#bandanaboissmashquotes

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This is an Important Thing Right Here

Folks I would officially like to say Pirahna Plant & Joker are now canonically Best Friends. Cause...

Two best friends chilling.

[tamarinfrog-art]

If Kirby can copy the abilities of others wouldn't that mean he can be present in every club?

Technically yes, but officially he’s main member of hammer and sword club because his default moves and final smash have a hammer and swords.

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Dedede: I've seen way worse things then you. (Flicks Bowser away) Get outta my face!

[hopeaterart]

@bandanaboissmashquotes you seem to really like my BNHA au, so consider the followings:

Nomu Sectonia

Bandana being asked to give a conference at U.A

Kaabi defending the agency against Stain

The Lor Starcutter being a mecha

Kaabi becoming friends with class 1-A.

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Incineroar: What's that? (Points at Hat Kid's vacuum)

Hat Kid: That's my robotic vacuum cleaner, Rumbi. He's very helpful.

Incineroar: I don't know why but I now have a sudden urge to sit on top of it and let it carry me.

Hat Kid: You will not.

Incineroar, already on Rumbi: Noted.

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cant get anything done rn sorry

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Newest Member

Ren: Guys, I'd like to show you all our newest member!

Morgana: Who is it?

Ann: Yeah tell us I want to know now!

Ren: Introducing, Pirahna Plant! (Picking him up)

Ryuji: ... ...Ren that's a plant.

Ren: Yes.

Futaba: But why a plant?

Joker: He's adorable as all hell.

Yusuke: I don't think it will suffice.

Makoto: Yeah. It doesn't seem like it can hold their own in a f-

Pirahna Plant: (Smiles at all of them.)

Phantom Thieves: Oh my god he's so precious!

Haru, snatching Pirahna Plant from Ren: I'm gonna love you forever!

Ryuji (To Pirahna Plant): I classify you as...Tooth! Codename: Tooth.

Ren: So...The plant stays?

Ryuji: Yeah! Of course! I mean were there any doubts?

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I'm Not Biased I Swear XD

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Hat Kid: Hey Scorpion!

Scorpion: What do you want little girl? I'm busy.

Hat Kid, in a Scorpion costume: Get over here!

Scorpion: *Silently dies from a cuteness heart attack*

Hat Kid: ....Scorpion? You good?

King Dedede: He's. Toasty!

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The answer to that is 0 because only Kirby is capable of killing these guys. Ganondorf isn't near a planet buster or a dimension crasher like Kirby bosses. But he's only 3 I guess it's cool. Have a nice day 😁

My little brother is watching me play Kirby on TV and he hates everything that isn’t Zelda and so he keeps criticising the game and is currently trying to convince me in which ways Link could kill Magolor

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They're Thoughts On Children

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-Back in Brawl-

Master Hand: Welcome to Smash Snake! Now first order of buisness what would you like your main weapon to be?

Snake, holding it up: My gun!

Master Hand: No no no! No guns.

Snake looked confused.

Master Hand: A gun with bullets is far too realistic and anti-kid friendly. We'll allow explosives though.

Snake: Meh, I'll take what I can get.

-In Sm4sh-

Snake: I'm gonna skip out on this one guys see ya next time maybe.

Mario: Cya Snake.

Snake: By the way, who's the last person joining?

Bayonetta, walks in: Hello boys. I'm guessing this is Smash?

Snake directs his attention to Bayo's four guns.

Snake: ... ... ...How come she gets guns!?

Mario: To be fair her bullets are magic rather than real ones.

Snake: *Grumbles* Fine whatever, I'm going now.

-At Ultimate-

Snake: Hey there newbie, I'm Snake. 'S nice to meet ya.

Ren: S-Solid Snake!? I-It's a pleasure to meet you. (Shakes his hand)

Snake: Haha! Now what kinds of stuff'll you bring to Smash?

Ren: Well I have my Persona, Arsene. I also have a grappling hook & dagger.

Snake: Very nice good to know th-

Ren, holds it up: I also have a gun!

Snake, officially done: ... ... ...

-In Master Hands' office-

Master Hand was humming minding his buisness.

Snake, kicking down his door, startling Master Hand: YOU LET A KID HAVE A GUN AND NOT ME!?

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Master Hand: Ready?

Papyrus: Yes!

Charizard: Yeah!

Master Hand: 3. 2. 1. GO!

Papyrus: *Throws a bone at Charizard*

Charizard is sent flying.

Charizard: Ow! Why'd that hurt so much?

Charizard used Flamethrower, Papyrus moved out of the way.

Papyrus: Wowie! Looks like I'll have to use my blue attack early. (Sends a blue bone at Charizard)

Charizard not seeing it doesn't move.

Charizard: AAH! Wait nothing happened...Hey numbskull your move sucks. (Charizard suddenly fell to the ground with great impact)

Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Success! You're blue now that's my attack!

Sans: You go Papyrus.

Papyrus: Thank you brother!

Charizard: Great now I can't move...Who's idea was it to invite these two?

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Meta Knight: You need me to what?

Sonic: I need you to fly all the way to the other side of the galaxy, and get something I left on some planet.

Meta Knight: ...Ok (Flies off)

Sonic: Alright let's see how long it ta-

Meta Knight: I'm back.

Sonic: What!? Did you even find it!?

Meta Knight: Yes.

Sonic: (On his knees) Teach me how to be that fast!

Meta Knight: I really don't like doing that. I just want to chill.

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Roy, to Marth & Ike: Hey guys! Check this out! *Clears his throat, then shouts at the top of his lungs* Does anyone want any pancakes!

Akechi, from another room: PANCAKES!?

Akechi burst through a wall with a powerful aura emitting itself from his body.

Akechi: Give me the pancakes!

Marth & Ike: O_O

Roy, held a huge smile on his face.

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Hat Kid: Here we are! At Smash!

Snatcher: Err, I don't like it here.

Hat Kid: What do you mean!?

DJ Grooves: Darling, it's full of ruffians and punks!

Conductor: Easy fer you ta say Grooves.

Mustache Girl: Well I'm gonna go socialize. (Walks to the villains) Hello fellow bad guys!

Ridley, faced turned to face her with a mouth full of "blood?"

Mustache Girl, turning back: NOPE! Screw that!

Ridley: Damn this strawberry jam is the best! Want some Ganon?

Ganondorf: ...Do I look like a child to you?