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[jolee]

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[ainudesapp]

What Is Undress Ai?

Would you want to see naked pictures of someone? Imagine a tool which can take off the clothes from any picture in just a few clicks.

Sounds too good to be true, right? Wrong!

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But what exactly is this app and how does it work? Keep reading for more information!

How Undress AI Works?

Image Analysis

The first thing it does is look at the image. Undress AI uses sophisticated algorithms to study the picture in depth, finding textures, shapes and patterns. This initial step is crucial because it helps set up for everything else.

Clothing Recognition

After the analysis is complete, the program identifies clothing. This goes beyond just knowing that there is a shirt or pair of pants; rather, it involves understanding how these items fit together where they begin and end on the body and what happens between them. The software does this by using machine learning models trained on millions of images which can accurately identify edges as well as folds in fabric.

Image Rebuilding

Finally, the picture is rebuilt after removing the identified clothes and simulating what might lie beneath them. This stage requires both artificial intelligence and imagination as the program must create body parts that match the rest of the scene. The end result is a new image showing the person naked.

Functions and Target Audience

Primary Functions of Undress AI

There are various reasons why this tool can be the real deal:

Who is the Target Audience?

The target audience for this tool is adults who wish to make AI-generated nude photos or use deepnude services. It could also benefit artists, designers, and photographers.

You must be at least 18 years old before trying out Undress AI. Keep in mind that these naked chick images displayed on the website are not real; they were produced through machine learning models (AI). Whether or not you get turned on by the generated nudie pic should be your business only.

Ethical Implications

Privacy Concerns

What if someone’s photo is used for this without permission? It’s a real worry and underlines the importance of strong rules and safety measures. Therefore, use this tool wisely and use it without violating any rules.

Importance of Consent

Always ensure that you have explicit permission from the person in the picture when using Undress AI respectfully. This is important as it shows that you value their personal space and also prevents any form of misuse.

Potential Risks and Misuse

If not properly checked, this software could be utilized in ways that are harmful like for instance; bullying or even sexual abuse. The only way such dangers can be dealt with effectively is through adoption of stringent moral codes backed up by technical constraints.

Benefits of Undress AI

Imagine converting simple photos to stunning nudes. It only takes a few clicks and you can make the breasts and ass bigger, adjust the curves until you have the perfect AI girlfriend.

Our advanced technology blurs the line between reality and fantasy. All you need to do is upload a picture; our smart software will take it from there. It’ll strip off everything but the skin – leaving behind an alluring naked body shaped exactly how you want it to be. Here, dreams become real and limits aren’t clear-cut.

For your virtual adventures of the naked variety, Undress AI provides a private space. Every nude made is yours alone and it’s a secret masterpiece which nobody else must see apart from yourself!

Immerse into exquisitely made up artificial beauties whilst keeping things hush-hush all around you because this place is big on discretion coupled with anonymity. So let go completely without any restrictions or fear of being judged – give free rein to your wildest imaginations!

Market Comparisons and Differentiation

AI-Nudes.app is an exceptional image manipulation tool in a very competitive market. While there are other options like BasedLabs, undress.app and so on which have similar features, these are not as true to life as AI-Nudes.app because it uses more advanced technology for analyzing images and making them look real again after they’ve been changed.

Why You Should Consider AI-Nudes.app

One viable alternative to the rest of the options would be AI-Nudes.app which stands out because of certain aspects it has:

This is a good application for grown-ups. You can get a realistic high-quality image manipulation done without any limitations on what you want to be done.

Uses for Commercial Purposes

While some users have found profitable opportunities by creating and selling explicit images of celebrities, this practice is not without significant risks. Individuals are generating nude images of celebrities and selling them for profit, but celebrities like Taylor Swift are actively suing those who engage in these activities. This can lead to serious legal and ethical consequences. The use of AI-generated nudes in such a manner can result in lawsuits, penalties, and severe reputational damage, underscoring the importance of ethical considerations and compliance with legal standards.

[captainmalewriter]

Not So Bad

Look, I already know what you're about to say. I'm sure everyone's thinking to themselves, "why on earth would Mike switch bodies with his brother Leo!? Is it for revenge? Is it some type of weird kink? Is some Freaky Friday shit happening?"

Well, to be perfectly honest with all of you, it's none of the above. The fact of the matter is that I needed to pretend to be Leo for a bit so I called in a favor from him. In exchange for the two times I bailed him out of jail in the past, he agreed to recite the magic spell with me and to switch bodies for the weekend. Now I've been pretending to be Leo for... like, I don't know, maybe the past week or so?

I know it sounds really bad and selfish, and okay maybe it is just a little bit- but hear me out for a second, I promise it's not as sketchy as it seems!

You see, I haven't had much luck in the dating scene lately. I don't know what it is but I can never seem to make it to second base with the ladies nowadays. I've been off my game for the past year now and it fucking sucks.

Then one night, out of boredom, I decided to screenshot some of my bro's pics and make a fake dating profile catfishing as him. Leo's always been big on looking good and I had a feeling I could score if I just borrowed his looks for a bit. I swear to God it was like a miracle. Suddenly, I'm talking with like a dozen chicks when just the day before I'd be lucky if I got a girl to say hey back!

Now, mind you I never pretended to be someone I'm not. Sure, the pics might of been Leo's, but the personality behind the texts? That was 100% all me! The ladies were definitely digging the Leo I had presented them. And surely enough, I hit a homeroom when Stephanie wanted to go out on a date with me.

You can probably piece together where I'm going with this. I couldn't go on a date with Steph because she would be expecting to see Leo, so to fix that I called in a favor and swapped bodies with my brother, and so on and so forth. Well, what can I say, it worked! I'm really starting to catch feelings for Stephanie and I think she likes me too! I honestly think we have a future together.

But I know Leo's expecting us to switch back any day now. I keep begging him for just one more day, but I think I'm starting to push my luck. Leo's been really irritable lately. But Stephanie! I can't just give up true love, right!? I mean after all, she loves Leo's body with my personality in it, and I can give her just that! And not gonna lie, I love being Leo too! Maybe I should just run away with her...

Okay, listen, I know that sounds really bad, but just hear me out for a second, I promise it's not as bad as it seems. You see...

[hirocimacruiser]

Translated review of the K11 Nissan March based Tommykaira M13. Translation after pics.

THE Happy Fun Loving Sports Impression III Tommy Kaira's Transformation of March [The Baby Gang Strikes Back] Until recently, there was a scene where high power was fun and silly. However, when he actually drove the car, how many people were in control of his high power? If you take the fun of running seriously, you'll end up with "Baby Gang", who is small in size but running with his gleaming girlfriend. This time, he revived his genre of "baby gang" after a long time, and he will have Mr. Shinsuke Saito give his impression of Tommykaira m13. March transformed into a baby gang and became an m13. The environment surrounding the car is getting tougher, but it seems that it's not all bad. Up until a year or two ago, he used to think that horsepower was what he was looking for, and that speed was what he was looking for. at most. As if the Eunos Roadster and the Beat were rebelling against it, it's not dark, so it's easy to overlook it, but if you put your hands on it, you'll be able to become a baby in the spring. I had it for running, but it was because of the strength of the open body. That's the styling of its round form, and the fun of driving in a compact car. Instead, it gives off a warm, nostalgic atmosphere. Come to think of it, the word "baby gang" that I heard after a long time is nostalgic, but somehow it resonates with him. When I hear those words, what comes to my mind is Italy like Innocenti and Abarth, but even those Italians have grown up and somehow lost their cuteness. That's why he may be interested in cars because he's old. But it was in Japan. At first glance, her march looks like a woman's chick, and in addition, it also has a type that emphasizes running, which is common to the Eunos Roadster, isn't it? This is the design. Tommykaira was able to see through her. The March's most mediocre expression is the grille with a simple shape and the front area with a large colored bumper that blends neatly into the body. The chrome Bumper that runs across the center of it, while using the rectangular headlamp as it is, insists that there is a difference between things and fun.

It's a little nostalgic, and it's changed to a lively expression. The test drive car is a so-called full-spec m13S, which can be used with any March grade. The engine can be either 1000 or 1300, and it can be MT, AT, or CVT. Stages and stages with different specifications (equipment) and tuning levels are prepared for each, but the test drive car is based on a 1300 3-door 5MT. The power has been increased, the muffler has a large diameter outlet, the suspension is equipped with a reinforced spring, a 4-stage damping force variable shock absorber, and a stabilizer on the front and back. Tires are Dunlop WI1 185 / 55R1 on stages 1 and 2 on 6 JJ aluminum wheels that look like steel at first glance (this is also what gives him a classical atmosphere). The interior equipment is the biggest difference between stage 1 and 2 in terms of appearance, with stage 2 featuring a 3-spoke steering wheel with an eye-catching carbon center pad, a speedometer engraved up to 220km/h, and machined aluminum for the MT specification. shift knob, and even floor mats. Of course, these can be selected individually, and if you choose a stage, you can also attach only what you need. Without these things, the interior would be the same as the March as a basic car. Try racing the engine lightly. At the same time as the tachometer needle heaves up and down, a low exhaust note resounds. It's a nice atmosphere. I was a little disappointed with the normal clutch, which has a light pedaling force, and when I started it, it revved up smoothly to nearly 7000 rpm, just as I had expected. For the most part, Tommykaira's engine has never been a failure, but the way it reaches 7,000 rpm all the way to 3rd gear with a swanky feeling, and the power follows neatly is the motto of practicality. CG13DE I think so. On the other hand, if the torque around 3,000 to 5,000 rpm is getting thinner, that's not the case at all. It was fun to get a taste of the feeling. Occasionally between 5000rpm and 6000rpm, there was a momentary drop in power, but we later found out that this was because the person who had tested this m13 before us had run out of regular gasoline. That means that if it was premium gasoline as specified, power and torque would be a few percentage points higher, and response would be better. If so, that's really enough. In terms of handling, the sharp nose movement makes it feel like a Baby Gang, but there were some things I wanted to order. By lowering the vehicle height by 50mm, the visual sense of uneasiness and coolness are excellent, but the front scrub has changed along with the widened tread, and the steering has a tendency to overshoot (the power steering is surprising. (The light weight also has an effect.) It bothered me that I always had to consciously put it back in. The dampers are variable, so by adjusting the front and rear, it is possible to slightly change the handling characteristics. However, since the change in behavior when the accelerator is turned on and off is not so great, it is not suitable for the old-fashioned baby gangster "tuck-in driving". Moreover, the capacity of the tires is too much for the power, so it might be a good idea to go one size down. The brakes are normal and this absolute braking power is too poor and he easily goes into the fade area. This is March's weak point, so you should at least replace the pad brake oil with a good one. By the way, March expanded the brake rotor diameter in the minor change in January, so it may have been solved based on the model after that. Well, there was an order for the legs, but it's also nice to finish it to your liking. Above all, I think that the skillful modification and the liveliness of the engine live up to the gang name.

The reason why the Mechanism m13 is a baby gang is because it is a car built by Tommykaira in such a place.After all, the first thing that interests us is the power unit. As you can see in Mr. Shin Saito's impression, it seems that the finish is quite good. Let's take a closer look at the mechanism of the CG13DE-equipped m13S, focusing on the power unit. The power unit is a 1300cc CG13DE and a 1000cc CG10DE, each tuned for Stage 1, Stage 2, and 2 types, for a total of 4 types of power variations. The engine body is basically completely normal. The only changes are thinner gaskets for a higher compression ratio and changes to valve timing. Considering that other Tommykaira lineups are doing Tommykaira-style tuning from the inside of the engine, from full balancing to changing the specifications of each part aiming for higher power. It can be said that the m13, which is based on the March, is quite lightly tuned. Considering the vehicle class of March base, he dared to avoid engine tuning, which would cost a lot. Don't end up with a boring engine.

