#bagel boy

[roguegreaser]

ykw dont even worry about the ham by guy Hamboy over here has got you covered

My God

[rooshoom]

I cannot stop thinking about the scene where Spot goes “inside himself” (pic below because I have no idea how else to rephrase this scene).

What if he was able to store things in there, hide there when he wants to be left alone? Could other people go in there? His little pocket dimension has so much potential to be written about, I’m going crazy thinking about all the possibilities.

[askexplotale]

I would like to forcefully take the bagel back now

MY BAGELLLL :(

[emojiburst]

This one is more like a Discord sticker, actually. It took me probably as long as all of those emojis put together.

Worth it.

[carduelism]

Hyperfixated on bagels so hard its scored me a job. Minimum wage but alas

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[coreglia]

Two Things Happened

One Was Fire, The Other Rain “If we could see our memories in advance, would we do anything differently?” From the movie What Happens Later, written by Meg Ryan. Larry and I were on a walk a few mornings ago. It was early, 8:30 a.m., well earlyish for retirees. The sun was up, the birds were tweeting (not for Elon), and the trees along the streets were just starting to turn from green to an…

[enciendeelfuego]

[nottsangel]

since it's almost and basically summer, consider this: a warm afternoon cuddle in bed w theo n u start lazily rubbing your ass into his hardening cock. and he's groaning in your neck, kissing along your jaw ..... UGH

ohhh… he’d have his arms wrapped tightly around you, the humid room so quiet you could hear his slow heartbeat thumping. you feel peaceful, the occasional cool summer breeze through the open windows feeling nice against your hot skin as you softly hear birds chirping. with the damp sheets barely covering you both, you unintentionally push against him, your ass pressing against his cock, instantly eliciting a groan from him. “hmm.”

with a sly smile spreading on your face, you now purposely press further against him, wiggling your ass as his hands trail to your hips, gripping them tightly. you know exactly what that means— he’s warning you that if you continue teasing him, you’ll have to face the consequences as well.

“theo…” you murmur, feeling his hot breath against your skin before he gently leaves a trail of soft kisses on your neck and jawline, making you more needy for him as you let out a soft whine. “my pretty girl.” his hands roam over your body, roughly massaging your tits as he presses himself against you, feeling his boner gradually grow harder.

“fuck, i— i need you, theo.” you plead, unable to wait any longer. you hear him chuckle at your eagerness, his hand slowly moving to your core, rubbing your clothed and already soaked pussy. you feel so desperate, yearning to feel more of him as soft pleas leave your lips. “shhh, i got you, bella. gonna make you feel so fucking good.”

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[clancysstole]

[lyriumsings]

Ok but also can i just say the effect of the spot as a character was done SO WELL?? even from the trailers i wrote him off i didn’t take him seriously at all. like “oh look at this silly doofus stealing an atm lmao” but like that was clearly a mistake. and also like ngl kinda mean? like no one was listening to him!! at all!! he tries to tell miles even the shop owner that like “hey this isn’t like me i just recently lost everything i’ve never stolen before in my life lol basically i’m desperate” and he’s just kinda “ok villain of the week shut up now i have things to do” (which i mean understandable miles is a kid lol) and like it’s really understandable why spot goes down the path that he does!!?? and the worst part is it was avoidable if someone just helped him or was just kind to him tbh like damn. esp knowing miles felt the same!! he felt ignored and unheard! it’s just sad! but also ngl his level up was reALLY cool!!

[roguegreaser]

bro there is Nothing i could say to you anonymously that i wouldnt say to you normally

Shut up boy before I ship you to Europe

[squidsinashirt]

I have never once seen you eat anything other than a bagel, John.

I know this is a weak question compared to the previous ones from others, but I'm curious.

How does TB5 work? Not as in systems 'n stuff, but as in where do you sleep, are the toilets space ones or normal ones, do you have a shower and if yes, how. Do you eat anything other than bagels?

Sorry for the long, kinda weird question, and have a nice day!

(also eh... you wouldn't mind sending someone over to uh... get me out of this sinkhole, right? Wouldn't wanna be a bother, just eh.. asking...)

-🍞

Thank you for your message 🍞.

It's important to direct all calls to an appropriate emergency line when needed - please do not use this channel to request assistance. I trust that the sinkhole you referenced is related to the situation attended by International Rescue earlier this week and your rescue was satisfactory.

On this note, I have been informed that the end-of-year report requires satisfaction statistics so please rate our services on a 5 point scale, with 1 indicating some improvement needed and 5 indicating you were rescued from your situation.

I have pointed out that there is some sampling bias in this kind of survey, since only those who survive these events unscathed are likely to leave a rating, and have been thusly informed that my protests are "unnecessarily morbid" and "indicate something is deeply wrong with [my] psyche".

...

With regards to your questions regarding TB5, I can inform you that I have access to all basic amenities including sleeping quarters, bathrooms, and yes... a shower. The water is directed in jets that provides the appropriate force so the stream may be directed temporarily even when the gravity ring is not engaged, but I must say, I do prefer showering when the ring is employed. If this is not possible due to scheduled maintenance, a simple washcloth will suffice, and if there is an emergency resulting in the gravity ring being damaged, I have more important considerations than showering, I can assure you.

Finally, yes I eat food other than bagels. Unfortunately, the cheeseburgers Virgil sends are usually cold when they reach me, so it's better as a meal option on Earth.

[luckyyharms]

Support Shelby Shubble! Don't censor Wilbur Soot/Will Gold's name - the more his public image becomes inseparable from his LITERAL CRIMES, the less likely he is to regain a platform or be able to continue to hurt people! Don't send him threats, but do send support to the actual victims! Any speculation or pressure on other content creators will not help!

[basil-is-adorbs]

Happy birthday to me!! 👏🌸💕🎉I drew a flying Basil for the occasion

[bee-anon01]

Yeah, leave it to this guy to make a wish that's mild lmfao

hey as the official sand anon:

@superstar-ninja-jay-walker answered with a 10

@jaywalkingwalker-irl answered with a "yes sign me tf up" which i will interpret as a 10

@ultimateninjajay-irl answered with a 15

and now you've answered with a 100+ (which is probably only beaten by "girl dinner" by @nadakhan-irl)

- sprite anon

good to know i’m clearly the best Jay