#bad qsmp au ideas

[ursulaincorporated]

Bad(?) QSMP Ideas

Okay, so maybe not bad but post-apocalyptic QSMP where instead of the Finale (which I still have not watched because I want to be delulu a little longer), the Federation is like “fuck this. Tired of the residents ruining our shit.” And kidnaps the residents this time.

They learned from the prison though. If the residents have their kids to get back, they will cause more problems. So they fucking like cryo-freeze the islanders (some of them for the second time) so they can’t cause any more problems until the Feds figure out what they are going to do about this.

They try to track down the kids to do the same but the eggs are even more “fuck this, I’m out.” And they are on the run now. Hiding in abandoned homes, trying to make their way back to their old homes so they can find their parents and get them out. Tensions are high. Chayanne is more stressed out because he’s in charge of everyone again, but with four new kids added on top of that.

Leo and Sunny regressed back to senseless bickering. Tallulah won’t talk to literally anyone. Ramón and Dapper are doing their best to keep everyone to killing each other. Richas and Pomme are trying to keep the younger ones calm. Empanda just wants her moms back. Pepito’s being a handful. Chunsik is trying his best (I’m a Philza main. He met him once, I’m sorry. I don’t know enough about him.)

The kids are constantly doing their best to adventure out further and further away from new Spawn to get back to the old Spawn. They know their parents are being held there. But the Federation wants them back. They’ve sent out the worst of the worst to hunt them down. Codes and the like.

Eventually, they make it back, miraculously in one piece, and they set out to find where their parents are being held. Everyone’s split up by languages again and frozen so the kids have to argue about who they are going to try to save first. After all, once they save one group, the Federation will know.

And nothing stops them from using the remaining residents are leverage against the eggs now.

[aoral]

I'm not good at this :( I guess I will just... go on . ? (for @tubborucho 's soulfire headcon) (Tubbo's origin edition) (prev hc post)

Tubbo doesn't know how to do this at first. Bad reached out to him before the 20-year-old had even half a heart to pay any attention outside of the funeral, his hand still gripping the last flower Fred had gifted him. Bad dragged him to the small picnic space that Bad built - somewhere around the recreation of the soulfire base that he would later realize - it's warm. Warmer than his factory, somehow, and you would think that the factory was pretty stuffy and hot because of the machines constantly powered but that is wrong, the factory is cold - the floor is cold, and he really didn't care where he slept, so he slept through the windy and windless nights on the oil-stained ground, passing out with a wrench in his hand and nothing but thin and torn clothing.

We are getting off-topic. Anyway.

Bad brought him muffins. Chocolate, mostly because he was baking them with Dapper. With his warmth and underlying, subconscious trust in the man, Tubbo fell asleep under the distractingly good smell of muffins. It is not something he used to have, purgatory is leaving him paranoid and anxious but staying here makes him feel safe. Perhaps it's because he only felt safe at the base during purgatory. Maybe he knew Bad made a base near here. Maybe that is why he felt safe. Maybe it's because Bad himself, his right-hand man, his trust that was not misplaced.

They made muffins together after he woke up (waking surprisingly earlier than he had in mind is tiring) Bad insisted on him staying but Tubbo needed to go back to Sunny, she must've missed him (for compensation he brought a stash of muffins back to the factory)

[alchemicaladarna]

Demon Royalty au part 1

This was supposed to be a simple vampire!Bagi/demon princess!Tina au but I got carried away while researching the nether biomes so here we are lmaoo

Ironmouse- Queen of the Underworld

Castle resides in the Nether Wastes region

Oversees all the Nether capitals/kingdoms/demon kind

And business concerning the Overworld's access to the Nether

Tina- Princess of the Seven Capital Vices

Castle resides in Warped Forest region

7 deadly sins reflect the Seven Capital Vices (regions) and are named: Avaritia, Luxuria, Invidia, Gula, Ira, Acedia, Vanagloria

Helps Mouse with matters concerning demon kind/the kingdom's subjects

Bad- Prince of Death (Grim Reaper)

