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I think he did the same bullshit I did when it was independt prayer time. just chat it up with God about dinner. catholic fear expiremental shit in bottom left :P
also lamb symbolism anyone?
#lord of the flies#jack merridew#jack lotf#i wanna tag smth#jalph#TECHNICALLYBIT IS.#bc divorce joke.#trust.#also i think hes supoised to have like bkue eyes. idgaf.
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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation
#apollo justice#ace attorney memes#apollo justice trilogy#aj trilogy#aj trilogy spoilers#soj spoilers#aa4 spoilers#aa6 spoilers#aa memes#ema skye#athena cykes#trucy wright#jove justice#thalassa gramarye#zak gramarye#phoenix wright#dhurke sahdmadhi#amara sigatar khura'in#datz not included bc there was already too many characters and no way that mans straight.#I know I could easily swap him in for Zak or Amara but I needed at least two women to make the joke work I'm sorryyyy#Zak here bc 'Trucy's dad. Yes Trucy is my sister but he's not my dad. Trucy's new dad got custody from her old dad' had to be included#Turbo Divorce
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there's like virtually nothing you can say to me or quotes u can throw in my face to convince me that 20 year old Lily was fine and ok with her husband (a.k.a basically the only person she has around) sneaking out at night to. what. annoy muggle police officers? So many people say "oh no she was talking fondly" and I never got it bc I've always read it as her coming across as annoyed. annoyed but trying to tone it down giving that it was a letter to Sirius. Like imagine you're 20 year old with a newly born baby having to live in almost complete isolation in the middle of a war and a half of the parental unit just decides to dip every Wednesday for #boysnight like what
#lily evans#i joke saying she was clawing the walls of that cottage and would be divorced the second voldemort fell to the ground but.#it might not be a joke anymore#anti james potter#anti jily#also i say that as a 19 yo whos turning 20 in june#i cant even conceive the idea of having a child#its scary to think that she was the same age as i am when she was pregnant/had harry bc now i see she was SO YOUNG#also im not even mentioning lily saying he was GRUMPY over not being able to leave at night anymore#my brave girl suffered more than jesus being stuck at home w a annoying white man omfg
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must everything be divorce. can i not have my nuanced and complicated platonic relationships in which all parties involved have a metric ton of issues + baggage. is that too much to ask.
#nics rambles#wild life smp#ethubs#tuff guys#this is not only about them bc i do see this word thrown around a LOT and like. yeah its funny at first but.#you dont think about them THAT 2 dimensionally right??? right????#cletho are still divorced in lim life though that's not fanon jokes thats just canon and is still funny af#anyway sorry i like complaining lol
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Happy pride month to these four btw
#the silt verses#adding hayward in there as a joke bc i think its funny#and to have the main four of the protags#like we know nothing about him in this regard but we DO know he is the Most Divorced Guy without ever having been married#also shoutout to helena and joe quaid#we as a fandom do not talk enough about faulkner bringing up that story in response to carpenter's loss of faith and subsequent thoughts#like. absolutely wild of him <3
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me finding out that cassandra and ankarna got divorced: oh! gay divorce! beautiful
#this is not a joke#bc i said 'gay divorce' out loud#with a tone of wondrous awe#i'm having A Time#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#d20 fhjy#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#cassandra d20#cassandra fantasy high#ankarna d20#ankarna fantasy high
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Contemplation on Seb's hair:
#canon or not? we'll never know 🤭#i blame cofi for this idek why we came up w this but i had to draw it#please forgive me for not shading. i started working on it too late :/#but its a joke so i dont feel TOO bad#his hair is like lego hair....#yeah idk if this is canon 😭 like yeah historically he and nando would be wearing wigs bcs that is the style and practice#BUT I LIKE THEM NATURALLY HAVING SUCH BEAUTIFUL LUSCIOUS HAIR YKNOW :(#alternate situation: fernando tugs a little too hard on seb's hair in the throes of passion and rips his wig off#divorce era 💔#anyways this made me shriek with laughter to draw so i hope you enjoy 🤭#i wanna make more misc comics like this theyre very fun!#if only one could draw chibi por- huh what who said that#OH ALSO i always meant to ask!! how do you guys feel abt my handwriting? is it legible at least??????#sebastian vettel#vettonso#catie.art.#i want someone to stumble across my art and be like ooo what is this historical art! and its fucking f1 fanart....#boy king au
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hysterectomies should be easy to just call your doctor and schedule one for next week and only cost one hundred dollars. like spaying a cat.
