#badasses be like

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Good Girls 1x10 | The Rookie 5x15

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

…So about that leg pouch

[ditzybat]

tim: nah man, i stay away from drugs, last time i touched that stuff i killed someone

jason: you… killed someone?

tim: i mean, she was resuscitated after and definitely set it up so i would kill her (i think), but you know it’s the principle of the matter right?

jason: that’s an original experience i fear

[chloesimaginationthings]

Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF

[datcravat]

In the name of Hades, I'll punish you!

[haveihitanerve]

I have this idea/theory that like when Bruce was just starting out, early twenties, “im going to make a difference!” batman, he was like known, somewhat, by at least most of the crinimals, oh some dude dressed as a bat beat up larry the other day? Hm. skill issue. Type of thing..

And then one night, theres a goon on patrol for some little operation. A more… violent goon lets say. And Bruce lands in front of him, cape billowing, white eyes narrowed, and the goon is like “shiii he does look pretty cool. Fuck ‘im tho.” and he does what any other goon would do, he pulls out his gun and fires. Once. Twice. Three times. 

He sees the bullets make contact. Watches as they hit the suit. Go through it. Because this is still prototype four or five, its not fully kevlar, atp its still basically just cloth with some armor in certain places. 

The goon can see blood circles forming where the bullets hit. Blood drips to the floor. But Bruce? Bruce keeps on walking towards him, not a limp or waver in his step. Because its Gotham. Because if he wasn't willing and prepared to get shot at he should've picked a different city. 

And thats when The Bat becomes infamous. Because what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck he just keeps coming- i shot him three times-!

And years later, when Dick is on clean up duty as punishment for some elaborate stunt he pulled, organizing old files and plugging them into the batcomputer, he finds the file. And holy shit. Thats- actually kinda cool…

[that1notetaker]

Au where neither of them are gods. The lamb dies first over slow poison, and Narinder fights for Death's title so they can meet again. Funny thing is that The lamb has been fighting for the Life's Title from beyond the veil with the same intention, unknowingly making it so they physically cannot be in each other's presence. They still find ways to make it work out by the end.

[hellsitegenetics]

okay so i'm looking for another project and i'm lacking some creative inspiration so here goes.... whatever organism BLAST says my ask is, i will try and make out of clay!!! hopefully no super thin parts or really tall but if that's what the BLAST gods deem appropriate, oh well.

ALSO i love this blog so much !!!! thank you for sparking joy on this hellsite <333333

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[luminousstardust]

this staging has me gnawing at my enclosure because being possessed and standing against your party in general sucks but BEING PHYSICALLY SEPARATED FROM THEM????? THE WEB IN THE BACKGROUND AND AIMEE IN THE CENTER???????

[mythic-vortex]

I had the idea of Pearl yoinking some of Marie’s summerfest drip and BOY DOES SHE LOOK SO EMINEM CODED

[lingrimmart]

G: I have a Tiefling chracter now too (to DnD with friends)!

Human: So, what's your name, Tiefling?

Tiefling: Matches.

Human: Matches? Like the wooden sticks with the fiery tip?

Tiefling: Yup, that’s the one. Let’s not make a big deal out of it. It’s just a name.

Human: The name’s fine, just thought it’d be something more… infernal. Like Malethos or something.

Tiefling: /sigh/ My mom said I could pick any name I wanted. She believed it would bring me luck. Her name was "Hope," and I just loved that stupid box of matches and played with them all the time. You know what happened next? Well, she's dead and I’m not, and it seems this name matched me after all. Now let's go and loot this place already, all right?

[dimensionzero]

miles booking it through the spiderverse HQ with approximately a million spidermen after his ass like my guy. you can turn invisible

[earlycuntsets]

you'll have to forgive me. this is history to me

gerard: frankie's mouth was all over my hair. that was like really gross but at the same time it's still kinda hot. yknow what I mean?

audience: 🦗

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edit: @vriska-serketboard brought up that it also sounds like "frankie's mouth was all over my hand" honestly I can hear both.

show recorded by spaceyraygun 12/18/2002 trocadero theater philadelphia pa

[pastawayallday]

My shot for @rottmntmovie-fananimated !

I finished it at lightning speed because Uni is about to crush me, but I couldn't pass on such an occasion. Also, I got to animate my queen (rip).

[idolomantises]

its always fun designing a character i think looks neat and then i get a bunch of messages from people who want them carnally.