#bainrot

[cocoetoile]

Xavier, Diana and Heinrix hc stuffs because i can’t stop thinking about them

i have a lot of thoughts about their dynamic especially the question that was raised about if xc use seduction along with his thinly veiled threats and outright power play, what then? tl;dr version is something above. i like em toxic and angsty.

the game of push and pull is what will happen, xc is not a person who shy about his intentions, it’s clear to diana what he wants, what he’s willing to offer in return. the man said before that he didn’t know much about her because theodora hid her (one of the heirs she didn’t even consider to take the title) from him. now he knows what he’s dealing with, of course he will looks into her past and use her weaknesses against her. xc knows what to do and what to say, knows where it hurts and how to be the hands to heal, offering salvation with sweet promises.

it’s not hard for him to look through diana’s mask when he had reports about her from heinrix and from the interaction she had during her magnae accessio. he could have been here even before the ceremony started and not to mention his other acolytes too. she’s uncomfortable in the responsibilities and position thrusted upon her. she played her part well with how she carried herself and how she has been dealing with her title, but xc knows that he can easily pry that mask off of her. make her dance to his tunes whether she wanted to or not.

the conversation in her bedchamber had him exerting his power over her, the risk of of her entire protectorate if she decided to go against him, but he also offered her peace and protection, the promise of ‘she only has to do what he told her’, that there’s no need to carry her burdens on herself alone when she can just trust him and let him steers her the way he wants. something diana craves ever since she lost her personal guiding hand from her past, the guilts from her past that her uncontrollable power caused death of her allies and enemies alike, feeling of inadequacy and insecurity will go away if she let herself lose in him.

of course diana knows xavier is bad news. she’s already uncomfortable how he picked at heinrix’s wounds in front of her, trying to create rift between their relationship with his words and of course he knew what’s going on between her and heinrix. she hates how xc used it against her, hates that he has power over her and hates herself even more when tiny voice in her head told her she should just let him take control, to take an easy way out he offered. being rogue trader is when she got power that enough to make a change but the road to change is long and hard and sometimes she can’t continue being ‘the lord captain’ anymore. she felt alone even more. despite the bond she tried to form with heinrix that she believes in there’s still trust issues between them (and it’s worse with the psychological and physical torture she endured after bdsm city), she swayed by the old man empty promises not more than once and will push him away just to come back to him for more false assurances.

heinrix is caught in this messy situation (that’s not even love triangle because diana or xavier don’t have kind of feelings for each other) because his heart decided he cared for the girl who showed him human decency and unintentionally saved his soul. he values the connection between him and diana, being the broken mess that she is she still try her best to be there for him despite on the verge of collapsing every day herself. she’s willing to learn about him, willing to listen and showers him with kindness and empathy but they both guarded some parts of their life and past to their hearts. he’s still loyal to his mentor, still knows that eventually his duty will come between them but he’s willing to risk everything. the fact that xavier stepping in and start playing with diana’s head like he did to him before made him feel even more powerless. in the end after he made up his mind about what he should do, he can only be the part of whatever game xavier is playing, or become the complicit in this game too.

[starlightkitten19]

II from sleep token got me wondering about a task force 141 band AU.

Drummer ghost.....

[chipmunkswitnbs]

I finshed sketching the Alvittany short comic… but I might make another one😳

[roboticthing]

Assassin's Creed: Valhalla - (5/?) - doggo edition

[fenixforbyler]

i thought i had escaped the byler bainrot... i'm here again

[ol-blue]

He? :3

add a pic of ur f/o and ill assign them a button from this old butter container full of my great grandmother's buttons

nonmutuals welcome. p.roship dni.

