#batlantern imagines

[mamulgogi]

[You are my light]

[frownyalfred]

superbat hate sex is already thrilling, now imagine superbatlantern hate sex oh god

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[batlantern-abyss]

thinking about the justice league: war to batlantern shipper pipeline

[realisticfanfictions]

Okay so hear me out- LOVE this idea. But instead of the normal Mr. Darcy/Elizabeth dynamic (where he's the arrogant rich guy and she's the snobby poor girl), it's more Mr. Darcy/the random stableboy who for some reason has no problem telling his boss how much he sucks as a human being. It gives The Princess Bride, but gay and somehow more sarcastic.

Batlantern but in a kind of pride and prejudice sort of way. Discuss

[coffee-master]

[Warning contains: Batlantern]

Hal: So, you have a plan for every member of justice league?

Bruce: Yes, multiple.

Hal: Me included?

Bruce: *looks at him and just rises an eyebrow*

Hal: Right- Do you trust anybody Spooky?

Bruce: Hal, I don't even trust myself.

Hal chuckles: Just jokking. I get you having plans form A to Z in case of any hero became mind controled or villian or something.

Hal: ....

Hal: Bruce- Here me out-

Bruce: No.

Hal: Imagine me becomming evil.

Bruce: Please don't.

Hal: Not like I'd like to, but I would definitely be a total hottie!

Bruce: No.

Hal: I would be like those elegant, hot villians in shows with nice costume- And everyone would be charmed by my look!

Bruce: Jordan, I'm starting to reconsider my not killing rule.

Hal: *just laughts*

[SOME TIME LATER]

Hal: *is possessed by paralax*

Bruce: ....

Bruce: *isn't sure if he's more pissed because Hal became evil or because he was right*

[ovio-ovio]

The most important Batlantern question ever: which one of them buys Damian a plane and which one desperately tries to keep their partner from giving a pre-teen a fighter jet.

HELPP ok ur basically asking me a obvious question cus hal (using bruce’s money) wld totally buy damian a fighter jet proclaiming he will teach their son and bruce is desperately just trying to stop his partner

just imagine bruce regretting giving that much money to hal,, hal was always so reluctant abt spending money but when it comes to the kid’s happiness and seeing the colour drain from bruce’s face at what he purchased? so worth it

[friendlynaborhooddisapointment]

Your Batlantern is so adorable 🥰😭 I need love how mean they are to each other. I can only imagine how sick of them the kids are.

IM SO SO SOOOO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!!!! they have been eating away at my brain like termites. the kids are absolutely sick of their shit but are very glad their dad is happier and less emotionally constapated, i like to think that him fighting will hal helps with it.

also sorry for taking so long to respond!!! i wanted to draw the kids reacting to their obnoxiousness but all i manged to do was a sketch on my phone so its alittle messy.

[lanternbats]

Ok, do you know how much I love the idea of Bruce and Hal being married before Hal becomes Green Lantern? BECAUSE I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! I've literally thought about secret batlantern marriages FOREVER. Because of that, I apologize in advance for the long message. 🙂❤️

Ok, but imagine bringing the kids into the family..... Since Hal is gone for like a month or two on assignment I feel like Brice would just see Dick, and with no one there to stop him, he'd just say "mine" and like forget to tell Hal (or "forget" cuz he's scared Hal would say no) and then Hal comes home and sees Dick and is like. Who tf are you? Like where did you come from? How did you get into my house? And then Dick would just be excited to meet Hal, cause you CAN NOT tell me that Bruce wouldn't gush like a school girl with a crush about Hal (when he's prompted correctly). And thus begins the adoptions that just happen when Hal is on month long assignments.

