#baljaygilonnie

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Canon vs fanon vs me. Part twelve. Gil

Canon:

So sweet

So innocent

So naive

Loves fruit

With jay

The reason Ben got kidnapped

Friendly

Missed Uma when she was away

Fanon:

BBY

Sweet dumb puppy

Giluma/gilrry/gilumarry

Gilos

With Ch*d (why. Just. Why. Why would you do that to Gil?)

Deserves more

Love him

Collectively adopted by the fandom

Me:

Badass

Very smart

Been in auradon since part two

With Lonnie

Or with bal, Jay and Lonnie

Good with kids

Buddies with everyone but Chaudrey

Paid attention too

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Only accepting descendants poly ships within the guidelines. Preferably baljaygilonnie

NSFW Ship Meme

Who is louder? 

Who is more experimental? 

Who takes more risks? 

Lights on or off? 

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?  

Who comes first? 

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? 

Who is more submissive? 

Who usually initiates things? 

Who is more sensitive?

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Canon vs fanon vs me. Part eight. Lonnie

Canon:

First one besides Ben and Doug to approach the vks of their own volition

Badass

Had the beginnings of something with jay

Did not appear in film three

Not even mentioned in film three (which is bs cause pastel cow got a mention in film two when she wasn’t in it)

Loyal to Mal

Great with a sword.

Needs more attention

Fanon:

Either with Jay, a lesbian or asexual (I’ve seen all three and tbh any of them could work)

For some reason people think she’d side with Audrey in d3 (blech)

Still not much attention outside of ships

We want her back

The best

Badass

Still not much attention

It’s sad really

Me:

With Gil

Or Gil, Ben, Jay and Mal

Doesn’t get along with Huma at all

Badass

Snarks our hades

Ben’s second regent

Captain of the guard

The twins love her

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Why am I just thinking of making chats for my poly ships?

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Here we go

A while back. Well. Like last month. I made a post saying I’ll be attempting to delve into nsfw territory with my posts. And lo and behold. Today I found a list of nsfw otp asks. I’ll reblog it tonight before I go to sleep. But first. Some ground rules

Ships I’ll answer for

Bal (my own personal canon with Zendaya)

Devie

Jaylos

Janelos

Baljaygilonnie (and all ships that encompass that pairing)

Buma

Bevie

Jayvie

Maljane

Glass believer

Batcat

Robstar (dctv Titans)

Wondersupes

Scarlet America/Samsteve/captain scarlet falcon

Pepperony/iron husbands/iron parebts.

Spideychelle/Peterned/peternedmj

Brutasha

Hinny

Romione

Luneville

Linny/ginlunarry

Percabeth

Jasiper

Caleo

Stoncy/jancy

Mckirk/kirkus/spuhura

Quakerider

Fitzsimmons

Makelena

Huntingbird

Abd most other ships like tryan, mercelot, gwenthur and merwaine. As well as any ship you can think of except for what’s listed below

Ships I will NOT answer for

Anything with the kids from stranger things. It’s a no brainier. Just don’t ask

Any pairing with Harry hook. And yes. That includes Huma and Gilumarry. Sorry not sorry

Sticky/stony/iron strange/winter iron

ANY SLYTHERIN/ANYONE PAIRING.

Ward with anyone

Hargrove with anyone

Evie with any of the girls

Uma with any of the girls

Chaudrey or either of them with anyone else

Benlos or marlos. I see them as Carlos’s parents

Swan queen

Panry

Henvy

Merthur

Morgwen

Spirk

Johnlock

Malora (cartoon or live action. Either way. It’s gross)

If you send me an ask with any of those pairings I WILL delete no ifs ands or buts about it.

