#barty racoon crouch jr

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Hey, Evan, have you seen Barty anywhere—why is there a raccoon on your lap?

Evan: He’s my pet?

Regulus: Your pet. What’s his name?

Evan: Fluffy?

Regulus: …

Evan: …

Regulus: That’s Barty in his Animagus form, isn’t he?

Evan: Yeah precisely

[im-a-mess-of-a-person]

bcj my love

barty’s animagus as a bat pleases me so much. because i just know this bitch would think he looks mean and scary like this

but really he’s curled up in evan’s jacket like

[sunmoonyandstars]

evan proposing to barty

[maiiefizz]

Evan and Barty?

[purple-racoon-80]

*pets my blorbo on the head with a fond smile on my face* freak

[eliaskew]

Barty wanted to prove he could become an animagus too.

J: Is it some kind of cat?

S: No, Minnie is a cat that is some kind of fucking demon

J: Maybe it's a dog?

S: DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU PRONGS?

P: Guys it's a squirrel!

S: It's fucking evil is what it is, holy shit-

R: Squirrels don't get that big Pete

P: Well Sirius' animagus is massive as well-

S: My animagus is a Grimm, not a dog, Wormy, it's supposed to be big. Unless that squirrel is on bloody steroids-

R: The markings aren't right. Maybe it isn't native to the UK?

S: Maybe it's a native of Hell

J: It could be a boggart, do boggarts count as animals?

R: That's like asking if a werewolf counts as an animal

J: ... Do they?

P: I can't find anything in this book.

S: DONT BITE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-

J: It has to be a kind of woodland creature right?

R: It's a racoon.

P: A what?

R: A racoon. They're not native to the UK.

S: GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF-

J: Is it venomous?

R: No.. but they are susceptible to rabies

S: SO HELP ME CROUCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT THIS FUCKING WINDOW-

P: What's rabies?

R: It's an animal disease, mate

J: Can werewolves get rabies? ... can I get rabies?

[child-of-icarus]

More Barty !! @moonyswarmsweaters

[sparklingwatermelo]

The next fic I write with Barty crouch as a mc …I’m giving him a pet raccoon named Richard senior

[themaraudersconstellation]

pandora: i want a racoon

evan: we have a barty

pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands

barty: i don't?

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Marauders animal

Okay, we all agree those:

Sirius 🐕‍🦺🐾

James 🦌

Peter 🐀

Remus 🐺

Barty 🦝

Regulus 🐈‍⬛

But what about lily, Marlene, Mary, Dorcas, Pandora, Evan, Emmeline and the others?

Personally I just got Pandora 🐇 but if you have any ideas tell me 🥰

Idea from @justalittledudeman : Mary 🐁 (curly)

[aristotle0]

quick sketch I did of a scene in the eighth chapter of my story "It all started with a racoon"

featuring the pantheon/skittles talking on the phone and Regulus introspective self

(that's Regulus in the photo, don't mind my inconsistence<3)

[maraudersstan2-0]

The difference between these pictures?

[daliyla]

Barty Crouch Jr.

[maiiefizz]

Evan and Barty?

[eccentrichumanbeing69]

Barty Crouch Jr follows racoon meme shitpost accs on instagram

[rosemarytales]

this is a bartemius crouch sr hate blog, but you do have to admit that he really went off when he gave master stimmer barty a time turner, he truly decided to fuck around and find out there