He comes back from space tired, ready to lay down and just be with family, and boom Jason. Then he finds out Bruce is like the worst at communicating when someone's not there to interpret for him. (The relationship between Bruce and Dick is slowly healed by Hal literally just saying, "That 'hm' means he was worried, that running off to fight thugs in dark alleys ALONE and WITHOUT A COMMUNICATOR really worried him and him sewing a tracker into your suit isn't fully about control, it's really more about needing to find you if that happens again. WHICH IT SHOULD NOT!") Hal would be able to bond with Jason over losing one parent and then it's like the other fell apart. (Obviously they had VERY different upbringings, Jason lived on the streets and Hal had shelter and a kinda support system (idk I think that since Hal was really close to his dad and looked more like him (?) His mom like could not stand to really be around him. But she still loved him, like they just really had a complicated relationship, but then he told him family he wanted to join the air force and suddenly it was like the support system and shelter and love that had been there dried up and he went through the airforce and the everything alonr until he met Bruce.) Anyway, I think that he'd have a pretty good relationship with both Dick and Jason. And that in one of the months where a galaxy ending disaster wasn't happening would be when Jason finds out about Shelia and the whole trust fallout between Bruce and Jason happened. So once again Hal plays the mediator once again and before he's called away again, Jason takes Bruce to Ethiopia with him. (Hal isn't there for the fallout, for the injuries that Jason sustained. He's not even able to be contacted due to how far out he's had to go. It takes him 2 months to come home.)

He returns, and Tim's there. Tim who is apparently not adopted yet, as he is Jason's new friend. He finds his son with randome child #3 in his house helping Jason up the stairs. Jason who has a thick cast on his leg and a cast on his arm with bandages peaking out from his collar. (I think Hal would have like a beak down with Bruce about not being there. Like he has a ring. He was called away a day before everything went down, and he could have prevented the almost crippling of his child, he could have supported his husband and children as they all basically came to the realization that no matter who they fight, how they fight, who they fight with no one really lives forever.) Hal takes leave from the Coorps as long as he can, going back to work for Ferris Air (or Wayne Enterprise's airplane engineering department whatever you want). They slowly pull Tim into the family, learning more and more about the neglect and abuse he's lived through. After a lot, a LOT of lawyer fees, Tim is able to stay with the Waynes permanently. But like all good things, Hals time with his family comes to an end. He returns to space this time with a transmitter that can cover the distance of the universe if it needs to.

Hal's return to the family for the next couple years are uneventful. Until Damians arrival. Damian who begins his life at Wayne Manor with the attempted murder of Tim. And another attempted murder of Tim. And another attempted murder of Tim. A kinda attempted murder of Dick, but one could argue he was just being annoying. Hal's return to the Manor brings the order that they had been lacking. (I kinda think that since Hal grew up in a military household he's a stricter parent. Like he'd definitely be a duper fun parent, take the kids out on adventures and have a great time with them when he can/could but there would be rules that he like 100% would not let up on. Like patrol on a school night ends at 11:30 and if not they're grounded from patrol for the next two nights. Bruce would probably be strict too, but more so in the field. Like the kids could look at him and call him dad and he would break like a piece of angel hair spaghetti.) Anyway, Hal would be able to support Bruce through the idea and fact that he'd been raped. I think Hal and Bruce would have separately gone through a LOT of therapy and like couples therapy too. Not just sprung on by the arrival of Damian, but because Hal had kind of forced Bruce into it after his overprotective nature had pushed Dick away. It might have started as a way to learn better communication, but it ended in Bruce staying with his doctor at Hal's recommendation. (read: Hal noticed Bruce's better regulation of feelings and coping mechanisms and forced him to continue to go to therapy.) Anyway, I think Hal would have a good relationship with Damian, against all the odds. Hal would be the structured support and rules that Damian had grew up with and had been missing since coming to Wayne Manor. Leaving after Damian was a difficult trip. But staying wasn't an option, his departure was just as hard as all the others.

Cass' addition to the family would've taken Hal off guard, if he hadn't been informed. (Communication coming in clutch!) In meeting Hal, Cass had not trusted him. He held himself too wrong, too ridged, too frozen, too similar to her father. Her fear and suspicion had melted away the moment she saw him with Bruce and the other children. His eyes lit up, and his previous tension relaxed. It was in that moment that she knew she what she wanted. Cass and Tim almost immediately became inseparable. The ride or die kind of relationship that they shared led their siblings and parents alike to fear the combined power. Hal's rules practically doubled when they were together, should they plan or go for world domination, Bruce would be the one to deal with it.

