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begging on my astral knees for ppl to understand that the wing is a manifestation of sephiroths hatred, not weird alien genetics
#not aliens not jenova definitely not trauma#and not a symbol of their transition into villainy#and if we absolutely MUST talk CC#gackt got one coz heās a special boy. narratively itās also bc he hates and suffers#but he hates his circumstances and roundabout he fixes it#angeal also gets wings bc he too hates. but he hates himself so thatās his personal problem#prayer circle for zakkz whom took the brunt of that#criteria for wing: jenova cellsā¦ hatredā¦ belief in the self that u are a monster#hatred catalyzing the genetic material of jenova to shift and show as a wing#self fulfilling prophecy#listen it could have been claws. or scales. or tails even. but they went w wings#bc safer sephiroth is based on the sefirot#sephiroth. who is without end#who now understands everything and has reached divinity#who has come to destroy. bc thatās his rite of ascension#āsoon you will live again as part of meā#and then heāll go to a new world and do it all again! and again and again#bc he Deserves it and bc he Wants to#setting my pen down now. seething quietly#the wing metaphor has gotten out of hand. the remake uses lil feathers as a way to let u kno sephiroth is involved. or close by#or influencing something thatās abt to happen#it is rly just him dropping location pins on his MoogleMaps in the hopes that cloud will notice him#thatās as deep as it gets for that bit#begging ppl to remember the final final boss fight w sephiroth is just sephiroth as a man. shirtless. but as a man#bc heās not some divine power with saintly rights. heās just a guy on a power trip#thank u.#txt for ts#tbd
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Why do I keep seeing transmascs and trans men insisting or implying that all trans men are "female socialized," or "understand the female experience," or "navigated the world as a woman." Because yeah, sure, that can be true for some people. especially if you weren't gnc at all as a kid and didn't crack your egg until well into adulthood, it makes sense.
But they don't stop at saying they had that experience. It always comes with an addendum that trans men, as a group, all can relate to this experience. I don't know about the entirety of my demographic, but I never got even a little bit of what some of them talk about. I didn't even believe that women were scared of going out at night until I kept consistently seeing them say it, online or wherever, for years. I never realized catcalling was a thing until I saw some women complaining about it on reddit.
But they posit it as some sort of, you're safer than cis men, right? You know what it's like? Which, on top of being patently, demonstrably false in the case of myself and many other trans men, holds some unpleasant and often outright hostile implications about trans women. And they always deny it, but if you can't even conceptualize someone like me who grew up gnc, and never got the bulk (or any?) of whatever we consider to be 'female socialization,' what does that say about what you think trans girls went through, growing up? I don't want to speak for them, as I've never experienced that firsthand, but I can guarantee that (if you're even a little bit obviously trans) people don't treat you like a cis kid of the opposite gender. By and large, they don't get treated like cis boys.
It just makes me mad that we're taking this inaccurate framework that (ever so conveniently) puts trans people into the box of our assumed birth gender, and trying to fancy it up and use it with a faux-progressive veneer; never mind the way that transphobes use it to bar trans women from being athletes, or using the bathroom, or having access to any gendered resources they need. It would be bad enough to try and dust it off and use it even if it were largely accurate, due to the aforementioned connections to outright transphobia, but it literally is patently false. Not in all cases, obviously, but why are we trying to revamp this untrue, inaccurate generalization and pretend that we can make it 'trans-inclusive?'
