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coffeebleeds · 10 months ago
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@bates--boy replied to your post “Does your girlfriend know you're looking at other...”:
What the hell is all this talk about nudes? My guy, Goddamn, dude, are you and Cait on a rough patch again?
It started as a joke. I was fucking with Latvia about receiving Russia's nudes, then showed him a photo of the Caucuses.
Who the fuck is Cait?
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a-adventurer · 10 months ago
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“ This has to be some sort of illusion, some sort of trick. There’s no way I’m really seeing this right now. “ (for Artemis)
Artemis blinked at him, confused. He'd spent so long, wandering around, existing. Well, kind of. He'd gotten used to no one being able to see him, not even his own family.
He looked at Peter then behind himself, thinking that Peter could be talking to someone else.
"You can see me?"
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absolutelyinvincible · 2 years ago
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Oh, Ollie, thank God you're here! Listen, I'm sorry for the short notice request, but do you think you can make a Doc McStuffin birthday cake?
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Trust me, you do not want me near the kitchen. But I shall be more than happy to pass word along to Oliver to ask him to bake it for you. I am sure that will not be an issue.
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teableeds · 1 year ago
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A package arrives in the mail! In a small shipping box is an even smaller box, a black, galaxy-themed box with "Dior" in silver across the front. Inside is a pair of bottles with shimmering perfume, one square and filled with an interesting blue and green liquid, and one violet and pink. A note is taped to the back of the box that reads:
"Hey, Caitlyn. Thought I'd send you this. It's a complementary set Dior gave me for a commercial shoot. They're pretty, but the notes aren't really my style. Maybe you and Alfred would like it, or maybe not. Whatever. Anyways, I thought I could write a mini concept album for that kid you told me about instead of just one song. We're working the final production on it. Will send the file in an email when it's done.
Peter"
Cait immediately sends Peter a text.
[To: Petey Baby] You are the sweetest boy!
[To: Petey Baby] I can't wait to tell Quinn! He's going to be thrilled!
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sicilitude · 10 months ago
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"take your time and be sure."
Dune.
Hand over her heart, mouth curled into a mean, pleased little smile, Viola twisted the ancient key in the ancient lock in an ancient gate and swung it open. Poor Peter! She thought, glancing him over. She thought he was putting on a brave face about this whole thing, and resolved not to let him off easy.
"Oh, don't be so dramatic about it!" she teased, leading him into the cool, dry air of the catacomb. "I'm sure it's fine! What, who's gonna tell me that I'm not allowed to bring guests below the city? The mayor? He can't tell me anything." Before them stretched a well-lit checker-tiled staircase with high, arched ceilings. A good distance down into the depths, the floor leveled out and the pathway narrowed to accommodate some thin metal grates, which separated onlookers from standing shrouded mummies. "The are that's open to tourists isn't nearly as interesting as some of the stuff back here. That big-dick saint that I was telling you about is back here, and so is the panty-thief ghost, and the monk wing. Come on; you'll like it. It's fun!"
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ourfairdominion · 1 year ago
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[SIT]
SIMPLE ACTIONS
sender guides receiver to sit down on a chair / bed / wall / etc
"Okay, okay, I'm sitting, I'm sitting." Matt said as his younger brother pushed his towards a chair.
'What do you want to show me now?"
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amomentsescape · 1 year ago
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What would a night routine of the reader bathing with the slasher to clean the blood off and then brushing teeth and changing into pj to go to bed be like with the main slashers?
Slashers' Night Time Routine with Reader
A/N: This is such a wholesome request, thank you!
