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How You Play the Game Part 1 | Rooster x Reader

Summary: When Bradley wins a box seat ticket for the first game of the World Series final, he doesn't think his day could get any better. But when he's given a seat in the press box by mistake, he meets a gorgeous sports writer from New York. And he has one of the best nights of his life.

Warnings: Swearing, fluff, and smut (18+)

Length: 6300 words

Pairing: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x female reader

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Bradley was half asleep, sipping on his coffee while he drove to North Island from his house in the soft pre dawn light. He really hated these early training days that started at six o'clock and didn't end until after dinnertime. He'd be in the air all day, and then he'd probably be too tired to stay awake to watch game one of the World Series.

Everyone on base was excited that the Padres were playing the Angels. A Southern California showdown for the ages. Tickets to game one in San Diego were selling for almost a thousand dollars per seat, but the sports radio host Bradley was listening to was giving them away.

Bradley yawned as the host asked, "Who was the first major league baseball player to pitch a ball over 100 miles per hour?"

"That's easy," Bradley mumbled. "Nolan Ryan." And then he realized that it was 5:30 in the morning and perhaps nobody else who was listening knew that fact. "Huh," he grunted, reaching for his phone at a red light. He dialed the number and was shocked when he got through to the host.

"Good morning, caller! What's your name? Where are you from?"

"I'm Bradley. From Coronado."

"Do you have an answer for me, Bradley? Which major league player was the first to pitch over 100 miles per hour?"

"That would be Nolan Ryan."

"You sound confident in your baseball knowledge," the host replied. "Double or nothing? I'll upgrade your ticket to a seat in a box suite if you can tell me which team Ryan was pitching against."

Bradley smiled to himself as he pictured the boxes of his dad's old baseball cards that he still had in his garage. "He was pitching against the Chicago White Sox."

And just like that, Bradley was the proud owner of a suite ticket for game one of the World Series at Petco Park later that night.

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Your flight from New York to San Diego had been delayed so many times, you were a little surprised you managed to get to your hotel in your rental car and then make it to the game on time. At least you'd been able to start writing your article on the flight. Unless the game went into extra innings, you should be able to finish by your midnight deadline. Because if there was one thing the New York Times didn't mess around with, it was the hard cutoff for your submissions.

As you made your way to the media entrance at Petco Park, you pulled out your lanyard with your credentials and looped it around your neck. As soon as someone learned that you were a sports writer for the most prestigious newspaper in the country, they were either impressed or they did a double take. You were a freshly thirty year old female with a ten year career in sports journalism, and you didn't take shit from any guys about it.

In fact, you loved it when men tried to one up you. Because they never could. You knew more than they did about sports, you were an amazing writer, and you found pleasure in shutting them down. Preferably in front of their friends. And then they would inevitably try to ask you out. And you would shut that down, too. It was a game that you were very good at now.

As you were scanned into the ballpark by a security officer, you quickly made your way up to your assigned press box. You expected the heavy hitters to be there. And of course you'd be the youngest, and probably one of just a few women in attendance. As you climbed the narrow stairs and swiped your badge one last time, you opened the door and strolled past a table filled with food and drinks. And then you saw them: Carl from ESPN, Jack from The Chicago Tribune, Harold from the Los Angeles Times, and Quincy from the Philadelphia Inquirer. You would keep your guard up, because it was just a matter of time before one of them made some sort of comment about your ability to do your job.

The room was already filling up as you claimed a spot on one of the narrow counters where you could set up your computer and get to work. You removed your lanyard and tossed it next to your stuff, and then you waved to Raya from MSN Sports, the only other female in the room. When you turned to grab a drink and some food, you noticed the flash of a handsome face and a mustache. And then you stifled a scream as you saw and felt a plastic cup of cold beer meet your chest before soaking the front of you completely.

"Oh, fuck!" came the deep, raspy voice of the most handsome man you could remember seeing in recent history as he stared at your chest. You supposed it was a fair trade, because you couldn't look away from his face no matter what you did. He was hot; all tan skin, brown eyes, and wavy, brown hair. And the blush that crept in and colored his cheeks made him look boyish as he glanced up to meet your eyes. "I'm so sorry!"

When he swallowed hard, and his eyes drifted down to your chest again, you looked down as well. Great. Your light blue lace bra was plainly visible through your white blouse, and the beer was even dripping onto your jeans and your new, white Chucks.

You just shook your head and shrugged. "It's okay. Shit happens. But why did you bring a beer in here?" you asked. But he still looked so embarrassed and flustered, you decided to mess with him. "Who do you write for? I'll send them my laundry bill."

"Write?" he asked, and yep, that was confirmation that he had the sexiest voice you had ever heard.

"Yeah," you said, feeling a little flustered yourself as you reached for some napkins to dab your shirt dry. "Tampa Bay Times? Boston Globe? Oh Lord, don't tell me you're from Barstool Sports. I don't recognize you, and I'm pretty sure I'd remember you." That was a lie; you would definitely have remembered him.

"No," he said, watching your every move. "I don't write."

You laughed as his gaze flicked up from your chest to your eyes when you looked up at him. "That explains the alcohol, then. But why are you in the press box? Did you get lost up here?"

He smirked at that. "No. I won a radio contest and got a seat in a box suite. But somehow my ticket got mixed up, and they sent me a media pass instead."

"Really?" you asked, eyeing him up and down now. "I had to pay for a four year journalism degree for my media pass, and you're going to tell me I could have just listened to the radio?"

His laugh was infectious and his smile made you a little giddy as he held out his hand to you. "I'm Bradley. I don't think I could manage to write an article about sports, even if I was getting paid to do it. You must be very talented." You preened a bit at his words as you shook his hand. "And I'm really sorry about the beer," he added, gesturing to your shirt. "I'd offer to get you a drink or dinner, but the food in here is free, and you're actually working. So, I'll just stand here like an idiot and keep shaking your hand and apologizing until you tell me your name and tell me to stop. I'm really sorry about your shirt." He was still shaking your hand, and now you couldn't stop smiling.

You told him your first name and then you said, "You can stop shaking my hand now, Bradley."

"Let me grab you some water?" he asked, and when you nodded, he turned toward the bar in the far corner. And you took in his tall frame, broad shoulders and massive biceps which were highlighted by his Padres shirt.

"Oh no," you whispered to yourself, still mindlessly dabbing your wet blouse with some napkins.

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Bradley turned toward you with two water bottles, and thankfully this time he managed to keep the drinks in his hands. You were so fucking cute, and your wet shirt was doing crazy things to him. He couldn't stop smiling, and when you looked up at him and cautiously accepted your drink, you were smiling too.

"Thanks for not drenching me again," you said, tapping your drink to his. And then Bradley heard an older guy call your name, and you turned in his direction.

"Nice shirt," he shouted so everyone was suddenly looking your way. "That how you plan on getting an exclusive with one of the players? Sex sells now? I thought this was about the game."

Bradley was appalled that another journalist was talking to you like that, but before he could say that your wet shirt was actually his fault, you were shouting back at the guy.

"Harold, you couldn't even drag your sorry, old ass down to the field fast enough to get an exclusive with the mascot. I don't know how you're not retired or dead yet. Didn't you cover the 1922 World Series?"

Bradley watched Harold purse his lips at you before he turned away and took a seat. And when Bradley glanced down at you as you sipped your water, you looked completely unfazed. And he was ridiculously turned on.

"Damn, nobody should be messing with you," he said, thoroughly impressed. "You're an Ace."

You just rolled your eyes, but you looked very pleased by his words. He already knew he wanted to talk to you all night, but now you were setting your drink down next to your computer and opening it as you sat. "This is a boys club. Just a dick measuring contest. I can't let up for a second or I'll get steamrolled."

Bradley let his eyes dip down to your damp shirt as he asked, "I don't want to commit another beer related crime. You seem to know how this press box stuff works. Mind if I sit with you?"

"Not at all," you told him as you licked your lips. "As long as you don't spill anything else on me."

Bradley eased himself down on the stool next to yours, and his knee brushed your thigh. He watched you filling out a baseball stat sheet while you opened up a document on your computer.

"So what was the trivia question?" you asked as you sipped your water again.

"Trivia question?" he murmured, watching your lips wrap around the rim of the bottle before you took a drink.

"Yeah, isn't that how you won the pass? For the box seat? Even though you're slumming it with the journalists now?"

"I wouldn't call this slumming it," he said, eyeing your pretty face. "But yeah, they asked who was the first pitcher to throw a ball over 100 miles per hour."

"Oh. Nolan Ryan. Angels versus the White Sox. Nice," you said as you smiled at him. Fuck. You liked sports. You wrote about sports. You were gorgeous, and you knew more about sports than he did. Bradley let his mind drift to peeling off your damp, white shirt and licking the taste of beer off your chest while you moaned baseball stats and ran your fingers through his hair. He could definitely get into that. He briefly wondered if you were going to be at the next game here on Sunday.

And then you were keeping the game stats in your notebook at the same time you typed up notes, and Bradley realized he had missed the first few pitches. "Oof, that was a sloppy curveball," you muttered as you peered down at the field before checking the overhead screen. "He's supposed to be their Ace."

"Nah, you're the Ace," Bradley said, and you turned to grin at him as your fingers brushed against his. There was not a lot of room at this little countertop, and when you tried to nudge his arm out of the way, he wrapped it around the back of your stool.

"How am I supposed to keep my stats with you taking up so much space?" you asked, but your tone sounded playful, and you leaned a little closer to him. "You're massive."

Those words spoken in your voice had his cock stirring. "Yeah well, not a lot I can do about that, Ace."

That grin was back as you tapped the end of your pencil against your lips, and his gaze followed the motion. "So what do you do, Bradley? I'm going to guess you're not a waiter since you can't walk without spilling drinks. And you're definitely not a writer."

"I'm a pilot. A naval aviator," he told you softly, running his thumb along your back and watching you bite your lip.

"Fascinating," you told him before returning your attention back to the game and scribbling down the pitch count. And that's when Bradley's gaze landed on your badge which was sitting next to your computer.

He recognized your full name immediately. "Holy shit. You write for the New York Times."

"Yeah," you replied, turning to look at him before pulling your lip between your teeth again.

"Ace. I recognize your name. You're the best sports writer in the country."

Bradley was blushing, he knew he must be, but your bright smile was focused on him, and he couldn't keep his fingertips from drawing lazy shapes along your back where his hand rested.

"You know me?"

He nodded and raised an eyebrow at you. "You're famous. I read your articles all the time. I downloaded the New Your Times app solely for you."

When you laughed and gently bit the eraser end of your pencil, Bradley groaned. "You're funny," you told him.

"You're gorgeous." The words were out his mouth before he could stop himself. He thought about apologizing, but then you leaned in a little closer and ran your pencil eraser up his thigh along his jeans.

"Stop distracting me," you whispered, kissing his cheek before returning your attention to your computer. Your lips had brushed the end of his mustache, and he could still feel the soft sensation there as you gazed at him from the corner of your eyes. This was going to be a long night for Bradley.

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Bradley had called you gorgeous. He was playful, and he kept a smile on your lips. When he made a comment about the Angels' catcher, you told him, "You're completely right. I'm adding that to my piece." And he blushed that deep shade of pink again.

"Damn, Ace. I'll be thinking about your voice when I read your article tomorrow morning."

"Mm," you hummed, marking down another strikeout. "It would be fun to read it to you. I think you'd blush. The whole time."

His lips were parted, and he looked a little surprised. "It would be the filthiest of dirty talk," he muttered, and when you giggled, he grinned.

You had to bite your lip against the desire to kiss his cheek again. "World Series articles and pitching stats? That's what's gonna do it for you, Bradley?"

"Shit, how dirty can you make those pitching stats?" he whispered, thumb still skimming along the back of your shirt.

"You'd be surprised," you told him, shooting him an innocent look as he nodded at you.

"I'm sure I would."

The more you scribbled down in your notebook as the game progressed, the closer Bradley got to you. His big palm was warm on your back and you found yourself leaning into him more and more. By the eighth inning, his leg was pressed up against yours and he just kept getting closer.

"Ace, you're killing me," he murmured, taking your pencil and erasing the sloppy note you had written about the Padres relief pitcher. "Let me help."

You laughed as he rewrote your note very neatly followed by what you assumed was his phone number. Oh, he was a bold one. Very handsome, very funny and very bold.

Without a word, he handed your pencil back to you. "What am I supposed to do with that?" you asked, tapping his phone number with the pencil.

His breath was warm on your cheek as he said, "Save it in your phone. Call it. Text it. Let it know when you're in San Diego. I don't know, Ace. I just like you."

Your lips parted right as the Padres catcher hit a home run, and as everyone else in the ballpark erupted in cheers or groans, Bradley pressed his lips softly to yours. And then you tossed your pencil aside and ran your hand up along his neck. His lips were soft, but damn, his mustache was rough and you liked it.

You pulled back a few inches. "And if I text you, you're going to write back?" you asked.

"Immediately," he promised.

"Well then maybe I'll save your number."

He groaned softly as you marked down the home run. "Are you covering game two on Sunday?" he asked as the ninth inning started.

"I'm covering every game," you told him, letting your hand rest on his thigh. The soft noise he made had you scraping your fingernails softly along his jeans as he watched your hand instead of the game. "I'll be back and forth between San Diego and Los Angeles for the next two weeks or so, if they go to seven games. Which, in my professional opinion, they will."

After your fingers grazed his zipper, you watched his head tip back, the veins in his neck working as he swallowed. You were pretty turned on now, too. And the way he was responding to you was making things worse by the minute.

"I'm gonna have to drop a grand on a ticket to see you back here on Sunday, aren't I?" he asked as you shrugged and ran your finger along his belt loop. Then you released him and turned back to type a few sentences for your article.

"Listen," you told him without looking at him. "There's no guarantee I'm even going to let you have my number, so I wouldn't worry about that just yet."

He was quiet for a beat as you typed away, and then he said, "How about you let me buy you a drink for real? Right after the game tonight?"

"I have a deadline to meet," you told him, and he looked disappointed as he nodded. "But my article is almost done. And my hotel is right across the street. We could go to the bar there?"

"Absolutely," he murmured, his fingers still at your back. "Anywhere you want."

As soon as the game ended with a Padres victory, you tossed your computer and notebook into your bag, and you were on your feet next to Bradley. "Let's get out of here."

You took his big hand in yours, glancing up at him occasionally as you tried to beat most of the crowd to the exit. And each time, he was looking back at you, smiling. You led him across the parking lot, and your hotel was in sight when you pushed him up against the brick wall outside of the ballpark. Bradley welcomed your body against his, and he looked at you like he couldn't believe this was happening just before you kissed him.