As for Bruce and Hal's relationship. I think in the beginning they were very secretive. Bruce had suddenly returned to Gotham and subsequent take over of Wayne Enterprises had Bruce trying to keep the little privacy he had left under wraps. Hal had agreed wholeheartedly to keep the relationship a secret, knowing that once the news eventually reached his family there would be no more quietly whispered scheduled calls between himself and his brothers. No more sporadic text messages between him and his mother. No more shreds of the family he had clung to since being kicked out at 18. Over time, as more and more kids came into their lives the secritiveness of their relationship became too much to keep up with, it wasn't secret secret anymore, however it was a very private relationship. No one in Gotham/media knew they were together, however they weren't actively hiding it anymore. They just didn't advertise that they were together. As for the Justice League, Batman never joined. The Green Lanturns involvement in a organization of superheros was practically informed when the Coorps inevitably found out about it, however, Bruce never found it to be necessary to involve himself in the League, excluding large scale events where he and the rest of the family would make themselves known.

I think in the inevitably that they are found out, the news would break to the media first. A mistyped photo catching them kissing just outside of the gates of the manor or in a coffee shop on the edge of the Diamond District and suddenly the gossip rags of the city, and the major news conglomerates of the surrounding cities are blasting the news of Brucie Wayne's new relationship! With the subsequent findings of Bruce Wayne's new boy toy (suddenly found out to be HUSBAND!) Hal Jordan, a decorated Air Force veteran now working as a test pilot, while not in active duty, still working to preserve the lives of his friends and family. With his reveal to the public, Hal's relationship is revealed to the Justice League. And thus, the integration of the Batfamily into the Justice League begins.

Ok!!! So that was really long. Wayyyyy longer than I thought, but thank you for letting me share!!!! Anything I'm missing or you want to add would be greatly appreciated. Thank you so much for sharing their secret marriage, because I'm not going to lie, I've literally been thinking about this forever!!! Ok have a great day, thank you again!

Hi omg every concept you mentioned here is so interesting! I zoomed in so hard on "Jason lives" aspect especially, I’m so intrigued. I can totally see the “a death in the family” storyline having a different outcome if the family dynamic was different, but the sheer pain potential of Hal considering Jason a son and returning from space only to find out he died months ago… oh my god… (maybe I’m writing something about that very premise. Who knows.) Hal doesn’t play favourites doesn’t play favourites of course, but  like you said there is definitely an unspoken bond between Jason and Hal.  

I also understand surprisingly strict parent Hal, but I can totally see it in a more “You guys need to have regular lives outside of vigilante stuff and I am going to set some rules so that you can have that because we know Mr. Bat Suit over here doesn’t know what that even means.” so he takes them to sports games and movies and makes sure they have their homework done. “Please go and hang out with your friends or you’re grounded.” “What.” “Here I will literally give you money, just go to the mall and don’t fight anyone.”

And OH BOY. Damian. Let’s be real, Damian probably would have tried to kill Hal too if he was there when he arrived. What a mess that would be, Hal stay in space for a second dude. But anyways Hal and Damian’s dynamic is one of my faves to read fics about, I love the idea of Damian (post murder attempts) adoring Hal. Again, Hal would try his hardest to give Damian a normal childhood. I would also really like to see a fic where Bruce worked through what happened to him and how it resulted in a son and the very complex feelings that come with that.

Also? The concept of the bat family not joining the justice league but being Hal’s back up is so funny. Messing with the Green Lantern and expecting him to call the corps but no, his back up is a bunch of over protective bats. Good luck!

[asilentguardian]

being back in my batlantern era while replaying Arkham City has me trying to imagine Hal in that universe

[zeroducks-2]

Hal for the asks pretty please?

(Ask game here)

1: sexuality headcanon - I like him pansexual as he is ♥

2: otp - I don't actually have one. Hal is kind of a wildcard for me, he goes well with lots of people. I must say that I tend to prefer when he bottoms though, and I think my favorite Hal ships have to be Sinhal and Batlantern.

