#he was like. extremely competent but real sad/unlucky about it

[void-botanist]

PLEASE tell me you have a snippet or something for Horatio and co zip lining on ley lines. I need it like BURNING

I laughed so hard I coughed you were so quick to send me this

Anyway please enjoy this 10-year vintage excerpt from the original Horatio & co Old Canon, from Horatio's perspective:

There's no real magic in him, just an affinity for mixing potions and using herbs…and the ability to see ley lines. For a split second he lets his eyes scan the sky for one of the tiny golden laser-streaks, and then tries to hide it by pretending he was rolling his eyes. Just a few feet over and up is his lifeline. But first...

[the part where we skip egregious James nonsense]

There. From the left side of his belt, opposite the omniblade, comes a half-baguette-shaped piece of metal. With a flick of the wrist its other half pops out, turning it into a zip line handle with a tiny open claw on the top where the pulley should have been. He holds it above his head with both hands, and it pulls him, painfully slowly, toward the ley line hovering several yards above him. He hears James running up behind him, glances over his shoulder, and upon seeing the bloody murder face again, this time dripping the bluish blood of an elfin body, he wills his ascent to go faster. Once he's on the line, speed is no problem. But he has too far to go before the line's negative charge will really take hold. This is going to be the end. When the panting bull of an Englishman behind him catches him he'll be dead within minutes, or maybe dragged back to the Gluronts to have his spirit trapped in one of their special jars forever. In any case, he can say goodbye to this body…

Horatio closes his eyes as he feels his old body's fingers slam into his back, and starts apologizing to everyone inside his head, one by one…

Then suddenly something clanks onto his ley latcher, and he looks up to find a big black feathery body towing him into the air. He looks down and sees his old self several yards below him, trying to catch hold of the foot flying away from him.

Thank you, he thinks, as he feels the latcher's tiny metal claw close on the ley line.

You're welcome, silly beast, says the bird in his head.

Zipping the last thirty feet to the ley line crossing over the dimension gate, he smashes the release button with his thumbs and drops square in the portal, right in front of James's bleeding face.

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

@thecorteztwins Based on our conversation about Fabian actually helping, then demanding credit.  Taking place in your alt-Marauders.  Feel free to ignore this completely if it contradicts something you were planning to write.

“I’m saying, it’s an outrage!” Fabian Cortez paced back and forth along the beach, hands waving in air dramatically.  Both the track dug deep into the sand, and the expressions on the faces of his unlucky audience indicated he’d been ranting in this fashion for some time.

“Yes, yes, you’ve been very clear about that,” said Sebastian Shaw dryly.  “Why don’t you go make yourself a fancy medal if it’s so important to you?  Or buy one in some curio shop?”  The slowly-healing burns on the Black King’s face and bandages around his chest and shoulder indicated that his weariness was not entirely caused by Fabian’s performance – but Fabian was contributing quite a bit.

“It’s not about me!” Fabian exclaimed, in what was quite possibly the most blatant and obvious lie in all of recorded history.  “It’s about respect!  I – mean, we taxed our powers to the limits, pushing ourselves to the very brink of death!  It’s a miracle that we all survived – and the Council cannot even afford me – I mean, us the slightest hint of recognition for our service?”

“I got recognition!” Shinobi beamed. “Jumbo Carnation designed this just for me.”  He twirled around, showing off the black fabric.  It could, with some imagination, be called a suit, in the same way that artfully arranged dental floss might possibly be called a string bikini.  The huge gaps in what was basically loosely connected strips of cloth showed off a whole landscape of skin.  Shinobi may as well have been wearing a net.

“I didn’t realize Jumbo Carnation held such hostility towards you, son.  I expect your revenge will be, if not subtle, at least swift and cruel.” Sebastian was praying that certain strips would not shift too far to the right or left.  

“Maddie thinks I look amazing,” Shinobi folded his arms in a ridiculously attractive pout.

“Yes, he does,” Maddie chimed in, staring Sebastian down, hands on her hips.  “I think he should wear it all the time.”

“Do you really want to do this, Madelyne?”

“You’re all missing the point!” Fabian broke in.  The group’s attention had wavered from him for almost a minute, and that was unacceptable.  “I’m not talking about gifts and praise from our fellow mutants, which we of course deserve. I’m talking about official recognition from the Council that supposedly runs this island! Some acknowledgement of our incredible courage and accomplishment!  A medal is the very least they could do!”