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Freddy Krueger
If Freddy needs to make a visit to the "real" world, he will most certainly stop by your place near the end
He used to always associate real life with anger and death, but having you has made him appreciate it as more than that
He'll always show up unannounced
Sometimes he even likes to give you a little scare as his way of saying "hi"
His arms bursting through the couch and wrapping around you
His severed head rolling out from under your bed
You get the picture
But once his laughs and your berating settle down, he goes soft
He'll hug you and let you know how the night went before settling into your bed
The nice thing about literally being a dream demon is that he can go from smelly and bloody to fresh and clean with a twist of his knifed glove
It's normally pretty late by the time he's with you, so you're always freshened up and in comfy clothes already
He pulls you into him and gently rubs up and down your arm
He doesn't really sleep so he just lays with you for however long he feels necessary
He sometimes takes you into his dream world once you're asleep
But if you need the rest, he makes sure to leave you a little gift in the morning
Usually a flower or candy of some kind
Occasionally it's an eyeball or a finger
It is Freddy after all
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Michael Myers
This man hardly sleeps to be honest
He usually just naps a bit during the day and stays up all night doing serial killer stuff
The fact that he even functions normally is odd to you
He comes home late a lot of the time, but you try to stay up for him
He's scolded you several times about this, but it's the one thing you will never budge on
You greet him at the door with a tired smile as he walks over to you
He lets you hold his mask once he takes it off as he heads to the bathroom
His clothing sits in a messy pile on the bathroom floor as you wipe off his mask with a clean cloth
Once this is done, you head into the bathroom
He never used to care about the dried blood and sweat on him until he met you
Now, there's something about when getting clean with you that he enjoys
Not that he'd ever say this out loud
You hop into the shower with him and help wash his back, gently scratching and rubbing along his skin
You can always feel his tense posture relax at this
After the shower, you both step out and brush your teeth
You already have his pajama pants ready for him after this, allowing him to get comfortable
Everything up to this point is done is silence, both of you just enjoying each other's presence
But once you both are cuddled up in bed, you begin to talk about the things that happened today and what you did while he was gone
He isn't much of a talker himself, but he does like listening to your voice
It helps him relax as he eventually watches you fall asleep against him
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Jason Voorhees
He loves seeing your bright smile whenever he walks through the door
It's what he looks forwards to the most while he's still out stalking the woods
You're always quick to help him shrug off his jacket and set his machete off to the side
Once the bloody outer layer of clothing is off, he engulfs you in a big hug as his way of saying he missed you
After a bit, you sit him down and begin taking a warm washcloth to his body, wiping away any small blood splatters still leftover
Baths and even showers still don't sit right with Jason, and although he could do it, the night is meant to be about comfort, so you don't push him into the bathroom for the sake of his relaxation
Once he's cleaned up, he follows you around while you brush your teeth and get changed, just enjoying being in your company
He is technically undead, so brushing his teeth and sleeping aren't really in his normal routine
But he will lay with you in bed and listen to you hum softly
He'll caress your cheek once he sees your eyes flutter close, a soft smile growing on your face
This is normally how you fall asleep, Jason by your side and watching over you
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Thomas Hewitt
It's not easy working outside all day in the southern heat
Once inside, you hand him an old rag so that he can wipe off the sweat from around his face, him offering a smile behind his mask
After this, he takes a seat at the table with you and eats dinner
This is when you talk about your day and just share anything you want to tell him
He listens intently and even chimes in with a few nods and gentle squeezes on your hand
You then clear the dishes once you're both done eating, letting him get the shower ready
You follow in after him, relaxing under the warm water
Once he rinses off the grime, he pulls you close to him under the shower head
He honestly can't think of anything better than to be under the pouring of warm water with you in his arms
He'd repeat the tiring day 100 times if it would always end like this
Once you're both washed up, you brush your teeth at the sink
You both have to take turns with this, sometimes nudging up against him and poking him as a joke
He always has a wide smile
Once you both go to bed, you rest your head on his chest, rubbing circles into his tense muscles
You both eventually fall asleep intertwined with one another
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Bubba Sawyer
At the end of a long day, Bubba is all but sprinting into the house to see you
He pulls you into him, not even considering all the sweat and dirt getting on you
Not that you really cared anyways
His enthusiasm makes up for it
He then makes his way to the bathroom, basically leaving a trail of his dirty clothes along the way
He's more of a bath person, relishing in the bubbles and the warm water
So once he has the bath started, he is eager to help you undress
Not even in an inappropriate way, he just likes to have you in the tub with him
Once the soap has been added and the water is the right temp, you both get in together
He has you facing him while you talk about your day
He likes to play with your hands and plop clumps of bubbles onto your head
Anything to make you laugh is a win in his books
After your bath, you both get into some cozy clothes and watch TV
This usually involves snacking on some baked treats or candy
Half the time, you both fall asleep curled up on the sofa together with the movie still playing in the background
If you don't, then you'll have to basically drag Bubba to the bedroom and under the covers, giving a small kiss before tucking yourself in after
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Brahms Heelshire
Anything on his normal list of rules is easy to get him to follow
Tucking him into bed and giving him a kiss goodnight takes all but two seconds to complete
But everything leading up to that can be a pain in the butt
If you make him dinner, he'll swear up and down that the vegetables would make him sick if he ate them
He then would dread going to the shower to get cleaned up
Clean and Brahms never seem to go together in a sentence
The only way he'll get in is if you promise to go in with him
Very handsy if you let him
Wants to wash your back for you
Constantly pulls you against his soapy body even after you've already rinsed off
And after all this, getting him out of the shower and forcing him to brush his teeth is a whole other battle
You have to help him towel off and practically lock him in the bathroom so that he brushes his teeth
After countless moments of whining, he finally gives in when you threaten to not sleep beside him
Once he eventually finishes getting cleaned up, everything is a breeze
Maybe all that fighting beforehand tires him out?