Castle resides in the Soulsand Valley

Also has connections and access over ancient cities/deep dark

Mostly rules over matters concerning dead mortals/making sure souls pass properly

Bad's role is like Hades' in greek mythology basically

Yangdding- Highest ranking demon general

Main fortress resides in the Crimson Forests

Leads Mouse's armies

Has a lot of experience exploring the different biomes, fighting, and resolving conflicts between demons

Still a part of demon nobility but doesn't "rule" over anything, so no royal title

Basically a brief summary of how the Nether Kingdom works:

Demons are still looked down upon by many people from the Overworld, but that's mainly due to the many millenia of tyrannical demon rulers and the power they abused to instill fear into the people of the Overworld. Eventually, the Nether Kingdom became impoverished because of the corrupt governing, until IronMouse- a "lowly demon" stepped in to try to change things. A civil war ensued, but the rebellion led by Mouse, Bad, and Tina won and Mouse took the throne as the new Demon Queen.

She changed a lot of things including how long a ruler should stay in power, since technically, one crowned demon can rule forever. Mouse declared that demon rulers can stay in power for 1000 years maximum before they must eventually find a successor to take their place. Mouse's dynasty has just reached its 650th year when the story takes place. Ironmouse wants to establish peace with the people of the Overworld, and they mainly stay out of Overworld wars. That is, until the ancient conflict between demons and vampires arises and escalates once more...

I want to go over the vampires and Bagi's role, but I think that requires a separate post XD

[cosmic-d1ce]

Bbh telling Phil he's been in love with the guy that ruined his life

[notbangoose]

Instead of both being experiments, I think it would be really funny if the goldfinchduo were just mindwiped scientist from the federation.

Not really a theory or anything, just a au of mine. Though I do have to say, with what I know from the character lore (fandom osmosis due to being Jaiden Pov), it feels more fitting to me than project bluebird. That is, with Jaiden having implied to have helped cucurucho in the past and Foolish being an immortal being. Anyways--

Foolish disguises himself as a normal human and decides to hang with these group of scientists he found on some deserted island out of boredom

The Federation is still in its early stages, still small, but very much starting to turn more unethical.

Though through the weird human and animal experiments, he befriends a scientist going under the alias Bluebird

She's just another human scientist that helps create assets for the federation, having made some of the helpers on the island (I have conflicting headcanons on whether the federation workers are body horror nightmares or robots but I'm bad at articulating them so)

He thinks the bear guys are rad as hell and she thinks Foolish is a nice dude to talk to, fast friends

Though eventually, the federation gets more... federation-y and Bluebird starts to realize that things are kind of fucked up (she found the children in the basement/j)

"I dont think we're good people"

"Well yeah I'm pretty sure you guys go hand in hand with some of the other cults I've been in-- maybe with just more labcoats"

"What?"

Anyways, as things progressed they eventually get mindwiped for 'perfection' and get seperated

Foolish somehow gets off the island (back in normal totem shark form), though memory erased. While he gradually gets his pre-island memories back, he doesn't remember being a fed worker. Also Bad found him, Foolish just pretended to know him until the amnesia went away.

Bluebird gets bluebirded (Also my headcanon that the federation birds are basically uncanny valley freaks to any actual avians plays into this-- think a wolf seeing a dog, a being like you but dulled)

Currently, they have a weird deja vu feeling about the other, but they dont know why

They're kindred spirits either way

Also in this au the Feds don't realize that Foolish is their ex employee until before the point in canon where he gets (re)hired by them to arrest Pac and Mike

Im really bad at explaining the fics my mind creates so ill try my best to draw them out sometime

[shikai-the-storyteller]

If I had ridiculous amounts of time and energy (and also a working tablet) I'd totally be making tons of QSMP animatics to songs from old 90s / 80s movies.