3: brotp - Halbarry! I 100% know they're more than friends and there are pretty big hints that they dated, but they are also bros and they are The Best Bros. Hal loves him so much it's heartwarming to see.

4: notp - None!

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - Okay this is pretty random but it's the first that popped into my head, so that's the law. You remember that DC Daemon AU? The one in which Slade has a stoat Daemon? Well, Hal's Daemon was always able to take the weirdest forms, clearly of fantastical creatures. It settled into something not from this Earth, and people always blamed it on Hal being imaginative. Then the ring chose him, and it all made sense.

6: favorite line from this character - In brightest day, in blackest night ;)

7: one way in which I relate to this character - being pansexual and genderqueer!

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - that stupid ass movie with the silly goofy CGI.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - Cinnamon roll!

[watermelonsloth]

What are your top 7 favorite ships ever (can be canon or non canon) from any media? Thanks 🌻

Answering this is a little complicated for me because, while I generally just bounce around the same list of ships, I do jump between quite a few different ships depending on my mood and whatnot. I’m indecisive, what can I say? Since I haven’t been in a shipping mood lately (more of a “let’s explore this character’s need for therapy by throwing them in a meat grinder” mood), I’ll just list the ones I most frequently go back to.

For Naruto, NaruSaku and LeeSaku are the ships I most frequently go back to when I’m thinking about canon. But if I’m feeling more cracky: ShinoHina and ChoSaku are both somewhat comfort ships for me, SasuShino in a rivals au (whether they’re platonic or romantic) is also an idea I flip around in my noggin a lot, and KakuDei, KisaSaso, and ItaHida have become my default Akatsuki ships when I’m imagining what them being in/building a healthy relationship might look like. I’ve mentioned a lot more in the past, but these are the big ones.

Outside of Naruto, Royai from fma, DouWata from xxxHolic, and Clois, Batlantern, and TimKon from dc are the only ships I really, properly ship and not just occasionally read fanfic of or scroll through their fandom.

Sorry that this wasn’t really what you asked for, but I didn’t just want to answer with “I’m actually too inconsistent in my opinions to have consistent ships, let alone consistent favorite ships.” If you only count the canon-lens Naruto ships and non-Naruto ships, then I only listed seven.

[frownyalfred]

In my head, SuperBat tends to take longer and be more romantic. BatLantern, they care for each other, sure, but I feel they could just jump into casual hate sex. Like I don't think they dare each other into vulnerability. I don't think Bruce would want Hal interacting with his kids. Meanwhile I think Supes could become Uncle Clark fairly quickly. By which I mean, if you imagine these two dynamics developing at the same time, there's no way Clark doesn't know and he's SEETHING and also trying to be a good friend about it

Oh now I need this fic badly. Something about imagining Clark trying not to be jealous and trying to be a good friend/“Uncle Clark” and just failing….im so into it.

[yeetus-feetus]

trying to get my previously very homophobic hardcore-christian baby brother to accept the lgbtqia+

Captains Log: First entry

So far he's become accumulated to the idea of two boys being able to have a healthy relationship through his obsession with one Damian Al Ghul Wayne.

Through giving him access to my Pinterest account for something I honestly can't remember- maybe a school thing, he discovered my DC pins and I introduced him to some really cute Damijon art. He was immediately consumed. I left him alone on my laptop and came back to more than three dozen new pins of purely Damijon fanarts.

Note: remind me to make him his own account Jfc!

From Damijon he then discovered Timkon and Superbat. It is an understatement to say he is a fan of bat×super pairings.

I exploited his new obsessions with these ships to make him angry because he's so terribly cute and hilarious when he's angry. How did I do this?

Well, I decided one day that I would break the unfortunate news to him that Jon Kent was in fact already in a relationship with one Jay Nakamura, and Tim as such with one Bernard Dowd. The following outburst from him was immeasurable!

You can imagine my surprise when he screamed at me, demanding I prove such a thing- then afterwards the amount of tears. He refused to speak to me for two while weeks, unless uping the anti on telling me how I was going to hell for being a fag. Hypocritical of him in all honesty considering he was saving pins of boys kissing quicker and more efficiently than I could complete my assignments.