#o.#trans#transphobia#transmisogyny#I may or may not be talking about a specific post I saw that made me irritated but I didnt wanna get in an argument with internet strangers#sorry guys I'm still heated over freaking collin allred capitulating to ted cruz and throwing trans girls under the bus bc he didnt have the#guts to stick to his morals#and called them ''this idiotic business with boys in girls sports'' or some crap#as if trans girls don't deserve to play the sports they love. like I imagine if they blocked trans men from being physicists or something#and I just wasn't able to pursue the career I want? that would destroy me#and I still had to vote for him because the other options were ted cruz and some freaking libertarian.#sorry thats all tangential but can we not use the same rhetoric that all these politicians do as an excuse to kick trans women out of public#life PLEASE š#...also I really hate the Popular Transmasc Ideology that says that we all experience life as basically the same as a cis woman & never have#to navigate having male privilege & being an ally to women#and all have some sort of Innate Connection to femaleness or womanhood or whatever bc 'obviously' we all grew up just like girls do#ugh#this one's going out there sans editing so dont yell at me if I worded smth weird please š
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pvp civ nation...... this aint much but pls take my contribution for this series bc im going insane i love hate this man so much get him out of my head
#senart#pvp civilization#pvp civ#I'LL MAKE A PROPER ONE I SWEARR I JUST NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF MYSYSTEM FIRST#if it turns out he gets a bad ending in ep 6 i dont think i'll be ok like#he deserves a good ending . or a villain arc at least. he deserves to go batshit crazy after how everyone treated him#ALSOO the chekovs gun video journal device thing?? The excessive 4th wall breaking?#Is it just me or does jt feel like evbo is gonna lose his memory/already lost his memory and was sent to the wood sword lvl with tabi#or like . Idk?? It feels kind of truman show ish. Well maybe not that but its just the vibe im getting w the way that everyone has their-#-own secrets. How the diamond swords seems to know who evbo n tabi is. How princezam knows about the diamond swords#and then theres also parrot whos just?? Weird overall?? Idk whats going on w him but i need to know his backstory wdym u think evbo will-#-hate you if he knows what you did??#ANYWAY BACK TO THE VIDEO JOURNAL AND POTENTIAL MEMORY LOSS.#I dont want jt to go that way (mostly bc i dont want to see evbo suffer more than he already did) but it rlly does seem like its heading to#that direction w the way that it also has become a way to narrate what he went through (ie when the ep shows his attempts to beat the-#gold sword lvl but hes narrating it from the future. from his video journal. where he already beat the lvl)#im going insane#Wait also what i meant by the truman show vibe in relation to the excessive 4th wall breaks it makes it sound like pvp civ is just a -#simulation#wait i just remembered its the matrix not that mb umm#anyways.#empty chattering
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realizing thistle never actually reached the maturation point for an elf is so. eye opening. especially bc he actually witnessed both delgal's birth and the birth of delgal's son (AND HIS GRANDSON!!). as a human reader it's so easy to be lulled into thinking he's so old and marcille's remark of him being a child came so fast it's so easily forgotten
like i definitely think the golden kingdom and delgal himself never knew let alone be able to perceive thistle as an immature person. bc in their years he's just so old. and i think growing up surrounded with all tallmen also gave thistle false perceptions of how mature he was and it played a part in him taking on the responsibility of rejecting death for the whole kingdom. it's a brilliant and raw display of what age discrepancy actually means in the world of dungeon meshi
#spud.txt#dungeon meshi#(tagging so it's easy to filter but i also want. search attention. sowwy)#i also don't really agree with takes that delgal didn't see thistle as a brother when he grew up. they're really interesting i just#don't want to add it to my repertoir bc their bond means so much 2 me#i also don't want to believe it's a hollow vessel of delgal that thistle's dancing with in the op#look at them doing the spinnies he deserves that much
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My Adventures with Superboy
#PLEASE i need him in season 3#my adventures with superman#maws#kon el#conner kent#superboy#superman#i hope he does show up at some point in the show. he deserves to have an appearance#plus i think they could do it in an interesting way#in my head he's standing across from the clone tubes#that's why the lighting is green. he's in the depths of cadmus#but yeah. i love him :)#it was kinda weird to draw him bc this is very much not my usual kon design#but i wanted to make it look legit(ish) so i had to keep it similar to clark#i assumed they'd go w the lex luthor origin for him so i tried to add a couple slight lex features#like the slightly narrower eyes and sharper face#so. yeah!#art#my art#weaverofink
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critters to obsess over......
#uhm dont ask about blinky or wigglys whereabouts#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#well really its a#hatchetfield#=???? ? ig#lords in black#nibblenephim#pokotho#t'noy karaxis#my art#doodle#theyve been bouncing around in my head non stop since i first saw them......#also i gave pokey a long flowy robe bc i think he deserves one for extra dramatic flare#tinky is a goat. because i wanted it.#i wanna draw the five of them having stupid sibling interactions so bad....#sfafhjafghfaafkaksfhdafhjafghghsadf
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SAY DO YOU REMEMBER
#natm#night at the museum#jedtavius#the 21st night of september#natm jedediah#natm octavius#yes Iām posting this 30 minutes past midnight so itās technically not the 21st anymore but SHUT UP#I gave Jed scruffy patchy little trans boy beard for deep and personal reasons nobody could ever understand (bc I wanted to)#and I gave Octavius a baby mullet bc itās what he deserves
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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Thinking about Eddie opening the door to Steve for their first date.
His hair is combed back with water, his bangs parted to the side and curls slicked back away from his face, but the waves are still unruly at the back of his head. Heās wearing an old denim shirt of Wayneās, buttons done up all the way and itās tucked into his jeans. No handcuff belt and his sneakers look freshly cleaned. Heās clutching wildflowers in his fist, eyes wide and scared. He bounces on his toes as his mouth fights against his grin.
