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[cocoetoile]

Xavier, Diana and Heinrix hc stuffs because i can’t stop thinking about them

i have a lot of thoughts about their dynamic especially the question that was raised about if xc use seduction along with his thinly veiled threats and outright power play, what then? tl;dr version is something above. i like em toxic and angsty.

the game of push and pull is what will happen, xc is not a person who shy about his intentions, it’s clear to diana what he wants, what he’s willing to offer in return. the man said before that he didn’t know much about her because theodora hid her (one of the heirs she didn’t even consider to take the title) from him. now he knows what he’s dealing with, of course he will looks into her past and use her weaknesses against her. xc knows what to do and what to say, knows where it hurts and how to be the hands to heal, offering salvation with sweet promises.

it’s not hard for him to look through diana’s mask when he had reports about her from heinrix and from the interaction she had during her magnae accessio. he could have been here even before the ceremony started and not to mention his other acolytes too. she’s uncomfortable in the responsibilities and position thrusted upon her. she played her part well with how she carried herself and how she has been dealing with her title, but xc knows that he can easily pry that mask off of her. make her dance to his tunes whether she wanted to or not.

the conversation in her bedchamber had him exerting his power over her, the risk of of her entire protectorate if she decided to go against him, but he also offered her peace and protection, the promise of ‘she only has to do what he told her’, that there’s no need to carry her burdens on herself alone when she can just trust him and let him steers her the way he wants. something diana craves ever since she lost her personal guiding hand from her past, the guilts from her past that her uncontrollable power caused death of her allies and enemies alike, feeling of inadequacy and insecurity will go away if she let herself lose in him.

of course diana knows xavier is bad news. she’s already uncomfortable how he picked at heinrix’s wounds in front of her, trying to create rift between their relationship with his words and of course he knew what’s going on between her and heinrix. she hates how xc used it against her, hates that he has power over her and hates herself even more when tiny voice in her head told her she should just let him take control, to take an easy way out he offered. being rogue trader is when she got power that enough to make a change but the road to change is long and hard and sometimes she can’t continue being ‘the lord captain’ anymore. she felt alone even more. despite the bond she tried to form with heinrix that she believes in there’s still trust issues between them (and it’s worse with the psychological and physical torture she endured after bdsm city), she swayed by the old man empty promises not more than once and will push him away just to come back to him for more false assurances.

heinrix is caught in this messy situation (that’s not even love triangle because diana or xavier don’t have kind of feelings for each other) because his heart decided he cared for the girl who showed him human decency and unintentionally saved his soul. he values the connection between him and diana, being the broken mess that she is she still try her best to be there for him despite on the verge of collapsing every day herself. she’s willing to learn about him, willing to listen and showers him with kindness and empathy but they both guarded some parts of their life and past to their hearts. he’s still loyal to his mentor, still knows that eventually his duty will come between them but he’s willing to risk everything. the fact that xavier stepping in and start playing with diana’s head like he did to him before made him feel even more powerless. in the end after he made up his mind about what he should do, he can only be the part of whatever game xavier is playing, or become the complicit in this game too.

[chipmunkswitnbs]

I finshed sketching the Alvittany short comic… but I might make another one😳

[roboticthing]

Assassin's Creed: Valhalla - (5/?) - doggo edition

[didderd]

ty for th biscuits :3

Sona ref! :D

Details n lore rambles below:

They're 4'10, their pronouns are he/they/it, n ofc they do have Tourette's. :3

He is a shapeshifter, made of goop that can morph into any shape, but this is the form he takes a majority of the time.

He lives in Underfell's Waterfall, in a hidden cave.

(warning: possibly uncomfy topics. including mild stalking (? not quit?). and death to heat/cold in the last big paragraph.)

They've always stayed hidden out of fear of being dusted, and when they do go out, they stay camouflaged and close to the walls. So he's a big hermit and rarely interacts with people, but he does like to people watch (at least. when someone isn't killing another lmao), and it is usually the only reason he will leave his cave at all.

People sometimes hear random noises in Waterfall, and feel like they're being watched, but when they don't see anything, they usually just chock it up to them losing it. Sans (Red) however isn't so sure of that when he keeps getting that feeling, and hearing those sounds consistently in Waterfall, and Waterfall only, just about every time he's there.