Anywho, I took advantage of this. I like poking the bear, and he's a very cute bear, so I began mentioning Jay and Jon when I felt like seeing his little face get so red with anger it's possible steam might come from his ears. We quickly developed a loose script of back and forth; him getting angry and trying to explode me with his mind, me grinning at how wholeheartedly he defended his most favourite ship between two boys.

Until one day my little brother flipped that script and pulled the rug right out from underneath me and my little game. He proposed Polyamory. Of all thing, Polyamory. Not something you'd expect from the mouth of a Christian boy- especially about three boys.

How and where this primary school kid learnt about the idea of Polyamory escapes me. I have no idea, but the fact he was willing to accept it to disprove my point is almost even more hilarious than his face when he's angry.

I'm so glad, proud in honesty, that he has experienced this growth as a person, that he is accepting of Polyamory- even if it is because of something so silly. It's progress in getting him to stop condemning me and mine to hell. He is willing to accept such relationships now, and all because of my incessant teasing and taunting.

This acceptance extends to Timberkon especially, from what I can tell from the 12 pins he's added to his ever growing collection on my account. Which I am very pleased about, considering my own love for that particular ship. And also, he's realised he can ship Batman with more people than just Superman (though he still hates that I'm a Batlantern shipper).

His favourite Batman ship is now Batman, Superman and Lois Lane as a throuple. He is also open to the idea of Batman dating Talia Al Ghul and Cat Woman as well as Superman. (He is not letting go of the Superbat element, that's fine though).

And, surprisingly, it has also extended to a new show we've been watching together, with my second brother as well, called "Castlevania" on Netflix, in which he's now insisting the main three characters- Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Adrian Teppesh aka Alucard- are polyamorus and all in love with each other.

Note: we are only in the second season as of now.

Which is all excellent growth in my books!

Now my lovely friend @froggyinfear has suggested I introduce him to lesbians next, to further his acceptance of queer relationships. I intend to update you all with the details of my progress in this endeavour with this new Captain's Log.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Shipping Bingo: Guy Gardner + Dick Grayson

(Imagine in a world where Batlantern and Jaykyle already exist)

Bruce and Kyle are both horrified. Hal and Jason think it’s hilarious.

[dzasta15]

if you’re still looking for batlantern ideas…

hero x civilian au has been roaming my head recently. you pick who is who :)

oh my god. I can imagine so many cringe fail moments. I feel like civilian hal the Californian wouldn’t be caught dead in Gotham New Jersey

Green lantern saving Just Some Guy Bruce Wayne is hilarious. I’m not too familiar with the au but thinking about it if Bruce still was overly competent (it’s the gifted autism rich kid your honor) would be great

[ovio-ovio]

I’m sorry, but I saw your headcanon, and now I have to give you my headcanon to your headcanon. If I could write I would fic it.

I like to imagine Hal assumes Bruce MUST know something about planes. He has the bat plane for gods sake how can he NOT know 😒 it’s a really good plane! (for Hal’s HIGH standards!) it’s got everything from all of the worlds best jets. No one just makes a plane like that without knowing anything!

Bruce doesn’t know anything.

He got Lucius to build the plane for him. He doesn’t know shit.

(((But now this cute guy is flirting planes to him! So he’s gotta Batman his way through it.)))

Thank you for listening, I love you, have good day -AD

Yoohoo! I love you too! I love your headcanon to my headcanon so I’m gonna headcanon your headcanon- or even like a fic I’d like someone to write (or I might write ir myself)

Bruce just checking on the Wayne aerospace and he sees Lucius talking to Hal and he’s wondering like how does Lucius know Hal

And Lucius says Hal is a aircraft consultant and helped him with Wayne Aerospace stuff and Bruce is like blown away. Because Green Lantern Hal Jordan who seems like he’s too arrogant to even know anything HELPED Lucius with HIS company’s aircraft’s?

Hal’s just grinning and going, “I graduated at top of my class at my flight academy.”

And then like Hal begins explaining different functions and Bruce is like, “oh my gosh, he’s actually so nerdy?”

Love your headcanon! Pls keep talking to me I need batlantern moots- Ovio!