[tf2-crack-ideas]

Bainrotting over tf2 monster aus and animal aus and i hve an idea for one and have no where else to put it

Ok so smth smth a wizard gets pissy at them for some reason and curses them all with Not Human

For like a furry/hybrid thing what i think theyd be (its a bunch of options but ill eventually shrink it down to smth smaller)

Scout : either a rabbit (ofc), deer, or small bird of some kind. I can see all of these being fitting

Sniper : obvious choice would be blue healer or owl or smth, but i think hed be a lizard or croc or snake tbh, he gives the "i enjoy sitting in the sun because its warm" vibes

Spy : if you wanted to match him with scout, maybe a crow or hare. If it doesnt matter or just via vibes i think bat or something with good camouflage like a nightjar something with stealth like a cat/big cat (though a lot of big cats like snow leopards/cougars/jaquare have both, so best of both worlds?)

Engineer : cow/bull is an easy but good answer, but maybe prairie dog or beaver for the building skills?

Pyro : im gonna be real i have very little ideas for this. First instinct is dragon or unicorn, but for real animals my only idea is a black kite bird maybe

Heavy : bear maybe for simplicity, but i think tiger or reindeer heavy would be awesome

Medic : for a simple answer; dove or fancy pigeon. For a more complex answer based on some things; ape/monkey/primate of some kind, badger, horseshoe bat, and pine martens seem fun for him

Demo : hes weird to pick for ill be real. My ideas though are fruit bat, sheep, red deer and otter

Soldier : bald ea- anyways. I think hed be a raccoon, ringtail, bison or alligator tbh

Im gona make the mythical creature version of this on the next post but like this with just hybrids instead of anthropomorphic animals would be cool

Maybe a mix of all the animals i thought abt

[erebus0dora]

(Written in english to avoid the cyrillics jumpscare)

Do you think it's safe for russians to reblog/post lgbt stuff on here? I've been careful before, but iwtv bainrot is the strongest of them all and recently I've been rebloging like there's no tomorrow, counting on our cops not speaking English and not knowing/not caring about tumblr. But sometimes i see the news and my paranoia starts acting up and I want to just crawl in a cave and not say a single word. But I also love this fandom so much, i don't want to be a silent observer, I want to participate.

honestly idk; i have only recently made this blog public for the very same cave-craving feels i experience

i have already pulled a plug on lots of my socials, either erasing things in a scorched earth scenario, or making them as private as possible. it is reasonable to keep private details private, and act quickly in case of danger. have my sympathy and my hugs, and let's hope the world becomes a better, more peaceful and tolerant place in our lifetime, anon 💜

[usagiglamour]

I should stop with my bainrot with the anti-fairies but hear me out, Anti CosWan Pirate AU where Anti cosmo was a British nobleman who get carried away by his ambition for power wanting to overthrow the monarchy becoming a Captain who is known for bringing bad luck to anyone who crosses his path and Clairvoyant Anti Wanda who is rumored to be a scary ugly witch but is actually a naive dumb woman who only has that bunch of rumors about her because of her dishelved appearance, uneven teeth and eating with her feet...and they fall in love.

[looks-golden]

bainrot

Hilda: boy it sure is muggy outside

Frida: if i go outside and all our mugs our sitting on the front porch we're getting a divorce

Hilda: quitley sips from bowl

[chipmunkswitnbs]

[my-pjo-stuff]

The bainrot is real you guys

[cozywriter]

🥮 ~ EPIC the Musical: A Rant ~ 🥮

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This isn’t really an important post, I’m just here to let my bainrot loose onto the world since the Wisdom Saga is out (🥳). So now, please enjoy my dwindling mental health and ever decreasing emotional state (or not, whichever you prefer is okay with me…)

1.) Something I’ve noticed is that whenever a god plays a role in any saga, one of three things happen. Either Odysseus confirms their true identity to us, the audience, by saying their name (I.e. Athena and Hermes), a chorus introduces them to us (I.e. Poseidon and Apollo), or they themselves introduce them to us (I.e. Calypso). However, this is not the case in the Thunder Saga. In the song “Mutiny” Odysseus says:

“These cows were immortal, they were the Sun God’s friends!”

“And now that we’ve pissed them off, who do you think they’ll send?!”

Odysseus doesn’t explicitly confirm who but in the next song, ”Thunder Bringer”, it doesn’t open with Odysseus mumbling his name under his breath in fear or a dramatic chorus announcing his arrival. Instead, it was just a few thunder claps and then Zeus already singing away. This is because, he needs no introduction, being Chieftain of the Gods and all.