I think that covers everything. You guys know what to do. Just please. Abide by the ground rules

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Tbh I only see malgil in the context of baljaygilonnie. Rest is also spot on for. Especially the gif usage

Gil Ships

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1. Gay: YES OTP I LOVE

2. Gilos: Cute

3. Gal: Not feeling it

4. Evil: Honestly? I could see it

5. Guma: Honestly? Not bad

6. Gilrry: Not feeling it

7. Dil: I could see it

8. Gilonnie: YES I LOVE

9. Gane: Pretty cute

10. Bil: Fairytale logic, my dudes

11. Gaudrey: NOPE

12. Chil: 

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Descendants demon au

Here the isle of the lost is full of demons. All of them. Ruled over by hades and his daughter Mal

Demons:

Mal

Jay

Carlos

Evie

Gil

Uma

Harry

Celia

Dizzy

The twins

Humans

Ben

Lonnie

Doug

Jane

Chad

Audrey

The island is still a hellscape. But that’s because it is hell. And instead of bringing the vks over. Ben and Lonnie accidentally summon Mal jay and Gil

Eventually. Doug and Jane got a little jealous. Jane manages to summon Carlos. Doug somehow summons Evie. Doug just wanted a friend. But Evie wanted him. Jane wanted someone to talk to. Carlos was eager to listen

Back on the isle.

Celizzy and the twins are minor trickster demons. Mostly hades staff. The four of them manage to sneak through the fissure. And they kinda get adopted by Janelos (the twins) Devie (dizzy) and baljaygilonnie (Celia).

Huma are two renegade demons who reject hades’s rule. They are still on the island and want to escape to bring on the apocalypse so they can become the king and her consort Chaudrey are ultra conservative anti demon people. Who don’t like the fact the king has fallen in love with three of the most high ranking demons on the isle. But there’s nothing they can do about it because well. The three have bonded with Ben and love him right back

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@mochacake2016 I’m making a separate post for your other two asks because of the thirty tag limit

Mal

Bal. It’s my blood type. I love it. Needed more screen time and at least one duet minimum per movie

Maljay. I like it. A lot. Honestly if bal weren’t together I’d ship it.

Malvie. We ALL know my feelings on this

Marlos. Not a big fan. Prefer it as a mother son duo

Maldoug. I can’t see him with anyone but Evie and vice versa. To me. These two are Statler and Waldorf.

Malonnie. It could work to be fair.

Maljane. These two had more chemistry for thirty seconds of wtbw (which took place in Mal’s head I remind you) than Mal and Evie has in three movies

Malgil. Only in a poly ship with Ben Jay and Lonnie

Chal. Blech

Maldrey. Blech

Umal. Meh. Unhealthy for both

Fugly. The name says it all

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I must be the only one

Who doesn’t ship the rotten four x Ben or sea three x Ben or rotten four x sea three x Ben. Because there are far too many of my notps in it. Ie. The fugly. Harlos. Benrry. Jarry. Hevie. Malvie. Umal. Etc etc. That and I think Uma and Evie are straight and I want to kill the pirate bastard. The only really major Ben poly ship I have is baljaygilonnie. Purely because I ship Ben with all for of them. And it’s be funny and cute.

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Thinking of adding more to the demon au I made in November. Savoury and unsavoury. Feel free to drop an ask in my inbox for supplementary material

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CW au: birthdays

Ben, Mal, Jay, Lonnie and Gil were all born in the same year day and time. Fourth of July at 4:44 pm 2002 at Stefan Gomez Memorial Hospital (then know as Auradon General). Which accounts for the closeness of the first four

Chad was born in May. Audrey in September (the thirteenth to be exact. They always felt a little excluded by the other four cause they didn’t share the same birthday.

Ben was supposed to be born at the end of August. Mal Jay and Gil were right on time. Lonnie was late as she was due in the first of June.

Carlos was born on the 31st of October. As a consequence the scariest movies he’s watched all belong to Laika.

Doug was born on April fools day which is a little ironic because he’s probably the most serious of the lot until Harry’s attack costs Mal the use of her legs

Evie was born on Star Wars Day (fourth of May). In contrast to Carlos she loves star wars. And star trek. Her first celebrity crushes were Leonard Nimoy and Harrison Ford. Spock is part of the reason she’s attracted to Doug

Jane was born 31 of July. She still wonders why a rather unimaginative bully used a magic marker to draw a lightning bolt on her forehead when she was ten.

Uma was born on February 14th. And she hates those stupid hearts.