It was dark over here, even the streetlights were dim. His hands were on your back as your fingers tangled in his hair, and you were rubbing yourself gently against him.

"Ace," he grunted against your lips. "You gotta let me buy you that drink."

You could feel him growing harder for you as you kissed him and tasted his tongue. Suddenly the hotel bar was the farthest thing from your mind. It had been replaced by thoughts of your hotel room bed instead.

"Come on, Bradley," you whispered, linking your fingers with his and leading him further down the sidewalk. He went with you willingly, leaning down to kiss your cheek and your neck as you waited in a crowd of people for the light to change at the crosswalk.

"You smell good. Like the beer I spilled on you," he groaned, holding you close. The movement of his lips had his mustache prickling your neck. You wanted to feel it on all your sensitive skin. You wanted to see if you could make him blush in bed.

You and he stumbled across the street and into the hotel lobby where you eyed the bar as he wrapped his big hand around your waist. You looked up at him and asked, "Wanna skip the bar and go up to my room? Find out if I taste good like the beer, too?"

The sound of Bradley's groan as his hand slid down to your butt had you pressing yourself against his thigh. "Lead the way, Ace."

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The elevator ride to the top floor was filled with the sound of kissing as well as the little gasping noises you made. Your hands were at the fly of his jeans as he pushed you back against the wall and devoured your mouth. Bradley was so hard and ready for you, he was honestly surprised. He just met you. This was not a usual occurrence for him.

"Bradley," you moaned, unbuttoning his jeans as the elevator jolted to a stop. You abandoned his jeans for his hand and pulled him down the hallway, running toward your room and laughing. You stopped in front of one of the doors and started to dig in your bag.

He stood behind you and ran his lips along your neck as you gasped for him. You were so responsive, stroking something deep down inside of Bradley every time you reacted to him. He wrapped his hands around to the front of your jeans and started to play with your button as well. When his fingers met the soft skin of your belly, your head tipped back against him.

"I can't find my room key," you moaned as he ran his hands up inside your shirt. He watched as you gripped the bag with both hands and let your eyes drift closed.

"You're not really trying very hard, Baby," he said with a smirk. He couldn't believe you right now. So pretty and so lost to his touch. He was throbbing and aching for you, too.

"Because you're teasing me!" you complained with a laugh. But then you turned in his arms, and suddenly Bradley's hands were on your bare back. Your eyes were wide, bag clutched between your body and his. "This is... not something that I usually do. Especially not when I'm on the job." Your voice was soft, and as you nervously bit your lip, Bradley leaned down to kiss your cheek.

"Same, Ace," he promised with a smirk. "In fact, I've never had a woman seduce me this quickly before. You're irresistible."

Your laughter was the best thing he had ever heard. "I thought I was the one being seduced here?"

"No," he said, reaching into your bag and plucking out the key. "You're in charge." He handed it to you, and you wrapped your fingers around the back of his neck and kissed him hard before you turned and unlocked the door with your other hand. You pulled Bradley with you as you stumbled backwards into the dark room.

As you searched blindly for the light switch, you pushed Bradley against the wall. You had your fingers in the hair at the back of his head and your tongue was in his mouth as you located the switch.

"That's better," you mumbled breathlessly as you turned on the light, and Bradley pulled away from you a few inches.

"You're fucking gorgeous," he whispered as he tightened his right arm around your waist. He wasn't being shy about how hard he was for you, and you weren't being shy either. You whimpered as you rubbed yourself gently against him, and he ran his thumb along your cheek and down to your lips. "I haven't been this turned on in so long."

Then Bradley watched you reach down and pull off your white shirt in one smooth motion, leaving you in that sinful looking blue bra before him. You were stroking him through his jeans with your right hand when you whispered, "I thought you were going to taste me, Bradley." Your eyes were wide and innocent looking as you challenged him.

He nodded slowly. "I wanna taste you everywhere." Then he scooped you up as you laughed, and he carried you to the king sized bed as you wrapped your arms around his neck. "You gonna let me do that?"

"Yes," you whispered right next to his ear, and Bradley eased you down onto the bed with his body weight on top of you. As you started tugging on his Padres shirt, he managed to remove his shoes before reaching down both of your calves and yanking yours off. He tossed them blindly behind himself, wincing as he hit the wall with both of them.

But you just laughed and pulled his tee shirt up, leaving him in his white tank. You were holding his shirt in your hand as he pressed his lips to yours. "You taste so good here," he whispered, running his tongue along your bottom lip as you wrapped your leg around his hip. Then he kissed your chest before licking a stripe across the top of your lace bra as you bucked your core against him. "Fuck," he groaned. He licked and sucked on the top of your right tit. "Your skin tastes like that spilled beer. I love it on you."

"Well then, you better clean me up with your tongue, since it's your fault in the first place." You tipped your head back, and arched your back off the bed, and Bradley followed your lead, letting his big hands find the clasp of your bra. You moaned softly as he unhooked it and moved his fingers around to ease the fabric away from your body.

"God damn," he groaned before taking your nipple between his lips. Your fingers were tight in his hair as he sucked on you, rubbing the rough pad of his thumb against your other breast.

"Bradley!" you cried out when he rubbed his mustache across your nipple. He was dying to fuck you, but you were letting him tease the hell out of you, and he was loving this.

"You like that?" he asked, enjoying all the cues you were giving him. He couldn't stop grinning as you whimpered a soft little yes before pulling his undershirt off.

When you ran your fingers through his chest hair and down his abs, Bradley swallowed hard. Because you didn't stop there. You reached right for his unbuttoned jeans and eased his zipper down. He held himself over you, looking down into your needy eyes as you ran your fingers along the elastic of his underwear before delving inside. You licked your pouty lips before you wrapped your hand around his cock, and then you closed the distance up to his lips with the softest, sweetest kiss. You stroked him slowly while barely brushing your lips against his, and it was driving him absolutely insane.

"Ace," he grunted, and you squeezed your hand around his cock and giggled while he moaned for you. Then you gasped and let go of him. "What's wrong?" he asked, immediately pulling himself away from you while he panted.

Your eyes looked concerned, so he put a little more distance between your bodies. "I don't have any condoms," you whispered as you eased your hand away from him.

Bradley pressed his lips to your forehead. "I think I have one in my wallet. It's new."

"Oh," you gasped. "Should have known," you told him. "You're pretty gorgeous, too."

Bradley wanted to ease your mind, let you know that he didn't hook up with a lot of women anymore. He wanted to tell you that the condom was there for just a special occasion like this one. He wanted to explain to you that the last few he'd had in his wallet had been sacrificed to Jake when he'd been in a pinch at the bar.

But you were easing him onto his back, and he supposed it probably wouldn't make much of a difference. It wasn't like you were going to want more from him than just tonight. Besides, he hadn't had anything that wasn't casual in a very long time.

You were on top of him now, straddling his waist in your unbuttoned jeans, and you were reaching for both of his hands. And when you had your fingers laced with his and pinned his hands over his head, Bradley closed his eyes and enjoyed your touch. Your lips were soft on his face and your thumbs were stroking along his palms in a way that was not only turning him on more, but also providing him with some comfort.

When you whispered his name, he opened his eyes and he felt surprised by the realization that he only met you tonight.

"Maybe you should get that condom ready?" you asked softly, rolling your hips against Bradley's torso.

"Yeah," he grunted. And then you were easing down his body, taking his jeans and underwear with you. Bradley propped himself up on one elbow as his cock sprang free. You made eye contact with him, lips parted on a soft whimper.

"Bradley," you sighed, tugging his jeans, underwear and socks completely off.

Before you tossed everything aside, he mumbled, "Grab my wallet, Baby." Your eyes met his with so much need before you focused on taking the leather out of the pocket of his jeans, it had him reaching for you.

You shoved it into his hand before you scrambled back up his body and brushed your fingers through his hair, kissing his lips like he was every goddamn thing you wanted.

Bradley removed the condom and tossed his wallet onto the floor. Then he had you underneath him again. You still smelled like the spilled beer as he kissed his way along your chest, and you were trying to wriggle out of your jeans. "I can take care of that," he whispered, pressing the condom into your hand. Then he had every scrap of fabric removed from your body, and he didn't know if he could handle how perfect you really were. "Ace," he groaned when you eased your feet up his biceps and let your ankles rest on his shoulders.

Bradley's lips found the inside of your right thigh as if he was drawn to you like a magnet. Your eyes were half lidded, and you had one hand in his hair and one on your tits. How was he going to recover from this?

"Let me taste you," he begged, and when you nodded, his lips were on your pussy immediately. He groaned, already addicted to the way you tasted here too. He kissed along your slit and buried his nose against your clit.

"Oh!" you gasped, tightening your grip on his hair and spreading your legs wider for him. Bradley's cock was throbbing against the bedding as he slid his tongue up through your soaking wet pussy until his lips were wrapped around your clit.

"Yesss," you hissed, gently riding his face as you whispered his name. And with each stroke of his tongue, you got a little louder, your fingers pulled his hair a little more. Oh, he was so fucking turned on for you, he wasn't sure he'd last more than a minute once he had that condom on.

"Bradley!" you gasped, pressing your heel into his back while he sucked on your clit. "Put the condom on."

It took him a little bit to get his lips away from your pussy, because he really wanted to get you off with his mouth. But then he rationalized that you wanted him to get you off with his dick instead, and that sounded perfect, too.

"Okay," he panted, brushing his wet mustache against your belly as you opened the condom for him. He rolled it on and kissed your lips as he pressed himself to your core. Now you were holding him in place by his hair as you returned his kisses, softly moaning into his mouth as he pressed his tip into you. You felt warm and tight and perfect, and as you took every inch of him, he stroked his thumb along your cheek.

"Oh god," you whimpered, frantically kissing him and licking his mustache. Your voice was coming in little gasps, and he loved the sound of it.

Bradley withdrew and thrust back inside you, and you rolled your hips with his. "You gotta tell me what you like, Ace. I want to make you feel good."

He watched your eyes go a little wider before you reached for his hand. When you took his index and middle fingers between your lips and started sucking on him while he fucked you, he groaned. "Baby. God that feels fucking great. But don't make me cum yet."

With a soft whimper, you swirled your tongue along his fingers before popping them out of your mouth and guiding his hand down between your bodies to your clit. Bradley had to suck in a deep breath and think about one of his superior officers leading a boring lecture to keep himself in check. He never felt close to the edge this fast, but as he ran his wet fingers along your clit and fucked you into the bed, he knew he could cum if he let himself.

"Bradley," you whispered, and he buried his face against your neck. "Harder."

He bit his lip and fucked you harder while you whined his name, and he kept his fingers on your clit, trying to work you up. He needed to get you off. He absolutely needed to do this. Because he was hoping you'd call him or text him. He wanted you to save his number and use it. He was already dying for more.

"Ace," he groaned, pressing his lips to your neck as your fingers drifted down his shoulders to his back.

You moaned, "I like it when you call me that," so Bradley pressed the nickname against your lips with his until you were gasping and clenching around him. When you came for him, you took his fingers from your clit and laced your hand with his as his movements grew more erratic.

He was saying something as he came inside you, but he wasn't exactly sure what. And you were looking up at him with a soft, fucked out smile and pushing his hair away from his forehead with your warm hand. And then you let him collapse on top of you while he was still buried inside you, and you ran your fingers back through his hair.

Bradley settled his cheek against your chest and let himself enjoy the feel of your breathing evening out after your orgasm. You were still making soft sounds as you rubbed your calf along his leg. He could have stayed just like this all night. You felt that good.

Just as he looked up at you, about to ask if there was any way you'd want to see him again this weekend, you laughed softly.

"Wow. That was fun."

Fun. He wanted to be more than a fun time. "And good, I hope?" he asked softly.

"More than good," you whispered, laughing again. "Amazing."

Bradley smiled at you, and he knew he was blushing. "Yeah. Amazing is the right word for it."

And you were smiling so much, Bradley laughed as you tried to hide behind your hand. He leaned in and kissed your wrist. "Ace, I-"

Bradley jerked away from you as an alarm went off somewhere in the room. When you sat up, he gently eased himself out of you with a grunt.

"That's my thirty minute warning," you told him, scrambling out of bed. "I need to finish my article and submit it."

"Oh," he said, watching you bend to locate your phone. "Right."

You looked at him and licked your lips nervously as you shifted your weight from one foot to the other. And then you bent to start retrieving your clothing, and Bradley's heart sank as he stood as well. Wordlessly, he went into the bathroom to take care of the condom and wash his hands, and when he came back out, you were dressed in your underwear and the white shirt he had messed up.

"I guess," he whispered, pulling on his own underwear, "I should go then."

You pressed your lips together and nodded slightly. "I guess so."

"Okay," he said, quickly getting himself dressed in everything except his Padres tee. He just held that while he looked at you. "You have my number."

"I do," you whispered.

"You can use it," he told you with a smile, and you leaned in to kiss his cheek. And then your lips were on his. And then your fingers were in his hair again.

You moaned and then pulled away from him, and Bradley forced himself to walk backwards to the door, not wanting to take his eyes off you.

"Bye, Bradley."

He didn't want to say goodbye to you, so he said, "See ya, Ace," and then he was out in the hallway with the door closing behind him.

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Oh, Bradley! I love Ace, and I hope you do, too! Thanks @mak-32 and @beyondthesefourwalls

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By: Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Published: Oct 14, 2023

I was raised to curse Israel and pray for the destruction of Jews, writes AYAAN HIRSI ALI... That's why I know all too well Hamas is another ISIS - whatever useful idiots in the West say

All across the West, there is no shortage of people blaming the horrors in Israel on Israel itself — and openly supporting the perpetrators.

The head of policy at the Community Security Trust, which monitors hate crimes committed against British Jews, has said: 'Anti-Semites are getting excited by the sight of dead Jews... Hamas murdering Israeli civilians has exhilarated them... We've had reports of people driving past synagogues shouting 'Kill the Jews'.'

Anti-Semitic incidents in Britain are currently three times higher than they were this time last year, the charity adds.

'Free Palestine' graffiti has been scrawled on a railway bridge in Golders Green, a Jewish area of north London, while in Oxford Street, one young woman — who may well have been radicalised in England — was filmed ripping down posters that pleaded for the safe return of the babies taken hostage by Hamas. 'Free Palestine, f*** you!' she screamed at an onlooker who dared to remonstrate with her.

On Thursday night in Paris, police used tear gas and water cannon to disperse hundreds of people at a pro-Palestine rally, in which protesters chanted 'Israel murderer [sic]' and 'End the siege of Gaza.'

Outside the Sydney Opera House, about 1,000 protesters lit flares and waved Palestinian flags — and some were filmed chanting: 'Gas the Jews.'

