#bc i eat breakfast lunch snack dinner evening snack

[autism-corner]

forgot.

[pomefioredove]

can I request house wardens + leech twins with a reader who doesn't eat enough bc Crowley doesn't give them enough for food, and they end up really ill and collapsing or something. I'm cravin some fluffy comfort rn, pls and thank you 🙏

I got you🫡🫡 as someone who's been through an eerily similar situation, I really liked this request

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ another crowley moment™️

type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, leona, azul, floyd, jade, kalim, vil, idia, malleus additional info: romantic or platonic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, mentions of food and not eating

Riddle wouldn't even have to like you to rush to your side. but he does like you, which makes it all the worse

after checking your vitals, you're in the infirmary. he's got doctors for parents, after all, and he knows that malnutrition is bad

he should have seen the signs...

with exams coming, he's been so busy, and he assumed that you were just tired from studying

but he can feel guilty later. right now, he needs to focus on you getting well again, and not killing Crowley

(then, of course, he'll look for some legal statute or clause that he can threaten Crowley with so you're fed properly)

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Leona noticed you'd been acting a little weird lately, but watching you collapse still puts him in shock

luckily, Ruggie and Jack are nearby to help you to the infirmary, so Leona can focus on hunting Crowley down like an animal

there are very few times where Leona is particularly grateful for his status, but this is one of them. just one word on how his family will be hearing about Crowley's neglect, and the old bastard is begging him for forgiveness

even after that, Leona still sends Ruggie with snacks and drinks to Ramshackle

and if you ever scare him like that again, you'll regret it (lovingly)

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the news of you collapsing during flight lessons reaches Octavinelle rather fast. no one is particularly surprised, since Floyd had mentioned how easily you'd been bruising lately just the night before, but everyone is certainly worried

Azul is the first at your side, asking you all sorts of questions, worried sick. Jade has to remind him to give you space to rest, since you look exhausted (had you always had those dark circles? how could Azul have not noticed?)

now, Azul and the tweels could easily find a way to pressure Crowley, but they know better than to trust him

from now on, you'll be eating in the Mostro Lounge, free of charge

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perhaps Kalim was just oblivious, because he really didn't think anything was wrong until you were suddenly on the floor in front of him

sure, you'd been a little moody lately, but he figured it was just a thing you were going through. and besides, you know that you can talk to him about anything... right?

Jamil hurries to check your pulse, and shouts for him to get the school nurse- which is jarring, because Jamil never shouts

when you explain everything to Kalim later, he feels... terrible. he should've known- no, he should've asked

Kalim insists you stay at Scarabia while you're recovering, and makes sure you have the most enriching, delicious meals money can buy

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Vil knew it was bad, but not this bad. if he had known you were on the verge of collapsing, he would've taken a firmer approach to getting you to eat

you're going to worry him to death someday, you know that?

after he's done verbally eviscerating Crowley, he'll insist on joining you at every meal. he'll eat at Ramshackle, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, if that's what it takes

he's subtle about it, at least

if he notices that your plate feels empty, he'll just take some food from his and put it on yours. gracefully, elegantly, without a word

you'll come home one day to see your kitchen stocked with vitamins, supplements, and apples (courtesy of Epel)

<3 and a note that says he'll treat you to dinner whenever you want

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never scare Idia like that ever again. he wasn't even with you when you collapsed, and he STILL nearly had a heart attack

listen, he knows he's not a great role model when it comes to nutritional eating, but you have got to tell him these things. he would've had Ortho go get takeout! or something!

typical Crowley behavior, SMH. what does he think you are? a rabbit? even the school horses get treated better...

no way that Idia is going to even bother with that old fart, anyway. you want something? he'll get it for you. you don't even have to ask, he'll just send food to your place (and have Ortho check your vitals more often but shhh)

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I would not want to be in the room when Malleus finds out about this

not even the building. you know what? I'd steer clear of the whole island, because it will not be pretty

when you collapse in front of him, it feels like he's dying, too. the panic sets in, and he sends Lilia to look after you, and Silver and Sebek to escort you to the infirmary, and then he casually threatens to smite Crowley. obviously

if the students and staff of NRC thought Malleus was scary just being Malleus, he's terrifying when he's mad

(rest assured that you will be getting ten times the amount of food from now on)

it's thunderstorms for days after, but he never leaves your side

[in-som-niyah]

ok another floating thought:

Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.

Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.

6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.

Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.

You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.

As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.

Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.

GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)

no time to cook or order? He's gotchu

too tired? already on the way

exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook

and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?

I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK

[caffeled]

i can tell my legs will be absolutely dead by friday but god. im gonna Thrive when the weekend comes.

[cameronspecial]

One for the Angel series

Maybe she has an eating disorder or don't like eating because she doesn't want to gain weight. Rafe finds out and low key gets mad at her for not eating for like hours and he's like "What's wrong with you, you need to eat something......" then becomes soft when she explains to him

Thanks love 🦋🤍

Let Me Feed You, Angel

Pairing: Frat!Rafe Cameron x Reader

Warnings: Not eating for a whole day (not bc of an eating disorder but because she was busy)

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 0.7K

A/N: I altered it a little bit because Angel doesn’t have an ED. I feel she is much more likely not to eat because of school. I hope that is okay!

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Ever since they started dating, it has been rare for Rafe to not see Y/N all day. He normally meets up with her at lunch so they can eat together; however, her group meeting during her lunch period impedes their routine. His plans to see her after his afternoon class are foiled by Wheezie calling in a panic because she had gotten into a fight with their dad. It took a good hour to talk to calm her down and then he texted Y/N about going over to her dorm. She finally responds to his text around nine o’clock and Rafe can’t contain his excitement, even if it is pretty late. He had dinner earlier in the evening because Kelce ordered something for the whole house and Rafe assumes Y/N has too, so the only thing on his agenda is cuddling her. He knocks on the door, fidgeting with his fingers while he waits for someone to answer the door. A short brunette with light brown highlights, which doesn’t match his girlfriend, stands behind the door. “Hey, she’s at her desk. I’m going out with some friends. See ya later,” Daisy announces, leaving the doorway so he can enter. He steps inside the dorm and locks the door behind him. Like Daisy said, he finds Y/N hunched over textbooks at her desk. It isn’t an unusual setting, but the dark circles under her eyes and her fluttering eyelids are new for Rafe.