Harry was born at the stroke of midnight on December 31st 2001. He doesn’t get it when Smee calls him Voldemort

Hadie was born on November 2nd 2000

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Ben: I like all my friends equally. My girlfriends and my boyfriends Mal, jay, Lonnie Gil. My son Carlos. Doug and Evie, dizzy, Jane, Uma (looks at the smudged writing on his hand). Lowry, chas and ornery

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Evie: I’m sorry. You’re suing me?

Harry: yes.

Evie: what the hell for?

Harry: flagrant and indecent displays of heterosexual monogamy.

Doug: wow. I’m surprised you can pronounce those words let alone use them in a sentence.

Harry: shuddup dwarf.

Doug smirks.

Evie: we weren’t even doing anything. We were holding hands. And watching my fair lady.

Harry: I’ll be sure to add vanillaism to your list of crimes against my delicate constitution.

Doug: don’t worry about it. He was probably just barging in looking for Gil. The goblin just can’t leave well enough alone

Harry: you don’t need to know why I was there. All you need to know is that I shan’t settle.

Evie: we wouldn’t expect anything less from you Harry.

Harry’s smile quickly turns into a scowl when he realises she’s insulting him.

Harry: so where was he? With that short scary one?

Doug: if you mean Lonnie then yes. Probably

Evie: or Mal.

Doug: or Ben.

Evie: or Jay

Harry: heh?

Doug: you know all five are together now right.

Harry: I’m gonna wring that bastard kings neck from his shoulders and use it as a bowling ball.

Doug: yeah. With a dark fairy and a free genie with him 24 hours a day? Good luck with that.

Harry (not recognising the sarcasm): thanks.

He runs off

Doug: you know what. I’m gonna go ahead and warm them. Give em an extra five minutes to work out how to get rid of the goblin.

Evie: ok.

Doug (pecking her on the cheek): dinner at five? I’m cooking

Evie: I’ll bring dizzy and the garlic bread.

Doug: perfect

He leaves in the other direction

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Mal is on the couch in Ben’s office. Ben’s asleep his head on her lap. Jay walks in

Jay: awwwww. He’s so cute it’s almost sickening.

Mal: yeah he is isn’t he

Jay: what happened?

Mal: we started to watch the crown on Netflix and he conked out on my lap.

Jay: how far did you get up to?

Mal: depends on how much you know?

Jay: Gil made me watch the entire fist season with him when you three had gone to sleep. You must have heard him crying.

Mal: beeswax ear plugs. Dragon hearing. Second episode?

Jay: second episode

Mal: same. Sidenote: I’m never watching series 5-7 of nuwho the same again

Jay: same.

Mal: I didn’t wanna watch without him so I put this medical drama on. Now the mothers got Alzheimer’s the ex wife’s turned up and I’m invested. If they kill of that heart in the elevator guy. I’m throwing out my laptop.

Jay: bad news

Mal: it’s always the ones who don’t deserve it

Jay: so that’s like 6 hours and 15 minutes of television and you do t need to go to the toilet.

Mal: oh I do. I really do. I’ve had to since the end of episode one but I didn’t wanna move Ben and I’m wandering if I could be a surgeon cause my bladder is apparently made of steel to have held out for this long

Jay: switch.

Mal: huh?

Jay: switch with me. I’ll use magic to swap you with me and you can go take care of business

Mal: oh thank god

Jay switches with Mal and she runs off to the toilet

Ben (mumbling in his sleep): she didn’t need to stay. I’d’ve be fine

Jay: I know buddy

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Jay in my au’s

Villain ruled Auradon. Son of the genie emperor Jafar. Mal’s best friend Carlos’s love interest. He and Carlos have a duet in the second part at the end of which they almost kiss but Uma and Harry’s invasion puts a stop to that.