Sans is it's favorite to watch, and it will even follow him around Waterfall. They don't do this in a creepy way (or at least they try not too lmao), it's more like how a very curious animal might follow someone from a safe distance. :3

They wish they could follow Sans outside of Waterfall, but really cold weather makes their body very stiff, and makes it hard to move and shapeshift. If they're in the freezing cold long enough, they will literally freeze solid and dust (they are also cold-blooded, so they can not warm themself up). On the other hand, really hot weather will have the opposite effect. They will start to melt, and it will become very hard to keep any form. If hot enough (like in Hotland, literally above lava), they can even start to boil, and will dust that way too.

Both of these can also put them in a vulnerable position, which can be extremely dangerous, living in Underfell.

(Okie okie, am done rambling now lmao.)

[fenixforbyler]

i thought i had escaped the byler bainrot... i'm here again

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Arcana Brainrot: Blog Rules, Masterlists, Playlist, & Requests Guidelines

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BLOG RULES:

My inbox is always open for anybody to share their thoughts or ideas! This blog is largely archival now, though, so prompts will likely not get written.

I don't think it needs to be said but hate isn't welcome here. Of any kind.

Please also keep in mind that this blog is PG-13, so whatever comments you make on it will likely be seen by minors. I take their safety seriously, so if there's anything grossly X rated in the comments (I don't see why there should be) I will delete it. If you continue to comment things like that you will be blocked :)

With my older brother rant out of the way, please enjoy the results of me trying to cope with a truly Vesuvian obsession :D

MASTERLISTS: oldest to newest, I'll do my best to update as I post.

All quotes for Arcana characters sent in have this tag: #arcana brainrot quote collection

Because of the link limit for posts, you can find the masterlist for all full headcanons below:

The Arcana HCs : Brainrot's Masterlist

The Arcana HCs : Brainrot's Masterlist, Pt 2

And here is the masterlist for all my mini-prompts, answered ask arcana style:

The Arcana Mini-HCs: Brainrot's Masterlist

The Arcana Mini-HCs: Brainrot’s Masterlist, Pt 2

The Arcana Mini-HCs: Brainrot's Masterlist, Pt 3

The Arcana Mini-HCs: Brainrot's Masterlist, Pt 4

The Arcana Mini-HCs: Brainrot's Masterlist, Pt 5

The Arcana Mini-HCs: Brainrot's Masterlist, Pt 6

A masterlist for drabbles, with an explanation at the top for how they work!

The Arcana Drabbles: Explanation and Masterlist

The Arcana Drabbles: Masterlist, Pt 2

All the recipes posted by the originals devs from the Arcana universe, with pictures of my own creation attempts and descriptions of how it went!

The Arcana Food

Worldbuilding/character analysis essays ^.^ (not a comprehensive list atm, unfortunately)

The Arcana Essays: Brainrot's Masterlist

Finally got around to fleshing out my self-insert enough to make him a proper MC/ OC!

Bainrot's self-insert MC (Drue)

Vesuviella: my first fanfic. don't get your hopes up (updated sporadically)

Summary: Julian decided to write his own version of Cinderella to be performed in the Community Theatre, and then recruited MC to help him cast the rest of the M6 in the leading roles. Chaos ensues. (There is no determined love interest, MC is friends with the M6 and M6 are all thirsty for MC.)

Vesuviella: All Parts

Arcana Brainrot Playlist: a compilation of all character song suggestions in one Spotify playlist, kept up to date!

Arcana Brainrot Playlist (Spotify)

Arcana Brainrot Playlist (YouTube)

REQUEST GUIDELINES - NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS

Generally, I pick from what's in my asks and write what sparks inspiration. If there's an idea you'd really like to see written, you're welcome to message me directly about it! ^.^

I don't write about toxic/abusive relationships or dynamics between MC and the M6 (I get the appeal, I'm not judging, but it's not for me)

I don't write for M6 x M6 ships - side character ships are on the table, though!