Her nap typically helps her hold off her tiredness until eleven. A grumble coming from her stomach causes his eyebrows to form a caterpillar. He has been here for about a minute and she still hasn’t acknowledged her. This worries him. “Have you eaten anything for dinner yet? Why are you so tired?” he stresses, placing a hand on her shoulder for comfort. She jerks awake with her hand on her forehead, “Umm…. what time is it? I still need to get a late lunch?” His brain processes the information. If she hasn’t had lunch, then that means she hasn’t eaten all day. She doesn’t eat breakfast daily and snacks are not in her vocabulary because she prefers to just eat at meals. “Angel, it’s nine-thirty at night. Does this mean you haven’t had anything to eat all day?” he verifies. Her eyes widen as her head turns toward the clock on the wall, “I guess not. You can wait on my bed. I just need to study for another half an hour and then we can cuddle.” 

He shakes his head away and begins closing her books for her. “What’s wrong with you, you need to eat something. You are running on fumes. You can’t keep studying,” he argues, turning her chair toward him. “Rafe, I have a test on Friday and I can’t study that much tomorrow, so I have to finish this up,” she complains. Her attempt to reach for the books is halted. He holds her back, “Nope, we need to get some food in you.” “I already told you, I can’t. Please,” she begs. “I’ll be fine. I promise. I do this all the time.” This causes Rafe to loosen his grip on the hardcover book and his gaze to soften. He immediately takes his phone out to order food for her. She tilts her head at his actions. “What are you doing?” She stands to try to see what he is doing. He looks at her over his shoulder, “Ordering you food.” “I told you don’t worry about it. I’ll finish studying, then we can cuddle and I’ll go to sleep once you leave. It’s fine, I have enough energy to make it until then,” she informs him, sitting back on his chair. Not taking no for an answer, he wraps his arms around her waist and picks her up. She struggles against him and is thrown onto her bed. He lets out a sour chuckle, “It’s funny that you think I would let you not eat. It’s not healthy for you. So let me feed you, Angel.” He flops onto the bed beside her, burying his head into her neck. Knowing she can’t get out of this, she relents to his insistence. “Okay, I’ll eat, but I don’t like eating alone,” she whispers, lying her head on his. He looks up at her with relief, “Of course, whatever it takes to make you feel better.” 

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[fanandfiction]

For Lunch

How Arcane Characters Would Eat You Out... (part 2)

Summary: A balanced diet usually consists of three meals a day. Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Which will you be joining us for today?

AN: Surprise, I live! One minute I’m having a manic episode, writing every day for a whole two weeks, the next thing I know 4 months go by and my will to live has been completely nonexistent. Don’t you fear though bc low incomes got your back and for the time being I’ve got my ✨sparkle✨ back! (take your medication kids! you wouldn’t have it if you didn’t need it!)

Word Count: 2.06k words

Warnings: +18 MDNI, Cunnilingus, Oral (F receiving), Fingering, Cheating, Overstimulation, Jayce is a switch lmao, Threesome, F/F/M, Mild Exhibitionism, Mild Voyeurism, Spanking, Corruption kink, Mild Dubious Consent.

Characters: F! Reader, Jayce (ft Mel), Cassandra, Silco, Vi. (You can tell who my favorites are 😣)

THERE IS NSFW CONTENT BELOW THE CUT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Cassandra sips a glass of red wine from her office balcony most mornings. As the councilwoman’s secretary, you usually scurry around the office or run small errands for her in the city.  Some days, when her silly little husband or naive daughter works her nerves just right, Cassandra needs to release her pent-up frustration. That’s where you come in. It’s your job to alleviate her stress and workload; what better way to relieve stress than having your secretary bent over your desk for brunch? You were always so good to her, never causing her the stress her daughter did, always willing to try the things her husband would shy away from.

One of Cassandra’s dainty gloved hands massages your ass, squeezing the supple flesh as her other hand is lodged in your sopping pussy, slowly fucking you with her long, slender fingers. It’s a privilege to have an audience with the councilwoman like this, so if you want to cum, you must beg for her, she says. At the same time, she’ll exhale lightly against your clit, teasing you all the more. You have no choice but to beg for her, not that you weren’t seconds away from dissolving in a blubbering mess anyway. The stimulation from her fingers alone was divine, but they were nowhere near enough to get you close to the edge. So you do, like a pathetic little puppy, you beg for her. You plead for her to let her anger and frustration out on you.

            “Please, Miss,” you whimper. “Use me, give me all your stress. I’ll take it, all of it.” 

 If Cassandra’s feeling nice, she’s quick to give you what you asked so nicely for.  She’ll move you to your back with your legs spread to make it easier on her own - you will never catch the counselor on her knees for anyone. She’s quick to press her de-gloved fingers back into your pulsing entrance, her mouth joining them this time, nibbling and suckling your clit. You try your hardest not to scream in pleasure- the last thing you want to do is alert someone to what is happening. But with all her stimulation, you can feel yourself tumbling toward the edge. Failure is inevitable, and you moan loudly when your orgasm consumes you. 

Cassandra slows for maybe a minute as you're coming to, your pussy is pulsing around her fingers, and you’re trying to flinch away from how sensitive you feel, but she’s not stopping. She chuckles into you, steadying you with her free hand, “I’m still very frustrated, my dear. And we haven’t even gotten to the main course. I’m afraid you might need to readjust my schedule after lunch.” 

