#banishers spoilers

[sparrow-hawk]

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden (2024) ↳ Antea Duarte

[the-night-puncher]

watching your friend kill her abusive shitty husband and then your first reaction being "what you want to do?" before proceeding to steal the guys identity at her request and become a way better husband is actually a great meet cute and I'm not sure why the guy was embarrassed to tell Red

[cinnamonbag]

[let-robots-dream]

You don’t understand, I need a whole story based off the idea of these two still having a relationship after the one becomes a vengeful spirit

[cacophonylily]

I headcanon that it was Deborah's ghost asking for help we saw at the beginning and not just the Nightmare luring Red in the meetinghouse.

[peachyoctober]

still thinking about thickskin giving a dog whistle to the second group that she sent off into the wolf infested woods and telling them to use it if they needed to call her for help…babes…like…okay eyeee cannot judge what someone does in the name of self preservation right? like i don’t agree but i understand that her sister’s and her own survival were her priority so splitting the groups up so that she wouldn’t have to worry about being slowed down as much is like sure okay whatever BUT THIS TWISTED ASS BITCH really went as far as to ensure the group’s demise for what exactly??? like knowing that if there came a time they would have to use the whistle it meant in one way or another they were in a position were they were vulnerable and that would make it all the more easier for them to be hunted by the wolves meanwhile those poor people genuinely thought that the whistle was a signal to thickskin to come and help them. the more desperate they got the more they utilized it not knowing that it was leading the wolf pack right to them MY GOD there is not a place in hell hot enough for her. to believe that weak deserves to die regardless is disgusting but she really never even gave them a chance. there actually could have been people that made it out of there and found their way back to camp but she never gave them the fucking chance

and to have the audacity to turn around and give the same kind of whistle to red after asking him to help her camp…ohhhhh no just completely soulless she needs to suffer. blaming her was not enough i needed her to suffer the same fate she made for the people she got killed i needed her body ripped apart by the scourge she had a hand in creating

[flyingwide]

[warning: slight spoilers for Witchfinders and The Inkwell]

I'm fucking wheezing

[figkeele]

Jacob, eating: oh do you want some stew?

Me: it's Ben, right? Your missing friend. You're eating your friend! I vibed this game will have cannibalism.

*a few minutes later*

Antea: Jacob was eating Ben.

Me: nailed it.

[jacensolodjo]

All these dead wolves while hunting this Beast thing is making me upset lol

[captainsparklefingers]

If I had a nickel for every time a former cleric of Helio created a new god in the Aguefort Adventuring Academy gym, I'd have two nickels. Which is fuckin' wild.

[dex1o]

the third semester of p5r is wild if you think about it from sumire's perspective, and that's without even getting into the whole sumire/kasumi thing.

imagine you wake up one day and the entire world's a little bit fucked up for some reason. you see a building flickering in and out of existence (the same one where you awoke to some crazy JJBA stand powers, except last time it wasn't visable from the outside). so you call your friend/crush (??) because he knows more about this shit than you do, and he shows up with the idol and ace detective, trademarked 'pleasant-boy' goro akechi?? for some reason??? but hey, if he knows about the metaverse then that's good enough for you. he's a nice enough guy anyway but then you get INTO the metaverse, and his outfit is the edgiest thing you've ever seen, and the moment you get into a fight he's releasing what looks like years of pent up rage by screaming and laughing maniacally while absolutely tearing through shadows. and hes flirting (?) with your friend/crush (??) the whole time

but while he's literally calling your friend/crush (?) a loser and an idiot straight to his face, the meanest thing he calls you is a scardy-cat. he never refers to you by your first name and always uses the honorific '-san,' even while he's yelling. he commentates on every one of your kills like a deranged and zealous sports commentator. you think he respects you (???) youre not sure

[the-night-puncher]

I was fully ready to let the scudder boys get away with murder but then credence had to be shitty and threaten his cousin... I'm ok with murder but I draw the line at manipulation and disloyalty

[nucleqr]

so, i'm going feral right now just a little.

bonus: an extremely gratifying achievement to get as karlach

[shanxy180]

no kissing in the circus !

[playerkingsley]

time to bring this back:

[a2zillustration]

Croissant's superpower is lying to the entire religious sect of Murder

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