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That's assuming that octopi would develop a concept of tribalism. Are they social animals like humans? Genuinely asking, I know nothing about them other than I like how they can squeeze through tiny holes in aquariums to eat their neighbors.

Apparently, scientists are speculating that once humans go extinct, the next species to dominate the earth will be octopuses. I wonder what that would look like? Would the old nation avatars die and a species of Cthulu gods take over?

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Some would say she's the superior choice.

Idk I always thought superior was appealing in a "i say I can fix her, but I probably can't nor do I actually want to." Kind of way.

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Alfred: "Yeah I'm probably the ace-est person in the world." Also Alfred when Cait holds a knife to his throat: [Careless Whisper starts playing in his head]

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"Just look at her! Those beautiful curved shores, the unknown depths, the giant blocks of ice that can smash a vessel to pieces. Nothing sexier than a woman who can kill you."

@pvremichigan

You're gonna look me in the eye and tell me you've never wanted to fuck the lake?

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Don't worry, no one can tell that you put concealer on your crow's feet.

I

Have

Been

TRAUMATIZED

You look in the mirror again after drinking American wine? Those sulfates will get you.

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good ol’ america- what a sweetie..

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little alfie just spotted a new friend on your dash!  is it you?!

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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I wish you a happy future

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I got my corn cobbed at the Iowa state fair

This sounds like the sort of thing a vice presidential candidate would say

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[finger guns]

I

Have

Been

TRAUMATIZED

You look in the mirror again after drinking American wine? Those sulfates will get you.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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@pvremichigan

You're gonna look me in the eye and tell me you've never wanted to fuck the lake?

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what greatlake is the most fuckable

Erie. No contest.

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I

Have

Been

TRAUMATIZED

You look in the mirror again after drinking American wine? Those sulfates will get you.

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Imagine the most beautiful woman in the world. She wraps her arms around your shoulders. She pulls you in close. She leans in closer. And she whispers one seductive word into your ear.

"Ohio."

For the last time Cait, I'm not moving the border.

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A third bonus illustration has been posted featuring America!!

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