Jayce would have you at the grand table in the conference hall after a relatively gruesome meeting. He would claim that after such a long boring conference, he needed a snack- he was “just absolutely famished.” You were quick to offer yourself to him, and he wasn’t hesitant to accept your offer. Jayce happily lapped at your cunt, savoring your juices almost as if he had been without food and water for weeks. There was nothing more Jayce wanted than to taste your sweet release, and he had you close to cumming relatively quickly. Jayce is incredibly skilled with his mouth; while his tongue works dutifully, leaving long broad strokes through your folds, one of his hands stimulates your clit. His thumb circles it without remorse, and you’re sure you’re falling apart then and there. But to your surprise and dismay, he halts his movements. 

“Well, don’t stop now that you’ve gotten caught,” Councilwoman Medarda stood tall and as elegant as ever in the doorway. You didn’t hear her come in. In shock, you try to get up, but Jayce halts you. Heeding her wishes, Jayce continues, holding you in place with his free hand. 

“I- Councilwoman- I-I’m sorry!” You squeak, trying to shuffle away from the persistent counselor between your legs. 

She strolls into the room, her hips delightfully swaying as she makes her way to join you. “Don’t be. You’re not the one in trouble- What a good aide you’ve been, helping this greedy dog get his fix,” Mel says. She stands in the inner portion of the table, near your head, peering down at you. She reaches down and begins gently massaging your breasts. “I think if the poor dog wants to eat so bad, we should let him eat, and eat, and eat until his heart's content.” 

There's no time for you to ponder or even process what she means. Your first orgasm comes crashing over you as Jayce takes your clit between his lips and pushes his fingers into your dripping heat. He doesn’t stop, and you can quickly feel the familiar tension returning in your lower abdomen. You attempt and fail to choke back sobs from the overstimulation. His fingers thrust in and out of you with remarkable precision and consistency. As you cum a second time, Mel comforts you by wiping the sweat from your brow and cooing gently in your ear. “There, there. If you waste all your tears night now, you won’t have any for the main event.”

Silco was a busy, busy man. It’s hard work running the undercity and raising a daughter with a loaded, trauma-filled past. So naturally, after a relatively long week of chem barron negotiations that went virtually nowhere, Silco’s patience was wearing thin. He didn’t have time to entertain you or put up with your bratty antics. That, however, has never stopped you, and you don’t take neglect from your beloved too well. If anything, it makes it ten times harder on Silco. You ramp up your brattiness and constantly interrupt his work until he snaps, deciding nothing can move forward until you’re punished. 

Paper and pens are strewn off his large oak desk in seconds, and your body replaces them just as quickly. You're bent over the cold surface, standing on the tip of your toes as you present yourself to him. Your knuckles pale as your grip tightens in anticipation around the edge of the desk. “Is this what you wanted, my attention?” Silco says as he makes quick work of discarding your undergarments. You hum “yes” happily when the cool air hits your sopping cunt. 

“Well, now you’ve got it, my little dove,” he says, groping and massaging the globes of your ass. Don’t be fooled. Silco isn’t letting you off scot-free. Not after all the strife you’ve caused him. His right hand lifts from your ass, and before you have time to register what he might do with it, it’s coming back down hard against your behind. You let out a surprised squeak, tensing when Silco grabs the tingling flesh.  

“ Count them,” he says simply. With little warning, the next one comes down as ruthlessly as the first. 

One, two, three, four, five. You heed his command and count each one. Every harsh slap is heavy and quick, causing your breath to become quick and shallow. 

Your ass is on fire, but that doesn’t stop your pussy from clenching desperately around nothing. As Silco harshly squeezes your burning flesh, his thumb makes its way to massage your tight button hole and your pussy entrance, teasing you. You whine and whither in his grasp. “Do you need something?” Silco’s low vibrato causes shivers to run down your spine. 

“ I need you, please,” you whimper pathetically. 

“We’ll get there, dove…Right now, we’re teaching you a thing or two about patience,” You can feel Silco’s warm breath graze against your entrance. “Keep counting.” He says as laps at your pussy.

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. He slaps your neglected left side just as aggressively as the other. Both sides tingle, radiating heat as Silco devours you. It’s hard for you to focus, but you manage all while grinding back into Silco’s mouth. 

Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Silco can tell you’re close by how you tense around his tongue, and your legs start quivering. He moves to suck on your sensitive clit, and you grind backward onto his nose. Moments later you're tipping over the edge, Silco guiding you through every second of pleasure. 

Once you’ve caught your breath, Silco retreats, you don’t dare to move or get up. You hear him lick his wet lips and the metal buckle of his pants come undone. “Now onto the main course, my dove.” 

Due to her hostile nature, Vi had spent the first several years of her sentence alone within the concrete walls of Stillwater. The only human interaction she’d had was between meal times when the guards would bring her a tray of gray slop and stale bread or during hygiene hour when she is granted daily access to the showers. One day that changed, instead of being delivered the usual atrocity that was lunch, you’re delivered. Whether it be because her behavior improved or because the prison had reached a certain capacity, Vi didn’t know. When she got a good look at you, she quickly decided she was grateful to have a new cellmate either way. 

This innocence radiated from you, something Vi craved and hadn’t had for a long time. Something about you just screams, “she doesn’t belong here.” There's no way you were in this shit hole on anything more than petty charges, false ones even, Vi pondered. 

You fall into your place in the natural hierarchy so easily as well. Vi didn’t have to fight or intimidate you for anything. She was in charge from the beginning. Food, necessities- anything she asks of you, you give her. You never ask much of it. She kept peering guards off your back and ensured no bigger fish came to snatch you up. Although, maybe you should’ve been more aware of the peering eyes just behind you or the monster sleeping above you, waiting for the perfect moment to devour you whole. 