Steve canāt believe what heās seeing. Heās never been so exited for a date before. Heās never had a date look so exited to see him. He spins his keys on his finger, once, twice; a nervous habit.
āYo-you look, uh, really nice.ā He stammers, and watches Eddieās nervous smile bloom.
#I just think Eddie dressing up would look really sweet#and he wants to do it in a like - steve is special so I want this to be specia way#I want to be a good date and make him feel good because he deserves it#like just trying so hard for romance#bc he cares so much#and Steve doesnāt really need that#but the effort makes his heart melt#like heās so smitten#theyād be so cute#hotlunch#steddie#steve x eddie#steddie fluff#ideas#<3
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ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:
i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???
#ramble#sorry i'm currently in a phase of 'of course this happened' and 'oh i deserve this because i didn't give him what he wanted'#like he knew i was grey ace since the start. and he let it go on for SO long after i said i might be vaguely aro as well#if that's a dealbreaker for you bc of your love language then FINE but NIP IT IN THE BUD#he said he put it off because he didn't want to hurt my feelings but it only hurt me MORE#like you're an adult. grow the fuck up and communicate like one#holding your negative feelings in hoping somebody notices you're hiding them is what TEENAGERS do#and also i told him VERBATIM: i didn't think anyone would ever love me because i'm not comfortable with xyz. and he just confirmed that#idk i still feel like i'm being selfish because how could i expect someone to be in a relationship with me when i can't give them anything#also tmi but it's not like we did NOTHING. we still held hands/cuddled/were close. he just didn't have his tongue down my throat anymore#so obviously i'm assuming by 'missing affection' he just meant sex and as an ace person that just fucking sucks#also oh my god i HATED how much he would imply we were going to have sex. i would have to keep SAYING 'i don't like doing this'#he always spoke like it was inevitably going to happen and it didn't click how GROSS i felt about it until recently#also ALSO not to go there but i never told him WHY i struggle with it (it's sensory issues)#and like. what if something had happened to me that made it hard for me and i just wasn't ready to tell him. and then he did this#again sorry to overshare this is still just a lot for me and i have no idea if i'm being unreasonable#if you're ace and in a relationship please let me know bc i'm starting to think it'll end this way every single time
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I need a Loki who remains.
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki spoilers#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#yes loki's there in those last shots bc the lighting is too obvious and mobius at least deserves that much#my man spent all season being supportive trying to cope and now his bf's a tree...#granted a tree who'll spend eternity watching over and keeping him safe while he exists in the palm of their creation#BUT STILL#all he ever wanted was for them to have some time to see the hot air balloons??? marvel we gotta talk š#loki s2 spoilers#marvel#owenwilsonedit#don#dianagifs
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absolutely obsessed with the way u can see his slutty lil underwear through the holes in the sides of his pants
booba version under the cut š«š«
couldnāt resist drawing his tits smh so u get nakey ver too
#nu carnival#nu carnival olivine#olivine#nucarni#nucarnival#NuCarni olivine#š«š«#nu carnival fanart#nu: carnival#dae art#cw: nudity#cw: suggestive#his h rooms were great too tbh#it make me happy when olivine gets everything he wants#bc letās be real he deserves the world#eiden is so sweet to him š„ŗ
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new idea: shen yuan transmigrates into a pidw version with abo dynamics, but he doesn't know about it.
he knows what abo is, but it's so far removed from his expectations that it simply doesn't cross his mind at all. with that, cang qiong is a respectable, upstanding sect, so there is no growling, claiming, scent pushing or primal instinct stuff going on. people also don't mention it, as it's simply not relevant most of the time, and is considered rude to discuss unprompted.
shen qingqiu, of course, is an omega (the characters who make the best omegas are the ones who would hate it the most), but he has suppressed it with his qi for most of his life because he doesn't want to be seen as weak. the other peak lords assume he's a beta.
now, i'm not a traditional abo dynamic fan, but, there is something very appealing to me about the nesting and scenting aspect of it.
it starts out slow and painfully oblivious, with shen yuan assuming cultivators must have a really good sense of smell, and it's simply book logic that every character seems to have a signature scent. all those romance novels always mention characters smelling of pine and flowers and scotch and leather, so this isn't a foreign concept. liu qingge, for instance, is the bai zhan war god, girls fall for him left and right, it's only natural he smells of musk and deep woodsy notes, like the earth after it rains. right?