By the way, you can see Tommykaira's high level of technical prowess. So what is it that gives it that good feeling? It seems that The Tuned Computer has a high-power, high-response oriented flavor with a premium gasoline setting. Considering that he changed the power feel of the NA engine March CG13DE type with a small amount of tuning baht, it is easy to imagine that he is Uta, a compilation that has matured considerably. The sports muffler system, on the other hand, could be said to play an important role in supporting the engine, which has become more lively thanks to the computer. In addition, this sports muffler system puts a lot of effort into sound tuning, which is unsuitable for such a compact body. Based on this, the engine equipped with a sports air cleaner has increased its maximum output from the normal PS to 90PS. If you simply compare this, it will be the difference in IPS, but the normal PS is just his catalog data, and the power measurement data of the normal March and m13 under the same conditions. It is said that they were able to confirm the power difference. In this way, the 13 draws out maximum power with a minimum of parts, but what about the legs that receive it? First of all, we have changed three points: the suspension spring, the shock absorber, and the stabilizer. Perhaps this was also for the purpose of reducing costs, and each is tuned using NISMO products. The shock absorbers, which can be adjusted in four steps, front and rear, are set to 2 in the front and 1 in the rear, which is the best setting for the m135. The tires to be combined are 185 / 55R1 Dunlop W1 on 26.0JJ 11 wheels. Even with an engine that has achieved an output increase of about 30PS, it can be said that this setting is sufficient. However, as you can see in the impressions, there are some problems. In addition to the steering overshooting, he has a strangely hard ride, and although it feels good on winding roads, it becomes noticeable on highways with many eyes and in the city. However, if he is a "baby gangster" who enjoys winding roads, the discomfort is acceptable. Lastly, regarding the price, the test car m13S (Stage 2.5F) is 2,137,000 yen. Whether you consider this expensive or cheap is up to you.

[wordsoflittlewisdom]

Watching bop again

I kinda forgot Cass was at the roller derby game. Love how all the characters are connected

Why does Roman’s voice...sound like that

Boss Bitch is weirdly nostalgic now

I like that the whole roller derby team is wearing like. team jackets. and harleys got her whole fringe sleeves thing going on

YES LOVE WHEN SHE THROWS THE NECKLACE AWAY

The chemical plant blowing up as fireworks was a very Harley choice

“So I’ll start where I fucking want” four minutes ago

huntress huntress huntress huntress huntress

I read somewhere that this huntress and Montoya scene was one take and they just changed the lighting to show the change

romans middle name being beauvais is probably the clearest clue they could have given that he was from a rich family

Love that Renee finds the necklace and knows Harley and the joker broke up. I like this idea that superheroes/villains are kinda like celebrities in this world

The egg sandwich scene is great what more can I say

Love that there’re cars and people just living their lives in this city

It’s a crime that we never see Harley wear this glittery fanny pack

The music is really good in this

It’s neat how the line between her narration and her dialogue is blurred, like how she’ll say the first part of something in narration and the second part in dialogue

Huntress’s little flute theme

And Montoya knows Cass; c o n n e c t i o n s

Montoya’s been going after Roman, too

And now we’re flipping back to the bertinelli massacre and diamond

Even if the whole missing diamond plot isn’t that unique, everything’s woven together so neatly

And now Dinah and Renee are on the phone about Cass and the diamond

It’s all connected

Harleys whole “I’m here to report a terrible crime”—she could have just run in there but she wanted to be Dramatic

I do wish the vocals were a little louder here maybe?

Big fan of this fight choreography

Harley pausing on a frame where she’s making a weird face before rewinding to explain about the diamond—it’s so rare to ever get to see women like. making weird faces in movies. All the women in his this are gorgeous but they don’t always have to be; they look beat up after fights and get dirty and make weird faces and it’s great

Dinah singing? Exceptional

“Loans, liquidity, laundering” ah yes the three L’s of illegal business

I unironically listen to Black Canary’s man’s world.

I like that everyone just calls Dinah “Canary”

“I’m all on my lonesome. It’s great” Harleys even an unreliable narrator when she’s just talking

I’ve really never seen a movie that feel like it’s from the female gaze visually as much as this one—all the rings and earrings, the hair, the makeup, it feels like what women might fantasize about dressing like

Dinah yelling “you motherfucker!” While beating some creeps up is quality

What time of day is it? Dinah would probably be leaving early in the morning, but I Refuse to believe that Roman would be awake particularly early any morning

She either canary is leaving her nightclub singing gig in the late morning/early afternoon or roman is still awake from the night before and is going to go to sleep soon

Cass and Dinah in the same building. (Bernie voice): I am once again talking about the connections

I’ve riffed on this before but i refuse to believe that Roman can drive

This Dinah and Renee scene establishes character, backstories, and moves the plot along all at once

Jesus some of ewan mcgregor’s acting in this is painfully bad

I love that Cass has a big bomber jacket and longer, looser shorts

Jurnee’s abs wow

The lights from behind the hands with the eyes behind Harley, who’s surrounded by people and then Roman and Victor emerge from the back, whispering to each other? Beautiful

One of the grievances roman has against Harley is “constantly interrupting him, like I’m doing right now”

Harleys “you’re really not as complicated as you think” bit is almost satirical of this cult we’ve created of “complicated” white male movie villains who have massive fan followings (cough cough joker)

Interesting that Roman holds the knife to Harleys face but hands it off to Victor to do that actual cutting

Someone handed Roman a bowl of popcorn

Harleys pocket tampon

It’s diamonds are a girls best friend yeah babey!

The male backup dancers are wearing muzzles/masks (Roman has one too for a split second) is an interesting flip on the way women are typically the ones being silenced, as well as Harleys desire to silence the men around her and be the one telling and controlling her own narrative

“Hey! you’re that singer no one listens to!” “Hey! You’re the asshole no one likes!”

Harley with her glitter gun

Harleys reaction when the sprinklers go off is perfect—Margot makes her feel like a living cartoon

This cell block fight scene is a showstopper

I like that cass doesn’t immediately want to stay with Harley. It gives her some agency in a story where she’s mostly just following the curveballs life throws her

Harleys little stare straight into the camera when cass admits to eating the diamond

Harley at the grocery store really emphasizes that she’s a total weirdo

I think I heard somewhere that the pic of child Harley with the nuns is a pic of young Margot??? Not totally sure though

Cass not knowing who the joker is goes with the whole supers are like celebrities thing—cass probably follows a whole different group of them (like how most kids follow different celebrities than their parents)

Huntress huntress huntresssss

“Give me number 32. Mild”

This kid in helenas flashback doesn’t really look like she’s grow up to look like Mary Elizabeth Winstead

This filming in this flashback has so much style

Helena practicing in the bathroom mirror with her drawing and her multiple bottles of travel mouthwash

We’re in the scene where Roman makes the girl dance on the table and oh god it’s so uncomfortable

No no no no no not this hate this

Alright that nightmare’s done

“and that’s why you should never pay federal income taxes”

Harley offering to bring cass to Roman after hearing doc say “business is business is interesting

OH ITS HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT TIME

Dinahs car is yellow because it’s...canary yellow

Roman putting on the mask is cool and all but he’s just gonna have to take it back off to get changed

This Harley vs Renee fight is fun because they keep mirroring each other—they’re fighting each other, but they’re really on the same side

The way the women all kind of circle each other at first and don’t immediately get along

Cass popping up with the gun also gives her some agency—she’s at the end of her rope with the diamond and being betrayed by Harley

“I am nOT THE CROSSBOW KILLER”

The way Huntress sounds so uncertain when she says “...and now I’m done” Mary’s acting really popped off

Roman’s a bitch but I like his outfits

Helenas little smile when Harley says “you just killed his BFF”

I love how excited Harley is when they all agree to work together

Roman’s giving his little speech in the back of a pickup truck?

When all the guys turned around with masks on I got chills

“I love this chick she’s got rage issues.” “I DONT HAVE RAGE ISSUES”

Huntress stabbing the guy while going down the slide is peak cinema

This set lights up as the scene progresses and reveals more

I love love love that Helena is genuinely caring towards Cass and recognizing that children shouldn’t have to go through trauma like her

“When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change?”

THE HAIR TIE YEAH

Forgot to mention this but it’s a stroke of genius for this place to be called the booby trap

Love me some canary cry

“Told ya she had a killer voice”

Harleys chase was a real group hurrah—the canary cry cleared the way and pushed her forward, Huntress towed her, Renee gave her the gun with one bullet

Cass and Roman are just sitting in the back seat. That must have been an awkward car ride

Cass pulling the gun away from Roman when he tries to shoot up at Harley when Harleys on top of the car is elite

Damn this is one foggy pier

When Harley starts with “your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you” you expect her to say that it’s wrong or something but she says “I’m the one they should be scared of” this movie messed with tropes so much

That also includes the whole “one bullet” thing—Harley misses with her one bullet, and you don’t really know what’s gonna happen next

“I took your ring”

You can pinpoint exactly when Harley and Roman realize what Cass did

I’d put the entire taco scene here if I could

Renee moving the drink away from cass shows her caring side—she doesn’t want a kid to get into alcohol and make the mistakes she did

“Does she always talk like the cop in a bad eighties movie?”

Harley and Cass stealing the car is a fun way to show that she may be on the side of the good guys sometimes, but that doesn’t necessarily make her one

“Woman” by Kesha

Wow the outfits in this scene are iconic

I mean they are in the whole movie but I especially like these

Cass riding around with Harley and a hyena, wearing cute outfits and learning the ways of chaos

Harley got her sandwich!

The credit art for this movie is cool

Especially how they represent each character

In conclusion this is still my favorite movie

I know I’ve been kinda absent recently, but watching this again has really reminded me how much I love it. I got really busy but I’m going to Make An Effort to be a contributing member of the bop fandom again.

[thesolotomyhan]

Wait wait when they showed the characters introducing pics i was like "Whos this chick? A singer?? And for what??" and then on the trailer, like the Scorpio FBI level that i am i was like "I she... banging Amado??" and then i am more confused than before 🤭 What are your theories amorcito? And omg, but Arturo going bat shit crazy with a machine gun? Bad Bunny (Kitty) and Ramón being a little shits? MZ being the shady/slick mf that he is? AAAAAAAAAA

ahH ok yes yess ,, so honestly i have no clue lmao,, but all i can really think of from just the trailer is that she might just be a simple scene filler with amado ya know? kind of like with miguel angel and daniela type?? but she could also just have a larger role like the possibility of amado escaping to cuba and not dying from surgery like many believe where he ran off with one of his amantes?? and im just basing that off of the actress’s nationality (but then thats like a .5% chance of happening lol but yeah? we’ll see tho :))

[flowerfan2]

Nurses Text Too

A little more about that cuddle in the hospital scene in Group Texts Are Ridiculous...McDanno, A03, 1100k.

Nurse Of The Year:  I had the best shift tonight.

Long-Suffering Roommate: Really?  Usually you hate night shifts.

Nurse Of The Year:  I had such a good shift, I don’t even mind the bus ride home.

Long-Suffering Roommate:  You going to give me a hint?

Nurse Of The Year:  You have no choice, actually.  I’m going to tell you the whole story.  Otherwise I’ll fall asleep and miss my stop.

Long-Suffering Roommate:  So this isn’t exactly a selfless exercise?

Nurse Of The Year:  No, obviously not.

Long-Suffering Roommate:  Well, go ahead.

Nurse Of The Year:  I was helping get a room ready for a patient moving down from the ICU, when I see this little guy pacing back and forth in the hallway.

Long-Suffering Roommate:  Little guy?  A kid?  By himself?

Nurse Of The Year:  No, definitely not – a grown-ass man, really fit, great shoulders, just kind of short.