Before long, the tension you seem too naive to notice becomes almost overbearing for Vi. She’d asked you to scrub her down in the shower, wash her hair, and dry her off. You had done so dutifully, assuming the way she twitched beneath your fingers was due to stress and fatigue. It wasn’t until you found yourself face down against the cool bathroom counter and stripped of your lower garments that you considered anything else. 

“V-Vi!?” you stammer. Alarmed, you begin to thrash, trying desperately to face your cellmate. Only you find it’s futile. With one hand, Vi has your arms in a firm, unrelenting hold behind your back. 

“So innocent, so precious,” She drags out her words like a snake, grabbing and massaging your bare ass with her free hands. “I could just eat you whole.” 

Vi leaves you with no time to ponder her words before her warm mouth finds your cunt. She moans loudly at the taste sending vibrations coursing through you. You try to fight her, but your resolve is already weakening drastically, and your thrashing only serves to push you further into her warmth. 

“Mmh,” she hums. “You taste even better than I imagined.” 

“Please…” you whimper. 

“Please what? Do you want more?” She teases. Before you have time to deny her accusations, two of her fingers join her mouth, thrusting into your dripping hole. The feeling immediately shatters what’s left of your will to fight back. Kitten-like mews and whorish whimpers erupt from your throat. 

“There, there,” she coos, as your walls tense and un-tense tightly around her fingers. She can tell you’re close already.

Her mouth finds its way to your sensitive clit, and she begins sucking hard. With the combined efforts of her mouth and fingers, you're cumming in no time. Screaming out her name as your release finds you, your juices spill down Vi’s face. 

When she stands, her reflection in the mirror serves as your only method of looking at her. She wears a proud smirk on her face, watching as you pant and twitch beneath her. “What a good little slut you are. When we are done, everyone in Stillwater will know who you belong to.”

Next part- For Dinner - Set to include: Sevika, Renata Glasc, Finn, Jinx, Ambessa Medarda

[hausofmamadas]

SE LA ARRANCA A MORDIDAS | mystery of Amado's anonymous lady-hustlers, solved

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Holy father who art in heaven, do I have some fucking cracked ass head-canon nonsense for us to👏🏽 day👏🏽 …………….. let’s get to it shall we??

so idk if anyone anyone being the largely nonexistent narcos fandom aka the void Im speaking into remembers that one scene from Narcos in S3 where sleazy!OG!Amado told that one story about those sex workers who robbed him blind, mid-mamadita?

anyone ..... no?

dwdwdw that's okay bc I brought some visual aids to assist in our collective remembrance of this glorious occasion

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The scene starts like this: 👇

Okay, yeah, right? legendary? legendary. just truly legendary behavior skfjskj on all fronts. but the identities of these social justice warriors— no wait activists— no wait, crusad— er no, patriarchy demolishers? iconic crimies with a penchant for for mid-fellatic felonies like armed robbery have been completely anonymous thus far.

…………… until now.

Bc as always, Narcoverse papis Doug Miro, Andrés Baiz, and Carlo Bernard, never fail to fill in the blanks except when they do cause Griselda left a lot to be desired and this is arguably the best ep of the show which, yeah. it’s never ideal when the best ep of a 6ep limited series is the 2nd one si me entiendes😬😬😬 but we digress because im 99.99999999999999% sure if these two sex workers from Griselda aren’t also the two legends who hustled Amado’s dick money out his pants pockets without having to fire so much as a single shot, I’m fairly certain they’re at least inspired by and carrying the torch aka bottling and distilling that Big Dick Energy to perfection of those brave women.

What gave me this idea? So glad you asked dear reader you didn’t but we’ll just pretend you did cause this my haus KEKW…. No like even I rolled my eyes at my own self for that but i couldn’t refrain either.

It all happened when I was nursing my new obsession with a one, Mr. Darío Sepúlveda a name I would most certainly believe to be fucking fake were he not an irl human bean.

👇👇 THIS slice of sweet, cherry pie right tf here

And I stumbled upon this one specific part, where the look on this chick’s face is SO FUCKINGKDHDHDGWVE SIMILAR to Amado’s face, when he’s explaining 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇how the burgling commences when the gurgling is interrupted by with an uncomfortable silence, as this chick proceeds to, hog still in mouth, cease any and all throat activity and fuckingskdfjskl just stare. up. at. him.

all 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

Like tell me homegirl’s face here👇👇 👇👇 doesn’t look just like it????????????

YOU CANTSJSHSJSHWUS YOU cANT. EVIDENCE IS IRREFUTABLE.

Anyway. Movingright along.

So, if aforementioned homegirl is the 🙇🏻‍♀️ from la historia del grande señor de los cielos, then that makes this ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ ... homegirl’s accomplice

with the👇👇sidearm

and like the general only slightly subtle "I eat dicks like urs for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack" vibes that this duo is serving throughout but esp below bc never will I ever not refer to a fuckboy as mancito from now until I'm in my grave alsdkjfa like MANCITO. THE WAY SHE SAYS IT WITH SUCH ALSKDJFKS CONTEMPT, CAN YOU STAND IT????? makes it so clear in my mind's eye how they could 100000000000%% be the unnamed heroes thieves from Amado's little story

also full 180 just on the low but can we all moment of silence for this 👇👇 FUCKINGSDLDFJ LOOK ON DARIO'S FACE WHEN SHE CORRECTS HIM, "quien te dijo eso? ... un mancito?" LIKE HE FUCKIGNSLDFKJSLKJ KNOWS, HE KNOWS HE HAS ERRED ON THIS PATH, HE KNOWS HE CANNOT PASS GO, CANNOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS AND HE HAS THE GOOD SENSE TO BE GRACIOUS ABOUT IT AND IMAS;DFLIJA;LWEJF;KAJWE;FAKJ; SFUCKINGS DFKLJSLDF JA;K CRYING, SCREAMING, THROWING UP, INCONSOLABLE. LIKE LOOK. AT THIS. OKAY, THAT A MAN, NO MANCITO