[sagesparrow394]

My brain’s had a real urge to listen to the soundtracks of the Hatchetfield musicals and oops now I’ve been brainstorming QSMP AUs for all of them

All well and good until I have to acknowledge the crossovers between the musicals. Hm. Paul and Emma appear in some capacity in all three. How does that work if Charlie and Mariana are my Paul and Emma in TGWDLM, but I want them to be Linda and Gerald in Black Friday and Pete and Steph in NPMD

“Hey Sage couldn’t that just be solved by not having Charlie and Mariana be such pivotal roles in all three musicals” THEY’RE MY FAVS THEY GET THE PRIVILEGES

And don’t even get me started on thinking about Nightmare Time, that would get too complicated to even process-

[notsogoodangel]

Guess who made a QSMP AU about Martyn being on the Island?!

This is just some barfing I did while dealing with Carpal Tunnel, so if you see some of them and think, "Why is the lineart so bad here?" That's why. I developed Carpal Tunnel and refused to stop and/or remove my brace.

Anyway, I still have no idea how Martyn would have gotten to the island within the logic on the island, like I'm sure Doc sent him there, but I have no idea if he would have being already there or was sent on a boat by the island or what. I do know that they will probably contact him because of his experience dealing with Watchers as someone who seemed to break out of their grasp, and the Federation thinks what they have on their hand is a Watcher since, you know, tricked a bunch of people into a secluded area and forcing to kill each other for its entrainment is all very Watcher-y behavior.

What they didn't know is that he seems close to the notorious Federation hater and anarchist Philza, like, sure, they look similar, but you can't blame them! All white men look the same!

[crypticf1sh]

Barfff they’d find eachother in every universe or whatever 🤢

I am having insane difficulties with drawing rn but here’s a very self-indulgent AU of Tommy on the qsmp

A while back Bad shared an ending to the dsmp that would’ve revealed that the members of the dsmp were a collection of people ripped from their respective realities by DXD.

So my idea here is Tommy’s original reality was the qsmp and after the dsmp ended she was brought back to her proper reality.

I’ll undoubtedly explain this more later

[bonesandthebees]

guys. we are missing out on the potential of an elementary school PTA au for qsmp. think real housewives kind of drama. quackity is the PTA president because he's old friends with a lot of the school board even though he doesn't show up to like half the meetings because he's busy. there's so much gossip about who the father of his kid is and he definitely gets judgemental side eye from the other parents about it. tilin is doing well at least? even if they do spend more time at roier and jaiden's house than their own sometimes.

bad is another other single parent but he doesn't get gossiped about because he always runs the bake sale fundraiser and does a great job at it so no one wants to upset him. bad and dapper are the type of parent child duo where bad keeps dapper up to date on ALL the drama going on with the other parents (to a child friendly degree) and dapper is going to grow up to be the worst gossip just like his dad.

no one knows what the fuck is going on with charlie and mariana's marriage. if you ask charlie they're in the middle of a divorce. if you ask mariana they're doing perfectly well they just got into a couple's spat this week and charlie is dramatic. what do you mean it happens every week? no no you misunderstood they're doing fine they're definitely not getting a divorce. literally the only thing they have going for them is how both of them went to bat for juanaflippa when she told them she was a girl it's the sole reason the other parents respect them. what's a more pressing issue is that juanaflippa keeps trying to start fights on the playground and instead of discouraging her charlie and mariana both cheer her on and give her lessons on how to punch people.

phil is one of the older parents and is already experienced since he has an adult child and wasn't planning on having another, but he's done the parent game before which is probably part of why chayanne is at the top of his class while also excelling in his karate classes, softball practice, cross country team, etc. missa is his trophy husband who's just happy to be there. literal "she's everything / he's just ken" moment.

yknow when there's that one mom in the PTA group who is very stereotypically attractive and everyone is convinced she was the mistress for her current husband and caused his last divorce? that's foolish. no one trusts him to be around their partners despite the fact that he didn't cheat!!! at the same time, the minute doors are closed everyone is trying to flirt with him and gets frustrated when he insists he's loyal to vegetta. at least leonarda seems happy.

