#bb boy! yes!

[tamalesnsuch]

"I didn't really understand what mothers were because mine was in a tree, but I knew they were very good things and you were very angry and sad if you lost them..." -Naomi Novik - Spinning Silver

[ursa-arrowbreaker]

Ezra: Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to take us as prisoners?

Shin: Our orders were to destroy Ezra Bridger and Sabine Wren.

Ezra: Ah, I see the confusion then. I am not Ezra Bridger, my name is Jabba the Hutt.

Sabine: oh no

Shin: ...

Shin: Jabba the Hutt had been dead for seven years.

Ezra: JABBA IS DEAD?!?

[vakariaan]

♫ it's in his kiss ♫

[rossy-mossy]

Oh my little love, I wish I was there to protect you.

[salethe2]

I need to see Armand like this next season. In crisis, cutting his hair everyday even though it grows back because he’s just that dramatic.

[ladygata]

Aziraphale better pick up that pace quick because the plants are NOT THRIVING in the back of that Bentley, will no one think of the children???

[iceclew]

Part 2 is out as well, have a look! c:

Well GUESS who's got some days off of work, and is about to waste them solemly with drawing fandom -> THIS GURL HERE IS, WOOH!! (๑♡⌓♡๑)

Haaah...yes, me and the words again.. This is way to much dialogue for a comic isn't it? I hope it helps that I put down the whole text in the description as well (see below)..

Ah, yess the old "we ran into each other sometime somewhere before, but we cannot remember of course" (honestly, I just wanted to draw the two of them to interact as kids so badly, I just had to make something up for it)

Since Soshiro would have sort of a dialect, I tried to "englishify" that with slang..? (Slang I am not familiar with, because I am not a native english speaker, and just know about it because of the internet. Sorry if this is causing confusion somewhere) And when Kafka is speaking rather different than he does, I imagine it would sound funny to a 8 y/o... in case you've been wondering his comment..

Also I don't know if ppl would go on vacation, I literally just made everything up, analyzing a universe's law is so not my speciality... (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ

*transcript below*

*getting out of a shelter right after a Kaiju attack*

Soshiro: 'Scuse me, have ya seen ma brotha? He's like this tall! Kafka: Uh... sorry dude, I haven't S: Can you like ... look for him? (since you'r taller and stuff...) K: Sure. So what does he look like? S: Like my brotha... K: Uh.... ok.. S: Hehe, ya sound funny! K: You think? Yeah, I'm not from around here. I'm on vacation right now. S: REALLY?! People come on vacation? HERE? Like for real?? WHY? XD K (thinking): what an annoying brat, better find his bro soon...

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K: So, are we just looking for your brother? Your mom and dad are not around? *looking for anybody slightly resembling* S: NAH, they kill'd the Kaiju, they won't be home anytime before ev'ning. K: So they're Defence Force officers then? S: Tkch, as if! My dad's a platoon leader! K: Really? That's cool! I want to get into the Defence Force too in a few years! :) S: HAH! YOU? You look like a whimp! There's more to a D.F. Officer, than being tall, you gotta have what it TAKES!!

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K: Oh, let me guess. And you think YOU have that? S: YEAH? Well.. MOST OF IT!! I'm not allowed holding a gun yet... But just you wait! I'mma BEAT those Kaiju's BUTTS for sure!!

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K: Relax, I believe you, don't worry! Look at ya, a feisty one like you can become Captain in no time! S: Ah! D: K: Keep going, so we get to spare in Tokyo one day! Let's see who's the better fighter when we're grown-ups, okay? S: ... YEAH! I'mma beat ya ass, tall guy!!

[baby-xemnas]

SOMEONE ON REDDIT JUST SAID THAT KIDD AND KILLER ARE MIDD AND MIDDER I'M DYINGKREJKJMKFRDD

[earlgreymoony]

Forgot to post James' birthday post here 🫣 (like always). Oops, here he is

[blushblushbear]

*lies on the ground*

...I want a silly goose boy...

....or a duck

[zacksephreunion]

"I'm looking for someone."

- Cloud, Kingdom Hearts 1

Aka me assuming the person cloud is looking for is zack, who was taken, presumably, by sephiroth. You can imagine what that information does to my brain 👹

srry its hard to see iii didnt wanna re-line everything guh edit: also yes i did want/try to give zack an "abstracted" white wing but not sure it rly came thru lol

EDIT: is it just me or did the new tumblr update rly bust the image quality?

[phoenixtakaramono]

The results are in! Thank you all for voting!

The winning vote is:

👑SUGAR BABY AU THREADFIC with 126 votes👑

We will resume the winning 🔞 butchlander threadfic around next week on my Twitter. Expect weekly/biweekly updates there. For my tumblr only readers, I shall do my best to take screenshots of each new batch of tweets and cross-post them here as well. Just be aware I'd only just started sharing screenshots of this particular Twitter threadfic starting from the second N/S/F/W scene (you can read them here on tumblr: 1, 2, 3); so if you're confused why the new updates begin with Part IV, now you know. You are missing the first 🔞 exposition and context of the flirtatious first meeting between Billy and Homelander, but it's fine. These Twitter threadfics of mine exist as interactive threadfics where I can allow my readers to vote on the direction of where the threadfic will go at certain key points; in the future I'll be turning these experimental first prototypes into AO3 long fics after all four chapters of Truce are done.

Threadfic runner-ups (this will be the future priority order of the threadfics I'll also be updating, but only after Truce ch3 is posted to AO3 or if I feel like switching to a different threadfic after updating the Sugar Baby AU for a long while):

FIX-IT AU THREADFIC with 49 votes M3GAN-INSPIRED AU THREADFIC with 29 votes TIMETRAVEL HALLMARK AU THREADFIC with 26 votes

[annamatix]

"Opposites attract..." jennifer, babe, i hope you weren't talking about your own universes. the only opposites attracting in your books are the opposite genders

the fmc ALWAYS chooses the guy with the personality closest to hers. name ONE jen lynn barnes book in which that hasn't happened. i DARE you

[moonmanatee]

Sun Shower | Drarry | 5.9k | Rated T | Unleashed!Fest Fic Claim

Tags: EWE, Outsider POV, fluff, minor panic and nightmares, Harry reckoning with his childhood, Draco in the muggle world, Harry cooking playfully, Draco’s heeled slippers, questionable sandwich choices, does this cat want to eat Draco? maybe, does Draco want to eat Harry? certainly.

“I don’t know why he thinks this is so stupid,” Harry grumbled on their way to the walking path. “It’s not stupid, it’s lovely, and I’m going anyway.” He pulled Orkie off of his shoulder and cradled him against his chest instead. Orkie purred, so Harry would know he was listening.

When they rounded a bend, they spotted the tall man, again on the bench with the scruffy dog.

“Draco! Hubert!”

The man turned toward them and smiled.

“See?” Harry whispered into Orkie’s head. “Lovely.”

here you’ll find a skeptical protective cat, sweet messy Harry, confident capable Draco, a silly French dog, food as a love language and as healing, many fabulous coats and bags, gentle rituals, jam, chutney, mustard, various legumes, and mud.

this is for @getawayfox, whose encouragement and inspiration got me to actually write something I wanted to share. El and @stavromulabetaaa, you’ve been the best mods for @unleashed-fest, thank you for all your support. this fest is full of so many wonderful things!

a big big thank you to my beta, @citrusses, and to @sweet-s0rr0w for the britpick!!

Draco’s shoes are inspired by this gorgeous shoe concept from @lilbeanz

Read on AO3!

[notthwashere]

my boys

[rules-have-been-broken]

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flower pollen floats in the air.

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