#bc he's a bi disaster

[shriika]

nina, victor, and their beloved pet scientist voted "most hated polycule" by the powers that be

[love-sitcoms]

just realized my favorite sitcom husband is bisexual disaster feminist twink/twunk with a heart of gold and twice the anxiety

[mildewewe]

Something something Kim Dokja in a cheongsam outfit

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Bonus doodles

[luna-the-cretar]

I’ve seen some of those OUAW ship flowcharts, and I desperately want to make a couple myself (both for ouaw and eom, because oh BOY that is a weird complicated love spaghetti) when I get home, just for the fun of it

[woodenela]

I KNOW this is just delusional blabber but how good would it have been if after Whole Cake Island Sanji started to flubber & swish around Luffy the way he does with the ladies?!

It would've been SO CUTE AGH!

"Luffy-kyun! You have taken a shower, good job💕"

"Ah~ Luffy-chwan looking cute and dashing this morning as well! No stealing food though~"

And when Luffy is on the battlefield you always have a split second of Sanji in the background twirling his heart out before going about his business o(⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)o

[itischeese]

I have an announcement to make

Obito's type is just self-sacrificial idiot geniuses.

That is all.

[off-traveling-in-the-stars]

jim gordon is incapable of dating someone who doesnt have bi wife energy

[nandermoenthusiast]

oh my god i got so emotional SHUT UUUUUP

[renamusing]

need robert back for my and aaron's wellbeing but also:

to comment on the new decor at all the old places

make jimmy cry

plot with nicola again

shit on mack and charity

make jacob's life a misery

con caleb out of the mill

meet eve and become her favorite person sorry aaron

continue the ugly xmas jumper tradition

FINALLY get aaron a dog

just randomly hate the HOP

wind up people at the cafe

be a bitch in general. thanks.

[vesperpharsalius]

i got your reference! that’s why i said in gs cassius taking back the ring was just the engagement. i love that two lines because when i read the ending of gs i was traumatized by all that was happening, like darrow was there, stuck paralyzed on the ground by the venom, fitchner’s head on one side, nero and lorn killed by the jackal that has just shown his true face on the other, victra dying and roque having his judas moment. he did not know what had happened to sevro and mustang. peak dramatic moment. then cassius touched his hand and he was like “oh is he holding my hand??? <3” like BITCH BE SO FOR REAL this is not the moment to be gay (wrong it’s always the moment to be gay).

but also omg you saying that was cassius’s ring in Ig please like what if the rings were slightly different because maybe at the institute one was slightly scratched and so darrow realised that and virginia knew that too because she is observant. they looked at each other and the pin of remaining internalised homophobia in darrow made him say “maybe he lost the other one…” they both know it’s not true.

please you’re feeding my delusions too much I need chapter 9 of your fanfic 😭

Lol, that scene cracks me up, too. It’s such an unbelievably tense moment and I remember the first time I read it, I had to do a double–take, because—honestly, Darrow, these are your thoughts? Maybe apologize for destroying his entire House before you try for first–base.

(I am aware that Darrow thought Cassius was going to shake his hand, rather than hold it, but I think it says something spicy about Darrow that not only is he unfailingly tender where Cassius is concerned, he also invariably expects Cassius to return his affection—even after he admitted to killing Julian and did not apologize for it, he honestly believed that Cassius would be reasonable about it. Like... dude. Even Cassius isn’t that gay.)

But you’ve got me thinking of the end of MS now, when Darrow had just assassinated Octavia, overpowered the Jackal, and saved Cassius from the Joy Knight—y’know, he’s on the verge of either resounding success or crushing failure, trapped in the Dragonmaw, about to face Aja, the most terrifying razormaster in the system, with no armor and one hand. Despite all this, what is his stream of consciousness?

He grins, more alive in battle than anywhere else. I feel a pang, knowing this is always how it should have been. Missing the days where we rode together in the highlands pretending we were lords of the earth. I grin back at him, wounded, bleeding, but almost whole for the first time I can remember.

And Mustang has to literally tell them to focus and stop being gay. And you know what? They don’t.

IIRC, they received new rings after they graduated from the Institute, ones that are iron rather than gold, but it’s possible that Darrow’s and Cassius’ could be perceptibly different.

I like to think Darrow and Mustang would both, independently, realize the ring was actually Cassius’, but never say anything. Darrow, because he’s a goddamn fool, wouldn’t understand the significance of it.

(Maybe Cassius was just confused? Sent the wrong one accidentally? Lost mine? I mean, what reason could he possibly have to send me his? 🤔)

But Mustang would, because she knows that Cassius is in love with Darrow (because it’s painfully obvious and, honestly, he probably confessed, while they were psuedo–dating) and it would make her smile.

