#balance is a bitch
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lmao imagine having a bf who is 2 times larger than you. couldn't be Soundwave /joke


Shockwave and his cat daughter Ravage <3 (he stopped torturing Magnus just to pet Ravage for 2 minutes before continuing to torture him)
#transformers#tf#transformers au#Unorthodox au#soundwave#tf soundwave#shockwave#tf shockwave#wavewave#shocksound#soundshock#sketch#Literally my thought process when making unorthodox Shockwave:#me: alright. he is evil he committed several acts of genocide and is a war criminal mad scientist. now how do we balance it#my stupid ass braincell: make him love cats#me: anything other than that#my stupid ass braincell 2: hes gay. homosexual gay#me: .#and that's how this bitch was made#not complaining though i actually love him lol
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Guardian Deity Spirit Danny
"In the spiritual realm, there are specific steps a being can take to ascend to the status of a god, with certain restrictions defining what a god truly is. Typically, a deity emerges as a result of being worshipped by a group of people, their worship infusing them with divine energy and granting them godhood.
They can be born from an unconscious belief or concept, such as the worship of the moon or nature. Over time, this belief gains sentience and power through the devotion of their followers.
They possess spiritual powers and establish a cult, amassing considerable influence and strength.
They are born from another god.
They achieve godhood by defeating and absorbing the essence of a pre-existing god, embodying their concept.
This means that even if a being is incredibly powerful, like Clockwork, they must be worshipped by someone to attain godhood. So...
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In the Infinite Realms, time operates differently than in the outside world. I believe that since the Realms exist beyond space and existence, serving as the cosmic glue holding the multiverse together, they remain separate from the flow of time.
So, my idea is this: Danny is already immensely powerful, as he embodies the balance between life and death. Because of his connection to Clockwork, this being occasionally sends him on time-traveling missions, perhaps for preparations related to kingship. As a result, he appears in various places throughout history, safeguarding people and cultures. Over the centuries and millennia, people begin to worship him, seeking blessings and offering sacrifices.
Usually, this would lead the Justice League to believe that he's simply a very old being. However, what if he truly is ancient?
As I mentioned earlier, a god's powers are derived from belief, and this belief gradually transforms the deity. Here's my take:
Batman might insist, "I know you're Danny Fenton," until a summons or a crisis causes Danny's godly side to surface. This aspect of him is truly ancient, as time doesn't flow conventionally in the Infinite Realms. Consequently, Danny could be three years old in terms of his death, yet also an ancient entity. Nonetheless, he remains physically too young to fully comprehend his true power and existence, resulting in considerable confusion.
Ultimately, there are two interpretations:
The Justice League ends up believing that Danny is either a) a vessel for a god, b) a sort of priest, or c) the physical incarnation of a bored god curious about experiencing humanity.
Ghosts do not treat him like a typical ghost child because, due to the nonlinear nature of time in the Zone, his core possesses the essence of an ancient being. The ghosts perceive him as the rebirth of balance, incarnated as a human to restore equilibrium.
Feel free to use this concept for any story or interpretation you find compelling."
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#ancients#Cloakwork Is a knowing bitch that orquestrated the whole deal because he wanted to hang up with his Bestie Balance again.#For aproximation Jazz Sam and Tucker starts to become some sort of spirits#(lesser dieties that have much more power than mortal#Amity Park really are not human anymore
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I like to think that Jean is the one who finds Harry's body after leaving him to die in Martinaise after the bad ending
Like that man cannot live through the concequences of his horrible choices. This is the bitch that keeps you from knowing where you live (with the knowledge of Harry's past amnesia episodes and that he was suicidal when they left him) only to then come back a few days later doing a silly joke.
This is bitch behavior. Thats mean high school girl bullying her friends who then goes "im so sorryyyy it wont happen again" (it will. And it has).
I don't even think he makes it a full week before coming back for Harry ready to berate him and ultimately go back on his decision during the tribunal all like "sorry Harry how about we move past the social murder thing and get back to work i miss youyu". Exept Harry's not there anymore because he was very fucking unwell, because his leg and shoulder were never going to heal correctly without medical intervention let alone not get infected again, because he was most likely left with his gun still loaded. Like theres no getting past the fact that Harry doesn't live long in the bad ending.
I don't even think Jean would come back out of compassion, not because he doesn't have any but because his guilty rat bastard instincts go way past any compassion or respect he has for ppl (just look at how he treats Kim before and after the tribunals). And it probably won't even be his breaking point.
