#banana anon

[grunklefordpines]

hey hey hey here you go have a banana

-- banana anon

Wow! So nutritious!

Thank you, “Anon”!

What a unique name.

[mayor-thaniyel]

do you like bananas? I think I like bananas. I changed my legal name to banana. I lied it’s always been my name.

- banana anon

?!?? I do like bananas.... You're very enthusiastic about it..!

[nightmarishparasite]

You! DO YOU REGRET COMING HERE? WELL, THEY CALL IT A HELLSITE FOR A REASON- Anyway hi have a banana.

*You now have a banana for an indifenite about of time!*

…

This reminds me of the fruit-taur.

[elytrafemme]

In my silly little head I thought you were already 18, just because all of the stuff you’ve talked about accomplishing. Because when I turned 18 the only thing that changed was I could take the drivers test without needing hours. But for real, happy early birthday

—🍌

aw that's very sweet thank you :] yeah I'm probably getting my license closer to when i'm nineteen honestly, since I'm going to college like a week or so after I turn eighteen anyway. thank u thank u very much <333

[rebelpeas]

King have you watched that 4 hour video explaining dsmp lore? It’s so good and I literally sat there thinking about ctubbo for so long after

—🍌

no i haven’t, which one? :0

[gr0sskitt3n]

🧼🧼🧼🧼

[yumcorez]

[bananafire11]

if its no trouble could you draw a balding jax? :o i would love to see him balding from the top of his pretty purple head!!! just specifically on top of it thank you

I... hope i delivered

[ppystkposts]

How curious.. @wertzunge

Santa asked me to send you a message, anyway, here it goes

"нононО~

Hi, this is Santa Claus!

Since you have been such a well behaved kid, I decided to give you a wonderful

present this year!

You have a special friend that love you just so much, they personally asked me for a

handmade gift ♡

Thank you for being a good person!

Merry Christmas!

XOXO, Santa."

(Max, contact me for a better quality!)

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

banana dividers

ᐳ ᐳ please refer to my pinned post for divider rules ᐸ ᐸ

requested by anon

[habibisagi]

shidou / bachira definitely link pinkies with you during sex. if it's some horny kind of cute promise. you're completely out of it and shaking from cumming so much and they're leaning over you with the most deranged pouting smile; "just one more? pleaseee? pinky promise to stop after this one... just one more, you can give it to me."

[elytrafemme]

Okay, well i dont wanna get controversial on your page (CW/TW Dream mention)

but i wrote a story using, Dream… as a character. Its a touchy subject in this community and im going to loose a lot of friends with it I have a feeling, i dont like dream as a creator and i dont fucking support him anymore and i dont want to support him. I was never a dream Stan or any of that, i never really enjoyed his content or anything but he plays a very important character in DSMP.. and that character just so happens to be an important character in an au I’ve had since 2021, i never felt good about any of it. And i caved today i wrote some stuff, posted it (with the encouragement of some irls) and im scared how people will react.. sorry its just dumb but maybe you can understand with Cough Syrup on Hiatus and all that. :(

Thanks for listening tho, and i hope you have a good day/night

-🍌

out of worry ill get discoursers im putting this under the cut and wont be tagging this w / anything unless specifically requested so it doesnt land in main tags -- answer to ur ask will be below :]

hiya banana anon no worries, you're all good :] will say though i'm not very good at talking about these things so this will probably be poorly artiulated so bear with me here.

i def think its a touchy subject and everyone has their own takes on it, i took a hiatus from CS partly for this whole reason so i get ur situation and position here :( sending u love

the way i see it though like... you have had this au since 2021. and you're writing about c!dream like that character IN this au. that does not mean you support the creator dream at all, you're just exploring a fictional character in a setting that you yourself created. with CS like i've kind of come to terms with the fact that the dream i write in there is no indication of my opinion on dream the creator, i want to beat the shit out of the real guy but the actual character in the fic is fiction. im gonna make it clear on my fic notes that i do not like the real guy and writing the character doesn't negate that. does that make sense?

people have a right to not want to write c!dream in anything at all but people have the right to also keep writing their fanfictions, AU or canon compliant or something else, and including that character. and people do NOT have the right to harass over which decision someone makes in this undeniably nuanced scenario .

its so clear from ur ask that you very passionately dislike dream and i respect this in you so much and we're handshaking rn, and we're handshaking also on the fear when it comes to writing his character. but i think that what you did is okay and i hope u are doing alright. sending love friend <3

[skyloftian-nutcase]

bread?

