#bat asks

[feefivefoe]

Ok, hear me out!

Damian, entering the library and seeing reader painting: Ah, I didn’t know you painted, brother! I have a love for art, too! What’re you painting?

Reader, not looking away from their canvas: Oh, just a fantasy I’ve been having since you guys kidnapped me.

The painting is Reader holding a bloody axe, going Shining-style on Bruce while surrounded by the corpses of the family.

Damian, not sure if he should be concerned that his brother harbors such violent thoughts or flattered that Reader painted a portrait of him and the family together.

How would the family react to this and what would happen as a result?

Well, if I remember correctly, there are a lot of canons where Jason did actually try to kill Damian. None of this family knows how to express their emotions properly.

Damian probably takes it as a good sign. You're including your family in your art! Art is something so close and personal to the person who creates it, so if you painted them, you must harbor a similar amount of passion for having them in your life!

Bruce, in my opinion, is self aware enough to know clinically that it isn't healthy, but it doesn't concern him too much? He's confident that you wouldn't actually be able to hurt any of them, and any weapons in the house are far out of your reach in case you decide your own skin would be an easier target. There's technically knives in the kitchen, but best of luck sneaking past Alfred to get them-

In the back of his mind, Dick knows it's not the best, but actively chooses to ignore it. Aw! You're painting your brothers! They should hang this in the main hall so everyone can see how much you love them- okay, Bruce said no, but he would love to have it outside his room!!! That way you can see it every time he has (makes) you spend time with him!

Tim sat there while you painted it, actively giving notes on how corpses sit. You kicked him out after half an hour of "well typically Dick slumps like this when unconscious, so after rigor m-" stfu Tim and be disturbed like a normal person.

Jason is the only other one not okay with it. He's kinda hurt bc you two used to be close. Listen, he KNOWS the situation isn't great, but it's fucking better than you being out and about in this shithole city, okay? ...So can you just paint over him and leave the others in-

[badaziraphaletakes]

Love your blog guys!! Keep it up ❤️

We love you too!

[relentlesslywhorish]

would love to be sitting on someones lap with their hands on my thighs or hips as they whisper all the nasty things they wanna do to me. they'd have to keep me still so that i dont start grinding down on them. bonus points if its in public and im wearing a cute little skirt <3

[constellarcreator]

I'm sorry for what i'm going to do

Ah. I see.

[slasherbat]

love you bitch

i will never stop loving you

bitch

[bhaalsdeepbat]

[BLAH! happens to be a magic fruit bat that has the ability to cast seemingly-random spells by screeching(I dunno what the audible sound bats make is called, but the sounds we can hear are not echolocation and are used for communicating)and it just so happens to land where the blood ball(named Hemo)landed.

BLAH! sees Astarion and…

…attacks him(by biting and throwing itself at him)…

…and then screeches the vampirism off Astarion, ages him by a time equal to that Astarion spent as a vampire(he’s an elf so he’s still alive and not changed much).

He also gets two more sweet-ass arms that he can’t quite control since BLAH! didn’t also properly magic the part in Astarion’s brain to control them.

Astarion: Damn…

Astarion: Where am I going to find clothes that fit now?

Hemo: Is THIS what you’re focusing on, good sir?

TBC]

he's going to have to go through and do that thing where lesbians cut off all the arms of their shirts, but instead he's cutting open slits for his new extra arms.

also losing my mind at Hemo the globe

[multi-fandom-of-madness]

nosy anon here!

15, 13, 33

15: Favorite movie

Definitely Labyrinth (1986)

13: Biggest turn ons

When you’re laying on them and they’re looking down at you 😫 also waist grabbing

33: What words make me feel the best about myself:

“I’m proud of you”

[todaysbat]

bats r my special interest so i frequently get tagged in ur posts! ty for sharing <3

you're welcome <3

[gaz-arts]

How would each of your OCs react to someone random (let's say me) teasing them for gaining immense amounts of weight?

Honestly so many of them react the same way as they get, very defensive about it and direct the attention either elsewhere or refuke the claim in varying levels of intensity...

And then there is Annie who will not only own the weight she puts on but own you for trying to tease her about it, usually to a very destructive degree and almost always with her newfound pudge

art done by @/aspiffygoat

[flittermousing]

i just thought you would appreciate knowing that as a kid i went as stellaluna for halloween, homemade costume and all, because i was obsessed with her and bats in general

🥺😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THAT,,,, something I find wildly disappointing is the lack of good bat characters in media. It's rare that we get them at all, and when we do, some of the designs are just... Kinda lackluster imo. Stellaluna is such an iconic blessing and I'm glad we have her in our lives.

