johnnysmith

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Need a girl with a hole so big I can find shelter inside from the elements

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On Tumblr dot com when you say that you had sex before 20 they either act like you saw Bigfoot or start talking about societal decline

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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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gif request meme

marvel ↪ #7 favorite villain  |  requested by hoechofahale [insp]

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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

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Are you cishet

Is this blog being run by a cishet man

Please i need answers

You don't need to know that

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「 H E L L O ? 」

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the "cannibalism as a metaphor for love" enthusiasts when a rap lyric is mildly scandalous

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my theory on why ghost face isn't allowed in 2v8

spicier version under the cut

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Beach date 🏝️🪤

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Back to Pandaria

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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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hey yall!!! i’m writing a paper on using preferred pronouns for a class and i wanted to share the first paragraph i wrote because i like it!!

I believe in using preferred pronouns. The reason I hold this belief so strongly, no joke, ties in directly with my take on the meaning of life. To be honest, we’re all just floating about on this space orb we call Earth, there isn’t much rhyme or reason to anything we do. But you know what’s the coolest thing we can do on this funky ball? We can make people happy! We can spread joy, legitimately the most rad superpower and any of us can do it! “But!” I hear you say as you read this (I have very good hearing), “I haven’t a dime to my name for spreading such joy”. To this I say fear not! Because a specific, wonderful group of people use something called “preferred pronouns”. I absolutely LOVE learning a person’s preferred pronouns, because in my eyes, it’s as if being offered a magic key, engraved with the words “hey! If you ever want to make me feel happy, use this!”. Dear friend, you have just given me a superpower, and I cannot wait to use it!