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I was catching up with Takiyashahime's event and they better bring Doman back someday because his one-sided rivalry with Seimei had me in tears
Literally this meme
#onmyoji#abe no seimei#ashiya doman#he's such an edgelord and a sore loser I can't#I need him to meet dark seimei#It'd be so funny#battle of the edgelords#my post
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#death battle#bowser vs eggman#that weird edgelord from sonic forces getting no diffed by a thwomp made my day
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sometimes i think about how wild a mw2 movie would be if they just dropped soapghost right in the middle with no warning or marketing. like imagine it being beat for beat the exact same, it’s your typical military action movie, promoted as just another military action movie then after they get to the safe house, ghost has to patch up soap and he’s still out of it, overwhelmed by the betrayal and everything he’s seen and ghost needs to ground him and keep him in the present, to remind him that he’s alive and safe so he kisses him and they have sex. the tantrums and the rants and the “ReAl sOLdiErS aRen’t liKe ThAt”, god i can taste it and it’s delicious
#theres never any talk of a relationship or sexuality crisis its just this moment of humanity and comfort to bring soap back to himself#real any time you need me by thirteenbullets vibes#theyre not the type of men to have something as normal as a relationship#theyre just everything to each other they know that and its enough#ghost can be such a complex character if you let him#this guy whos rejected his humanity has buried himself and become a ghost#willingly digging himself out of the grave to stop soap from digging his own#like how are there not more explicitly homoerotic military movies that actually pull the trigger (heh) on the homo part of the eroticism#you know how if movies have even a hint of queerness they wring it out for every drop of respresentation they can get#theres a hundred articles and its mentioned in every interview and it all journalists ask those actors#imagine it being a complete secret and everyone expects just a typical action movie#then boom battle buddy gay sex#like if it were a male and fenale character you would see that scene coming a mile away so why cant it happen with two guys#just doing it is the only way of normalising it#i still see men saying they act like brothers which is denial so strong even egypt is impressed#but imagine the general public expecting this manly man military movie then getting hit with the alone mission flirting and denying it#then getting smacked in the face with tender wound care and grounding love making initiated by the edgelord they were using as a self inser#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#john soap mactavish#soap cod#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#cod mw2#we’re a team. ghost team
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Fakir may have lost the edgelord poll, but he accepted his defeat with respect and pride. @edgelord-battle-bracket
#princess tutu#warrior cats#fakir#scourge#doodle#edgelord battle#I'd like to imagine they didn't even battle they just had a long staring contest and Fakir sneezed in the midst of it#he'd have won if he wasn't allergic to cats#in my heart of hearts fakir won but i shall respect the warrior cat for winning
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On December 12, 1992.
Happy 31st Anniversary to Godzilla vs. Mothra!
#godzilla vs mothra#godzilla and mothra battle for earth#godzilla#mothra#battra#heisei era#toho movies#kaiju#BATTRA DESERVES LOVE AND ATTENTION MY HANDSOME EDGELORD GOD OF VENGEANCE!!!
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#I was talking to some buddies about lies of p and sekiro and how LoP’s defense as offense mentality helped get into sekiro#but then how sekiro overwrote that mentality with its own “offense is the best defense” mentality#or “hesitate and you lose” as Grandpappy isshin would say#and how the switch for the change for me was genichiro who I think is one of the best designed bosses in gaming#you CAN’T play too defensively with him because he’s happy to pepper you with arrows from a distance#and then the moment comes when you realize your sword interrupts his bow attacks sekiro truly begins as a game#lady butterfly is also a good fight but all her moves bring her to you so there’s less incentive to be as aggressive#vs genny baby who will back off and fire off his bow if you let him#this isn’t even like a video of me playing perfectly but I LOVE getting my feudal edgelord corner stunned and just bursting him down#I kinda hate the owl shinobi fight bc he hits too hard and his attacks just aren’t interesting to react to#but it’s also possible to corner stun him and just go to town on his health bar#owl father and inner father are much better fights and I actually really enjoyed inner father a lot#but the Ashina family fights are absolutely stunning achievements in game design imo#perfectly balanced to be difficult but fair and visually stunning to boot#even if there is a layer of artificial difficulty in the final battle with the flowers obscuring their swords when they’re crouched#but the animations are solid enough that there are enough other more subtle differences like how hes shifting his weight#if he’s centered he’s going to lunge but if he’s angled he’s gonna sweep#I had so much fun with LoP and sekiro 🥰🥰🥰 I crave more…#I can’t say the combat in Elden ring gorilla gripped me like these two games have but I like HAVE to play dark souls I know this#sekiro#tsuchi plays games
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#SHADOWSWEEP
@edgelord-battle-bracket
