#banana anon

[grunklefordpines]

hey hey hey here you go have a banana

-- banana anon

Wow! So nutritious!

Thank you, “Anon”!

What a unique name.

[nightmarishparasite]

You! DO YOU REGRET COMING HERE? WELL, THEY CALL IT A HELLSITE FOR A REASON- Anyway hi have a banana.

*You now have a banana for an indifenite about of time!*

…

This reminds me of the fruit-taur.

[elytrafemme]

In my silly little head I thought you were already 18, just because all of the stuff you’ve talked about accomplishing. Because when I turned 18 the only thing that changed was I could take the drivers test without needing hours. But for real, happy early birthday

—🍌

aw that's very sweet thank you :] yeah I'm probably getting my license closer to when i'm nineteen honestly, since I'm going to college like a week or so after I turn eighteen anyway. thank u thank u very much <333

[serv-fanart]

I am either the first or second person to put kudos on your work and god damn i wish i could give more than 1 kudos cuz 11k words for 1 chapt is no easy feat.

-🍌

Thank you!!! <3 It took a very long time (which also means chapter 2 is gonna take a long time //cry//) but I'm glad you enjoyed it!!! :3

[rebelpeas]

King have you watched that 4 hour video explaining dsmp lore? It’s so good and I literally sat there thinking about ctubbo for so long after

—🍌

no i haven’t, which one? :0

[yumcorez]

[light-lights-up-light]

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I do it for a love of bananas

[elliewlums]

are you in uni? if so what subjects do u take🥰

- 🍌

i’m not!

[poppy-metal]

thinking of being friends with stanford! art. getting tipsy one night and the two of you talking about sex and all that jazz. admitting that you'd never been kissed and art jokingly but not jokingly offering to be your first. your brain is too fuzzy to be shy about it so you nod your head. both of you nervous as he kisses you. art burying his head into your neck afterwards because his face is red 'cause he's wanted this for so long. all of it leading to the two of you exploring each others bodies. not even going all the way, just under the covers with big smiles. lighthearted kissing each other while touching the others body. asking silly questions you'd been too embarrassed to ask before - like how does it feel when your hard? - and admitting your insecurities so the other can kiss them away. just the both of you flushed, happy, tipsy, and giggly as you enjoy one another with no pressure.

- ☕

im gonna display behaviors im gonna act in ways.....

i love the idea of just touching eachother under the covers - skating your hand over the silky soft texture of his cock and hearing him hiss - "does it hurt?" with genuine curiosity?

his face pressed into your neck, lips skimming your skin, he seems to really like kissing you there - you think you'll have marks tomorrow - from his mouth sucking on your flesh - nawing it gently between his teeth. "n-no," you feel the hard press of him against your palm as his hips jerk a little, "just sensitive. feels good."

"how is it so silky but hard...." you sound almost awed. he feels fascinating though, you've never thought you'd get to explore like this before. you know what dicks look like in a general sense but you've never touched one - held one in your hand. felt it twitch. "it moves."

art would be embarrassed if he wasn't buzzed, as it is his cheeks are flushed, his hair is a mess and he's pressing sloppy kisses to your jaw, his own hands wandering over your body, down your back, "cause it likes you," he has a smile in his voice. you giggle and then gasp when his hands cup your ass, palms pressing and kneading at the twin globes. "god, your ass." he whines, mouthing eagerly across your chest now. "you're so soft everywhere..."

"thats good?" you ask with a hesitant lilt in your voice. you dont know what guys like, if your body is appealing, or sexy. arts fingers dig into the fat of your cheeks and he groans. "fuck yes. love touching you - love it. soft is so fucking good, soft is great."

hes hard, you tell him that with a snicker that turns into a moan as you mesh your mouths together messily - tongues licking eachother - the hard planes of his body pressing against your plushness, meeting in ways that seem to fit so perfectly it makes you gasp and whine.

you touch and move together and somehow it ends with your thigh thrown over his hip, that silky cock of his sliding between the lips of your cunt and thats a sensation you love. "wont put it in," he gasps, against your temple, "just - gonna rub it a little."

thats more than okay with you, your hands sliding over the slick sweat of his back to hug yourself to him like a koala. a sexy sweaty tips koala that humps against his sticky length until you're both spent and breathless.

you comb your hands through his blonde locks next. "art?"

"hm?" he sounds close to sleep.

