#baldurs gate funny

[artistalyway]

Karlach, the “golden retriever” of the group!

(completely forgot to post this one here apparently!)

[enseea]

found on bg3_parasiteposting page on instagram

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Shadowheart: You ever wonder about all the people we kill?

Astarion: Wonder how? Like, how they taste?

Lae'zel: I often wonder at the stupidity of the choices they made, and how those choices ended with their inevitable demise at our hands.

Shadowheart: No, I mean, do you ever wonder who they were? Did they have families and friends?

Astarion: And how they might taste...?

Lae'zel: And why their families and friends did not dissuade them from making such stupid choices?

Shadowheart: That's not...no.

Durge: Are you suggesting we kill their families and friends so they don't have to mourn their loss?

Shadowheart: You know what, this is my fault. I should have known better than to try to discuss empathy with the feral and maladjusted members of our group.

Lae'zel: I am impressed, Shadowheart.

Shadowheart: *Cautiously.* Why?

Lae'zel: Most people possess entirely too much self-respect to admit they are the problem.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[tadpoleatemybrain]

RIP Astarion

You would have loved pickpocketing people at pride festivals

[selfpossesedghost]

It's been on my mind, Why? - Astarion

Transcript:

Astarion: [Extremely sarcastically, literally dripping with sass] The thing that will decide my fate forevermore? Yes, it has been on my mind - [somehow more sarcastically] why?

Baldur's Gate 3

[els1360]

I was playing BG3 and I had Astarion pick up the amulet that makes him laugh. My mum from through in the office said “who is tickling Astarion?” 😂😭

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Hmmmm

[mossyquill02]

Playing BG3 and I swear my party members can be so dumb sometimes. Had a short scene play out recently with perfect comedic timing.

Astarion: *Passive Perception Succeeded* Oh look, a trap!

(A series of 3 pressure-plate traps in a neat row become visible. Only the middle trap has the “disarm” option)

Astarion: *carefully walks around the first pressure plate to the middle one, starts trying to disarm it*

Tav, Laezel, and Gale: *immediately run to follow Astarion into the trap radius* (while Astarion is trying to disarm them)

T/L/G: *Steps directly on the first pressure plate as the disarm roll is happening*

*All traps explode, including the middle trap which blows up directly in Astarion’s face*

Astarion: *Disarm roll succeeded, trap disarmed!”

Astarion: -_-

[zero-0-clock]

azrael (my rogue OC): *convinces the orthon to commit die*

gale: i am both very scared and *very* turned on right now.

[vampjuicebox]

My new favorite reaction image

[artistalyway]

Baldur's Gate 3 - Dark Urge

When a "little" bit of revenge couldn't hurt right?

[acourtofpenandpaper]

Just came to the part with Dribbles the clown and this had me in tears from laughter. Such great voice acting from all the characters but astarion was a delight as usual. His lines were so funny. Will probably write a little one-shot on this

[lancedoncrimsonwings]

Ok last one I promise then its back to The Weeping Monk/Lancelot and Whump anyway

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Vlaakith: Kneel mortal I'm a super duper powerful Goddess

Lancelot (Tav): Bitch, best you're getting is a wave

Bonus Lae'zel "I stg I'll stab you myself"

[tadpoleatemybrain]

One of my absolute favorite things about BG3 is my god did Larian understand the bi/pan agenda

It is 3 of the most gorgeous beefy women you've ever seen in your life

and then

3 men who definitely get pegged

And the only problem is being forced to choose

[selfpossesedghost]

Night Orchids - Shadowheart

Transcript:

Talae: Remember when you told me Night Orchids were your favorite flower?

Shadowheart: Rings a bell... why?

Talae: It just so happens I have one right here.

Shadowheart: [Panicked] Oh hells, you didn't pick that by hand, did you? They're deadly poisonous!

Shadowheart: [Finger guns] Joking! They're safe - and beautiful. Thank you.

Baldur's Gate 3

[iron-crakka]