In the U.S., meanwhile, 31 student groups at Harvard signed an open letter claiming that the 'Israeli regime' was 'entirely responsible for all unfolding violence', while California's Stanford University displayed a banner declaring that Palestine would be made free 'by any means necessary' — a sinister slogan that tacitly justifies Hamas's slaughter of children in pursuit of its aims.

Not to be outdone, the Chicago 'chapter' of the Black Lives Matter movement posted an image of a paraglider alongside the slogan 'I stand with Palestine'. The reference, of course, was to Hamas paragliders who descended on Israel's Supernova music festival last Saturday to rape and butcher at least 260 young people.

In short, anti-Semites the world over have been emboldened by this crisis, and Jews are once again being blamed for their own massacre. And I am not remotely surprised. In my childhood, I was steeped in the Islamist movement's noxious anti-Semitism — which has been on such ugly display this week.

Born in Mogadishu, Somalia, I spent my early years escaping political strife after my father was imprisoned for being an anti-government activist. We moved between countries before settling in Kenya.

The worst insult in the Somali community was to be called a 'Jew', not that any of us actually knew one. To be called a 'Jew' was so abhorrent, some felt justified in killing anyone who so dishonoured them with this 'slur'.

As a teenager in Nairobi in the 1980s, I joined the Muslim Brotherhood — the strict Sunni Islamist movement, founded in Egypt in 1928, from which Hamas ultimately descends.

I vividly remember sitting with my female fellows in mosques, cursing Israel and praying to Allah to destroy the Jews. We were certainly not interested in a peaceful 'two-state solution': we were taught to want to see Israel wiped off the map.

When I was 16, my school's teacher of religion was Sister Aziza. She read to us the Koran's lurid descriptions of the everlasting fire that burns flesh and dissolves skin — the place reserved for Jews.

Sister Aziza described Jews as physically monstrous, with horns coming from their heads, out of which flew devils that would corrupt the world. Jews controlled everything, she told us, and it was the duty of Muslims to destroy them.

It was a lot to take in for a teenager who read Western romance novels in secret, but I believed every word.

When the fatwa was issued against the British writer Salman Rushdie in 1989, a small crowd gathered in a Nairobi car park to burn a copy of his novel The Satanic Verses.

Sister Aziza urged us to join in the condemnations of Rushdie and I am ashamed to say I took part in the book-burning. I was certain Rushdie should be killed, but the scene nevertheless made me uncomfortable.

That seed of doubt grew over the next few years as I questioned why, if Allah was so just, women were treated as mere chattels in some Muslim families.

Over time, my questions turned into open rebellion against the Muslim Brotherhood, Islam and, ultimately, my family.

My father sent me to relatives in Germany in 1992 so I could go from there to Canada to join the distant cousin he had married me off to. I ran away from that marriage and travelled to the Netherlands where I sought asylum.

Eventually, I became a member of the Dutch parliament, and later settled in America.

I abandoned my religion, but I have never lost my clear-sighted understanding, forged in my childhood, of Islamism's pathological hatred of Jews, as well as Muslims considered as heretics and non-Muslims in general.

The former Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi — a one-time leader of the Muslim Brotherhood — declared that Muslims should 'nurse our children and our grandchildren on hatred' of Jews. His organisation has done just that — and the despicable sentiment is the underlying context to Hamas's most recent attacks.

The truth, however, is that Hamas is no more a friend of the Palestinians than it is a friend of Israel.

Those who see the conflict as a simple territorial dispute between a colonial state and a dispossessed minority fail to recognise Hamas for what it really is: a gang of genocidal Islamist thugs backed by a theocratic, anti-Semitic regime in Iran.

Useful idiots on the far-Left in Western countries, who blindly support Hamas because they see it as a freedom-fighting group, harm the very people they claim to defend.

They say they want peace —and perhaps many of them do. But real peace talks based on the 2020 Abraham Accords between Israel and Arab countries have made painstaking but undeniable progress despite the efforts of Hamas.

Until Hamas's recent attacks, Saudi Arabia and Israel had looked set to normalise relations. This murderous incursion was an attempt to derail such talks — and thus ruin any chance of lasting peace.

Ordinary Palestinians want to build a prosperous, functioning society. Hamas, in its obsession with annihilating Israel, doesn't care about that. It wishes only to bring about a genocidal Islamist dystopia.

It is Hamas, after all, that holds Palestinians hostage in Gaza, setting up military installations in — and launching rockets from — civilian areas in the full knowledge that counterstrikes will kill innocent people.

It is Hamas that impoverishes Palestinians by stealing humanitarian aid to fund its terror. This is what 'by any means necessary' truly signifies: supreme callousness towards Palestinian life.

If you genuinely want to see peace between Israelis and Palestinians, or more generally between Muslims and Jews in the Middle East, then Hamas should be your enemy.

And even if — like many in the West, as we can now see — you don't care at all about Israeli or Jewish lives, even if you care only about the lives of Palestinians, Hamas is still your enemy. After all, Hamas ruthlessly persecutes any Palestinians who disagree with it: a 2022 U.S. State Department report found that, among other abuses, Hamas detained and assaulted critical journalists.

It is especially hostile to public figures associated with its rival Fatah, the Palestinian party voted out of office in Gaza in 2006, but which still runs the West Bank.

Hamas harasses its own dissidents, and has invaded the home of at least one young critical activist, telling his parents to keep their son under control — or else.

As a Dutch MP in 2004 and 2005, I travelled to the West Bank and met Palestinians.

In public, they spouted all the usual lines about Israel being their 'oppressor'. But once the cameras were switched off, they spoke more truthfully.

They complained bitterly about their treatment by Hamas and other radical groups, and told me how money meant to feed the people was being taken to fund those organisations' activities and their leaders' luxurious lifestyles. Arabs and Palestinians alike told me how fed up they were with conflict, and how ready they were for peace.

Hamas, like other Islamist groups, has done its best over the course of decades to stomp all over those wishes.

And it has been successful. The shocking rise in anti-Semitism in the West owes much to the entrenched Islamist networks that have spent years stirring up this ancient hatred.

Europe must now wake up to these fifth columnists who shamelessly celebrate violence and bigotry, promoting hatred of the Jewish minority in Europe.

The West must also wake up to the moral corruption of its own Hamas supporters, from Left-wing university students to flag-waving street thugs.

Meanwhile, elite human-rights organisations need to do far more to name terrorism when they see it.

It is horrifying to see Amnesty International claiming that one of the 'root causes' of the crisis is 'Israel's system of apartheid imposed on Palestinians'.

Human Rights Watch, meanwhile, should do more than merely equivocating in its insistence that no injustice can justify another.

This is not to argue that Israel should be immune from criticism. My point is that much of the criticism is at best misguided and at worst thinly veiled anti-Semitism.

Hamas, like Lebanon's Hezbollah, Isis in Syria and Iraq, Nigeria's Boko Haram, Somalia's Al-Shabaab and several other groups, are fighting not for the liberty and prosperity of Muslims but, ultimately, for the annihilation of Israel and the imposition of an Islamic state.

If Palestinians and other Muslims have to suffer for that aim, then so be it.

Well-meaning celebrities and broadcasters who, out of wilful ignorance and good intentions, hesitate to condemn Hamas as terrorists need to recognise this truth.

These are dark times for Israel and for the world, but there are some reasons to be hopeful.

This week's strong statement by America, Britain, France, Italy and Germany condemning Hamas while recognising the 'legitimate aspirations' of the Palestinians is a good sign.

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer's condemnation of Hamas is particularly welcome, given that, until recently, his party was led by a man who called these butchers his 'friends'.

And if Israel and the Arab states do not allow their worst instincts to rule them, talks may continue — and might just secure peace in the longer term.

Hamas is another Isis. They are the enemies of Israel; they are the enemies of all Jews; they are the enemies of Palestinians; they are the enemies of peace and freedom. They are the enemies of Western civilisation itself.

It is about time they were recognised as such.

To achieve a two-state solution — with free and prosperous Palestinians and a safe Israel — the first, fundamental step is for people to stop chanting slogans in support of terrorists and murderers, and for everyone to cry in unison: 'Down with Hamas!'

Remember two years ago when everyone was arguing about whether the terrorist assault and takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban was Trump's fault or Biden's fault? Today, people are scolding us not to call the same thing terrorism. It's "liberation" and "decolonization."

Remember in 2014 when Boko Haram kidnapped the children and everyone was campaigning for their safe return because it was an unconscionable act of terrorism? Now kidnapping and murdering children is an act of legitimate revolution.

Remember when kids rushed to support ISIS the instant they rose, and people were appalled and argued over how could it could be possible to support a terrorist state that seized illegitimate power? Online radicalization was blamed, and many didn't want to believe that indoctrination had primed it well in advance. Now, if your Gender and Postcolonial Studies haven't activated you to support a terrorist state that has seized illegitimate power in the region, you're a bigot.

Remember when we cheered on the Iranians for finally fighting back against the regime of terror that hung over them, hoping for them to finally win the war against the regime? Now, Israel has to simply take whatever assaults of terrorism are dealt at them; it is, as Douglas Murray said, is the only country which is not allowed to win a war.

Remember when certain people liked to call everyone who disagreed with them "Nazis" and that punching them was the right thing to do? Now the extermination of all the Jews is the "Be Kind" position.

How morally confused do you have to be, after all this, to side with the terrorists?

Hamas is to Palestine as ISIS is to Syria and the Taliban is to Afghanistan.

As I've posted about before, Islam is a supremacist ideology. Its goal is world domination. They tell us that. Loudly.

https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-4/Book-52/Hadith-196

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah 's Apostle said, "I have been ordered to fight with the people till they say, 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah,' and whoever says, 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah,' his life and property will be saved by me except for Islamic law, and his accounts will be with Allah, (either to punish him or to forgive him.)"

https://quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/USC-MSA/Volume-1/Book-8/Hadith-387

Narrated Anas bin Malik: Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah.' And if they say so, pray like our prayers, face our Qibla and slaughter as we slaughter, then their blood and property will be sacred to us and we will not interfere with them except legally and their reckoning will be with Allah."

Narrated Maimun bin Siyah that he asked Anas bin Malik, "O Abu Hamza! What makes the life and property of a person sacred?" He replied, "Whoever says, 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah', faces our Qibla during the prayers, prays like us and eats our slaughtered animal, then he is a Muslim, and has got the same rights and obligations as other Muslims have."

https://quranx.com/Hadith/Muslim/USC-MSA/Book-41/Hadith-6985

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews.

It has successfully weaponized intersectional shibboleths to trick useful idiots into thinking that the supremacist is the oppressed victim.

#Ayaan Hirsi Ali #down with hamas #hamas #Palestine #israel #islamic terrorism #islam #antisemitism #terrorist organization #jihad #religion #exterminate hamas #religion is a mental illness

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Info for Faith In The Future World Tour CHICAGO, IL - JUN 15 2023

With special guests THE SNUTS & ANDREW CUSHIN!

Important Times:

4:00 PM – General Queuing for GA Begins (no wristbands required)

4:30 PM – Parking Opens (you will be able to park earlier if needed)

5:30 PM - Doors Open

7:00 PM - The Snuts

8:00 PM - Andrew Cushin

9:00 PM - Louis Tomlinson

Times are all approximate and subject to change.

General admission (pit tickets):

We do not allow camping or overnight parking of any kind.

Guests with General Admission tickets can begin lining up no earlier than 9am on 6/15.

Sequentially numbered wristbands will be given out on a first-come first served basis.

Guests must have a valid ticket for the Huntington Bank Pavilion June 15 show to receive a wristband, and All guests must be present to receive wristbands.

Any guest camping overnight or arriving before 9 am will not be given wristbands and be sent to the back of the line.

Guests are encouraged to return at 3pm to queue for General Admission entry at THE MAIN TICKET GATES.

Security will honor wristbands from 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM. After 4:00 PM, guests will join the line on a first come, first served basis

Loss, removal or tampering with a wristband will result in loss of place in the GA line.

Guests are not permitted to hold places in line.

Please be respectful and courteous to all other guests in line.

If you have seats there's no need to line up!

Note: the venue seems to be quite strict and professional about this policy (see their socials)!

Subject to change. Check the venue’s socials for updates (IG / Twittter)!

⚠️ HYDRATION REMINDER ⚠️

Hydrate before the show, while waiting in line and during the show

For optimal hydration drink something with electrolytes such as Gatorade or LiquidIV

Eat well!

Here are important policies:

The venue is CASHLESS! Pay with a card or mobile pay!

Parking: Several parking options available. Info here and here. $40 Adler Planetarium Lot, East Parking Lot, and $35 North Garage, Waldron Deck, and South Lot (subject to availability). Soldier Field's North Parking Garage available, book in advance here ($35-40). VIP parking sold out.

Upgrades: Lakefront VIP Club ($50), Live Nation Blanket ($20) - buy here.

ADA info here

Cameras: camera phones, disposable cameras, and small digital cameras ALLOWED. Any camera that has a detachable lens will be considered professional and not allowed in. If the camera lens zooms out more than 1 inch it will not be allowed in.

Water: up to 1-gallon in a factory sealed or empty bottle. NO Metal water bottles.

Food: in a clear, 1-gallon ziploc bag

Designated smoking areas are in the plaza and lawn area (when the lawn is open).

NO alcohol

NO Animals (except service animals)

NO Marijuana or any cannabis products

NO drugs

NO Coolers, umbrellas, strollers

NO Glass, Metal, or Hard Plastic Containers

NO Metal water bottles or Hydration packs/Camelbacks

NO knives, firearms, Brass knuckles, Tasers & mace/pepper spray or weapons of any kind

NO Fireworks

NO Laptops

NO Lawn chairs

NO Selfie sticks

NO Laser Pointers

There is NO RE-ENTRY!

VIEW VENUE MAP here and here

VIEW SEAT MAP

*This list is not exhaustive. Items not appearing on the list may still be prohibited at the discretion of Security

For more details click here

Bag Policy:

Clear plastic, vinyl, or PVC tote bags no larger than 12” x 6” x 12” ALLOWED and/or

small clutch bags (6”x 9”) approximately the size of a hand ALLOWED - doesn’t need to be clear.

NOT allowed: Non-clear purses larger than a clutch bag, coolers, briefcases, backpacks, fanny packs, cinch bags, luggage of any kind, computer bags, camera bags, or any bag larger than the permissible size.

No other bags of any type will be allowed.

Banners, signs and flag policy:

Signs larger than 8.5" x 11" are not allowed (this is the size of a standard sheet of paper)

We do not allow flags per venue policy.

