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”haha just joshing you!”
why would you do that
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I havent drawn many full pieces BUT i did this in roblox 🙏 (I also randomly became like aware one night and drew an OC if yall wanna see that 🧍)
#starscream fanart#starscream#coronation starscream?#bad comedy#transformers#transformers fanart#starscream tf
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I’m still upset starscream didn’t win the polls
That is my favorite twink and I love him a lot :(
Imma make him a lil crown
he's probably thinking if this is some sick joke
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[Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy. It's the death of a nuclear family staring up at you. It's looking like another bad comedy. Just as long as it comes in high-fidelity for me too.]
#s16e09 eurocentric#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#chinese drama#nuclear family#bad comedy#conspiracy#death#high-fidelity
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I just ran face first into my own imposter syndrome again, plz ignore me while I pick up the shattered remnants of my confidence
#bad jokes#professional disaster#hot mess#original joke#dumb jokes#comedy gold#bad comedy#comedy#comedian#jokes#funny jokes#original writing#original content#original post#imposter syndrome#self confidence#self care#confidence#dignity#pride
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i know your secret identity
Your Green lantern!
Oh no! You caught me!
It is indeed mine! They didn't have it in blue where I was shopping, so I took green instead.
#((I'll be executed for this joke wont i))#clark kent rp#dc rp blog#metropolis rp#gotham rp#bad comedy#green lantern#dad jokes#i guess?
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I watched Epic Movie on Disney+ last night and my review…..
Should’ve watched Inspector Gadget instead, at least I know I would have had a laugh. Plus I actually like that Movie TBH! 😛
#Epic Movie#Bad Movie#Bad Movies#Disney#Disney+#Ed Edd n Eddy#Kevin#Kevin EEnE#Eddy#Eddy EEnE#This Movie Sucks#Bad Comedy#Not Funny
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*Hears my leitmotif being chanted by a choir in a minor key*
Uh-oh...
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Question: Where does a 2000 lb marine mammal knock?
Answer: Nowhere. Walruses can’t knock. He gets the fairy to knock for him.
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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Babylon 5 & Related Fandoms Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Londo Mollari, Michael Garibaldi, Stephen Franklin, Delenn (Babylon 5), Vir Cotto, Antono Refa Additional Tags: Drinking, Comedy, Londo has a drinking problem Summary:
What if there was an underground Centauri shock comedian on B5? Nobody asked for this? Well to bad, because here it is.
@branmer snuck in a mention of your Branmer b/c he is now part of my head canon, thank you.
#babylon 5#londo mollari#lord refa#did this instead of sleeping#bad comedy#I literally cannot spell I prob missed some misspells fyi
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Name a Comedy movie, show or performance where you went...
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"Radscorpions? What's so rad about them? Who are these people that think mutated scorpions... Are so rad?"
-Shark Club comedian, Fallout 2
You can read more about him here
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Voices, or the Guardians, can talk to their weapons.
“That’s… quite the weapon you got there, brother. Pretty Taken-ey, if you catch my drift.” Spoke the Drifter as they stared at the sniper rifle in the Guardian’s arms. Calling it just a sniper rifle would be doing a disservice to the sheer menace the weapon projected, what with its unwieldy size and the Taken corruption waffling off it. “What’s its name?”
“Oh,” Spoke the Guardian, looking down at the weapons. “I call it the Whisper of the Worm.” They responded, fidgeting with the weapon.
Worm, worm, worm, he had remembered some Vanguard guardians talk about some worm a while back, but when… wait. Worm. Worm god.
“That’s Xol?” he asked in amazement and bewilderment. How does this keep happening to the Guardian? Although, he should have gotten used to this long ago. Anything vaguely sentient and hostile tended to be converted into a weapon in their mere presence.
Riven, Oryx, Crota… it was getting ridiculous at this point.
“Ya,” Spoke the Guardian, “He’s grumpy. And Riven does not like him.”
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“You talk — Riven? What?”
“Yep, she gets bored inside of the Vault. And this way, Ana learns more about her heritage.” They pointed towards their Ahamkara bone gauntlets.
“You… it can talk?”
“She is speaking right now. You can’t hear her?” Guardian asked, confused. Their helmet tilted cutely in confusion, in opposition to the gravity of the situation. How was this their concern? They had two, potentially more Ahamkaras and a Worm God speaking to them. Could they hear Crota? Fucking Oryx?
The Drifter was broken out of his daze by a loud grasp and noticed that a crowed had formed around him. Oh, he had said that out loud, didn’t he?
“Huh, I mean, yes? I just ignore those two. Some of the Ahamkaras have the best stories, though. Eao especially.” The Guardian said before they shrugged. “Well, I am off to the crucible. There is this new fusion I have been eyeing.” And then started walking away.
“But…”
“My wish?” The Guardian turned around sharply, and for a moment, he truly took in what it means to be under the undivided attention of legend in the making such as them. The Guardian held out their arms, and the Whisper of the Worm was replaced by a large fusion rifle. He had heard about it. A weapon made from the Last Ahamkara’s remains. They stole a glance at it, then looked up at him again.
“They can’t give the impossible.”
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I JUST FINISHED THE FINALE and there is so much to say and idk if I wanna rant it all out or what … funny canadian show is actually rooted in some really good writing which I was not expecting < / 3
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[Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy. It's the death of a nuclear family staring up at you. It's looking like another bad comedy. Just as long as it comes in high-fidelity for me too.]
#s16e09 eurocentric#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#chinese drama#nuclear family#bad comedy#conspiracy#death#high-fidelity
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POV ur a baneful cottage witch, u just had a great day of hexcasting & now ur stirring ominous positivity into ur coffee @9.26pm (clockwise, ofc)
#smoking witch#coffeeblr#funny stuff#witchcore#witchblr#bad jokes#bad comedy#coffee#ominous positivity#think positive#positive mental attitude#positive thoughts#positivity#cheer up#chin up#its going to be okay#its okay#its okay to cry#its okay to not be okay#mental health humor#mental health jokes#witches#witchcraft#witch community#spellcasting#spellwork#spellcraft#spells#witchy#tasseomancy
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