“Crikey, will someone please shut him up?  That voice is like hammers on my skull,” Pyro groaned, propped up on a beach chair with one hand holding a wet cloth over his eyes.  Between focusing his flame into a blue-white stream to melt through the creature’s outer carapace, and then extinguishing the massive fires raging across Krakoa in the battles wake, he was nursing an intense migraine.  

“Perhaps you should go lay down in a dark room if you feel so poorly, Mr. Allerdyce,” said Sebastian, with absolutely no compassion or concern.

“Fuck off, Shaw.  I ain’t missin’ the celebration for anything.  Mind yer business.”  Fumbling blind, Pyro picked up the beer nestled in the sand next to him, and took a long pull.  

“You really should rest, though,” Haven put in, her tone the exact opposite of Sebastian’s.  “You did amazing things today.  I know it took a lot out of you.”

“Awww, thanks luv.  Couldna done it without your help.”  Her gentle hands on his shoulders, her cool voice in his ear – it had created a pocket of calm in his chest that spread out to shrink the wildfires down to nothing.

“No, I didn’t really do anything at all,” Haven demurred.

“Yes, exactly!” Fabian chimed in. “She didn’t do anything!  None of them did.  That’s what I’ve been saying!  I’m the one who charged all of your powers beyond your natural limits!”

“Thank you, Fabian,” said Haven, and only an experienced ear would hear the exasperation hiding under her usual gentleness.  “You were extremely…” she paused for a moment, then decided the next word would not technically be a lie.  “…brave. I know you were instrumental in our victory.”  Cortez had, after all, dashed into the fray to charge up the mutants in direct conflict with the creature.  And then just as quickly dashed back out again.

“Yeah, he did a great job not fighting at all,” Pyro grumbled.  Haven laid a hand on his arm.  There was no implied order or chastisement, but Pyro sighed deeply all the same.  

“Thank you for your help, Fabian,” he forced out through gritted teeth.  

“Thank you, my dear lady,” Fabian beamed, completely ignoring Pyro.  He took and kissed Haven’s hand, suddenly a model of charm and chivalry.  “Risking my life, fighting to my last breath, it’s all worth it for the appreciation of someone as beautiful and wise as yourself. If only you were not, sadly, a human, you would be an ideal candidate for the harem that the Council will no doubt assign me to further the mutant race.  Once they come to their senses and realize the true significance of my accomplishments today.”

“Our accomplishments,” Madelyne corrected, rubbing her temples.  After protecting the entire island from the telepathic backlash of the creature’s death throes (which would have killed most people in range and left the survivors irreparably insane), she was dealing with quite the headache herself.  She remembered how Haven had held her hand in the moment, providing an anchor against the tidal wave of psychic energy that had threatened to sweep Madelyne away.

“And enough of this nonsense about a harem,” Sebastian scoffed.  “The Council has not resorted to assigning partners and forced unions.  And even if they did, you would be the last one chosen to pass on your genes.  Some of us have real power.  Some of us have already proven our ability to create powerful offspring, even if their character leaves much to be desired.”

“So you acknowledge that I’m powerful, Father?”  Shinobi asked, more sharp than hopeful.  “I did strike the killing blow.  I believe you were unconscious at the beach at that time.”

“I acknowledge your basic competence,” Sebastian conceded reluctantly.  “You did what the situation required.”  

“By which you mean phasing an entire ocean liner through the monster’s body,” Shinobi pressed.  “I doubt Pryde could have pulled that off.”  Kitty Pryde had, of course, once phased a massive bullet through the entire Earth, but Shinobi considered that irrelevant to the conversation at hand.

“It was very impressive!”  Haven assured him.  “I only wish we could have communicated with the creature and found a peaceful resolution….but you did what needed to be done.”  It had taken the combined efforts of Storm, Iceman, Meggan and every other mutant with weather or water-control abilities, plus telekinetics putting up a force shield to keep the island from being swamped by tsunami as the creature thrashed and died.  Even Aqueduct, a human visiting his former team-mate Sunstreak on Krakoa, had stepped up to help, despite his past as a terrorist and criminal.  The one silver lining of the day’s horrors had been how so many people had come together, selflessly working to protect the island. Even Fabian Cortez.

“And of course, that impressive feat would have been impossible without me, charging you up, pouring my own life energy into you.  I could have died.”

“If only,” Maddie muttered.