Long-Suffering Roommate:  Good, much better.  I just wanted to make sure I understood where this story is going.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Patience, my friend.  Anyway, he spots me and strides over, all confidence on the outside and worry on the inside, wanting to know when his partner is going to be moved into the room.  I don’t have a clue, but I tell him I’ll see what I can find out, because I’m not a jerk.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Of course you’re not.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Yeah, but the look in his eyes, if blue could be a feeling, this would be thanks-for-not-blowing-me-off blue. Guess he’d had a long day, you know?

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Clearly if your friend is in the ICU, it’s been a long day.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Right?  

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Hey, so when you say partner…

 Nurse Of The Year:  It gets better.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  LOL.

 Nurse Of The Year:  So I go over to the nurse’s station, and it turns out his partner is really his partner like his cop partner, and they’re both in some special task force thing from out of state, and people are falling all over themselves to make sure they’re taken care of.  

 Long-Suffering Roommate: Nice to be a VIP.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Except that no one has told this guy, he’s just stuck waiting in the hallway whenever they take the partner somewhere for tests or whatever.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Because he’s not family?

 Nurse Of The Year:  Or just because it’s the middle of the night and even when we’ve got VIP’s, no one really has their shit together in the middle of the night.  

 Long-Suffering Roommate: Relatable.

 Nurse Of The Year:  So I find out what’s going on, and I go back and tell him.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Tell the partner?  I’m getting confused.  I mean I know you can’t tell me their names but I’m still confused.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Will it give too much away if I call him smol?  

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  This is the best story, isn’t it?

 Nurse Of The Year:  It surely is.  So they finally bring the partner down, and I help get him settled in.  And this guy is having a bad day too.  He’s got a bandage over one eye and the other one is all black and blue, he had surgery to address internal bleeding from a fall, and he’s clearly in a lot of pain.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Poor guy.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Yup.  Even under all the injuries, though, you can tell this is one hot guy, or at least he was when he was younger.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Younger?  How old is he?

 Nurse Of The Year:  Not really old, middle age, forties.  But a great chest, long legs, dark hair, in super shape.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  He’s tol, isn’t he?

 Nurse Of The Year:  Ding ding ding!  But the best part is that when smol finally gives up lingering by the door and comes close enough so that the guy can hear his voice, and says his name, tol opens his eye and responds like it’s Christmas, he’s so happy to see smol.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Awww.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Smol fusses with him for a little while, but after I back off he’s leaning in close, fingers tracing the guy’s hairline, and tol closes his eyes and just sighs.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  I very much like this story.  Keep going.

 Nurse Of The Year:  So I give them a little privacy, for a few minutes anyway.  And when I come back, smol has squeezed himself into the bed with tol, and he’s got his head nestled against tol’s neck, and tol’s got his hand resting on smol’s lovely inked bicep.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  I’m dying.  He really got into bed with tol, in the hospital bed?

 Nurse Of The Year:  I kid you not.  Smol was really slender, you know, and he just tucked himself in there.  

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Sounds romantic.

 Nurse Of The Year:  It was.  Smol just brushed his fingertip along the line of the tol’s cheek, and tol turned his face into his hand, and his whole body relaxed.  It took my breath away.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  I wish I could have seen it.

 Nurse Of The Year:  There’s a photo, but I don’t have it.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  What do you mean?

 Nurse Of The Year:  Okay, so while tol and smol are snuggling, or whatever you call it when one of them is barely conscious, this bad ass sexy lady comes in.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  What is your life?  Tell me more about the bad ass sexy lady.

 Nurse Of The Year:  God, she was gorgeous.  Tall and crazy slim, long legs, black hair, and looked like she could kill you with her pinky.  I guess she was one of the cops working with the out of state task force or something.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Maybe I should become a nurse.

 Nurse Of The Year:  You know this isn’t my normal night.  

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  True.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Anyway, sexy soldier chick comes in and just stares at the two of them on the bed.  She literally just stares for like five or ten minutes, doesn’t say anything, just looks like she’s going to melt, with this sweet little smile on her face. Then she pulls out her phone, takes a picture, and texts it to somebody.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  You should have asked her to send you the pic.

 Nurse Of The Year:  Seems creepy, don’t you think?

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Yeah, but you’re going to need it for reference.

 Nurse Of The Year:  For reference?

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  For when you write the fic you’re already planning based on this scene.  I’m guessing you’re already mapping it out.

 Nurse Of The Year:  We’ve known each other too long, haven’t we?  I was thinking Stucky.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Steve is clearly the tol, Bucky’s the smol.

 Nurse Of The Year:  And Natasha is the bad ass sexy lady.  I may write it as soon as I get back instead of sleeping.

 Long-Suffering Roommate:  Obviously. I’ll help.  

 Nurse Of The Year:  I’ll stop and grab coffees on the way home.  We’re going to need it!

[petri808]

Oblivious be Thy Name

Inspired by this post  @todorokitops 

For some reason that baffled those around him, Bakugou always gravitated towards Midoriya no matter how many times he denied it was happening.  Eventually his friends grow tired of it and present him with evidence...

Bakudeku *spoiler warning Heroes Rising is mentioned

As he stands in front of UA’s front door on the first day of classes, the sight up ahead just blows Katsuki’s mind. ‘Tch.  I swear God hates me…’  He still couldn’t understand how the fuck did that damn quirkless bastard get in here?!  But it was no denying it, as they walked into the hero course, that Midoriya Izuka had somehow passed the entrance exam.  

Trailing behind towards the same classroom, a string of curses loops in his head as he walks up the aisle of desks.  Of course, the gods would throw him this loop!  The nerd flashes him a smile, but Bakugou turns his nose up with a sneer, ignoring him and drops into the chair in front of the guy.  Same school, same class, now seat mates!  Ugh!  He could feel Midoriya’s eyes on the back of his head.  Three more years of being around this loser, what were the odds.

Everyone around him were just sidekicks to Bakugou.  The only true rivals were Icy Hot and maybe Deku based on his own bitter realization.  But despite his grumpy attitude, a few of his classmates gravitated towards the hot-headed blonde, immediately trying to befriend him.  Maybe he could use them later, well as long as they didn’t get in his way that is.  

“Hey Bakugou!”

Just as he’s about to put his tray of food down, he sees the spiky red head waving at him from one of the cafeteria tables.  He looks around and notices Midoriya sitting at the end of the one he was about to sit on and sneers.  Damn, he needed to pay attention more!  Bakugou quickly grabs his tray and heads over to the sidekicks table to join them.

Kirishima smiles, his shark-grin flashing wide.  “So, how’d you like the first day?”  

Without looking at the red head, Bakugou grabs his fork.  “Aizawa’s a dick,” was his only reply before digging into his food.  

Undeterred, the man continues.  “I heard you and Midoriya come from the same middle school.”

“So.”

“You guys friends?  You were about to sit…”

“Fuck no!” he slams his fist onto the table, bending his fork in the process.  “Goddamn broccoli head is not my friend!”    

Kirishima flinches, “Oh damn, my bad I just assumed…”

“Keep your pea brain out of my affairs.  Fuck!” he realizes the fork is bent and tosses it onto the tray.  So much for lunch.  Just the mere mention of Midoriya as his friend had sent his appetite packing.  Bakugou shoves his way off the table, grabs his tray and dumps it in the trash before stomping back to the classroom, leaving a stunned table behind.  This year was starting off on such an amazing foot!  If it got any better, the blonde was gonna burn it to the ground.  

Despite the attitude, Kirishima and a few others still stuck around Bakugou.    They’d long stopped asking him questions about the nerd, for fear of setting him off.  But it was fine, since they provided him with a source of comic relief.  Plus, the red head’s hardening quirk made for a great sparring buddy.  He’d feared that Midoriya would follow the same trend as their former school days, but it seemed the guy was making friends of his own.  The nerdy bunch, he called them with gravity chick and the four-eyed control freak rounding out the trio.  Good.  The last thing he wanted was a repeat of their formative years.

The weeks and months pass by at school and there was barely any time for him to focus on his rivalry with Midoriya.  Of course, when something did happen, their fights were a mini world war.  But usually they stuck to their own groups of friends and it was mostly during class training sessions that somehow, he would end up paired with or in a group with the nerd.  Bakugou wondered if Aizawa or All Might was doing it on purpose to piss him off.  

“What are you doing here Deku?!”

Midoriya looks up and smiles, ignoring the man’s tone, “oh, hi Kaachan, didn’t see you walk up.”

It was the second Sports Event for UA since they’d entered the school.  The first-year students were currently in competitions and the older students are in the stands watching to see the new blood in action.  There are a lot of promising quirks to be seen, though so far, nothing as spectacular as their class.  That could change with training, and they’d yet to see the individual competitions, so maybe one of the Freshman will surprise them.    

“Hey guys,” Midoriya acknowledges the rest of the Bakusquad as the group had become known as. Kirishima, Ashido, Kaminari, and Sero stood behind their leader, each saying hi back to the green haired man as well to Iida and Uraraka who sat next to him.

“Tch.”  Bakugou turns and walks away further along the bleachers to find a seat with the rest of the group following behind.  With so many people around, he didn’t want to be seen anywhere near Midoriya.  

When he settles on an area far enough away, everyone grabs a spot next to or behind the blonde.  They were excited to see the action, and Ashido was already talking their ear off about a girl she knew from their old middle school who was a UA student now.  

“Oh look, see, there she is!”  she points to the field.

“Right!  Now I remember her!” Kirishima pipes up.  “She’s changed her hair since then.”

“Oi!  Could you guys shut it!” Bakugou snaps at them.  “If I wanted noise, I’d’ve stayed by Deku!”

“Speaking of that,” the pink haired girl taps her chin, “I was surprised we didn’t sit by them.”

“What?!  Why the fuck would I sit by the nerd brigade?!”

“Cause you usually sit near Midoriya,” Kaminari chimes in.

“No, I fucking don’t!”

“Yeah, you do bakubro,” Kirishima adds into the word affray.  “When you’re not with us, you’re near him.”

Bakugou turns away refusing to acknowledge what they were saying.  “I think the hair dye got in your eyes or maybe you should borrow four-eye’s glasses.”

Seros eyebrow raises from the blatant denial.  He taps on Ashido’s shoulder, “you should show him the pics.  Maybe then he’ll believe it.”

‘Pictures?!’  The blonde stiffens briefly but pushes away any fears.  He has no idea what they were talking about.  Sure, there are bound to be some pictures of him near Deku, they’re in the same class, are forced to train together, and have had to deal with villains together.  But that didn’t mean he was always around the nerd!  At least not by choice!  “Tch.  I don’t believe you guys.”

Ashido opens a file in her phone to reveal well over a hundred photos spanning their UA career.  She turns the screen to face Bakugou but keeps the phone at a slight distance and out of the blonde’s reach.  “See?” she slowly scrolls through the library of photos, letting a grin morph onto her face.  “Busted.”

The longer he scans, the more the scowl on his face grows.  There were pictures in the cafeteria, in the gym, in the dorms common room, and other places on campus.  Off campus during training sessions there he was again, sitting next to or within arm’s reach of none other than Deku!  What the fuck?!  How did he not realize he’d been doing that all this time?!  

“Remember that first day of school?” Kirishima questions his friend.  “If I hadn’t waved you over, you were walking straight to Midoriya’s table.”

“And today,” Sero adds, “you did it again, just ended up walking straight to where Midoriya was.  It’s like you bee-line it to him.”

“Like a moth to a flame,” Ashido sing songs.

“You do it a lot man,” Kaminari laughs, “I can’t believe you didn’t realize it.”

“We were starting to think you had a crush on the guy or something,” Ashido giggles louder, “well a weird ass crush considering how much you say you hate the guy.”

