#banana anon

[grunklefordpines]

hey hey hey here you go have a banana

-- banana anon

Wow! So nutritious!

Thank you, “Anon”!

What a unique name.

[mayor-thaniyel]

do you like bananas? I think I like bananas. I changed my legal name to banana. I lied it’s always been my name.

- banana anon

?!?? I do like bananas.... You're very enthusiastic about it..!

[nightmarishparasite]

You! DO YOU REGRET COMING HERE? WELL, THEY CALL IT A HELLSITE FOR A REASON- Anyway hi have a banana.

*You now have a banana for an indifenite about of time!*

…

This reminds me of the fruit-taur.

[elytrafemme]

In my silly little head I thought you were already 18, just because all of the stuff you’ve talked about accomplishing. Because when I turned 18 the only thing that changed was I could take the drivers test without needing hours. But for real, happy early birthday

—🍌

aw that's very sweet thank you :] yeah I'm probably getting my license closer to when i'm nineteen honestly, since I'm going to college like a week or so after I turn eighteen anyway. thank u thank u very much <333

[serv-fanart]

I am either the first or second person to put kudos on your work and god damn i wish i could give more than 1 kudos cuz 11k words for 1 chapt is no easy feat.

-🍌

Thank you!!! <3 It took a very long time (which also means chapter 2 is gonna take a long time //cry//) but I'm glad you enjoyed it!!! :3

[rebelpeas]

King have you watched that 4 hour video explaining dsmp lore? It’s so good and I literally sat there thinking about ctubbo for so long after

—🍌

no i haven’t, which one? :0

[gr0sskitt3n]

🧼🧼🧼🧼

[yumcorez]

[light-lights-up-light]

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I do it for a love of bananas

[bananafire11]

if its no trouble could you draw a balding jax? :o i would love to see him balding from the top of his pretty purple head!!! just specifically on top of it thank you

I... hope i delivered

[poppy-metal]

thinking of being friends with stanford! art. getting tipsy one night and the two of you talking about sex and all that jazz. admitting that you'd never been kissed and art jokingly but not jokingly offering to be your first. your brain is too fuzzy to be shy about it so you nod your head. both of you nervous as he kisses you. art burying his head into your neck afterwards because his face is red 'cause he's wanted this for so long. all of it leading to the two of you exploring each others bodies. not even going all the way, just under the covers with big smiles. lighthearted kissing each other while touching the others body. asking silly questions you'd been too embarrassed to ask before - like how does it feel when your hard? - and admitting your insecurities so the other can kiss them away. just the both of you flushed, happy, tipsy, and giggly as you enjoy one another with no pressure.

- ☕

im gonna display behaviors im gonna act in ways.....

i love the idea of just touching eachother under the covers - skating your hand over the silky soft texture of his cock and hearing him hiss - "does it hurt?" with genuine curiosity?

his face pressed into your neck, lips skimming your skin, he seems to really like kissing you there - you think you'll have marks tomorrow - from his mouth sucking on your flesh - nawing it gently between his teeth. "n-no," you feel the hard press of him against your palm as his hips jerk a little, "just sensitive. feels good."

"how is it so silky but hard...." you sound almost awed. he feels fascinating though, you've never thought you'd get to explore like this before. you know what dicks look like in a general sense but you've never touched one - held one in your hand. felt it twitch. "it moves."

art would be embarrassed if he wasn't buzzed, as it is his cheeks are flushed, his hair is a mess and he's pressing sloppy kisses to your jaw, his own hands wandering over your body, down your back, "cause it likes you," he has a smile in his voice. you giggle and then gasp when his hands cup your ass, palms pressing and kneading at the twin globes. "god, your ass." he whines, mouthing eagerly across your chest now. "you're so soft everywhere..."

"thats good?" you ask with a hesitant lilt in your voice. you dont know what guys like, if your body is appealing, or sexy. arts fingers dig into the fat of your cheeks and he groans. "fuck yes. love touching you - love it. soft is so fucking good, soft is great."

hes hard, you tell him that with a snicker that turns into a moan as you mesh your mouths together messily - tongues licking eachother - the hard planes of his body pressing against your plushness, meeting in ways that seem to fit so perfectly it makes you gasp and whine.

you touch and move together and somehow it ends with your thigh thrown over his hip, that silky cock of his sliding between the lips of your cunt and thats a sensation you love. "wont put it in," he gasps, against your temple, "just - gonna rub it a little."

thats more than okay with you, your hands sliding over the slick sweat of his back to hug yourself to him like a koala. a sexy sweaty tips koala that humps against his sticky length until you're both spent and breathless.

you comb your hands through his blonde locks next. "art?"