“I believe I’ve already thanked you for your contribution,” Shinobi drawled.  (He had not).  “But I’ll send you a card if it’s so important.”

“I think that would be the very least you could,” Fabian sniffed.  “Although I’d expect better from someone with such wealth and connections.”  

“You know, I think Cortez has a point,” Pyro began.  “There is someone that we need to thank for helping us today.  Someone who’s been overlooked – “

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying,” Fabian interrupted, nodding sagely.  

“Not you, ya plonk.  Haven.”  Pyro pointed in completely the wrong direction.

“I’m over here, St. John,” said Haven softly.  “And there’s no need for-“  Whatever she said next was drowned out by Fabian’s strangled cry of outrage.

“I couldn’t have put out those fires without your support.  I wasn’t in the right frame of mind, but you helped me get there,” Pyro said.

“And you kept me grounded while I was dealing with the psychic wave.  Thank you for that,” Madelyne added.

“You’re the one who organized the evacuation of that ocean liner,” Shinobi offered.  “I mean, I would have still used it, but it might have broken that pesky little ‘kill no man,’ law.  Thanks for the support, Haven.”  He raised his glass in her direction.

“Normally, I would not indulge in this kind of sentimental nonsense,” Sebastian said.  “But you did pull me and Miss Renko from the water after the creature knocked us out.  Drowning would have been rather inconvenient.  I’m a man who acknowledges my debts, and I thank you.”  Claudine had gotten the worst of it, and was still unconscious in the infirmary, but Elixir assured them that she would make a full recovery.

“My goodness.  You’re all so kind, there’s really no need for this,” Haven exclaimed, her hands on her cheeks as a dark blush spread over them.

“Yes, there is.  You spent the entire battle in the line of fire, helping wherever you could.  Even with no powers, you were there by our sides.  That deserves acknowledgement,” Madelyne insisted.  She could understand the feeling.  Standing powerless beside comrades (and against enemies) that could knock down buildings, feeling like a useless fool, but charging in all the same. Doing whatever you could, because that was everyone’s duty, wasn’t it?  To do what you can.  She’d been so innocent back then, and the memory tugged at her with a sweet sadness.

“Thank you,” Haven whispered, as the group all raised glasses (or bottles) to toast her.  “You’re the ones who saved the day, I just….helped where I could.  I was proud to support you, and I’m sure Mr. Cortez feels the same way…”  She stretched out her hand, ready to share the moment with him.

But Fabian had already stalked off angrily down the beach.      

Notes: Sorry for leaving Claudine out, I’m unsure of how to write her and couldn’t fit her into the scene.  I don’t know if Sunstreak is actually a mutant, but I wanted an excuse for an Aqueduct cameo.  I have no idea what they were fighting – some kind of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, minus the racism.  Maybe it was just a giant fire-breathing crab.  

[moczothe1st]

Brothers and Sisters, Chapter Nineteen

(*) It was accepted, socially speaking, that arrows being fired into the tent you were in, even if it was less a tent and more half a sewer pipe with a tarp over it, was a bad thing.  Sephiria acted based on this belief.  

She dove to one side, tacking Imoen to the ground as another arrow, fired with the same deadly precision as the one that had killed Angelo, tore through the thin canvas of the tent to pass through the space her heart had been in less than a second earlier. “Everyone move!” the young paladin shouted, trying her best to cover her sister despite the fact she hadn’t had time to find any damn armor… “I’m trying!” Imoen grumbled, wiggling free to grab her own bow and disappearing from the tent to scout out the enemy.  “Heads down and find somethin’ solid to hide behind, ya dope!  You don’t even have pants!”

“I wasn’t going to say anything,” Xan muttered. Khalid and Jaheira, being the closest things to sane one could find around here (and anyone who knew them well would have called that very sad) were already in motion; Khalid down low, moving forward in a hunched motion, huddled as well as he could behind the shield he’d managed to scrounge in their time down here to replace the one Sarevok had destroyed.  Luckily, weapons were something brigands always needed, and so entrances to the Undercellars often came up near shops selling them cheaply and discretely.  

An arrow struck the shield and went through it, stopping mere inches from his shoulder.  

Unluckily, he supposed, cheap weapons were also often worthless trash.

 “Jaheira!” His wife was already deep in her first casting, relying on him to guard her, but her slight nod told him she was aware of the issue; he could not protect her as well as he’d have liked. Couldn’t even truly protect himself.  