More here and here

Contact:

For additional questions please call the venue at (312) 288-3190 or 312-540-2668. You can also access their website. Check their twitter here and IG here for updates. Address: Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island, 1300 S. Linn White Drive, Chicago, IL 60605

#fitfwt chicago #venue policy #venue info

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No page break used… that’s the point. This isn’t even every school. It doesn’t take into account grocery stores, movie theaters, workplaces, public parks, malls, hair salons, bowling alleys, concerts, dance halls, nightclubs, yoga studios, places of worship, fucking “Independence” Day parades…. The list is endless. We are a sad, inept, violent nation incapable and unwilling to protect even our most vulnerable citizens.

Takes a long time to scroll thru the list and unless laws are changed, the list will get longer.

Covenant School

Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Robb Elementary School

Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

#this is america #this is a disgrace

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Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Robb Elementary SchoolThurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Bridgewater University

Robb Elementary School

Michigan State University

Covenant Christian School

TBA…. Insanity, repeating the same thing expecting a different outcome

#Mass Shootings

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Dead Children

Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

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11/8/2016-Replay of Extreme Election Night 2016-Part Two

PCW’s Extreme Election Night 2016 Taped Tuesday November 8th Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, OH Announcer: Johnny Suave

Dawn McGill Speaks The camera scans the interior of Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon- an old style, rustic tavern with an expansive interior and two levels. The eight hundred people filling up the main floor and the balcony overlooking the main area are their feet and making a lot of noise inside the bar. Lots of pro-Clinton signs in the Progressive Alliance section. Lots of pro-Trump signs where the American Patriots are sitting as well.

Crowd (chanting): …PC-DUB! PC-DUB! PC-DUB!…

The bulk of the crowd filled the main room with the heads of those sitting or standing along the walls silhouetted in black against the backdrop of the neon beer signs. Latecomers to tonight’s show found themselves relegated up to the second level of Hack’s. The upstairs tables were set up in a half circular pattern on the south end of the building to allow everyone a halfway decent sight line to the stage down below. The main stage occupied the north end of the main floor with a huge ‘PCW-Political Championship Wrestling’ banner hanging on the back wall. The wrestling ring was set up in the middle of the bar with big screen television monitor.

PCW owner Dawn McGill stands in the middle of the ring. Black coat. Black shirt. Blue jeans with a pair of black heels that adds a couple inches to her six foot tall frame. She runs her hand through her medium length blonde hair.

Behind her, a country band stands at the ready on stage in front of the ring. The lead guitarist noodles a part on his guitar as McGill raises the microphone to her mouth.

Dawn McGill: Ladies and gentlemen. WELCOME TO POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!

Crowd (chanting even louder): … PC-DUB! PC-DUB! PC-DUB!…

Dawn nods with a smile as the crowd goes crazy. She grins and lets them continue to cheer for a few more seconds.

Dawn McGill: Welcome to PCW’s Extreme Election Night 2016!

The volume inside the saloon became deafening. McGill again steps back and waits for the din to quiet down enough for her to go on.

Dawn McGill: Eleven years ago, PCW began right here at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon, on the northeast corner of the intersection of Shoop Ave. and Airport Highway right here in Wauseon, Ohio! Y’all remember the first PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed show?

She pauses as the crowd shouts back ‘yes.’

Dawn McGill: Who was here ten years ago…back in 2006…for the first ever PCW Extreme Election Night?

Again, she waits for the return answer.

Dawn McGill: That’s right. And who saw our special 10th Anniversary Reunion show last year in Chicago?

Again, the folks inside Hack’s raise the decibel level and shout their approval.

Dawn McGill: PCW had a great seven year run from 2005 to 2012. Then like a lot of good things, we got a little burned out and we ran out of gas. And PCW went away on hiatus. But TONIGHT….PCW is back and better than ever! Tonight, we’ve got a great show for you. Tonight, it is about two things. One, who will leave here as new PCW CEO? Will it be Donald Trump?

The American Patriots section of the crowd continue to cheer while the Progressive Alliance supporters sit down.

Dawn McGill: Or…will it be Hillary…Rodham…Clinton!

The Progressive Alliance faction jump to their feet while the American Patriots shut up and sit.

Dawn McGill: Two. We will be crowning a NEW PCW Champion tonight. Who will be in that match?

The fans shout out a myriad of different names.

Dawn McGill: But before we get to that, to kick off our return show- old friends of PCW…just back from their ‘A Pirate Turns Fifty Mid-life Crisis Across America tour- THE BLACK SWAMP PIRATES!

Junior Jackson, the bedraggled, aged in mid-fifties lead singer of the group wearing a Johnny Cash t-shirt and a Texas baseball cap, steps forward.

Junior Jackson: HEY GREEN DAY, I’VE GOT YOUR ‘REDNECK AGENDA’ RIGHT HERE!

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AMERICAN ELITIST Jackson raises his right hand and prominently extends his middle finger. Then he begins to strum on the mandolin. The crowd jumps to their feet. Several raise their beer bottles in the air.

Junior Jackson (sings): Sure as hell don’t want to be an American Elitist Sure as hell don’t want to be self-absorbed and conceited Don’t want to look down my nose while sipping cappuccino Don’t want to push my political views cause I act and hit a high note I know it’s hard to see us when you’re up so far above I guess we’re supposed to listen, cause you’ve got a Hollywood star Your perks and privilege gets you places we’ll never see. Your power and prestige gets you people we’ll never meet. Stay inside your limousine behind the tinted glass Hide behind the velvet ropes and you can kiss our ass

The rest of the band kicks in a hard driving country beat with a little rock thrown in for good measure. The crowd claps and sing along.

Junior Jackson (sings): Sure as hell don’t want to be an American Elitist Corporate greed, indeed, you see, is the way they want to be yes Golden parachutes that only seem to help the big guns. While no one seems to give a damn about us little ones I know it’s hard to see us when you’re up so far above And I guess you’ve got a better way since you drive a fancy car Your perks and privileges gets you places we will never see. Your power and prestige gets you people we’ll never meet. Stay inside your limousine behind the tinted glass Hide out at your country clubs and you can kiss our ass

A few of the patrons thrust their fists into the air, middle finger extended, and shout ‘KISS OUR ASS!’

The loud, rhythmic clap thunders through the bar in waves during the solo as the lead guitarist and the steel-guitarist of the Black Swamp Pirates trade licks back and forth.

Junior Jackson (sings): Sure as hell don’t want to be an American Elitist Big money special interests- they’ll get what they need yeah One dollar equals one vote- hey, that’s the way the game’s played While the rest of us get to watch our dreams slowly slip away I know it’s hard to see us when you’re up so far above And if you’ve got the cash to pay, you get all the fun Your perks and privileges gets you places we will never see. Your power and prestige gets you people we’ll never meet. Stay inside your limousine behind the tinted glass Spend your cash, buy an election and you can kiss our ass

Crowd (chanting): KISS OUR ASS!

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MATCH #1- American Patriot Elimination Match- Winner Wrestles for the PCW Title Referee: Davey Keels

Starz N. Stripes – former 2 time PCW Champion and PCW Television Champion. PCW’s Original ‘Rookie Sensation.’ HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 245, HOME: Ottumwa, IA / FIN: American Stars and Fuji Bar

Kirk Walstreit – ‘The Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’ Managed by the King of Greed Gordon Guyko. HT: 6-2 WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY / FIN: Stock Market Plunge

Texas Jack – Managed by the Texas Cowgirl Haley Dallas HT: 6’4″ WT: 255, HOME: Beaumont, TX / FIN: Texas Lariat

RINO-The Wonk Machine HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 275, HOME: Detroit, MI / FIN: Spear!

Magnum P.O’d – Managed by Robyn MastersHT: 6′ 3″ WT: 235 HOME: Honolulu, HI / FIN: Porsche Plunge

***MATCH RECAP*** …Magnum PO’d ducks a wild right thrown by Texas Jack but gets caught by a running kick from Starz. Starz for the cover…1…2. Magnum kicks out. He fights back but RINO grabs him from behind, spins him, and hits the red state thunder bomb. RINO covers- again Magnum kicks out at 2. Texas Jack hits a uranage on RINO. Texas Jack avoids Walstreit’s lariat and brawls with Magnum to the floor. Starz locks in the American Stars and Fuji Bar on RINO and the Wonk Machine is forced to tap out.

RINO-The Wonk Machine is eliminated

As soon as RINO exits the ring, Texas Jack attacks Walstreit. Walstreit evades and rolls Jack up. The Texas Cowgirl is late to make the save and it goes 1…2…3.

Texas Jack is eliminated.

…Walstreit was isolated as Starz and Magnum took turns pounding on him. Finally, Starz was pulled to the floor by Robyn Masters. Magnum went in for the kill but out of nowhere Walstreit uncorks a superkick. Starz back in and suplexes the hell out of Walstreit. Then Magnum back in. He cleans house and scores a near fall on Starz. It looks like Magnum and would work over Walstreit for a bit but then Walstreit turned on Magnum and took him out with the Stock Market Plunge. Cover…1…2…3.

Magnum P.O’d eliminated

Walstreit goes top rope and hits a dive onto Starz. Stock Market Plunge. Cover. 1…2…3.

Starz N. Stripes eliminated

WINNER: Kirk Walstreit @ 18:36

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AN UNWELCOME VISITOR FROM THE SOUTH After the match, the longtime voice of PCW- Johnny Suave climbs in (think low rent Joey Styles). Suave wears a brown suit coat over a plain white shirt with jeans. He kind of resembles Ronnie Dunn of the country supergroup Brooks and Dunn- if Dunn looked mangy and bloated. Suave smiles, takes a deep breath, and raises the microphone to his mouth.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Crowd (chanting): …WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!…

Suave waits out the crowd and lets them go on for a few more seconds.

Johnny Suave: Welcome to PCW Extreme Election Night 2016 on Heartland Television! My name is Johnny Suave and it is great to be back. Like Dawn McGill said, it’s been four years since PCW came to an end. Yes, we ran shows in 2013 and 2014 but couldn’t quite find the groove again. Then the Reunion Show last year kind of put that little bug back in our ear. And with tonight’s show, PCW will have run a show each year since 2005.

Suave pauses as the crowd applauds.

Johnny Suave: But now tonight, we start new. Tonight is all about choosing a new PCW CEO- either Hillary Clinton of the Progressive Alliance or Donald Trump of the American Patriots. Tonight is also about crowning a new PCW champion. Ladies and gentlemen…PCW IS BACK-

Suddenly, there’s a commotion. Someone runs across the stage where the band is disassembling their instruments and flies off the stage. He continues and slides into the ring. The man is a southerner with gray hair and he seems a little excited too to be there.

He jumps up off the mat and Suave recognizes who he is.

Johnny Suave: WHAT? FORMER LOUISIANA STATE REP AND CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT, THE SENATE, AND THE HOUSE, DAVID DUKE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING-

Boos rings out from the audience.

David Duke: I’M BACK! THAT’S RIGHT. DAVID DUKE IS BACK AND I’M RUNNING FOR THE SENATE AGAIN!

More boos. Suave shakes his head and folds his arms while he watches.

David Duke: The media has raked me over the coals, targeted me, lied endlessly about me, but I have never given up. I’m still standing, still fighting, and I remain unbroken. THIS TIME, WE’RE GOING TO-

**Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ begins to play**

Hack’s explodes.

Johnny Suave: HELLO!

Duke craps himself.

Everyone knows what this means.

Johnny Suave: HE’S COME BACK TO PCW!

He’s come back to PCW all right. Sprinting across the stage, all six foot eight, three hundred ten pounds of him, wearing a t-shirt with ‘WTF?’ on the front with sweat paints, and your garden variety wrestling shoes. Oh…and he wears a tie around his head like a headband.

Johnny Suave: IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER. WHISKEY! TANGO! FOX-TROTTTTTTTTTTT!

Hauling serious ass down the aisle, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot jumps onto the ring apron and swings his legs over the top rope. In one rapid movement, he grabs Duke by the throat. Lifts him into the air. And drives him down with great force to the mat.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! CHOKE SLAM! CHOKE SLAM!

Crowd (chanting): …PCW! PCW! PCW!…

Johnny Suave: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT JUST DESTROYED DAVID DUKE!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot salutes the people of Hack’s before taking his leave just as Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean Up Crew make their way to the ring. Two of the crew reach in and grab an arm and pull Duke towards the edge. Duke then tumbles off the ring apron and lands on the floor.

Johnny Suave: While Nurse Nellie and company clean up the mess, let’s take it backstage to our, you got it, intrepid backstage interviewer Paige McGillicutty. Take it away Paige.

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BACKSTAGE Paige McGillicutty, a sultry brunette with wavy hair and wearing the typical backstage announcer garb, appears on camera in the hallway in the back.

Behind her, two security guards keep watch outside an official looking door.

Close up on the sign on the door. “Committee Meeting in Progress”

Paige McGillicutty: Thanks Johnny. Paige McGillicutty here and as we speak, Republicans Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan along with Democrats Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi of the PCW Executive Committee with Vice President Joe Biden (D) are hashing out the final details on determining a new PCW Champion. We know ‘The Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’ Kirk Walstreit representing the American Patriots. We’re just about to find out who will be representing the Progressive Alliance. The big question is will there be an independent representative who will be in the match as well?

*flute and clarinet flourish*

Two men appear on screen. They unroll a white carpet that leads to the door.

Dancers then appear. They…dance. Ballet dancers show up…they…ballet?

Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals.

Some guy lets loose some pigeons…we’re not sure just how they’ll get out of the building.

PCW CEO Barack Obama appears surrounded by his aides and second in command Joe Biden. One of the security guards opens the door so Obama and the aides can go inside.

Paige McGillicutty: And as you can see, PCW CEO Obama has arrived. They’ll be working throughout the night on a plan and as soon as they are ready to finalize tonight’s PCW Title match we will let you know. Back to you Johnny.

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MATCH 2: Progressive Alliance Elimination Match- Winner Wrestles for the PCW Title

‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism- former PCW Champion and 2 time PCW Television Champion- Valets are Paris and Nicole aka the Skanky Rich Bimbos.HT: 6′ 2″ WT: 225, HOME: Hollywood, CA / FIN: Hollywood Blockbuster

GreenPete- Managed by Peta from PETA– member of the Green World OrderHT: 5′ 11″ WT: 195, HOME: Los Angeles, CA / FIN: Harpoon (modified spear or gore)

James the Jeep Worker- Managed by Union Jack TaylorHT: 5’10″, WT: 221, HOME: Toledo, OH / FIN: Picket Line

Kathryn Randall Collins- 4 time PCW Women’s ChampionHT: 5′ 11″ WT: 145, HOME: Ft. Myers, FL / FIN: Gogoplata

The Ultimate Social Justice Warrior HT: 6’ 2”, WT: 265, HOME: Washington, DC / FIN:

***MATCH RECAP*** …Peta from PETA pulls GreenPete out of James the Jeep Worker’s way causing him to whiff on a Picket Line. Chaos ensues. Union Jack Taylor then chases Peta up the ramp and the Ultimate Social Warrior knocks down GreenPete. KRC slides in and locks GreenPete up in the Gogoplata. The GWO member quickly taps.