besides that, shen yuan has always been a homebody who loves his creature comforts, so him getting extra blankets and pillows and soft fabrics for his bed to curl up in isn't odd at all. or him collecting soft pretty things. shen qingqiu already has fans and night pearls and hair ribbons and silky clothes, so nothing changes.
then without-a-cure hits.
the poison breaks down the suppressors that the original shen qingqiu put in place, and his body starts restoring the balance. this worsens the cravings, and sets off his omega instincts.
he gathers more blankets, but it doesn't fill the need, like there's something missing. then liu qingge forgets his outer robe in his house after a meridian cleansing to deal with an emergency, and that robe ends up in his bed. he tries to reason it's a comfort thingāhe wore his dad's sweater when he was young and had nightmares, and liu qingge does smell very nice, so is it really that strange that he holds it at night and presses his face against the collar where the scent is the strongest to soothe himself?
his own scent starts to develop as well, much stronger than the mild, watery green tea flavor from before, and people notice.
thing is, though, that there are many formalities and rules of conduct around omegas, one of which is not to bring up their status in any improper or unbidden way. so even though the alpha lords now notice a very distinct omega scent coming off their shixiong, they can't mention it out of societal pressure. so, they don't.
shen yuan still doesn't notice a thing.
the first time liu qingge smells it is during their bi-weekly cleansing session, when shen qingqiu leans in and liu qingge gets a mouthful of green tea, bamboo and honeyed jasmine, soft and sweet and pleased and so very content it sets off his alpha brain and he has to rein himself in before he starts releasing his own pheromones like some inexperienced teenagerā
he's only just grown used to their amity and their habit of sharing tea and cakes after the cleansing, but now shen qingqiu is sitting there smiling at him and smelling likeļæ½ļæ½ļæ½like liu qingge is spoiling him and, making him feel safe...
he doesn't bring it up, downs his tea, and leaves.
meanwhile shen qingqiu keeps happily nesting away, filling his bed with all kinds of soft fabrics, some clothes of other people that he's trying really hard not to think about. everything is going well, binghe just turned sixteen and the girls are calling him an 'alpha', so his little bun is growing well into his protagonist charms! yue qingyuan comes by more often, acting a little strange but shen qingqiu is used to that by now. he looks very bashful offering him a ribbon of his, a pretty silver one that smells of incense and ozone, and shen qingqiu happily accepts it.
one time binghe comes back bruised and scuffed from a fight with bai zhan disciples, and shen qingqiu tsks at the strange smells on him, do those brutes ever bathe?? he rubs his hands over binghe's sleeves to try and get some of it off, and his poor bun must still be in shock because he stares wide-eyed at his shizun. he must also be getting forgetful because shen qingqiu finds that same robe still unwashed a week later in binghe's bedroom.
he also loves it when people brush or play with his hair, it's his favorite part of the evening when binghe helps him take down his hair for the night. the combs feel so nice on his scalp, if he could purr he would! (binghe's heart sobs quietly behind him, in complete disbelief his master is purring at him).
his icy, lofty demeanor has all but shattered, because now every time he tries to act aloof, like when yue qingyuan gives him a present or liu qingge shows up on his doorstep, his sweet, pleased scent betrays him.
the opposite is true, as well, when without-a-cure flares up and he's in pain and his scent goes sour and distressed, even when he's waving everyone off saying he's fine. the entire house smells of burnt tea leaves and ash after a nightmare, and shen qingqiu is very confused when liu qingge comes to pick him up for a meeting but then refuses to leave.
anyway he doesn't find out until after the conference when airplane tells him to keep his acrid scent under control, his house is starting to stink.
#yqy finds a robe of his in sqqs bed once and his alpha brain goes !!!!! and he cant stop preening for like. a month#sqq wonders if the original goods had cat genes or smth because he keeps wanting to rub his head against people for some reason#he just deserves to curl up in a nest of blankets and pillows and coziness#preferably with a mate or two or three#cuddling into them all warm and cozy and purring and being held as they call him a good boy and kiss his forehead#also shen yuan being woefully oblivious to societal norms is so delicious to me like getting super intimate bc he doesn't know the formalit#and yes he HAS ended up in someone else's bed before. either lqg or yqy both of whom would never wash that pillow again#alphas betas and omegas have absolutely been mentioned in sqqs vicinity it's just that it flew right over his head#''liu qingge is an alpha? why of course! he's the bai zhan war god! can't get more masculine than that!''#all he can think about is those youtube videos of ''how to be an alpha male to attract high value women''#svsss#abo#omega shen qingqiu#scum villain#svsss abo au#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#liushen#luo binghe#yue qingyuan#shen yuan#bingqiu
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SkƩn:nen sƔ:sewh
as promised, here's Precious boyā¢ getting kissed by Precious wifeā¢ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc
translation: Get home safe
#nobody translate the file name#nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you#imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind#I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out#Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because RatonhnhakĆ©:ton deserves more friends o#she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she#she's from another displaced kanien'kehĆ”:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM#until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together#I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized#I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby#and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch#they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through#connor i'm in love with your wife#ratonhnhakĆ©:ton#connor kenway#connor's mistery wife#ac 3#assassin's creed#oc#the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch š#my art
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TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog
āAh, High General Winduā, says Fox, pleasantly. āSo we meet again.ā
High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though itās getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. āIf I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?ā
Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. Itās hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. āI am willing to discuss terms.ā A bridge will do just fine.