“Over yonder, behind the blue tent, takin’ aim through it!  And there’s more coming at us from all sides!” Imoen screamed, shouting to be heard over a din that Khalid uncomfortably recognized as growing panic. More than one unlucky lady of the night or patron screamed in dismay, tents beginning to collapse as patrons and proprietors alike tried to run from something roughly barreling through them.  To their left, a fire had begun among several of the tightly-packed makeshift tents. To their right, the crowd parted before a man easily six feet tall in full plate, drawing back his own bowstring to catch them in a crossfire.  And most worrisome of all, from the path directly in front of them, a pair of full-grown ogres appeared from thin air, one of them stopping to lift a john who hadn’t run fast enough and sink its tusks into his throat.      

The scent of fear began to overpower even the cheap perfumes and burning narcotics of the Undercellars.  And Khalid thought he detected more than a little bit of blood underneath it.  

(*)

Thankfully, despite owning a very good, expensive crossbow (that she had somehow bought without her mother knowing, which spoke to more sneakiness than you’d expect in a pampered rich girl stupid enough to believe her one true love was Eldoth Kron), Skie Silvershield was an atrocious shot.  

Less thankfully, you didn’t need to be a great shot to hit something five feet away.  

The shot was not a kill, but it did slam into Acherai’s bicep.  He was wearing the dark robes they had taken from Davaeorn, and the magic in them was better than any garment he’d ever seen.  The cloth resisted the crossbow bolt better than any chainmail he’d ever seen, and it did not pierce his flesh.  

Which is not to say it didn’t hurt. A lot.      

He fell to one knee, hissing at the shock of pain running up his arm as the limb went numb. He had put away his dagger and left his staff with the group where it would not be in the way as he snuck through a darkened house. He dearly wished he had some kind of weapon in his hand, because Skie immediately ran forward, screaming like a lunatic and slammed her empty crossbow into his jaw.  It was not a polished combat move, and one of the arms of the weapon cracked off.  

Still hurt.

And as the lights flashed behind his eyes and he fell backwards, he couldn’t help but feel this was the most humiliating pain he had ever felt.  And he had once slipped during a burglary and fallen off a roof into a horse’s water trough.

“My Eldoth!” she screamed, raising the half-broken weapon over her head to once again use a piece of precision equipment as a club. Acherai was about to have his head smashed with wood, and yet all he could think was, Gods she has an annoying voice.  “You took my Eldoth!”

Coran stepped across and punched her in the face.  “Um… sorry.”  

“Skie!” Lady Silvershield shouted, watching her daughter join the elf she’d just clubbed on the floor.  “You… you…”

“I’m sorry, milady, dreadfully so, but there are a lot of people trying to kill you right now and your daughter did shoot her rescuer,” Coran said, putting as much smooth calm into the words as he could. He was not, traditionally speaking, a master of social manipulation (in point of fact, most men he met hated him), but he did have a certain talent for getting a comely lass to lower her guard (which was why the men hated him).  Even Skie, who he had just punched, looked a little flustered at his tone.  

“You… struck me,” Skie said.  Her tone suggested she wasn’t totally sure what to make of this.  

“And I will gleefully spend the rest of my life making it up to you, fair lady.  Know that I would never, ever, lay a finger on a woman save in the direst of circumstances, when her very life was at stake,” he said, lowering a hand to help the young noblewoman to her feet.  He did not add, Or if my life was at stake, because she turned out to be a mage and also turned out to be the jealous type.  And she landed in a pig trough, so it wasn’t like I seriously harmed her. Certainly not as much as she was going to seriously harm me.

All of that was true, but he it would have seriously hurt the mood.

“I don’t think you should have struck me,” Skie said. “But, um, you do seem nice. Like, in a good way, but… you shouldn’t have.  But I’m sure you had a good reason. But it was mean.  I like your hair.”

“It is always inappropriate of any gentleman to strike a lady, for any reason,” her mother confirmed, her voice suggesting she was rolling her eyes on the inside.  “But on the other hand, my dear, you did shoot one our rescuers and then smash him about the face with a piece of wood, whilst assassins are still in the manor.  You were quite hysterical.”

“They took my Eldoth!  The love of my life!” Skie snapped, remembering why she had been angry and why this handsome elf with the smooth voice wasn’t going to make her happy at all, even when he kissed her hand after pulling her gently to her feet, which made her blush slightly. But in an angry way.