“WHAT!!!” he jumps to his feet in a rage.  “FUCK NO!!  I-I…”  Bakugou storms away furious that they would even insinuate such a notion!  “Fuck all of you!”  There was no way in hell or heaven he’d willingly sit next to Deku!  It had to be lies!

He needed somewhere to cool off, and with the entire school focused on the games, the blonde walks the grounds in search of a place to sit down and clear his head.  Eventually he makes it to the grassy knoll near their dorm building and drops into a cross-legged position under a tree.  Bakugou closes his eyes.  Fuck those pictures!  So, what if they showed him sitting near that nerd?  If he analyzed them, he’d bet there were normal explanations for every single one of them.

Like that first day of school, it was the first open seat he had noticed, and he’d been starving.  The training camp, well he ended up next to Deku because it was the only spot available to sleep.  In the common room, there are only a few areas to sit!  As he replayed scene after scene as far as he was concerned, they were all just coincidences!  ‘And why the hell was Ashido taking pictures of him anyways?!’  Most of the photos were so randomly taken, that it was obvious she was snapping the photos just to point them out.  In fact, the file on her phone was named ‘Oblivious.’  Well Fuck her, fuck shitty hair, fuck all of them!  He wasn’t…

“WHAT THE FUCK DEKU WHO SAID YOU COULD SIT BY ME!”

Midoriya leans back in his chair confused, “But Kacchan, you-you’re the one who sat next to me…  I was here 10 minutes before you.”  He didn’t understand what the man was upset about.  How had it taken the blonde 15 minutes to realize he was sitting next to him.  

Even the police officers in the briefing room had stopped talking to see what the shouting was about.

With all eyes trained on them, Katsuki sees their teacher and All Might motioning for him to be quiet.  He scoffs and rolls his eyes, then stands up in a huff to finds another seat further away next to his buddy Kirishima.

“You okay?” the red head queries, “looked like you were zoning out on Midoriya’s head for a while, I assumed you were just ignoring the briefing.”

Bakugou grits his teeth, “Fuck no!  Now shut up so they can finish this damn briefing.”  He wasn’t staring at Midoriya!  

Or was he?  The hot head lets out a loud growl that sends a few birds from the surrounding area to take flight.  Panic sets in as his eyes pop open from the memory, hands shaking, and heart thudding loudly in his chest.  But his mind had snapped.  A flash of green in his periphery causes him to whip his head towards it in fear that the nerd had followed him… but it was just a green hedge.  Sweat beads along his forehead.  What was going on?!  Why was he being so paranoid all of a sudden?  ‘Oh, hell no!’  Had he chosen this spot because of the green colored hedge?!  

All this time was his subconscious pulling him towards the nerd and he’d never realized it?  But why?!  They’d patched up a lot in their relationship, starting when Deku had told him the truth about his quirk.  Regardless of his feelings, the guy was someone he’s known for most of their lives, so he was bound to feel some small comfort around him...  This man who reminded him of their childhood and all the carefree times spent playing near their school or apartment building.  Just a hanger-on that would follow them around but was the first to lend him a hand.  Or whose sunny disposition could piss him off and yet… make him feel relaxed in unfamiliar surroundings….  Then there was the incident on Nabu.

“No, No, No!”  Bakugou covers his face with his hands as the same warm feelings he’d ignored around Midoriya blatantly reveals itself.  Fear was not something he would ever admit to feeling but having that damn nerd around to watch his back could calm his nerves like no other, or even better, boost his drive and confidence.  “Fuck!”  He was so screwed!

“This… isn’t… possible…” he mumbles.

“What isn’t possible?”

“What the fuck?!”  Bakugou quickly looks up, reacting to the sound of Midoriya’s voice.  But after scanning all around him, there’s no one there, just the light whooshing of the breeze funneling through the leaves or the birds warbling.  Holy shit now he was hallucinating!  Damn his mind for playing tricks on him!

He couldn’t deny it any longer.  The unseen force, the subconscious pull that drew him towards the nerd who offered a guaranteed safe haven.  A man that has always had his back.  ‘Damn racoon eyes,’ he would have been happier to be oblivious because now that the truth was settling in, he was forced to face the emotions Midoriya stirred inside him. The blonde pulls his knees up and rests his arms and head to shut out the world.  In the distance, the Sports Festival beckons for him to return, but he didn’t want to see anyone right now.  At least in this way, he could feign taking a nap.  

On the outside, Bakugou showed no emotion, just a man calmly resting beside a tree, but inside his heart was still raging.  No matter how long he’d been sitting there, it refused to calm down.  His body was warm, much hotter than it should be under the shade of a tree as hues of green dance in his mind.  

Okay so fine, he and Midoriya were a great compliment for each other and when they sync up, their efforts were explosive.  He couldn’t remember it all, but vague memories of their battle with Nine, plus what he’d been told about the incident were a perfect example of it.  

‘Kacchan, you’re the only one I would have trusted with it, you know that, right?  We’re really great together…’

The one thing he was sure of were the emotions he had felt watching his oldest friend almost die.  It had lingered, memoryless until the gaps were filled in by others.    

Heat once again rises, coloring his cheeks at the memory.  Working with Midoriya certainly had been an adrenaline rush… then again, every time they teamed up brought those same rushes and sparks of energy, like the green lightning that snakes around his friend or the explosions he could unleash.  What a powerful force they were… together.  Bakugou shudders and wraps his arms tighter around his knees.  For a man obsessed with power, who better a partner than one on par with him?  

“Kacchan, are you okay?”

Bakugou stiffens, was his mind playing tricks on him again?  He raises his head just enough to see the tips of Midoriya’s red shoes.  “I’m fine,” he grumps without looking up for fear the blush on his cheeks were still visible.  There were definitely sparks of something he wasn’t ready to acknowledge brewing.

Suddenly, he feels a warm weight rested against his back.  He raises his head, turning it, and out of his periphery catches the tell-tale green hair.  The nerd was sitting with his back against his!  “What do you want damn it?!  Isn’t it obvious I wanted to be alone!”

“I know,” Midoriya whispers under his breath.  “I’m just gonna sit here quietly.”

The blonde rolls his eyes.  Normally he’d snap, but for some reason the words refused to come out.  “Fuck it, I should’a just went back to my room and…”

“Kacchan, I heard about the conversation… you know, back at the arena, and I’ve always wondered why you do that.”

“Pfft, I don’t know why, and I thought you were gonna be quiet?!”

“Sorry…”

“Tch.”

After a few uncomfortable moments, Bakugou clears his throat and in a low tone he asks his friend the question that’d been plaguing him.  “After we got home from Nabu…  what did you mean when you’d said we’re good together?”

Midoriya thinks back to that time, not remembering immediately what Bakugou was asking about.  Nabu, Nine, the Shimano kids.  When they’d returned home, he’d hoped that maybe their friendship would get significantly better, but things stayed relatively the same, just a little less of the yelling.  Yes, there was that one conversation about him transferring his quirk to the blonde after the man had cornered him into telling him exactly what had occurred.  It was the only thing he could think of to do at the time, and he’d been grateful Bakugou was the one there with him.  

“I know you think I’m your rival and all, but just… maybe, I mean look at what we accomplished there when we teamed up?  We flowed like water.”  Midoriya’s voice grows quieter, “we balance each other out well and I think we’re good together.”

“Okay, I get that, so as just what, friends?”  

“Well, yeah… I suppose.  What else would we be?”

“Tch.”  Bakugou shifts and places his hands on the ground, ready to push himself up.  “Nothing, I guess.”

“Wait,” Midoriya reaches backward, placing his hand on his friends to stop him.

The blonde stiffens up further as his friend not only covers but squeezes his hand.  “What is it Deku?”

“Besides friends….  what more would you want to be?  Is that why you always sit by me?”

‘What!  Maybe…’  More than friends?  Oh, fucking hell.  “It’s because…”

[turning-dreams-into-chaos]

New Beginnings (Part 3)

*Not My Gif*

Post Date: 8-12-19

Paring: Peter Parker x Stark!Reader

Word Count: 4K

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You sat down on the bottom of the raft as Fury drove you and Peter to wherever the hell SHIELD set themselves up. Honestly you couldn’t even care. You pulled your knees up to your chest, burying your head in them as Peter watched. He played with the mask in his hand, about to say something before Fury did.

“Stark left this for you.” He said as he handed Peter what looked like a glasses case. You furrowed your brows as you looked up at him. Peter glances down at you, holding in a breath before opening it, getting a good look at what looked like normal glasses, but you knew they weren’t. That was your dad’s tech. You let your eyes close as you bury your head again, not wanting to be here at all. Fury noticed your actions, he watched you out of the corner of your eye before speeding the boat up.

“You ok?” Peter asked as he took the spot next to you. You gave him a weak smile and nodded your head, but wanting to be anywhere else. You only came because you didn’t want Peter to do this all by himself. Not that you were going to be much help in the hero category.

We’re here.” Fury said as Peter helped pull you off the ground. You groaned as he laughed, pulling on his mask before grabbing your hand and following after Fury. The base was pretty much what you expected, having seen what these people can do but something just felt odd. “You can take off the mask. Everyone here has pretty much seen you without it.”

You didn’t like that. Peter ripped off his mask before looking at you who was glaring at everyone. You followed Fury until a familiar head of hair came into your view.

“Maria!” You yelled as the girl threw her arms open for a hug. You were quick to wrap your arms around her neck as she squeezed you tight.

“Hey Y/N.” She whispered in your ear as you smiled. You and Hill had a special relationship. She was kind of like a family member you only got to see in special occasions, someone you clicked with once and kept in touch. That’s what happened. After the attack in New York you met her and found out how cool she was and her the same, after that she began treating you like her sister especially after Nat and your dad died. Your hug ended short as Fury cleared his throat, causing you both to turn your heads and look at a glaring Fury and a smiling Peter. Peter loves when you talked about the avengers, heroes like Thor all the way to agents like Maria Hill. It made him happy to see you happy.

You hadn’t realized someone else had joined your little circle until you turned around.

“Mysterio?” You and Peter happen to say at the same time. He looked at you both as you stared at him. Him. That was felt odd when you first came in. They introduced him as Quentin Beck, from another earth. Your mind was racing as everyone talked, going on and on about something called an elemental. You weren’t really paying attention until Beck talked about his family. He started to play with a wedding band on his finger as your eyes widened.

Family. God why does such a great word suck so much. If you still had your family maybe you’d still be a hero, maybe you’d still be fighting instead of practically rolling over and playing dead. Peter grabbed your hand and squeezed it before you pulled away and started to head to the door.

“I’m sorry. This was a bad idea. I’m not going to be any help in this so I’m just gonna go.” You mumbled before Fury’s hand landed on your shoulder. Your back was facing the group as your eyes went from the door to his hand.

“We could use your skills on the field, Y/N. You could still help.” You swallowed back your arguments as you clenched your jaw, moving to look up at him. Peter flinched at Fury’s words knowing it wasn’t going to change your mind and he hates that you had to go through this.

“I’m retired.”

“You’re 17.”

“I’m retired.” You repeated with more force as his hand dropped, letting you take a few steps towards the door.

“Stark. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry about your father.” He said and your heart stopped. You didn’t need this, you didn’t need anyone and you most certainly didn’t need Nick Fury’s fucking apologizes. You turned your head to the side, looking at him through the corners of your eyes.

“That’s not worth anything.” You walked out of there, leaving Peter to the wolves which you regretted almost immediately but couldn’t go back for him now. Fury had some guy named Dimitri drive you back to the hotel so you didn’t have to stress to get back, however finding the motivation to go in was another. You glanced around the destroyed city, looking at the flooded streets and broken buildings when you took a seat outside of the front door, staring out in the sky. You didn’t know why, but you needed to talk and there was only one person who wouldn’t interrupt you.