And she would tell Victra, too, in confidence, who would find the entire thing hilarious.

I see the vision!

Ch. 9 is coming soon! Stay tuned. Tysm for reading.

Bonus points for the fact that, after the Iron Rain in GS, when Mustang is telling him everything that happened while he was unconscious, who is Darrow worried about? Guess.

“Oh, goryhell, you’re so tender sometimes. Do you regret cutting off his arm, too?”

[weldfists]

ace of hearts , ace of clubs for hs sett 🫵

Card Suits

Ace of Hears - How easy is it for any sort of relationship to develop with your muse?

In Heartsteel, Sett isn't necessarily as guarded as you'd expect him to be especially with how he started out pre the band forming. While often times he used to shut anybody out that got too close to him because they'd see him as a stepping stone to get to his father, with his dad out of the picture he's learned that not every person out there was trying to be his friend to use him. Something he really had to grow out of but we love to see it anyways.

Now he's a lot more easy going and personable with folks, he'll find himself in social circles getting along with most of the folks there. The only problem Sett has with developing relationships is he tends to say his inside thoughts aloud, which tends to rile folks up (coughkayncough). Otherwise I think it's fairly easy to get along with him if you're looking for a friend.

Now if we're talking a more romantic oriented relationship, I gotta say he's a little dense. Often times, he tends to not be able to read someone being flirtatious towards him unless its very blunt and will sometimes chalk someone up as not interested if they tend to skirt around him. That tends to work in his favor though because in order to realize someone's taken an interest in him they're usually already trying to drag him into a kiss. Disaster.

Ace of Clubs - How frugal is your muse with their money? How often do they run out?

Sett's TERRIBLE with his money so he tries to stick to a saving plan, but unfortunately being a failed nepo baby meant he HAD money at some point so he got used to... indulging is the word I'm gonna use for this. So the saving plan barely works, he just got really good at stretching every dollar he got.

But yeah he's definitely not gonna lie he has some expensive tastes: example he buys the fancy protein powder because it's the only thing that works for him so he definitely can't cut that out of his budget, don't look at his bedroom that thing looks like Tony Montana's damn office, and don't get started on the amount of athleisure he's bought that's brand name. Long story short, yeah he's a disaster with money and he's not allowed to look at this credit card.

[reinemichele]

😭 I was certain it was him but I just wanted to make sure

[void-botanist]

PLEASE tell me you have a snippet or something for Horatio and co zip lining on ley lines. I need it like BURNING

I laughed so hard I coughed you were so quick to send me this

Anyway please enjoy this 10-year vintage excerpt from the original Horatio & co Old Canon, from Horatio's perspective:

There's no real magic in him, just an affinity for mixing potions and using herbs…and the ability to see ley lines. For a split second he lets his eyes scan the sky for one of the tiny golden laser-streaks, and then tries to hide it by pretending he was rolling his eyes. Just a few feet over and up is his lifeline. But first...

[the part where we skip egregious James nonsense]

There. From the left side of his belt, opposite the omniblade, comes a half-baguette-shaped piece of metal. With a flick of the wrist its other half pops out, turning it into a zip line handle with a tiny open claw on the top where the pulley should have been. He holds it above his head with both hands, and it pulls him, painfully slowly, toward the ley line hovering several yards above him. He hears James running up behind him, glances over his shoulder, and upon seeing the bloody murder face again, this time dripping the bluish blood of an elfin body, he wills his ascent to go faster. Once he's on the line, speed is no problem. But he has too far to go before the line's negative charge will really take hold. This is going to be the end. When the panting bull of an Englishman behind him catches him he'll be dead within minutes, or maybe dragged back to the Gluronts to have his spirit trapped in one of their special jars forever. In any case, he can say goodbye to this body…

Horatio closes his eyes as he feels his old body's fingers slam into his back, and starts apologizing to everyone inside his head, one by one…

Then suddenly something clanks onto his ley latcher, and he looks up to find a big black feathery body towing him into the air. He looks down and sees his old self several yards below him, trying to catch hold of the foot flying away from him.

Thank you, he thinks, as he feels the latcher's tiny metal claw close on the ley line.

You're welcome, silly beast, says the bird in his head.

Zipping the last thirty feet to the ley line crossing over the dimension gate, he smashes the release button with his thumbs and drops square in the portal, right in front of James's bleeding face.

[sweetcitrusboi]

Can’t wait to go to the Barbie movie with a cute slicked back ponytail and then the rest of my outfit is just Dean Winchester core

[loverdotpng]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[hoyt-and-cavanaugh]