“You met him once,” Acherai grumbled, shakily rising to his feet.  “And let me be very blunt with you, milady, he didn’t even like you.”  

“How dare-“

“Acherai, perhaps now isn’t the time to antagonize the girl? She’s had a traumatic day,” Coran interjected.        

“So have I. I’ve experienced literal trauma, of the physical variety,” he snapped.  “Like the fact I cannot see out of my left eye and I’m fairly sure my cheekbone is cracked, from a crazed brat smashing my face.”

“Think of the assassins, my friend.  They’re still out there.”

Acherai lowered his tone to a level that wouldn’t carry outside the room, and said, “They’re not out there, they’re in here.  Two doors down the hallway. That door was closed when we passed, now it’s open a crack.  One of the shadows inside is too dark to be natural. There’s someone wearing black standing in it.”

Coran winced, and wished he had brought a dagger instead of a longsword.  This was going to be messy in the hallways. “At least it won’t be an ambush. Good eye.”    

“I can help!” Skie said, her tone excited, and yet, oddly enough, modulated to the same low volume.  It was a surprising level of competence considering, both elves noticed wryly, she seemed to forget ‘her Eldoth’ the moment something else caught her attention.  “I know how to fight. Um. Sort of. I can shoot a crossbow!”

“You broke your crossbow, milady,” Coran said mildly.  

“… Yes. But... um, I also have a knife!  It’s in my drawers,” she said.  “I kept it with my makeup where nobody would look. I’m not very good with it, but I can probably ‘shank’ someone if they ‘give me lip.’”

“Excuse me?” Her mother asked.  Her tone was not modulated to an acceptably soft volume, but it was extremely cold. That was almost as good, in her world.  

“I needed to run off with Eldoth and you wouldn’t let me!  So I snuck out a few times to practice. For when he came for me on a white horse.”  

“He didn’t own a horse,” Acherai said.

“He smelled a bit musky. Might have been horse,” Coran countered.

“Donkey.  Trust me, I can tell the difference. He rode a donkey until he had to actually meet someone he wanted to be impresse, then stole a horse to use. Or bought a beat-up old screw of a mare for a song, and gussied it up to look like a real horse for awhile.  Sell it after he didn’t need to be impressive anymore,” Acherai said.  “It’s how you stay unnoticed. Don’t look like someone people will notice until you have no other choice.”  

“Speaking from experience?” Coran asked wryly.

Acherai sniffed, and shifted his dagger to his good hand, sliding a wand out of his sleeve into the weakened one. “Please. I’m always impressive. It’s the curse of being me.  I have the one on the left.”

“Right.”

“Middle!” Skie offered.

“Only two of them, dear,” Coran said.  

“You’re smart,” Skie squealed. Against all odds, she had still kept her voice modulated low enough to not be heard.  Acherai would have been impressed if he wasn’t so deeply filled with wrath.  He decided to take it out on someone else. The shadow down the hall moved slightly.  He didn’t hear the sound of a weapon being unsheathed, but he felt it. The moment where a shadow becomes a threat, that feeling anyone who’s ever walked down a dark alley has gotten when they realize they’re being hunted.

Of course, if you grew up in dark alleys, walked down them every day, learned how to look deep into every shadow to see which ones were just a little too dark, you also learned quickly enough: just because you were being hunted, didn’t necessarily mean you were prey.  Sometimes the garter snake turns out to be a viper, and sometimes the bulge in the mark’s clothes is not a pouch of coins but a very sharp knife.

Acherai pointed the wand into the shadows that were slightly too dark, and spoke the command word. And then, well, it was hard to hide in the darkness when you were sharing the room with a bolt of lightning.  

(*)

The people who dwelt in this place were, as a whole, sick and weak.  Tamoko had no respect for anyone who would willingly abandon the world for a haze of drugs and rutting, but there was little point to massacring them.  This could have been done quickly and quietly as soon as the scrying found the girl and her group.  A dozen arrows.  A single spell to burn the tent with them inside.  Instead, the Acolytes of Sarevok had given in to their base instincts, indulging their desperate need to kill every single thing that crossed their path no matter how little a threat it was.