The first incident this happens is during the Troy Saga during the song “The Horse and the Infant” when Zeus sends Odysseus a vision about his older self about his final moments, and then proceeds to command him to kill Hector’s infant son. The only confirmation we get that he is Zeus is the thunderclap and flash in the sky, which seems to be the only thing that precedes his arrival.

2.) Another detail I found interesting (read as: absolutely earth shattering, I actually might need therapy after listening to this) is during the song “Love in Paradise”, when Athena says:

“Old friend, it’s been ten years since I last saw you..”

And the next line cuts to Odysseus’ reveal during the song “Remember Them” in the Cyclops Saga when he reveals his identity to Polyphemus. This is because, that moment was truly the moment she last saw him. Either this means that during their argument in the song “My Goodbye” — which mind you, is the song directly after “Remember Them” — she was blinded with rage because he didn’t follow her instructions, or that she was so blinded with the fact that he disobeyed her, she didn’t think to look past that and see why he disobeyed her.

The next few lines support this and truly show her guilt, seeing as after Athena says:

“Let’s see where you’ve been…”

The song cuts to Aeolus’ game, then to Poseidon’s encounter, Circe’s confrontation, Tiresias’ vision, the Siren’s massacre, Scylla’s cost and then Zeus’ retribution. Notice how every song that plays signified a major event that changed the course of Odysseus’ travels. However, these were all events that Athena wasn’t guiding Odysseus in any way. This either means that she was purely just going along the timeline of his journey to see where he went, or she also wanted to see just how far he went without her help, being that in the song “We’ll Be Fine” during the Wisdom Saga, she says:

“I had a friend before and he was a lot like you…” “I helped him fight through war but he had his demons too…” “And then we grew apart…” “Then his light went dark..”

“And so I thought, maybe, if I made a different call, maybe, if I hadn't missed it all, maybe he'd be fine… Maybe we'd unwind…” “Maybe, if I help another soul, maybe, if I helped you reach your goal, life could be that bright…! I could sleep at night…!”

During this, when she calls Odysseus her “friend”, either she means that she truly did see him as more than a student all that time she mentored him and didn’t want to tell Odysseus because she was afraid she’d look weak to him, or after she cut ties with him, she realized that she cared about Odysseus more than she let on.

3.) Lastly, during the song “Ruthlessness” in the Ocean Saga, when Poseidon was taking his revenge on Odysseus and his crew for making Polyphemus suffer, the rage and hatred towards them was genuine, to the point that were it not for Odysseus’ quick thinking, their journey would’ve ended there. Now, compare it to Zeus during the song “Thunder Bringer” in the Thunder Saga. Zeus was toying with them. Almost like he didn’t care about the situation and was only using it for entertainment. This parallel really tells you a lot about the brothers and how they’re like, Poseidon being unforgiving and ruthless hehehe get it? Because you know… it-it’s his song… when necessary but “chill with the waves” — his words, not mine — because that’s how the sea is. Calm but unforgiving. As for Zeus, he’s flamboyant and passive, not really caring about who or what he hurts as he makes a grand musical number before he strikes, much like how like thunder and lighting do.

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[moonsfantasyworld]

tis time to change moonlight from my pfp sorry bby but tumblr is the only place where i dont have a cookie run pfp yet, once cotl is the main bainrot she may come back

[pangolin-404]

masked bainrot so bad it has me listening to bad romance by lady gaga

[crowlixcx]

Hi Lily! Hope you're well :) I was thinking about your brainrot series and I think I've reached the point of the Crowley-fever bainrot where any and all heartbreak song is his. Latest contender for you: Rio Romeo - Nothing's new. Just going to go ahead and return safely to the brainrot ward and take my meds or something. Have a great day! <3

fucking CHRIST i don't know this song but just the first verse alone!! you really came for the jugular with this one

I wanna be touched Be loved I wanna heal Be hugged It's just the two of us Or that's what we swore

can i have some of your meds?? just post them to my grave x