*smacks own face, jiggles head back and forth, takes deep breath* anyway.... back to the story

and this is where this prob super unhinged really solidifies bc let's join hands class and pledge alliegance to the most impressive and noteworthy alpha but in the most non-cringe way assertion of dominance I have ever fucking witnessed in all my days. Like, legit the next time i'm into a dude the way i say this like it's not an 'if' bc RIP to my love life lbr fuck all that playing coy, fuck all that flirting. We just gonna get right to the point bc imma climb all over his lap, purr in his face, and ask about his hobbies like it's the 1978 equivalent of a Hinge profile SKSKKSK

and the next time I am spurned I will absolutely grab his junk in a naked hahahaksdjfk grab for a proper leash power to gain the upper hand in the situation and shame any and all menfolk who claim to not like me bc I'm not their 'type.' which like sksjsjsjs admittedly poor Dario just said that as a pretense to get the chisme from the chick who hates Grislenda bc the look of unconcealed regret on his face when Mistress Mamma Crotch Snatcher Morton gets up seems like a good indicator he would've paid to play with his balls

BUT LIKE SIDE BY SIDE WITH AMADO GETTING TO THE metaphorical CLIMAX bc I sincerely doubt they let him bust, mid-robbery OF HIS STORY, CAN WE NOT SEE HOW CLEARLY THESE TWO WOMEN WERE THE ONES WHO JACKED AMADO OFF– NO WAIT THEY DECIDEDLY DID NOT DO THAT ALL OF AMADO’S SHIT, LIKE CAUGHT PAPI WITH HIS ACTUAL PANTS DOWN SKSJSB

and lest any of us were convinced that Lady "Hijueputa Mandona Esa" who hates Griselda wasn't the one holding the gun on Toque, telling Amado she's gonna have her friend chew clear through his disco stick like some froot by the foot, please refer to exhibit B here ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️where she's manspreading for jesus in these fucking hot pants. I mean try to tell me that ain't power. c'mon

AND THEN THE WAY SHE FUCKINGSLDFKJSL HUSTLES DARIO FOR EXTRA CASH, ALL "you gotta pay me more than that pittance bc yeah, she were a mouthy bitch but I didn't hate her that bad" ensuring he had no choice but to leave a tip, just like our pobre mujeriego, himbo extraordinaire, Sleazy!OG!Amado

And if this isn't the most iconic reminder to tip your servers, folks which everyone should be doing already I truly don't know what is.

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taglist: @ashlingnarcos @tofuwildcard @narcolini @drabbles-mc

[pumpkinsy0]

can we get more HCs of Curly trying to make sure Pony eats? (and actual like nutritious food. i imagine Pony might have forgotten to eat for an extended amount of time or only ate chocolate cake and was in the heat for an extended amount of time or smth and just passed tf out and it kinda scared Curly so he's like nuh uh not happening again on my watch no sir)

thats like, exactly y he started doing that actually, pony passed out on him once and curly swore on never again

•now look, u might b thinking “curly of all ppl is talking???” but ill have u know curly DOES eat foods other than snacks, his problem w food is that he eats it at terrible times and eats a big amount like hes going into hibernation

•pony on the other hand just does forget to eat or hes too lazy to make food and just doesnt make it

•when he meets up w pony (at anytime that isnt breakfast) he ask if he ate and he doesnt explicitly ask this part but hes trying to figure out what he ate, cause pony tries “i ate a grain bar” his way out of it, but if he doesnt ask that part, he just ask if pony has more room to eat w him

•he eats w pony too btw he doesnt want to make ony feel like a damn kid w his parent or anything, hes down to eat w pony

•sometimes hes more discreet, like at home, hes like “oh, tim made diri djon djon u should try it” and he hands pony a small bowl of it

•curlys found that if ponys distracted by the tv, he could eat more than he normally would so he slips in some more food on ponys plate before they watch tv together, not enough to over feed him tho

•pony barely eats school lunch and curly knows that so for school, they leave the school and get something light like a sandwich

•shit curly even lets pony go home w some leftovers from his house so he doesnt have to basically starve himself till dinner and he just has to heat it up

•sometimes curly thinks any food pony eats is good food, so he’ll just buy pony multiple snacks and say thats good enough, which isnt a great mindset to have but cmon, hes doing this w the help of nobody else, cut curly some slack

•as for how pony feels about it, i feel like at some point he catches on and he has complicated feelings towards it, he appreciates it cause yea, he does have a problem w how he eats, but also he finds it a bit annoying especially bc he feels like curly feels pity for him and thats y hes doing this and hes not 100% wrong there

[celinex03]

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐒

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

• dirty minded

• kinda shy

• stubborn

• calm

• goofy

• nerdy

• very skilled with her hands (if yk what I mean)

• loving

• caring

• flirty

• a total simp sometimes

𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒

[friends to lovers]

[friends with benefits]

[strangers to lovers]

[one sided love]

𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐏𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:

United In Blood ✸ Ellie Williams by nellcrains

COWGIRL // ELLIE WILLIAMS by no1cowgirl

FREE • ellie williams by cvpidkiss

TAKEN • ellie williams by cvpidkiss

Serenity - Ellie Williams [1] by obsessedmax

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐀𝐔:

young ellie: …

adult ellie: cailee speney

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒 (𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖):

• Ellie is the type of girl that will distance herself from you as soon as she starts to have wet dreams and/or dirty fantasies about you, because she's afraid that she might not have self control and act them out on you.

• she's definitely an ass type of girl, but she doesn't mind massaging and sucking your tits.

• Ellie for sure loves to eat your pussy. You are her breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner.