jaiden and roier are like the picture perfect parents with bobby. he and chayanne constantly compete for the top spot in their class. both jaiden and roier work as lawyers and there was a rumor going around that they were representing charlie and mariana respectively for potential divorce number 3 but this didn't seem to cause any tension between them. roier takes over to lead the PTA meetings when quackity can't make it while jaiden sits in the corner awkwardly trying to keep charlie from getting into an argument with mariana again.

no one has seen spreen in ages. there's another rumored divorce going on between him and fit but instead of making it as public as charlie and mariana's problems fit just makes snide comments about his absent husband here and there.

tallulah transferred to the school in the middle of the year and phil invited wilbur to the PTA meetings so he could be involved in the school. quackity and wilbur are exes and while wilbur insists tilin isn't his kid no one quite believes him. he's a very young single parent though and clearly has no idea what he's doing so even if it's a bit strange that his kid is almost the same age as his little brother chayanne, the other parents are relieved that phil seems to be taking the reigns to help him out. also wilbur is a famous musician and he's gotten asked for autographs from some of the other parents of kids in tallulah's class.

dan and maxo only showed up to the first PTA meeting and never came back. trump transferred schools and no one has heard from them since.

[apollos-boyfriend]

regarding the fandom attempting to push ironmouse into cellbit’s (+ roier’s) kid, a thing i’ve noticed is the infantilizing of ironmouse/her character isn’t just in the insistence of the nuclear family. it’s definitely a part of it, yes, but the part that really just shows how little self-awareness there is to it is how mousey is being portrayed. in 90% of the fanart i’ve seen of her being cellbit’s “kid”, she’s drawn as a child. she is literally being infantilized.

this is bad enough on its own, obviously. worse considering mousey is older than cellbit irl, and her vtuber character (by extension, arguably her qsmp character) is over six thousand years old. what REALLY drives the nail into the coffin, though, is when you compare how people have been portraying her vs how they’ve been portraying roier. roier, who has had other characters canonically adopt his, whose dads also have another child, much like how spiderbit has richarlyson. i have never seen art of roier alongside the fooligetta family where he’s drawn as a child. he’s been adopted for months now, and i have yet to come across it once. does that mean there’s no art of that sort out there? no, of course not. but it’s clearly a more niche idea, not a fandom wide consensus of how their dynamic works and likely more tied to aus than anything else. mousey has been on the server for 3 days. i have not seen a single piece of fanart depicting her and cellbit as a family where she is not drawn as a literal child. and she’s not even canonically his child.

it isn’t a coincidence that, out of two people in nearly-identical scenarios, the woman is the only one being infantilized.

[ursulaincorporated]

Bad QSMP au ideas - Laundromat AU

It’s a “modern au” in the sense that it takes place in the real world. Quesadilla Island is a city rather than an island. Phil lives at the top of an apartment building, the Federation is the government force of the city, etc.

Everything is exactly the same plot wise though. They still end up in Quesadilla by train. The Brazilians still get in a boat wreck. The French crash land into Phil’s apartment building.

But all the lore happens in a laundromat. For some reason, literally no one is allowed to own laundry machines. Everyone has to use the laundromat. It becomes the meeting hotspot. When the Federation starts acting up, they talk about it while folding their tee-shirts. Ordem Theoritas’s home base is in this fucking laundromat, in the back room, where everyone can fold their fucking socks and talk about taking down the government.

Except, literally all the lore happens in this laundromat. The “codes”, the eggs showing up, the Presidential elections. I mean, literally every fucking this happens in this laundromat. Baghera gets coords to visit this place and finds out her past as an experiment in the Federation and it’s under the FUCKING LAUNDROMAT.

This doesn’t mean they can’t ever leave the laundromat. They do. They have lovely lives outside of it. Phil still has his sanctuary. Everyone has their own homes. The Federation has their own building. They try. They try so hard to do things in other places and it never works out. They always find themselves back at the laundromat somehow.

I don’t know why I started brainrotting over this idea. I think it’s just funny if they started another meeting about the codes trying to kill their kids and it’s in the middle of a fucking dryer that’s heaving like it’s going to die any second.

[oheck-trainwreck]

I adore the helicopter news reporter bit, so I’m making it an AU.