#eliot posts#this is jokes i KNOW it's more complicated for humans bc of how our hormone cycles work#so hysterectomies (especially full ones where you get the ovaries removed) can have unwanted side effect#BUT AT THE SAME TIME#the way medical misogyny (as well as good ole overly expensive american healthcare) makes them unnecessarily hard to get#''but what if you want BABIES some day'' no thanks. fuck them kids.#''but what if your FUTURE HUSBAND wants BABIES'' someday. no thanks. not into men.#(and trying to pressure me to carry a child for them would be grounds for divorce to me anyways. fuck you im not a baby machine.)#this post brought to you by: i feel like i got hit by a fucking bus after last night's cramp incident#i want this thang GONE
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“No Children” by the Mountain Goats is on Gangle’s VA’s Ribbun playlist
#chatter.txt#I ❤️ toxic ribbun#tadc spoilers#<-#she marked the playlist as spoilers but I’m homing in on No Childen#the rest of the songs could be tongue in cheek. the whole thing could be a funny VA in joke.#but idc bc NO CHILDREN’s there!!!!#my favorite self hate pro-divorce anthem of ALL TIME#so I will consider the implications of that and that alone
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hm. i do not like chilshi 🤔
#sylph.txt#everyone likes to joke abt how much of an epic divorce man chilchuck is#but i dont think he ever even refers to her as his ex-wife. i could b wrong bc it's been a while since i read it tho#idk a lot of his arc is him learning to b more open w others (which is essentially what ended his relationship)#and u can see how much he's grown in the chapter where senshi goes into his past#to me it would b a lot sweeter for him to take on these lessons and go back to her and make things work#it's been 4 years but he's remained loyal to her depite their issues. idk to me it rlly does feel like he still loves her he's just a fool#it's made p clear that he's a coward and that he's quick to run away so actually committing to her would b a nice way to wrap things up#we don't get to see much of his wife so i get y ppl r quick to put him w the only other man in the party#but like senshi knows abt his wife too like i do not think he's gnna b making any moves here bc he has morals lmao#(*only other older man in the party. laios doesn't qualify for old man yaoi to most chilshi likers)#(even tho chilchuck isn't old either but shh they don't care abt that)#when it comes to senshi the changeling chapter def helped him w understanding how old the rest of the party is#but he clearly still views them as significantly younger than him#i don't think he views chil as a child anymore but for the majority of their time together he did#and so going from that to in a relationship is uhh rlly weird to me!#senshi has always taken a sort of parental role upon himself#w him romance is no where as interesting as the platonic bonds he has w the rest of the party#similar to how romance is entirely unimportant to izutsumi in the succubus chapter#idk i def don't hate the pairing and there r some takes on it that i find funny#but for me i just don't see anything between them i think ppl just want an m/m ship to play with#that ao3 gap is only gnna get bigger lmao
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heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )
but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,
( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )
and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;
The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx
( helpsksdj )
so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )
so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )
buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )
had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...
PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )
-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )
and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )
...hE GOT KYLE
FUCKING
BROFLOVSKI
and had to place him at /TEN/.
-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...
...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!
...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.
And....