• When she's really horny she'll look down on you with lusty eyes, she doesn't even have to say anything. (You guys know exactly what I mean!!!)

• She'll sleep shirtless and only with boxers around you.

• If there's one thing that Ellie loves, then it's when you wear her clothes the morning after. You don't even bother to change into something different for work.

• Ellie notices when she plays the guitar, that you keep on looking at her hands. bc she loves to see you drool like that, she asks you to listen to her songs.

• It drives Ellie crazy when you ask to reverse ride her, especially when she uses the strap. (She'll moan louder than you do)

• her fingering will be imprinted in your core memory

• she tends to overstimulate you on accident since she pleasures you for her own pleasure

• Ellie loves to roleplay, you'll agree on different scenarios like meeting each other at the bar for the first time, getting into a fight on purpose or acting like you are each others arch nemesis and try to "kill" each other. This stuff really turns her on.

[thesophistiicate]

Can you explain what your daily routine is morning mid day event etc?

sure! i'm actually going to try making some routine changes this next week as i feel my current routine isn't quite giving me enough time for my projects, so i'll go over current + what i'm going to try... (i feel it's very boring sorry lol)

wake up: whenever my 2 year old gets up (7am-ish). we usually snuggle until he gets hungry and demands breakfast.

breakfast: i've been bad lately and just have coffee in the morning. but i'm going to start eating something small + light again bc you shouldn't have coffee on an empty stomach. i make breakfast for my son and i write my morning pages while my son eats and/or plays.

morning: skincare routine. i jump in the shower quickly if i can. then i do my chores: cleaning the kitchen (we get tired/lazy and don't do it properly after dinner) + whatever other cleaning chore is on that day (i have certain ones i do each day). but we've been trying to clean the kitchen after dinner to get more time for my work in the mornings (writing, content creation, reading, crafts etc). this is the 'hardest' part for me being a mum, there isn't a lot of time for things i want to achieve. some days we have play group or play dates in the morning also. we have snack time at whatever point toddler demands i give him a banana lol.

midday: toddler goes for his nap which is usually 1.5-2hrs. i do my pilates, have lunch, do a little reading or work depending on my mood and energy. sometimes i just watch tv if i'm really tired.

afternoon: toddler wakes up, we snuggle on the couch and i go on social media. he plays + i'll chill for a bit. often we read his books together. if the weather is good we go outside. i do my singing exercises and practice. by this point i'm usually starting to get pretty mentally tired so i let toddler watch tv and i start thinking about what i need to do for dinner. my partner gets home around 5pm and he takes toddler back outside to play while i cook dinner.

evening: i love to cook and cherish the time to myself. i watch a show while i cook (atm it's desperate housewives). after dinner + clean up i have a LONGGGG HOTTTTT shower. this is my crucial self care time. i emerge covered in my lotions and oils, then toddler goes for a bath with daddy. i prep for bed time, last minute clean up, then we go to bed! my toddler doesn't sleep very well so i go to sleep early with him. when his sleep improves we may get evening couple time back lol.

my partner works 4 days per week and is the primary caregiver 2-3 days per week to give me time to work (or rest). my routine is similar on those days but i don't do any cleaning/chores and instead use that time to work on my projects. i might be picking up a freelance contract soon, but overall aim to keep my workload small. on the weekends i do 'bigger' beauty tasks like painting nails, facials, hair appointments, massages etc. we go to the farmer's market, op shop/thrifting, plant nursery, out for lunch, on day trips to the countryside, see friends or entertain at home etc as well but not all the time. in general we just like to relax and be at home.

[justagirlthatgotaway]

Romanticising back to school☕️🍂🩰

Alot of us are going back to school now in september so im here to help you make it enjoyable!

Aesthetic/Theme

You wanna start of by choosing your aesthetic and theme for this school year. For me its coquette, dollette, tumblr 2014 era. Do a mood board of the aesthetic your going for. I recommend doing a board in pinterest just incase you wanna change it along the year. It doesnt matter if it starts to change though put the school year.

Rolemodels

Next up we are choosing our rolemodels who we wanna study like. Alot of people pick Rory from gilmore girls. Shes a hard working student but if you havent rised in school past years i would choose something like blair waldorf. Shes a hard working student too but if you like the kinda coquette fall theme i would go with her. If you like the preppy downtown girl theme i would go with Rory or Paris.

Outfits

Outfits are a big game changer. If you have a cute outfit on it will boost your confidence and your motivation to go into school. If you wear a uniform i would put on some small hoops and a gold necklace. If you like it extra than some braclets too. I know alot of schools dont allow jewerly than i would focus on hairstyles which were gonna be talking about soon.

If you get to decide what you wear than you can use your creativy! As i mentioned in the start im going for a coquette dollette look so im gonna be wearing those kinds of clothes

Haitstyles

Hairstyles can make your look pop out even more! I recommend for fall to do one or two french braids! Even better if you make the braids a little messy, but if you prefer cleaner look do what ever makes you feel the best! Also french twist and basic hair open are life savers too! I dont wanna see those slick backs this fall!

Meals

I know that people reading this are scrolling for the meal part bc of the ana culture in here.

I dont wanna get too much in it but here are some meals i would recommend.

Breakfast

2 rice cakes with creme cheese and cucumber

One cup of black coffee.

Lunch

I would recommend to eat what you get served at avhool but if its a big no no than some crakers and rice cakes with your chosen toppings

Dinner

If you still live at home eat what ever your mum or mum or your guardian is serving you.

If you make your own food

Gigi hadid pasta and diet coke

Snacks

For snacks i would try to stop the extra snacking but if you want to snack you can try to eat fruits i also found that apple and cinnamon tastes good together! I bet it tastes even better if theres sugar too but i prefer just the cinnamon.

Also plain greek yogurt with some berries and honey is so good too!