“Hey Dad.” You whispered as you scanned the stars, playing with your shaking fingers. Your voice cracked as you coughed, trying to get the words out. “I miss you. Things are harder without you yelling what to do in my ear. I don’t- I don’t even think I have it in me to be the hero they want. The one they need. I mean... I couldn’t even save you.” You didn’t know how much more you could take but you needed to get the words out. “What’s the point of saving the world if I’ve lost my own? God I sound like I’m in some chick flick and you know how much I hate those.” You chuckled and wiped a few tears away, moving your eyes from the sky to the ground as the night sky reflected on the water, the twinkling of the stars causing you to sigh and close your eyes. “I don’t know if you’re listening, but I love you dad. Like Morgan says, I love you 3000.” You brushed your fingers against the water before heading up into your room, trying to not wake up MJ as you changed into your pajamas. It was already 2 in the morning by the time you went asleep, the quietness of the room having pulled you most of the way there.

A nightmare. You knew it was happening but it didn’t change the fact it was.

“Dad?!” You yelled as you walked about the broken remains of the tower after Thanos’ attack. There was no one around but you and your head was pounding, your suit was on, scanning the scene for anyone who remained but nothing came up. Using your thrusters to fly over the scene you were about to find a way to leave until two figures came on the screen off to your right. One was bigger than the other, towering over it as the smaller one was placed on their knees a little ways from the big one. You were at the scene in an instant, having no other choice. Your dad. That was the smaller figure as he stared down Thanos.

“Dad?” You said whispering this time, trying to figure out what was happening. Tony slowly turned to you, tears in his eyes as he smiled up at you. You felt your heart skip as you tried to run to him, not sensing the familiar motions.

“I am inevitable.” Thanos declared as you frowned turning to face the big purple pile of crap before looking at your dad.

“And I am Iron Man.” You wanted to scream but nothing came out. You watched your dad die for the second time as you cried, tears streaming down your face as nothing came out of your mouth. Instead of a bright light meaning you won, there wasn’t a sign. No dying creatures, no battle ensuing behind you, and no dying dad. You smiled, letting the hope that your dad was still alive consume you before you feel to your knees, completely immobile as you still cried. “You couldn’t save me. You didn’t save me!” Tony yelled as he glared at you, standing up to tower over you. You opened and closed your mouth, lost as to what to say as your cheeks grew hot.

“No... no, no.” You began as your dad turned to leave you, falling onto his knees. You watched with wide wet eyes as he turned to dust like you had, pieces flying away as you finally found it in you to scream.

“NO! DAD! NO!” You yelled as you threw yourself up in the bed, staring into the darkness of the room as you huffed and trying to steady your shaking breathing. You were shaking as you peeled your shirt away from your sweat clad torso. MJ was still fast asleep as you slipped out of your bed, grabbing your slippers and making your way downstairs to the lobby. It was silent as you slowly trudged down the creaking steps, wincing every time one made a sound. There wasn’t anyone sitting behind the desk and the only light that was on was from the news that was playing from your class earlier, only now it was muted. You let yourself fall into an old chair as you pulled your legs up, running your hands over your bare legs from your pajama shorts. You had got an hour of sleep, making it at a little after 3 in the morning and you couldn’t bring yourself to sleep more. You slept on the plane, that would hold you off for now. You pulled out your phone. Sending a quick text to Peter asking if he was back yet before you opened up your photos.

With everything that had happened with Beck and the elementals, you wanted nothing more than to just go home and spend time with your family but everythjng’s different now. You scrolled through pic after pic of you and Peter being dorks, messing around with his suit and your dads tech as Tony caught you, or ones where the three of you were eating ice cream and you shoved your cone into Peter’s face causing him to glare at you. You had stuck your tongue out at him and Tony quickly grabbed your phone and documented that moment. That was your home screen right now, a cute little picture with your favorite people when you weren’t being threatened or in danger. And everyone was alive.

You threw your phone into the couch next to you as you watched the news flicker on the screen, recapping everything that happened that day.

“Oh, Hey.” Peter said as he came in through the front door. You whipped your head back and sighed in relief when you saw it was just him. A small smile crept across your face when he came to join you on the couch. You threw your legs over his and leant your head onto his shoulder.

“Hey Pete, getting back kind of late, don’t you think?” You teased as you turned to look up at him. He let out an airy chuckle before looking at you. He looked happy but you knew he wasn’t completely. “What happened?”

He shook his head but ultimately decided to tell you. “They wanted us to help with the elementals. He wanted me to convince you to join.” He explained as you nodded your head, not wanting to blow up on Peter. His fingers ran over your hand before wrapping themselves with yours. “I told him that you were retired and there was no way I’d try to get you to join. Then I told him I wasn’t going to help either and I just wanted to enjoy my trip.” You smiled up to him as he matched your look, still rubbing the back of your hand before furrowing his brows. “Did you stay down here the whole time?”

Your smile faltered a little as you shook your head. “No I uh, tried to get some sleep.” You shrugged as Peter caught on. Peter knew you like the back of his hand and he prides himself on that, he knew why you were up.

“You had a nightmare.” Your head dropped as he didn’t ask, he pointed it out. You gave him a slight nod before he stood up, removing your legs from his. His hand shot out to yours before he was pulling you up of the ratty old couch. You giggled as you jumped onto his back, wrapping your arms around his neck as his hands held your thighs to his body. The walk to your room was short and neither one of you said anything but you didn’t have to, you knew what was going to happen. It was the same thing that happened every time you had a nightmare or Peter did. He pushed the door open with his foot as he turned towards your bed, dropping you off his back as you bounced onto the springy mattress. You scooted over to the edge of the bed as Peter pulled the blankets back, joining you as the bed got about a thousand times warmer. Peter wrapped his hands around you as you pushed yourself into his chest, letting yourself fall asleep to the sound of his rapid heartbeat.

Peter laid awake after you nodded off, running his hand softly through your hair as he pressed his cheek to the top of your head. Moments like these he enjoyed, moments where nothing seemed real, where he could just leave his problems at the door because you and him were here and for the first time he thought of himself doing this for the rest of his life. His smile was so big he thought you’d be able to feel it against your head. His movements stopped and his eyes widened as he realized something. He’s never had those thoughts before, of you and him cuddling as something more than friends. And he liked those thoughts. He really liked them. He chuckled as he looked down at you, a sense of comfort coming over him as he glanced around the room, realizing for the first time that the girl he was supposed to have a crush on was not even 10 feet away, fast asleep, and here he was cuddling with the girl who was supposed to only be his best friend. Peter never felt more confused in his entire life.

You woke up the next morning to sun streaming through the window, shining in the dusty air as you pushed yourself deeper into the pocket of warmth next to you. It wasn’t until it moved did you remember it was Peter. You lifted your head to look over at MJ who still hadn’t stirred since she went to bed then they traveled up to the boy next to you. Peter was still asleep, his grip tight around your body as he managed to move down to lay on the bed more comfortably, causing his face to be inches from yours. You let yourself study his sleeping features like you’ve done so many times before and then gave him a little nudge. He groaned before he pulled you tighter, nuzzling his head into your neck as you tried not to blush.

“Pete? Peter? You gotta wake up before MJ does so she doesn’t see you in here.” You whispered into his ear as he rubbed his scalp with your nails, getting a groggy noise coming from his lips as you chuckled.

“Well Good Morning to you too.” He said as your heart sped up. His morning voice, you loved it so much but only got to hear it on occasion since most times he was up before you. He took a minute to look at you as his eyes adjusted to the brightness in the room. He smiled as you blushed and pushed him out of your bed before he could see it.

“Go, you have to go before MJ sees and I ruin your chances with her.” You said as you force a smile knowing that soon your little nightmare protector will be hers. Peter’s smile drops a little as he realizes what you said, but he quickly recovers when he looks over at MJ, nodding his head and turning to leave the room. He pauses at the door to say something to you but decides against it when you weren’t looking at him. You only look at where he was when the door slammed behind him, causing you to sigh before falling back onto the bed, the alarm going off moments later as MJ throws her pillow at you.

“Turn it off.” She grumbles as you laugh at her, smacking the alarm before getting up to pull her off the bed.

“Come on. Time to go to Paris.” She muttered under her breath but you shake it off once you can’t hear it.

You walked next to MJ with Peter and Ned behind you as Mr. Harrington began talking about some weird upgrade you were given on your ride to Prague instead of Paris. You were kind of sad to find out you wouldn’t be able to go to Paris but you figured you’d go some other time and maybe bring Peter. And MJ. His soon to be girlfriend. You shook the thoughts out of your head as you ran to catch up with the group, seeing that you managed to fall behind a little. But that all didn’t matter when your bus came into view.

The bus driver looked at you and Peter as you shook your head. Peter saw him almost when you did and Ned kept asking you guys what was wrong. You turned to look at Peter, your lips pierced as you raised an eyebrow.

“I think Nick Fury just hijacked our Summer Vacation.” You stared as you walked to the bus, getting on as you shot Dimitri a look of disgust. He didn’t do anything as you made your way down the aisle.

“Hey, want to sit here?” Flash said as he patted the seat next to him. You shrugged as you let yourself fall next to him. He smirked at you before pulling out his phone. Peter followed you onto the bus, watching as you took the seat next to Flash. He clenched his fists as Ned tapped his shoulder, telling him to keep moving. Peter nodded his head, looking at you one more time before dropping into the last seat of the bus. You turned to glance at Peter who had his head pressed against the window. You frowned before turning back to Flash who put his phone away, giving you all the attention he could. You tried to sound interested as he went on and on about whatever he could to impress you. It amused you a little to see him do that but it was a nice change of pace from talking about Quentin Beck and saving the world. But it got kind of old quick. At some point he finally stopped talking, letting you pull out your phone. You opened Peters texts, quickly typing a rescue request.

Peter looked through the screen on the E.D.I.T.H. glasses marveling at the piece of tech before seeing you pull out your phone.

“Edith? Who’s Y/N texting?” He asked before his eyes widened. “Never mind that’s creepy.” His question was short lived as his phone buzzed in his pocket. He pulled it out, smiling as he saw your text.

Pete! 911! Please rescue me from Flash’s boring rambles! I’ll owe you!

He chuckled as he looked up at you again, nodding your head to something Flash said as you obviously weren’t listening. Flash didn’t know but Peter could easy see right through your attention.

“Mr. Harrington? Could we stop for a bit?” Peter yelled from the back of the bus as the teacher turned to look at him, as did the rest of the class. He blushed a little before he caught your eye. “I just- Y/N has to use the restroom.” Your jaw dropped as you shook your head at him, only for him to shrug.

“Good idea Peter. We’ve been driving for a while now. What do you say driver? Is there a place to stop soon?” Mr. Harrington asked as Dimitri only grunted in response, Mr. Harrington turned to give you both a ‘we’ll see’ look as you laughed, glaring at Peter once again.

The class filed off the bus as soon as it stopped, MJ dragging you along with her.

“So Peter and you?” MJ said as you widened your eyes. Your mouth opened a little as you tried to spit words out.

“What do mean Peter and me?” MJ raises her brow at you causing you to blush even more.

“I saw you two this morning a few hours before we got up. You look cute together.” She joked as she smirked causing you to lower your head and give her a sad smile. She can’t possibly think Peter and you could be more than just friends, he’s crushing on her, not you.

“Nah, Peter and I are just friends. I had a nightmare and so he was helping me. That’s it.” She didn’t seem to be convinced as she grunted leaving you to browse the store by yourself. You bought what you wanted right as Mr. Harrington told everyone to get back into the bus. You looked around for Peter and followed the herd as Flash grabbed your hand, causing you to freeze at the actions before letting him pull you into the seat. You grumbled an objection under your breath but didn’t move. You kept looking for Peter who took the seat diagonal from you, but kept looking back.