*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*
Scene. <3
#nina speaks#sorry that ravenheadstannon makes me cry laughing everytime and i needed a distraction; he needs to go to jail#like he needs tall white boy behavioral therapy for his BAD BEHAVIOR he is down astronomically bad...i'm...SMHHHH#I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FUNNY PUTTING SCARY SWOLE AF TOPDOM STREET FIGHTER JERSEY KYLE ON BOTTOM IS#LIKE THAT IS SACRIFUKINGLIGIOUS THAT IS WRONG#all to put mgg on top SORRY SPENCER REID HE REALLY DID SPECIFY IT TOO EVEN WHEN JK ASKED IM CRYINGGG nOO#HE WAS LIKE ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS dR. SpENcER rEid!!!#like are u kidding...are you JOKING SUPER BEST FRIEND???#SAY!!! SIIIIKE!!!! and jk thought this was cute bc aw u know his name thats so dorky awh--oH IMMM SORRY!!!! *sarcasm vc*#i dIDNT KNOW HE WAS A DOOOOOOCTA MY BAAAD DOES DOOOOCTAH SPENCA REAAAAAD WANT SOME PASTA?!?!#SHOULD I LEEEEEEEAVE YOU TWOOOOOO TO GO ON YOUR DAAAATE?!?! YOU AN yAAAAAA bOOOOYFRIEND?!?!?#IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM SOOOOORRY FOR THIRDWHEELiN! ITS NAUGHT LIKE THIS IS MY HOUSE OR MY SB BOYFRIEND OR ANYtHIN!! >>>:/#help oh my god ATE THE FIRST BITE OF PASTA IN FRONT OF HIM EVERYONE WAS LIKE OH MY GOD MY PARENTS#ARE BREAKING UP NOOO RAVESEY NATION WE ARE SO DOWN OH MY GOD THE OTHER HALF WAS SHIPPING#REIDVEN#ravenstan tried to explain....He COULD NOT dkhflshfl so bad so funny RIP he was like wow i came home from a long day#of my internship i made you diNNAh and you put me aT tEN???!! ohhh it was so over oh my god rs was like mI AMOR BESITO BESITO BESITOoOOoOo#YOU ARE SO HANDSOME I LOVE YOU YOU ARE SO TALENTED AND SMART AND FUNNY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS ( has a shrine )#WOWZA THATS SO CRAZY BABY PLEASE DONT BE MAD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT TE AMOOO PLEASE HAVE I TOLD U HOW HANDSOME U ARE ;-;;;;#insane...he still got his pasta too...jail for life...he did redo the filter and did it until he got jk first put him at one and closed it#i cannot believe it also i love cute domestic apartment husband jk he is the best he really is ravenstan Count Your Days#people joking about them breaking up and foreshadowing it...BRUTAAAAAAL! please note mgg sided w rs in the divorce#and made a video saying i love u to him <3 as a joke <3 bUT I KNOOOOOOW JK WAS PUNCHIN DRYWALL AND SCREAMIN#I KNOW THAT PISSED HIM AWHFF SOOOOO BAD OH MY GOD HE MADE SEVERAL MGG HATE ACCOUNTS#AND TURNED HIS STOMACH WATCHING CM EVEN THO HE HATES THAT SHIT JUST TO COMMENT#ON TIMES SPENCER REID WAS FACTUALLY INACCURATE#my chest hurts but i cant tell if its bc of the bacteria or bc i'm laughing too hard so i won help i love my criminal mind <3
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i keep rereading your mishanks comic ITS JUST. so good. i know you joked about it being 7 pgs of them sitting and talking but you somehow conveyed a weight and emotion around them i can't describe. just. so good. thank you
AHAHA thank you! i tried a show don’t tell route to convey their relationship - shanks having a bottle and designated wine glasses always ready for mihawk on the red force and mihawk wordlessly uncorking the wine like it’s routine etc etc were all little things that i thought would be reflective of their history. I’m really glad it got across!
