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[youngerfrankenstein]

I saw this one as a kid actually. I remember it being, like, fine?

…Fuck remember when movies took time to make???

Peter Cullen could read me the phone book in his Optimus Prime voice I swear.

[michameinmicha]

Friendly reminder that if you feel like shit you can always go watch baywatching! Its right there waiting for you with all its bad jokes and silly impressions and there have even been several new episodes uploaded since you watched all of it last time!

[mararhodus]

X-Files Rewatch Twitter Thoughts Megapost

-In the first Tooms episode, Tom, Scully’s douchebag friend from the academy, calls her Mrs. Spooky and… y’know, I’m surprised calling Mulder and her Mr. & Mrs. Spooky isn’t more common in the fandom

-This rewatch has brought forth Space as a potential candidate for worst episode of the show, because Jesus Christ it's like if you made the most boring version of Apollo 13, added a ghost, and had Mulder and Scully stand around giving color commentary

-Genuinely so funny watching Baywatching Nights in the middle of an X-Files rewatch cuz like X-Files has some absolute dogshit episodes, but it’s still built around some of the most talented actors, writers, and sfx artists ever on TV, but Baywatch is Baywatch

-I love that by season 3, basically half the dialogue between Mulder and Scully is Mulder asking to be pegged and Scully going “Not right now, we’ve got work to do.”

-Teso Dos Bichos is a truly godawful episode, but it’s still a better 90’s horror story about cats than Sleepwalkers. I mean, I’d only really make this choice with a gun to my head, but at least I can say that it doesn’t involve incest.

-Gender Bender is an absolute fucking yikes all the way around. Even setting aside the thick layer of 90’s transphobia that coats it, it is *very* casual about Scully almost getting raped.

-Watching an episode where the killer is targeting fat women and the first victim of the episode doesn’t even weigh 200 pounds… I swear to god, the 90’s were fucked

-So I know that the ending of Paper Hearts seems to discount it, but like being one of Roche‘s victims is the only explanation The X-Files gives for Samantha Mulder’s death that makes remotely any sense, right?

[proustianrevelry]

When I saw the stephanie mole biopsy episode(s), I assumed baywatch would kill off Alexandra Paul's character by having her turn out to have melanoma after all, but instead she dies in a storm at sea

Some lifeguards and maybe some kids from an after school program or something take a sailboat out and hit a sudden squall. Lightning hits the main mast, she pushes David Hasselhoff out of the way of the falling timber and dies halfway through confessing her love to him

[swan2swan]

Okay, finally time for that big Baywatch Character Death.

[world-of-celebs]

Erika Eleniak

[tinglingpeter]

Zac Efron - Baywatch promo pictures

[emotional-emotion]

Bryan Cranston in Baywatch (1989 - 2001) 1.09 Cruise Ship

[fence-time]

4 bros chilling in a hot tub~

[haysey-draws]

The S.E.E.S team are here to save you!

[youngerfrankenstein]

Megatron shooting the Lincoln Memorial and sitting on the chair is SO goofy and I unironically love it.

Also Sentinel you prick.

[acecroft]

BILLY WARLOCK as Eddie Kramer in Baywatch (1989 - 2001) Season 1

[zanephillips]

BILLY WARLOCK Baywatch 1.04 "Second Wave"

[vampcrue]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ Pamela Anderson, photoshoot in the 90s.

[supfag]

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