#bad comedy

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

A British writer? 

PTERRY THE BRITISH WRITER?!

[that--unusual-person]

I’m still upset starscream didn’t win the polls

That is my favorite twink and I love him a lot :(

Imma make him a lil crown

he's probably thinking if this is some sick joke

[fieriframes]

[Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy. It's the death of a nuclear family staring up at you. It's looking like another bad comedy. Just as long as it comes in high-fidelity for me too.]

[smoking-witch]

I just ran face first into my own imposter syndrome again, plz ignore me while I pick up the shattered remnants of my confidence

[dp-clarkjkent]

i know your secret identity

Your Green lantern!

Oh no! You caught me!

It is indeed mine! They didn't have it in blue where I was shopping, so I took green instead.

[the-camp-camper]

I watched Epic Movie on Disney+ last night and my review…..

Should’ve watched Inspector Gadget instead, at least I know I would have had a laugh. Plus I actually like that Movie TBH! 😛

[queer-wizard-dad]

*Hears my leitmotif being chanted by a choir in a minor key*

Uh-oh...

[jlark]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Babylon 5 & Related Fandoms Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Londo Mollari, Michael Garibaldi, Stephen Franklin, Delenn (Babylon 5), Vir Cotto, Antono Refa Additional Tags: Drinking, Comedy, Londo has a drinking problem Summary:

What if there was an underground Centauri shock comedian on B5? Nobody asked for this? Well to bad, because here it is.

@branmer snuck in a mention of your Branmer b/c he is now part of my head canon, thank you.

[hozonkai1]

Name a Comedy movie, show or performance where you went...

[thefalloutwiki]

"Radscorpions? What's so rad about them? Who are these people that think mutated scorpions... Are so rad?"

-Shark Club comedian, Fallout 2

You can read more about him here

[graveyard01]

Voices, or the Guardians, can talk to their weapons.

“That’s… quite the weapon you got there, brother. Pretty Taken-ey, if you catch my drift.” Spoke the Drifter as they stared at the sniper rifle in the Guardian’s arms. Calling it just a sniper rifle would be doing a disservice to the sheer menace the weapon projected, what with its unwieldy size and the Taken corruption waffling off it. “What’s its name?”

“Oh,” Spoke the Guardian, looking down at the weapons. “I call it the Whisper of the Worm.” They responded, fidgeting with the weapon.

Worm, worm, worm, he had remembered some Vanguard guardians talk about some worm a while back, but when… wait. Worm. Worm god.

“That’s Xol?” he asked in amazement and bewilderment. How does this keep happening to the Guardian? Although, he should have gotten used to this long ago. Anything vaguely sentient and hostile tended to be converted into a weapon in their mere presence.

Riven, Oryx, Crota… it was getting ridiculous at this point.

“Ya,” Spoke the Guardian, “He’s grumpy. And Riven does not like him.”

…

“You talk — Riven? What?”

“Yep, she gets bored inside of the Vault. And this way, Ana learns more about her heritage.” They pointed towards their Ahamkara bone gauntlets.

“You… it can talk?”

“She is speaking right now. You can’t hear her?” Guardian asked, confused. Their helmet tilted cutely in confusion, in opposition to the gravity of the situation. How was this their concern? They had two, potentially more Ahamkaras and a Worm God speaking to them. Could they hear Crota? Fucking Oryx?

The Drifter was broken out of his daze by a loud grasp and noticed that a crowed had formed around him. Oh, he had said that out loud, didn’t he?

“Huh, I mean, yes? I just ignore those two. Some of the Ahamkaras have the best stories, though. Eao especially.” The Guardian said before they shrugged. “Well, I am off to the crucible. There is this new fusion I have been eyeing.” And then started walking away.

“But…”

“My wish?” The Guardian turned around sharply, and for a moment, he truly took in what it means to be under the undivided attention of legend in the making such as them. The Guardian held out their arms, and the Whisper of the Worm was replaced by a large fusion rifle. He had heard about it. A weapon made from the Last Ahamkara’s remains. They stole a glance at it, then looked up at him again.

“They can’t give the impossible.”

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Question: Where does a 2000 lb marine mammal knock?

Answer: Nowhere. Walruses can’t knock. He gets the fairy to knock for him.

[spencering]

I JUST FINISHED THE FINALE and there is so much to say and idk if I wanna rant it all out or what … funny canadian show is actually rooted in some really good writing which I was not expecting < / 3

[fieriframes]

[Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy. It's the death of a nuclear family staring up at you. It's looking like another bad comedy. Just as long as it comes in high-fidelity for me too.]

[smoking-witch]

POV ur a baneful cottage witch, u just had a great day of hexcasting & now ur stirring ominous positivity into ur coffee @9.26pm (clockwise, ofc)

[transcodedtit]

I posted yesterday btw

The figure is pretty good even if I don't like starscream

https://youtu.be/0ZfgGx559a4