#banana tag

[skele-bunny]

Exactly Like Planned. (No CW) River/Swiss

CW - NONE

Tags: NSFW, handjobs, semi-blowjobs, tentacle dick, hemipenis, frotting, first time touches

Characters: Swiss, River

(A gift for @anotherbananasong based on their amazing River/Swiss art! This was longer but my doc crashed and only saved half so I had to redo majority... Yin/Yang hc Swiss my beloved.)

(Divider by @ wrathofrats )

Being summoned to a Master or Clergymen's chambers wasn't unusual for ghouls. Wether it be for punishment, pleasure, or simply taking orders while they're still settled inside their own human-like nest. But for a ghoul to be summoned by another ghoul? Strictly unheard of. From the Doves to the Ancient ones, only they simply had that power. Usually never meant good, honestly. That's why it was so confusing to see Swiss smile as he opened a summoning request with that rare brown paper dedicated to the Ancients.

Even more terrifying and confusing than his smile, was his cheeks turning warm as he moved on his heel, hissing playfully at his packmates that wanted to see the summon. He entered his room and didn't come out for another two hours, and once he did not only did Swiss smell nice but he looked it just as much.

The multi waved goodbye to those in the den, closing the main door as he now practically skipped with giddiness. He looked down at his summon card, tail wagging ever so slowly.

"Summons for Swiss, Multi. Corridor 4.

Meet me at seven tonight. We have to keep that pretty promise, now don't we? Don't forget your stockings.♡

River, Water. To Corridor 1."

Holding the card tightly, Swiss giggled under his breath. He felt like those movies Aurora adored watching where the woman took every letter the man gave, just completely over the moon and oblivious. But it was true to a point, Swiss was over the moon. Possibly a little bit more.

About a week ago, the multi's little obsession with the ancient ones got him in a certain... Situation. Tears had started flowing as he was sat on a counter, River holding his waist tightly and head dipped. Swiss couldn't stop his hysterics despite assuring he was okay, but River wasn't that type of person to ignore all the blaring non-verbal cues just to continue for his own selfish reasons. Instead, they ended up on the couch simply cuddling, Swiss whimpering apologies over and over.

"Hey, hey... You're okay. It can be scary sometimes, I don't blame you even a little bit. Especially if my fellow mates have been acting like they have lately." River shrugged, claws gentle as he ran his fingers through Swiss' butterfly locs.

Swiss shook his head, "I feel like I ruined the mood, let alone disappointing you."

"Disappointing me? Never in a millennium, little one."

The multi just shrugged again, muzzle completely pressed against River's neck as he whined. The water ghoul was just as quiet, trying to not let his worry and own guilt take over—he was comforting the other, that was more important.

Slowly, an idea clicked. "How about this," River smiled. "We were pretty rushed with that. Instead, how about we meet on our own terms. Fully plan it out. That way, you know what to expect, and it's a bit easier to function with. Yeah?"

Taking a moment to think, Swiss nodded. "I like that idea... Thank you."

So they discussed, for a whole hour, about just what exactly they'd do together. They settled with no penetration for their first time together, and Swiss teasing his one of many sets of lingerie that River growled lowly at the though of.

That's where they currently stood, Swiss quietly maneuvering himself down the corridor listed with a more of a perk in his steps. He stood outside of a door and knocked, almost immediately the door opened up, Swiss tilting his head back to see River staring back.

"Yin!" River smiled wide, opening the door and happily welcoming the smaller in. "I'm so happy to see you got my summon. So rare do people respond."

"Maybe it's that they're too scared to respond." Swiss teased back, watching River close the door and offer his hand.

"Hmm, perhaps. Still. I'm glad to see you."

Their hands squeezed once interlocked, being lead to River's bedroom. The water ghoul had his own small den, mimicking a human apartment from what Swiss would look on the internet. When asked, River had simply answered "I need my own space."

Swiss settled himself down on the plush bed, watching River move to his TV and video player, putting in a movie he already had planned. Exactly, like planned. Nothing sudden, nothing off guard, nothing that could potentially scare his desired. When the movie began, Swiss found himself in the arms of the water ghoul, being gently pet down his back and staring at the large screen with contentment.

Exactly like planned.

About twenty minutes in, River slowly dipped his hand further to circle at Swiss' tail base, making him curl up closer and exhale.

Exactly like planned.

An additional ten minutes, and Swiss was a blushing mess as his ass was squeezed and mouth against his neck. The multi pushed up, his own claws gently resting on the back of River's veil. The movie was forgotten at this point, Swiss completely lost in his own world as River moved to settle between his partner's legs, slowly grinding forwards.