“Peter? What are you looking at?” You asked as you tried to follow his gaze thinking he was looking at MJ only to meet Brad’s gaze. He smirked at you before looking down at his phone causing you to scoff and turn back to Peter. “Peter what’s going- why are you wearing the glasses?”

Peter wasn’t looking at you, instead yelling into the glasses. You felt your phone buzz as you pulled it out, seeing a text from Brad.

Think your Best Friend is having a little too much fun on this trip. Just thought you should know.

You furrowed your brows as you clicked on the picture attached. Your jaw practically dropped as you looked at the screen, seeing Peter and some blonde chick standing next to each other while Peter’s pants where pulled down. You knew Peter and you knew that what Brad was suggesting wasn’t something you’d do, but the woman, you saw her yesterday at the SHIELD base. Peter was working with them. Everything was happening so fast you didn’t even register tour surroundings until Peter said your name.

“Y/N? I need you to make a distraction. Please.” He begged as he grabbed your arms, shaking you a little before you snapped to reality. You looked down at Flash who looked passed out as you finally turned to the window next to you, listening to Peters pleads.

“Look! Baby mountain goats!” You yelled as you pointed. Everyone followed your pointing as you turned to Peter only to be met with his feet. You gasped as you looked outside, trying to figure out what was happening as you saw two of your dads weapons trailing the bus then collide into each other and crash. Peter landed behind you as you turned to glare at him. You didn’t say anything as Betty made a comment about Peter’s hair and he gave her a sheepish smile. You stood there staring at him before his eyes widened and he fell back into his chair.

“Ok, Edith. Let’s try this again.” He mumbled as you sat back down next to Flash. You looked at the finally quiet boy as you considered slapping him awake, but didn’t. You just stared straight at the seat in front of you, ignoring the apologetic stare coming from Peter as you glanced down at the picture. God, that boy has A LOT to explain.

Part 4

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[clarasimone]

Ms Cauliflower loves IG

Inspired by the recent postings of amazing fall fashion pics by @theinkerandtheinked , I was driven to have my Ms Cauliflower, Head-Writer of all scripts commissioned to star Iain Glen, come up with great cinematic opuses staring he and Emilia Clarke, in said fashion.

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Reem Acra, Fall 2019.

clarasimone

OK. Emilia Clarke as a debutante.

Tea in Grace Kelly’s royal and private gardens in Monte Carlo.

Enters exiled Count Iain Glen.

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Mary-Jane Cauliflower, Head-Writer, storming into her all-female Writers’ Room: “OK, Iain Glen again !” She has every one’s attention.

“I need two thirsting… No, scratch that !” @clarasimone goes sulking in a corner. With @ser-jorah-the-andal. “Two hopelessly romantic, fluffy, saccharine-till-i’m-sick writers !… No, not you,@lodessa. I can see the black lace of your bra from here.”Sighs… “It’s black !…. You ! The new gal, @chryssadirewolf ?”… Interrupted: “No it’s OK dear, I’m sure it’s pink. You’re pairing off with @houseofthebear,  she’ll walk you through this… I need this script yesterday, ladies, and I need it tender, elegant, old school, witty and no angst !” She turns to leave, then comes back: “ @houseofthebear : easy on your head canon ? Thanks luv…” And with a wink, she leaves.

@houseofthebear smiles and then turns to @chryssadirewolf who has the sweetest most enraptured expression on her face. She’s going to write love scenes between Emilia Clarke and Iain Glen :-)))) “My head canon’s crisp shirt, unbuttoned, no tie.” Innocently whispers: “What’s yours ?”

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Great, Head-writer Mary-Jane Cauliflowers getting a progress report from @chryssadirewolf: “ Mais non, @clarasimone, not a Count, exiled Grand Duke whose family lost all their lands and title after the war and as such, has now been reduced to working as a tutor to spoiled nouveau riche children. “

clarasimone

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd another progress report from @chryssadirewolf:

Principal characters:

Richard Rinehart, tutor (born Grand Duke Friedrich von Hesse-Darmstadt; impoverished aristocrat whose family’s property and title were lost during the war)

Emma Courtland (daughter and heir of Joe Courtland, head of Courtland Foods, the largest American multinational manufacturing company, and his wife Cynthia Courtland, nee Winthrop.)

Emma is in Monaco with her mother to attend the wedding of Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier.

Mary-Jane Cauliflower smiles. She smells ratings :-)

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clarasimone

Mary-Jane Cauliflower, Head-Writer, storms into her all-female Writers’ Room.

“Ladies. Iain Glen. Again !” Cheers all-around. “This time it’s sultry Emilia Clarke, reincarnation of a Greek Godess in billowing robes, lavishing her beauty and pheromones on Iain Glen shy artiste-peintre and sculptor ! Romantic smuttiness ensues.”

EVERYONE’S HAND GOES UP.

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omgthatdress

Corset

1890s

The Philadelphia Museum of Art

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Ms Mary-Jane Cauliflower enters her all-female Writers’ Room, stops in her tracks, and waits for everyone to look at her.

Normally, she would say something at this point, but she simply raises a huge cardboard picture of the pic shown above.

Then she waits a second.

Let’s the cardboard drop.

And flips this one over.

All hell breaks loose :-)

(It’s by @favor757 of course)

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omgthatdress

Corset

1895

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art

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Ms Mary-Jane Cauliflower enters her all female Writers’ Room and gets everyone’s attention by whistling sharply with her fingers in her mouth.

“There’s a slight complication. Emilia Clarke will have competition.”

EVERYONE SMILES WICKEDLY.

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Elie Saab at Couture Fall 2019

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Ms Cauliflower is yelling in her cell phone and she doesn’t care who hears her:

“Listen big shot, we are not, I repeat, we are not going to write orgy scenes with you-know-who. I don’t care how many gorgeous gals-in-gowns-wanting-to-throw-themselves-at-him you give us. There’s a limit to writing smutty scenarios !”

@ser-jorah-the-andal whispering to her pals: “There’s a limit ?”

@lodessa and @houseofthebear shrug, dumfounded.

@chryssadirewolf looks scared. @fandomsbyladymelodrama takes her in her arms.

In walks @toas-tea back from her break: “What ? What did I miss ?” 

(alternative line suggested by @toas-tea: “Did someone say orgy ?”)

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Bonuses (these are one-offs ;-)

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From the novel “Under the Oak Tree” by null hypothesis _

Fanart for a Korean novel “Under the Oak Tree” with inspiration from Inge Prader’s recreation of Gustav Klimt’s “Beethoven Frieze”.

Featured as Art of the Day at our newly launched Instagram page. Visit to support this piece and more.

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THUD. Head-Writer Mary-Jane Cauliflower has just fainted.

Gals from the Writers’ Room come rushing to their boss’ side, fanning her.

In Ms Cauliflower’s hands, a new commission: HBO has had a change of heart, they’re scrapping their GOT prequel for a GOT sequel/spin-off entirely dedicated to Jorleesi, based on the amazing art above.

The gals fight each other for a piece of that action. @ser-jorah-the-andal wins !

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Dark suit, crisp shirt, unbuttoned, no tie. My kryptonite. Help, help me please.

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Oh @chryssadirewolf​ you know this can only mean one thing, and one thing only: Titan’s head of Costume Design is on to you and knows your headcanon ;-)

(Here I would usually segway into making her talk but she’s too busy right now concocting a Batsuit and is taking FOREVER adjusting it on IG’s body. They’ve been cloistered in her office for HOURS. I wonder....)

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Oh thank you @chryssadirewolf​   @clarasimone​   I believe every costume designer that works with Iain is female!

houseofthebear

@chryssadirewolf @clarasimone @myloveiainglen The costume designers have to be female. I mean, no man would think, "hmm, here we have this gorgeous specimen of manhood. What to put him in? Ah yes, a shirt that looks positively shrink-wrapped to his torso and a suit so expertly tailored it's like it was made by little angels who know the exact measurements of his entire body." I think not...it's a woman and she has the same headcanon as @chryssadirewolf ...and me too lol

clarasimone

@houseofthebear​ @myloveiainglen​ @chryssadirewolf​ oh of course it’s a woman and they’re still in her office…

Head of Costume Design: Iain, hon’, yes I know, we’re satiated and the last round was puuuurfect but you know how I am, I need… I need more… I need… to make sure this is the right shirt.

IG: Ms Cauliflower, I’m perfectly willing to play along, as you know, but I must say I fail to see the subtle diff…

Head of Costume Design, interrupting and forcing IG to look her straight in the eyes: Darling, trust me, the minute the episode airs, if that blue shirt does not match your irises PERFECTLY, there’s a hoard, A HOARD, of rabid chicks raiding my tweeter account with flaming rants.

IG:… tweeter account ?…  

Head of Costume Design: *sigh*… Never mind, Iain… Just, just undress for me. No here, let me do it.

p.s. Ms Mary-Jane Cauliflower has a twin sister also called Mary-Jane Cauliflower - their parents were comedians. One is a Head-Writer, the other Head of Costume Design. They both have dedicated their professional careers to Iain Glen. And here she is, plural form:

[ainudesapp]

Exploring Undress AI: A Comprehensive Guide

The rapid development of artificial intelligence (AI), which has broken the boundaries set by earlier technologies, has upended various domains. The Undress AI tool is one of the fascinating artificial intelligence applications that have recently appeared in the field of fashion and its associated industries. Because many people are interested in this artificial intelligence tool, we will go into the details, examining how it operates, analyzing the potential risks, and locating the location where you can get a free copy of the Undress AI application.

This blog intends to shed light on the possibilities of Undress AI as well as the potential effects of using it, give insights into how it might be used, and urge a mindful approach to this technologically advanced technology.

What is Undress AI?

Would you want to see naked pictures of someone? Imagine a tool which can take off the clothes from any picture in just a few clicks. 

Sounds too good to be true, right? Wrong! 

Introducing “Undress AI”, a software designed to analyse pictures of women based on the shape of their hips and then turn them into realistic nude images. 

But what exactly is this app and how does it work? Keep reading for more information!

How Undress AI Works?

Image Analysis

The first thing it does is look at the image. Undress AI uses sophisticated algorithms to study the picture in depth, finding textures, shapes and patterns. This initial step is crucial because it helps set up for everything else.

Clothing Recognition

After the analysis is complete, the program identifies clothing. This goes beyond just knowing that there is a shirt or pair of pants; rather, it involves understanding how these items fit together where they begin and end on the body and what happens between them. The software does this by using machine learning models trained on millions of images which can accurately identify edges as well as folds in fabric.

Image Rebuilding

Finally, the picture is rebuilt after removing the identified clothes and simulating what might lie beneath them. This stage requires both artificial intelligence and imagination as the program must create body parts that match the rest of the scene. The end result is a new image showing the person naked.

Functions and Target Audience

Primary Functions of Undress AI

There are various reasons why this tool can be the real deal:

Art and Photography – Digital artists and photographers may use it to create more lively and emotional works.

Fashion – Designers would see how their clothes fit on actual people as opposed to using mannequins.

Adults - People who want to see someone naked from images. It’s really creepy, but some just want to know what their crush looks like under their clothes.

Who is the Target Audience?

The target audience for this tool is adults who wish to make AI-generated nude photos or use deepnude services. It could also benefit artists, designers, and photographers.

You must be at least 18 years old before trying out Undress AI. Keep in mind that these naked chick images displayed on the website are not real; they were produced through machine learning models (AI). Whether or not you get turned on by the generated nudie pic should be your business only.

Ethical Implications

Privacy Concerns

What if someone’s photo is used for this without permission? It’s a real worry and underlines the importance of strong rules and safety measures. Therefore, use this tool wisely and use it without violating any rules. 

Importance of Consent

Always ensure that you have explicit permission from the person in the picture when using Undress AI respectfully. This is important as it shows that you value their personal space and also prevents any form of misuse.