[batcryptic]

Do you do the art

I do, sometimes

[feefivefoe]

Please can we hear your thoughts on what Bruce does/thinks when being confronted with his neglect by Jason (and maybe the other boys too)??

Thank you, and have a nice day!

Bruce is the one I have the hardest time characterizing tbh.

I think his first reaction would be denial? He hasn't been the best father, but even he wouldn't go as far as to forget his own chi...

Oh my god he doesn't know how old you are. You were...you were older than Tim but younger than Dick, he thinks.

Wait.

When was your birthday?

Did he ever give you a birthday party?

What wing of the manor did you sleep in?

Where were you right now?

Unlike Tim who starts the unofficial search, Bruce heads right to the batcave to find your official records. Social security number. If you worked anywhere or has anyplace legal to stay, you'd have to input that. He's ashamed he has to go through a government database to find it, rather than simply knowing it.

And just like Tim, he finds nothing. Which scares him beyond belief. Had he lost you already? Did he actually forget about one of his children and then unknowingly replace them? Was he actually guilty of what Jason had accused him of years ago, albeit to a different child?

In reality, you're living solely through cash. Plenty of individuals are eager to avoid paying all their taxes, and are thrilled to accept cash only payments on your rent, or paycheck. Legally, you haven't done anything since graduating high school.

Not necessarily hiding from them, per say, as you don't think they'd go looking, but just because you don't want to be known as a Wayne.

And god, there is so much guilt, fear, and anguish rolling around inside that man. He needs to find out where you are, and if you're okay, and if anybody had done anything to you.

He swears if they have, he'll rip the motherfucker to pieces-

No. That isn't going to help. So instead he checks every reported death within not only Gotham, but any city within a 50 mile radius. For the last 10 years.

As well hidden as you are, nobody can hide from Batman while he's concentrating every effort to find you.

He's hesitant to bring you home at first. How can he call himself your father after forgetting you for your whole time living with him? But his regard for your safety eventually wins out. Until then, you just get a concerning amount of money just...stashed in your apartment??? What the fuck??????

Dick also feels a lot of guilt, but he somewhat subconsciously channels that into abundant overeagerness. Instead of focusing on how many important moments he missed...that he can never get back with his first baby sibling...

...ah, he should focus on all the memories you can make going forward! He has to take you to all his favorite spots, and you take him to yours!

What interests do you have? Are you a go to the aquarium person? Family movie night? Spa night? Just having fun with everyone at dinner? He has to do these things with you! And then you'll be his family again, and he'll love you, and you'll love him-

In spirit, he shows up outside your door like Damian. But he is self aware enough to know that'd freak you out, so instead he 'coincidentally' shows up at your work...in the bad side of town...and his attitude definitely gives away it was planned.

He messes up your "I'm a nobody like all of you" persona you'd spent years cultivating, and by the time he leaves, all your coworkers and customers know that you're Dick Grayson's sibling...which means Bruce Wayne's child, but he likes saying you're related to him more.

Tim doesn't give a fuck at first, like I established. It really is a game to see if he can find you before anybody else does. When he loses that to Bruce (damn it-), he decides he'll just know you BETTER than the others to win.

So he starts literally stalking you and making a psyche profile, like you're a case rather than his sibling. Any interest you've ever listed in your social media is cross checked with any belongings of yours. Merch or posters? Songs you listen to? Any of that content, he consumes as well. He's going to need conversation topics with you.

I'm not entirely sure if he actually loves you as family, or if you're just a hyperfixation that's consistently buzzing at his brain. It's like he wants to dissect, then digest you. Pick you apart piece by piece so he sees every last skin cell, then make that information a part of him

Though, he'd claim it's the former. To him, there's no discernable difference.

He's the one who meets you at your hobbies. Claims an online friend brought it up, but hey, it's crazy to see you again!

Even though it's your first conversation...maybe ever?

He's chatting to you like you haven't been estranged your whole life.

And the look in the eye is...a little unnerving.

[dieubius]

uhhh. bruce wayne modelling gig. have a good day 🥰

[relentlesslywhorish]

who would like to send me attractive pictures of their bulge so i can drool over them? even better if you're grabbing your dick through the fabric <3

[constellarcreator]

the constellar collective really rolls off the tongue, its a great name!

WAHOO!!! Thank u stranger :]

[slasherbat]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA trick or treat :D

TREAT!!! YOU GET THIS HIGHLAND COW!!!