One by one, their clothes began to strip with the lingering touches of affection and giggles as certain spots tickled. River kept his veil on, but had stripped down to just his socks with boxers, and was in the process of kissing down Swiss' stomach. His tongue grazed at his happy tail, sucking on the skin before dipping lower.

His nose pressed against Swiss' crotch and hands dragging his pants down. A lustful moan left River at the sight waiting for him. Again, exactly like planned, Swiss had wore his garter belt River desperately wanted to see with the accompanying stockings squeezing his thighs. The icing on the cake, however, was the unexpected mesh panties. Gently grazing over the item, River began to purr as he touched against Swiss' chubbed cock that had started giving a small tent to the panties.

"Do you like it?" Swiss asked, his voice wavering with nervousness.

River simply nodded, breathless. "Very much so."

His hand cupped the outline of Swiss' cock, slowly rubbing until he was fully hard, head dipping down to graze his tongue along Swiss' tip that peeked out from the band. He pulled down the mesh, smiling as Swiss stood at full for him, tongue once again lapping up from the base to tip, lips curling around his head. River sucked softly before lowering himself, bobbing with a gentle rhythm—smirking as Swiss' claws suddenly went to his veil and dug in.

Whimpers left the multi's throat, watching as River drooled over his cock and tongue occasionally peeking out to drag at his undershaft. Pulling off with a wet pop, River's tongue circled at his urethra before sitting up to his knees, smile still wide.

"Doing alright so far, yang?" He asked, rubbing his crotch with a heavy bulge.

The smaller ghoul simply nodded. "Y-Yeah..."

"Good, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself."

Pushing down his clothes, River couldn't help but laugh as Swiss' eyes went wide. In normal ghoul height standards, Swiss was well endowed. But compared to the giant in front of him, he's never felt so small and suddenly self-conscious before. River pulled his garment off completely and shuffle between Swiss' legs, giving the other an opportunity to see a sheath settled right under his base.

River followed the eye trail, humming. "Hm. We didn't negotiate this, but would you like to meet her?"

"Her?"

River reached beneath himself, slowly rubbing at the sheath that began to slick before a tip popped out. Swiss held back another whine as a tentacle began to prod out, standing at full mast the same length as River's other cock, wrapping around his palm.

"She's shy, haha. Just needs to get used to your smell."

The multi just nodded, eyes watching every movement of the tentacle. It squirmed a bit before removing from River's palm, tip grazing at Swiss' cock before pouncing — making River jolt forwards.

"Impatient..."

A soft shrill left Swiss as the suckers on the tentacle latched tightly, pulsing itself as it squeezed his length. River sighed at the feeling, looking up at Swiss while he pushed the three appendages together in his hand to slowly start stroking.

"I think it's safe to say she likes you." River teased. "Not an easy feat."

Swiss groaned, head tilting back as the tentacle squeezed again just as River began to move his hand in time with grinds, adding multiple sensations all at once. Their pace was slow and methodical, River keeping his eyes locked onto Swiss as he practically drank every expression and noise the multi gave him. His cock twitched, pre beading down to join on Swiss' stomach. He leaned down and swiped his tongue at Swiss' jawline down to his neck and slowly began to suck hickies, fangs grazing at every possible moment he could.

Hand tightening, River continued his pumps, now growling completely against Swiss' skin. "You smell so sweet, my yin." He could feel Swiss buck into his grip, laughing some at the reaction. "Like when I touch you like this, darling?"

"Uh-huh..." Swiss whimpered, tilting his neck to the side so the ancient one had more access.

The growl that came from River's throat at the presentation sent shivers down Swiss' spine, quickly reminding him of just who exactly was between his legs.

"Good boy."

Fangs pressed deep within his warm flesh, Swiss letting out a dragged and hitched moan with the accompanied feeling of his cock twitching. River kept himself settled in the multi's flesh, hand pumping more erratically. The tentacle had joined the fray, squeezing more frantically with her attention on his knot. Friction passed back and forth only made more pearls drip out, let alone the fact River was basically humping him.

Swiss' legs wrapped around the taller's waist, dragging close to keep bodily contact. River's other hand found its way down, lightly swatting his tentacle out of the way to fondle Swiss' balls. His thumb rubbed in slow circles, other fingers pulsing at the back for extra stimulation. Frustrated at its owner, the tentacle squeezed tighter around Swiss, the warmth in his abdomen growing closer than he expected.

The tag team quickly sent Swiss over the edge, faster than he's cum before in his life. He could feel River pull off his neck and the gentle trickle of his own crimson down to the bed and the heat of his cum puddled on his stomach.

It took just a few more before River joined from the stimulation of his own hand and his other appendage straining. He purposely aimed his load to join the white on his current partners stomach, looking down from his position against Swiss' neck.