Studying

Studying is the main part. As well as motivation but i found out that i study better if i go into an cafe to study and i can grab a drink and just study in peace! Some people prefer to study at home in their own desks or with some friends in the library. So go find out how you stay motivatied and how you study the best!

End

Thank you for reading this and i hope this helped some people who are starting school☕️🍂

[enid-rhees]

Dating Modern!Enid Rhee HDCNS (Fem!Reader)

warnings: nsfw mentions, weed mentions (18+ MINORS DNI)

(shhh ik the pics don’t really match)

Enid Rhee Masterlist

okay so

i’ve been so excited to do this

i kindaaaa project myself onto her but that’s just the way i am i’m sorry

okay enough of me let’s go

you and Enid are like . THE it couple btw

y’all are two hot gfs and u can’t change my mind

cafe dates are a MUST

u guys love cafe dates and go on one at least once (or twice) a week

i can honestly see you guys owning a cat . and that cat is your child

u guys don’t really want children so your cat is your child and you guys spoil them beyond belief

and i mean it like u guys basically take family photos with the cat ALL THE TIME

besides you guys spoiling the cat

you guys constantly spoil each other

especially YOU 🫵

you are always buying her new clothes, new jewelry, shoes

anything Enid wants is what Enid gets ‼️

she’s seriously the love of your life and you would do anything for her (and i mean anything)

fancy restaurant dates happen like twice a month

but mostly bc u guys prefer less fancy places but you still take her to them to spoil her w expensive wine and all

okay now please bare with me and my projecting

you guys love playing video games and Enid loves Fortnite you cannot change my mind

even thought you guys play in duos, yall get VERY competitive when it comes to shooting someone 😭

“NOOO I WAS GONNA GET THEM :(“

*cue one of you laughing as the other pouts*

you guys cook dinner together on the days that you don’t go out

honestly to me, cooking together is a great form of intimacy w ur partner so like i find it very cute and meaningful

going grocery shopping together is like leaving two unsupervised children in the store

because even though you do get real food for breakfast, lunch and dinners

you guys also get almost as much snacks as the real food

endless movie nights !!!

i can SO see you guys getting comfy in ur bed (with your hundred dollars worth of snacks) and watching movies together until 5am

every time a movie you wanna see is in theaters you guys go INSTANTLY

movie theater dates are one of your favorites, especially when you go on a random day in the middle of the day so no one is there and you guys get the whole room to yourself

ok i’m gonna project one more time

you guys are avid weed smokers

i mean you guys don’t do it ALL the time but occasionally you’ll get a few joints for the two of you to share

u guys love it honestly like it’s so chill and you guys just do ur everyday thing but a little bit stoned

but u guys crave snacks so bad when ur high

and that circles us back to buying so many snacks from the store

moving on from that though

both of you can get a little jealous when someone else is being too friendly, but you guys are also incredibly reassuring of one another

but both of you also know that you guys will be together forever, and literally nothing can get in the way of your love for each other

you guys ALWAYS show each other off on social media so everyone knows you guys are together

half of your IG posts are just each other

- NSFW -

oh boy

you guys own many, many toys let’s be real

and both of you are switches, sometimes Enid will dom the hell out of you and sometimes you do that to her

but oh my god

sex w Enid is amazing

because you guys always take the time to worship each others bodies during sex

she can be so gentle with you, kissing your neck softly and softly kneading the skin of your hips as she thrusts into you with her strap

scissoring is both of your favorite position BUT using a strap >>> the two of you cannot get enough of it

Enid also fucking loves eating you out

she could do it every night if you let her

you have

you on the other hand

you could go on for hours, all night and all morning just staying in between her thighs

you guys don’t explore many kinks but ooo does Enid love hair pulling

i actually don’t know if that’s a kink but like it’s hot so

Enid loves to leave marks on you, wether they’re hidden or visible for anyone to see

both of you are a littleeee possessive over the other

but not like crazily, but if anyone is being too friendly, you guys know how to get them to back off

jealous sex doesn’t happen often, but when it does

it’s just amazing

- nsfw ends -

so in conclusion

you and Enid are the best couple ever

a literal it couple

if yall were famous OOOO would everyone love you guys

but that’s for another time (maybe)

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[godneuteredmeforbeingtoopowerful]

CW: discussions of child neglect, food policing, abusing autistic children, fatshaming

I’ve always been confused why I have food insecurity trauma behaviors, but my family has always had the privilege of having enough food and money and whatever else. I was reflecting on this with one of my partners this morning, and realized that my parents had a lot of rules around eating that other people… didn’t? So I wanted to share some of them and… idk. I just don’t want to feel alone. Also, understanding that I am (undiagnosed as a child) autistic with sensory issues that sometimes explode into ARFID, is vital to this conversation and adds a whole other layer. Again, CW ahead.

We always had ingredients, not pre-prepared meals. And you couldn’t eat things bc they were an ingredient

Things like cheese you could snack on but you could only have a little. If you’re hungry, eat a fruit or a vegetable (notoriously some of the worst things for textural sensory issues.)

Pre-packaged snacks have a purpose- if we’re leaving the house, or if you want to take one to school. You may have one snack after school, but there’s a specific amount you’re allowed to have, and it cannot be pre-packaged. I was banned from goldfish for a period of years bc I kept ignoring the rule with it. (I was unwittingly self-medicating for POTS, because it was the saltiest thing I was allowed. The diagnosis came years later.)

Sugar was evil. I could have it several times a week, but only as dessert. I had no say in what dessert was or when. If I asked for it, the answer would automatically be no. Breakfast cereal, one of my only safe foods that I could count on, was not allowed to contain more than 8-9 grams of sugar. That ruled out things like fruity pebbles, my favorite cereal. Occasionally this rule would be broken for things like Golden Grahams, because my dad liked them, but not for anything else unless it was a special occasion.

