#bantheban

[mraberdeenwashington]

Florida bans lab-grown meat

Hey, fellow Floridians I just heard the most ridiculous news: our great state has banned lab-grown meat That's right, folks, if you're craving a juicy burger or some crispy chicken nuggets, it's gotta be from a real, live animal. No sci-fi lab magic for us!

I mean, I get it. Our governor wants to protect our agricultural heritage and all that jazz. But let's be real, this is just a thinly veiled attempt to keep us from eating "fake" meat. Like, what's next? Banning vegan restaurants?

And can someone please explain to me how this is going to help our state's economy? Are we going to start exporting "real" meat to other countries now? "Hey, China, want some genuine Floridian beef? We've got cows for days!"

But you know what the funniest part is? This ban is supposedly to protect us from the "global elite's agenda." Um, isn't that just code for "we're afraid of change and new technology"?

Anyway, if you're as confused and amused by this as I am, let's discuss it in the comments And if you're craving some lab-grown laughs, head over to my TikTok (@mraberdeen) for some meaty memes and jokes. Check out this hilarious video of a cow trying to order lab-grown meat at a drive-thru [https://www.tiktok.com/@mraberdeen/video/lab-grown-meat-drive-thru] or this Instagram post where I'm "protesting" the ban with a fake meat sign [https://www.instagram.com/p/CqU7hJ9oN7F/].

Oh, and if you need a good laugh, watch this video of a politician trying to explain what lab-grown meat is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]. It's like they're trying to describe a unicorn

#FloridaMan, # LabGrownMeatBan, # RealMeatOnly, # GlobalEliteAgenda, # TikTokComMrAberdeen, # InstagramComMrAberdeenWashington, # MeatLoverProbs, # FakeMeatFiasco, # AgriculturalAbsurdity, # FoodForThought, # PoliticsAsUsual, # BanTheBan

[napkindiary]

human holding his assault rifle protects a life without firing. human holding hunting rifle pre-meditates Murder. Any questions? To the NRA: the use of sport hunting to justify the 2nd Amendment is atrocious. I disagree with the insinuation that our forefathers would risk Life and Liberty for our Freedom, then propose an amendment to allow for the murder of unarmed creatures in the wild. I do realize that if liberals weren't so afraid of loud noises that you wouldn't have had to come up with that BS pitch in the first place; however, it is also unconstitutional that hunters actually need to acquire a license to hunt. The Constitution makes it clear that government cannot charge a fee to pay for the freedom to do that which a free person should be able to do; like, hunting to put food on the table for your family. Fear is the number one method to obtain control of a populace. Guns don't kill; a killer with motive and opportunity does. Firearm ownership is a right that has nothing to do with hunting; also, implies responsibility to exercise that right. The idea of Freedom cannot be demoted to a privelege; we must exercise the right to defend ourselves. We must take care not to throw away the freedoms our grandfathers died defending, instead of forfeiting each layer of protection we bled for, just because it gets a little hot today. I am not comfortable losing those rights which you are willing to give up forever, only to feel safe today. We will save no additional sum of lives by limiting citizens' rights to defend their property and their families from those who ignore the law and therefore ignore restrictions, in this way we open the door for criminals to operate without fear. #2ndamendment #billofnights #enoughisenough #guns #assaultweapons #bantheban #meatismurder #vegan #compassion #hunting #firearms #machinegun #tommygun #waitingperiod #triggercontrol #sightalignmentsightpicture #murder #animalrights #activism #carbine #beararms #napkindiaries (at Fox News Channel) https://www.instagram.com/p/B30RpzLBL3n/?igshid=1vmsnmk1wd3j5

[cassisback]

"You have to understand, / that no one puts their children in a boat / unless the water is safer than the land."

Heartbreaking. Powerful. And these are the people Trump is so afraid of. 

