#based on a convo i had with my friend

[hobie-doh]

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus: Valid, have a nice day. Alec: Thanks, have a nice gay. Magnus: Invalid, have a horrible gay. [places himself in Alec’s arms]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

mold

[felix-krain]

Cold nights in the sewers...

tag this as ship and I WILL be coming for your kneecaps

[spkyart]

I am so normal about them

[minhosimthings]

Heeseung: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?

Jungwon: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.

Niki: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt

[stardewvalleyincorrect]

Shane: Yoba, my back is fucking killing me

Farmer: Old.

Emily: Old.

Sam: Old.

Abi: Old.

Seb: Old.

Shane: ... I'm 28-

[kokomalls]

how to kiss Lena (step-by-step guide)

[mothgirlsummer]

local streamer uses drumstick as a toothpick

[manawari]

Headcanon: Min Byung-gyu makes sure to bring his I.D every time he's going into the bar. The last time he didn't have it, the guard forbid him from entering because "teenagers" were not allowed and even accused Byung-gyu of trying to manipulate that he's an adult.

[loki-draws-fanart]

Eat or Die I guess

[endlessraine]

Swiss: “Dew’s the kinda guys to see a baby and say “hey is anyone gonna eat that?” And then not wait for an anwser”

Dew: “Dude Ew I wouldn’t eat a baby, imagine how crunchy that would be?”

Swiss: “hold on your only problem is the fact it would be crunchy?”

Dew (ignoring the question): I’d eat a placenta *maybe*, hesitantly because it looks mushy”

Swiss: ????

Rain popping his head into the room: “I heard eating placentas has many health benefits”

[cuckooclocktopus]

[squid-propaganda]

these were a part of a bigger piece but i didn't like how it turned out so. take these spaceboys

[kismetmoon]

i keep thinking about this and it reminds me of them

[ID: a screenshot of the “Taking your mother to Chili’s tonight” meme, but two original Flatland characters named Atlas and Stella have been added to the margins.

Stella is a creature with dark grey skin, an eye for a head, long eyelashes and a sharp point on top of her head. She is situated beside the blue text that reads “Can i borrow this shirt Dad?”, and above an image of a Hawaiian shirt.

Atlas is a grey isosceles triangle with one eye. He is situated beside the grey text that reads “Do not fucking touch. Taking your father to Chili’s tonight’, with the word ‘not’ being in all capitals and the word ‘father’ being edited in.

End ID].

[cerealmonster15]

i finally made a folder of my google docs re: twst fics/plannings and looking at the names are so fun bc a lot of them i didnt use the final fic name [if it got published] so sometimes it's just a placeholder [especially if it's just notes/ideas and not a fic] and some dont have a title at all and just auto used the first few words of the doc so i have like

i think only like 5ish of these have their ao3 titles on them / on two separate occasions i named an apple juice fic prompt doc the same thing except for literally just one has an extra ! and they were like 2 months apart......... i even checked bc i thought for some reason the doc duplicated themselves but no, those are just two completely different fics, they just both happened to be Apple Juice Kiss Prompts jvdjfdsljg i didnt do that w/any of the other kiss prompt docs but. whatever i guess!!

it's a fun guessing game on looking at the titles and trying to remember which ones they are. they date back to like 2021 when i moved from word docs to google so i could more easily share them with my friend since i wasnt really publishing anything at first lol.