GreenPete eliminated.

But with Union Jack out of the way, it allows the USJW to lift James the Jeep Worker up and plant him right back down with the Gorilla Press Drop. Easy cover…1…2…3

James the Jeep Worker eliminated.

…Chism nails KRC with a flying forearm and stomps USJW in the corner. Chism sets the Ultimate Social Warrior for the Hollywood Blockbuster but USJW holds the top rope to block. KRC slides in. She avoids a superkick from Chism and eats a clothesline. USJW gets a steel chair but walks right into a superkick from Chism that lays him out. Chism hits a spinebuster on KRC and then finishes her off with the Hollywood Blockbuster. Cover…1…2…3.

Kathryn Randall Collins eliminated.

USJW immediately took offense at Chism. He tries for an implant DDT but Chism counters into the Hollywood Blockbuster- which USJW blocks. Chism ends up in Gorilla Press but before USJW can finish the more, the SRB make their move. Paris and Nichole jump into the ring and whip off their tops.

Johnny Suave: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

USJW immediately objects and goes to the referee. From behind, Chism takes a waistlock and then rolls USJW back. Cover…1…2…3.

The Ultimate Social Justice Warrior eliminated.

WINNER: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism @ 15:09

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LET’S MAKE A DEAL Johnny Suave: So, it’s going to be ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism of the Progressive Alliance versus the American Patriots’s Kirk Walstreit for the PCW Title later on tonight. Now, let’s-

Man’s Voice (Off screen): WAIT!

Waddling onto the stage is a large, three hundred pound man. He’s sporting a bright red t-shirt that barely…BARELY covers up his protruding belly with ‘ROAD RAGE’ stenciled on the front over a pair of wrestling tights that are stretched to their limits.

He also has something golden draped over his shoulder.

Johnny Suave: IT’S TRIPLE R! AND HE’S STILL GOT THE PCW TITLE BELT!

The crowd already knows who it is and greet the portly former PCW champion with a serenade of boos. Triple R holds up the title belt with one hand and flips off the crowd with the other.

Johnny Suave: Well, at least he’s lost a few pounds since the last night we saw him.

The last time we saw Triple R?

(FILM CLIP- TRIPLE R’s APPEARANCE AT THE PCW REUNION SHOW/BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW- September 2015) PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein in the back.

Woodward Bernstein: Okay. With me now is someone who will be very familiar to PCW fans over the years. At the PCW vs. EECW War in March 2007, he won the provisional PCW title. He finally arose to the top in September 2012 and won the PCW title outright. He’s definitely a polarizing figure. Please welcome, the Angry Highway Warrior- Road Rage Randy aka TRIPLE R!

Triple R glides sideways into the shot…kind of. He’s put on a few pounds since his last PCW match. Like one hundred.

Woodward Bernstein: Triple R. You’re here tonight even though Dawn McGill removed you from the card and won’t let you wrestle-

Triple R grabs the microphone from Bernstein and begins to talk. He’s half in, half out of the shot.

Triple R: Shut the *BLEEP* up! This is a joke. I, who by rights should be the greatest PCW wrestler ever except that I’ve been screwed over every single step of the way, deserve to be out there with Yamamoto Tanaka, Stone Chism, Chris Escondido, and Justin Sufferable because NONE of them can hold my jock strap. I am getting screwed here. I’ve lost track of all the times that I was screwed out of the PCW title. And then I finally win the damn thing and the company closes up.

Bernstein gently retrieves the microphone back from Triple R.

Woodward Bernstein: Could it be that the reason they can’t hold your jock strap is because you’ve put on so much weight since PCW closed down?

It takes a second for Triple R to get the reference.

Triple R: WHAT? I’m in the best *BLEEP*-ing shape ever.

The camera man steps back to try to get Triple R into the whole picture. He gets about three quarters of him in the shot.

Triple R: Yeah, I might have put on a couple pounds since then. I’m still the best wrestler who’s ever competed in PCW. I deserve to be out there more than that prissy, pants suit wearing business lady Jill Berg does.

Triple R bends down a little and stares right at the camera.

Triple R: YOU LISTEN TO ME DAWN McGILL! PUT ME IN THE MATCH! I DESERVE IT. MY FANS DESERVE IT! MAKE IT HAPPEN!

And with that, Triple R and the small planetary satellites orbiting around him in synchronous rotation exit the scene.

Triple R (off screen): THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

Woodward Bernstein (trying to surpress a smile): Back to you Johnny.

Triple R now has a microphone looking less than amused. He’s not necessarily pleased about the replay of last year’s backstage interview.

Triple R: THAT’S STILL NOT FUNNY!

He begins to pace back and forth.

Triple R: And besides I’ve lost weight since then.

Johnny Suave: Not much.

Triple R: Sure, I may have put on a few pounds since 2012, but the fact remains that I was the last PCW champion. I’ve got the PCW title belt.

The camera closes in on Triple R. He points to the belt and then points to the camera.

Triple R: That’s right. I’VE GOT THE PCW TITLE BELT! I am the PCW Champion. Me! Triple R. Road Rage Randy! The Angry Highway Warrior!

He points again to the belt to make it clear that he, Triple R, Road Rage Randy, The Angry Highway Warrior, is the rightful PCW Champion.

Triple R: So Dawn McGill! You wouldn’t let me wrestle at the PCW Reunion Show so I had to crash the party. Tonight, I call on you to…no, I DEMAND you give me a chance and let me prove myself. Dawn McGill. Tonight I call you on to let me…Triple R…The Angry Highway Warrior…THE GREATEST *BLEEP*-ING WRESTLER EVER TO GRACE A PCW RING!…

Johnny Suave: Only in his mind.

Triple R: …let me put MY belt on the line…RIGHT HERE…RIGHT NOW!

He throws down the belt. The PCW fans hold their breath and wait.

Johnny Suave: Well? Triple R has thrown down the gauntlet as only he, Triple R, Road Rage Randy, the Angry Highway Warrior, can. What will…

Dawn McGill walks onto the stage.

Johnny Suave: …hold that thought. We’re going to find out right now what Dawn McGill intends to do.

McGill takes one look at Triple R and rolls her eyes.

Dawn McGill: Okay. Look, I told you several weeks ago that if you wanted to wrestle in PCW again that you had to get back into shape. You’ve lost a few pounds…but look at you. You’re not…this.

(FILM CLIP: TRIPLE R vs. ENTITLEMENT ERIC- PCW Extreme Political TV / August 20th, 2012) Triple R walked to the middle of the ring and offered Entitlement Eric a free armbar. Eric took it, tried it, and then ate a Mule Kick from Triple R to the nether regions. R Felcher immediately protested to the referee. Triple R Bulldogs Entitlement Eric to the mat. Stomps to the back. Rake across the back. Triple R pulls Eric up…SLEEPER!

Dawn McGill: You were in great shape back then. What you weighed 235 back then? But now?

She eyes Triple R and his expansive girth and just shakes her head.

But then, the PCW faithful, perversely wondering if an out of shape Triple R could actually wrestle, begins to chant “Let him wrestle.”

Triple R points to the chanting crowd in an attempt to sway the PCW owner. McGill again rolls her eyes.

Dawn McGill: Fine. Let it not be said that I did not listen to my paying customers. I’ll make you a deal, Triple R. I, Dawn McGill, the six foot tall demolition machine in a short skirt, the owner of PCW…will let you, Triple R, blah-blah…blah-blah-blah…wrestle tonight…

Triple R’s eyes light up.

Dawn McGill: …if you can win the match I’m about to book you in. That’s right. If you win this match, I will reinstate you full time to the roster. If you don’t, I don’t want to see your out of shape, overweight mass skulking around my ring, bitching about how I won’t give you a chance. Deal?

Triple R doesn’t wait a second to think.

Triple R: DEAL!

Triple R immediately heads right to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Thanks to PCW owner Dawn McGill, we’ve got our first match of the night. Former PCW Champion Triple R goes to the ring but WHO will he be wrestling tonight?

Drumfill.

♫”AH LEAH” by Donnie Iris ♫

Strutting onto the stage to the classic Donnie Iris song comes Queen Cool Leah Iris, a female wrestler doing a little dabbling in managing. Leah sports black horn-rimmed glasses and a Donnie Iris t-shirt with the bottom of tied into a knot to expose a little midriff. Leah has a black skirt on with black boots. She also carries a pail of water- which seems odd.

Leah turns to the side of the stage and gestures to her wrestler who’s waiting in the wings in the guerrilla position.

♫”Old MacDonald Had a Farm” ♫

A scruffy, red haired young man ambles into the picture wearing overalls. Leah takes him by the hand and holds it high in the air. Then the man faints…

…really. He’s fallen to the ground with his arms and legs sticking up in the air.

Johnny Suave: TRIPLE R WILL BE FACING THE ’FAINTING GOAT KID’!

Triple R becomes incensed. He angrily points to the momentarily downed FGK and then glares at Dawn McGill.

Triple R: WHAT KIND OF *BLEEP*-ING JOKE IS THIS?

McGill shrugs.

Leah bends down and picks up the pail of water. Then she dumps it on the Fainting Goat Kid and revives him.

Then she pulls him up and leads him to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Again, if Triple R wins, he will get a PCW contract. If Triple R loses, he’s done and it’s back to Weight Watchers.

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MATCH 3: ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Triple R vs. The Fainting Goat Kid w/Leah Iris REFEREE: Davey Keels

‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Triple R- The last PCW Champion before the hiatus, former provisional PCW Champion.HT: 6’-3” WT: 305 HOME: Scarsdale, NY / FIN: Chairshot or Caneshot

The Fainting Goat Kid- Managed by ‘Queen Cool’ Leah IrisHT: 5-10” WT: 195 HOME: Bristolville, OH / FIN: Myotonia Congenita

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Triple R shouts at the Fainting Goat Kid, telling him ‘to get your fat ass’ in the ring.

Johnny Suave: He really went there? Seriously?

The sound of a chair moving is heard.

Johnny Suave: And we’re being joined tonight by our color commentator for the evening. She’s a low level reporter at the New York Times trying to make a name for herself- Colleen Crowder. Colleen, I want to welcome you to PCW.

Colleen Crowder: Are you mansplaining?

Suave blinks.

Johnny Suave: No. Colleen, I’m sure you’re here for the unique stories and angles that’s part and parcel of a PCW pro political wrestling show.

Colleen Crowder: We don’t do stories, Johnny. We do narratives.

Johnny Suave: So you push narratives?

Colleen Crowder: Right.

Johnny Suave: Like the burning question that everyone’s talking about- when did bow-tie Tucker Carlson turn into f’n Darth Vader on his new show?

Colleen Crowder: Um…I guess.

Johnny Suave: But you’re talking about storylines?

Colleen Crowder: Right.

Johnny Suave: Just like pro wrestling.

Colleen Crowder: Ye- no. Not like pro wrestling. Pro Wrestling is fake. We look to write articles to push our narratives.

Johnny Suave: So you don’t report the news, you write storylines.

Colleen Crowder: Right.

Johnny Suave: So, you are to fake news, to what PCW is to fake wrestling.

Awkward pause.

Thankfully, the camera zeros in on Fainting Goat Kid on the outside of the ring. He’s lying back first on the floor with his arms and legs sticking upward.

Johnny Suave: And he’s fainted again.

Triple R tires of the delay and rolls out of the ring. He pushes Leah Iris out of the way and starts laying the boots on the downed FGK.

Johnny Suave: Triple R had had enough of waiting for the Fainting Goat Kid and he’s not waiting around.

Colleen Crowder: He’s viciously assaulting a defenseless man named after a fainting goat. You should stop him.

Triple R grabs the Fainting Goat Kid by the hair and drags him up off the floor. He whips FGK hard into the edge of the ring and the resulting inertia causes Fainting Goat Kid to roll underneath the ropes and into the ring.

Colleen punches up something on her cell phone.

Colleen Crowder: Do you know what a fainting goat is?

She begins to read from her phone.

Colleen Crowder: A fainting goat is a domestic goat whose muscles freeze for 3 seconds when the goat is under duress. When he feels panic. This match should not take advantage of his dis-

Referee Davey Keels immediately calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave: And the match is officially under way.

Leah jumps up on the ring apron and starts shouting encouragements towards FGK.

Colleen Crowder (shouting up at Leah Iris): You shouldn’t be encouraging him to do this!

Johnny Suave: Triple R is not letting up.

Not at all. He pulls FGK up and locks in a front facelock. Then Triple R suplexes him back to the mat.

Johnny Suave: Snap suplex by the Angry Highway Warrior.

Triple R hangs on to an arm and drops a leg on it. FGK writhes and holds his arm. He tries to roll out of the ring but Triple R drags him by the leg to the middle of the ring. He drops an elbow. Then another.

Colleen Crowder: That’s not fair! He’s not giving that poor wrestler…goat…boy…any offense.

Leg drop by Triple R. He rolls on top of FGK and hooks a leg.

One.

Two.

Johnny Suave: He just got the shoulder up! That was close.

Triple R lifts FGK up. He wraps his arms around his opponent’s torso and flings him back behind him.

Johnny Suave: Belly to belly suplex!

Whipping around, Triple R drops a couple elbows on the chest. Cover.

One.

Two.

Again, the Fainting Goat Kid gets his shoulder up. But he can’t get any respite from Triple R’s relentlessness attack. The Angry Highway Warrior lays the boots on FGK, who tries to deflect the blows by covering up, again and again.

Colleen Crowder: This is terrible. I blame Donald Trump.

Johnny Suave: Wait. Is that another narrative?

Colleen Crowder: No…but-

Suddenly FGK comes to life. He scoots in between the legs of Triple R, jumps to his feet, and drop kicks him into the corner.

Leah Iris: YES!

Johnny Suave: That surprised Triple R!

A second standing drop kick by FGK sends Triple R back into the corner. Rake to the back. FGK goes to turn his opponent around and gets caught by a kick to the balls.

Johnny Suave: Ooof.

Colleen Crowder: That’s cheating! That guy is depriving the goat guy a chance to win.

Johnny Suave: Well, that’s pro wrestling.

Triple R whips FGK into the corner turnbuckle. Then he retreats to the opposite corner.