"hm?" he sounds close to sleep.

"are we still gonna be friends tomorrow?"

hes quiet. you start to doze off yourself a little, but then he says, "I'll always be your friend, baby."

baby. that sounds nicer than the word friend you think, and then you drift.

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

banana dividers

ᐳ ᐳ please refer to my pinned post for divider rules ᐸ ᐸ

requested by anon

[avantroodles]

I just listened to Uprooted S2E2 and you cannot tell me that Booker plurting out "Banana Hammock" when asked a question doesn't mean he has got some fruity fetishism. All I picture is Booker just thinking about risqué garments for men while Bitsy is just bench presses in the corner with toilet wine.

This man ⬇️ is thinking about banana hammocks

[elytrafemme]

Okay, well i dont wanna get controversial on your page (CW/TW Dream mention)

but i wrote a story using, Dream… as a character. Its a touchy subject in this community and im going to loose a lot of friends with it I have a feeling, i dont like dream as a creator and i dont fucking support him anymore and i dont want to support him. I was never a dream Stan or any of that, i never really enjoyed his content or anything but he plays a very important character in DSMP.. and that character just so happens to be an important character in an au I’ve had since 2021, i never felt good about any of it. And i caved today i wrote some stuff, posted it (with the encouragement of some irls) and im scared how people will react.. sorry its just dumb but maybe you can understand with Cough Syrup on Hiatus and all that. :(

Thanks for listening tho, and i hope you have a good day/night

-🍌

out of worry ill get discoursers im putting this under the cut and wont be tagging this w / anything unless specifically requested so it doesnt land in main tags -- answer to ur ask will be below :]

hiya banana anon no worries, you're all good :] will say though i'm not very good at talking about these things so this will probably be poorly artiulated so bear with me here.

i def think its a touchy subject and everyone has their own takes on it, i took a hiatus from CS partly for this whole reason so i get ur situation and position here :( sending u love

the way i see it though like... you have had this au since 2021. and you're writing about c!dream like that character IN this au. that does not mean you support the creator dream at all, you're just exploring a fictional character in a setting that you yourself created. with CS like i've kind of come to terms with the fact that the dream i write in there is no indication of my opinion on dream the creator, i want to beat the shit out of the real guy but the actual character in the fic is fiction. im gonna make it clear on my fic notes that i do not like the real guy and writing the character doesn't negate that. does that make sense?

people have a right to not want to write c!dream in anything at all but people have the right to also keep writing their fanfictions, AU or canon compliant or something else, and including that character. and people do NOT have the right to harass over which decision someone makes in this undeniably nuanced scenario .

its so clear from ur ask that you very passionately dislike dream and i respect this in you so much and we're handshaking rn, and we're handshaking also on the fear when it comes to writing his character. but i think that what you did is okay and i hope u are doing alright. sending love friend <3

[skyloftian-nutcase]

bread?

Time paused upon entering camp, sensing the animosity as everyone glared at each other. Nothing seemed overtly wrong in a dangerous way, and he’d seen postures and expressions like this before - the raised shoulders, the glares, the upturned noses.

Sighing, he asked, “What was it about this time?”

Warriors huffed. “What kind of bread is the best. I’m still saying it’s banana bread.”

“IT. IS. NOT.” Wild snapped. “I hate bananas.”

“It’s pumpkin bread,” Sky interjected.

“Y’all are being ridiculous.” Twilight rolled his eyes. “You’re talkin’ about sweets! The best bread is just bread!”

Time stared dully at the group, knowing this would not be dropped for the next day, at least.

[dear-ao3]

If you hear the call of the wind, colder, sharper, but more forgiving, you will know that in the north at last it shall be fall soon. And what else could come with the sweet call of the reddening leaves than a nice, sweet, delicate, free of toxin and poison banana bread?

- banana bread anon

banana bread anon idk where you are but i will tolerate being poisoned just this once if it means that i get a cool fall breeze