They had approached it with practiced skill and fanatical enthusiasm.  Aasim and Diyab, the clerics of Cyric, had started fires at two of the entrances, forcing the entire crowd to stampede to those that remained unblocked.  Gardush, the fighter, was poised in one of these, and between the storm of arrows he fired at the target, he took the time to loose a random shot into the terrified mob, making the ones at the lead turn, run other directions, turn the crowds against themselves. Naaman and Alai, slipping through the mad crowd, steadily moving to flank as their allies used spell and arrow to pin the enemy into one defensive position.  And as they passed, more than one harmless addict or whore found themselves hamstrung by an unseen blade, falling screaming to the floor in the middle of a stampede, tripping up others and leading more than one to be trampled to death. And Cythandria’s ‘pets,’ a pair of ogres she had magically enslaved, drove the survivors into a wild frenzy as they stormed through the crowd, hurling survivors and corpses alike aside as if they weighed nothing.

It was an effective distraction, she supposed, and would certainly disguise any evidence of their presence, but it was all so pointless when they could have finished the task quickly and efficiently in minutes, and already been on their way home with news of success.  Sarevok would have enjoyed it, she knew, and that made things worse rather than better as she once again found herself wondering how very little humanity he even had left to lose, if he could find pleasure in such mindless chaos.  

And her company wasn’t making it any better.

“Having a bad day?” Cythandria asked, her tone sweetly venomous as she watched the terrified crowd of degenerates fleeing into the sewers, the acolytes tearing through them like scythes through wheat.  She was not like them, the murder addicts, those who had joined Sarevok to stand in the shadow of a killer greater than themselves and bathe in the blood he shed, and she was certainly not anyone who would follow him out of faith or personal loyalty. Cythandria was a parasite, seeking to tap into the power to be found here for her own use.  She believed Sarevok would ascend to godhood, and when the new Lord of Murder blackened the heavens, she would be among his favored subjects.

She was also a filthy, conniving whore who used good looks and a general lack of dignity to ensnare men with promises of pleasure, making herself appealing in the bedchamber to offset her utter lack of use in any other capacity.  

Not that Tamoko was jealous of her in any way.  

“I do as milord commands, as do you,” Tamoko said, trying to keep the wrath out of her tone.  Sarevok did not take kindly to feuds among his lieutenants.  He expected, and demanded, all personal issues be set aside in favor of acting only in his interests.  If you were to act in a way that brought profit to yourself, it must also bring profit to Sarevok. If you were going to destroy a foe, it must not be a foe that Sarevok found useful in any way.  Cythandria was keenly aware that if she and Tamoko came to do battle, the one who struck the first blow would also be the one Sarevok tore limb from limb.  

This was good for Cythandria, because Tamoko’s first blow would also be Cythandria’s last.  But the mage apparently had little comprehension of how very, very quickly the priestess could wipe her from the face of the planet, and so provoking her rival into striking first had become a hobby of hers.

“True,” the mage said cheerfully. “But I do it with a smile on my face, while you seem oddly reluctant to obey milord’s will.  Are you losing faith, Tamoko?  Questioning his path when he nears the end? I should hate to see him think you a traitor, but the evidence is mounting.”

“Because I do not enjoy random massacres, I am a traitor?  The acolytes are doing their duty, killing for their lord. I have done my duty, leading them here.  You are doing your duty, whatever that might be,” Tamoko said flatly.  Something ugly flashed behind the lovely mage’s eyes at the implication she was a worthless hanger-on to the rest of the group, and Tamoko tried not to smile at it.  “If you wish to paint me as a traitor, I suggest you do better than that. Sarevok dislikes having his time wasted by idiocy.”

“Maybe you don’t need to be a traitor, Tamoko,” Cythandria said softly, and yet Tamoko could somehow hear her over the screams and the crackling of fire. “Maybe you just need to be weak.  Maybe Sarevok just needs to see how pathetic you are, how you don’t have the stomach for his vision.  Maybe he’ll see the same softness in your eyes that I do right now, and he’ll just reach out and snuff your life out like a candle.  Because he is a god, and something like you is less than nothing.”  

“Maybe,” Tamoko said, her eyes leaving the petty mage to seek movement at the westernmost entrance, behind Gardush. The warrior was drawing back the string on his longbow and did not see the covering to the tunnel beyond move, “something is about to go off-prompt before we have an opportunity to worry about that.”

“Wh…”

“GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!” screamed a voice that Tamoko suspected would have sounded like a shout even if it was whispering.  “GO FOR THE EYEEEEEEEEES!”                    

(*)

Slythe heard the crack of thunder and giggled.  “Witnesses, witnesses.  Someone’s fighting baaaaack.”