Johnny Suave: He’s lining the Fainting Goat Kid up for the kill.

Colleen Crowder: This is all wrong. He shouldn’t be allowed to do that.

Triple R charges forward. He picks up speed as he races across the ring and then propels himself at his target.

Johnny Suave: Incoming!

Colleen Crowder: I can’t watch.

She closes her eyes.

FGK sees the train a-coming and immediately faints. He drops to the mat. Triple rams himself shoulder first into the turnbuckle and bonks his head off the ring post. He’s out by the time he slides down to the mat.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Colleen nearly jumps out of her seat.

Colleen Crowder: WHAT?

Johnny Suave: HE MISSED!

Leah Iris immediately jumps into the ring and works quickly to pull her wrestler out from under Triple R. Then she somehow turns Triple R over and rolls the Fainting Goat Kick on top of him.

Keels immediately slides in for the count.

One.

Two.

Three.

Johnny Suave: HE DID IT!

The referee calls for the bell and that’s it. PCW’s ring announcer Kimber Marshall hits the ring to make it official.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at three minutes and sixteen seconds- the FAINTING GOAT KIDDDDDDDDD!

Colleen Crowder: Now there’s a narrative I can get behind! I approve.

Referee Keels raises the arm of FGK while the crowd roars at the unexpected result.

Johnny Suave: Our first match produces a huge upset. The Fainting Goat Kid pulls off the- WATCH OUT!

Four huge, collegiately dressed, young men storm the ring and push Leah down.

Colleen Crowder: Hey! That’s assault!

Johnny Suave: NO, IT’S A.J. ALABAMA…STEVIE ‘WAR’ EAGLES…GATOR BATES…AND BUTCH FULLMER! THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CONSORTIUM…THE S-E-C!

Alabama wears an Unversity of Alabama football jersey. Eagles an Auburn football shirt. Gator Bates has a Florida t-shirt on. And Butch Fullmer is dressed in all Tennessee Volunteer orange.

Eagles and Bates hold FGK in place. Alabama tosses him overhead, throwing FGK‘s legs forward, and slams him down back-first to the mat.

Johnny Suave: ALABAMA SLAM!

Fullmer slides a table into the ring. Eagles and Bates set it up.

Colleen Crowder: What are they doing?

Johnny Suave: The SEC is about to make a statement by putting the Fainting Goat Kid through a table!

Eagles and Alabama begin argue about who will put FGK through the table. Bates shakes his head, lifts FGK up, and powerbombs him through the table.

Bates wipes the ‘sweat’ off his hands over FGK- lying in the ruins of the table. Fullmer then steps in and separates Alabama from Eagles before tension between the two, supporters of heated rival football teams, boil over.

The capacity crowd inside Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon express their displeasure at the attack.

Johnny Suave: The Fainting Goat Kid ended former PCW Champion Triple R’s comeback but he pays the price in the end when the SEC comes to the ring and destroys him. And you know, where there’s smoke there’s fire which means Phil Finebaum, the chief apologist of the SEC, can’t be too far behind.

Suave’s correct. Finebaum, lights reflecting off his follicly challenged head, walks to the ring with a big ol’ SEC grin on his face, his big ears wiggling in delight.

Johnny Suave: And here he comes right on cue.

Finebaum climbs up onto the ring apron and through the ropes. He stares down at FGK and then claps.

Phil Finebaum: There is only one winner- the S-E-C.

Finebaum smugly gazes out into the crowd- who respond with loud jeers.

Phil Finebaum: Really? I know we’re in Big 10 country-

And the crowd cheers and lets Finebaum know it.

Phil Finebaum: …and let’s be honest here. Is there a more pathetic fan base in America than the bunch who root for the Big 10?

And then the crowd quickly turns on Finebaum and lets him have it.

Phil Finebaum: They’re all cartoon characters. You see, the SEC is big league. The SEC is big money. I don’t know where they found this fighting goat kid or whoever. But he’s not even Big 10 level. This kid is nothing more than the equivalent of a mid-major Mid-American Conference football team who got handed a plum opportunity in a big boy bowl- just like Western Michigan was when they lucked into a Cotton Bowl berth.

Johnny Suave: Oooh. And we’re here in MAC country too.

Finebaum kicks the unconscious Fainting Goat Kid to rub it in even more.

Phil Finebaum: Your win tonight is the equivalent of Central Michigan’s (he does the air quotes) upset win over Oklahoma State earlier this year. Luck. Poor judgment by the referee. Completely against the grain of the game. The Fainting Goat Kid is nothing more than a footnote, a mere speck of dust on the windshield of history, so gentlemen, get this piece of trash out of our ring.

A.J. Alabama and Gator Bates roll FGK unceremoniously under the bottom rope and allows him to free fall to the floor. Stevie ‘War’ Eagles then drags Leah Iris over and rolls her out of the ring.

Phil Finebaum: There will be only one dominant force in PCW. There is only one faction worthy enough to hold up the PCW title belt. No, it’s not the Progressive Alliance. No, it’s not the American Patriots. Yes, it is the S-E-C! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! THE BEST OF THE BEST IS THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CONSORTIUM!

More boos from the PCW faithful.

Phil Finebaum: So Dawn McGill. PCW CEO Barack Obama. Forget the lineup of losers the American Patriots and Progressive Alliance are trying to foist off as champion material. Your next PCW Champion is-

The lights suddenly go down and a huge spotlight turns on. Everyone’s attention turns towards where the light illuminates a blond female returning from the restroom and walking towards a table on the main floor of the saloon.

Johnny Suave: Hold on.

The blonde woman waves. Pauses. And then finally sits down.

Johnny Suave: Oh, it’s just Fox News’s Megyn Kelly returning to her seat. She always seems to grab the attention.

Suave gestures to Finebaum in the ring.

Johnny Suave: Carry on.

The lights come back up.

Phil Finebaum: As I was saying, your next PCW champion is standing right here in this ring. From the land of the Crimson Tide…

Behind Finebaum, Stevie ‘War’ Eagles’s head drops and he pensively shifts the weight from one foot to another.

Phil Finebaum: …a protégée of the greatest head football coach known to mankind- Nick Saban. A true champion and the only man who deserves the title of PCW Champion- A. J. ALABAMA!

Alabama enthusiastically goes over to Finebaum and leans into the microphone.

A.J. Alabama: HELL YEAH! ROLL TIDE!

Finebaum drops the mic and motions to his charges that it’s time to bail.

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IN THE CROWD PCW’s Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein is situated in one of the upper sections of the bar. Bernstein adjusts his fedora and fixes his tan trench coat as he begins to talk.

Woodward Bernstein: Good evening. Woodward Bernstein here in the Les Miserables section…

The camera pans over. Seated at the table are the leaders of PCW’s Les Miserables movement: Charlie Blackwell, ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay, and ‘The Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan.

Directly behind the Les Miserables table sit Politically Incorrect: General DeBauchery, sporting an authentic captain’s hat right out of World War II, smoking a cigar, grinning obnoxiously, sits and collects every beer and liquor label he can get his hands on with Al Cahall, doing curls with a six pack of beer and Nic Koteen who smokes a cigarette and shreds several city anti-smoking ordinances in the process.

Woodward Bernstein: …to talk to the Les Miserables. Ray McAvay, your thoughts on the PCW title situation?

Ray McAvay: Well Woodward, it was obvious that the American Patriots were going to have one of theirs in and the Progressive Alliance were going to get one of theirs in too. I’m hoping that the PCW Competition Committee would see fit to put one of us in the match as well.

Woodward Bernstein: Oh? The same way the NCAA College Football selection committee considers non-power 5 conference schools for the college football final four?

Ray McAvay: One can hope, Woodward. One can hope.

McAvay lifts his alcoholic beverage contained in a bright red solo cup and drinks it down.

Woodward Bernstein: Charlie Blackwell. You’ve had a long history of traveling down your own fiercely independent road. What do you say?

Charlie Blackwell: Woodward, we’re just ordinary average guys just trying to scratch out a living.

I’m convinced our PCW fans don’t want the two parties to dominate PCW against the greater good. And I know they don’t want PCW partisanship to keep good wrestlers away from opportunities to win title belts. I hope the Executive Committee gives one of us a shot at the title. But if they don’t and this is the path that both factions are going to lead us, then I promise you both the Progressive Alliance and American Patriots are going to have to answer to the Les Miserables.

Woodward Bernstein: And you- William Daniels Bryan?

William Daniels Bryan: I go back to what I said a couple years ago. We can make this work but we have to do it together. We have to stand up to those who only have a narrow self-interest in enriching themselves. Who are we like? Lower league English football teams who are fighting against a proposal that benefits only the top tier, big money, Premier League teams at the expense of access to the Football League. Who are we like? The Mid-American Conference in big time college sports- especially football and basketball. The rules and the money favor the so-called power conferences. Who are we? Small businesses. Mom and Pop stores. Going up against huge, well financed corporations who have all the advantages. Who are we…we are P-C-W! And as long as I have anything to say about it, we are not going down without a fight! We will not be crucified on big corporation’s cross of gold!

Woodward Bernstein: So, that’s all from up here.

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THE MILLENNIAL MAN A young, twenty-something man is in the ring. He takes a selfie of himself with the PCW crowd behind him in the background. Of course, he doesn’t notice the one PCW fan who’s flipping him off as he takes the picture on his cell phone.

Millennial Man: Oh…hello. I was hired here at Political Championship Wrestling three weeks ago and…it’s time.

Johnny Suave: It’s time? It’s time for what?

Colleen Crowder: Don’t hate. He’s allowed to celebrate himself.

Johnny Suave: He’s allow to celebrate what?

Millennial Man: You know, I’ve been training for this moment all my life. X-Box has a kick ass WWE wrestling game and I spent countless hours wrestling online. Now, after three weeks of training, this Millennial Man has only one question- where’s MY title shot?

Johnny Suave: You’re kidding right?

Colleen Crowder: Don’t dream-shame. He has a dream. He has a vision. He has a passion.

Johnny Suave: Dream-shaming? Dream-shaming? What language are you talking?

Colleen Crowder: You act like millennials are lazy. That’s not true. Millennials have to work way harder to be recognized.

Johnny Suave: What? Where exactly are you going with this?

Again, on cue, Dawn McGill walks out on stage, shaking her head.

Dawn McGill: Dude. You’re not getting a title shot tonight.

The Millennial Man spreads his arms and mouths ‘why?’

McGill again shakes her head and begins to pace on the stage.

Dawn McGill: Because we don’t hand out title shots like Halloween candy…dude. No one just walks into PCW and gets a title shot gift wrapped because he or she are one of God’s precious little snowflakes.

She stops and looks up into the air as if she’s in thought.

Dawn McGill: But what I will do is give you a chance to prove yourself. I have someone backstage who’s just itching to get back into the wrestling game. I have someone backstage who’s paid his dues, who’s entertained wrestling fans on a much bigger stage than this, and who doesn’t expect to be handed opportunities he doesn’t deserve. Let’s see just how much you’ve learned and how much you’ll need to learn. Fair enough?

He gestures back at McGill ‘bring it on.’

Dawn McGill: Oh, it’s being brought.

Behind McGill, a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie walks out. The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the stage. Suave nearly jumps out of his chair because he knows exactly who McGill is ending out.

Johnny Suave: YES!

Yep, Suave know who’s about to make his overly elaborate and rather lengthy entrance…

The announcer guy hushes the crowd.

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 32 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

Nine bikini-clad, and tanned, females aka the Coppertone Tanning Bikini Team emerge on stage followed by two men carrying a golden sedan chair with a man dressed in long flowing robes.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!

Johnny Suave: RAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Colleen Crowder: Rah? Isn’t he oozing a little too much testosterone there? And what’s with all the half-naked women in his entourage? That’s not the least bit sexist, don’t you think?

Rah’s minions Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, former children’s show host Happy Mango, former pro wrestler Baron Von Munchke- master of the claw hold, and some guy dressed as Captain Obvious follow.

Johnny Suave: Just wait until Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy starts sniffing around your feet, Colleen. Then you’ll really think it’s sexist.

The procession winds its way to the ring and stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and climbs into the ring.

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MATCH 4: The Millennial Man vs. ‘The Sunshine God’ Rah! REFEREE: Ron Martin

Millennial Man: HT: 6’-1” WT: 200 HOME: Beachwood, OH / FIN: Parent’s Basement Slam

Rah!: The Sunshine God – accompanied to the ring by his flockHT: 6’-8” WT: 295 HOME: San Diego, CA / FIN: Eye of RAHHHHHHH!

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Martin calls for the bell and we’re off.

The Millennial Man doesn’t notice. He’s more focused on the reflection staring back at him from his cell phone- him.

Johnny Suave: Ah dude, you might want to pay attention.

Especially when Rah wastes no time in running over and delivering a stiff running boot to the head. The cell phone goes flying out of the ring.

Colleen Crowder: That’s not fair. He wasn’t ready!

Johnny Suave: Welcome to pro wrestling, Millennial Guy.

Rah pulls the millennial off the ropes, slings him over his shoulder, and plows him face first into the corner turnbuckle.

Johnny Suave: SUNSPOT! Actually, it’s called Snake Eyes but for this match…SUNSPOT!

Colleen stands up from her chair and gives referee Ron Martin the ‘time out’ signal with her hands/

Colleen Crowder: TIME OUT! TIME OUT!

She looks down at Johnny.

Colleen Crowder: Shouldn’t he get a time out?

Johnny Suave: You’re kidding, right?

The Millennial Man somehow gets back to his feet and staggers around the ring. Rah grabs him by the neck, lifts him up, and delivers a choke slam with enough force to cause the millennial to bounce two feet in the air before landing back on the mat.

Johnny Suave: SOLSTICE SLAM! SOLSTICE SLAM!

Rah glances at his faithful worshipers and gives them a signal.

Colleen Crowder: Now what is he doing?

Johnny Suave: I believe the Millennial Man is about to be sacrificed to the Temple of the Sunshine God!

Colleen Crowder: What kind of right wing fundamental, mumbo jumbo is that?

The Sunshine God puts Millennial Man’s head between his legs and looks towards the heavens with his arms stretched out. The crowd rises to their feet as Rah soaks in the praise and adoration of his followers.

The Millennial Man though…

Millennial Man: Safe place? Where’s my safe place?

…not so much.

Rah finally lifts him up with his arms flailing about…

Millennial Man: SAFE PLACE! SAFE PLACE! HELLLLLLLLLP-

…and throws the Millennial Man back down on the mat. Most call the move a Jackknife Powerbomb.

Colleen Crowder: That’s a trigger word, right? That’s got to be-

Suave calls it…

Johnny Suave: EYE OF RAHHHHHHH!

