#bat asks

[feefivefoe]

YESSSS OMG and also embarrassing them online!!!!!! the only way to cope 😜😜

"Oh yeah, Batman and Bruce TOTALLY have an affair and Bruce just sleeps around with women to hide the fact that hes in the closet"

"Yep the oldest one...cant remember his name...dink? Yeah, he has a foot fetish and red-head kink...its weird"

Also, I think that it transitions to embarrassing their alter egos online too aka. Batman, Nightwing, etc.

"Batman complained about multiple instances of scurvy...I guess he eats Bruce out so often that he doesnt have time to eat some vitamin C..."

"Red hood is totally an anime fan. He asked me if I wanted to cosplay someone from naruto with him...I said no, obviously. I later found out he and Robin cosplay together. Cringe alert"

Realistically you're getting your access to the internet and media revoked...but you can probably get a few good ones in before they yank it. Gotta plan the worst things to say that'll circulate for a WHILE before they yoink public access.

Dick is so sad you pretend not to know his name...boy, did you know MINE a year ago??? Also, are you going to acknowledge the weird fetish talk I made up? No? Okay buddy.

Reporters will ask how you have so much contact with vigilantes...well their leader is over to have sex with my dad, so we see each other in the living room, doing the awkward "my dad is having sex with your dad" nod.

[todaysbat]

EEEEEEE! EEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE?

Image description: a gif of a little light brown colored bat in the palm of someone's hand wiggling its ears.

[badaziraphaletakes]

Love your blog guys!! Keep it up ❤️

We love you too!

[relentlesslywhorish]

would love to be sitting on someones lap with their hands on my thighs or hips as they whisper all the nasty things they wanna do to me. they'd have to keep me still so that i dont start grinding down on them. bonus points if its in public and im wearing a cute little skirt <3

[constellarcreator]

I'm sorry for what i'm going to do

Ah. I see.

[slasherbat]

love you bitch

i will never stop loving you

bitch

[bhaalsdeepbat]

[BLAH! happens to be a magic fruit bat that has the ability to cast seemingly-random spells by screeching(I dunno what the audible sound bats make is called, but the sounds we can hear are not echolocation and are used for communicating)and it just so happens to land where the blood ball(named Hemo)landed.

BLAH! sees Astarion and…

…attacks him(by biting and throwing itself at him)…

…and then screeches the vampirism off Astarion, ages him by a time equal to that Astarion spent as a vampire(he’s an elf so he’s still alive and not changed much).

He also gets two more sweet-ass arms that he can’t quite control since BLAH! didn’t also properly magic the part in Astarion’s brain to control them.

Astarion: Damn…

Astarion: Where am I going to find clothes that fit now?

Hemo: Is THIS what you’re focusing on, good sir?

TBC]

he's going to have to go through and do that thing where lesbians cut off all the arms of their shirts, but instead he's cutting open slits for his new extra arms.

also losing my mind at Hemo the globe

[multi-fandom-of-madness]

nosy anon here!

15, 13, 33

15: Favorite movie

Definitely Labyrinth (1986)

13: Biggest turn ons

When you’re laying on them and they’re looking down at you 😫 also waist grabbing

33: What words make me feel the best about myself:

“I’m proud of you”

[gaz-arts]

How would each of your OCs react to someone random (let's say me) teasing them for gaining immense amounts of weight?

Honestly so many of them react the same way as they get, very defensive about it and direct the attention either elsewhere or refuke the claim in varying levels of intensity...

And then there is Annie who will not only own the weight she puts on but own you for trying to tease her about it, usually to a very destructive degree and almost always with her newfound pudge

art done by @/aspiffygoat

[flittermousing]

i just thought you would appreciate knowing that as a kid i went as stellaluna for halloween, homemade costume and all, because i was obsessed with her and bats in general

🥺😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THAT,,,, something I find wildly disappointing is the lack of good bat characters in media. It's rare that we get them at all, and when we do, some of the designs are just... Kinda lackluster imo. Stellaluna is such an iconic blessing and I'm glad we have her in our lives.

[batcryptic]

Do you do the art

I do, sometimes

[feefivefoe]

I’m back again with the chronically online reader.

the Batfam tríes to connect with them by using brainrot language

“Oh yeah. That is… uh… so sigma right?”

reader: 😕

“Uh… Slay!”

reader 😀🔫

Reader: I will put a gun to my head right now if you say that to me again-

Bruce: We don't allow you access to weapons, that's a bluff.

Reader: No, but I do have access to this giant ass staircase. YEET-

Someone catches you, maybe from below, maybe Bruce grabs your ankle and just heaves you back up, but man was it worth it.

[todaysbat]

bats r my special interest so i frequently get tagged in ur posts! ty for sharing <3

you're welcome <3

[dieubius]

uhhh. bruce wayne modelling gig. have a good day 🥰

[relentlesslywhorish]

who would like to send me attractive pictures of their bulge so i can drool over them? even better if you're grabbing your dick through the fabric <3

[constellarcreator]

the constellar collective really rolls off the tongue, its a great name!

WAHOO!!! Thank u stranger :]