Suddenly squirming, the tentacle let go of Swiss' knot and made a b-line for his hole that now slowly dripped slick—being cut off as River grabbed it. She thrashed but eventually gave up, letting River lead her back up and wrapped around his hand.

"Apologies. She gets excited quick as it's not often she can play." He apologized, kissing Swiss' cheek.

Swiss just smiled nervously, slowly offering his palm out. She instantly latched, the multi laughing at the strange feeling of her suckers attached to his hand. "It's alright... Guess next time we'll have to include her, won't we?"

River let out a hiss as his tentacle started squirming more erratically, keeping a hand on her base as she tried dipping down again. This time, it was Swiss who laughed, squishing the blue appendage gently.

"She's so eager."

"Can't blame her... You're so alluring, darling." They shared a gentle look, River pushing his muzzle against Swiss' cheek. "Adorable... Did any of your aftercare plans change?"

"Ah," Swiss thought for a moment. "No, not really."

"Understood."

Although their interaction short, it's just what Swiss needed to begin his potential relationship with River. He watched the other pull away after a little fight with his tentacle who now hung sadly as she was pulled away from her 'one true love', River grabbed a warm washcloth he had waiting, carefully wiping up the mess. He couldn't help himself as his nails raked down the stockings Swiss still had on, hand massaging the inner thigh.

"Is it alright for me to request you keeping these on?"

Swiss stuttered. "Just... Just this?"

"Mmhm."

A deep blush slowly blossomed from Swiss' cheeks down to his shoulders and chest, but ultimately nodding. His underwear was carefully placed back on, River following with his boxers as he climbed back into bed. He grabbed the remote and deliberately restarted the movie they had ignored, Swiss curling against the water ghoul's side. He couldn't help but discreetly stare down as occasional squirms came from the grey material, her tip peeking out from the thigh band. How could Swiss deny such a pitiful sight? Let alone his own curiosity.

He moved his finger close in disguise of readjusting his whole self, letting her tip be pressed against his skin.

While Swiss wasn't able to see River's face, a smirk had placed on his lips, continuing to scratch the multi's back as if he wasn't aware of their little 'romance' happening. Satan only knows how Swiss will react when she shows off her eggs.

[monards]

What do you think of those rhinealice fics by purplesan?

only multishots in the entire fandom 😭😭

Assuming you’ve already read them cause who hasn’t scrolled through ever rhinealice fic on ao3 😭😭

banana. you know me too well. if you saw the amount of times my ao3 account has recorded me visiting both of them you'd audibly sigh. the rhinealice community tradition is actually just rereading the fics about them religiously to the point they memorize the plots.

I am, but a sad, sad lesbian who wants to see the two old women happy. And honestly.. out of any and all content about them; im pretty sure purplesan is one of the only people to let them be unadulteratedly happy together more than once. Which is incredibly funny when you think about it LMAO I always realllyyyy love how there's so many different approaches to rhinealice's dynamic (since. we know like 2 things about them. LMAO) but I like seeing how soft they are in 'attachment' & 'we will meet again' ,,,, call me old fashion but is it truly a crime to just want to see the two absent mother figures kiss. Is it. Attachment is suchhh a cute little ficc.. aughhh..... purplesan has such a wonderful style and reading it feels so human it makes me want to run around my room crying.!! It's such a cute short-fic,, and it's so inherently unserious that its just such a sweet read; especially in the morning when i have nothing do to except stare at my wall for an hourLMAO / Will we meet again is definitely more heavy,, (and has made me cry. thrice. for the counter) but it does suchhh a sweet job at making them both so human. call me insane but I think I'm just so weak to fics where they're soooo human and soft compared to the way they're normally characterized in game (or. alternatively. when its the complete opposite and theyre beat with a stick until they cant even be considered human. i love both sides of the spectrum.) and its nice to see a story that portrays as so much more caring and soft with each other then you'd expect (considering who they. y'know. are. LMAO) plus. we also see Alice's husband get dogged on. so I'm a fan.

TLDR; crepe is a sucker for rhinealice being allowed happiness. as a treat.

[heartofspells]

for the ask game, 1, because I've been meaning to catch up on your fics, and 13 :)

1 - favorite fic you wrote this year

Oooh, that's a good one, my darling banana! Probably Multiplying Parents, mostly because - while I think it's very cute and adorable and squishy - I had soooo much fun writing it. Harry's perspective on the whole thing kept me grinning the entire time.

13 - favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

Noooooo! I would have to do this thing before Spotify Wrapped comes out. That would have made it easier, because this feels impossible. I can't choose a song and you can't make me (:P) and I've never been one to go by specific albums, but as for artists, I've spent a lot of my writing time shifting between Arrows in Action, Wind Walkers, and Walking on Cars. Way too many of their songs are perfect for all the things I write.