"are we still gonna be friends tomorrow?"

hes quiet. you start to doze off yourself a little, but then he says, "I'll always be your friend, baby."

baby. that sounds nicer than the word friend you think, and then you drift.

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

banana dividers

ᐳ ᐳ please refer to my pinned post under "my edits" for divider rules ᐸ ᐸ

requested by anon

[avantroodles]

I just listened to Uprooted S2E2 and you cannot tell me that Booker plurting out "Banana Hammock" when asked a question doesn't mean he has got some fruity fetishism. All I picture is Booker just thinking about risqué garments for men while Bitsy is just bench presses in the corner with toilet wine.

This man ⬇️ is thinking about banana hammocks

[elytrafemme]

Okay, well i dont wanna get controversial on your page (CW/TW Dream mention)

but i wrote a story using, Dream… as a character. Its a touchy subject in this community and im going to loose a lot of friends with it I have a feeling, i dont like dream as a creator and i dont fucking support him anymore and i dont want to support him. I was never a dream Stan or any of that, i never really enjoyed his content or anything but he plays a very important character in DSMP.. and that character just so happens to be an important character in an au I’ve had since 2021, i never felt good about any of it. And i caved today i wrote some stuff, posted it (with the encouragement of some irls) and im scared how people will react.. sorry its just dumb but maybe you can understand with Cough Syrup on Hiatus and all that. :(

Thanks for listening tho, and i hope you have a good day/night

-🍌

out of worry ill get discoursers im putting this under the cut and wont be tagging this w / anything unless specifically requested so it doesnt land in main tags -- answer to ur ask will be below :]

hiya banana anon no worries, you're all good :] will say though i'm not very good at talking about these things so this will probably be poorly artiulated so bear with me here.

i def think its a touchy subject and everyone has their own takes on it, i took a hiatus from CS partly for this whole reason so i get ur situation and position here :( sending u love

the way i see it though like... you have had this au since 2021. and you're writing about c!dream like that character IN this au. that does not mean you support the creator dream at all, you're just exploring a fictional character in a setting that you yourself created. with CS like i've kind of come to terms with the fact that the dream i write in there is no indication of my opinion on dream the creator, i want to beat the shit out of the real guy but the actual character in the fic is fiction. im gonna make it clear on my fic notes that i do not like the real guy and writing the character doesn't negate that. does that make sense?

people have a right to not want to write c!dream in anything at all but people have the right to also keep writing their fanfictions, AU or canon compliant or something else, and including that character. and people do NOT have the right to harass over which decision someone makes in this undeniably nuanced scenario .

its so clear from ur ask that you very passionately dislike dream and i respect this in you so much and we're handshaking rn, and we're handshaking also on the fear when it comes to writing his character. but i think that what you did is okay and i hope u are doing alright. sending love friend <3

[dear-ao3]

If you hear the call of the wind, colder, sharper, but more forgiving, you will know that in the north at last it shall be fall soon. And what else could come with the sweet call of the reddening leaves than a nice, sweet, delicate, free of toxin and poison banana bread?

- banana bread anon

banana bread anon idk where you are but i will tolerate being poisoned just this once if it means that i get a cool fall breeze

[arealtrashact]

I just wanted to say I love your Elvis drawings (my favorite is the one with him and the mirrors). Will you be doing any more of those in the future? I'd love to see more!

Fret not, the sun never sets on my Elvis brainrot.

That aside, I really only draw him when I have a good idea in mind. There is a surplus of thoughtless media / art of him and I don't want to add to it.

Fun fact : The illustration you mentioned took me a year to finally sit down and draw ( The idea for it popped into my head during my second viewing of the Baz film, all the way back in June 2022 ). I'm happy you like it - It's one of my favorites too

[annabannnananana]

Why did you reblog that 50 fucking times.Do you ever think of the people that follow you?

it wasn’t 50, it was over 200, because jk rowling is a problematic bitch who deserves to step on all the legos. if you disagree just block me and move on, don’t cause unnecessary drama for yourself….. like hopping into my ask box just to be a bitch. if you don’t like it, unfollow me??? it’s so easy????

and if you have the balls to say this to me at all, you should have the balls to not hide as an anon. don’t hide as an anon. be open about your stupidity and arrogance! 🤗

the anon option in my ask box is not for you to be a little bitch, its for you to say non-hateful things you don’t feel comfortable or are too shy to say off anon. if you don’t like me or the things i do, it is so fucking simple and easy that i’m genuinely disappointed that i even have to fucking say this: just block me and forget about it! don’t waste your time or mine bitching at me about the stupidest, silliest, pettiest shit that you can so easily avoid by just blocking me and not starting shit with me.