Time paused upon entering camp, sensing the animosity as everyone glared at each other. Nothing seemed overtly wrong in a dangerous way, and he’d seen postures and expressions like this before - the raised shoulders, the glares, the upturned noses.

Sighing, he asked, “What was it about this time?”

Warriors huffed. “What kind of bread is the best. I’m still saying it’s banana bread.”

“IT. IS. NOT.” Wild snapped. “I hate bananas.”

“It’s pumpkin bread,” Sky interjected.

“Y’all are being ridiculous.” Twilight rolled his eyes. “You’re talkin’ about sweets! The best bread is just bread!”

Time stared dully at the group, knowing this would not be dropped for the next day, at least.

[avantroodles]

I just listened to Uprooted S2E2 and you cannot tell me that Booker plurting out "Banana Hammock" when asked a question doesn't mean he has got some fruity fetishism. All I picture is Booker just thinking about risqué garments for men while Bitsy is just bench presses in the corner with toilet wine.

This man ⬇️ is thinking about banana hammocks

[theloveinc]

If u are a meimei/yuki fucker, talk about some kink (no usual kinks..we go hard) with them 🤤🤤 PLEASE

I was gonna say that only god's strongest soldiers can last with Missus Mei Mei... but I am one of god's weakest and I want her so badly after writing this....

So, to begin (and hopefully for you to enjoy!):

-Free use. Being with Mei Mei isn't a transaction. Nothing she gives or does to you is meant to make you feel like you owe her anything. BUT... I think she does expect a level of give and take between the two of you which opens the door for her to be able to use you for anything at any time.

And she's not, you know, gonna fuck you in the middle of an online meeting, but... she gets home from work and wants your pussy on her face? You're gonna put your pussy on her face. She's getting ready for bed and needs her tits sucked? You're gonna suck her tits.

-Foreign object insertion. Mei Mei gets very creative with her sex toys because... I think she's stingy with her strap. She's definitely outgrown her pillow princess phase (years before the two of you even meet)... but she's still quite... lazy... in certain ways. Would much rather rub her pussy while fucking you with the heel of her boot, the handle of her hairbrush, her fountain pen, the zucchini you bought to make for dinner, than actually move her hips.

-Fisting. I don't think she's rough or demanding about it... but she is def going five fingers in if you let her and inspecting the stretch after <3

-Cucking. God, this woman loves watching you get fucked. Especially if she knows if that partner isn't pleasuring you as well as she could. She loves the torture of that, hearing you cry out for her with somebody else's cock in you...... she almost uses it as a form of punishment; of course SHE could make you cum, but she's not the one fucking you, is she (even if she's sometimes the one setting you up with these other partners... it's all for her pleasure)?

-And really anything that evokes her dacryphilia, too... loves to see you weepy because of the effect she has on you. So fisting and cucking like above, but also impact play like spanking, gagging (can you imagine a ball gag? I just nutted), pinching, etc!!!

-Idk what kind of kink this is... if it's chastity-belt related (because she definitely like putting you in those, too) or plain something else... But she loves it when you wear panties that are too tight for you!! Panties that get stuck in between your pussy lips and give you a wedgie all the way up to the top of you ass. She loves it when you have a little camel toe because of it, too, knowing you're wiggling on your chair because the fabric is rubbing your clit and your crack is being rubbed raw... she thinks it's the absolute cutest thing !!! And especially if you can't fix it.

-And right in the middle of these two: begging, of course. And not just begging her to make you cum, but simply asking her for anything. Mei Mei loves it when she gets to hold things over your head, money most importantly, when it ends up she can get you to offer up your face in between her legs without her even suggesting it, all for something she was always going to say yes to buying you.

Or begging for silly things too, like for her to stop working so you can spend time together, or even just kiss a little bit. Makes her ego so fat when you're made to ask.

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THANK U FOR ASKING ANON!

[ekingston]

Checked to see that yeah: You, Me & Holiday Wine is still listed on wordstream today, but I also found this:

https://atitagain.substack.com/p/hundred-of-fics-stolen-by-ai-scraper

i made my mind up to stop checking until the 31st when Weitzman says the works should be delisted entirely, assuming he actually took action to have them delisted (thanks for that info, @the-lady-bryan!) but i appreciate you looking out! and that article is fun and actually quite well-written with good points made, thanks for the link!