. I didn't respond when I should've, I wanted to say goodbye too...

19. I love my name but if I could change it, I'd want it to be Lincoln! It's unique and has a nice ring to it!!

21. My best friend is like my soulmate (platonically of course). They're just the coolest too and have great art and wonderful ideas!!! I've never regretted meeting them. It's the first time I've felt truly seen and I hoped I gave them the same feeling

26. Winter! Specifically, with snow! I've only seen snow like TWICE and the second time wasn't real snow it was a drizzle in Texas 😭😭😭 but back in Maine?! SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. I wanna go back there, have a nice cabin to visit during the winter to camp out for many a week with my pet pig....God that would be lovely

31. I actually don't know, I guess both are hard for me to read! I used to be an avid reader but I also favored more simpler, easy to read books! Not that I was dumb, I was just more interested in the fast and easy to decipher motives! E-books I guess since it's more mobile and I always have my phone's brightness down!

34. Ok, coffee is NASTY. And it doesn't work either! I had them raw ones and I felt the same! No effect! I'd only drink it if it resembles a milkshake >>>>:-(

35. Nope!

41. Last I checked, 301???? (I might be wrong and have to go back n edit <~>) Some are bots but a lot are friends I've made!

46. A L O T (I'll add the actual number later but it's a big number)

48. Personally, I don't see myself getting married! Buuuuuut if I had to think, I'd want them to be my BEST friend! I want to be able to look forward to time spent together with near permanent fondness. Sure we'd disagree and have some necessary but awkward conversations but a best friend would only be in favor of YOUR happiness and well-being! I'd like to be known that I'm being listened to and that the little things are being remembered! Spending loads of time together as well. A big thing for me is when someone becomes enthusiastic about my interest, especially when they have no clue what it is!!- oo this one's kinda long,,,,ok basically my partner should be my BFF first and lover second, also sex is gross

50. Hmmmmm......between overcast or light drizzle. I like the sun but when it rains at night it's so nice.....AAAAAA can't decide, nice summer warm days!!!

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

[jentlemahae]

sophie i know you're a huge swiftie and i am too but you're very non-judgmental so i will share my unwanted opinion here cause i wanna know what you think... red tv's songs from the vault were so underwhelming😭 the only songs i liked were better man and nothing new. maybe babe. but they were still underwhelming or maybe i just put way too much expectations on taylor since she never disappoints. fearless tv's songs from the vault were better imo.

i also think the 10 minute version of all too well wasn't necessary at all and it's obvious she wrote it recently (idk if she said anything about it being recent, all i know is she promoted it as a 10 minute song she wrote back in 2011/2012) cause 2012 taylor would never say f*ck the patriarchy 💀 that was so corny. i liked how she called out jake tho, "i'll get older but your lovers stay my age" HELLO???? she woke up and chose violence. his pr team will definitely be working overtime this month lol

in general red it's just such a great album. truly timeless. now in red tv i liked how she changed the music more like the production is top-tier, in fearless tv the production wasn't as different as the old one (as in the music), but her vocals were so good. she improved so much in every single way, i feel like a proud mom 🥺🧣❤ she's a true artist.

mmmh i disagree!!! i reeeeeeally like these vault tracks and i prefer them over fearless’! i think it’s also bcs i like red a lot and i like the sound so i naturally ended up preferring them 🤷🏻‍♀️ like i personally think forever winter, message in a bottle, nothing new and i bet you think about me are so so amazing!!

and uhhh i actually saw the atw opinion A LOT but i honestly disagree ? like to me the 10mv felt very ranty and ‘stream of consciousness’-esque so i actually believe she wrote it in 2011 🤷🏻‍♀️ and i dont think it was necessary or unnecessary, but it was a wonderful gesture since fans wanted it so much! and i think the new lyrics help paint a more complete picture of the relationship so i like that. but yeah the fuck the patriarchy made me giggle a bit as well but uhmm i personally find it believable that she could add it back then bcs its not like its a central topic in the song ? and yeah i love that she chose violence heheh fuck jake gyllenhaal <3

and yeah i like how she changed up the production! tho i think the mixing in some songs is a tad awful fsjsjk i hope theyll fix it soon like they did with ready for it……but yeah red is such an amazing iconic timeless record and hearing it with her improved vocals just made it so much more impressive imo! and yeah im so proud of her as well 🥺💗🧣