#baseless headcanons

[deliciouskeys]

Billy Butcher for 1, 3, and 26 with Homelander <3

Character ask meme

1. Canon I outright reject: until the show goes the way of the comic, I’m rejecting the ‘Billy Butcher is a complete piece of shit who would kill all his friends for some ideology’ characterization. And I’d probably still reject it even if Kripke gives us that for shock value.

3. Obscure headcanon: probably not obscure, but he sorely sorely needs someone younger/purer/more naive to rewrite the history with the younger brother whom he failed to protect. Not obscure because that’s explicitly Hughie in the show, but obscure that he might extend that to others. I hate that the show hasn’t fucking extended it to Ryan at least so far, so there’s my obscure hc, oh whoops is this another canon rejection? And yes all my longform butchlander content is effectively ways of activating that dormant part of his brain for his most hated person.

26. What would he do if stuck in an elevator with HL? He tends to be really quiet and listen while HL goes off on some subject or tries to coax him into a dialogue, largely unsuccessfully, so probably that (assuming he’s not on Temp V). I’m sure he’d wonder why HL doesn’t just break out of the elevator and then realize in dismay that HL likes having him as captive audience.

What I’m wondering is why he was taking an elevator with HL in the first place. Is HL showing him his Vought tower apartment and they’re on friendly intimate terms? In that case, I heavily suspect Billy may have sabotaged the elevator himself to avoid going into that apartment, and is just waiting for HL to stop talking and start doing something more NSFW inside the elevator.

[tes-trash-blog]

For those wondering, Azura only took Falmer children. Naturally, the parents didn't realize this until after the deal was made and their kids were taken away to a garden menagerie.

[merry-fagoland]

yeah

[winkle-pickers]

Dear Yugi, don't come to your own birthday party. we've baked an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up

[lawlietscaramels]

reading my friends posts and remembering everything I love about how flawed and complex Misa is and has the potential to be if Ohba wasn't a COWARD/hj

like... she searches for basically a replacement for the authority figures in her life after losing hers..

she “loves” Light because he's Kira and the reason for that “love” is because he enacted that revenge that she couldn't. she admires Kira and is grateful to him and because of that she wants to serve him and make him happy like he made her- but she doesn't necessarily love him.

I think people forget that she was orphaned at an age that is 1) quite old enough to understand what's happening 2) not old enough to live without any guidance 3) not old enough to understand the world (the brain doesn't develop until 25 iirc) and a few more things I forgot HAHAJAJHAJAHA. But Misa's at such a fragile stage in her life when she's preparing to cross that threshold from child to adulthood, and she doesn't have the support she needs to do it. Even attaching herself to Light/Kira, who she subconsciously understands as a suitable protector, doesn't provide her that assistance she - everyone - needs at such a pivotal point in their life.

also, another person could easily take Light's place as a - I'm going to say parental but in the sense she needs comfort, protection, guidance - figure. Light doesn't show Misa very much affection at all, so if someone were to provide her with that love, she'd probably attach herself to them too - though I suppose I think Misa is very loyal, so I don't think she'd abandon Light completely, as we see pre timeskip (spent enough time together to form a genuine bond) but after memory loss (doesn't remember he's Kira).

I'm realising I didn't really make all my points for the opening statement. but oh well. Misa's character has so much potential to be interesting and have that internal conflict and it's mostly wasted :(

[sonknuxadow]

sorry i dont really like the shadow is silvers dad theory/headcanon/whatever and part of the reason for it is that people keep presenting it as an actual thing that could be possible even though it makes no sense and all "evidence" people use to back it up is easily disputed

[urfavslav]

shinso collects hot wheels. has a collection of motorcycle 'toys', he displays them, thank you very much. lego cars? yep, just got the koenigsegg. hyperfixation :3

also. would drive a motorcycle as a underground hero. like elastgirl lmao. except it's all black with certain parts chrome purple wrap.

[bludpudding]

in my heart this is his way of saying he can’t read

[dongslinger--420]

Stupid baseless headcanon #4: Early in her career, Sarah Lynn writes a song to prove that she's not Sabrina anymore.

It's called "three little whorephans".

[devondespresso]

love the captivating and beautiful Steve-with-Hellfire to Steve/Jeff pipeline

[tes-trash-blog]

Baseless Headcanon: The Gryphon Luminary is Falmeri in origin.

[sir-arlieosaurus-lung-struggler]

I'm SO JEALOUS of all the ppl w/ the book of bill rn ;> I JUST spent all my money before release at a street fair ;[

I can't wait till my b-day/ christmassssss (I'm being dramatic BUT STILL)

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

Derek Nurse has a natural, stunning talent for accents and impressions.

[dandelion-wings]

just as the problem with Jean/Lisa only-one-bed is that Jean chivalrously sleeps on the floor, the problem with the trope and Lisa/Jean/Kaeya is that both Jean and Kaeya would try to do it. I solved this for Jean/Lisa by making it also huddling for warmth, but you know in that case Kaeya would insist the girls share the bed and refuse to join them on the logical argument that he'd just make them colder, though actually it's because he believes he doesn't deserve nice things and they'll be happier without him. But I'm lying here on a muggy-as-hell night thinking:

Wangshu Inn, the middle of summer. Humidity off the swamp is brutal. The Tianqian's office mistakenly booked only one room, with one huge bed, and Jean and Kaeya insist Lisa take it... except that as they're starting to settle down, she bemoans how hot it is. Both of them of course attempt to provide relief with their Visions, but she insists it's not enough. Kaeya will simply have to share the bed with her. And of course, they can't leave Jean out. He has no choice. The girls need air-conditioning and he will just have to cuddle with them to provide it. :> Regardless of what emotional or sexual revelations this brings.

(When Jean arrives at her formal meeting with the Tianqian the next day, Ningguang smiles pleasantly and inquires about whether the lodgings she booked for them were satisfactory...? and Jean goes bright red.)

[cleverclove]

Do you ever think about Laertes desperately wanting children of his own and never ending up getting them? :(

[bereft-of-frogs]

The Locked Tomb is such a normal series, two of my favorite characters haven’t actually appeared yet and I don’t find anything strange about that