so don’t come in my ask box just to bitch at me about something that is really not that serious at all. like. come on guys can common sense be common again please 😔 you don’t like that i reblogged that post a ton of times??? ok. great. block me so you don’t have to see it. it’s so fucking easy and simple, it physically pains me i have to actually explain such a simple concept to an anon invading my ask box for the stupidest and pettiest of reasons.

and yes, i do think of my followers! which is why i reblogged that post so many times, so they could see it and hopefully reblog it at least once each (because, again, jk rowling is a transphobic bitch who deserves to step on as many legos as humanly possible).

if you don’t appreciate that i reblogged it so many times, once again, just block me. then you won’t have to see anything like that from me everything again — or anything at all from me ever again. “wahhh, i wanna block you because i’m upset over this silly petty little thing which will not actually negatively affect me for more than like 30 seconds, but i like all the other things you post too much to block you!” then suffer and scroll past all the reblogs.

you’re upset enough over this petty little thing, having to scroll past a bunch of reblogs (a silly and very small problem which is really not important at all in the grand scheme of things), to literally come into my ask box just to be a little shit hiding as an anon. if you’re that upset, you should be upset enough to just block me and move on. but if you’re not, then either a) come to my dms to be rude and petty at me, so then if you’re not willing to block me, i’ll just block you! or b) just don’t bitch at me over this silly shit at all. it’s really pointless and just wastes my time and yours.

[theloveinc]

If u are a meimei/yuki fucker, talk about some kink (no usual kinks..we go hard) with them 🤤🤤 PLEASE

I was gonna say that only god's strongest soldiers can last with Missus Mei Mei... but I am one of god's weakest and I want her so badly after writing this....

So, to begin (and hopefully for you to enjoy!):

-Free use. Being with Mei Mei isn't a transaction. Nothing she gives or does to you is meant to make you feel like you owe her anything. BUT... I think she does expect a level of give and take between the two of you which opens the door for her to be able to use you for anything at any time.

And she's not, you know, gonna fuck you in the middle of an online meeting, but... she gets home from work and wants your pussy on her face? You're gonna put your pussy on her face. She's getting ready for bed and needs her tits sucked? You're gonna suck her tits.

-Foreign object insertion. Mei Mei gets very creative with her sex toys because... I think she's stingy with her strap. She's definitely outgrown her pillow princess phase (years before the two of you even meet)... but she's still quite... lazy... in certain ways. Would much rather rub her pussy while fucking you with the heel of her boot, the handle of her hairbrush, her fountain pen, the zucchini you bought to make for dinner, than actually move her hips.

-Fisting. I don't think she's rough or demanding about it... but she is def going five fingers in if you let her and inspecting the stretch after <3

-Cucking. God, this woman loves watching you get fucked. Especially if she knows if that partner isn't pleasuring you as well as she could. She loves the torture of that, hearing you cry out for her with somebody else's cock in you...... she almost uses it as a form of punishment; of course SHE could make you cum, but she's not the one fucking you, is she (even if she's sometimes the one setting you up with these other partners... it's all for her pleasure)?

-And really anything that evokes her dacryphilia, too... loves to see you weepy because of the effect she has on you. So fisting and cucking like above, but also impact play like spanking, gagging (can you imagine a ball gag? I just nutted), pinching, etc!!!

-Idk what kind of kink this is... if it's chastity-belt related (because she definitely like putting you in those, too) or plain something else... But she loves it when you wear panties that are too tight for you!! Panties that get stuck in between your pussy lips and give you a wedgie all the way up to the top of you ass. She loves it when you have a little camel toe because of it, too, knowing you're wiggling on your chair because the fabric is rubbing your clit and your crack is being rubbed raw... she thinks it's the absolute cutest thing !!! And especially if you can't fix it.

-And right in the middle of these two: begging, of course. And not just begging her to make you cum, but simply asking her for anything. Mei Mei loves it when she gets to hold things over your head, money most importantly, when it ends up she can get you to offer up your face in between her legs without her even suggesting it, all for something she was always going to say yes to buying you.

Or begging for silly things too, like for her to stop working so you can spend time together, or even just kiss a little bit. Makes her ego so fat when you're made to ask.

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THANK U FOR ASKING ANON!