It’s called ‘The Catastrophe Crew’ (unless someone has a better name) and it follows the crew of a news helicopter for channel 11. Also it’s a tv show.

This news helicopter specializes in disaster reporting, earning them the nickname ‘catastrophe crew.’ It starts out as natural disasters, like forest fires and flash floods, but in later episodes, it escalates to bigger stuff like an alien invasion and zombie apocalypse.

Through some bullshit or other they always manage to save the day, letting the planet live another day.

Characters:

Badboyhalo: the main character, cameraman turned news reporter. Everyone else who has been assigned to work as the catastrophe crew’s reporter has either died or been relocated by upper management, which means that bad often had to step in and finish the field reporting. Eventually they realized it was better to just have him report from behind the camera.

Tubbo: the helicopter pilot. He often makes commentary and snide comments that only bad can hear (his mic only connects to the headphone communication system, while Bad’s connects to the station’s broadcast audio systems (I don’t know how this stuff works :/ )). I’m not sure what else he would do, but he’d be a part of the main cast

There might be other members of the crew in the helicopter, but I’m not sure who (send ideas!)

Skeppy (maybe): the catastrophe crew’s in-studio reporter. He was the helicopter reporter for a short while, but got moved by upper management. Everyone knows that there is something going on between him and bad, but no one’s sure exactly what.

Cucurucho: upper management. He low key has a crush on bad, but bad is oblivious. Cucurucho removed skeppy from the in-copter crew because he got jealous of how close they were.

Frank: used to be one of the crew’s field reporters, he is now MIA after a helicopter crash in a disaster. Everyone believes he’s dead, but bad is convinced he’s still out there somewhere. Frank owes bad 10 dollars.

I want to include more Qsmp members, but I’m not sure where to put them. If you have any ideas, please send them.

I’ll probably draw some of the characters later (when I have time), but for now it’s just a vague concept.

[ravenw1ngs]

Visions of Violet

aka a Tubbo-centric QSMP/VH crossover AU, set during the events of Purgatory

Tubbo is CaptainSparkles and Iskall's son

some time before the start of the QSMP, the Federation yoinked Tubbo for...reasons, which eventually resulted in the other islanders finding him (and the others) in the ice prison

although the Federation attempted to completely wipe Tubbo's memories of his life before the island, he frequently has dreams of people and places he knew before, especially the Vault Hunters

while Jordan is Ianite's champion still, Tubbo does have a connection to her, which he regains during the first Purgatory

Player data/code is an in-world thing, and it can be manipulated either by the player (via glamours, to hide or change their appearance) or can be influenced by powerful beings

^ Tubbo's appearance when he's freed from the ice prison is mostly human, but with pointed ears and horns

The Observer/Watcher in Purgatory is a fallen Watcher, also for reasons

Purgatory is a bit tweaked bc of the time limits, the fact that you can't actually live off of tea, and Tubbo's two-day absence to stream on national television gets an in-world excuse

obviously a Soulfire POV interpretation of Purgatory, but everyone's having a bad time and no one is exempt from doing wrong, here

characters that have had their relationships with Tubbo explored so far: Bad, Tina, Fit, Pac, Niki, Phil

characters that will have their relationships with Tubbo explored/further explored by the end of this fic: Etoiles, Bagi, probably more Fit+ Pac (although if I get to the third fic in this series, that's peak morning crew hours), definitely more with Phil, inevitably more with Bad and Tina

If I get through the trilogy of fics, I'm also trying to tie up as many loose ends from the main QSMP cannon as possible. I don't think I'll be fitting in Creation lore (as much as I love it, it doesn't fit super well in this AU), but so far I have ideas to address:

why the Federation exists/its end goals/why the islanders were taken to begin with

why Tubbo specifically ended up in the ice prison, and when

mapping out the universe to make real-world countries and also Minecraft make sense (a little silly but important to me)

why the Watcher exists and why he's there. Also why the Little Buddies are a thing and why they're important

Some stuff with the Code

the eggs'/kids' origins

potentially (?) how they escape Quesadilla Island (not sure if this will be in the main series of fics or if it'll be a post-canon thing) as well as where everyone goes after lol

If anyone has any suggestions for other unfinished plot lines that you've always wanted to see resolved, or questions for me, feel free to send them!