Rah puts his big boot on the millennial’s chest and looks towards the heavens once more. Referee Martin makes the count.

One.

Two.

Three.

Martin calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! BEHOLD THE POWER OF…RAHHHHHHHHH!

Colleen Crowder: I am shocked and appalled at the gratuitous violence, indicative of the right wing military industrial complex!

Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring again to make the formal pronouncement.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at two minutes and two seconds, and the reason for the invention of sunglasses because your face would melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark if you gaze upon him and the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!

Johnny Suave: Rah gets the win and the Millennial Man gets his first lesson in Pro Wrestling 101.

Colleen Crowder: This is why Hillary must win tonight. She would never let something like this happen under her- EXCUSE ME!

Colleen suddenly notices that Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy was down on all fours admiring her feet. She jumps back.

Colleen Crowder: No-no-no-NO! SUAVE!

Johnny Suave: Told ya.

Colleen Crowder: Get away from me you sexist pig!

Happy Mango comes over.

Happy Mango: Bob, it seems you’ve offended the fair lady here.

Nye looks down at the ground in shame.

Happy Mango: So Ms. Crowder, please allow me to make it up to you in song.

Happy flipped his acoustic guitar over his head and began to strum.

Colleen Crowder: I’m not sure that’s really necessary.

Happy Mango (sings): You might think it’s neat To look at other people’s feet But you might just cause their feelings to be hurt So, at least be discreet When you’re looking at other people’s feet Just say that you’re just looking at the dirt.

Colleen Crowder: Not necessary. Apology accepted. You don’t have to-

Happy Mango: Everybody sing along!

Colleen Crowder: NO!

Colleen Crowder: Okay! Point made! You don’t-

Happy Mango: ONE MORE TIME!

Colleen Crowder: Aw COME ON!

Red faced, Colleen attempts to crawl under the broadcast table.

Happy Mango (sings): So, at least be discreet When you’re looking at other people’s feet Just say that you’re just looking at the dirt.

Happy plays the final notes and wraps up with a flourish.

Colleen Crowder (from under the table): Is he done yet?

Johnny Suave: Thank you Happy. Let’s go to Paige McGillicutty who’s hanging out with the Hollywood elites.

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IN THE CROWD- PART TWO Paige McGillicutty is in the high rent district on the upper level of Hack’s where several celebrity supporters of Hillary Clinton are hanging out.

Paige McGillicutty: Thanks Woodward. I’m up here with some Hillary Clinton supporters who are here to root her on when she takes on Donald Trump later on tonight.

Paige comes up to actress/comedian Amy Schumer.

Paige McGillicutty: Amy, any thoughts on tonight’s big match?

Amy Schumer: You know Paige, I haven’t had a conversation with anyone who doesn’t like Hillary Clinton where they’ve had anything meaningful to say.

Paige McGillicutty: Why is that?

Amy Schumer: I think she’s caught so much flack for so long now, because she isn’t what they think of as a woman. They were mad she wasn’t making cookies, but she was like ‘Oh no, I’m getting healthcare for every mother in the country.’

Paige McGillicutty: I see. What if Trump does win tonight?

Amy Schumer: For starters, my act will have to change because I’ll need to learn to speak Spanish.

Paige McGillicutty: Why’s that?

Amy Schumer: Because I’ll move to Spain.

Paige McGillicutty: You’ll leave the country if Trump wins? Isn’t that so Alec Baldwin?

Amy Schumer: It’s beyond my comprehension what would happen if Trump wins. It’ll be too crazy.

Paige McGillicutty: Okay. How about you?

Paige then talks to young pop star Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus: If Trump wins, my heart will be broke into one hundred thousand pieces. I am moving if he wins.

Paige McGillicutty: You would move too?

Miley Cyrus: Trump makes me scared and sad. I may just vomit.

Paige McGillicuty: May just vomit.

Chelsea Handler leans in.

Chelsea Handler: I’m leaving too.

Paige McGillicutty: Chelsea Handler?

Chelsea Handler: Well, I did buy a house in another country just in case. So all of these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t, let me make this clear, I will leave the country.

Paige McGillicutty: Okay. And-

Paige walks over to the next table where Hollywood diva Barbra Streisand holds court. Streisand doesn’t even look at her, giving off a distinct ‘you are so beneath me’ air.

Amy Schumer: She’s leaving the country too.

Paige McGillicutty: Gotcha.

Miley Cyrus: Don’t forget Jon Stewart.

Amy Schumer: Oh. Yeah. He said he’d consider getting into a rocket and going to another planet.

Chelsea Handler: Oh yeah? Well Cher’s going to Jupiter if Trump wins.

Madonna suddenly turns around from her table and pipes up.

Madonna: I’ve got you all beat. If Hillary Clinton wins, I’m pledging oral sex for everyone-

That gets the crowd’s attention. A huge cheer erupts-

Madonna: …who supports Hillary tonight.

…followed by a collective ‘AWWWWW…’

Madonna: But ONLY if she wins.

Paige McGillicutty: Well Johnny, that’s the story from here. Back to you.

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LIVE Back at the broadcast table with Johnny Suave sitting on the left, Colleen Crowder on the right.

Johnny Suave: Well, if it gets Barbra Streisand to leave the country, there’s as a good reason as any to root for Donald Trump.

Colleen turns to him with a surprised look of disgust.

Colleen Crowder: How dare you say that? Barbra Streisand is a national treasure.

Johnny Suave: So is the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada.

Colleen’s jaw drops.

Johnny Suave: Let’s see how Trump arrived here tonight.

She turns to Johnny.

Colleen Crowder: I can’t believe you compared Barbra Streisand to a rabbit farm.

(FILM CLIP-AMERICAN PATRIOTS GAUNTLET MATCH: Donald Trump vs. Jeb Bush, John Kasich, and Ted Cruz-Taped July 21st in Cleveland, Ohio) Johnny Suave (voiceover): Donald Trump had to run the gauntlet to earn his shot to become the next PCW PEO. First, he had to face Jeb Bush and the Bush Family (former PCW CEO’s George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush).

Trump arrives in the ring wearing an authentic Viking costume complete with a huge wooden club that he brings to the ring with him.

Referee Reince Priebus gives Trump and Jeb Bush their final instructions.

The bell rings. Trump pretends he putting the club down but then spins around and clocks Bush with club cutting him wide open in the face. The Bushes at ringside are horrified. Priebus’s jaw drops. Bush drops like a rock and Trump slides in and hooks the legs.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Suffice to say, both George W. and George H.W. Bush were furious with Trump after he literally bludgeoned Jeb Bush…

George W. angrily wheels his father George H.W., in a wheelchair, away from the ring.

Johnny Suave (v/o): …with a club. The Bushes are so mad that they are not supporting Trump tonight against Hillary Clinton. Next up in the gauntlet…John Kasich.

Kasich tries. He tries real hard. Kasich gets in a few shots but in the end, Trump takes him out with a Skyscraper Slam and dispatches the Ohioan to move on.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Then…Ted Cruz.

Cruz puts up a battle. Trump has all the cards in the end. One Skyscraper Slam later and Trump takes the win.

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DONALD TRUMP PROMO Inside a ritzy china store in downtown New York City, Donald Trump looks at and examines a pricey piece of china. His manager Kellyanne Conway stands in the background with the storekeeper and watches.

Donald Trump: Four years ago, PCW all but went out of business. When PCW CEO Barack Obama became the CEO, I thought he’d do well. I thought he’d be a great cheerleader for PCW.

Trump shakes his head.

Donald Trump: But I was wrong.

Trump whips around and in the process catches one the plates on the shelf and sends it flying to the ground. The expensive plate smashes into pieces.

The storekeeper gasps. Conway doesn’t flinch.

Donald Trump: That’s not what happened. Under the policies of CEO Obama, PCW went dark in 2012 and we had people who weren’t working. Now, with the restart of PCW, we need someone who can rebuild the PCW brand and make it great once again. My opponent’s catchphrase is ‘I’m with her.’ No folks. I will work for you. I will wrestle for you.

The camera follows Trump as he goes around the corner, his coat brushing up against the china on the shelf and causing them to smash on the floor.

Horrified Storekeeper: Um, Mr. Trump?

Donald Trump: We need someone who will lift PCW back up.

Trump bumps into another set of dishes and sends them spinning to the floor.

Donald Trump: With Donald Trump running PCW, we will do it. PCW has tremendous potential but it’s been held back by an establishment who doesn’t care about you- the PCW fans.

He grazes another shelf of dishes and they fall to the ground.

Horrified Storekeeper (more urgent): Mr. Trump!

Conway just shrugs and follows Trump through the store.

Donald Trump: We can take PCW back from the corrupt ruling class and we can make it work for you – the fans.

Trump bumps into another shelf sending the whole structure crashing to the ground.

Horrified Storekeeper: MR. TRUMP!

Donald Trump: PCW Extreme Election Night 2016. Trump vs. Hillary. Who will prevail. The status quo?

Trump points at the camera…and accidently catches another plate.

*SMASH*

Donald Trump: Or YOU!

*SMASH*

The storekeeper confronts Trump.

Horrified Storekeeper: MR. TRU-

Trump motions to Conway. Conway reaches into her purse and hands the intensely anxious storekeeper a check. The storekeeper takes one look at the figure written on the check and immediately exhales and de-tenses down.

Now not-so-horrified Storekeeper: …oh, that’s better.

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LIVE The camera goes close in on George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush- both seating at a front row table with a plum view of the proceeding.

Johnny Suave: The Bushes aren’t the only members of the American Patriots who have major reservations about Donald Trump. The entire American Patriot establishment is on edge.

Colleen Crowder: It’s no wonder. He’s a dangerous ideologue who’ll pursue ignorant policies that will undermine PCW.

Johnny Suave: If nothing else, he’s definitely a danger to expensive fine china in an enclosed space. Let’s go to the ring.

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THE MILLENNIAL MAN- PART TWO For some reason, the Millennial Man is back in the ring, seemingly not pleased at the way the first match played out. And he has a microphone.

Millennial Man: I’m back out here.

Colleen Crowder: Why is he back out here?

Johnny Suave: I have no clue.

Millennial Man: So, like, the first match didn’t exactly go the way I envisioned it would. But I still want a chance at the PCW title.

Johnny Suave: He obviously didn’t hear what Dawn McGill said when she told him title shots weren’t handed out willy-nilly to just anyone.

Millennial Man: So Dawn McGill told me to come back out and I’d get a second chance to prove myself.

Colleen Crowder: Why would Dawn send him back out here then?

Johnny Suave: Well, it’s not like he broke a sweat in his first match.

Millennial Man: So…BRING IT ON!

Johnny Suave: It’s looks like the Millennial Man is going to get a second match here tonight. Who will be his opponent?

**Do You Hear the People Sing?- Les Miserables**

The camera pans up to the second level to where the Les Miserables are sitting. ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay high fives fellow Les Miserable ‘Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan while next to him, Texan Charlie Blackwell stands up from his seat.

Johnny Suave: IT’S GOING TO BE RAY McAVAY!

Also rising from their seats, McAvay’s valets Stormy and Starbrite. The brunette (Stormy) and redhead (Starbrite) pose in the aisle, smile, bat their eyes and show off their new edition, PCW Ray McAvay “Show up. Punch In. Shut up. Get to Work” button down baseball jerseys. Before McAvay’s entourage start towards the ring, McAvay turns around and gestures to the Les Miserables to join him.

Colleen Crowder: Show up. Punch in. Shut up. Get to work?

Johnny Suave: Yeah, McAvay’s kinda of a non-nonsense, man of the people type.

Colleen Crowder: Okay. Who’s the ladies with him?

Johnny Suave: That would be West Texas Adult Entertainment Legend Stormy and her new protégée Starbrite.

Once at ringside, Bert the Janitor joins the group pushing the mop bucket with McAvay’s Big Bertha Driver.

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MATCH 5: The Millennial Man vs. ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay REFEREE: Ron Martin

Millennial Man: HT: 6’-1” WT: 200 HOME: Beachwood, OH / FIN: Parent’s Basement Slam

Ray McAvay: – accompanied to the ring by West Texas Adult Entertainment Legend Stormy, her protégée Starbrite, and Bert the Janitor.HT: 6’-3” WT: 195 HOME: Fort Stockton, TX / FIN: McGill Bomb

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Martin calls for the bell. McAvay walks towards the center of the ring, ready to give the youngster a wrestling lesson. As for his opponent? Millennial Man stares at Stormy and Starbrite- totally oblivious to the fact that he’s in a wrestling match.

Johnny Suave: Well, the Millennial Man doesn’t appear to be a fast learner.

McAvay tries to get his attention. No luck. Millennial Man is transfixed on Stormy and Starbrite- who for their part are motioning McAvay’s opponent towards them.

Colleen Crowder: So, these ladies are strippers then?

Johnny Suave: How did you figure that one out?

Millennial Man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wad of cash.

Johnny Suave: Oh.

Colleen Crowder: Perhaps Millennial Man would wrestle better if Ray McAvay didn’t treat women as if they were sexual objects and used them to distract him.

McAvay finally goes over to Millennial Man and spins him around. Millennial Man pushes McAvay away and walks over to Stormy and Starbrite- who continue to beckon him. Aggravated, McAvay asks for a microphone.

Ray McAvay: Listen you dumbass. I get that you’re infatuated Stormy and Starbrite…I really do. And in most matches, this is the result I’m looking for.

Stormy and Starbrite both bat their eyes which, of course, causes the crowd to pop.

Ray McAvay: I am so thankful, so fortunate to be standing here being able to live out my own ‘Field of Dreams.’ I get to make a living doing something that I love to do- wrestle. Perform in front of people every night. So many people don’t have that opportunity. Show up. Punch in. Shut up. Get to work. That’s what I live by. So to hear you come out here and demand a title shot but you can’t even keep your mind on the task at hand for two seconds- well, it’s an insult to me and all wrestlers…especially the ones who never, ever get the spotlight that a precious few are lucky to get. You expect to be handed a title opportunity?

McAvay leans in close to Millennial Man.

Ray McAvay: So, are you going to wrestle me or not?

Millennial Man finds himself drawn back to gazing at the strippers. Shaking his head and tapping his nose to signal for his Big Bertha driver, McAvay holds out his hand and Bert the Janitor springs into action.

Johnny Sauve: This isn’t going to end well.

Bert takes the Big Bertha driver out of the water bucket and slings it to McAvay in the ring. Ray turns and whaps an unsuspecting Millennial Man with the driver and drops him like wet cement to the mat.

Colleen Crowder: THAT’S AN ASSAULT! HE CAN’T DO THAT!