Potential Risks and Misuse

If not properly checked, this software could be utilized in ways that are harmful like for instance; bullying or even sexual abuse. The only way such dangers can be dealt with effectively is through adoption of stringent moral codes backed up by technical constraints.

Benefits of Undress AI

Imagine converting simple photos to stunning nudes. It only takes a few clicks and you can make the breasts and ass bigger, adjust the curves until you have the perfect AI girlfriend.

Our advanced technology blurs the line between reality and fantasy. All you need to do is upload a picture; our smart software will take it from there. It’ll strip off everything but the skin – leaving behind an alluring naked body shaped exactly how you want it to be. Here, dreams become real and limits aren't clear-cut.

For your virtual adventures of the naked variety, Undress AI provides a private space. Every nude made is yours alone and it’s a secret masterpiece which nobody else must see apart from yourself! 

Immerse into exquisitely made up artificial beauties whilst keeping things hush-hush all around you because this place is big on discretion coupled with anonymity. So let go completely without any restrictions or fear of being judged – give free rein to your wildest imaginations!

Market Comparisons and Differentiation

AI-Nudes.app is an exceptional image manipulation tool in a very competitive market. While there are other options like BasedLabs ,undress.app and so on which have similar features, these are not as true to life as AI-Nudes.app because it uses more advanced technology for analyzing images and making them look real again after they’ve been changed.

Why You Should Consider AI-Nudes.app

One viable alternative to the rest of the options would be AI-Nudes.app which stands out because of certain aspects it has:

Simple to use: It is made in such a way that anyone can use it even those that are not into technology.

Best results: The pictures are the most realistic and have various features for customization.

Security: You can be sure that nobody else will see your picture apart from yourself since there is high security that has been put in place and pictures are not saved.

This is a good application for grown-ups. You can get a realistic high-quality image manipulation done without any limitations on what you want to be done.

Uses for Commercial Purposes

While some users have found profitable opportunities by creating and selling explicit images of celebrities, this practice is not without significant risks. Individuals are generating nude images of celebrities and selling them for profit, but celebrities like Taylor Swift are actively suing those who engage in these activities. This can lead to serious legal and ethical consequences. The use of AI-generated nudes in such a manner can result in lawsuits, penalties, and severe reputational damage, underscoring the importance of ethical considerations and compliance with legal standards.

Final Words

Refine your pictures utilizing a modern image editor driven by AI. Try on diverse looks with ease using our tool; it will enable you to achieve various styles and appearances in photography. We created this software to serve for creative exploration through customization of images so always remember to be confident while using it. Do not forget to ask permission from those appearing on the photos, respect their privacy!

[sinsins52]

Everything Wrong Everything Wrong With Scooby Doo

ORIGINAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSovRS_YU_o&index=2

1.”We hear the Scooby laugh, but there’s no Scooby, which leads me to believe this was a haunting image for some younger children that assumed Scooby might be dead” ….No.

2.”Expositonal Scarreading” First off, bad pun. 2nd off, it’s a location marker, not exposition.

3.”I really have a wedgie” “Pics or it didn’t happen” What?

4.”And yes, this is supposed to be essentially a live action cartoon, but it’s supposed to take place in the real world” A real world with talking dogs and body switching goo stuff.

5.”You really get the sense that Sarah Michelle Gellar just kept all the purple items from the wardrobe of the Cruel Intentions set” This movie that movie.

6.”Daphne the vampire slayer” Spoke too soon.

7.”Everyone’s accepting that Scooby Doo can talk, but how the f*ck did he learn to read?”Jeremy is fine with a talking dog, but when that talking dog can read that’s crossing the line, damn it!

8.”Not that I mind but they sure did sex up these characters for this movie” Well you do mind if you’re sinning it. Also, ew.

9..”Dorky chicks like you turn me on too” “That’s racist” It’s funny because he didn’t say exist. And if he did, it would after he said he didn’t mind that Daphne was being sexed up.

10.”Movie predicts the Brett Rambo/Thumbs Up .gif from many years later” Ah yes, the thumbs up gesture is so rare clearly that meme is the-wait, the clip only a close up on the guy’s face, with no thumbs up so how are they even alike?

11.”So the smurfs are still a cartoon in a world where Mystery Inc is a thing?” The real sin is that they predicted a worse Raja Gosnell movie.

12.-”Has yet to introduce major charecter Scrappy Doo” He is not a major character, he’s just shown as a set up for a villain twist, so it’s fine he hasn’t shown up yet.

13.”Yes, I realizes this is based on a cartoon that used to play loose with psychics and hallways doors-” So thus you went back and edited this sin out.

14.”-but you just had to introduce THE most annoying character from the series out of F*CKING NOWHERE!” But this time he’s meant to be annoying on purpose and they kick him out right away so why are you angry?

15.”Impressively, Freddie managed to sneak this line into his wedding vows for Sarah Michelle” What?

16.”This soul swapping demon army sh*t is not just ruining this movie, it’s also ruining my childhood memories damnit!” No one tell him about Zombie Island.

17.”I’m Fred again!” “Fred-splaning” Stop.

18.”Is Scooby Doo necessarily pure of soul?” Yes., sin for suggesting otherwise.

19.”Is really the best horse-er Dog to bet the whole Darkpocyplse plan on?” The subtitles say plan but Jeremy did not.

20.”Man this ending sure does feel Suicide Squid-y doesn’t it?” Nope.

21.There’s another this movie that movie sin with Isla Fisher I don’t even wanna type out.

22.”So this whole Daphne getting captured is this worldwide knowledge?” Yes. Mystery Inc is famous as they’ve shown. Come on man.

23.”Not only do we get a post credits sequence-” It’s not really post credits if the credits are playing over it. So it’s just…a regular credits scene, I guess?

SINS VIDEO SIN TALLY: 23

SENTENCE: Damsel in distress

Yeah, way less than usual but this is one of the better sin videos we’ve done so far, I agree with a fair bit of it, or I just had nothing to say. Either, hope you enjoyed this anyway.

Just so you know, only the Cinema Sins videos will be of Horror/spooky-ish movies cuz there’s not exactly a lot of spooky themed off brand videos. We’re saving the one I know of for last so next week, something different from another good off brand channel.

[icefang111]

THEORY TIME FOR BNHA EPISODE 54

*takes a deep breath*

so, theory time. IN FACT BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M GONNA TRY AND PREDICT A LOT OF WHATS GONNA HAPPEN BASED ON THE OP, THIS ONE EPISODE, AND A HUNCH WHICH ALL CAME TOGETHER AS I WAS GETTING PICS FOR THIS LIKE THE STARS ALIGNING IN MY MIND

So my initial idea was as follows: (I guess spoilers if I get this right, tho I don't count theories a spoilers ‘cause what the fuck do I know right? But I really think I’m onto something and I know some people do so u have been warned! Oh and legit spoilers for everything before Season 3 Episode 54)

I've been thinkin since the opening dropped that the uraraka and idda shots looked... 

...off. (uraraka less so but mostly just cause it comes right after the Idda shot which is REAL SKETCH)

So.

Now.

After this episode I think it's safe to conclude that those are the two disguises that the naked chick from this episodes gonna use in the future.

But.

I am significantly more concerned after seeing how she acted.

Because.

To me...

SHeS SO CLEARLY THE CRAZY KNIFE LADY RIGHT?! FROM THE LEAGUE WHO ATTACKED BEFORE?! IM NOt THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS YA?! SHES TOTALLY JUST PRETENDING TO BE A StuDENT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE EXAM AnD THATS HOW THE LEAGUE OF ASsHATS IS GONNA BE IN THIS SEASON!!!

(And it is totally her right? the knife sounds? the weirdly sexual pining while fighting like she did with uraraka? The creepy obsession with Deku? The way she talks? THE WAY SHE MOVES? THAT WEIRD DISAPPEARING SHIT SHE DID? In fact I have half a mind to think they used one of the villain themes during that scene???? I CHECKED AND THEY DEF DID)

But then

I gotta question

How her quirk works

Cause can she turn into anyone? And how did she scratch deku? Can her transformation hide her knives???? But! I think considering her introduction (with blood and knives which seems more a motif of those who’s quirk also involves blood), the amount of time we spent focusing on her taking blood from uraraka and them taking time in the episode to be like 'but y pretend to be uraraka specifically?' I say it's a safe bet to say she needs blood from a person to turn into that person ye? That seems suitable to context and creep factor for a villain ye? So then

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STUDENT SHES PRETENDING TO BE RIGHT NOW?!

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY!

WHATS ShE GONNA DO TO MY BOY IDDA?! CAUSE THEY NEVER FOUGHt BEFORE?! SO HOW WOULD SHE GET HIS BLOOD?! WhAt ArE U GoNnA dO To mY bOY!?

OK but then I’m lookin at the OP ye? 

And she’s one of the only villains around in this spit second shot. furthering my suspicion. With? Who else. Twos or twins or whatever, the guy we KNOW can make duplicates of people and control them like a puppet like he did with Dabi in the forest before- adding credence to the thought that knife lady also has some sort of infiltration-like ability. Since at the end of the last arc there was the idea hands-dude is gonna start fighting smarter each go around. Now the important question: does his clone have to be made by a willing party? Or can he make one of anyone (like an unwitting student) and replace them?

But u see it doesn’t mater

cause looking at the OP we see

This group-shot followed immediately by the singling out of

THESE’S TWO! (whom I may note are both hiding they’re eyes in the group shot but reveal them now when alone which is super symbolic bro) One of which I already suspect as knife-chan and one that could easily be a clone of any member of the league hidden by all that hair!!!!

BUT EVEN FURTHER STILL

DUE TO THE BLUE EYES IT’S PROB A DABI CLONE AGAIN!!!

AND SINCE IT’S A CLONE THEY CAN QUICKLY LEAVE VIA DISINTEGRATION IF DISCOVERED!

WHILE KNIFE-CHAN CAN SWITCH WITH ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE SHE ATTACKED DURING THE EXAM OR PREPPED BEFORE HAND!

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY, AN ANIME THEORY THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK PEACE

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So Im Still Watching Citrus ⚠Spoiler Warning⚠

Guess who’s back on their bullshit!

Mei is. Damn Ahaira back at it again with the cold shoulder and not communicating properly. Love it. Good quality character Mei.

Note: Im tired. Episodes 9-11.

You know what…I really wanna quit. But Im not. Im too deep in to quit now. Welcome to the third anime review of Citrus where Im currently watching episode 11 and writing this in a tizzy because I just wanna take a moment to discuss this FROM MY OPINION and talk about Mei and how she doesn’t know how to relationship.

How old are these kids? Im gonna assume their all between older than 16 but no older than 18. In episode 8 we were left with Matsuri plotting something.

In the beginning of episode 9 we see Mei at school late at night and Matsuri rolls up and starts to grope her from behind. Then gives her a phone with contact of her “friends”. Friends meaning the people she sends her nudes too. Well not hers but ya know what I mean. She threatens to send the pic to gramps but jokes on her cuz he already caught the two doing stuff but whatever. So Mei takes the phone and when Mei and Yuzu are back home Mei tells Yuzu “That girl needs you.” and tells Yuzu to go on the date with Matsuri.

Somebody said in the manga Matsuri becomes a likeable character but I dont know. I JUST forgave Mei for her behavior. I doubt im going to forgive matsuri for this bullshit.

So it’s Christmas (who goes to school on Christmas) and Matsuri and Yuzu are on the doubt. They talk about when they were kids and Yuzu would invite Matsuri over for Christmas dinner with them because Matsuri’s parents fucked off somewhere. Well then the conversation takes a turn and Matsuri tells Yuzu what she did with Mei and Yuzu gets pissed and looks for Mei.