If you miss your time slot during the day, you just don’t get that thing: i.e. snack time is from 3-4pm. If you don’t eat then, you can’t eat until dinner at 6. No food after dinner. No food between 8am and noon. No food between 1 and 3. This schedule was only allowed to deviate if mom deviated from it.

Also, if you don’t like what’s been prepared for a meal, too bad. Eat it or eat nothing.

In a similar vein, if you don’t eat all of your lunch at school, the leftovers are now your snack after school the next day so mom can watch you eat it. It was supposed to teach me to eat all my food at school. Instead I just learned to throw food away.

Foods other kids got a lot, we didn’t really. They were only for car trips or birthdays, so a few times a year. Things like chips, soda, cracker jacks, etc.

Since safe foods were policed so heavily, I learned to eat a shit ton when I could, so I could make it through potentially not eating anything else substantial until the next day, or even several days. This was usually breakfast cereal, which was guaranteed, and snack time food, which was usually something like popcorn or peanut butter celery (which I did like) or pretzels or yogurt. Hated trail mix and granola bars with a passion. This got me consistently criticized for “eating like a pig” or “wasting food” or “eating up money” when I would have 2 bowls of cereal for breakfast, especially in middle school and high school. But if I wasn’t really eating anything else during the day, and I ran out of energy from those 2 bowls by 10am, what else was I supposed to do but take it?

There was also a lot of competition for getting ahold of my safe foods when they were in the house- because I have 3 siblings. So I grew a habit of stealing and hoarding food in my room- even though that was strictly forbidden. I got busted often, but I was fucked otherwise. Or when we had things like pizza for dinner or other safe foods, I’d have several helpings (consequently getting fatshamed) because I wouldn’t know when I’d have a pleasant sensory experience again, or when I’d get to really eat again.

Also, had to clean my plate whenever I complained about dinner. Think I got bungee corded to the chair once. Had to sit at the dinner table past my bedtime a few times because the lasagna or avocado was too much and I’d puke. And then get verbally abused for it. They stopped that with my siblings. They were allowed to have pb&j after eating 3 bites, but only pb&j. What I would have given for that when I was a kid.

Anyway. Any solidarity is unfortunate but appreciated. A bit sobering now that it’s all listed out like that.

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

Today was mine and the chilean girlie shift for cooking and cleaning, and we survived it :) we dont have a fridge so our meals are weird and very basic. For example yesterday for our only hot meal a day we had pasta with potatoes (and some xarrots, but the idea to mix these 2 things unti one dish was so funny and surreal to me). For breakfasts we eat porrifde, after work we eat flat bread with a salad and some fruits for lunch, then it gets too hot to function so we just lay down in the shade until 5pm trying to survive, and later we start cooking dinner. Soketimes it takes even like 2 hours to prepare food over the fire.

Im the only vegetarian here but everyone is respectful of it and they just cook 2 separate pots and then add a meat can to one of them.

Also the food is served in tiny camping bowls, and these portions are so small. Im so hungry all the time. But not now, bc I cooked a giant nutritious meal with lots of vegetables ^_^ I took a lot of dry vege snacks with me, but I havent used any of it. Since even boiling water is a task that takes time and some preparation xD and most of my food recuires adding hot water to make it edible

Still cant post pics :(

Its 20:48 here

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

hihi o/

how did jensen's relationship with food fluctuate throughout his life? when was it at its healthiest (prior to now) when was it at its worst? (+ what's it like now?) 👀

TY

okay so jensen was a really picky eater when he was young. liked the same thing for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and would be upset if it changed. then through his teens food just wasnt always a priority, esp when him and his mom were struggling the most w money. it was just eat whatever is put in front you and be fucking grateful for it. food was just about survival than anything else yk. then through undergrad food was just,, food. like hed usually max out at one meal a day and that was just bc he had to. it was usually just snacks (i hc one of his go tos was cool ranch doritos and now he cant even look at them without getting nauseous bc there were times where thats all hed eat for a week) bc they were convenient and consistent

then in med school was when it started improving a little. he isolated himself a lot which, his schedule didnt give him a lot of time as is, but it gave him some more time to himself. he started learning some very basic meals, and cultural ones bc it was just never something he had really gotten to connect w before besides when he was super young and still lived with his dad

i think he was still stuck with those basic meals but was at least eating two meals a day regularly (not that it was much, usually just a granola bar and a monster for breakfast, then something for dinner). he was enjoying food more and trying different tastes and stuff, but he just didnt put in the effort for anything more than that

in book 2 when bryce had is "im hot so i dont know how to cook" not what happened but in my mind it is moment jensen started to help him out learn some very basic meals. it was actually through that that he really started to love cooking. he and bryce would have a lot of fun w it (even if it was mostly jensen cooking) and getting to enjoy the meal together afterwards was something he enjoyed

hes always been a speed eater, just eating it to consume something, but bryce is a slow eater and likes to talk and take his time, so jensen had to start pacing himself a little. as jensen starts learning more meals for the two of them to cook, including traditional hawaiian foods, he really starts getting into the history and purpose of different foods in different cultures

overall the whole experience just really helped him to develop a better relationship and mindset around food, to the point where he got excited about making and eating it, no matter what it was

[lucygraysboy]

how many meals and snacks does your muse eat in a day?

on average,  billy eats three meals a day:   breakfast,  lunch and dinner.   as for snacks —   he snacks a lot throughout the day but he has a very fast metabolism and he’s a #bigdino so it doesn’t show + he works out a lot.   but even when he’s on set,  you can always find him with doritos or fries or a slice of pizza or candy or oat milk latte + donut in hand.   

fun fact for lucy gray,  when he was little,  he’d eat lollipops off the carpet (like even if he accidentally dropped it,  he’d still eat it) so…   he’s not picky at all.   he loves food,  loves all his snackies.

(i will not elaborate on how he often goes hungry in the early western verse bc we’ll cry)