McAvay hooks the legs and Martin makes the academic three count.

Johnny Suave: And that’ll do it.

Referee Ron Martin calls for the bell and Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at two minutes, forty-seven seconds. ‘RED SOLO PLASTIC CUP’ RAY McAVAY!

Martin checks on Millennial Man while Stormy, Starbrite, and Bert the Janitor celebrate with McAvay and the Les Miserables.

Johnny Suave: Well, Ray McAvay gets the win here as the Millennial Man gets another harsh lesson in Wrestling 101.

Colleen Crowder: That last match was a travesty…and sexist. Hillary Clinton would never let that match take place on a PCW show.

Johnny Suave: Well, speaking of Hillary Clinton, let’s take a quick look back on how she reached tonight’s PCW CEO showdown against Donald Trump…

(FILM CLIP-PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE MATCH: Hillary Clinton vs. Bernie Sanders-Taped July 28th in Philadelphia, PA) Johnny Suave (voiceover): All lethal weapons were banned from the match and replaced with cardboard in an attempt to tone down the violence. The leader of the Progressive Alliance, Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, presided over the match as the referee. With questions about her impartiality in the air, would Wasserman-Shultz call things right down the middle?

Bernie Sanders grabs an empty cardboard toilet roll and smacks it over Hillary’s head. Wasserman-Shultz admonishes Sanders.

Hillary clubs Sanders with her own empty cardboard toilet roll. *CLANK* Sanders staggers backwards into the corner. The cardboard toilet roll slides off and reveals a small lead pipe. Sanders’s manager Jeff Weaver screams at Wasserman-Shultz. Wasserman-Shultz shakes her head and tells him she didn’t see anything wrong.

Johnny Suave (v/o): Even Bill Clinton got into the act.

Weaver again engages referee Wasserman-Shultz over an infraction. Bill Clinton sneaks over and spins Sanders around- then he jabs him in the eye. Then Hillary walks over with what’s purported to be a paper plate but what is actually a steel plate sandwiched by two paper plates. *CLANK*

Johnny Suave (v/o): But then Sanders turned the tide and took the fight to the Clintons.

Sanders hits a single leg takedown on Hillary. Bill then tries to sneak up on him from behind. Sanders low bridges him and then whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Halfway there, Bill ‘stumbles’ and falls face forward into the turnbuckle and flips up and over. Clinton tries to snag the top rope, misses, and tumbles down to the floor. Bill then gets back on his feet…takes two steps…stops…and then flops face first to the floor.

Johnny Suave (v/o): But in the end, Hillary would prevail.

Sanders has Hillary down and hooks the leg. Wasserman-Shultz takes her sweet time going over to make the pinfall. Finally, Sanders jumps back up and gets in her face. While he argues with Wasserman-Shultz, Hillary slides over, grabs Sanders from behind, and rolls him back into a pinning situation. Wasserman-Shultz immediately slams her hand on the mat with a machine gun “onetwothree” and that’s the match.

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HILLARY CLINTON PROMO Deep down in the bowels of Washington D.C. Extremely dark setting. Hillary Clinton, accompanied by her husband Bill, Debbie Wasserman-Shultz, and her manager Robby Mook, steps forward into the light.

Hillary Clinton: Donald Trump. You might be a big shot in the business world. You may be a legend in the corporate boardroom. But Donald, you have no idea what you’ve just walked into. You see, this is my arena. And you have no idea what lengths I’ll go to get what I want and deserve. PCW CEO.

Bill folds his arms in front of him.

Hillary Clinton: There are many people all across the PCW universe who believe, like I do, that Donald Trump simply cannot get the job done…that Donald Trump is fundamentally unqualified to be the CEO of PCW. As PCW starts up again, we need new ideas and someone who is temperamentally prepared to do the job. That person is me. At three AM in the morning, when the phone rings and there’s a crisis that needs to be handled, you want me to take that call- not Donald Trump. Donald Trump’s ideas are dangerously incoherent, he is horribly unprepared for a position that requires knowledge, stability, and responsibility. Putting Trump in charge would be rolling the dice with PCW’s future.

Bill Clinton: Trump running PCW would be the craziest thing in the world ever- even crazier than Obamacare- *SMACK* – OWWW!

He rubs his shoulder where Hillary had just smacked him with her open hand.

Hillary Clinton: Don’t say that!

Bill Clinton: Sorry.

She turns her gaze back to the camera.

Hillary Clinton: To get PCW back up and running, it will take a real plan, with real experience, and real leadership. Donald Trump is unfit to be PCW CEO. It would be a historic mistake if he somehow won. At Extreme Election Night 2016, my experience, built up on years of working side-by-side with the Progressive Alliance, fighting for what we believe, will prevail over Donald Trump. If you don’t believe me, listen for yourself to the voices of my Hollywood friends.

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Hillary turns and burns a steely glare towards her manager.

Robby Mook: I…I…I…

Mook awkwardly points at her.

Robby Mook: I’m with her?

Hillary looks at him incredulously.

Hillary Clinton: GAH!

She throws up her hands and storms off.

Hillary Clinton (offscreen): WHEN I FIND OUT WHO SWITCHED THAT TAPE…

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BACKSTAGE The PCW Executive Committee have come out of their meeting room. Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan (American Patriots) and Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi (Progressive Alliance) stand behind a podium as they are ready to make their announcement. PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein stands in front of an assembled group that includes wrestlers of all sorts who wait the Executive Committee’s decision.

Woodward Bernstein: Woodward Bernstein backstage. We are just about to find out who will be wrestling for the PCW title. Mitch McConnell has stepped behind the podium and it appears he’ll go first.

Mitch McConnell: Ladies and gentlemen. Along with Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Reid of the Progressive Alliance, we have spent the past hour weighing the various candidates…the wrestlers who are worthy to be the next PCW champion.

Harry Reid: We have as a collective group come to a decision on the participants who will meet for a chance at winning the PCW title.

Paul Ryan: Representing the American Patriots- ‘The Wall Street Market Analyst Who Just Happens to Have a Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit’- Kirk Walstreit.

Jumping up from his chair, Walstreit, hoisting up a velvet portrait of Herbstreit for all to see, walks up to the podium. He lowers the painting so he can shake Ryan’s and then McConnell’s hand.

Then Nancy Pelosi steps up.

Nancy Pelosi: Representing the Progressive Alliance…and the NEXT PCW CHAMPION! Former PCW Champion- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism!

Chism rises up from his seat with his arms outstretched in the air. He joins Pelosi and Reid at the podium. After a few pictures are taken of the two men who will face off for the PCW title, the group then returns to the room.

Woodward Bernstein: So, the PCW Executive Committee has shut the door on the likes of A.J. Alabama of the SEC and the Les Miserables William Daniels Bryan wrestling for the PCW title. It’s going to be Kirk Walstreit of the American Patriots versus ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism. Let’s get a reaction from here from one of the wrestlers left out.

The Les Miserables (‘Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan, ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay, and Charlie Blackwell) just happen walk by. Bernstein tries to snag one of them for a comment.

Woodward Bernstein: Guys…any comment on what just took place?

McAvay and Bryan ignore PCW’s Investigative Reporter and continue on. Blackwell acknowledges Bernstein and stops to engage him.

Woodward Bernstein: Charlie? I know you can’t be happy about this.

Charlie Blackwell: Woodward, the establishment has made their decision. All I am going to say is our response will speak louder than words.

And with that, Blackwell leaves to catch up with McAvay and Bryan to plot their next move.

Woodward Bernstein: There you have it. Johnny, back to you. END OF PART ONE

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R. Jake Wood, 2024.

Amtrak's AEM 7 electric locomotive, a main line-feature on the Northeast Corridor from 1978 to 2016. The 945 (above) was donated to Illinois Railway Museum in 2018.

I took a few trips on Amtrak between Pittsburgh and NYC back in the early 2000s, well before the retirement date for the AEM (I connected with New Jersey Transit at Penn Station). When I saw 945 I thought "Hey! I've ridden behind engines like that!"

As seen on accompanying information placard.

The image above could have been one of the trains I was on in 2005, for instance. The Pennsylvanian that made the journey between the two cities began the westbound leg behind AEMs and made pretty damn fast trips through Jersey, then changed to diesel at Philadelphia for the balance of the route to Pittsburgh (and under a different banner, on to Chicago).

The difference in speeds was notable before or after the locomotive change-over in Philly. As Amtrak owns the Northeast Corridor (and north of Philly it's a pretty straight shot to Newark), the AEMs would, at a guess, rock along nicely at more than 70 mph.

On the way through Philadelphia to Washington, D.C. R. Jake Wood, 2008, quite likely behind an AEM 7.

#photography #our shots #amtrak #rail roads #illinois railway museum

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Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Conniston Middle School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Bridgewater University

Robb Elementary School

Michigan State University

Covenant Christian School

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25 years of ‘thoughts and prayers’.

Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Robb Elementary SchoolThurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Bridgewater University

Robb Elementary School

Michigan State University

Covenant Christian School

#school shootings #gun violence #guns #2a #2nd amendment #this is america #american exceptionalism #NRA

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The United States is on fire and nothing is being done by the people who can put it out.

Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Robb Elementary SchoolThurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Bridgewater University

The United States is on fire and nothing is being done by the people who can put it out.

Thurston High School

Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

Lake Worth Middle School

University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

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Columbine High School

Heritage High School

Deming Middle School

Fort Gibson Middle School

Buell Elementary School

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University of Arkansas

Junipero Serra High School

Santana High School

Bishop Neumann High School

Pacific Lutheran University

Granite Hills High School

Lew Wallace High School

Martin Luther King, Jr High School

Appalachian School of Law

Washington High School

Conception Abbey

Benjamin Tasker Middle School

University of Arizona

Lincoln High School

John McDonogh High School

Red Lion Area Junior High School

Case Western Reserve University

Rocori High School

Ballou High School

Randallstown High School

Bowen High School

Red Lake Senior High School

Harlan Community Academy High School

Campbell County High School

Milwee Middle School

Roseburg High School

Pine Middle School

Essex Elementary School

Duquesne University

Platte Canyon High School

Weston High School

West Nickel Mines School

Joplin Memorial Middle School

Henry Foss High School

Compton Centennial High School

Virginia Tech

Success Tech Academy

Miami Carol City Senior High School

Hamilton High School

Louisiana Technical College

Mitchell High School

EO Green Junior High School

Northern Illinois University

Lakota Middle School

Knoxville Central High School

Willoughby South High School

Henry Ford High School

University of Central Arkansas

Dillard High School

Dunbar High School

Hampton University

Harvard College

Larose-Cut Off Middle School

International Studies Academy

Skyline College

Discovery Middle School

University of Alabama

DeKalb School

Deer Creek Middle School

Ohio State University

Mumford High School

University of Texas

Kelly Elementary School

Marinette High School

Aurora Central High School

Millard South High School

Martinsville West Middle School

Worthing High School

Millard South High School

Highlands Intermediate School

Cape Fear High School

Chardon High School

Episcopal School of Jacksonville

Oikos University

Hamilton High School

Perry Hall School

Normal Community High School

University of South Alabama

Banner Academy South

University of Southern California

Sandy Hook Elementary School

Apostolic Revival Center Christian School

Taft Union High School

Osborn High School

Stevens Institute of Business and Arts

Hazard Community and Technical College

Chicago State University

Lone Star College-North

Cesar Chavez High School

Price Middle School

University of Central Florida

New River Community College

Grambling State University

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School

Ronald E McNair Discovery Academy

North Panola High School

Carver High School

Agape Christian Academy

Sparks Middle School

North Carolina A&T State University

Stephenson High School

Brashear High School

West Orange High School

Arapahoe High School

Edison High School

Liberty Technology Magnet High School

Hillhouse High School

Berrendo Middle School

Purdue University

South Carolina State University

Los Angeles Valley College

Charles F Brush High School

University of Southern California

Georgia Regents University

Academy of Knowledge Preschool

Benjamin Banneker High School

D H Conley High School

East English Village Preparatory Academy

Paine College

Georgia Gwinnett College

John F Kennedy High School

Seattle Pacific University

Reynolds High School

Indiana State University

Albemarle High School

Fern Creek Traditional High School

Langston Hughes High School

Marysville Pilchuck High School

Florida State University

Miami Carol City High School

Rogers State University

Rosemary Anderson High School

Wisconsin Lutheran High School

Frederick High School

Tenaya Middle School

Bethune-Cookman University

Pershing Elementary School

Wayne Community College

JB Martin Middle School

Southwestern Classical Academy

Savannah State University

Harrisburg High School

Umpqua Community College

Northern Arizona University

Texas Southern University

Tennessee State University

Winston-Salem State University

Mojave High School

Lawrence Central High School

Franklin High School

Muskegon Heights High School

Independence High School

Madison High School

Antigo High School

University of California-Los Angeles

Jeremiah Burke High School

Alpine High School

Townville Elementary School

Vigor High School

Linden McKinley STEM Academy

June Jordan High School for Equity

Union Middle School

Mueller Park Junior High School

West Liberty-Salem High School

University of Washington

King City High School

North Park Elementary School

North Lake College

Freeman High School

Mattoon High School

Rancho Tehama Elementary School

Aztec High School

Wake Forest University

Italy High School

NET Charter High School

Marshall County High School

Sal Castro Middle School

Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School

Great Mills High School

Central Michigan University

Huffman High School

Frederick Douglass High School

Forest High School

Highland High School

Dixon High School

Santa Fe High School

Noblesville West Middle School

University of North Carolina Charlotte

STEM School Highlands Ranch

Edgewood High School

Palm Beach Central High School

Providence Career & Technical Academy

Fairley High School (school bus)

Canyon Springs High School

Dennis Intermediate School

Florida International University

Central Elementary School

Cascade Middle School

Davidson High School

Prairie View A & M University

Altascocita High School

Central Academy of Excellence

Cleveland High School

Robert E Lee High School

Cheyenne South High School

Grambling State University

Blountsville Elementary School

Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)

Prescott High School

College of the Mainland

Wynbrooke Elementary School

UNC Charlotte

Riverview Florida (school bus)

Second Chance High School

Carman-Ainsworth High School

Williwaw Elementary School

Monroe Clark Middle School

Central Catholic High School

Jeanette High School

Eastern Hills High School

DeAnza High School

Ridgway High School

Reginald F Lewis High School

Saugus High School

Pleasantville High School

Waukesha South High School

Oshkosh High School

Catholic Academy of New Haven

Bellaire High School

North Crowley High School

McAuliffe Elementary School

South Oak Cliff High School

Texas A&M University-Commerce

Sonora High School

Western Illinois University

Oxford High School

Bridgewater University

Robb Elementary School

Michigan State University

Covenant Christian School

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