Zendaya!Mal. The most important person in Mal’s life before they meet Ben. He and Mal essentially raised Carlos from when the younger boy was six and jay and Mal saved him from being ripped apart Sykes’s dogs. If it weren’t for the Baduns Jafar Grimhilde Evie and Maleficent they would’ve lived in that cave forever. Was the form of Mal’s subconscious. It’s turned into Ben by the time of the second part. Punches out Uma at cotillion once he know she spelled Ben. Makes her watch as Mal removes the spell. Does everything in his power to keep Mal and Carlos safe. Even if it means going against Mal’s wishes to let Uma kill her and giving the pirate king a breaking speech about how if she goes through with it he will personally ensure it that she never goes to Auradon.

Dark curse au. Genie emperor and Carlos’s husband. Under the curse they have a very strained marriage because jay’s work as Mayor Uma Danes’s bodyguard keeps him from home a lot. It comes to a head when Uma make jay break Carlos’s arm in an argument and then makes jay and Gil sleep together in order to stop Carlos’s team up with hadie and investigation if the curse. They reconcile but realise they’ve grown apart. Carlos gets together with Jane. Jay ends up with bal and gilonnie.

Star Trek au. Ben’s first officer. Carlos’s husband. Descended from a race of reality warpers

CW au. Jay Abbar is the son of the beyond successful lawyer jafar. Friends with Mal Ben and Lonnie since birth. Ben’s bisexual awakening. The thing is though. He doesn’t even need to do anything. He just appears and Ben turns into a pile of jelly. While Ben wasn’t ready when he was with Audrey he was more then ready with jay. He Mal Ben Lonnie and Gil eventually enter a polyamorous relationship

Sword and sorcery au. The kings personal blacksmith and one of his partners. The others being Mal Lonnie and Gil

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Ben in my au’s

Villain ruled Auradon. So. Incredibly. BORED with life in the island. All the rules and schedules his mother makes him adhere to really caused him to resent his status as a “heroes child”. So of course he jumped at the chance to go to Auradon. Enamoured with Mal at first sight like always. More brusque in original personality. Still eats the cookie but it’s effect is more gradual. Instead of making him act lovesick in public it makes him access his darker personality traits that were kept restricted by his upbringing. Violence psychopathy a sarcastic streak several kingdoms wide among others. He starts dressing more like a vk. In the second part he goes back to the island to get Mal a birthday present (read: slaves from the southern part of the island that nobody will miss). That’s where he meets Gil Uma and Harry. It’s loathing at first sight for him and the pirates son. And he delights in making Harry feel less than human at every given opportunity. He then finds out from Ursula that Mal spelled him which pisses him the fuck off. He almost kills her before thinking better of it. Then Uma and her pet goblin invade Auradon and he Mal jay Carlos (who Harry viciously beat to a pulp to hurt the others) Gil and Evie are exiled to the island

Zendaya!Mal. No love potion here. Still love st first sight. He breaks up with Audrey when she continues to insult Mal in front of him. Join in on the heist with Lonnie Jane Doug and Verna. Asks Mal to his coronation on their first date at the lake. Which she agrees to. Stands up to Chad during family day. Is the one to calm Mal down when she has her psychotic break in the second part accidentally gaining magic in the process. Still gets kidnapped by Harry but manages to give the pirates black eye. Fully unleaded his sarcasm in captivity. Befriends Gil very quickly.

Dark curse au. Here Ben is the dark one after he accidentally likes Facillier in the process of saving Doug (the saviour) from an assassination attempt under the curse he’s financially and emotionally abused by Audrey. When the curse breaks he goes full tilt terminator on Uma and would have coked her to death had Mal not intervened

Star Trek au. Captain of the USS Auradon. Married to Mal who is also the ships security officer

CW au. Son of Mayor Adam Bach and Doctor belle Bach surgical chief of Stefan Gomez Memorial Hospital. Disaster bisexual that’s comes off a barley functional because he acts as distinguished as possible. Wasn’t ready when he was with Audrey. They break up because of the affair she had with Chad. A while later he discovers he was more then ready with jay. Eventually he Mal jay Gil and Lonnie enter a polyamorous relationship

Sword and sorcery au. The soon to be king of La Bete. Is with his court mage (Mal) personal blacksmith (Jay) personal chef (Gil) and the commander of his army (Lonnie). Then Gil is possessed and kidnapped by Harry and uma