“You seem… happy, sir,” one of the dopplegangers said softly, his voice muffled by the Shadow Thief mask he wore.  

“Deliriously, good man!  Two roasted Shadow Thief corpses at the scene of the crime will do our job just as well as anyone getting out alive, so we get to kill everyone after all,” Slythe said gleefully.  “No need to leave Entar’s women alive to talk of things when a body tells a thousand words and all of them are ‘Amn.’  So after we do our job here, we can go back up the hall, you see, find two scared little rabbits and after we get them away from their protectors we just have to wrap our hands around their little throats and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze.  Just like breaking their necks for a stew, hm?  You boys must be starving.”

The doppleganger was named Kransizess, the eldest of the group that had joined the two assassins on this raid. He had, the day before, waylaid a member of the local thieves’ guild in an alley and eaten him alive while he begged for mercy (well, gurgled; like any good hunter, Kransizess went for the throat first), just to acquire some proper clothing and equipment for this mission.  Sentient beings were his literal food source, and he hunted and killed them with gusto.  He still found Slythe’s enthusiasm a bit much.  Particularly since, against all odds, he was actually worse without Kristin to distract him.  The man was practically vibrating with the need to rush the room down the hallway where Entar hid and kill everyone inside, at which point he clearly would go hunting for Entar’s wife and daughter just to murder them for fun.  It was like his only joys in life were his lover and bloody murder, and without one he focused every iota of his being on the other.

                “Sir, the, uh… target?” Kransizess asked.  

“Of course, of course. Krissy has probably already started her little fire, and we have to put business before pleasure,” Slythe said.  “Of course, my business is my pleasure.  You and the short one back there, he looks disposable.  I want you to play a part for me.  Tell me, when you were all researching the family, how closely were you paying attention?”

(*)

“Entar?  Entar, darling?” a voice called from outside the room, and Viconia took a step back behind the dwarf and leveled her holy symbol at the door.  

“Acherai?” she asked.  

“Elle!” Entar snapped, nearly lunging for the door, despite the fact Viconia had quite intentionally left him slightly too wounded to be moving around quickly.  It wouldn’t do to have him running off before he had fulfilled his part of the bargain.  Besides, he was wealthy and powerful, after all, and if they needed a hostage for some reason he would do nicely.  

One didn’t survive terribly long in Menzoberranzen without considering how to plan for any possible scenario and set up a plan to profit in each and every one. And with three sisters (well, just one by the time she was finished), Viconia had more incentive to practice than many other drow females.  She stepped between the old lord and the door, and slammed an elbow into where she knew his wound was still on the verge of opening. He fell hard, and did not rise again despite his tense muscles indicating he dearly wanted to.

“HA!” Shar-teel said, displaying her usual complex and subtle wit in regards to witnessing a man in pain.  Viconia could understand the amusement factor, certainly, but still found she couldn’t like the woman. She reminded Viconia far too much of home, more specifically of her most stupid and subsequently dead sister.  “If we decided to kill him, I call next shot.  I don’t like his face.”  

“I was not killing him, I was shutting him up,” Viconia said flatly.  “You, outside.  You are this one’s mistress?”

“His wife,” a chilly, imperious tone said.  “And daughter.”

“Papa? Papa, are you okay? I heard you cry out…” said a younger, frankly rather pitiful voice that put Viconia in the instinctive mood to kick something.

“Skie!” Entar shouted back in an agonized voice, and Viconia had to fight off a very strong inclination to make him the target of said kick. Shar was not so gracious as to give her the power to raise the dead as of yet, and they did still need him alive for one way or the other. Making him bleed out was bad business.  “That is my wife and daughter, you have to…”

“Please!  Those men saved us, but we got separated and there’s more behind us!” the pitiful voice continued. “Papa, let us in!”

“Silence, human,” she snapped. “Mage.  Can you divine the truth of their words?”

“Oh, I’m sorry, do I resemble a crystal ball to you?” Edwin sneered.  “As if I carry spells to determine the identity of every maiden I run across. (And just stop there, letting them think I have run across a great many, of course.  Shhhhh, they don’t know.)”