All of my work is PG-13. (yes to romantic/sensual themes and references to painful experiences, no to explicit matter or glorified violence/pain/death/toxicity)

I'm willing to do research for topics I'm not familiar with, but there are plenty of things I can't write about just because I haven't lived it and I know an hour of research wouldn't be enough to be accurate (and respecting other people's experiences is important)

I am unfortunately very familiar with what it's like to have trauma/mental illnesses. That said, while I'm very happy to explore how that impacts MC and their relationships, there are some prompts I may take a very long time to do or just not write at all because they would mess me up

In general, keeping the prompt relatively short (a sentence to a paragraph) helps me organize them better! The same goes for asks sent with a visible blog - if I have questions, I can reach out to you for more details! ^.^

Both my asks and messages are open because I love hearing from new people! If you abuse that you will be blocked :)

All of the above points have reasons for them, and are therefore subject to change. If you have an idea that you'd really like to see and you're not sure about, just message me! I can either tell you why I can't do it or I can make an exception depending on the case

RELEVANT FANDOM HAPPENINGS

(I don't do drama on my page, but these are some posts that provide transparency and accountability for some of the things I've been caught up in)

To the Arcana Fandom, From Brainrot

An update on Rai/Kip

[ol-blue]

He? :3

add a pic of ur f/o and ill assign them a button from this old butter container full of my great grandmother's buttons

nonmutuals welcome. p.roship dni.

[tf2-crack-ideas]

Bainrotting over tf2 monster aus and animal aus and i hve an idea for one and have no where else to put it

Ok so smth smth a wizard gets pissy at them for some reason and curses them all with Not Human

For like a furry/hybrid thing what i think theyd be (its a bunch of options but ill eventually shrink it down to smth smaller)

Scout : either a rabbit (ofc), deer, or small bird of some kind. I can see all of these being fitting

Sniper : obvious choice would be blue healer or owl or smth, but i think hed be a lizard or croc or snake tbh, he gives the "i enjoy sitting in the sun because its warm" vibes

Spy : if you wanted to match him with scout, maybe a crow or hare. If it doesnt matter or just via vibes i think bat or something with good camouflage like a nightjar something with stealth like a cat/big cat (though a lot of big cats like snow leopards/cougars/jaquare have both, so best of both worlds?)

Engineer : cow/bull is an easy but good answer, but maybe prairie dog or beaver for the building skills?

Pyro : im gonna be real i have very little ideas for this. First instinct is dragon or unicorn, but for real animals my only idea is a black kite bird maybe

Heavy : bear maybe for simplicity, but i think tiger or reindeer heavy would be awesome

Medic : for a simple answer; dove or fancy pigeon. For a more complex answer based on some things; ape/monkey/primate of some kind, badger, horseshoe bat, and pine martens seem fun for him

Demo : hes weird to pick for ill be real. My ideas though are fruit bat, sheep, red deer and otter

Soldier : bald ea- anyways. I think hed be a raccoon, ringtail, bison or alligator tbh

Im gona make the mythical creature version of this on the next post but like this with just hybrids instead of anthropomorphic animals would be cool

Maybe a mix of all the animals i thought abt

[erebus0dora]

(Written in english to avoid the cyrillics jumpscare)

Do you think it's safe for russians to reblog/post lgbt stuff on here? I've been careful before, but iwtv bainrot is the strongest of them all and recently I've been rebloging like there's no tomorrow, counting on our cops not speaking English and not knowing/not caring about tumblr. But sometimes i see the news and my paranoia starts acting up and I want to just crawl in a cave and not say a single word. But I also love this fandom so much, i don't want to be a silent observer, I want to participate.

honestly idk; i have only recently made this blog public for the very same cave-craving feels i experience

i have already pulled a plug on lots of my socials, either erasing things in a scorched earth scenario, or making them as private as possible. it is reasonable to keep private details private, and act quickly in case of danger. have my sympathy and my hugs, and let's hope the world becomes a better, more peaceful and tolerant place in our lifetime, anon 💜

[chipmunkswitnbs]

[looks-golden]

bainrot

Hilda: boy it sure is muggy outside

Frida: if i go outside and all our mugs our sitting on the front porch we're getting a divorce

Hilda: quitley sips from bowl

[usagiglamour]

I should stop with my bainrot with the anti-fairies but hear me out, Anti CosWan Pirate AU where Anti cosmo was a British nobleman who get carried away by his ambition for power wanting to overthrow the monarchy becoming a Captain who is known for bringing bad luck to anyone who crosses his path and Clairvoyant Anti Wanda who is rumored to be a scary ugly witch but is actually a naive dumb woman who only has that bunch of rumors about her because of her dishelved appearance, uneven teeth and eating with her feet...and they fall in love.