Anyway im not an essayist y'all aren't getting anything more coherent than this word jumble from me im afraid
#mandatory 'i like jean as a character'#and ' y'all are allowed to have a bigoted rat bastard as a fave no need to make up a different character'#i don't want to make more Jean posts i just feel like bitching to much about his cesspool of a fanbase will legit ruin my enjoyment of him#its for balance yk#disco elysium#harry du bois#jean vicquemare
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Charles really has some fucking audacity to blast into Magneto's mind setting him up with the hey honey remember that time we were at the bar, I was looking hella cute and we came out to each other? with that gay ass fuck me smirk from the mccoy slut era and then pulls out the speech of oh magnus we'd never abandon~~ each other like he didn't do just that for some cockatoo coochie playing hilary swank in freedom writers to his future bird flu in laws while magnus was back on earth fighting the UN, jan 6th rioters, dealing with a clones (these ain't even his kids!?) and going through a second genocide level event only to wake up to some pepto bismol motherfucker shaving him down and then stripping him down (why?? for the vibes???) strapping him up and playing purple people eater on repeat because Chat GPT thinks he's funny and Magnus is all "hug me all you want Charles this shit ain't working this time" so Charles is all like "cerebro play I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston" and Magnus melts like the down bad bitch he is and this is why mutants will never gain rights
#x men 97#chaos pikachu speaks#pikachu's chaotic recaps#cherik#this is why scott and/or ororo need to step up as co-leaders#cause they don't have these issues#ororo has her man (and a harem)#and scott has his woman (and a harem)#and they both understand the energy of rihanna's bitch better have my money#mixed with just enough chloe x halle and mon laferte to balance it all out#x men
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Oh clownzy, how I long to be able to depict your insanity accurately,,,,,,,,,,,,,
#i think it's partly bc branzy refuses to be put down to paper unless it's done by his own hand#and partly bc clown's personality is a delicate balance between goofy and actually terrifying...........#put these two bad bitches together and you've got a recipe for writer pain /silly#anyway#demon rambles™#branzycraft#clownpierce#clownzy#yes im in the middle of writing clownzy. yes this is bc im suddenly suffering /j
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180524 Mnet BTS Comeback Show Highlight Reel cr. 0613data
#bts#min yoongi#suga#bts suga#jeon jungkook#jungkook#bts jungkook#bangtan#bangtan sonyeondan#btsgif#btsedit#bts gifs#jk gifs#suga gifs#my gifs#yoonkook#180524 mnet#pestering hyung lol#white balance is all over the place in this video#so it was a bitch to color#but they're so cute i couldn't NOT gif these#music shows#mnet
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Just wanted to mention that I won an award at work today! It was an award for employees and I received it as a member of a team, but also for my own work. We got an e-mail about it a month ago, and I was so surprised that I was sure it had to be a mistake, but I'm very happy to say that it wasn't.
(Though as lovely as this award is, nothing has meant more than talking to one of my clients last week and having her say to me that I seem to be such a happy, warm person and that whenever she sees me, I am smiling and that she felt a sense of "lightness" inside after our chat. I'll take that over every award in the world any day of the week...)
#personal post#autism#autism acceptance#i think part of me is still more prepared to hear an insult than a compliment#which is why i have a harder time internalizing kind words#or believing that i could win an award like this#but i am so grateful that my colleagues thought enough of me to do this#imposter syndrome is a bitch#but i think confidence is a balance between knowing who you are and not buying too much into your own hype#and i feel like i have figured that out now#<3
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Why have I not seen LITERALLY ANYONE talk about how in Erak’s Ransom, when Will saves the group, Horace yells “Will!!” And holds up his tied hands AND WILL SHOOTS IT AND FREES HIM??? LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT????? The fact that, number one, Horace knew Will was skilled enough to do it, number two, Horace TRUSTED Will not to shoot his hand, number three, Will understood what Horace wanted him to do, and finally, the fact that WILL WAS ABLE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Now obviously rangers are very trained and blah blah blah but THATS STILL BADASS????
#rangers apprentice#john flanagan#will treaty#halt o'carrick#ranger's apprentice#horace altman#books#go bad bitch go bad bitch go#that entire book had me panicking btw#the rangers apprentice has taken over my life it’s a problem someone help me#Horace and will’s friendship means so much to me I don’t think you understand#they compliment each other so well???#Horace balances Will out and will balances out Horace#erak starfollower#this is why I need a show or movie that would look so cool
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I'm a combination of light ✨️ and dark 🖤 of love and chaos. I can be sweet but I can flip when the situation calls for it.
#goth#gothic#goth aesthetic#grunge#dark grunge#memes#meme#relatable#dark aesthetic#darkness#rage#chaos#alt#alternative#gothgoth#gothcore#black cats#kitty#kitty cats#dark#beauty in darkness#yin and yang#balance#light and darkness#spooky#spooky aesthetic#spooky bitch#weird bitch#im weird#weirdcore
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BATTER
UP
#luparaneo art#off (game)#off game#off mortis ghost#the batter#off batter#I haven't drawn this fuckass in a decade but it didn't take much pspspspsing for this to get done#we're SO back bitches#definitely going to redraw my HC!Batter's ref sheet#but the only change is his hair is now white to sort of be in line with canon#it balances better with the hat#well that and some minor changes to [REDACTED]'s snout c:
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(Planning a Job)
Fjord: I appreciate you volunteering for the inside portion, that’s a big step. And I’m not sayin you’re a bad option, Caleb. I do want you to really think about it, though.