Whatever the cause, you're happy to watch him plop into bed, waiting for you to pull the covers up over him
You crawl in beside him and give him his kiss before he cuddles his head into the crook of your neck
He's fast asleep within moments of his eyes closing
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Norman Bates
He has a very simple routine he follows every night
Dinner, shower, reading, bed
Always in that order without fail
You've grown accustomed to this pattern and learned to love the familiarity of it each night
You both eat dinner together at the table, going back and forth sharing stories and talking about the day
It never ceases to amaze you how much more you learn about Norman every day
You both take your time eating but once you both have finished, he's quick to jump up and help you put all the dishes away
He used to be shy with showering with you after dinner, but he now finds it the best part of the night
Sharing each other's company and helping one another get clean is incredibly comforting to him
After getting all cleaned up, you both sit down on the couch together and read a book
Sometimes you both read separately and just bask in each other's silence for a while
But other times you switch off on reading out loud to one another, the other person resting their head on their lap
This is typically accompanied with a cup of tea, Norman's favorite treat at the end of a long day
Once you both become tired, you will head to the bedroom and slip under the covers next to each other
He likes to face you while you sleep, making sure you're comfortable before he finally closes his eyes for the night
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Billy Loomis
Billy can be a bit unpredictable when he comes home at night
If the killing spree went well, then he comes home with a big smile on his face, arms open wide for your embrace
But if things didn't go as planned, he'll be very quiet coming home, heading straight to the shower
But no matter what mood he's in, he wants you there
You join him under the hot water, helping him clean off all the blood and dirt
Once he feels your touch, he relaxes and holds you close to him
If he feels like it, he'll tell you about the night and how things went
But if not, you're both just happy to be with each other in the comfortable silence
Once clean, you both get changed into warm clothes and watch some TV for a while
Horror movies are a must with Billy, so munching on some popcorn and candy with a scary film on is the perfect way for him to unwind
He loves when you scratch his scalp during the movie, practically melting under your touch
Once he becomes tired, he'll hoist you up and to the bedroom
He'll plop into bed and pull you into his arms
This is when you both share your stories of the day and the good things that happened if not already done in the shower
He'll kiss you deeply before dozing off, thankful to have you there beside him
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Stu Macher
He's always bursting with energy when he comes home to you
The door flies open and he has you spinning around in his arms
He's talking a mile a minute, describing every detail of his night
You're always just so happy to see him glowing and unharmed, so you listen intently with a smile on your face
Once he finally comes down from his high, he gets the munchies and raids the kitchen for a bit
After this, he just wants to cuddle and watch TV, but you always insist on him hopping in the shower
The boy is a sweaty, bloody mess
With some puppy eyes and a promise to join, he's finally convinced to get cleaned up
He always insists on having the water scorching hot for whatever reason, so you basically feel like your in a sauna
However, he makes up for it in scalp massages and soft kisses along your shoulders
Once you're both clean, you quickly brush your teeth and hop into matching pajamas (he insists)
You then cozy up in bed and turn on a movie
You almost always fall asleep with the TV still on, limbs intertwined with one another
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Eric Draven
Eric rarely comes home while you're still awake
He tries his best to stay quiet, but you somehow have an internal alarm at this point and always wake up after a while
He tries to shush you back to bed each time, but you insist on helping him get cleaned up
You take his dirty clothes and set them on a chair, leaving that mess for the morning
You then start the bath and light a few candles
Eric enjoys the light of a flame more than the artificial lighting in the bathroom
He holds you close to him in the tub, gently caressing your arms and back
You're also eager to return the favor, carefully running a wet washcloth over any grime and dried blood left on his skin
He simply tilts his head back and closes his eyes, finally relaxing for the first time that night
You've fallen asleep together like this a couple times, only waking up once the water became cold
Once you're both in comfy clothes, he carries you to bed and tucks you in
He spoons you and rakes his fingers through your hair, humming random melodies he plays on guitar sometimes
This always lulls you back to sleep
Eric doesn't sleep much, but he'll rest his eyes from time to time
And he's only able to do so when you're against his chest
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rubylured · 1 year ago
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I cannot stop thinking about this
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klanced · 10 months ago
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when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on
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camedownonamoonbeam · 27 days ago
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coffeebleeds · 11 months ago
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[Look who has a package in the mail!]
[Wrapped up in Alfred's favorite NASA-themed foil paper is a personalized pair of wireless headphones. Best part is that they're noise-cancelling.
"For when you need a little quiet time. - Peter"
[Text]: Thanks a million, Peter! These headphones are great!
[He puts them on and flips the switch, blocking out everything.]
"Ah, this is perfect. Now I can go insane in my spiraling thoughts even faster!"
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hom3land3r · 2 months ago
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Met Kathy Bates. She was nice.
Oh, and uh…Stan was there too, I guess.
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teableeds · 2 years ago
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Wanna go to a museum?
Of course I do! Which museum?
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iloveslasher · 4 months ago
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Headcannons:
S/O commits suicide (Michael,Jason, Thomas & Bubba)
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ourfairdominion · 1 year ago
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@bates--boy [x]
…Ew.
"I know, I wish I can unread this.
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satanscumwhore72 · 17 days ago
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