[cozywriter]

🥮 ~ EPIC the Musical: A Rant ~ 🥮

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This isn’t really an important post, I’m just here to let my bainrot loose onto the world since the Wisdom Saga is out (🥳). So now, please enjoy my dwindling mental health and ever decreasing emotional state (or not, whichever you prefer is okay with me…)

1.) Something I’ve noticed is that whenever a god plays a role in any saga, one of three things happen. Either Odysseus confirms their true identity to us, the audience, by saying their name (I.e. Athena and Hermes), a chorus introduces them to us (I.e. Poseidon and Apollo), or they themselves introduce them to us (I.e. Calypso). However, this is not the case in the Thunder Saga. In the song “Mutiny” Odysseus says:

“These cows were immortal, they were the Sun God’s friends!”

“And now that we’ve pissed them off, who do you think they’ll send?!”

Odysseus doesn’t explicitly confirm who but in the next song, ”Thunder Bringer”, it doesn’t open with Odysseus mumbling his name under his breath in fear or a dramatic chorus announcing his arrival. Instead, it was just a few thunder claps and then Zeus already singing away. This is because, he needs no introduction, being Chieftain of the Gods and all.

The first incident this happens is during the Troy Saga during the song “The Horse and the Infant” when Zeus sends Odysseus a vision about his older self about his final moments, and then proceeds to command him to kill Hector’s infant son. The only confirmation we get that he is Zeus is the thunderclap and flash in the sky, which seems to be the only thing that precedes his arrival.

2.) Another detail I found interesting (read as: absolutely earth shattering, I actually might need therapy after listening to this) is during the song “Love in Paradise”, when Athena says:

“Old friend, it’s been ten years since I last saw you..”

And the next line cuts to Odysseus’ reveal during the song “Remember Them” in the Cyclops Saga when he reveals his identity to Polyphemus. This is because, that moment was truly the moment she last saw him. Either this means that during their argument in the song “My Goodbye” — which mind you, is the song directly after “Remember Them” — she was blinded with rage because he didn’t follow her instructions, or that she was so blinded with the fact that he disobeyed her, she didn’t think to look past that and see why he disobeyed her.

The next few lines support this and truly show her guilt, seeing as after Athena says:

“Let’s see where you’ve been…”

The song cuts to Aeolus’ game, then to Poseidon’s encounter, Circe’s confrontation, Tiresias’ vision, the Siren’s massacre, Scylla’s cost and then Zeus’ retribution. Notice how every song that plays signified a major event that changed the course of Odysseus’ travels. However, these were all events that Athena wasn’t guiding Odysseus in any way. This either means that she was purely just going along the timeline of his journey to see where he went, or she also wanted to see just how far he went without her help, being that in the song “We’ll Be Fine” during the Wisdom Saga, she says:

“I had a friend before and he was a lot like you…” “I helped him fight through war but he had his demons too…” “And then we grew apart…” “Then his light went dark..”

“And so I thought, maybe, if I made a different call, maybe, if I hadn't missed it all, maybe he'd be fine… Maybe we'd unwind…” “Maybe, if I help another soul, maybe, if I helped you reach your goal, life could be that bright…! I could sleep at night…!”

During this, when she calls Odysseus her “friend”, either she means that she truly did see him as more than a student all that time she mentored him and didn’t want to tell Odysseus because she was afraid she’d look weak to him, or after she cut ties with him, she realized that she cared about Odysseus more than she let on.

