#bc as a child my mom went

[bingsoo-jung]

Apparently we do all need this explained. But the reason why the army does nothing to protect Minrathous is because they’re carrying out the coup. You generally cannot do a coup without a military backing you and unseating your political rivals and the current leadership. That’s how coup’s work. I hope this helps.

[theunfairfolk]

i find cia conspiracy theories* really funny cause like. my grandpa was in the cia. i knew this man extremely well. he liked cigars and martinis and he was stationed as an operative in some of the highest war crime ridden areas during the 60s and 70s. he raised six children between two wives. he probably killed people he couldn't talk about.

but he's not some ultra intelligent shadowy operative. he was a man who took orders and carried them out. he also peed with the door open and never threw out leftovers. i think conspiracy theories would be a lot less popular if more people actually met government workers.

*to be clear i don't mean the ones that have been, like, proven. i mean the comic book flavor ones.

[fleshdyk3]

god i fucking hate my dad

[pennyserenade]

i know i’m really half white because i fucked with the devil went to georgia so much as a child my mother put it on a cd so my brother and i could listen to it in the car. we used to beg for it.

[cuteniaarts]

2 hour rough drawing of Ehuang, my precious Green Opal child who I don’t draw nearly enough <3

[atopvisenyashill]

probably my most favorite take is that rhaegar suffered from the same “madness” as his father & brother, aka a family history of schizophrenia and my evidence is i know what someone on a delusions of grandeur bent looks like lmao, and someone becoming convinced that their bloodline is the key to saving the world, then getting fixated on someone else they love/admire as also being the key to saving the world, is like, textbook delusional. i’ve always thought rhaegar (and dany & viserys, by extension as the last dragons, inheriting the legacy from their older family members) was a great way of exploring that concept of “are you really crazy if they’re actually out to get you” bc these prophecies definitely exist! some magical portend IS out to get them but unfortunately all it did was make them absolutely crazy!

[isa-ah]

yall ever end up thinking back on periods of ur life and ur like. bro what

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[t4transsexual]

idk if ive posted this but i actually think we should start traumatizing our abusers back, or at the very least taking pleasure in their self inflicted suffering. i dont care if its "morally wrong." its funny and based

[lemonynuggets]

trick or treat! >w<

treat 💥 here’s some chocolate milk for you

[cigarettes-and-black-eyeliner]

WHYYY did my mother have kids with my father if she can barely stand his ass (i can't stand him much either) and whenever she's insulting and berating us she finds a way to compare us to him in a negative way. I mean I get that at first he was nice and whatever but MAYBE she should have thought about it more before having me considering she had only known my father for a few months (like. not even a year and she's like "i wanna have a baby!!!")

[inusmasha]

Also side note if you come here (or anywhere tbh) and try to take a pic of someone else’s baby without consent best believe that I will be there to rip your stupid face off and eat it

[nexus-nebulae]

another childhood bucket list item obtained: i finally have a snuggie

[dollfairy]

It's really hard to get over the childhood wound of "no one believes me or listens to me so I can't trust anyone or go to anyone for support and therefore have to handle everything myself" when that shit is still happening to me as an adult in my 30s lol

[transxfiles]

every time someone hits on me or asks me out it ends up being because i'm a silly guy and i think thats so silly like what do you mean. i'm just a little goofy?? and that's what made it work?? insane tbh. in a past life i was a court jester.

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

"nobody's son, nobody's daughter" line keeps getting in my for u and it hunts me, like, it hits even more hard when the only comfort adult you have in ur life is a bunch of fictional characters, and not who will have to be, ur parents.