#as much as I like joking about mishanks 946270 divorces it’s nice to think about them just as two men with a history only they’re privy to#actually toned down the romance aspect from my original script bc I genuinely had a moment where I was like ‘lord am I intruding’#they’re funny like that#anon#mishanks
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im v passionate abt divorce which unfortunately also means i hate when ppl mean they want a marriage annulment and not an actual divorce. like. god. get ur terminology straight 🙄🙄🙄
#joking but ngl im reading a f*c rn and i am SO annoyed w the way the writer decided to handle this 😭😭#babe if it was all fake/masterminded by the bbeg to start a war n the marriage is void bc the treaty is a sham#then like. thats not grounds for divorce thats getting ur marriage annulled bc The Marriage Also Never Happened Then???#esp since they want to get back 2gether anyway 🙄#ling.txt
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Opens my eyes again. I can’t believe there r people that genuinely hate rook hunt for voting for rsa specifically. I mean ppl can and will interpret media differently and have their own thoughts and opinions so I can’t be fussy and say they’re wrong for thinking differently than i do. But I can say that I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!! And I don’t want to. I support rook hunt rights and wrongs but tbh I do not think that one was a wrong!!!!! He voted with his heart!!!!! Leave my beloved weirdo son alone…………..
#book 5 I love u…………..#and listen I’m not a hater of jokes#like the rook/vil divorce memes post book 5 could be p funny lol#HOWEVER!!! however. I feel. in my humble opinion#perhaps some ppl maybe misread the vibe a little#idk may e I’m remembering shit wrong lol but like#ya there was that initial shock and betrayal moment from vil bdbfbfntbgg#wasn’t it right after like ‘vil I’m sorry I caused u pain plz know it’s not bias voting I-‘#and vil was like ‘HUSH I’m well aware you wouldn’t be like that’ or something#I hope I’m not grossly off base LOL but like rook and vil man they know each other so well#rook still surprises vil clearly but vil was still like#ya I know rook and I know that if he voted this way it’s bc he truly believed it#rook is so earnest and emotional and passionate about his feelings FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i love u rook they could never make me hate u rook#like normally I don’t see anything wild but sometimes I catch notes in a passing post#and I’m like dear god why are ppl so intense about character hatred jddjcnfngngngh#personally I love every character in the game. they’re FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!#looks at the clock oh god i got lost in the sauce talking about rook I need to be asleep#sobs wails cries I love my weird freak of a son !!!
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f&c finalle bingo sheet. made w my younger sibling - they made one also but i didn't photograph it. it was their idea to have it say "betty" instead of bingo, which is genius. happy f&c final episodes eve everybody!
#not putfing this in the art tag but idk what else 2 tag it as.#anyway im not actually gung-ho on divorce ending i just think divorce is EXTREMELY funny & like making jokes abt it#(my parents are divorced so im supsr allowed to joke abt it dw 👍)#'simon gets injured' is a free space to me bc its happened every ep w/o fail#with the excsption of ep1 bc he wasnt in it at all#& so if somehow this set of episodss r the ONLY ones he dossnt gst injured. im willing.to take the L bc that would be really funny#man i hope we get to see marceline#fionna and cake#<- not sure abt putting this in the tag. might change my mind#text
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sssshould Lake Harper become a marine biologist post series.
or.
should he go into theme parks bc he had a childhood Experience with the Wiggles Big Red Car darkride at Dreamworld that pissed him off so bad that he decided he Had to design theme park ride design
#marine biology was something i always thought he'd do bc i think its thematic and fits him#the darkride thing was originally just a Joke i kept to myself about his childhood in AU#he used to be HUGE into the Wiggles when he was a small boychild. & then when he was like 7 his parents took him to Dreamworld#& he was So Excited for the Wiggles part of the park. and then the Big Red Car ride was so absolute dogshit he decided he hates the Wiggles#Lake Harper is technically Australian btw. he was born & somewhat grew up there. idk if ive talked about it before#his bio dad kinda forced his mom to move there when they first got married bc he had Job Oppertunity#& then a few years after his birth his bio dad just ghosted them. Todd was also an american living in Australia & they met after the divorce#Lake Harper lived there enough for his accent to stick but they moved back stateside when Scooter was still small so he developed a Cali one
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