#bathroom boyfriends

[sawvhs]

saw (2004) dir. james wan // who are you? - ajj

[a-good-two]

we all remember when this happens in Saw

[spockirl]

adam actually making a real post? crazy

[ssawboness]

sex with a ghost is bathroom boyfriends and i don't take criticism

[aibigbois]

ah, fuck babe, don't stop. You give the best shower head ever, if you keep going at this rate I am going to nut. You'd like that, getting all my roided cum in you. ungh.... that feels good.

[woundedresurrected]

favorite part of vicious is when people were texting Eli because Victor was at a party

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

[911whatsyoursanity]

eddie makes everything weird, like not in a horrific way, but like instead of joining his boyfriends on the couch cuddling like he wants to, he just stares with cow eyes at them from across the room cause hes second, triple, quadtriple guessing himself

buck and tommy are just waiting to see if he'll actually come over by himself this time. especially since they're on his couch

[boyobjectifier]

they should invent a long distance relationship that is…. not….. long distance

[alienaiver]

its your first time at kuroos apartment. it was a little impulsive, the fact that you ended up here. he readied the couch for himself and gave you his bedroom before he said goodnight with a lingering hug. was he hoping you'd lean in closer? you'd wanted to, at least.

you sat at the edge of his bed as you listened to him getting ready for sleep, the sound of him brushing his teeth, the water and his shuffling.

you fall back onto the bed with a soft hum. his sheets are soft, the type of fabric you prefer. you snake yourself further up, intoxicated by the scent.

his scent.

you can also smell a hint of laundry detergent, so he most likely hasnt been using these sheets for long. probably why he didnt change them for you; you wouldnt have let him, either way. thats too much trouble.

you lie like this for a while, calming your heart; your mind.

there's dead silent on the other side of his door. is he awake like this too, frozen? hyper aware of your proximity? is he fantasizing about cuddles, kisses?

you shake your head with a sigh; probably not. he did his bed-time routine and fell right asleep, most likely.

there's just one teeny tiny issue.

he went to bed without showing you where his bathroom was.

[spicyvampire]

Style's danger awareness meter at 0 at all times

[sawvhs]

Surprise! its adam

[gaewaren]

black mould in my bathroom speaks to me like venom it's telling me to write gay naruto fanfiction

[purphallowart]

Drew Lawrence Oleander's Bathroom. There is a speedpaint uploaded on my YT.

This background reference is not mine. It belongs to Gurobob and ElectricPuke. I just did a redraw of it.

[uhohdad]

i think once i’m done throwing könig and reader in the death arena im gonna make em do a Saw

[plant-dad-sulu]

So I go by Nick with most of my friends at this point and use any pronouns and theyre all very good about switching it up sometimes but one of my friends primarily refers to me as "he" which is cool i dont care but it didnt register to me as an issue until i met up with him and some of his straight friends a while back and on seeing me they all had identical looks on their faces like they were short circuiting and one even asked my friend "this is Nick?" At which point i realized they were probably expecting a cis man and not a fem person in a crop top with boobs and so on and now i eagerly await the day i meet more of his friends just to see it happen again because why have a gender if ur not gonna be funny about it