So get this right. Matsuri’s ‘friends’ are older guys who want some young girl cheeks and Mei acts all nonchalant like it was nothing. Then when Yuzu VERY MUCH WORRIED asks what would you do. Mei says she was prepared for it. Mei listen you can be #edgy all you want but please fuck off with that. No you weren’t.

So the three of them are on the train and Mei and Matsuri are having conversation about some shit. I forget and then Matsuri deletes the pic of them kissing and everythings chill. This chick says “when you two get comfortable let’s have a threesome.” Triffling. Triffling. They head home and Mei eats the cake that Yuzu baked for her. Mei doesn’t even tell her if it’s good or not. I hate her. So Mei and Yuzu have a moment and Mei starts stripping ready to give Yuzu the goodness of honey nut cheerios and says “there are things inside my mind that would scare you.” Mei shut the fuck up. You are codependent, have abandonment issues, and anxiety. If you dont sit down with your edgy emo middle schooler personality.

Mei Im afraid to break it to you but you are NOT the ideal big tiddied goth girlfriend.

So Mei is ready to have sex but Yuzu is not and says they can’t. Well she can’t. Mei gets mad and leaves Yuzu there. Mei how dare you get mad at somebody who isn’t ready for sex with you?

Mei you have bigger issues than this right now.

Episode 10 is this school trip. Mei is back on her bullshit and literally leaved Yuzu behind. Later in the episode Mei explains she didn’t wanna bother her but we all know better. In this episode we finally meet the pale blue haired girls named Sara and Nina. Nina being the taller sister with huge tits and long hair and Sara being the shorter one and no tits whatsoever. Oh by the way theyre twins and Sara is older. Sara is all about fate and believes things that happen are meant to be. Decent mentality I can understand. Nina has a childish personality and thinks just because she towers over most she can do fuck all. Not in big mommas house.

Good news for you all though I don’t find these characters as problematic as everyone else minus Harumin. Harumin is best girl. I refuse to believe otherwise. So Sara gets left behind so she can get something for her sister and Yuzu is late because Mei was being petty. So Sara and Yuzu join forces and travel on the train together and they openly talk about sexuality and how liking someone doesnt change based on gender and things which I applaud. Good thing to discuss and be positive towards. Plus 2 style points.

So later in the episode when Yuzu tries to tell Mei her feelings Mei says forget it happened. So were back to square fucking one. Good job Mei. Thank you for hurting Yuzu yet again and setting her into turmoil when all you are doin is fueling her Naruto complex. 👏👏👏 good job.

Theres a scene in episode 10 or 11 where Yuzu goes to a steam room or something late and Mei gets on her about it but Yuzu is pissed and says “Ill be in and out!” and slams the door on her. Then Mei is shocked like omg.

You did this. Everything that’s happening is your fault Mei. Throughout episode 11 Yuzu is having a coniption and they all go to a relationship shrine. Some folks are like why there but they all fall for it. My boyfriend and I did the same damn thing. All good fun. When we first meet Sara she talks about how she met someone and she knows they’re fated to be together. In the same episode I think we find out that Mei is the woman Sara met but we learn that from Nina. In episode 11 Sara is just giving Yuzu so much very helpful advice on how to confess and stuff. Sara is best wingman. Episode 11 ends with Sara asking to kiss Mei.

At this point…Yuzu just be with Harumin. She’s the only one who’s been real with you. Please. Mei…what Mei needs isnt a good girlfriend who she can fuck anytime. What she needs is to understand to be independent and not have anyone “need” her to be happy. She wants to be needed. She wants to be important in someone’s life to ensure they’ll never leave her. She needs to trust that nothing can hurt her.

It really seems like she’s a child trying to…SHE IS A CHILD TRYING TO BE AN ADULT!!! THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH MEI SHES JUST A KID TRYING TO BE AN ADULT!!

Mystery solved. Case solved. Ryan and Shane wish they could. Done. Show over.

And she can’t do feelings with people because nobody really showed her feelings and how things go. Yes. Mei doesn’t need love she needs guidance and a family that will be better to her.

Going to 5.4 outta 10 for this anime. We have two episodes left in the season. I figured out everything. Im aware of the chapter with Yuzu crying at the wedding so im ready for whatever.

Listen I know I said I was gonna do a Black Clover anime review but it can’t survive past episode 3. It’s going to be late because Im watching the dub. The sub is just…too much screaming.

Oh and nother thing I don’t hate the theme song for Citrus. Compared to everything else it’s just not something that grabs me. However the piano they play when they have fluffy moments sounds similar to the same piano they used in My Little Monster. It’s just different by a few extra notes.

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“Yo Ky! Flex for the chicks back home dude!” - Brian yelled over the roar of the diesel engines, the smell of gunpowder, rust, and testosterone filling the 113 degree air.

“Dude does it look like I fuckin need to flex! These guns are loaded!” Kyle, or Ky as he was known after Basic Training, popped his biceps at his sides.

He’d gained nearly 50lbs in the 6 months he had been “recruited”, 40 of which was packed on his previously lithe, weedy frame in the first few weeks of Bootcamp. Aiden and Brian hadn’t been joking when they said the Corps breaks you down and makes a Man out of you.

What they hadn’t mentioned was the swift, sifi-esque methods they use for a quick turn around. First was the typical bunk delegations, the haircut, which Kyle was none to happy about. They’d had to strap him to the chair while a bulky older man shaved him down to stubble, theb rubbed a sticky, burning gel into his scalp. He’d later find his hair follicles growing slower, and the roots standing straight up, for that perfect High'n Tight look.

Then, it was orientation, where they were given their uniforms, and watched a 2hr, or at least, what felt like a 2hr instructional video on the basics of life in the Marine Corps. The video was actually a 6.5 hr, covert induction method, implanting deep, subliminal messages directly into the minds of the young men watching.

There was a brief break, where you were allowed to free roam parts of the base, most went right for their bunks to change, then the horn announced meal time.

The food was heavily supplemented with well proven, and experimental chemicals enhancers, that got to work right away on the skeletal and muscle systems of the body. Along with the high protien, high carb diet, it would bulk the new boys up fast.

A second puberty almost, shoulders widened, chests barreled out, torsos and legs lengthened adding height to match the new heavy, dense muscle. Thick hair sprouting on your chest, or pits, legs and ass. Some stayed smoother than others due to genetics, leading to a bit of ribbing about the smoothies being pretty pansy boys. It was considered normal to go though several sizes of uniform and boots in a week or two, some virtually exploded up into hulking meat, while others gradually grew to fit the standard Marine stature. Not one Recruit was less than 6’, 140lbs, and the average boot size was a wide, bulky 16.

During this “growth stage” The routine was brutal. Grueling, long workouts, training exercises designed to test you mentally as well as physically, slowly breaking you down, bit by bit, until you were left an empty shell. Albeit a heavy, stomping, sweaty shell. By the end of week one, the new boys were broken, quiet, obedient young men, following orders without question, for fear that theyd be put through an even harsher routine.

It was the sleep cycles that did most of the mental work. The bunks were fitted with electromagnetic, as well as sound systems that emitted a mixture of subliminal white noise, and energy fields that worked hard on the mind, emptying it of anything the Corps felt was unnecessary, or not up to what a Marine should be. It also had the added benefit of inserting their obedient, tough, hardened persona, burying who they were under layers of raw masculinity.

Already masculine recruits found themselves heavily exagerated. Scratching themselves, speaking in heavy “bro” talk, swearing crudely no matter what the context of their conversations. Their body language changed, standing straight, chest out, shoulders back, hard, ever perky nipples poking through their green cotton tshirts. They'd crave a cold beer, or a hard scotch, able to drink far more than they would have before the added bodymass. Belching openly, even things like the constant funk of the barracks, the sweat of their fellow marines didn't bother them as much, finding it endearing, an outward display of virility. Men stink, Marines reek. It shows how hard you work to protect your country.

The strong minded never stood much of and chance, although they were slower to assimilate, and often required a second or third viewing of that initial video indoctrination. Kyle himself had seen it 3 times, as well as being admitted to the intense training section of the bootcamp facility.

There, he'd be put through hell, as Aiden and Brian said, as they too needed a good ass kicking to fully confrom. Typically, it was the strong willed, the proud, the intelligent, the gay boys, or bi boys, the "progressive liberal" youths that were taken to intensive training, where the white noise and electromagnetic fields wreaked havoc on their minds.

Filling their dreams with propaganda, using some of their liking for men against them with scenes of overtly masculine boys being men. Which changed slowly to hot blondes, perky brunettes, and finally, switching to nothing but drawn out straight sex scenes and instructions on how to be a true man, how to enjoy yourself and a woman's touch, a new craving for pussy, the desperate desire to rut and strut for them, the boys would all find their minds draining of intelligence as it was filled with sex, workouts, training, rough housing, rowdy displays of manhood, slowly burying their former individuality.

By the end of the 6th month, not one Recruit was left in their original physical or mental state. All clean cut, straight laced, testosterone pumped tough fuckers looking for their next good time and fighting for the country. Ky, Aiden, and Brian couldn't wait to get back to the states, Ky especially, as it was a big part of the program to get back, and show who you truly are to your friends and family. Plus, he’d been keeping in touch with Sandra, his “fag hag” who happened to be a drop dead gorgeous young thing he was planning on bedding the first night back! If all goes well, He’ll have left a parting gift deep in her tight, toned belly, and would be crossing the ocean back to the Barracks in a week, a fully converted Marine. “Dude! You think I should take my shirt off for this? She hasn’t seen a pic since the first fuckin’ week bro! Bet she creams herself when she sees my pecs!” - Ky shouted, giving his pecs a bounce in his shirt. “Nah, bro! It‘ll be a fucking riot seeing her soak herself when you finally take your uniform off at the pool party they’re throwin’ for our welcome party! Shit’s gonna be SICK!” - Aiden bellowed, taking one last picture of Ky, his best bro, on top of one of the trucks.

The Three of them couldn’t wait to go back, but nothing was better than sweatin’ under the desert sun, showing the world what men are made of, for Good Ol’ Uncle Sam!

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[Part 1] I did not like the new chick at all. She's too perfect which makes her very "Mary Sue"ish. And the comment about dating I feel does set it up for her to start dating probably Mac. What I can see happening, based off of the episode and some BTS pics, is she and Mac grow closer and she becomes the "perfect" partner for him, a la the discussion between him & Matty in 1X19 at the beginning of the episode. This leads to a split which the rest of the team tries to fix, such as Bozer and Jack

[Part 2] having an "emotional" scene which Justin Hires mentioned in a instavideo a few weeks ago (it what really looks like Jack's apartment, so Yay! for that). I can see them setting up both storylines in the premiere episode which was good like you said with the exception of Cage. My major issue is the dumbing down of Jack. Last season, he proved he was smart underneath all the physicality. This episode he seemed like a bumbling fool at times which may be setting up the "partnership" issue.

[Part 3 - last one I promise]. Anyway, reading the comments on FB and around the web, Cage was not well received at all. Very, very few fans liked her, so I'm really hoping she'll be a Thornton where it was announced she was a regular then gone by mid-season. She just doesn't fit. I'm wondering if that's a reason for the lack of real press release on Isabel Lucas joining the cast.

I think the most “positive” comments I’ve seen about Cage has been about her looks, honestly. Isabel Lucas is a wonderful actress, but if the most reaction to her is her attractiveness, kind of says something about how people feel about her character.I’m not sure about the press release about it, Justin kept referring to her as a “surprise”, but it could be another case where they plan to only have her for X amount of time.

Yeah, and I could actually see it fitting with the photo that was previously released of Bozer on the floor and Mac standing over to the side like he’s the one who did it. 

Honestly, I adore Jack, so it bothered me how he was treated. He’s got so much heart, and it seemed like not only was she more rude towards him, but she definitely got in between that bromance we all love.

I guess we will see! I’m always trying to be hopeful that they actually know what they’re doing.