Jester: yeah, what happens if you wind up locked in some kind of freaky torture basement and it takes us like, three days to find you? That’s totally something that could happen
Caleb: Ja, so, I am bringing relevant experience to the not-worst-case-scenario portion of this, and for the worst case there are proven methods to deal with such a thing
Beau: oh, yeah? What methods? Because you are literally the squishiest person I’ve ever
Caleb: Well the first strategy is to give up immediately, annnnnd After that it is all about criticizing their technique until they uhhhhh get frustrated because their classmates are laughing and they….ja and they set the whole fucking basement ablaze
Beau:
Jester:
Yasha:
Nott:
Cadeuceus: wow! That is so specific, that’s great.
Beau, under her breath: that is really specific Caleb
#the mighty nein#caleb widogast#i saw a fic with kind of this premise before but like#I want that balancing act between Caycay being the squishiest bitch on the planet#and being like Um Actually That Is NOT An Efficient Torture Method Wtf Are You Doing#I want him and jester to get captured together bc I think their combined unhinged energy could reduce a captor to tears#they’re literally in a jail cell flipping good cop bad cop on the henchman sent to interrogate them
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Jokes aside, I really do like what they did with Agatha and Rio all the way through. They really are antagonists; Rio’s trying to do her job, fulfill the function of nature’s balance, and Agatha’s whole deal is to outrun her like the wind. Immortality, power, a refusal to play by the rules is Agatha’s MO, and here comes Death, falling in love with her.
Death, whom Agatha assists time and time again by killing everyone she comes into contact with—and who blames her still, for taking her child, even though Rio fully broke her own rules by giving him a number of years in the first place—and who still believes she’s better than dying, despite it all. And of course, in a way, she is! Death is in love with her! She’s in love with Death! That in itself is balance, and it throws the whole system desperately out of wack at the same time, because how do you love Death and still prioritize immortality so much that you’d give anything, sacrifice anyone, to keep running? For centuries! They’ve been doing this dance for centuries! This is the one person Agatha can’t con, can’t steal from, and still! Of course! Of course she still manages to pull a fast one, because Death has fallen in love with the ultimate con woman. Because they are, in a way, equal and opposite, balanced and forever unstable. Because Death cannot stop for love, not even for you, Agatha Harkness. Death cannot stop for love, but she can maybe run a little slower. And, when she catches you, she can perhaps turn her head from the life she’s made bloom out of your bones…and let you slip free one last time.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#no lie I do think the show did it so well#this was always going to be the worst thing to befall Agatha#because death to her has always been a gift while in HER hands#and a terror when looked at from the inside#death took her child. death gave her endless power. death will have her because death can’t be stopped#and of course she’s gonna be a sassy bitch about it. have you MET Agatha? she would respect nothing less#this is an entity who can unzip reality#and yet Agatha still slips that final leash#you think that wasn’t on purpose? a way to balance the scales while still letting the dance continue?#death knows Agatha better than almost anyone. sees through the lies in a blink.#of course the endgame is no endgame at all. for Agatha to break the rules. for Rio to let her. of course.#that’s how it’s always been. violent and vicious and so so kind in the worst way#I love it
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“i never stopped loving you. I’m still back there-im still just this scared kid telling you he fucking loves you” omfg blakes still at the restaurant 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#I HATE THIS BITCH WHY IS HE TWEAKING TF OOUUTT 😀😀😀#/ref#right where you left me - taylor swift#😒😒😒#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted the balance#the balance#redacted blake#redacted demons#redacted bestie
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TANZ WE GOT LIGHTS
LITERALLY DIRECTLY UNDER THEM????? WHAT THE FUCK??????
AND THIS...
WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT FAIRRRRRRRR
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Not saying parallels or anything but the way Yuya Kuroki in the novel talks about how fine he is being lonely and how being forgotten is something he considers to be a good thing vs Malleus' ire at being forgotten and his anxieties surrounding being alone forever is sooo 🤌
#yuya kuroki#malleus draconia#no bc maybe im just wildin and seeing what i wanna see but#THE PARALLELSSSSSA#these bitches balance#combined together they are almost perfectly w out anxiety
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Not quite a Carey redesign since I’m attached to my design, but I wanted to try out some other dragon styles for my girly. Also an excuse to be self indulgent :3c
#taz#the adventure zone#taz balance#tazb#carey fangbattle#dragon#furry#< yeah sure i’ll tag those as well since they are tecnhically correct#anw i might actually repurpose the eastern dragon design for one of my OCs.#Listen I know Eastern Dragons are a little outside of the box for dragonborns#since they are very western#but I love those long bitches okay??
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