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ma-du · 1 year ago

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#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #*clears throat*#*slams pots*#HE IS DOING IT AGAIN #with a fucking micro tree this time #someone stop him #supercompetent bastard (affectionate)

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scribz-ag24 · 14 days ago

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last ship requests

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leopardmuffinxo · 1 year ago

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You know that you're a terrible person, right?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #astarion #astarion ancunin #bastard (affectionate)#my bg3 edits #leopardmuffinxo.edit #userarklay #usermorvaris #userwolfkissed #userrivensbane #userlumad #userterendelev #necroticpetals #miyku #baldurians #katsigian

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crowberri · 11 months ago

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[In Stars and Time] some siffrins some loops…

#the outfit sifs wearing… id like to think isa made them that after post game #like i dont think sif cares enough about himself to like go out of their way to find smth fancy to wear #they wore the same cloak for a decade+#also hear me out. satyr loop. little hoppidy bastard (affectionate #with a tail and all to be extra annoying to sif <3 #isat #in stats and time #siffrin #isat loop #art #crowberri.png

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podcast-hemocytoblast · 1 year ago

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When you think about it, it was pretty on brand for Elias to start the apocalypse by giving Jon Evil Paperwork.

#the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #i’m sure someone else has probably said this already #he’s such an insufferable little bureaucrat. i want him dead (affectionate)#stupid bastard of a man. melanie wanting to stab him was actually unrelated to the bullet i think. eLIEas just has that effect on people #he has such stabbable vibes

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maigetheplatypus57 · 11 months ago

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watching scar and joel's episodes first and hearing impulse shouting that grian knew there was a cave system when he suggested the vertical mining thing and I was thinking "lol I'm sure grian figured that there was a cave system below but i don't think he knew for sure" and then i watch grian's episode where he stumbles upon the cavern and starts cheerfully explaining how he hopes the vertical mining will end up killing someone for demise and i just. i should not be surprised like yeah ok typical grian behavior.

#hermitcraft #grian #maige's posts #no its so funny bc i was thinking back to like. limL joel and jimmy mining straight down for shits and giggles and THEN dying bc theyre #idiots. and then theres grian who was 100% AWARE of the cave and actively WANTED someone to die by it #like ok you chaotic shit this is why your sweater is red youre always on your red life you bastard (affectionate)#mcyt

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bookshelfdreams · 1 year ago

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ppl acting like izzy didn't get to experience true happiness when he got to look the british empire in the face and call it a rancid, syphilitic cunt, what more could you possibly want

#one of the top moments of the whole season you go you horrible rat bastard (affectionate)#this is an izzy hands appreciation post. credit where credit is due.#our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #count your blessings people

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sowearecleariamhere · 12 days ago

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Penelope could easily be painted as the damsel yearning for her lover, the woman without much agency waiting for her husband to come home (which of course we all know she isn't, she is a literal and metaphorical queen), and in a lesser story*) she might have been cast into that stereotype. I think that is why I love her almost yelling "You're mine" at Odysseus in WYFILWMA.

It is so possessive and decisive, ruling out any "buts". It perfectly underlines her steadfastness, her loyalty, her agency. She claims Odysseus as hers without question once she knows it is really him, that he is finally back home. She is seemingly offended that Odysseus even suggests that she might not accept him after how much he has changed. (She will make her own mind up about that, thank you very much, and said mind has been made up for 20 years btw)

It is not only that Odysseus has come home and now she chooses him. No, she has been choosing him over and over and over for the past 20 years with every action she took. It is not him coming back that now puts her in the position to choose him - it only reveals that choice, that there never was another choice other than Odysseus. Which leads me to my honorable mention:

Ody: "[...] You’ve been waiting for love."

Pen: "I've been waiting for you."

Penelope definitely had a surplus of suitors (108) and even if their motives might have been questionable, she could have easily found a new husband if that was what she wanted, maybe even one that genuinely loved her. But Penelope's love is Odysseus. Love for her is synonymous with him. No one else is even worth considering, she would rather be alone or even die before she gives any other man the time of day.

tldr; I love love LOVE the wording in WYFILWMA, how it shows how Penelope is just not taking this shit from her husband. She knows what she wants and that is Odysseus, even if it is not the original model but the slightly banged up version, the heavily traumatized, now with grey hairs probably, war criminal, ruthless god torturer version of her husband.

Because he is still her husband, goddamn it.

This might very well not make much sense bc I am insane over them currently

*) "lesser story" is not referring to the odyssey or saying epic is better than the odyssey, I mean to compare them both to any completely different work (or franchise if you will) that does not give characters agency where they should have it

#pen is like “you are mine whether you like it or not”#“nothing you can fuckin do about it you are mine you bastard”#also. i imagine the question of “what kind of things did you do” is more akin to a #*sighs* “go on tell me what you did” *knows it will not have any bearings on her accepting him fully*#maybe even a cheeky eyeroll #“you are so incredibly wrong if you think I would wait for you all these years”#“and not fully embrace you as you are now - now that I have you back at last”#also i would not rule it out that pen kinda loves how he fought tooth and nail to get back home to them #not what it cost him (them) but his iron will to be with his wife and son again #even if that means he has to brutalitze a god over it and sacrifice all his crew/friends/comrades #“the man that he is” *lip bite* - pen probably #epic the musical #the ithaca saga #epic the ithaca saga #epic odysseus #odysseus #penelope #epic penelope #odypen #your honor I love them #they are so so perfect for each other #they so deserve each other (affectionate)

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setevulpo · 4 months ago

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lovingly pointing out that the cat king did to edwin what edwin did to his cat

step by step, even. offered him something he wanted (even if only deep down), put a binding spell on him, then asked for something he wanted in exchange for freedom

obviously they wanted different things, but it's funny that the cat king just decided "let's copy paste the crime as the punishment"

#dead boy detectives #cat king #edwin payne #the cat king #every day i lose my mind about equal retribution and the cat king saying he's fair #cause yeah! he is fair! he's also a trickster so you have to guess what counts as fair to him #also like that's an entire cat he just looks like a person and acts like a bastard (affectionate) sometimes #i love him he's so fascinating

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deadbaguette · 2 months ago

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Ajax the greater not being able to defeat Odysseus at wrestling will never not be funny to me

Like wdym that short ass guy stood his ground against TELAMONIAN AJAX at WRESTLING

#that guy has a shield so big only he’s able to wield it #he is an absolute UNIT #and yet this short bastard (affectionate) refused to lose and I respect it #the iliad #odysseus #ajax the greater #deadbaguettesrambles

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doorstovenus · 11 months ago

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