End of year asks!

[idiotwithbackpain]

watermelllon i want

[plusie]

🍌 - banana slug plushies !

[blackwallmancer]

I made a bananasaurus and twitter went kinda apeshit for it in a way that freaked me out a little lot, so I didn't think to post it here until now.

Pattern is by EmeraldRoseCrochet on etsy if you wanna make your own <3

[starling-ghoul]

One of the last times I was at the doctors I got this photo of my platypus keychain

So…how many plushies has River obtained from other ghouls finding out that he regresses under extreme stress? And how many “doctor” visits have been done on plushies to make River more comfy in being examined after coming to the surface?

Little River scared he’s gonna get a shot…

(something tells me all the Ancients are nervous about seeing doctor Aether cause they’re not familiar with routine check-ups, besides Air who got used to seeing Aether for his breathing problems)

[reginalusus]

I personally imagine Jason would never let go of the custom two-door Miata (it could be a Porsche 924 or Honda Prelude but I'm pretending it's a Miata) Harvey had back in the 80s. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's under the cut.

From Batman #410 - Two of a Kind (1987).

I think about this panel a lot.

Ko-Fi.

[supine-ly]

misunderstandings incoming…

fanart for Existential Crisis Mode, an absolutely amazing fic written by @luciaintheskyainthi seriously this fic has me waiting on hands and knees for every update it’s so good

[deathandthesoul]

MMO players, type “I main [class] because” and let predictive text finish the sentence

[skele-bunny]

Shit. I forgot to pick a number. Okay, how about I flip a coin, heads you’re Romeo, tails you’re Juliet. This is about as romantic as I get. lol

Ohhh my darling Romeo <3 you've swooned me off my feet, I sure hope nothing bad happens to us /j

Hey who are these ghouls with syringes--

[monards]

Monards what’s your opinion on gold like

Forcibly repressing the memory of subject two

After she killed him

Like just forgetting he was a real person who had any semblance of a soul (maybe thinking he was vegetative?)

I’m guessing that her killing hij was kinda traumatic for both parties involved

No reason for asking tho :D

Midnight. I don’t think I like this question a lot considering your response to my ao3 comment; please don’t make this be what I think it is.

in reality,, I feel like at SOME point during the primordial human project rhine’s mental state (to put it kindly) went kablooey. She obviously has SOME messed up idea of the perfect human,, and going of a certain someone who made the point on here that she probably saw herself in Dorian (and probably all the other ‘failures’ too, for that manner) I think her killing him (and probably a few more after him) didn’t have the BEST effects on her psychologically,,,

She’d obviously be forced to realize after a bit ‘wait. by my definition IM imperfect. shit.’ Which would probably result in a shift in her personality and all that — meaning a huge shift between her treatment of albedo vs dorian in general (hence why we have no heard any REAL horror stories about her from albedo. Yet.) ; she probably WOULD repress it, but more in the way it always haunts her. But she’d just refuse to admit it; because she did the ‘right thing’ (the rhine mindset)

For Dorian,,, considering Durin actually just fucking ate him; I think he’d be a bit messed up too. If he IS meant to resemble rhine, that’d probably mean his hate and resentment would be left festering— and the snowballing (haha get it. Dragonspine. Snow) into the 2.3 event; and I assume that’s in some way because he (vaguely) envies the fact Albedo was treated A LOT more kindly than him. He may hate her with all his guts; but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t of still wanted her to be at least a bit better of a mother to him!!

[melon-official]

thx @aresonist (+ @tibbycaps + @vexdraticc ) for curing my artblock with a funny video. the breezerrrrrrr

[ratzhatz14]

dandy X cusmoo?

Sure fella! Let me just get my schedule- woAH *slips on a conveniently placed banana peel* AUGH- *starts tumbling on a long row of stairs* GAH- FUCK- HELP- *more stair damage* AAAAAUGH- *stair stair stair* GHPF *end of stairs; the movie* aUGh..my ears burn... AND MY FUCJING ANKLESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHH

[skele-bunny]

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ROMEO..... FIRST YOU TORMENT ME WITH WORDS BUT THEN YOU PUT IT IN ART FORM AAAAA <//3

As I so kindly tortured @skele-bunny with lore… Air can’t breathe when he’s cooped in the catacombs too long; he needs fresh air. He gets severe anxiety the longer he goes without getting up to the surface. Earth decided he’s had enough of Seestor’s “confinement punishment” and he’s getting Air out of the catacombs to breathe.

Sorry, my Juliet….

[jujumighty]

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