3.) Lastly, during the song “Ruthlessness” in the Ocean Saga, when Poseidon was taking his revenge on Odysseus and his crew for making Polyphemus suffer, the rage and hatred towards them was genuine, to the point that were it not for Odysseus’ quick thinking, their journey would’ve ended there. Now, compare it to Zeus during the song “Thunder Bringer” in the Thunder Saga. Zeus was toying with them. Almost like he didn’t care about the situation and was only using it for entertainment. This parallel really tells you a lot about the brothers and how they’re like, Poseidon being unforgiving and ruthless hehehe get it? Because you know… it-it’s his song… when necessary but “chill with the waves” — his words, not mine — because that’s how the sea is. Calm but unforgiving. As for Zeus, he’s flamboyant and passive, not really caring about who or what he hurts as he makes a grand musical number before he strikes, much like how like thunder and lighting do.

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[moonsfantasyworld]

tis time to change moonlight from my pfp sorry bby but tumblr is the only place where i dont have a cookie run pfp yet, once cotl is the main bainrot she may come back

[astranne]

VISIT OF A HERO !blue lock

kunigami rensuke x gn! reader

notes // i watched the bllk anime and i‘m still having war flashbacks of the manga, which i read probably a year ago?? i don’t know and i don’t care because this was a good decision. going back to my multifandom blog origins LMAO so don’t be surprised if y‘all be getting blue lock content hehe and ofc kunigami has the honor <33 also, this was not proofread, it's literally a bainrot/word vomit so yeah- also, first work in the new year yay!!

wc // 652

tags // @stellumi , @keqism , @venexus for you my darlings <3

You knew Kunigami was in this… project that was announced days ago. Whole Japan was in turmoil, and there were whispers. About those who had already left- those who had already lost. There was nothing but tears and ashes of them left, their future career destroyed for just one striker. 

Oh how you hoped and prayed that this one striker was him, your hero, soon everyone’s hero. He deserved it, so long he had worked hard, training hard while sweat was running down his face, muscle aches paining him- he deserves it. He deserves being in Blue Lock, in this insane project, after all it meant he was one of the chosen ones, one of those many, many soccer players who were just better. 

You knew Kunigami deserved this, but you still worried. After all, you didn’t know what exactly happened there, if he got enough breaks, enough time to rest. You worried, you worried he would lose himself but the moment your mind started spiraling, you chided yourself, believing in Kunigami, believing in his strength as human and as a striker. 

It was unknown to you, when he would return, and if he ever would. If he would come out at the top, he would travel to train more, he wouldn’t come back to you. You knew this, you knew this the moment Kunigami became your boyfriend. He was a nice guy, of course, but he was also an egoist. How could he not be, as a striker? How often he had to cancel your dates, because the training was timed longer, because he wanted to run more, to shoot more goals, to be better. And everytime it hurt, deep in your chest, a stinging pain but you were also filled with pride. Kunigami has always given his best and he was yours. Yours alone to hug, to kiss, to love- he was yours and you were his. And even if it hurt, being left behind while he went to train, while he went to this insane project, you were so proud of him, you were so proud it hurt. It hurts to love him and maybe this was exactly why you did. 

You knew Kunigami was selfish, after all he wanted to be the best and have you by his side, regardless how he neglected you for his training. You could never be angry at him, not for this reason, not when he was so nice, so loving, so- not when he was yours, even if he gave his heart to soccer long ago. 

You knew Kunigami was an egoist, even if it was hidden, hidden behind his handsome face and a nice character. And so you were surprised, when you opened the door, with him greeting you with a blinding smile on his face. Before you could even ask him what he was doing here, he had your face in his calloused hands, taking you in, with love clear in his eyes. 

“I striked some goals in matches against other teams. They give points you know, gift points. Food, a phone or a day off. And I needed to see you.” Need. He needed to visit you, he wanted to hold you again, to kiss you, to keep you close, even for just one day. He was selfish, egoistic, greedy, always has been. He wanted you and he wanted to be Japan’s striker, he wanted to be the best striker, he wanted to win, always, since he was young. But he will only do so with you by his side. 

You knew Kunigami was a hero, because strikers have always been hero in his eyes. And so he left you, after one of the best days in your life, left to train, to be selfish, to be egoistic again. He left to be a hero, for you and for the whole world. 

And you would wait for him, always. 

ASTRANNE 2023

[pangolin-404]

masked bainrot so bad it has me listening to bad romance by lady gaga