#barty racoon crouch jr

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Hey, Evan, have you seen Barty anywhere—why is there a raccoon on your lap?

Evan: He’s my pet?

Regulus: Your pet. What’s his name?

Evan: Fluffy?

Regulus: …

Evan: …

Regulus: That’s Barty in his Animagus form, isn’t he?

Evan: Yeah precisely

[sunmoonyandstars]

evan proposing to barty

[maiiefizz]

Evan and Barty?

[eliaskew]

Barty wanted to prove he could become an animagus too.

J: Is it some kind of cat?

S: No, Minnie is a cat that is some kind of fucking demon

J: Maybe it's a dog?

S: DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU PRONGS?

P: Guys it's a squirrel!

S: It's fucking evil is what it is, holy shit-

R: Squirrels don't get that big Pete

P: Well Sirius' animagus is massive as well-

S: My animagus is a Grimm, not a dog, Wormy, it's supposed to be big. Unless that squirrel is on bloody steroids-

R: The markings aren't right. Maybe it isn't native to the UK?

S: Maybe it's a native of Hell

J: It could be a boggart, do boggarts count as animals?

R: That's like asking if a werewolf counts as an animal

J: ... Do they?

P: I can't find anything in this book.

S: DONT BITE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-

J: It has to be a kind of woodland creature right?

R: It's a racoon.

P: A what?

R: A racoon. They're not native to the UK.

S: GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF-

J: Is it venomous?

R: No.. but they are susceptible to rabies

S: SO HELP ME CROUCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT THIS FUCKING WINDOW-

P: What's rabies?

R: It's an animal disease, mate

J: Can werewolves get rabies? ... can I get rabies?

[child-of-icarus]

More Barty !! @moonyswarmsweaters

[sparklingwatermelo]

The next fic I write with Barty crouch as a mc …I’m giving him a pet raccoon named Richard senior

[themaraudersconstellation]

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Marauders animal

Okay, we all agree those:

Sirius 🐕‍🦺🐾

James 🦌

Peter 🐀

Remus 🐺

Barty 🦝

Regulus 🐈‍⬛

But what about lily, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Pandora, Evan, Emmeline and the others?

Personally I just got Pandora 🐇 but if you have any ideas tell me 🥰

Idea from @justalittledudeman : Mary 🐁 (curly)

[aristotle0]

quick sketch I did of a scene in the eighth chapter of my story "It all started with a racoon"

featuring the pantheon/skittles talking on the phone and Regulus introspective self

(that's Regulus in the photo, don't mind my inconsistence<3)

[maraudersstan2-0]

The difference between these pictures?

[daliyla]

Barty Crouch Jr.

[rosemarytales]

I am nothing if not a Bartemius Crouch sr hater

[eccentrichumanbeing69]

Barty Crouch Jr follows racoon meme shitpost accs on instagram

[maiiefizz]

Evan and Barty?

[sunmoonyandstars]

barty in a dress slaying as always

[eggs-mushrooms-moths-and-gay]

yo imagine what barty and temus would be like. In anyway they could be gucking each other or brothers but it would be fucking hilarious becuase barty would just bring out taht faral racoon in remus that we always need