#bar banter

[adorkabletwilightandfriends]

Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “Bar Banter”

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[mousegirlbartender]

Bar patron, noticing my mouse ears: I see you have two sets of ears. I plan on getting another set myself.

Me: Oh yeah?

Bar patron: yeah. They're hearing aids. So I'll have two sets of eyes and two sets of ears

Me: ah! A biblically accurate old person!

[fandomowltrash]

star wars outlaws: wild card

[tethrras]

deciding to headcanon that the lighthouse makes people feel Calm and Docile and Relaxed to excuse the fact that more of the companions aren't as mad as lucanis that ANY of this is happening

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

[taskhusbands]

Taskmaster S11E05

Bonus good boy:

[dnphobic]

rest in peace owl slide 2014-2023 🪦💔

[dramioneasks]

(affectionate) - Catmint and Thyme (Languish_Locked_in_L) - E, WIP - It's been nine years since graduation. Nine years since Hermione Granger last saw Draco Malfoy—maybe that's why she can't take her eyes off of him when he walks into the club. A Dramione story full of subtext, mutual pining, and abiding love—told through texting and narrative.

[violetthistle1]

Excerpt 6 from Singing in the Dead of Night by Violet_Thistle on Ao3.

“Okay, okay enough talk, the bars aren’t going to hop themselves!” Tonks snapped their fingers. 

“Right, and as for you two,” Moony turned his attention to the younger pair. 

“Oh boy, here we go, Professor Moony’s gonna lay down the rules.” Tonks rolled their eyes.

“That’s right, watch each other’s drinks, make sure you drink water too, not just alcohol, if Sirius throws up, one of you two better be holding his hair, and don’t apparate drunk. Call a muggle cab or send a patronus and Andy or I will come get you.” 

Tonks and Charlie both did a mock salute in acknowledgment, as they looped arms on each side of Sirius. 

“Well, ok, I guess we’re doing this! Bye, love!” Sirius called over his shoulder as he was pulled towards the exit by Tonks and Charlie. 

Let's go! Let’s go!” Tonks started skipping away, which meant the other two had to follow suit as their arms were linked, causing all of them to giggle. This quickly devolved into chaos when they reached the door and had to turn sideways to fit through. Tonks tripped over the threshold and almost brought the other two down, but Charlie and Sirius managed to keep them all standing as they finally exited and apparated away while still overcome with fits of laughter. 

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[darkcloud-kcalifornia]

*sigh* The Rentaro Family’s opponents just had to do it, didn’t they? It wasn’t enough that they already had a commanding lead with almost no chance of comeback. They just had to try and make it no chance by identifying the weak link and hammering it. Namely by trying to break Shizuka’s self confidence. And hey, congrats on identifying who would be weak to that. You managed to do it. But that was your first mistake.

Because you see, Jurassics, you’re not dealing with the average harem baseball team anymore…

[v7n5]

The joy of writing the opening and the ending but not the body 😍

[vermilionbeetle]

An introduction to The Dreamcatcher AU: ((includes story spoilers for Penacony))

A brief overview of the concept: in this AU, the word Dreamcatcher isn't tied to the object-- as in the object with native American culture connections-- as much as it is a thought on how memoria, Penacony, and the Dreamscape function.

Memoria as an element(?) is capable of forming physical beings from human memories, such as Misha and Gallagher.

Penacony, and therefore the Dreamscape, function on memoria as a concept. Yet too much memoria can be harmful.

Considering Misha and Gallagher will live on in the minds of the trailblazer and Astral Express crew, with enough memoria they could possibly become 'real' again...

Our 'character cast' will also have their own tags for specific searching, and will be listed under their name. Original characters will be in bold font.

Character cast: (October 1st, 2024)

Mikhail 'Misha' Char Legwork...

(#Misha's daydreams)

Gallagher...

(#Gallagher's bar banter)

[youngpettyqueen]

once again thinking about the post-canon dynamics on DS9

[didnt-hear-idsb-live-again]

Do you ever wanna just run into a field and scream

[3gremlins]

i foolishly started another playthrough of bg3 in the early access even tho the game comes out for realskies in like a week or so and i'll have get to make more characters/new pts anyway.

trying to make myself not be a pretty wood elf/half elf druid so rolled drow paladin (i'm def going to play a druid first once it's out for real tho b/c talk to animals is my favorite larian studios skill and i'm so sad without it. i just want to talk to all the animals and also wild shape!) and it's actually been pretty fun to just be tanky and whack things.

npcs are super rude to drow tho, it's real da elf and skyrim khajit/dunmer flashback hours (i don't love it? the fantasy race racism stand-in in rpg games always feels not terribly thoughtful? i realize it's b/c the source material has it but still idk there's got to be a better way and wotc/dnd is historically still not great at it)

i keep attempting to play a different type of character (i usually start to swing chaotic good no matter where i start lol), but it's difficult and also it's real hard not to flirt with astarion even if he disapproves of my kinda do-gooder paladin atm lol (i think b/c a character disproves sometimes my contrary nature takes the better of me b/c i'm like oh no but i want *them* to like me even tho everyone else approves or maybe b/c everyone else approves XD i've already romanced him & shadowheart tho, gotta try someone else's arc or proto arc as it were lol. BUT FLIRT WITH HOT KINDA STANDOFFISH ELF!!! i am weak T.T)

still wish you could set up the "what do you desire" character to be genderfluid and appear as both masc/femme forms. like my characters are all bi/pan! they're attracted to lots of people- idk if they've said anything about this? i haven't been watching *too* many dev videos b/c i don't want to spoil myself too much but i did some searching to see if it was mentioned anywhere yet and couldn't find anything (i did see that they'll have more body types for your tav at least in the final which is another small thing i dislike about the early access cc- even tho you can pick non binary as an id, you're still stuck w/ very binary body choices)

[blackcatanna]

Very obscure reference but this wine has Gunthy from Techno Banter (as yet unreleased indie club bouncer game by Dexai Arts) energy!