Impossibly, the High Generalās eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. āA compromise, then, esteemed Commander.ā And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.
āWHATā, says Kote, calmly, āTHE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.ā
āYouāll short out your helmet micā, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. Heād just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.
High General Winduās face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.
Because the Galaxy doesnāt hate Fox enough already and Cody wasnāt enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. āIf you try that again, dickheadā, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, āIām going to resurrect you and then kill you again.ā
āAh, Wolffeā, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, āRemember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?ā
Wolffeās eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why thatās a bad idea. āI feelā, his oriāvod presses out between clenched teeth, āthat if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, Iām going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.ā
āThatās fairā, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.
āExcuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see whatās so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solveā, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and oriāvode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion thatās quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalkerās back like heās a race-Eopie, which is Foxā only consolation.
He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Councilās chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatineās unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-
Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.
Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, heād said. Youāre kriffing serious.
Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, youāll have to catch me first!
And catch him, High General Windu sure did.
āThe will of the Force this isā, Yoda interrupts Foxā train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. āShake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.ā
āThatād be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last oneā, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesnāt bother with either that or the green goblinās cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.
āAlright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, Iām firing all the Jedi. No offense, but youāre kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellorās office, Iām calling Dooku to let him know the warās off. And please get me Judicial, theyāll be up all night working on my datafolders - Iām having the Senate arrested.ā
āWho - is - arresting - ā, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where heās just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.
Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile thatās all teeth. āThe Senateā, he says, sweetly, wondering if heās just imagined the shiver thatās gone through the room. āIām suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.ā
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#sw tcw fic idea#look fox has been planning this coup for a while okay he just needed to adjust and get over the initial reaction of Fuck No#if theyāre sentient enough for their signatures to have authoritative quality on military reports and to be promoted to chancellor on a#technicality then theyāre sentient enough for everything to be victims of systemic oppression and abuse#fox still does not want this position and will yeet it the literal second bail organa isnāt watching his step religiously#a custody battle ensues between Corries and GAR oriāvode for who grts to tackle him (affectionate)#it is solved by getting a bigger room so they can all do it at once#thorn makes a point of jamming his elbow in some soft places. cody and co are disgruntled but accepting of this#he has a bit of a point admittedly and wolffe has to promise not to threaten murder again#plo makes him go to another Effective Interpersonal Communication Seminar (itās the fifth that year)#anakin is initially outraged on padmeās behalf but she could literally not be happier#fully supportive of being arrested in the name of Foxā Good#we can still do book club though right she asks. visiting hours donāt apply to chancellor probably#fox shrugs. itās his next act as chancellor#count dooku: live slug reaction#the systemic issues fuelling the war cannot be solved with a phone call but in absence of someone with two braincells to rub together#the whole thing loses steam and strategy steadily#look it was always a sham that house of cards of a republic/confederacy was waiting to be blown over by literally any light breeze#general grievous implodes from pure rage. legend has it his last word was KENOBAAYYYYY. wipes away tear#thorn laughs so hard when he hears all this he cracks a rib#another day another post of utter nonsense#ponds makes sure to give his foxāika a hug as soon as heās floated down bcs ponds is the best#which is why he didnāt get it in the last ficlet for anyone wondering#the only functional one#much like mace windu
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'It's been really heartwarming I can't really sort of tell you what it means to me but so much, you know. I mean this is for the fans so to have their support is just huge.' ā Hayden Christensen on fan reception to his return to Star Wars.
#hayden christensen#hchristensenedit#haydenchristensenedit#swcastedit#sw cast#kenobi press#starwarsblr#usershale#*mine#*2023#*gifs#2k#IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I GIFFED HIM OMFGGGG#I've wanted to for ages but never found the time bc I was too busy making so many eras sets lmao thank god taylor's on a break rn#anyway !#I am very happy that hayden finally gets to play clone wars era anakin which he very much deserves to
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