#polly draws#edgelord battle bracket#scourge vs shadow#sonic the hedgehog#sth#warriors#warrior cats#scourge#shadow the hedgehog#shadow propaganda#shadowsweep#THE KING APPROACHES VICTORY#ALL HAIL SHADOW#good fight by the scourge fans!#this was done so fast i wanted it out before the poll ended sojflsjfd#anyway vote shadow the hedgehog hes 15 years old and committed genocide <3
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Round 2
These champions are from @edgelord-battle-bracket and @sonic-palooza
#Shadow the Hedgehog#Miles “Tails” Prower#edgelord-battle-bracket#sonic-palooza#Sonic Universe Smackdown#Round Two
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The commentary on morality is not particularly subtle but like in one corner you have Wenren E, leader of the demonic cultivation sects, who cultivates the Path of Slaughter by *checks notes* standing as a shield to preserve innocent mortal lives and on the other hand Yin Hanjiang has gathered a tribunal to accuse members of every single extant "righteous" sect and clan of every crime under the sun
#please feel free to ignore this#I'm reading Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know#We're comparing one person to a crowd but also Wenren E's word is law#and he has always been VERY specific that mortals are not to be touched by demonic cultivators#He doesn't give a shit what his subordinates do but if they harm a mortal he's killing them immediately#When they first introduced WRE's cultivation style as the 'Path of Slaughter' I was totally prepared for like an edgelord jackass#but he's absolutely not that at all#and we even get the chance to see in his memories how he finally advanced in his cultivation#and it's by like fighting honorable battles and preventing war crimes
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decided to sketch them because i think it's really funny that "I have a gun" was up against an atheist cat. @edgelord-battle-bracket winner goes to the gay little hedgehog! May his modern characterization actually get a bit less edgelord-y lol.
Scourge looks massive because Shadow himself is surprisingly small lmao
#my art#edgelord battle bracket#shadow the hedgehog#sth#sonic#warriors scourge#scourge#but like. not the green one.
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Edgelord of the Day #43:
Seto Kaiba
Series: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters
#seto kaiba#kaiba#edgelord#edgy#edgelord of the day#yu gi oh! duel monsters#battle city#duelist kingdom#bro invents time travel bc he wants to beat atem#a billionaire who gets really invested in something silly and dedicates his entire existence to it obsessively#doesn’t remind me of anyone at all#/s he’s nothing like melon husk#yu gi oh! dsod#dark side of dimensions#yugioh dsod#yugioh duel monsters
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Now listen to me young man, I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. You will do this for me. I need you to go to @edgelord-battle-bracket, and I need you to vote for shadow. If you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble mister. You will never see the light of day.
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yeah palworld is objectively shit. but i like it
#text#yes im a greasy braindead edgelord that eats slop and all and i should be shot but IDC about that#i'll just pirate it as a compromise. too pricey for me anyway#POKEMON GUN jokes aside i do like the concept of fighting alongside your not-pokemon and using them for more than just battling#for me its not about sticking it to Nintendo its about having fun
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What an edgelord! @edgelord-battle-bracket finds the edgiest character.
Run by @simoni-999.
#edgelord battle bracket#tournament entry#runner approved description#@simoni-999#character#edgelord
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Me seeing questionable and often vitriolic takes regarding Demetri Alexopoulos and Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz and scrolling onwards
image of me politely not engaging with an interpretation of a character from my shows which i do not agree with and find to be in slightly poor taste
#the Demetri dislike/hate in particular seems largely to be pretty bad faith criticism#and comes from people who don't care to try and understand him as a character#like hell even back when I couldn't stand Tory#I understood why she hated Sam and what her motivations were for being a menace#I just didn't care for her and found her to be a self-pitying edgelord aksjidohf#the Demetri hate is always either “I don't like him because he's annoying” (and you WEREN'T as a teenager???)#or “I don't like him because he's a bad friend to Eli” (congrats on literally not paying attention to any of the show at all)#(and also assuming what would make a good friend to YOU applies to everyone you tunnel vision asshat)#like some people like having overprotective friends while some find it patronizing to not be allowed to fight their own battles#some socially awkward people (like pre-CK Eli!!!) prefer someone who will speak for them to take the pressure off#and some people would get annoyed at being spoken over#because everyone is different actually#meanwhile the Eli hate bleeds into straight up ableism#“I hate Hawk because he [insert behavior related to him most likely being autistic and mimicking questionable people]”#like yeah he's still responsible for being a shit but you HAVE to take the context into account#kid was manipulated and brainwashed and is doing his best to unlearn mindsets he was more vulnerable toward due to being ND#please give him a break!#demetri alexopoulos#demetri cobra kai#eli moskowitz#hawk
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Round One
These champions are from @best-sonic-soundtracks and @edgelord-battle-bracket
You can listen to the SA2 OST here (or alternatively, in my car during most long drives)
#Sonic Adventure 2 OST#Shadow the Hedgehog#best-sonic-soundtracks#edgelord-battle-bracket#Sonic Universe Smackdown#Round One
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