[leonpuplett]

Week Two got us like 🤦‍♂️

[clemagraphicsstudio]

#captainamerica #blacklivesmatter #enoughisenough #lovetrumpshate #heathcareforall #bantheban #marvel #illustration #draw #ink #pictures #artist #sketch #sketchbook #paper #pen #pencils #deviantart #artistforhire #instagood #gallery #masterpiece #creative #instaartist #graphics #artistdrop (at Clemagraphics Studio)

[darrelldass]

The only burden is the selfless decision that Transgender people make, placing their lives in harms way in defense of the rights of others. Now more than ever the Transgender Community needs their rights to be defended. #BanTheBan #TransgenderRightsAreHumanRights #TransPeopleAreNotABurden #NoH8

[kdjonesmtb]

LANDR - The 25th Is Comin' 4 U Ver2 by Phantom Electric Ghost https://soundcloud.com/kdjonesmtb-gmail-com/landr-the-25th-is-comin-4-u-ver2 on #SoundCloud #indiefilm #experimental #bantheban #music #muslimban #removebannon #experimental #edm #dj #grunge #riotgrrl #punk #punkrock #indie @expansive_sound_experiments @edmwonderland @edm.movement @edmdropsofficial #edmfamily @rolandaira @roland_us

[doingthedishesindrag]

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I was so proud to be a part of this protest against the immigration ban that leaders in the community were able to put together. It was a truly unique and beautiful experience. . . . . . . #love #selflove #loveyourself #instagay #newyear #work #werq #createyourhappiness #feelingmyself #bellydancer #backtoschool #protest #alllivesmatter #reclaimed #hashtag #spartacus #istandwithmuslims #bantheban #stophate (at Elkins, West Virginia)

[smilesierra]

We are united #worldhijabday #bantheban @nesreenalbanna23

[napkindiary]

human holding​ his assault rifle protects lives without firing. human holding a hunting rifle pre-meditates the taking of one Guns don't kill; killers with motive and opportunity do. Firearm ownership is a right that also carries the implied  responsibility to exercise it. The idea of Freedom cannot be demoted to a privelege; we have a duty to exercise it, to keep it fit! we must take care not to throw away that which our grandfathers died defending. Should I peel off each protection when you get a little hot; losing those rights you are willing to give up forever, only to feel safe today? We will save no additional sum of lives by limiting citizens' rights to defend their property and their families from those who ignore the law and therefore ignore restrictions. It is unnecessary precaution to force those who have done no wrong, to worry if they have adequate protection. To the NRA: the use of sport hunting to justify the 2nd Amendment is atrocious. I disagree with the insinuation that our forefathers would risk All for Freedom, then propose an amendment to allow for the murder of unarmed creatures in the wild. I do realize that if liberals weren't so afraid of loud noises that you wouldn't have had to come up with that pitch in the first place; now both of you, knock it of #2ndamendment #billofnights #enoughisenough #guns #assaultweapons #bantheban #meatismurder #vegan #compassion #hunting #firearms #machinegun #tommygun #waitingperiod #triggercontrol #sightalignmentsightpicture #murder #animalrights #activism #carbine #beararms #napkindiaries (at NRA - National Rifle Association of America)

[ntrntcitizn]

#musicmonday goes to @starbucks for being awesome. So listen to what they play while you enjoy your drink of choice. #theresistance #starbuckscoffee #starbucksrocks #javajobs #deleteuber #bantheban

[bridgetbatch]

#bantheban #laxletthemin #immigrationiscoolfearisnot #thebaniscowardice #immigrantsareus #weareallimmigrants (unless you're Native American) (at Tom Bradley International Terminal (TBIT))

[culvermccall]

Thinking of our forefathers today and what they endured for #religiousfreedom. We must defend and protect the US Constitution. #homeofthebrave #mayflower #patriots #bantheban

[mensrightsff]

RT @TandonRaveena: I want to read this book - #DelhiRiots2020 . 🇮🇳 thank you @BloomsburyIndia . 😊. #BanTheBan