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“oh, you want to talk to me?”

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Pixiv ID: 48628191 Member: 春月 

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The President’s Son is blinking at you ´ 7 `)!

It’s just a silly animation, but if you can’t see it, please wait a few seconds and it’ll start working ´ v `);; (Eagle tattoo from here!)

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I don't have thoughts about the blorbos so much as they tumble around in my skull like a bingo ball

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A hickey mark from her is temporary. A stab mark from her is forever

Damn straight. [lifts up his shirt] This one is from a metal quill in 1791. This one is from a bayonet in 1864. This one is from a piece of fencing she snapped off with her bare hands in 1885. This gash here is from a fight somewhere around 1955, can't really remember, we were both high on Valium. This one isn't her, but it is from when her cat fucking bit the shit out of me when I yelled at her and she started crying in the 90s.

I'm sure there's more, honestly. She's got really good aim.

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I don’t think I could ever see Alfred getting married. Common law marriage is perfect for him. Schrödinger’s marriage. Can make wife/ex-wife jokes without worrying about technicalities.

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It's 7:30 pm, Christmas Eve. Do you know where your Santa is?

I'm in your walls

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Do they call you "Hot Stuff?" Because your ass is cooked.

Sounds like something my wife would say to me after I forgot to get almond milk at the grocery store.

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tegaki

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pixiv

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your hero

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me: no more doodling until I get fanbook done me: *doodles most chuuni thing possible* *at 5:30 in the morning*

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

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uehhhehhehehhhehehhe

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made this during another super slow day at work……………….. all day my friend walked by hissing “ARRRRTHUUUUURRRR ARRRTHUUUURRR” V. SUBLIMINAL

process for anyone who’s interested!!

ETA: OOPS I forgot his bottom pockets OH WELL