[greygoldennight]

Okay, being held a gunpoint so I need to post this /j

QSMP AUs (so far), it’s literally only 3 but like, I enjoy these ideas (Also if you see a pattern in these aus no u didn’t):

Enderdeal: au starts post-prison, Phil makes a deal with EK (who heavy manipulates him through his lack of protection from Rose and his lack of adequate ability to protect Chay and Lullah now that all his stuff is gone) in a desperate bid to keep his family safe. Part of the deal slowly corrupts Phil, giving him some ender-like traits, mostly the irratation at eye contact and moments of instinct mode disassociation, causing him to become more paternal towards the eggs (meaning man can and will kidnap the eggs back to his nest). Also includes: Morning crew (Fit, Pac, Tubbo, Cellbit, Bagi, Baghera, and Etolies) forming a “WTF is wrong with Phil” squad and trying to keep and eye on him without tipping him off that they know something’s up, a more active Missa actually finding out smth’s wrong with Phil, and the eggs attempting to find a way to contact Rose. (this was inspired by @isa-ghost AMFMN)

King!Phil: bad ending of the EK arc. Phil’s fully possessed by EK and attempts to overthrow the Feds. basically a better version of that one arc from that one cc we don’t talk about. This one wasn’t as fleshed out in my head, mostly I just drew evil Phil and went “yes, I’mma start a story in this” and never went much further than a fight scene w/ Fit, Etolies, Cellbit, and Baghera. And the idea of Missa, Chay, and Lullah being protected by the spirit of Techno.

Q-Osmp Au: Originally, this was inspired by @pepper-mintzyy osmp au writings. Basically, I’ve thrown Missa (phantom), Cellbit(cat), Roier(arachnid), Fit(human), Pac(starborn), Bagi(cat/vampire), Tina(unknown rn, just wanted to add lesbians), Jaiden(elytrian), Baghera(avian), Maximus(bear, this one was a suggestion), and Mariana(fallen angel???) into osmp. The idea has been: Roier, Cellbit, Missa, maybe Tina and Bagi, have no memory of qsmp, and just are travelers. Fit and Pac (with Ramon and maybe Richas, might throw him with Cellbit and Roier) have traveled from Qsmp to Osmp after corpse hole rescue. the rest have arrived via tubbtrain and cross-server portal. may or may not have their memories from qsmp, since the rest are recent additions.

And here are all my QSMP AUs! I have sketches for each, some are more recent than others. Honestly these have been rattling around my head but I haven’t had a ton of time to flesh them into a coherent story.

[numberonetacostan]

hi its your honorary microphone fictionkin coming in to talk about insane AU's I have so last night while I was completely unable to sleep, I was thinking a lot about my qsmp x inanimate insanity AU. Qsmp stands for quackity smp and for context its about these people trapped in an island called 'quesadilla' run by this pseudo-goverment called 'the federation'. So like the good taco and pickle interacting truther or whatever, I decided that it would be pretty funny if the fed just snatched them and put them on this island, and they just wake up not only to see each other but to see their surroundings and realize that they are in a place unknown to them. I think pickle would be so fucking uncomfortable, but I feel both of them set their issues aside from a moment to try and get out of here whatever this place is. And they get a video from the federation! its the introductory video and then they realize they are practically confined by walls, the video tells them to not press this oddly placed red button on the wall but since they are desperate to escape they do so anyways and its the moment of realization that you cannot escape this island. You are trapped in this island now, maybe you should start getting used to it. And I think this realization just kinda hits them a little too hard, they are both dazed, looking at the destroyed wall knowing that there might just not be a way to go back home and they dread. I was planning for them to fight or something but I think they are so in shock they cannot really pay attention to everything going on between them, they are trapped in an island. And they cannot escape, I think they freak out. I think they both ally to try and find some kind of way out because despite everything they are smart. They know that fighting wont bring a solution so they do this small 'truce' of sorts. This is also the time they meet 'cucurucho' cucurucho is the census beareu (whatever its spelled as) of the island. Her is a white bear with a creepy smile and talks in text-to-speech voice:

but then, a week has passed. And no progress aside as a possible way to contact the other contestants has presented itself. I think after a bit this is the moment they fight, I think the heavy reality of their situation hits them and I think they are so stressed out taco would probably completely snaps when pickle tells her off just like when he did on episode 16 and they start arguing, contents of this arguing should be obvious by now. But almost as some bad joke from life, the federation calls. They have a surprise for them: in the original smp, after the first week the players were given an egg to take care of in pairs. Since in this AU pickle and taco are the only ones in the island. The federation gives them one of these eggs called ''bobby'' by jaiden and roier in the original

taco and pickle, understandably so- when the confussion wears off are very fucking upset. They were stranded in this island with no way out, forced to be with each other on top of all of that despite their story together and these people whoever they were thought it was a GOOD idea to take care of a baby dragon egg until it hatches and its mother comes back. Just how much more worse it can get? I think more than angry at each other they are angry at the federation, but in the end after this anger and hurt and fights I think they just come to the agreement that despite everything this thing is practically a child. And it need their help to survive. So begrudgingly so they would start another truce only for this kid who has no idea what the fuck is going on or why these people that are meant to take care of him are yelling and so pickle grabs the certificate the federation handed them and calls him 'bobby'. I want you to know taco completely stops to look at him in the face because she finds the name just so stupid. ''Bobby?'' ''Bobby.'' ''BOBBY?! OUT OF ANY FUCKING NAME YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN YOU CHOOSE BOBBY.'' and welp bobby is with them now. I don't have a lot to say more than as the days, weeks, months pass they become attached to this weird creature, it was meant to only be temporal something until it hatches but is it normal for eggs to not hatch after so long? but hey, what do they know about 'dragon eggs' or whatever shitty (possibly made up) story the federation told them. And so I think they still fight, I think they are uncomfortable with each other for a while, but before they know this creature makes them laugh and makes them perhaps joke with one another and try their best to take care of this things unknowinglly ends up bonding them somehow. And before they knew it they are in some weird situation where they aren't really friends? but they still joke with the other and make silly comments about the egg they are taking care of and know that despite everything they can trust the other to take care of this child that is by all means like theirs now. They get attached because bobby is amazing and bobby is silly and bobby just brings out the best of the other. Its the first time they can actually look at each other and smile for a new day and play...maybe goof around for a little bit. Grabbing crops and materials enough to surviva in this strange island they are stranded in. So its more like this unspoken solidarity they have and the trust they have on the other to take care of this egg. Pickle seeing taco's more maternal side with bobby just like she did with luz in my AU. Taco is protective of those she cares about and its especially true with bobby, she cares about this little guy so much. And just know bobby ADORES HER, like shown with jaiden he is honorary mama's voice he would be more silly and perhaps a little bratty with pickle like he was with roier but seems like a pretty little angel with taco around. With pickle he lets on more his chaotic side and you know this guy also loves him to death, they joke and go exploring and go to dungeons and bobby is fearless always facing danger head on and pickle despite this eggie being younger than he is can't help but smile and pat its head and wish for this sparkle and mischief he has to never go away when he turns into a dragon. They both know that there is probably going to be a point where they have to say goodbye, where they have to let the egg to hatch and fly away from the nest but they would be dammed if they didn't got attached to this thing. And they do. They do.

WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO MY FAVORITE PART OF THE AU AND IS THAT WHEN THE S1 AND S2 CONTESTANTS ARRIVE INTO THE ISLAND THANKS TO THE FEDERATION AND THEY FIND TACO, PICKLE AND THIS WEIRD EGG THEY ARE TAKING CARE OF???? wait what do you mean this is your child. Why are you and taco so familiar with each other now. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS GOVERMENT JUST HANDED YOU AN EGG TO TAKE CARE OF AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF SCHOOL PROJECT.

so its been months by this point. Saying that everyone was fucking worried over pickle suddenly disappearing its an understatement. But I love to think of the shock they have when they see a taco awkwardly beside him, I think maybe just maybe pickle brought up mic to taco. Because she may have told him what went on and he saw the way taco tenses when he did, he saw the pain he had and when talking about it he saw the lovestruck adoration that exist within her for this woman that he never saw in her. And so I think he understands the way her face changes to reflect pain when she looks at microphone, the way she tries to make herself look smaller- invisible. And so he does her a favor, he tells her to go take care of bobby since he probably just woke up because he understands taco needs some time to prepare herself before talking to mic, taco does. And faintly pickle is able to hear a small ''thank you...'' escaping her lips. I think he does kinda explain the entire mess that went on and everyone is confuse but like they get to the house they built and they get to meet the legend himself. Bobby. And listen I think a lot of them would be so fucking confused but I know mic would fucking love him the moment she sees him ,is adoration at first sight she is sobbing and crying as she holds him and poor little egg is confused but I think bobby to an extend knows this woman is important to his mom. So he chooses to welcome her with open arms and play around her a little and they end up bonding while pickle and taco are awkwardly still explaining the story to them. there is more to it but I want to know your thought over the entire thing cuz its an AU I had a lot of fun thinking about :D see you soon!

Hi Kiara!!!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for your submission!! :)

I'll start by letting you know in advance that I don't know a single thing about Minecraft smps!!! I mainly watched Minecraft youtube around a decade ago now (jeez) in the days of DanTDM, Stampy, PopularMMOs, and such, yeah? So I'm going to focus more on Pickle and Taco and how they interact rather than the quackity smp's plot, if that's alright!! Regardless, it was a neat read, and I appreciate the effort you must have put into typing that all out!!!^^ I'd know how long that sort of thing can take ;).

Pickle and Taco lost and forcibly separated from everyone else has a lot of plot potential, depending on when this takes place!! Pre-season 2? Mid season 2? Post-canon? Their dynamic would change quite a bit depending on when it takes place, yeah?

So Pickle is uncomfortable being alone with her, which is fair, and I imagine here she's rather quiet and sheepish since I'm assuming you're placing this post-canon. I can definitely see them not believing it at first, not wanting to believe they're trapped in another game(?) after just having found out that they were unknowingly trapped in one for over a decade. They would come to a silent mutual agreement to not argue or bring any of their issues up for the sake of getting themselves out of there. I can see Taco coming up with dozens of different ideas and schemes to try and get them out, none of them working would be quite discouraging to her, as well as a bit agitating to Pickle. He does not trust Taco, which is also fair, and if she could con her way through an entire season why can't she con her way out of this? He would definitely be having doubts about whether or not she was really trying to help, or if she was involved in her being stuck there in the first place.

I can definitely see both of them snapping after a failed attempt. Pickle is distrusting, which is fair, Taco is discouraged, they're both exhausted, they get into a pretty nasty fight.

That egg thing disturbs me. I will certainly be seeing it in my visions of the apocalypse. Regardless, uh. Yeah Taco would find naming it Bobby pretty dumb. They all call each other by their object names anyways, why Pickle would not just call it "egg", she does not understand. I can see Pickle and Taco falling into more of a rhythm over time, though, yeah. They're the only two people there, like it or not, they depend on each other not only for survival tasks but for social interaction. I am unsure of how alive the egg is, but for my sake I hope it is minimal. I do not know why it crashes so hard into uncanny valley for me, however it does, and I am Afraid. Anyways, yeah, I can see Taco and Pickle bonding in an odd way as they're forced to survive together. Pickle wouldn't trust her, persay, but he would trust her with his life.

It would be interesting for the other contestants to find them though!! They'd certainly be surprised to see Pickle and Taco talking so casually, but mostly happy to see them!! Well. Some people wouldn't be that happy to see Taco but my point still stands. Tacomic reunion hooray!!!! :3