“I do not know who you are or why you have my husband, but if you mean us well, you will open this door.  Our lives are in danger,” the older of the two women said, her tone icy and yet with just the right tinge of worry.  Viconia considered this, and pondered her own personal beliefs on gender politics.   Most people on the surface, she knew, thought drow females hated all males.  This was not true.  They didn’t respect males enough to hate them. All males were nothing to her but a potential source of amusement, whether it be in the form of a toe-curling orgasm, growth to her own power and wealth, or just the pretty patterns their blood made when it hit the floor.  It was possible, if one was sufficiently amusing in one or more of these manners, to even feel a sort of mild attachment to them, as one might grow attached to a favorite pair of shoes.  Pleasant to have around, but you wouldn’t really care when they wore out and it was time to have the slaves burn them (by these standards, Acherai had turned out to be a pair of slippers that appeared awful on the outside but turned out to be surprisingly comfortable when worn; you wouldn’t take them out in front of someone you respected, but they were fine for the bedroom).  

What drow females really hated was other females, and that was because they, unlike males, were intelligent and dangerous enough to be a threat.  Nothing could set Viconia’s nerves on edge like a woman acting helpless and endangered, because she knew from experience: when they looked helpless was when they were about to bring the dagger down. She looked at the door with increased intensity, as if willing her eyes to look through it and see what trap awaited on the other side.

It was her ears, however, that gave her the answer, the crackling of flame just barely audible to her elven senses.  From outside.  

“This is a distraction!  Dwarf, kill them!” Viconia snarled, planting her foot firmly on Entar’s back to stop the old man from interfering.  

“Don’t take orders from drow, ya…”

“They are keeping our attention on the door while another of their band burns our escape route, wael dwen’del!” she hissed, shifting into drow to let the words ‘idiot dwarf’ have the venom to them she felt deep in her soul. “We’ve no options but to fight our way out, so someone kill them!”

A gray-skinned hand, its fingers tipped in wicked claws, slammed through the wooden door, reptilian eyes peering through the hole with wicked glee dancing in them.  “That issss the idea, meat,” the creature hissed, its voice still that of a young girl, but its tone nothing but taunting reptilian hunger.

The doppleganger pulled back from the newly formed hole in the door, and Viconia had just enough time to see the smiling, dreadlocked man down the hallway before he released the crossbow bolt.  

(*)

Naaman had never been a great assassin, because he did it for the joy more than the money.  As a result, he took few high-paying jobs, for they were difficult.  Complicated.  He wanted the kill, not a struggle for it.  Challenge did not interest him, blood did.  He would much rather kill a beggar in the streets every day for a copper apiece than be paid a thousand gold to spend a year meticulously plotting the death of a king.  The immediacy was what he needed.  Death had been about quantity to him, not quality.

He had been a fool, and Sarevok had taught him much.  Particularly the fact that if a man was willing to fight through that urge, be patient against all instincts, than the quantity could be made to grow more than Naaman had ever dreamed.  Patience and resources, a man who had these things could do anything. Such a man could kill countries.

This burning pit had been like heaven to him. He slipped through the crowd like a wraith, reveling in the screams, each step moving him slightly closer to his god’s greatest enemy, and she would never see him in this chaos. The flame and smoke were thick, the chaos of the mob that his group had taken care to cultivate ensuring she would not see him approach. They had killed dozens here, but far more had been left alive, herded by flame and arrow, wounded to stop others from fleeing.  They rode the madness, and soon Naaman and Alai would be on the target, blades drawn…

And then, when Naaman was nearly in striking distance, someone screamed like a rampaging dragon, something about eyes, and when his gaze was torn to the entrance where Gardush had taken up aim with his longbow… just in time to see a bald giant with a hamster on his head run the man over like a minotaur stomping on a rat.  

“What in Bhaal’s na-” he began, because there were some things even a hardened killer has to stop and notice.  

He didn’t get to finish the oath, however, because something cold and bleak that buzzed like a wasp in his ear ran over him, and he could not so much as twitch an eyelid, much less speak.  

This was for the best, he soon found, because it meant he felt almost no pain from the sword that slashed open the side of his neck.

“I would apologize for using such an unfair tactic as exploiting Xan’s spell in a sneak attack, but you are a mass-murderer of helpless folk who had little enough life to give in the first place,” Sephiria said, and the sheer wrath in her voice convinced her that yes, this was Sarevok’s brethren.  “And if it consoles you, the rest of your vile band will follow you soon.”

He could not close his eyes, but his vision went dark regardless.  All he could see in the shadows was a pair of glowing golden eyes that could not possibly be real.  

With his last thoughts, he decided that at the hands of such a predator was not so bad a way for one like him to meet his end.